🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

uh

[slow urchin]

Why do you not have a displayname

It might actually work idk

They are all empty tho

And canceled

[rough field]

just be aware if someone report your message you will get banned from discord

discord dont give a f if its real or not

[sly spear]

Time for a lil trolling

[slow urchin]

Wait wdym those are mine

Huh

[rough field]

the discord auto review will kill u

[slow urchin]

Darn

WAIT

IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED ON MY MAIN

NO WAY

[rough field]

kek

[slow urchin]

I HAVE BEEN CONTACTING SUPPORT FOR HALF A MONTH ALREADY

[rough field]

reality hit hard

[slow urchin]

they refuse to repsond

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/960590575516651590.png?quality=lossless&size=60

What

Is that

[rough field]

@wet ivy ask to fox if he can look into his issue

[slow urchin]

is that an actual discord admin

Shitting my pants actively

[wet ivy]

fox no longer work at discord

but i will ask to him

just give me the account id

[slow urchin]

Alr

[open pasture]

Chat

I have a funny

[slow urchin]

778450694344409128

[open pasture]

Why was the illiterate wizard kicked out of the mage school?

||He couldn't spell ||

Like and subscribe for more epic jokes

[wet ivy]

ty i will ask to someone to look into your issue

[slow urchin]

Alrighty thanks :3

[wet ivy]

[open pasture]

🙁

[wet ivy]

so much violence xD

[open pasture]

No

[slow urchin]

IDK if it's an email issue I opened like 13 tickets since it said after 24 hours it's alr to make another

[odd wave]

Thats so good. Oh my god

[slow urchin]

I responded to the bot email too

[open pasture]

Tough crowd here

Never telling a joke again

Your loss

[slow urchin]

I will not be subscribing

[open pasture]

[odd wave]

NO I LOVED IT

[slow urchin]

Or turning on notifications

[open pasture]

Fr? 🥹

[ripe willow]

Conditional statements and vartypes = all you need to know

[lime talon]

if you're illiterate you're not gonna be able to get into most schools

[odd wave]

ye .s

[open pasture]

Ermmm amongus

[open pasture]

Ignore that

[open pasture]

[slow urchin]

99% of programming is: having an issue, researching said issue for weeks, finding a reddit post from 6 years ago that has one snippet that fixes your entire issue.

[open pasture]

You're awesome

[lime talon]

nope

[open pasture]

I agree

[odd wave]

you too youhave nichijou pfp

[open pasture]

Please

[slow urchin]

The other 1% is the idea and ctrl+shift+c

[fickle cosmos]

New vencock logo

[lime talon]

i'm not smart enough to ignore

[odd wave]

OH YEAHH BABY

[open pasture]

1152

[slow urchin]

I love your about me

[sharp bramble]

can I do it

[fickle cosmos]

You forgot stack overflow

[slow urchin]

That too

[open pasture]

What

[fickle cosmos]

Stack overflow post from 11 years ago

[sharp bramble]

how does that work

[open pasture]

Yeah. Says a lot

[lime talon]

oh this is easy

[ripe willow]

Lol

[open pasture]

What do i get

[wet ivy]

use microsoft copilot or blackboxai or chatgpt

and be the best dev of the west coast

[fickle cosmos]

Omg

Is so epic

[wet ivy]

[sage dome]

We are all bot

[fickle cosmos]

blackbox

[wet ivy]

north korea

[sage dome]

damn 😔

[wet ivy]

idk i use microsft copilot

[fickle cosmos]

You basically use chatgpt then

[open pasture]

Wait

[wet ivy]

nop

[fickle cosmos]

Tabnine 🔥

[open pasture]

Is there actually something in my about me?

[lime talon]

microsoft-branded chatgpt
that is literally it

[open pasture]

3y3 fail?

[fickle cosmos]

Yeah it's:

[wet ivy]

bro sometime they give good advice

[odd wave]

on mobile it shows as a bucmnch of quedstions

[wet ivy]

with some shitty api

[open pasture]

I'll take it. Thank you

[fickle cosmos]

Wronk

[slow urchin]

99% of hacking is researching a bunch of code only to find a post that shows off the hacks you want and a link to a discord, joining the discord promising to give you a tool only for it to tell you to pay and do 17 linkvertise link that lead to a Google drive link that doesn't exist

[wet ivy]

like bungie net api

go check it

[wet ivy]

true

[open pasture]

Deep

[open pasture]

Ohh

Wth

[wet ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-21449019

[slow urchin]

They do, black box that a terrible continue function though and none of them have a good enough memory to be sensible half the time

[fickle cosmos]

1% of hacking is a 15 year old trying to hack a WPA password by capturing a WPA-Handshake 🔥

@open pasture

[wet ivy]

yeah blackbox is probably the worst

[slow urchin]

I accidentally DoS'ed vercel once

[fickle cosmos]

Me too

I'm English

[slow urchin]

It's continue function sometimes legitimately loops and crashes your browser

Then it forgets the conversation

[golden marlin]

alr mate I am America (literally)

[fickle cosmos]

Stfu German person

[wet ivy]

bungie net api page crash opera gx

imagine not being able to look the api

[fickle cosmos]

(you may only speak to me if you're a German woman)

[slow urchin]

I got ip banned for a month lol

Only network up tho

It was weird

There servers were fixed in seconds tho

I think it was a packet detection

Yeah

[fickle cosmos]

I DDoSed a person who booted me offline 🔥(yes a DDoS not a DoS)

[slow urchin]

That's too far...

[hollow surge]

Hi everybody.

[paper gate]

I'm asleep

how

[elder geyser]

is this u

[ripe willow]

@paper gate

[pseudo karma]

hi kai

[fickle cosmos]

Damn... (I didn't cuz it's a illegal 🔥)

[open pasture]

Stupid idiot thinks it can fly

[paper gate]

yes

[elder geyser]

hi lana

[fickle cosmos]

bye kai

[pseudo karma]

wowww ignoring me fr

[elder geyser]

FUCK YOU

[ripe willow]

@elder geyser hi

[fickle cosmos]

2

[random sage]

50

what

[pseudo karma]

what

[hollow surge]

"How many D's in you"

[slow urchin]

I'm gonna DdDdDDDDdoS you

[odd wave]

gladly

[fickle cosmos]

[slow urchin]

Someone translate

[hollow surge]

What.

[open pasture]

Hey i was saying it in a silly non hateful way :(

[slow urchin]

What

[open pasture]

Like the way they say "this cat has no brain"

[hollow surge]

Die(in a silly non hateful way).

[slow urchin]

And then instantly lose it in jail

[open pasture]

[slow urchin]

It's the fact that cloudflare legitimately does nothing

Like

Actually

[pseudo karma]

what does cloudflare even do

[slow urchin]

Too many conversations at once

[pseudo karma]

other than be shitty captcha

[slow urchin]

Nothing

[paper gate]

do I bother eeping i know I'll just be laying for 30 minutes

[golden kiln]

type http://.\[#0](/guild/1015060230222131221/channel/0/) in chat for a silly funny moment

[hollow surge]

I have a simple trick for you.

[open pasture]

I read this as conservatives

[golden kiln]

you gotta type the whole thing

[slow urchin]

Me no trust

[golden kiln]

why is there just a grey box

[slow urchin]

Center of the page

[golden kiln]

http://.[#0](/guild/1015060230222131221/channel/0/)

[random sage]

What?
Automod trigger?

[golden kiln]

i can type it :p

i get the funny message on my screen

[hollow surge]

I took a screenshot of the box on the Screenshot App.

[slow urchin]

It's just a deleted channel

Lol

[random sage]

Chat

[jolly relic]

losing my mind doing css like i havent been doing it for years

[random sage]

im gonna do the following

For the chat

[fickle cosmos]

Very not pirated game (this is fucking PRE INSTALLED on a cloud gaming btw)

[golden kiln]

no, you gotta type the whole thing in and send it as a message to get the funny message

[fickle cosmos]

🔥

[golden kiln]

ur not meant to click it

[slow urchin]

I did dum dum

[golden kiln]

just type it in chat

[fickle cosmos]

I no no ask

[slow urchin]

No

[golden kiln]

no you didnt

[slow urchin]

Yes I did

[random sage]

Nice

[golden kiln]

where

[random sage]

it crashes your app

[golden kiln]

??? what

see, it works

[fickle cosmos]

Real

[random sage]

ok

[slow urchin]

There's nothing there

[random sage]

wawa

[golden kiln]

it works better on desktop

[fickle cosmos]

What client mod is this

[slow urchin]

Aliucord

[golden kiln]

i think its out of date for mobile

[unborn otter]

i have 2 sides

[hollow surge]

You.

[paper gate]

@wide leaf

[raw panther]

eepy and eepy

[slow urchin]

What does it say I don't feel like getting up

[golden kiln]

me

[golden kiln]

ur missing out

lol

[open pasture]

V and C

[slow urchin]

Wait I just thought of something

[hollow surge]

Free robux.

[slow urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/

[golden kiln]

trolled

[hollow surge]

Fail.

[open pasture]

So much fail

[golden kiln]

wait

[slow urchin]

Who is raydiola

[open pasture]

[golden kiln]

it leads to an actual channel

[slow urchin]

Whar

[golden kiln]

what the fuck

[open pasture]

Me

[pseudo karma]

typing this just froze vencord until i had to open task manager and end process + killall vesktop in terminal

[golden kiln]

then your client is outdated

update it

[slow urchin]

Lmfao

[pseudo karma]

ion know how

not going to

until it causes

major problems

[slow urchin]

How is that a fail

[golden kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/](https

[hollow surge]

Because you clearely failed.

[pseudo karma]

BLUE COMMENT FAIL

[slow urchin]

Failed what

[random sage]

what is bro yapping about

[slow urchin]

I'm confused

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/638872714525933579/889229100437348462/caption.gif

[golden kiln]

embed failure, but this goes to this guys page LOL

[slow urchin]

It's not... A fail?? It's a hyperlink

[pseudo karma]

@golden kiln literally says in updater its up to date

[slow urchin]

I wasn't trying to embed

[pseudo karma]

FYM OUTDATED

[random sage]

He is yapping just leave him 💀

[golden kiln]

idk man, try typing it again

see if that fixes it

[hollow surge]

She doesn't know...

[pseudo karma]

he*

[random sage]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-ruling-mistake-gif-25583830

[hollow surge]

That is a detail. You understood what I meant.

[pseudo karma]

you guys didnt know i was male?

[slow urchin]

See that's a fail

[golden kiln]

embed failure ! point and laugh at this loser !

[pseudo karma]

Funny LOL.

[slow urchin]

https://google.com/* *

Hm

[golden kiln]

failure

point and laugh at this loser

[slow urchin]

Not a fail I'm testing something

-_-

[pseudo karma]

MODS HES ADVERTISING BAN HIM

[unreal siren]

failed test

[slow urchin]

THAT'S LITERALLY VENCORD

[sudden sun]

gm

[slow urchin]

😭

[pseudo karma]

MOOOOOODDDSS!!!!!!

[unreal siren]

vencord is against tos, the mods will ban you

[hollow surge]

CLEARLY
You own an air frier.

[sudden sun]

meow

[hollow surge]

Air friers when they meet Water cookers.

[golden kiln]

femboy posting begins meow

[hollow surge]

Die! Explode!

[sudden sun]

blocked

[unborn otter]

I think this will never work

[golden kiln]

my sticker now bitch

[unborn otter]

discord server link always embeds

[hollow surge]

He really did block me.

[pseudo karma]

mfw i boot you offline

[hollow surge]

Lmao.

[slow urchin]

Not If I custom linkshorten

[unborn otter]

idk

[paper gate]

same

[paper gate]

my eye hurts

[slow urchin]

Bruh

[golden kiln]

loserposting

[unborn otter]

does not work

[golden kiln]

block me i triple dog dare you stinky

[slow urchin]

Bro does NOT know what I was doing

[random sage]

ok

[sudden sun]

done

[slow urchin]

[random sage]

done

[golden kiln]

enjoy your review !

[jolly relic]

how can i load my own js with vencord i dont wanna have to paste into the console. css has failed me for a dynamic style i need

[unborn otter]

[https://google.com/* *](https://discord.gg/cDz5fxxF)

this?

[golden kiln]

javascrp

[pseudo karma]

jarvscip

[golden kiln]

jarvis clip this pls

[slow urchin]

You don't know what it was testing

Dum dum

[jolly relic]

[unborn otter]

alr

[fickle cosmos]

Dog

[unborn otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1118029794794278982/1226794230534373407/jesus_ballin.mp4

[unreal siren]

Weird looking cat

[fickle cosmos]

Hey who husked the dog

[pseudo karma]

YOUR BANNER... IS GOING IN MY DOWNLOADED FILES....

[jolly relic]

lemme send the og

[pseudo karma]

i already downloaded it

[sudden sun]

smh

[golden kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/banners/325447295455854594/a_abe9875cd1ff36591a82cc737920aaae.gif

this will intentionally not embed, but heres this bozo's banner

[keen kernel]

i shall spook everyone

[pseudo karma]

my slocks flew straight off my feet and my heart exploded from a heart attack

[golden kiln]

racist !

[unreal siren]

I was too zoned out to be spooked

[pseudo karma]

mfw 20 pixels wide and 50 pixels long

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120475966297350274/1193442444587581480/shiggsplode.gif?ex=6624b363&is=66123e63&hm=33ae60132758b4a7ac5da142d9801a1a2e477cc3cf2be7f476320a7afa59cf65&

[golden kiln]

shig up you can change the url params yourself

[pseudo karma]

shut up

gamer word

[golden kiln]

MODS!!!

MEI CALLED ME THE N WORD !!!!

[pseudo karma]

i thought my client didnt load it

its just like that

[pseudo karma]

wait until you see what i dm you next

[slow urchin]

https://www.google.com/

IT WORKS

FUCK YEAH

[golden kiln]

it doesnt

[slow urchin]

It does

[golden marlin]

nop

it doesn't

[slow urchin]

Fym

[unborn otter]

it doesn't

[golden kiln]

it does not

[slow urchin]

It literally does what I wanted it to

Fym "it doesn't work"

[golden kiln]

it doesnt

it just looks like white text

[unborn otter]

it doesn't work

[pseudo karma]

are you two stupid

[slow urchin]

What are you on

[unborn otter]

it's a joke

[golden kiln]

yeah, we don't see that

or at least i dont

i see the two urls

[golden marlin]

me neither

[slow urchin]

Your hyperlinks r broken

[unborn otter]

i mean the thing that he's saying is a joke

[slow urchin]

Both of u

[unborn otter]

i can't actually see it

[slow urchin]

Clearly

[golden kiln]

dm goobert

[golden kiln]

breedable

[lime talon]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

You're blocked

[golden kiln]

dont care

L + ratio + cry about it stinky'

[unborn otter]

see it's white

[golden kiln]

not what it looks like for me

[fallow pawn]

Yawn

[next warren]

🔥

[unborn otter]

are you using Aliucord

[golden kiln]

no

[slow urchin]

That's what I thought

[slow urchin]

Cuz aliu breaks hyperlinks without the fixer plugin

[golden marlin]

I use vesktop it DOESN'T WORK

[golden kiln]

i swapped to ios and it still dont work

lol

[slow urchin]

Skill issue ig

It works for normal people

So

L

[unborn otter]

what were you trying to do anyway

make it not embed?

[slow urchin]

Trick invites with no embed

[golden marlin]

yeah but you spent like 5 mins on managing to make that link work

[unborn otter]

just shorten the link

[slow urchin]

Kind of a funny way to advertise without advertising

[golden marlin]

you've a bigger skill issue

[golden kiln]

cute katze

[slow urchin]

That's literally what I did

[unborn otter]

yeah that works

putting the discord link directly never works

since it will always embed

[slow urchin]

Unless you use hairspace

[unborn otter]

https://discord.gg/2vkBBeW4```

even like this

it embeds

[slow urchin]

Then it doesn't recognize

Use hairspaces

[unborn otter]

wait that works?

lol

[slow urchin]

I'm pretty sure

It won't get recognized as a hyperlink

[unborn otter]

nice

[golden kiln]

femboy breeding hours

goodbye

[pseudo karma]

BYPASSING AUTOMOD..

MOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[golden kiln]

RACISM !

this u?

[golden marlin]

eeermm monderatorss

[lime talon]

@paper gate

[slow urchin]

htt ps://discord.gg/cDz5fxxF

See

No embed

But also no links

Since it's not recognized

Tis odd

[unborn otter]

funnier

the YouTube link will embed

but when clicked

it will redirect to the website you want

[slow urchin]

Wait I just realized I never tried, can you hyperlink multiple websites

In one

[hollow surge]

People here sure do block eachother a whole lot huh?

[unborn otter]

dunno

[hollow surge]

Dumbass.

[paper gate]

interesting

[fickle cosmos]

[pseudo karma]

this made me throw up a 9 foot tall pole

[zenith spindle]

you did what

[hollow surge]

It's doesn't even have a transparent background.

[fickle cosmos]

[slow urchin]

test

[pseudo karma]

MODS

[slow urchin]

No embed

Only one ig

[pseudo karma]

HES ADVERTISING

[slow urchin]

Odd

[pseudo karma]

MODS

MOOOOOOODSSSS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSS

MODERATORS

[zenith spindle]

someone here is built like a salad

[slow urchin]

I DID IT

I DID IT

[hollow surge]

You are built like if a man and a woman had unprotected sex.

[pseudo karma]

how i look at my employer when they say they're gonna do a background check on my social meia

[unborn otter]

just using , nicr

[slow urchin]

Wonder where that leads

[fickle cosmos]

Breakcore core

[zenith spindle]

crazy

[pseudo karma]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE YOU

[unborn otter]

yt called https

lol

[slow urchin]

Lmao

Hmm

[fickle cosmos]

Who let grandad on the mic

[unborn otter]

lmao

wtf

verified with 7.6k

[zenith spindle]

how is bro verified

[lime talon]

it's always there

[paper gate]

maybe like

some radar?

[slow urchin]

YouTube made it, it's the default for empty links

[hollow surge]

FurnaceSniper

[pseudo karma]

i wonder what he snipes

[hollow surge]

Probably furnaces.

[slow urchin]

[test](https://www.instagram.com)

Fail

[hollow surge]

You failure.

[slow urchin]

Laugh at me

[hollow surge]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

[slow urchin]

What is shiggy from 😭

[hollow surge]

I have just been banned from the main server I talk on due to a misunderstanding in communications.

[hollow surge]

Hold on, I'll figure this one out again.

[slow urchin]

What was it Abt

[slow urchin]

Alr lol

[unreal siren]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[wet minnow]

my apologies

[slow urchin]

Guys I'm scared

[hollow surge]

Kemomimi-chan.

[lime talon]

idk
there's another one on a lower frequency that i labelled "but here's the slider"

[slow urchin]

Found the OG pixiv of the creator of shiggy

[fickle cosmos]

@jaunty remnant fuck you

[slow urchin]

Fishggy is canon.

[zenith spindle]

wh at

[pseudo karma]

im gonna go to bed

its 12 :59 and i wake up at 5

im cooked

[zenith spindle]

gn

[slow urchin]

The og creator of kemomimi-chan (shiggy) drew that

[pseudo karma]

i have an essay and 4 tests

[slow urchin]

I wake up at 6

It's 4

I'm burnt

[zenith spindle]

sleep now worry later :D

[sudden sun]

vns explod

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[pseudo karma]

12:59 am i wake up at 5 im cooked

vns danger|danger

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[slow urchin]

Vns poopie

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[hollow surge]

vns finish line

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[pseudo karma]

LOL

[slow urchin]

Vns NSFW chat

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[slow urchin]

LMAO

[zenith spindle]

thats fun

[cerulean lance]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hollow surge]

vns gay po|hetero po

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[sudden sun]

vns #🪅-progaming stinky|also stinky

[neon ferry]

👉 #🪅-progaming

[pseudo karma]

po? like kung fu panda?

[slow urchin]

Vns kekeofjrjeirnfn okrkfifdjdjdjekdjfjrjridkdjfx

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[pseudo karma]

vnx #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only general|general

FUC K

[hollow surge]

vns gay people

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[pseudo karma]

vns #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only general|general

[neon ferry]

👉 #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[slow urchin]

Vns I CANT STOP POOPING

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[pseudo karma]

ZANDER SHUT THE FUCK UP

[lime talon]

vns #🤖-bot-commands move spam here|not here please

[hollow surge]

vns 🐘-off-topic-gradle

[neon ferry]

👉 #🤖-bot-commands

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[pseudo karma]

lol

[cerulean lance]

the agony is over.....

[zenith spindle]

freedom?

[open pasture]

vns free candy

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[elder geyser]

agony yung lean

[lime talon]

seriously

[slow urchin]

I spammed there and got muted for 24 hours

[pseudo karma]

@cerulean lance beat my ultrakill mod to win 900 dollars

[slow urchin]

What

[cerulean lance]

nop :3

[open pasture]

Freedom when paidsub walks in

[zenith spindle]

ah

there is more

[pseudo karma]

horror

[lime talon]

don't do bot commands in general i mean

[slow urchin]

Hm

[pseudo karma]

@cerulean lance beat my ultrakill mod

[cerulean lance]

never

vanilla my beloved

[pseudo karma]

900 dollar

[cerulean lance]

fake

[open pasture]

Fuck you

[slow urchin]

Aha

Trick

Funi

[lime talon]

attachment type image/png

[slow urchin]

gud I wepent fuw my sins and pway that yuu wet me intu yuuw huwy a- I mean wight

[pseudo karma]

shut the fuck up bob we hate you

:pitchfork:

AMERICA

that is NOTthe bald eagle

[slow urchin]

I did not mean to do that lol

[slow urchin]

Why

?

[pseudo karma]

"However many likes this gets is my age"

[slow urchin]

I mean I'll share it but like why

[lime talon]

that's a moderator who's asking

[slow urchin]

Ohh

[pseudo karma]

horror

[slow urchin]

I'm 15

:/

[pseudo karma]

ofc

[zenith spindle]

so unborn?

[pseudo karma]

blocked

[slow urchin]

Why so

[pseudo karma]

I HATE MINORS

[sudden sun]

@burnt maple meow

[pseudo karma]

😡

[sudden sun]

this so real

[lime talon]

no fucking way

[zenith spindle]

is that the senator armstrong speech

[slow urchin]

It was a plugin I activated by accident

[pseudo karma]

he ain know shit abt american pride

[slow urchin]

Like a command

That's why I deleted

Like immediately

[pseudo karma]

plugin to send senator speech is wild

[zenith spindle]

why do you just have that

[slow urchin]

/ nanomachines does that

Lol

[pseudo karma]

???

[hexed lion]

#announcements is it actually fr 💀

[pseudo karma]

😭

[hexed lion]

real

[slow urchin]

...

Bro...

[zenith spindle]

you got on that instantly didnt you

[pseudo karma]

lord forgive me i used all the VENCORD SUPPORT MONEY on gambling

[warped fossil]

[slow urchin]

Apologies, I used all the vendors support money on jet fuel.

I do not own a jet.

[pseudo karma]

i used all the child support money on apple juice

[slow urchin]

Why do I like that

[slow urchin]

Worth

[pseudo karma]

why the fuck do you have that

chat can we ban zander for being 15 years old

[golden marlin]

yes

[zenith spindle]

w

[warped fossil]

I get not liking minors but like

[slow urchin]

What

[warped fossil]

it can't be nice to be that minor rn

[slow urchin]

:<

[lime talon]

i have all of them

[warped fossil]

so like, perhaps not shit on zander like that

they can't help it

[lime talon]

they are NOT 15 i refuse to believe they're my age

[cerulean lance]

jojo has rotted my brain

[slow urchin]

Terrible, like, have you ever WANTED to have a job

It's gotten that bad

[warped fossil]

wdym

[slow urchin]

I'm also 6'5

[pseudo karma]

i need this tyed out so i can use it on my friends

[hexed lion]

word

[lime talon]

you're 13 and 5'5

[hexed lion]

lmao

[slow urchin]

I mean that I want to live alone out of reach from everyone as fast as possible

[pseudo karma]

15 at 6'5 your fucking lying

[warped fossil]

Oh like wanting a job, ye I get that

[slow urchin]

June 30th 2008 bud

[warped fossil]

I'm 21

so it's been a sec

[pseudo karma]

hes a 2008'er can we kill him

[slow urchin]

Nope just huge growth spurts

[lime talon]

i mean i'm 6'1 at 15

i'm also about 3 years more mature than zander

[pseudo karma]

im 900'5 at 2

[warped fossil]

bro people from 2008 are 15

[golden marlin]

the june gang my brother you deserve salvation from these monsters who want you banned

[pseudo karma]

a cruel world

[cerulean lance]

i like short men

[unreal siren]

i refuse to believe this

[slow urchin]

We aren't all bad I got the scene autism

[pseudo karma]

remove "the scene"

[slow urchin]

16 in 2 months

[slow urchin]

I do

Lol

[warped fossil]

[unreal siren]

sorry, birthday cancelled

[lime talon]

so am I

[unreal siren]

you had one last year

[slow urchin]

Awh man :(

[cerulean lance]

we're getting old....

how old is the oldest gen alpha now

[lime talon]

you mistyped 2010 or maybe 2009

or if you are 15 what the hell has this world come to

[slow urchin]

I'm 15

And 6'5

And a sophomore

Lol

[warped fossil]

why are we bullying this person

[slow urchin]

Idk

[golden marlin]

for shitz

[slow urchin]

I'm Rlly fuckin tired

It's4am

[unreal siren]

gen alpha is from 2010 - 2025, so

[slow urchin]

I have school at 6

[warped fossil]

I remember being that age and I hated being excluded for my age.
I kinda get it but there's no need to rub it in

[slow urchin]

Real

[cerulean lance]

14??

holy shit

im a grandma

[slow urchin]

Everything just feels like a big waiting game until you're 18

[lime talon]

the problem is not that he's 15 it's that i'm 15 and he's certainly not my age

[unreal siren]

everyone before 2005 is a boomer now

wikipedia disagrees

[slow urchin]

And then you're even more stressed bc of the fact you have to do stuff all on your own

[warped fossil]

who cares how old they are

[unreal siren]

gen X are the boomers of boomers

[warped fossil]

literally who cares

[slow urchin]

Bro

How are you gonna tell me my age -_-

[warped fossil]

leave them alone lol

[unreal siren]

seemingly only you

[slow urchin]

Let me tell you about quantum tunneling in peace

[pseudo karma]

the patoid bob collision

[zenith spindle]

i am clown

[hollow surge]

I wasted part of it on drugs and prostitu-

[unreal siren]

where is ur clown decor

[zenith spindle]

i scrolled up slightly so the chat stopped moving then thought chat died

[zenith spindle]

i am enough of a clown to have lost my costume

[hollow surge]

It is dead. You are just schizophrenic.

[jaunty trellis]

[slow urchin]

So basically if you throw a ball at a wall, following Newtons 2nd law of physics it will bounce back to you, however quantum physics says there is a finite and infinitely small chance that every atom within the ball will align with the spaces in the atoms on the wall, make the ball go through the wall losing momentum based on friction, heat, and most of all the amount of spaces and atoms.

[warped fossil]

me when i see my crush

[slow urchin]

Me when I explain quantum tunneling for dummies

[zenith spindle]

why do you have schrodinger's braincell

[warped fossil]

tbf isn't that common knowledge

[slow urchin]

What does that even mean

[warped fossil]

like a scientific thing everyone knows

[slow urchin]

Not even a little

[zenith spindle]

ur braincell both dead and alive

[sand citrus]

is that u in ur pfp

[lime talon]

not even common knowledge, just common sense

[slow urchin]

Very few actually other than from memes

[warped fossil]

yea

[slow urchin]

No

Not at all

Lmao

[hollow surge]

Shoots person.
Person lives.

[slow urchin]

Knowing of it is common, KNOWING it is not

[lime talon]

to me it's common sense, i was never taught it but have known for like 2 years

[warped fossil]

I have learned over the years that people are fucking dumb

[hollow parrot]

okk

[slow urchin]

Theoretically impossible the air waves is a secondary factor

[zenith spindle]

can vouch

[slow urchin]

The bullet would likely fuse halfway through due to the air pockets

[sand citrus]

I Throw thing It Bounce or Break]

Crazy

[warped fossil]

I did not spend years, I spent a couple days doing support for Rythm

[hollow surge]

If I blow a very small and powerful fan on your chest you wouldn't die, would you?

[warped fossil]

I learned then

so close enough to what you're suggesting

[slow urchin]

You would

Depends on the power

Of said fan

[warped fossil]

ya rythm support was wild lol

[pseudo karma]

SHUT UPZANDER NOBODY CARES

[warped fossil]

mei please

come on

[slow urchin]

If it's unlimited you would die, it creates a vacuum

[unreal siren]

average whitename conversation

[pseudo karma]

i need

[slow urchin]

Welp this is where I sleep bc I'm unwanted

[pseudo karma]

I NEEDD

APPLE JUICE

[slow urchin]

Gn people

[warped fossil]

I was the same when I was 15 I think

[zenith spindle]

how color

[pseudo karma]

bless god

fish

[zenith spindle]

fiiiiish

[warped fossil]

ya prob best to go elsewhere ig. sorry about that pal
wish it were different

[hollow surge]

Fishggy.

[pseudo karma]

zander is secretly a fish in disguise

[unreal siren]

can i eat it

[hollow surge]

My DM's are open. If you want to talk about anything.

[sand citrus]

Lets play counter stirke soruce

[slow urchin]

Bleh

[warped fossil]

we really out here bullying young people for being young as if we weren't like them at one point ourselves

[elder geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-raccoon-math-math-raccoon-gif-25584730

[pseudo karma]

johnyy what does that shield badge mean on ur pfp

[warped fossil]

uh

[zenith spindle]

yo calendar, any upcoming events?

[warped fossil]

I used to be part of the DMD program

[pseudo karma]

my age went
1
2
3
16

[hollow surge]

It makes them gay.

[warped fossil]

which is like a group of mods from the largest servers iirc

[pseudo karma]

sign me up

[hollow surge]

No. You're not gay enough.

[pseudo karma]

im literally

wearing programmer socks

and

[hollow surge]

Not gay enough.

[slow urchin]

Shield badge was a sign up thing you used to be able to get from discord before they discontinued it

[pseudo karma]

other clothing i cant specify

[slow urchin]

Ok I'm actually sleeping now

[pseudo karma]

GET

i need more badges

[sand citrus]

@pseudo karma you sound like a racist

[pseudo karma]

NEED BADGES

[elder geyser]

damn we got a pro discord mod

[pseudo karma]

amazing assumption

[zenith spindle]

age is a lie you go from 1 to 1.5 to 1.8 to 7 to 15 (3 years) to 18 to ancient

[warped fossil]

[sand citrus]

Let them flex they think its cool

[pseudo karma]

😭

[warped fossil]

nah it's just a badge

[pseudo karma]

8 devices run ephos

[open pasture]

Wassup fellow peopleses

[elder geyser]

yoo no way you did stuff for rythm???

did they like pay u or nah

[warped fossil]

I was an engineer

full-stack

and yes it was paid

[pseudo karma]

wrench throw = tv = fix

?

[zenith spindle]

so you hit a tv with a hammer and it went fix

[pseudo karma]

omni we think alike

[elder geyser]

what was the front end part of a discord bot

[warped fossil]

no I just wrote shitty code that breaks

it was someone else's job to fix it

[hollow surge]

I am; not sure about Mei though.

[warped fossil]

[pseudo karma]

javascript coders be like

[sand citrus]

That made me #LaughoutLoud ! You sir have just won the internet

[warped fossil]

dashboard and an extension that never saw the light of day

[zenith spindle]

one of us has coding knowledge the other plays gun games

[cerulean lance]

@errant chasm hi

[warped fossil]

I'm actually a C++ programmer usually, I just do web on the side

[pseudo karma]

i play gun games

[hollow surge]

I am quite a car enthusiast.

[elder geyser]

oh nice

whyd u quit rythm if u dont mind me asking

[warped fossil]

I graduated high school

time came for college

changes at the company made it so it was full-time or not at all

[elder geyser]

u were doin shit for them in hs???

[warped fossil]

ye

[elder geyser]

mistyped

how do u like find offers like that 😭😭

[warped fossil]

i uh

sec

[elder geyser]

im in hs and all ive done is a unpaid internship for ms

[pseudo karma]

i have ZERO coding knowledge other than alert("This is an alert box!");

[warped fossil]

sometimes it's just about having the gut to just talk to people

[elder geyser]

oh nice

[warped fossil]

i.e. I just dmed the CEO

[elder geyser]

man rythm has said they have something coming soon for about 4 years now

[warped fossil]

no comment heh

[pseudo karma]

lisen to addiction by kanye west

[hollow surge]

HOW TO GET A JOB:

DM Discord's CEO.
"Hey can I write shit code for you pretty please?"
Get accepted.

[pseudo karma]

real

[warped fossil]

basically how it went

[pseudo karma]

how to get a job at subway
2 minute video making sandwich
hired

[warped fossil]

altho it was a bit more involved, I had to go through an interview and then do a test

once I passed those I was in

[median owl]

CEO of what

[warped fossil]

oh uh

I meant rythms

I didn't see it said Discord

[sly spear]

https://discord.ceo/

[lime talon]

why is midi actually not bad

[median owl]

lol

[hollow surge]

Interview:
"Hello, this is my code print('Hello World!")."
"You're hired."

[warped fossil]

I did meet the CEO of Discord once tho

[pseudo karma]

real

[hollow surge]

He knows everyone.

[sly spear]

Me when i'm floated

[pseudo karma]

johnny knows everyone

[lime talon]

for a midi this is kind of impressive

[warped fossil]

I wouldn't say I know the CEO of Discord
My best friend does, and I met him through my friend

[median owl]

float

[hollow surge]

Did you meet Tailor Swift too?

Perhaps Jesus himself?

[warped fossil]

no but I did meet God

swell guy

[snow bison]

hi chat

[pseudo karma]

i met this guy called mei

[warped fossil]

crazy

[lime talon]

and in ogg form

[wintry bridge]

Hey guys, Is this the valorant discord server?

[sly spear]

Yes

[cerulean lance]

shigbot is getting updated

[ornate orbit]

the v is for valorant

[urban elk]

oh the horror

(my GPU FUCKING CRASHED)

[sly spear]

Glorb tho

[cerulean lance]

ven
valorant ends now

[urban elk]

@cerulean lance you love Nvidia

[cerulean lance]

i dont

[urban elk]

guh

idk I think my motherboard is actually fucking garbage when it comes to PCIe devices

[cerulean lance]

i have a h510m-a

cant get garbager than me

[urban elk]

I mean, if this is what resetting the GPU does to it

no wonder Windows fucking dies and gets every single PCIe device removed when in a KVM

[urban elk]

I mean
you can probably run a Windows 11 KVM on that just fine, unlike me and my shitty motherboard

[cerulean lance]

i havent installed binbows in this mobo ever

[urban elk]

never said you'd be installing it on bare metal

[cerulean lance]

actually a lot of my current parts have never seen binbows

my gpu

m2

backup hdd

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - 375 users run shiggy api daily

Requiem

Kanaria • Requiem

591 total scrobbles · WhoKnows #228

[cerulean lance]

so good

[pine vessel]

😭

[sly spear]

White on top

THE ROLE COLOR

[hollow surge]

<@&1026509424686284924>

[cerulean lance]

@pine vessel https://social.shiggy.fun/notes/9rubehn9abtfkd88 you will read

[jolly nexus]

[e-mail]

gonna bring this up in here cus ive been talking about it with @[e-mail] in discord and i want to know yall's opinion as well.
shitposting in japanese translations (be it sub or dub. tho its a bigger problem in dub) is a topic that has been bought up multiple times by the community.
the ones i remember are the dragon maid dub controversy, and a few months ago when translators were mad about an ai translated manga of some sorts
afaik, this problem isnt only about manga/anime. any translation will have these problems (i notice it a lot when my family is watching an english movie with persian subtitles). but i feel like its much worse in "weeb" culture. the most obvious reasons being the fact that its not as mainstream, so:
A: translators dont take it seriously
B: the translators arent as good as ones that are translating more mainstream stuff.
C: they think they can get away with injecting their beliefs into the media

as much as i hate ai (a lot), i feel like this might be a very rare situation where using it might be good. as hazel already mentioned; its not gonna be as good as human translated stuff, but hey, what can you do :shrug:

Firefish · Apr 8, 2024, 9:28 AM

[elder geyser]

thats gay

[elder geyser]

yapfest oh my god

https://tenor.com/view/mygsgifs-mygsgif-yoongi-yoongi-solo-suga-solo-gif-24573258

[sudden sun]

@elder geyser meow

[elder geyser]

@sudden sun meow

[sudden sun]

hey oomf do you hab apple watch

need someone with an older watch to test the performance of my app

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/854105214092312626/967045117867360276/image0_8-1.gif

[zenith spindle]

silly

[raw panther]

[zenith spindle]

oh thats a good one

[elder geyser]

my mom does

[rain rapids]

Yo

White name

[warm zenith]

if you're a whitename you have 5 minutes left to live

[sly spear]

Quick someone remove my roles

[sudden sun]

real

[fickle cosmos]

🔥

[lapis lava]

horror

[sly spear]

Can anyone reccomend a spotify client mod for android? (mainly adblock)

[lapis lava]

xManager

[open pasture]

xmanager

jinx

[sly spear]

Thanks :3

[open pasture]

double jinx

triple jinx

now ur mute

i feel so childish rn,
feels great

real

[lime talon]

i jut have premium

[cobalt portal]

I will protect the users choice by installing linux mint

[next warren]

cta

[lime talon]

standards are so stupid

radioteletype is known to be one of the slowest and least efficient ways of sending text over radio and yet it's pretty much the standard

[open pasture]

no one got money for that

get a modded version

[lime talon]

i don't pay for it i have it with family

[open pasture]

o well

good for you

[crude spear]

miau

[elder geyser]

no im not jokin she gen does

[sudden sun]

but like

why would she test a youtubd app lol

[keen junco]

**_______________**********************************))

[elder geyser]

i could take it from her for a bit to test

[cerulean lance]

i usually daydream about becoming a billionare, buying out microsoft and apple, and just closing them down

[keen junco]

wtf happened to gaben

he's no longer fat

[cerulean lance]

@lapis lava do you have a fedi account i wanna post this and credit u

[lapis lava]

@nin0dev:social.nin0dev.com

[cerulean lance]

oki

[lime talon]

i cannot read this

[next warren]

attribute shift

[cerulean lance]

WRONG IMAGE

GUH

I HATE MYSELF