🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[sand citrus]

{}

[eager marsh]

whatr what weaht

[harsh minnow]

early signs of tinnitus...

[open pasture]

the tv in my bedroom sucks bear with me

[jaunty trellis]

haiii

[pine zephyr]

Ven

[open pasture]

i know

[harsh minnow]

i sent u a req and you still haven't accepted smh

[open pasture]

sorry it's that i have a pending request from a random that i never declined

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow it’s so over between us

[ripe willow]

@fallow drumYou gonna come over and grow my watermelon with me?

[fallow drum]

yes

[ripe willow]

W

[cerulean lance]

https://bsky.app/profile/vencord.bsky.social

[lime talon]

#off-topic-chicken when

[ripe willow]

depends

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

[fallow drum]

that’s #🌺-regulars

[cerulean lance]

deleted all the cringe posts, should be good now

[pine zephyr]

Ven

[lime talon]

egg hatches into chicken

[fallow drum]

90% of the server has access to the regulars channel

[cerulean lance]

@marble ivy doesnt

[dusty goblet]

If we take it from you it's only gonna be 30% of the server

:3

[ripe willow]

chicken lay yhr egg

[cerulean lance]

90% of regulars have access to the regulars channel

its not like everyone here does

[fallow drum]

i make up 60% of this server

refer back to my very first message sent here

[pine zephyr]

I need to know if a bot can create a server with a server template?

[cerulean lance]

that would be your mother

[jaunty trellis]

no bots can't create servers

[lime talon]

but it's currently egg so next step in cycle is chicken

[dusty goblet]

They could once

Would be a shame if they undid that

[ripe willow]

one could say the chicken already happened

[eager marsh]

bwaa

[weak wharf]

$ pengu

[jaunty trellis]

pengu is the other guy not me smh

[lime talon]

if it's currently an egg it's either my lunch or gonna be my lunch later on

[lone kite]

creating a server can only be done by an user account so unless you want to selfbot which is against the API TOS (idk if they are straight up banning for that rn, but they can) that's not possible

[weak wharf]

that doesn't look like a shell error, but okay

next try

[pine zephyr]

yes uh

[weak wharf]

$ pingu

[pine zephyr]

I've done it before

not sure why it would be impossible to do now

[lone kite]

oh wait it actually is allowed

https://discord.com/developers/docs/resources/guild#create-guild

This endpoint can be used only by bots in less than 10 guilds.

[cerulean lance]

i messed with kass's spare account recently
if you send any fucked up reqeuests they strike you

[errant chasm]

.fm

[fading lance]

Last track for Pixel

Heretic

LANDMVRKS, NOVELISTS • Déjà Vu

5556 total scrobbles Last scrobble: · Apr 3, 2024, 9:03 PM

[errant chasm]

.wk

[cerulean lance]

whar

[fading lance]

LANDMVRKS, NOVELISTS in Vencord Vendor Venchor

1.  ⁦Pixel⁩ - 2 plays

[errant chasm]

guh

[cerulean lance]

so we get a guild where a bot is owner

im curious now

[pine zephyr]

yeah is possible

done it before

[lone kite]

https://discord.com/developers/docs/resources/guild-template#create-guild-from-guild-template creating from a template is also a thing

[pine zephyr]

ah yes

this is what I needed

[vivid junco]

i am the one and only mr.hesus

[pine zephyr]

thanks

[bold wren]

catgirl.uwu

[open pasture]

free palestine

[lone kite]

I'm still waiting for uwu to become a TLD I can get

[vivid junco]

real

[open pasture]

i pray to god that doesn't happen anytime soom

[vivid junco]

awh

[open pasture]

i hope itll not become a TLD

cuz uwu is horrible

[weak wharf]

make some big company buy it

[bold wren]

evelyn.uwu

[open pasture]

NO

NO

NO

NEVER

SHUT UP

[bold wren]

uwu

[vivid junco]

yes

[open pasture]

skibiditoilet.uwu

FAWN

SHUT UP

[bold wren]

say uwu evelyn

[open pasture]

uwu

[weak wharf]

akiratape.uwu

[vivid junco]

brain rot role now

[bold wren]

:3

[open pasture]

meow

[vivid junco]

lookatallthosechickens.uwu

[fallow pawn]

uwu

[weak wharf]

:3

[vivid junco]

i hope none of you know what my main account is

[bold wren]

hiii sami

[deep token]

uwu

[fallow pawn]

haiiii

[weak wharf]

just opens the image viewer, pls fix!

[sand citrus]

whats up kai

[vivid junco]

fuck you

[hazy storm]

delete

[lapis lava]

are you the one that said the skt.uwu domain

[dusty goblet]

[lapis lava]

or are you the guy that admitted to selfbottiing in my dms

[open pasture]

meow

[hazy storm]

woem

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

am i right!

[dusty goblet]

Women,,

[lapis lava]

[open pasture]

i selfbot (i don’t)

[winter girder]

One of my schools buses got hit by 2 cars 😭

[hazy storm]

real

[hazy storm]

should of been 2 school buses and 2 cars

did the car suffer

[harsh minnow]

evelyn.moe

[open pasture]

JNJO

NO

NO

STOP

[vivid junco]

nop

[lapis lava]

zt.moe

[lapis lava]

are you the evade dev then

[next warren]

zt.moe

[next warren]

hiii stranger

[sand citrus]

Hi fellow

[errant chasm]

where

[lapis lava]

in 26 seconds we all ping zt

[harsh minnow]

damn i see you're two steps ahead of me

[dusty goblet]

Idk

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[hazy storm]

more articles when

[sand citrus]

@paper gate

[errant chasm]

[open pasture]

why would u buy it,,,

[lapis lava]

@paper gate

[hazy storm]

@paper gate

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate

[fallow pawn]

evelyn website

@harsh minnow dm

[stark herald]

i have sigmal and telegram sticksrs

Signal

[ripe willow]

prove to ICAN or w.e that you can be a valid registrar

and I believe you can just do it

[weak wharf]

great idea, but how?

[harsh minnow]

you need big bucks

[weak wharf]

"hello icann, can i plz become a registrar UwU OwO :3"

[ripe willow]

https://newgtlds.icann.org/en/applicants/agb

[weak wharf]

will this work?

[ripe willow]

Here is the guide book

[weak wharf]

agb? allgemeine geschäftsbedingungen?

[ripe willow]

big bucks is part of the process of proving you can be a valid anything cool

[elder geyser]

holy shit

[lone kite]

last time I looked into that it was in the tens of thousands of usd per TLD range

[weak wharf]

just a bit of money

ask elon maybe

[dusty goblet]

@elonmusk

[rough dome]

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

[fickle cosmos]

none

[weak wharf]

x.uwu

[lethal vale]

tessie good

[fickle cosmos]

x.org

[weak wharf]

you mean his Xes

[fickle cosmos]

x.ing

xxx.ru

[lethal vale]

his many exes

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/dexerto/status/1775609747632275568?s=46 @deep token would you get the apple robot

Dexerto (@Dexerto) on X

Apple is reportedly exploring robots for the home as next project

via @markgurman

Twitter · Apr 3, 2024, 7:42 PM

[warm zenith]

WHY .RU

[weak wharf]

elon will buy that domain, xofg is dead anyways

[fickle cosmos]

because xxx ru

[weak wharf]

i would definetly get an apple robot so they can spy on me

[fickle cosmos]

x.uk

[weak wharf]

x.ru

[warm zenith]

vencord.ru and it'll just be a 1 to1 copy of vencord.dev but in russian

[weak wharf]

x.cn

[fickle cosmos]

I could do that

[lethal vale]

with malware

[warm zenith]

and like one person will visit it in its entire lifespan

[fallow pawn]

sensors to detect slight body movements so it can detect your body language in real time

[fickle cosmos]

I know russian

[warm zenith]

you don;t know russian

i said so

[fickle cosmos]

I said it before u so

:)

also I have the compiled source

[warm zenith]

forget russian

[fickle cosmos]

like in HTML format

not

like

the github one

[warm zenith]

learn german

[fickle cosmos]

I also know german

[paper gate]

hi

[lethal vale]

nein

[fickle cosmos]

ja

[lethal vale]

why am i active here

[fickle cosmos]

fick dich @warm zenith

samne

same

*jpsd'ihoagp

kurwa

[lethal vale]

i read this as "fck dick"

[weak wharf]

but only in combination with an iphone, ipad, imac and ipod

[fickle cosmos]

that too

[weak wharf]

that's not how german works

[warm zenith]

that's not nice

[lethal vale]

yeah ii know

[warm zenith]

you can call me a kurwa it doesnt change that youre a kura 🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔 im gonna deepfry you

[lethal vale]

i read it as english

💀

[vivid junco]

idc

fick dich

[lone kite]

from my limited knowledge of german, "dich" is at least in some way related to the word "you"

[fickle cosmos]

yes

[lethal vale]

wait fick is the f word

[fickle cosmos]

yes

dich = you

good purpose

[warm zenith]

💅

[fickle cosmos]

stay there

[upbeat summit]

[fickle cosmos]

what

[weak wharf]

fick dich = fuck you, yes

dich is a form of du

[upbeat summit]

iv never been black balled into being someones little pet goat before

[weak wharf]

du=you

[lone kite]

yeah I know "du", wasn't sure if dich was a form of that

[last sky]

maybe i should learn german

[paper gate]

hi toreo

@lone kite h

[open pasture]

what

[paper gate]

hi

[lone kite]

I took german for 3 years in highschool, I remember maybe 1%

[weak wharf]

just spam #🇱🇺-deutsch-german with fick dich

[upbeat summit]

hi zeet

[errant chasm]

@paper gate YOU

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hiii

[errant chasm]

hiii

[weak wharf]

nobody will notice anything

[paper gate]

kamuro drugged me

[errant chasm]

how

[upbeat summit]

imagine being told you will be fired if you dont make goat noises

thats meeeee

[paper gate]

I was soo eepy

[errant chasm]

eep

[paper gate]

copper boy

[errant chasm]

why are you copper boy

[fickle cosmos]

everyone here is russian now

[lone kite]

watch out for coworkers making an AI that makes goat noises, they are probably getting paid extra by management

[fickle cosmos]

and german

and polish

[paper gate]

kamuro works in mysterious ways

[stark herald]

my bad

[errant chasm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1211559374774870086/rus.gif

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[errant chasm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1039329231689228370/1222385769889398804/deutsch.gif

[stark herald]

zeety

[open pasture]

press charges bub

[errant chasm]

i dont have a polish one

[stark herald]

he's trapped in there

[warm zenith]

whenever i see the word train in russian i can only remember that one piece of literature that ends with a grandma being ran over by one

[errant chasm]

[paper gate]

привет

[warm zenith]

nooo zeet dont speak russian theyll take your embed perms away

[weak wharf]

are most people here already gay when joining or do they become gay because they're here? (i'm the former)

[paper gate]

horror

[weak wharf]

#🇱🇺-deutsch-german

[visual nymph]

I am not gay yet, so I assume the latter

[weak wharf]

3:

[paper gate]

@warm zenith found leaked document

[vocal vault]

"Yet"

[open pasture]

😳

[paper gate]

@open pasture hiii

[weak wharf]

how long have you been here and how actuve are you?

[fickle cosmos]

someone here

is

[cerulean lance]

that took a lot of api fuckery

[fickle cosmos]

gay

[visual nymph]

tough question

[last sky]

omg shiggy

[fickle cosmos]

omg shiggy.cloud

(totally not my domain)

[weak wharf]

isn't that basically almost anyone here?

[weak wharf]

waaaaaait

[visual nymph]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

not that active since I was away for the past months, but I am pretty old here
(don't look up my messages, I am a changed man)

[paper gate]

Eeeppyy

[errant chasm]

wieso

[stone owl]

[weak wharf]

das war deutsch

[errant chasm]

ja und

[paper gate]

@errant chasm

[errant chasm]

fear

[ebon mauve]

deutschländer

[weak wharf]

ist dieser ||abwasser||kanal nicht englischsprachig?

[errant chasm]

ansich ja

war aber nur ein gif, glaube kaum dass das wen interessiert

[paper gate]

I don't know German

[ebon mauve]

ist der owner nicht auch deutsch?

[errant chasm]

ja

gibt hier viele deutsche

[ebon mauve]

he said ur black

[errant chasm]

who

[weak wharf]

warum machen wir ihn nicht zu #🇱🇺-deutsch-german 2.0?

[cerulean lance]

curl -X POST \
-H "Authorization: Bot {token}" \
-H "Content-Type: application/json" \
-d '{"name":"guh"}' \
https://discord.com/api/v9/guilds```

then

```bash
curl -X POST -H "Authorization: Bot {token}" https://discord.com/api/v9/channels/{default channel id}/invites```

[weak wharf]

i might try that soon™️

[keen kernel]

They called you a Shiggy denier trust me

[ebon mauve]

they called u a monkey

[open pasture]

I ONLY JUST PRESSED ON YOUR PROFILE AND YOUR BANNER 😍

[paper gate]

I'm sooo eepy

[weak wharf]

sue whoever did that immediately

[lime talon]

i don't remember seeing this image ever

but it's in my gallery

[errant chasm]

you will eep

[upbeat summit]

Man this would be the perfect green text on 4chan

[cerulean lance]

this dude looks like andrew tate

[weak wharf]

you have an app which has perms tk add random shit to your gallery

[obsidian trellis]

is vencord bannable if i use it for myself only

[weak wharf]

do you have "youtube revanced++ extended patched edition manager" installed?

[weak wharf]

that means?

[paper gate]

no

[warm zenith]

??

[sand citrus]

i thought the grass was something else for a sec

[paper gate]

kamuro is discord staff

[warm zenith]

are they going to install vencord for a bot or what

[ebon mauve]

intended extended pro golden silver ultrahd 4k 1080p manager

[warm zenith]

venbot uses vencord

[obsidian trellis]

can i get banned if i use it for the themes

[weak wharf]

discord staff is here?

[paper gate]

yes

[ebon mauve]

YES be careful brother

joking

[sand citrus]

yes but not joking you will also be sent to jail

[cerulean lance]

@foggy fulcrum

[paper gate]

@ebon mauve hi

[upbeat summit]

Thnx

[ebon mauve]

o/

[warm zenith]

if this was support i'd post the vf tos but whatever

[deep token]

fuck no

[harsh minnow]

@ebon mauve did u name urself after chop suey

[warm zenith]

@obsidian trellis #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message

[weak wharf]

technically possible if they ever want to add client mod detection mechanisms and they don't get disabled by vencord

[lime talon]

whatsapp

[deep token]

i may be lazy but i dont trust robots to do things for me

[ebon mauve]

hahahahahha JA

[harsh minnow]

let's gooo

[paper gate]

ja

[ebon mauve]

u got me

[harsh minnow]

jawohl

[sand citrus]

are u talking about display name or username

[cobalt portal]

technically yes, any client modding is banable in the TOS, but discord doesn't care much about it and there were very little reports of people being banned by vencord

[sand citrus]

i would assume u named urself after the x64 instructio

[paper gate]

vee why am I so eepy

[weak wharf]

nein

[ebon mauve]

username

[warm zenith]

ja is so funny

[harsh minnow]

there were not very little reports, there were zero

[weak wharf]

nein

[paper gate]

say ja @warm zenith

[cobalt portal]

well yeah

[weak wharf]

say nein @warm zenith

[warm zenith]

i dont feel like it

[cobalt portal]

just don't be stupid and don't sideload selfbot plugins

[harsh minnow]

a few people complained about "getting banned for vencord" so far but every time they either admitted to also using selfbots or it was blatantly obvious that they're a selfbot skid based on their profile and behaviour

[cobalt portal]

[open pasture]

Dont be peer pressured 🙏

[ebon mauve]

ops

[warm zenith]

i'd say i don't vape and haven't been peer pressured but the state of russian schools make you vape indirectly 🔥 🔥

[ebon mauve]

im afraid

of the big black

monkey

[warm zenith]

a burning building has less smoke than a school in russia

[open pasture]

shit росскй

[cobalt portal]

lmfao

[open pasture]

Rip bro

[dusty goblet]

I'm self botting for years now it's completely safe

THIS IS A JOKE

[visual nymph]

reported

[harsh minnow]

do you realise that if a whitename said this they'd be banned

[lapis lava]

vban @dusty goblet

[cobalt portal]

[harsh minnow]

[weak wharf]

afaik discord doesn't care about client moda as long as they don't spam/abuse their api (like selfbots/those weird auto status changers)

[warm zenith]

goodbye elvyra

[lone kite]

selfbots were cool back in the day before the ToS update in like 2018 or somewhere around that, I miss /eval for JS in DMs

[cobalt portal]

/j

[warm zenith]

i will be taking their regular role

[ebon mauve]

i just adjusted the customrpc as a new plugin, thats safe

[dusty goblet]

Why

[open pasture]

Unfairrr

[lapis lava]

a whitename dmed me to flex his bot

[harsh minnow]

selfbots were cool back when they were still allowed by discord, i remember using one way back then but anyone who still uses one today is stupid

[visual nymph]

I am a whitename 😭

[deep token]

why would u even need selfbots

[lapis lava]

could fetch bio and mutuals with his selfbot

[deep token]

i nearly typed selfboys

[harsh minnow]

arjix who's ur favourite mcyt creator and why is it dream

[weak wharf]

they allowed them once?

[lapis lava]

then i asked him how
told me it was with another token
then he deleted all his messages

[warm zenith]

if you're a whitename you die a whitename or live long enough to become a regular and then die

[lapis lava]

they were og way of making bots

[harsh minnow]

yeah they're kinda useless nowadays cause client mods so good and also now that discord is adding user install apps

[visual nymph]

sethbling is my fav mcyt

[lone kite]

more like they didn't think people would make bots so they didn't say anything about it in ToS

[deep token]

yea literally i never got the point in this day and age

[cobalt portal]

same tbh

[weak wharf]

i'd love to bridge a group chat (not server) to a matrix/telegram group, impossible without selfbots afaik

[cobalt portal]

unless it's like a weirdo just like

scraping data or something

of spam reacting

[harsh minnow]

it was useful back then

when you could still send embeds as user

[deep token]

whyd they get rid of that :(

such a cool thing

[visual nymph]

unless all the users of the group chat give their telegram account to the almighty bot
and embeds were used for discord

[harsh minnow]

cause selfbot bad

[warm zenith]

it was too good of a feature to keep in discord

[radiant fable]

id rock being able to make like 100 dumb statuses and have it autochange once a week or something if they used to be able to do that cuz that sounds kinda cool and is something id do

[open pasture]

chat an alpha version of the xbox os leaked

[deep token]

literally

[weak wharf]

users aren't meant to be used as bots and do this

[nocturne bough]

How else do I scarpe hundreds of thausands of message from here

[deep token]

who cares tho embeds are cool

[lone kite]

I mean, embeds as user is a 100% sure way of detecting when someone breaks the API ToS

[harsh minnow]

ASK ME TO ADD YOUR BOT

i will say yes

[weak wharf]

there are plugins for some client mlds that change statuses every few seconds

[warm zenith]

the entire discord infrastructure collapsing after a user sends one of these

[nocturne bough]

Okay

Next time will think about it

[lapis lava]

Can you add my bot

[radiant fable]

too fast

[cobalt portal]

add the deaddestroyers bot

[warm zenith]

i hate status changers they're completely stupid and useless

[weak wharf]

yup

[lapis lava]

add RDBbot

[visual nymph]

selfbots can't join multiple voice channels at once 😔

[weak wharf]

get a new os and user name

[deep token]

LITERALLY

[warm zenith]

the real correct way is to make your own website then have a scrolling text bar at the top for whatever you wanna say

your status is meant for FUNNIES..

[nocturne bough]

Never

[warm zenith]

not advertising for advertising fucking wtitch channels with 3 viewers total in lifetime

[open pasture]

https://betawiki.net/wiki/Xbox_One_OS_build_8422

[nocturne bough]

Devilbro bot

[lapis lava]

not rdbhelper

rdbbot

[weak wharf]

a marquee?

[lapis lava]

a bot I'm making with D++ library

[radiant fable]

3 lifetime viewers yannnow my stuff underground and fire like that wdym 🔥

[lapis lava]

that is an api wrapper for https://manti.vendicated.dev

[warm zenith]

what's that thing where discord servers get disabled due to server issues

[visual nymph]

manti link spotted, not safe

[weak wharf]

or something like the title text of https://hqapps.org ?

[lone kite]

now I kind of want to request a plugin that makes user statuses marquee (scroll horizontally) instead of getting cut off

[warm zenith]

that's what happens if you add devilbro bot to your server

[ripe willow]

Marquee on the site, so you know we flex 💪
Dirty water in my cup, we got muddy tek.
When I leave, call me Kobe 'cus I'm tracking nets.
Default creds on that C2 got 'em all upset.

Am I....
Am I a rapper now?

[warm zenith]

don't worry buddy i understand none of these words

[visual nymph]

https://short.arjix.dev/the-one-piece-is-real

[radiant fable]

one piece

[ripe willow]

:(

[weak wharf]

marquees are technically deprecated, so browsers could remove them at any point in time 3:

[ripe willow]

and I'd just add in the same functionality a different way.

[warm zenith]

this is the peak of website design

if you disagree with me you can leave the server NOW

[harsh minnow]

and no longer works in most browsers

source? i thought it still works everywhere

[lone kite]

it will always work in IE

[harsh minnow]

yeppers

[visual nymph]

please don't hack my VPS

[harsh minnow]

spoiler: it's incredibly unlikely that deprecated features will ever be removed unless they have serious security / privacy implications

[warm zenith]

idk but they shove css in your face instead

[harsh minnow]

too many sites still use deprecated features and if you remove those features your browser suddenly gets blamed for sites not working and you lose users

[ripe willow]

😭

[visual nymph]

with(obj) {} is still a thing

[warm zenith]

the solution to deprecated features is to never remove them

[ripe willow]

When I see people using mysql_ in PHP

[harsh minnow]

bro discord keeps swapping order of servers in my guild list

[ripe willow]

it's like "bro why..."

[lone kite]

I wouldn't be surprised if modern browsers just make intrinsics for those things, like a <marquee> just internally becomes a span with a CSS animation

[warm zenith]

if you remove marquee i'm coming after you

[west ore]

polyfill:

[weak wharf]

<marquee> has serious security and privacy implications imo

[warm zenith]

a really fast marquee that shows your ip for a split second

[ripe willow]

how would that be any different than text that just shows it anyways

where is the privacy implications of the marquee

[deep token]

a meow

[ripe willow]

and security one

[deep token]

marquee brownlee

[ripe willow]

is it a vulnerable tag?

and how so?

[warm zenith]

idk ask not me ask that person

[ripe willow]

I got new chair

I don't like the cushions

[open pasture]

A
Achoo

oop

my bad

[deep token]

bless u queen

[open pasture]

IT WAS A TRAP ALL ALONG AHAHAHHAHAHA

[harsh minnow]

marquee is not vulnerable

[open pasture]

IVE BEEN BLESSED

[deep token]

huh

[harsh minnow]

just useless tag cause use css and also has poor accessibility

[deep token]

u were blessed before this tho

[deep token]

is marques brownlee vulnerable

[open pasture]

wha

really?!

[deep token]

ya

[open pasture]

I HATE USING WINDOWS BETAS

[deep token]

then dont

stupid

[open pasture]

awe <3

[deep token]

meow

[cerulean lance]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - 554 users run shiggy api daily

I’m a Controversy

Ado • I’m a Controversy

119 total scrobbles

[cerulean lance]

ado my beloved

[errant chasm]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - Pixel

Deceiver

Takamachi Walk • wither.

5560 total scrobbles

[errant chasm]

i only found them 10mins ago

but cover is cool

and metalcore

[cerulean lance]

sewerslvt ahhh cover

[errant chasm]

tfym

its pretty

[cerulean lance]

@errant chasm you will https://open.spotify.com/track/1DUitnNmc1UtUAZxPIJyRk

[errant chasm]

that cover

i have seen that before

somewhere

[real skiff]

[cerulean lance]

shig.co osu battle

[open pasture]

i need a xbox dev kit

so badly

[errant chasm]

ok yeah that's not something i really like

[cerulean lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/747680403778699304.webp?size=64

[open pasture]

enwjbrewiqbuweriq

[cerulean lance]

takayan is good

[ripe willow]

PS5 devkits can go online no exploit
ps4 devkits have an epxloit to get online rn

[errant chasm]

.wk

[fading lance]

Equipoise in Vencord Vendor Venchor

👑  ⁦Pixel⁩ - 198 plays
 2.  ⁦flag⁩ - 16 plays
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 8.  ⁦☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆⁩ - 1 play

pittsburgh metal - progressive technical death metal - technical brutal death metal - technical death metal Artist - 8 listeners - 223 plays - 27 avg

[open pasture]

won't they get banned

i remember seeing videos of people going online with dev kits

and poof

banned from PSN

same thing happens with Xbox IIRC

[ripe willow]

idk

GTA is currently relying on their telemtry to ban players on devkits

[cerulean lance]

.wk creepy nuts

[fading lance]

Creepy Nuts in Vencord Vendor Venchor

👑  ⁦Moons⁩ - 778 plays
 2.  ⁦Sparkle SimpTM since 1984⁩ - 556 plays
 3.  ⁦Dziurwa, IP Infringement⁩ - 500 plays
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 11.  ⁦Kylinity⁩ - 190 plays
 12.  ⁦Ksyoz⁩ - 171 plays
 13.  ⁦beam2546⁩ - 165 plays
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** 197.  ⁦554 users run shiggy api daily⁩ - 3 plays**

Crown stolen by Moons with 778 plays!
Previous owner: Dziurwa, IP Infringement with 500 plays.

j-pop Artist - 289 listeners - 9601 plays - 33 avg

[open pasture]

at least that's what happened to Linus with his Xbox One X dev kit

[ripe willow]

did he use an exploit to get it online?

[open pasture]

no he just

[ripe willow]

if there was no exploit, that's the problem

[open pasture]

opened the store

or some shit

[ripe willow]

oh

[open pasture]

i don't really remember

but he got instabanned

but honestly

[ripe willow]

Yeah, there are certain things you just don't do.

[open pasture]

it makes sense

[open pasture]

l

because dev kits are paired to a specific IP address

and they're like

[open pasture]

like and subscribe

[open pasture]

true...

[ripe willow]

doesn't matter for the PS stuff

:3

The devkit just needs to have been previously activated by Sony

[open pasture]

oh yeah i was talking about Xbox lol

[severe crane]

i love social engineering google gemini to solve captchas for me 🙏 https://cdn.zastix.club/u/7d40fdd7-bae4-482b-8d60-c3a246b2083d.png https://cdn.monkxy.com/u/cc140d90-2e73-4aa0-866f-8aa61abe1630.png

[open pasture]

i know that PlayStation dev kits have a license system

what do we get if we boosst the server ?

a role

[open pasture]

thats it?

[ripe willow]

https://twitter.com/Andrew2007__

Andrew2007 (@Andrew2007__) on X

https://t.co/2GPZcwSur0 PS4 5.05, 6.72, 9.00, 11.02 PS4 Testkits All On 11.50 PS4 Devkit 10.50 All Activated PS5 1.00, 4.51, PS5 9.00, PS5 Testkit 9.00

Twitter

I'm waiting for Sony to have this guy raided

he's so fucking dumb

sorry, PS4 testkits, not devkits

[deep token]

meow

[ripe willow]

testkits can get online

[open pasture]

he owns a PS4 dev kit IIRC

like that fat silver rack

[ripe willow]

yeah
word on the street is during covid a warehouse got broken in to, during lockdowns

warehouse? office building? idk

all the same shit, story changes cus telehpone game shit

but anyways there was a bunch of testkits, devkits w.e

a lot of those are what we're seeing sold on ebay

[open pasture]

and technically sony could sue them for stolen property, but anyways

[ripe willow]

among other things

lol

Poor GeoHotz

:(

[open pasture]

if i can be honest though the stolen property thing is bullshit

like the entire policy that states that you must return the dev kit after you're done developing your game

[ripe willow]

nah if you stole devkits, thats not your property

[open pasture]

bullshit

IMH

O

[ripe willow]

oh

i see

[open pasture]

you pay thousands of dollars for the license and you're not even allowed to keep it

[ripe willow]

I mean I understand why

[open pasture]

anyways, like and subscribe for part 2

[open pasture]

tf

[open pasture]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[warm cradle]

[zealous fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-cringe-gif-19831193

click on it

[open pasture]

ok

[cerulean lance]

considering manga chapter "123", they do they really mean "bro" as in "brother"

[west ore]

network troubles
hooter

[open pasture]

gnt

[cerulean lance]

chapter 123

[warm cradle]

err

[hot hinge]

waaa what are your reviews 😭

[storm cedar]

wouldn't you just que outside waiting for someone else so you can date for a grocery walk to the cashier

[rapid aurora]

EW

I HATE YOU

OMG

EW

PLEASE SOMEONE MUTE ME FOR 10 MINUTES

OMG MY EYES

[cerulean lance]

😭 its not my fault the author is insane

[rapid aurora]

WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS

[storm cedar]

you finna be a couple til ya done shopping

[rapid aurora]

I JUST HAD A ROUGH WEEK

[lime talon]

queue

[deep token]

im gonna do bad things to myself

[cerulean lance]

not allowed

[rapid aurora]

ay not when I'm around

[deep token]

why not

[cerulean lance]

wait you use apple products

allowed /j

[deep token]

ok you know what
im gonna do bad things to YOU

[cerulean lance]

how to help apple user when they're having a bad day:
insult apple

[hot hinge]

so true

"now I feel better"

[deep token]

@cerulean lance im going to do bad things to you

[hot hinge]

"thanks"

[deep token]

not because of the messages above

but

[cerulean lance]

i made you feel better, its fine

[lime talon]

i should be good at base6

[deep token]

something else

[deep token]

no i still want to kms thank you

[cerulean lance]

uhh uhhhmmm apple bad

[deep token]

uhhh umm

[storm cedar]

quality conversation

[cerulean lance]

:(

[hot hinge]

yeah..

[deep token]

not the time

[hot hinge]

oneplus good

[lime talon]

most proficient number system should be equal to total hand digit count, no?

[cerulean lance]

my dms are open if you need to talk

[deep token]

i think i need to sleep

[sudden sun]

@deep token meow

[deep token]

but i done fucked up a bit 😭

[hot hinge]

are you transfem or transmasc

[storm cedar]

Who's giving therapy here

seems more like the inverse

[lime talon]

neither i'm cis

[hot hinge]

wha

[deep token]

i'm not cis, you are

[hot hinge]

cis what

[cerulean lance]

default ass gender

[deep token]

default setting

so generic

[lime talon]

look it's not my fault i'm amab and he/him

[hot hinge]

your pronoundb says she/her and your pronouns says he/him

holy fucking confusing

[deep token]

oh nice i cannot even watch fucking youtube

the fucking app crashes

fuck you google

[cerulean lance]

bro tested transfem demo and didnt like it

[lime talon]

that's bea's pronouns i'm not bea

[deep token]

nah the license expired

[hot hinge]

hi

(it loaded btw)

[cerulean lance]

im cracking transfem

[deep token]

hi

[lime talon]

bea's got the global profile atm so her pronouns are the ones on pdb

[hot hinge]

that's cute, ios style

[hot hinge]

transfem best

[storm cedar]

can you use another browser or is that not possible?

[hot hinge]

the funny gesture bar on the bottom

[storm cedar]

I genuinely don't know, not tryna be rude

[lime talon]

i read this in the following order

• youtube crashed
• no
• yes
• everything
  idk if that's normal or whether it's just stupid moth brain going crazy mode

[storm cedar]

a u thing

[lime talon]

alright so either moth brain moment or lack of glasses moment

[deep token]

i relaunched and it works fine now

[storm cedar]

Youtube is rather weird in general ngl

[deep token]

i lied

only shorts work

[storm cedar]

oh god

[deep token]

any full videos crash the app

help

brainrot mode

[storm cedar]

Can you use another browser or is that not possible?

[hot hinge]

I can do it too but I keep it off or prevent screen retention + it looks cleaner

full access to your screen except the status bar

[deep token]

i can

[storm cedar]

might be worth trying firefox in that case

[deep token]

oh wait yattee works now

[storm cedar]

seems to oddly enough run Youtube perfectly fine on my phone, even with Ublock

[hot hinge]

yayay

[deep token]

hell yeah

[storm cedar]

like I can even tab out and let it play without having the browser/video open

[deep token]

hot

[open pasture]

me

[hot hinge]

wouldn't it look better without the gesture bar

[deep token]

it would

i prefer it being there tho

[hot hinge]

isn't there a tweak for that

[deep token]

tells me if i can use it

[hot hinge]

oh

[normal vigil]

hm

[deep token]

sometimes it's locked

[hot hinge]

I just trust swiping up

[deep token]

in games for example

and you have to swipe twice

[hot hinge]

yep

[deep token]

it tells you with haptic feedback the first time

[storm cedar]

I fat finger my screen too often to trust swiping

[hot hinge]

I guess I turned off haptics for that

ah right

[deep token]

why...

[hot hinge]

idk it's on now

[deep token]

does your vibration motor suck or what

[hot hinge]

aaaaa my keyboard vibrates on taps now

I hate it

[cerulean lance]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - 554 users run shiggy api daily

prism

Monty.Pk • prism

133 total scrobbles

[deep token]

i absolutely love taptic engine

[storm cedar]

cause haptic feedback makes me feel like I'm holding a different kinda controller sometimes

[lime talon]

turn that off in your keyboard settings

[cerulean lance]

@errant chasm listen to this, i cant decided if i hate this song or like it

[deep token]

best haptics ive ever used

androids cant come close ngl

[hot hinge]

oneplus 8t haptics are impressive

haptics 2.0

[deep token]

thats one thing android manufacturers should copy, good haptics

[hot hinge]

the vibration motor is so strong

too

[lime talon]

can your phone do a dubstep beat with the vibration sensor when you get a call

[hot hinge]

so true

[storm cedar]

Mine vibrates off a table so its not that bad

[deep token]

yeah

it can

[lime talon]

mine can

also the toggle switch haptics on samsung high end are so good

[hot hinge]

does your phone run aliucord especially smoothly

[stiff urchin]

real

[deep token]

i dont use mobile client mods

[hot hinge]

imagine ios killing itself in kotlin

[stiff urchin]

luna you should try moving a slider on mobile discord on android

[deep token]

we ball

[stiff urchin]

if you move it slightly the vibration motor sounds like its dying

[deep token]

LOL

[lime talon]

my phone's haptics are really good generally

[hot hinge]

I hate new discord

[hot hinge]

oneplus mmm

and I'm rooted

can your galaxy do that

[deep token]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[hot hinge]

and not be exynos

[deep token]

knox trip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[storm cedar]

I love simping for brands

[hot hinge]

truth

oneplus so easy to bl unlock

the true dev fon

[deep token]

imagine buying $1200 phone wanting to root it and finding out it trips knox

does it still break cameras on bootloader unlock

i really hope they removed that

that is fucking annoying

[lime talon]

i have a samsung

[hot hinge]

hi

[lime talon]

be rooted? pretty sure i can but i have no reason to

[lime talon]

my phone is exynos, it's not terrible

[hot hinge]

bleh

what galaxy

[lime talon]

s20+

[hot hinge]

oh

865

nvm

[deep token]

my phone has a dumbed down apple m1

also known as a14

[lime talon]

isn't 865 snapdragon

[storm cedar]

did you ask just to try and one up their specs

[hot hinge]

yeah the us ver would have that

[lime talon]

i'm british so i have exynos

[hot hinge]

haha

[storm cedar]

yes u did

[lime talon]

when the numbers are almost identical in every scenario

[hot hinge]

can your exynos manage this

[deep token]

is the phone on fire

[storm cedar]

This is giving me /r/Pcmasterrace vibes

[deep token]

that icon indicates it is

[hot hinge]

it was warm sure

[paper gate]

@hot hinge hi

[deep token]

its not on fire, scam

[hot hinge]

hi @paper gate

[lime talon]

• the CPU Performance scores were close
• Exynos beat Snapdragon in the gaming scores

[storm cedar]

My CPU is at least 12.5% faster than u, format your existance

[hot hinge]

meh

exnyos 5420 is awful

[lime talon]

that's a different chip

[keen junco]

i will send the ninjas

[hot hinge]

so far

[keen junco]

you're so deade

[deep token]

the ninjas r coming 4 u

[hot hinge]

smo runs at like 30-50 fps

[hot hinge]

jokes on you I own everything except sonic frontiers and mc switch edition (I have bedrock edition)

[paper gate]

@keen junco Marv

[storm cedar]

Mine just has a HiSilicon Krin 970 and 6 Gb RAM

[keen junco]

@paper gate zogr

[storm cedar]

if that's slow for games I don't care cause I've gamed on my phone twice when my pc wasn't working

[lime talon]

my phone has 12GB RAM and i don't game on it

[keen junco]

zeet will buy me intellij license

[hot hinge]

I had kirin 659 and 3gb ram

awful

emui 8

[lime talon]

the chip works really well for everything

[hot hinge]

same here

[lime talon]

i get framedrops on gd at 120fps but those completely disappear when i disable the parental control software my dad put on there

the software is that bad

[hot hinge]

oneui

[storm cedar]

what does that have to do with mine tho

[hot hinge]

ewawei

[lime talon]

oneui is fine

[errant chasm]

will do in a sec

[hot hinge]

hii pixel

[lime talon]

the screen time app is external to the operating system

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hiii

[paper gate]

i hate oneui

[lime talon]

i don't like it too much but it's fine

[sour yew]

oneui is pretty nice

[deep token]

one ui is soooo bad

[paper gate]

nop

[cerulean lance]

meow

[lime talon]

explain to me exactly what is wrong that i should care about

[deep token]

it looks like shit

[errant chasm]

hi

[deep token]

the default app icons are husk

[lapis lava]

i will leak vee face reveal

[errant chasm]

hii

[lapis lava]

oneui is horror

[deep token]

and the settings app is insanity

[lapis lava]

so slow

and bloated

[deep token]

also preinstalled facebook wtf

[lapis lava]

even a devilbro plugin is lighter

[fickle cosmos]

we balling with 1$

[errant chasm]

sounds like some hyper pop song

[lime talon]

this isn't anything i care about, i don't use my phone much nor do i care about what it looks like as long as it works

[west ore]

dariacore

[lime talon]

same point again, although i like them

[lapis lava]

i love making fancy homescreen designs

[lime talon]

it's fine

[west ore]

rare take

[lapis lava]

until 2 days later i put back pixel launcher

[storm cedar]

just gave performance info

I barely use it bro

[lime talon]

most OEMs do this

[cerulean lance]

get hired as developer
2 years old code base
original developer says they didnt know java when they wrote it

[errant chasm]

this reminds me of those 2015 bedwars compilations

[hot hinge]

OxygenOS had Netflix pre-installed 😭

[deep token]

they shouldnt

its awful

[lapis lava]

vee face is

[deep token]

ewwww

[lime talon]

you saw my theme on linux
it's complimented with a half-broken half-missing icon theme, but i don't care

[open pasture]

@deep token THE APP STORE IS DOWN

[west ore]

lmao (btw can you send me that theme i might use it to troll)

[deep token]

i FUCKING KNOW NOW STFU

[deep token]

THREE PEOPLE PINGED ME ABOUT IT

[lapis lava]

you will fix app store

[paper gate]

[deep token]

apple music is down too

[errant chasm]

i do not like

[open pasture]

???

[deep token]

as well as podcasts

apple tv

testflight

[lime talon]

it's one of the gtk themes on pling.com

it applies to my wm because i'm using Mutter
(yes, on xfce)

[deep token]

its a fucking OUTAGE

[lapis lava]

avg vc pr bl;

[deep token]

have you NEVER seen one?????

[open pasture]

no

[deep token]

go to sleep

[west ore]

holy shit my script is almost less jank /hj

frl it's getting a rewrite soon

only 300 lines of py

[storm cedar]

Never ask who's running linux, they'll tell u

[fickle cosmos]

whay genre is this

[lime talon]

i was gonna try kwin but it has the entire fucking plasma desktop as dependencies

[deep token]

im not running linux

[storm cedar]

:O but but but

that's fine

[lapis lava]

vee should add ⠀

[keen junco]

@paper gate buy me intellij licesnes

[paper gate]

soon

[deep token]

good night now

[errant chasm]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - Pixel

Blood Mantra

Decapitated • Blood Mantra

5565 total scrobbles

[west ore]

yea that's a kde moment

[lapis lava]

@paper gate buy me full jb pack

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hiiiii

[west ore]

kate pulls in half of kde i think

[paper gate]

nop

[errant chasm]

hiii

[paper gate]

only marv

[west ore]

so i just got whle kde

[lime talon]

i tried a bunch of wms and even now i'm not satisfied

i might go back to xfwm

[lapis lava]

go to gnome

[lime talon]

so that my mouse cursor works correctly

[lapis lava]

hop off wm

[hot hinge]

this was so good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171108432930160773/1224261477490233474/Screenshot_2024-04-01-03-37-10-87_b5a5c5cb02ca09c784c5d88160e2ec24.jpg?ex=661cd959&is=660a6459&hm=7fb5cd79d3b506f546595bd50e4f77bcc877a2122e666bb3404215ca5fd695ca&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171108432930160773/1224260258269102142/Screenshot_2024-04-01-03-32-49-42_6348230ad97a72e0b587ddf10ba5535c.jpg?ex=661cd837&is=660a6337&hm=f85ff82df3ac4bf6c814d969decf96eaa92ac29545cea2c20ed91eeb8c04c841&

[paper gate]

mugman is a gome

[lime talon]

fuck no i'm not breaking my workflow

[lime talon]

gnome uses mutter

[lapis lava]

@paper gate is your father

[west ore]

@lime talon btw you didn't delete the folder right? because you can use it as a "third windows recovery" if things go REALLY wrong (rip win, rip winre, rip bootloader)

[paper gate]

@lapis lava

Java

[lime talon]

i didn't delete no

[bold wren]

apple is dying

[deep token]

W

[west ore]

also for future boots no more need to sfdisk anymore btw

[hot hinge]

this person?

[west ore]

also don't run the script it's broken and desperately needs a rewrite lmao

[lime talon]

for future boots i just boot into windows

[bold wren]

male menhera

[west ore]

i mean yes true

but if for some reason you want to vfio

lmao

[bold wren]

[lime talon]

it's a fully functioning dual boot config now, hardware activated, grub works, both OSes fully functional

[hot hinge]

why tf did you break the message

you're losing your username

[storm cedar]

what?

[bold wren]

good

[errant chasm]

[hot hinge]

menhera kun

[paper gate]

fawn

[errant chasm]

[bold wren]

avoid my pronouns, use my name
the name:

[glossy eagle]

You have your username privileges revoked

[errant chasm]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - Pixel

Nest

Decapitated • Blood Mantra

5567 total scrobbles

[bold wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/695803518736400435/40875910fbf678c2ccfc01e4b8caf311.webp?size=1024&format=webp&width=0&height=256

[paper gate]

@bold wren

[bold wren]

zt

[hot hinge]

hii @wary kiln

[rapid aurora]

it is i

the evil person

[hot hinge]

I love the cat

[rapid aurora]

master of darkness

[bold wren]

where r u from @rapid aurora

[storm cedar]

I just don't know what that is