🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[cerulean lance]

WHY IS IT 800MHZ

[open pasture]

why isn’t it

[cobalt portal]

power saving :3

[cerulean lance]

power saving
my psu is for mining

[cobalt portal]

it should be normal when you put a load on it

[cerulean lance]

1650w my beloved

[cobalt portal]

oh god

w h y

[cobalt portal]

why do you have a i3 and a 1650w psu😭

[dusty goblet]

I can do that

Why did discord teleport me 6h into the past??

[cobalt portal]

do you have like 5 GPUs

[dusty goblet]

Discord trying to show the latest messages instead of something old challenge impossible

[cerulean lance]

my boss didnt want it because its modular and he lost 1 of the vga cables (it has 3) and 2 of the molex/sata ones (it has 6 iirc)
i bought it from him because i thought its funny

[cobalt portal]

ah

lmao

[digital kettle]

@cobalt portal

[rough dome]

you're literally just using knockoff nixos wtf

[cerulean lance]

correction: 6 pci-e, 5 molex

[cobalt portal]

4gb of ram oh god

[sly spear]

Hopping into the job interview with return resume;

[digital kettle]

@cerulean lance check poke rn

[cerulean lance]

i still cannot

[digital kettle]

waa

,,,

[rapid aurora]

hleoo

[deep token]

mrrp

[shadow tendon]

check reviews

[dusty goblet]

Reviews so useless

[shadow tendon]

🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

[dusty goblet]

Why so toxic

[shadow tendon]

ws in the shat!!

[cerulean lance]

you will opt out

[sly spear]

Never

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE REVIEWS 💀

[dusty goblet]

I opted out because on vacation I can't delete bs reviews so i just don't allow them to happen at all

[shadow tendon]

🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

[open pasture]

Can you show mine?

[dusty goblet]

Whoever dropped you on the head as child I hope they do it again

[cerulean lance]

https://social.shiggy.fun/notes/9rk7ejb0wnlbdz3c

[jolly nexus]

daily shiggy ([e-mail])

daily shiggy #2

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Firefish · Apr 1, 2024, 7:39 AM

[cerulean lance]

[open pasture]

Ah

[shadow tendon]

😡 😡 🖕

[dusty goblet]

You will die a slow, painful death by a yamyam.

(ingame)

[cobalt portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1224290846279733310/watermark.jpg?ex=661cf4b3&is=660a7fb3&hm=dc1c412395c41552016e594d45c08d18f2d723fc88b96633aed924b0474a5435&

[shadow tendon]

hey

stop being

[sly spear]

My bad

[cerulean lance]

blud thinks she dantes

[open pasture]

He got that dawg in him

[sly spear]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER STOP PLAYING WHEN YOU MINIMISE

[shadow tendon]

giv img perm

[dusty goblet]

Nuh she just thinks that she doesn't want a second strike on her account

[cobalt portal]

I can't I'm an intern

[graceful radish]

because the average user will complain that there is a song playing without them knowing

[dusty goblet]

And legally discord can't limit my account if I say ingame

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/no-perms-flex-gif-21267080

[dusty goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-flex-gif-22350600

[grizzled reef]

:[

[shadow tendon]

stop be imgerm

[odd wave]

stop fighti mg ggg

[cerulean lance]

im surprised ive never gotten any strikes considering how unhinged i am

[sly spear]

This man gives me twink vibes

[grizzled reef]

real

[graceful radish]

i dont like these

[cobalt portal]

this girl gives me cutie vibes

[sly spear]

Same

[dusty goblet]

Wha

[cerulean lance]

you are not unhinged

[grizzled reef]

:3

[cerulean lance]

i literally have incest.beauty and notaniplogger.xyz connected to my account

[dusty goblet]

FYI threatening someone to hire someone to give them the biggest trauma imaginable and then make sure they have to stay alive apparently is too much for discord :3

[sly spear]

You have not seen the horrors of me and my friends dm pins

[dusty goblet]

Both at the same time ideally

[sly spear]

[cerulean lance]

i cant even post shit ive said here

[cobalt portal]

h u h

[dusty goblet]

Ah come on

Fuck automod

Can't say the cursed thing I wanna say

[digital kettle]

hai ctuies

[sly spear]

Lmao

[cerulean lance]

echo to echo communication

@marble ivy hi

[open pasture]

discord will make so much money from this

crazy

[sly spear]

Pinterest wildin

[open pasture]

even if you have nitro its expensive

[grizzled reef]

ive wated money on decor, but im not spending money on val decor

[open pasture]

where can i learn how to draw that?

[open pasture]

real

[nocturne bough]

THE HECK IS THIS THEME

[open pasture]

i actually never heard of poketube

[sly spear]

Speaking of themes

Rate

[open pasture]

0

[sly spear]

Fuck you

[open pasture]

👎

[grizzled reef]

bad/10

[open pasture]

isnt that just the client theme plugin?

[cerulean lance]

background-color: #000000 is not considered a theme

[open pasture]

rea\

[grizzled reef]

that font is also horrible

[sly spear]

No?

It's BETTER

[cerulean lance]

is this BD

(baddiscord)

[open pasture]

Sam getting cooked here

[open pasture]

wow, ok this is crazy

nice features

AWESOME

[sly spear]

What's not to like

It has color customization

[grizzled reef]

die

[sly spear]

Meow

[grizzled reef]

what the fuck is that

[open pasture]

where can i find this theme

[open pasture]

I love it

Really easy to read

And stuff

[open pasture]

9th circle of hell

[open pasture]

can i get the link please

i want to try it

I don't have it

o

ok

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015063227299811479/1223481103076298864/654fa4be5d8356f96db97699_WumpusDancing.gif

dont you love his thug shake

[sly spear]

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/cheesesamwich/Tobleronecord/main/src/tobleroneplugins/Glide/index.tsx

[cerulean lance]

printer ink

[open pasture]

its epic

[dusty goblet]

I came up with something making it worse but automod said no :c

[grizzled reef]

discord!

the best theme

[sly spear]

:3

Red and whatnot

[grizzled reef]

blind simulator

[jaunty haven]

no way yall started a whole ahh company

[open pasture]

thank you so much i needed that flash bang feature AWESOME

[cerulean lance]

*{animation:r 4ms infinite linear}@keyframes r{to{transform:rotate(1turn)}}

[open pasture]

https://github.com/cheesesamwich/Glide

[cerulean lance]

we got bought out by microsoft

[grizzled reef]

true...

[jaunty haven]

fr?

[cerulean lance]

yeah

[jaunty haven]

waitwaitwait

[cerulean lance]

for 2 venillion dollars

[open pasture]

Okay so you're being sarcastic, right?

[deep token]

meow

[cerulean lance]

i wish i could call the word here

[open pasture]

lol

[deep token]

what word

[sly spear]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[open pasture]

o btw

[sly spear]

Maybe

Maybe not

[open pasture]

That's what google brings up

my ublock works now

[cerulean lance]

n word for gay people

[deep token]

meow

[open pasture]

[jaunty haven]

since when did microsoft know ab discord client mods

[open pasture]

That's the m word

[grizzled reef]

always?

[cerulean lance]

bill gates is vee's uncle

[open pasture]

Not n

[grizzled reef]

neow

defective cat

[open pasture]

nya

[modern viper]

.

[open pasture]

explosion cat pffp
dont hate me for this i didnt make this card game

you

ff

now

yes

[cerulean lance]

chat what if we remove the garbage collector from javascript

[jaunty haven]

ceo of meow

[odd wave]

dont remove me :(

i like my gob

job

[open pasture]

theres a garbage collector?

[open pasture]

o

i see

[cerulean lance]

if js had a garbage collector the language would cease to exist (the entire language is garbage)

[grizzled reef]

real

[open pasture]

people talk very highly of it tho

[odd wave]

mine craft java:

[open pasture]

isnt typescript java on steriods

[sly spear]

Js is my favourite language

Well ts

[jaunty haven]

h

[open pasture]

Why the husks

It looks more complex 🤣

[sly spear]

Not at all

Typescript is like 20x less confusing than javascript

[buoyant basin]

hi, I don't think I've ever talked on this server, just wanted to remind you guys that this exceeded 50 votes 🙂

[sly spear]

Motherfucker hopped into the server and said "did yall ban zeet yet"

💀

[grizzled reef]

[lunar sail]

this april fools joke is amazing

[winter needle]

it subtracts the amount of thumbsdown
but that's still over 50

lmfao

[grizzled reef]

real

[sly spear]

I'm going to see kung fu panda 4 today

It looks good

[buoyant basin]

well... you know what to do then 😎

[sudden sun]

@grizzled reef hiii

[sly spear]

I read that as rishi 💀

[open pasture]

we are in tremendous debt

[open pasture]

rushii sunak

which department is over spending

[cerulean lance]

sorry i bought cat food

[sly spear]

I spent 200 dollars on monsters for the office

[grizzled reef]

hi :3

[open pasture]

insane

[grizzled reef]

horror

[open pasture]

we are going bankrupt

[sly spear]

ok but we have monsters

[dusty goblet]

Fired

[open pasture]

fair enough

[sly spear]

Mf

[dusty goblet]

Wait

[sly spear]

You can't fire me i'll fire you

[dusty goblet]

How many of the monsters do I get

[sly spear]

20

[dusty goblet]

Per?

[open pasture]

is that within the budget

[sly spear]

Not at all

:3

We are in crippling debt

[open pasture]

i have to not feed the starving children

[dusty goblet]

It's about monsters I'll make it work

[modern viper]

im posting the company secrets on twitter

[sly spear]

We don't feed them anyway

That's why they're starving

[dusty goblet]

They're replaceable

[open pasture]

fair point

[dusty goblet]

You just get more when they die

Idiot

[open pasture]

i know, that’s my job

they’re good heating sources

[sly spear]

We should rename #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 to comany daycare

[dusty goblet]

LOL

Okay you're getting a raise

[dusty goblet]

Ackshually we aren't

[open pasture]

hell yeah

[cerulean lance]

we should sell out

[sly spear]

Poor out

They don't deserve that

[dusty goblet]

I've removed everything that gets bought to restock the vending.machine in our business which is a worthy sacrifice for monster

@harsh minnow sorry but no more stuff for u

[cerulean lance]

i will be selling pictures of the company cat for 14$

[open pasture]

company car

[golden marlin]

can I have a discount

[cerulean lance]

for you its 28$

[open pasture]

echo is the company cat

[cerulean lance]

meow

[golden marlin]

[elder geyser]

is this you

[open pasture]

that is echo

the ceo

[cerulean lance]

so if i send feet pics its considered toe beans?

[rapid aurora]

bleh

[open pasture]

yes

[sudden sun]

gm

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-toe-beans-plop-gif-5535029805186096865

[winter needle]

how

[uncut escarp]

happy new york day

:3

[cerulean lance]

face reveal (that is despair's hand)

[storm belfry]

what

[golden marlin]

NEW YORK SUX

[rapid aurora]

that's a thing??😭

[golden marlin]

NEW YOARRRK IS SHIIT

[open pasture]

yes

i don’t get paid to carry you

[uncut escarp]

/j

[cerulean lance]

i tried so hard to get her to sit on the desk to take a picture of her she kept running away 😭

[storm belfry]

o'block is a mythical place stop saying thzt

[keen junco]

My dog is literally the smallest creature known to mankind but she goes complete nuts on strangers

[uncut escarp]

👋

[jaunty stag]

the cat looks like it gave up and accepted its fate

[uncut escarp]

When do I get my promotion?

[keen junco]

When she saw my uncle for the first time she bit his toe and he started bleeding

[jaunty stag]

you deserve a demotion

[uncut escarp]

You do.

[storm belfry]

chihuahua

[jaunty stag]

im not hired

jokes on you

[keen junco]

Yes

[cobalt portal]

you're not even hired

[cobalt portal]

[rapid aurora]

wtf

[jaunty stag]

cute

[rapid aurora]

is that a dog

[golden marlin]

moooaw

[uncut escarp]

I will hire you.

[storm belfry]

is that a giraffe

[cerulean lance]

thats me when i found out my pay is 3 dollars a day

[jaunty stag]

better than nothing

[rapid aurora]

I get paid a kiss a day

[cobalt portal]

for what meow

[cerulean lance]

I know what you are

[rapid aurora]

stop posting birds pics

I hate birds

[golden marlin]

I like birds, they twitter and chirp cutely

[cerulean lance]

blobcatcozy irl

[golden marlin]

true

[storm belfry]

[dusty goblet]

That's me hi

I will yamyam you now

[final raven]

Goodmorninggg

[storm belfry]

🍠

[lapis lava]

gm vendor

[cerulean lance]

i love it when i get stuck in an apartment with my brother and have to yamyam my neighbor

[woeful scarab]

I'll do this in my local bank now for April fool's day

[dusty goblet]

Yamyam your brother

[cerulean lance]

play the game

[dusty goblet]

It costs money+I don't have a PC atm

[cerulean lance]

excuses

[dusty goblet]

How do I game without a PC

[cerulean lance]

rent a vps

[lapis lava]

windows 365

[vagrant skiff]

[fickle cosmos]

[fickle cosmos]

Real

[dusty goblet]

And then how would I play

[modest musk]

meow

[fickle cosmos]

Parsec

[lapis lava]

you install GUI

and use vnc

[fickle cosmos]

I mean you can just rent a windows PC with a T4 GPU and then use parsec or smth to connect

[keen junco]

https://googelblog.com/products/registry/execute-your-best-ideas-with-google-registry-exe-domain/

[cerulean lance]

java cant run in the browser, so they needed a browser version of Java to run in script tags. thats why its called javascript

[fickle cosmos]

do I piss my neighbours off by playing music

[open pasture]

the black Xbox Series S is so hot

[fickle cosmos]

Wat

[lapis lava]

looks like a fridge

[fickle cosmos]

Naw Xbox series x does

[open pasture]

no that's the Series X

[vagrant skiff]

PS5 hotter

[lapis lava]

yes

[open pasture]

i have a PS5 and it's cool but overrated as hell

[fickle cosmos]

Xbox security is better than PS4/5 🗿

[open pasture]

real

[vagrant skiff]

still better than Xbox honestly, I also love PlayStations controllers

[open pasture]

this is the real fridge

man i can't decide between a Series X and Series S

[fickle cosmos]

In all seriousness Xbox has the best security in terms of OS level and exploits

[open pasture]

but i probably do not need that much power to pay 100 bucks more for the Series X

[fickle cosmos]

But that's cuz everything is fucking virtualized 🗿

[open pasture]

first point is debatable, the PS5 is fucking massive

the controllers eh, they improved with the DualSense

the PS4 controllers were disgusting lmao

DualShock 4

[fickle cosmos]

I love how Xbox is being nice to playstation 🗿 (PST Sony, please stop paying developers to only reach to playstation console)

[open pasture]

also the OS is fast as fuck

[fickle cosmos]

Real

[open pasture]

my One S works like a charm

[fickle cosmos]

Same

Apart from the creepy text I got once

(it was pseudo language)

(or smth)

Wait no

Pseudo-localization

[open pasture]

the only thing i don't like about the Xbox OS is that there are no local accounts

you must have a Microsoft account

or else you can't log in at all

[fickle cosmos]

Yeah there's that

[open pasture]

the PS5 has local accounts and i use them to mess with the browser

[fickle cosmos]

Also I participate in the Alpha-skip ahead firmware

[open pasture]

i log on Discord from the PS5 browser once

[open pasture]

you have access to beta builds?

[lofty fractal]

man i miss the days when we lived in the balls and were always burger king gaming

[lapis lava]

We are now corporate.

[pine vessel]

there is just a guy sleeping in the vc lol

with cam

[cerulean lance]

yell

[pine vessel]

i did the metal pipe thingy he is still sleaping

[dusty goblet]

Hai moxxie

[fickle cosmos]

More like alpha yea

[keen junco]

https://twitter.com/animetv_jp/status/1774610767611834750

AnimeTV チェーン (@animetv_jp) on X

April 1st = Your lie in April. That’s all. 🌸

Twitter · Apr 1, 2024, 1:32 AM

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1174693709686788137/17001391782988214.gif

Hello chat

Oh my god the embeds

[fickle cosmos]

🫵🤣

[open pasture]

Curse of Bast upon thee 𓃠𓃠𓃠𓃠𓃠

[fickle cosmos]

Epik embed failure

[open pasture]

embed failure!!!! laugh at this user,

[fickle cosmos]

Real

Epic embed failure give this user 1$

[pine zephyr]

I'm happy I clip this last night

so funny

[fickle cosmos]

Clipped*

: )

Motherfucker jinxed it

[pine zephyr]

lol

[fickle cosmos]

The long drive moment

[cobalt portal]

best update

[keen junco]

https://youtu.be/91PABUgBph4

[tulip loom]

it's eh

[ancient veldt]

hi

[fickle cosmos]

"Press a button to start" - Far Cry 6 Narrator

I like how Dani sings to songs on the radio

[elder geyser]

me

[open pasture]

Hey just a low stake question here what is your favorite Long Drive radio station

[final raven]

:O how do I download

[jaunty stag]

every 5th server has a fake ping, im glad this one doesnt

[stiff urchin]

@modern viper pong (get a ping here as well)

[dusty goblet]

ungirls your Minecraft

[elder geyser]

noooo

[modern viper]

stop

I'm pinged everywhere

[stiff urchin]

hehe

[keen junco]

@stiff urchin

[stiff urchin]

@keen junco

[dusty goblet]

I'm evil :3

[viral cape]

need

[patent gorge]

Huh.

[summer sentinel]

balls

[dusty goblet]

Yum

[remote panther]

discord is too busy adding ads to make an april fools update

[final raven]

Is that meant to be kaeya

[lapis lava]

vee should ping everyone for april fools

[pine zephyr]

kayeya

[final raven]

Dilucs face in the back is >>

[west geode]

who finna make a plugin for removing server pfps with fake ping 🗣️🗣️

[foggy beacon]

go ahead

[cerulean lance]

meow

[elder geyser]

hi

[open pasture]

vencord

[dusty goblet]

[lapis lava]

css

[open pasture]

hiii

[merry onyx]

arbys

hi

[warm zenith]

i love all of you ! happy april fools

[open pasture]

gg

[merry onyx]

what day is it

I forogor

[warm zenith]

the 1st of June

you're gay now

[merry onyx]

oh

ok

[open pasture]

Anyone plays clash?

[dusty goblet]

No

[open pasture]

1v1?

[open pasture]

Ok

[warm zenith]

sorry but people only play brawl stars

[open pasture]

I play that lol

[warm zenith]

my condolences

[open pasture]

Lol

That's me

🔥

I love video games too much

[modern viper]

Hello Company People

I Woud Like To Make Some Money Please

[open pasture]

Wana 1v1 instead?

[warm zenith]

no

[modern viper]

i dont play that game

[modern viper]

Yes

[warm zenith]

You're poor

[open pasture]

What about coc?

[warm zenith]

We don't serve those in poverty

[open pasture]

Clash if clans

[warm zenith]

Get out.

[modern viper]

i dont play mobile games

the only mobile game i play is

[warm zenith]

the only mobile game i play is breathing it's very fun and doesn't require an internet connection

[open pasture]

M

What are they

You play chess.com?

Let's 1v1

🔥

[warm zenith]

are you a fucking deepwoken player

[open pasture]

Bro

Chill

[modern viper]

would not recommend that game

its not good

a lot of ads

[modern viper]

im not good at chess

[open pasture]

You play CR?

Roblox?

Cmon

I need someone

[modern viper]

CR?

[open pasture]

💀

[open pasture]

Clash Royale

[modern viper]

i do play roblox

[warm zenith]

hop on lore game

[modern viper]

nah

hop on croydon

[open pasture]

What game? Shinobi?

[modern viper]

idk what that is

[open pasture]

It's a anime works game

[warm zenith]

hop on uh um

[open pasture]

Try it

[open pasture]

It's good

[warm zenith]

defend the statue

[modern viper]

python gaming

i want to learn cpp

im just lazy

and also school project requires me to use python

[dense phoenix]

wheres the lootboxes

wahhgone

[next warren]

yep

[dusty goblet]

I'm a loot box hi

You can get free hugs if you're lucky

[fresh ledge]

PEW PEW

I love that colt skin

[open pasture]

Pew pew🔥🔥🔥🔥🆗

They're likely rolling it out later today, for their april fools shtuff

Yayyyy

It's thay

🤝

@fresh ledge what's ur trophies?

[fresh ledge]

40465

[open pasture]

Nice bro 🫡

[small bramble]

how do I open said lootbox

[fresh ledge]

It's so easy to get there if you have all the brawlers lmao

[open pasture]

I just have 9 brawlers at 0 trophies LMFAO

[dusty goblet]

I didn't think that far just make something up that's obvious enough

[small bramble]

pulling up a crowbar brb

[fresh ledge]

Lol

How many do u have now

[dusty goblet]

WHAT

MODS

I mean

POLICE

[open pasture]

All of themol

77 if them

Of*

[small bramble]

do you not open crates with crowbars 😭

[fresh ledge]

Oh it should be washed I Get to like 50k I reckon lol (can get all the juicy rewards from trophy road)

[keen junco]

No you open them with cargo

[open pasture]

Fr fr I just play mortis in bb and beat the shit out of tanks

[dusty goblet]

I'm not riveted

You can just open with hand

[open pasture]

And squishy

Brawlers

[dusty goblet]

I will go now if you don't ping me I won't read later bai

[fresh ledge]

Are you good with mortis?

[fresh ledge]

Lol I love playing brock and emz

The amount of times I've randomly spam shot with Brock and killed someone is hilarious

[small bramble]

so true

my hands are very weak infact

ong whats with the fucking delay in sending messages

that took 2 minutes to send

[worldly pivot]

Digimon subplot

[cerulean lance]

i am eepy

[open pasture]

Yes

[keen junco]

Christ, Germany isn't the same since they legalized weed

[open pasture]

Fr Brock at max range has a crazy area damage

[keen junco]

Legit speechless how they could allow this

[open pasture]

I thought that was a massacre scene at first

[small bramble]

love seeing same Marvin post twice

[open pasture]

Lol

[open pasture]

Fr

[fresh ledge]

Damn W, I hate playing BB bcuz Mortis players always suck 💀

[fresh ledge]

Real

[open pasture]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[open pasture]

🫡

[dense phoenix]

how does one open this loot box

[next warren]

try crowbar

[keen junco]

No. This is Berlin

[dense phoenix]

wouldn't that hurt?

hey

[dusty goblet]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[dusty goblet]

Crowbar is NOT a way to open me

You love gambling

[last sky]

[dusty goblet]

Ffs my send bar doesn't clear again

Explode discord

Explode discord

[lapis lava]

✨ discord react native ✨

[open pasture]

Sunnie came home with a mission

[dense phoenix]

what about hugs

[open pasture]

Every time I see Sunnie's name it reminds me of that song

[dusty goblet]

But if you hugged me I'd hug you back so the entire idea is pointless of me being a loot box for hugs

[dense phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/threat-gif-26347862

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/s0drQrK5kdZ.gif

[dense phoenix]

i will put a mailbox in front of your house

[lapis lava]

sunnie check your mailbox

[dusty goblet]

How about you open me by just asking

[lapis lava]

i put something in it

[dusty goblet]

Wait that sounds very ambiguous

[dense phoenix]

and?

[dusty goblet]

Wdym and

[untold tiger]

[potent thistle]

#1032200195582197831

[cerulean lance]

ask them if they have vencord installed

[keen junco]

Will do

[daring kelp]

Hello!

How's everyone doing?

[dense phoenix]

56

[spark crescent]

I. need. the last of us™ part 2. in pc

@playstation please

[daring kelp]

What about the RTX 6090 SUPER TI?

Yes, there is a SUPER TI. It's overkill

[velvet hill]

I’m so glad that we’re taking the initiative to rebuild the Discord vision. Go team!

[harsh minnow]

it's over for @paper gate

[warm zenith]

you guys love zeet so much

the W key is pretty far from Y but ok

fair enough

[cerulean lance]

WEST

[daring kelp]

What is the other keyboard layout aside from qwerty?

[open pasture]

i love being a femboy

[daring kelp]

Damn

[open pasture]

https://wiki.vencord.dev/article/The_Vencord_Company_of_Düsseldorf
this fire

[daring kelp]

Okay

[cerulean lance]

@jaunty remnant #1216554461984723165 message

[warm zenith]

no more zeet .. only yeet

[cerulean lance]

learn grammer nerd!!@!!!!!!!!!

[open pasture]

everyone must know about this

[harsh minnow]

are u gonna ban him when he wakes up

[open pasture]

ntts meowing incident

[lament zephyr]

meow since we have view audit log can everyone get view server insights too uwu

[lapis lava]

regulars can

interns

[open pasture]

well i still need to make that one illegal april fools joke so.. i be back in an hour, i need to go a mommy book club and make jokes about having a liver

[dusty goblet]

She's gonna ban me :3

[harsh minnow]

r u gonna ban elv as well

[glossy swallow]

cta for mod

WAIT

we actually need to ban zeet

[patent gorge]

Why can we view the audit log and server insights?

[warm zenith]

why not

[lapis lava]

audit log for transparency

server insights because why not

[harsh minnow]

why are people always so shocked

really

[unreal siren]

open source discord server

[ebon field]

If vencord isnt sold to tencent by the end of the day i will be so majorly disappointed

[lapis lava]

idk

they are used to servers where every decision is anonymous ig

[warm zenith]

vencord will be sold to me for a price of

[unreal siren]

viggy

[open pasture]

tree fitty

guys good april fool joke?

[glossy swallow]

vbаn @paper gate

[harsh minnow]

nop not yet

once he wakes up

[lapis lava]

why didnt it ban

[dusty goblet]

Special char ig

[harsh minnow]

CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER A

[lament zephyr]

meow can u please consider opening server insights to everyone as well? im sure manticord does that soo...

[lapis lava]

ngl this looks so weird in a way
the rdb disabled message with a check

[harsh minnow]

they should be

actually i think it's only open to regulars

[lapis lava]

true

but this is so bad for company

[viral cape]

you mean "interns"

[lament zephyr]

yeah i meant to at-everyone

[lapis lava]

what

vencord isnt a virus

source: trust me bro

[warm zenith]

oh dude i love discord so much

[dusty goblet]

My bad we had some losses trying to figure out the ideal drug dosage for our employees and lost a few in the process

[open pasture]

v+ @open pasture no support

[lapis lava]

greenleaf just joined and started yapping bs

[harsh minnow]

v+ employee @burnt maple

you're hired

your first responsibility will be banning zt once he wakes up

[buoyant pebble]

yooooooooo

[open pasture]

v- @open pasture no support

[lapis lava]

congrats on mod cta

[harsh minnow]

mod?

[open pasture]

what did zeet do

[lapis lava]

employee

i mean

where

show

[harsh minnow]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[warm zenith]

start placing bets on who will be banned after zeet (m

[lapis lava]

cta

[dusty goblet]

You can't do that,,, I agreed to pay her 0.01 USD yearly, if you give her that role the others in the same position will want it too..

[lapis lava]

first responsibility

will be banning this user

[warm zenith]

can we kill this guy

[harsh minnow]

vban @open pasture holy fuck stfu

[neon ferry]

Done!

[open pasture]

thats so zeet lol

[harsh minnow]

vox populi, vox dei

[buoyant pebble]

what does that even mean

[open pasture]

voted

[harsh minnow]

elon musk would love this

[dusty goblet]

Says the one who posted actual nsfw in here

[open pasture]

based

[dusty goblet]

The irony

[harsh minnow]

huh

[small bramble]

how do i get hire
is 3+ years of discord experience a requirement

[lapis lava]

you will hire zt

[next warren]

[harsh minnow]

[dusty goblet]

Cta posted nsfw once without realising and then deleted

[open pasture]

to maximize profits we fired 5000 emploees like discord

[final raven]

meow

[open pasture]

snitch!!

[harsh minnow]

kinda relatable

[lapis lava]

and this is why you keep your collection far from your gallery

[lament zephyr]

oh they posted an abuse material here?

[harsh minnow]

i did the same earlier today

thankfully not here

[small bramble]

its not called "firing" its called "layoff"

[harsh minnow]

[dusty goblet]

Was it mantikas dms again

[warm zenith]

it's not called "firing" it's "strategically eliminating unwanted individuals"

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough

[harsh minnow]

ironically it was cta's

[lapis lava]

what did you turn into

[dusty goblet]

LMAO

[harsh minnow]

also once on fedi

[open pasture]

why r we sharing nsfw photos to cta

[harsh minnow]

it happens

[dusty goblet]

Yeah send them to me instead please

[open pasture]

is it a mew trend? should i too

[dusty goblet]

I'll take good care of them

[open pasture]

oh bet its a trend i guess

[final raven]

do you not chekc the channels your in?

[harsh minnow]

nuh uh she's too pure

[dusty goblet]

Yes

[nocturne bough]

I never send NSFW

nopp

[dusty goblet]

Is discord dying or is my WiFi shit

[warm zenith]

she has the intern role she's not pure

[viral cape]

i like infodumping to people who look innocent and pure while knowing deep down they have seen the most fucked up stuff

[lapis lava]

why are you debian

[harsh minnow]

average ger- nvm

[vernal cairn]

its dying, my messages are delayed too

[open pasture]

neither am i

[thorny peak]

Imagine

[lapis lava]

honest question
did devilbro make the catppuccin themes for discord

they are soooo slow

[open pasture]

They're probably working on putting in the april fools joke that's this year

[open pasture]

Which is gonna be the lootboxes crap lol

[daring kelp]

Today is April fools

[open pasture]

mmhmm

[lament zephyr]

what should i start a new project with? a. npm b. yarn c. pnpm

[warm zenith]

this year's april fools should just lock everyone out of their accounts until the next month

[daring kelp]

No thanks

[lapis lava]

jsdelivr cdn with vanilla js

[open pasture]

https://twitter.com/discord/status/1774493019644809281

Discord (@discord) on X

what if we added ░L░O░O░T░ ░B░O░X░E░S░ to discord 2morrow

Twitter · Mar 31, 2024, 5:44 PM

[dusty goblet]

I do have seen fucked up stuff yop

[open pasture]

i am married to a 5 women and men
april fools

[daring kelp]

That's crazy

Blud is a serial cheater

[lament zephyr]

is pnpm even better than yarn? also i guess npm is just moron

[open pasture]

yo

[neon ferry]

Done!

[lapis lava]

did you really

[dusty goblet]

Why are you always banning zeet

How about you ban me instead

[lapis lava]

me too

#JusticeForZt

[open pasture]

daddy

[dusty goblet]

????

[harsh minnow]

zt was vote banned

[lapis lava]

avast is adding support for vencord ⠀

[dusty goblet]

Vban @dusty goblet

[open pasture]

awa yay

[warm zenith]

this is the end of vencord

[dusty goblet]

You could've voted for anyone and it would've been yes

[warm zenith]

[harsh minnow]

what did you do

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/bot-bot-command-bot-command-fail-epic-fail-gif-25063174

[lapis lava]

sad

[neon ferry]

Vote ban of @dusty goblet Need 50 👍 reactions to ban

[dusty goblet]

Liar

[open pasture]

can we have a thumbs down

[lapis lava]

voteban me

[warm zenith]

i vote to skip the voteban and ban them outright

[final raven]

thumbs up :3

[nocturne bough]

wait why was zt banned

[lapis lava]

for the funny

[harsh minnow]

vote ban

[lapis lava]

[harsh minnow]

[dusty goblet]

Voting myself

[nocturne bough]

did u add voteban back

best commad

[lapis lava]

voteban me

[dusty goblet]

You're welcome :3

[open pasture]

what is wrong with people

[warm zenith]

votebanning yourself is called

[lapis lava]

make it 25 reactions tho

[warm zenith]

make it 2

[dusty goblet]

No that's votekicking myself

[final raven]

make it 1

[warm zenith]

make it 0 . just ban them

[nocturne bough]

@harsh minnow make it like my voteban bot

[lapis lava]

you make bots?

[nocturne bough]

if there are 50 more dislikes than likes ban the guy who started

[nocturne bough]

yop

[dusty goblet]

Does it post nsfw to your DM when banned

[lapis lava]

in java?

[final raven]

karma :3

[harsh minnow]

true

very good idea

[nocturne bough]

https://github.com/mantikafasi/VoteBan-Discord-Bot

[lapis lava]

@foggy ruin

[final raven]

is vote ban temp or permanent

[buoyant pebble]

that's me fr

[nocturne bough]

okay fair

[lapis lava]

chat we need more ⠀ votes

[final raven]

best form

[dusty goblet]

Chat we need more stars /j

[final raven]

level 100

[dusty goblet]

Nuh uh ur banning me

:3

[open pasture]

vee what happened to reaction perms

[small bramble]

50% there

[open pasture]

we need them back

[lapis lava]

removed for whitenames i think

[warm zenith]

rigged

[sly spear]

DID ZEET ACTUALYL GET FUCKING BANNED

LMAOOO

[final raven]

rust user

[lapis lava]

yes

[open pasture]

WBYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYY NOOOOOO

[small bramble]

go user

[dusty goblet]

For the second time

[small bramble]

i smell war brewing

[final raven]

whitespace user

[buoyant pebble]

i change my pfp for the server and got the "WOW U EXPLORED 4 STARTER CHANNELS YAY (confetti)"
epic discord moment

[dusty goblet]

@burnt maple will ban me

[open pasture]

when id the reaction role perm thingy coming out

[small bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1158121395226681474/martinhuban.gif?ex=651c6999&is=651b1819&hm=51c367a4b67ff6c5d390dae5ac2d9b06adacf150677819a386db0e8758839125&

[small bramble]

unicode user

[sly spear]

I just realised i'm technically a whitename

[final raven]

binary user

[dusty goblet]

Ewwww unfriended /j

[small bramble]

no you're desturated pink name

[lapis lava]

nuh huh

[nocturne bough]

I just remembered ven adding voteban to here

and I was the first one to get banned

[lapis lava]

grya

[nocturne bough]

was such a bad day

[final raven]

:c

[buoyant pebble]

it happens to best of us (i havent been banned yet)

[final raven]

i haven't :3

[sly spear]

Where's the non binary user representation

[dusty goblet]

I've never been banned from anywhere on discord

[open pasture]

average brit

[final raven]

i hardcode everything into the hardware

get on my level

[buoyant pebble]

yet*

[sly spear]

That is literally everyone around me

[open pasture]

you cannot outhardcode the hardcode

[dusty goblet]

Ban me :3

[small bramble]

specialized semi conductors
love

[open pasture]

fax and i’m ashamed

[paper gate]

@small bramble hiiii

[small bramble]

@paper gate haiii

[buoyant pebble]

i didn't even realised i could :3

[small bramble]

please stop getting banned

[paper gate]

hi

[open pasture]

to ban or to be banned

[dusty goblet]

Just say "vban @dusty goblet"

[buoyant pebble]

actually i lied, i think i vbaned myself

[nocturne bough]

hello

[small bramble]

to ban

[buoyant pebble]

yes

[nocturne bough]

you came back

[final raven]

vbam

:3

[paper gate]

yes

[keen junco]

@paper gate hello father

[paper gate]

I broke through

[dusty goblet]

@neon ferry fuck u

[paper gate]

hello son

[sly spear]

I love living in a country where i can go outside and get called a goff by some girl who looks like donald trump as a stripper

[buoyant pebble]

relatable

[keen junco]

*daughter

[open pasture]

LOL

[paper gate]

vban @keen junco

[open pasture]

they’re all fake tanned too

[paper gate]

roles @burnt maple

I had mod

[warm zenith]

if i get banned i put vee and zeet in my will but all of my property goes to my dog instead

[buoyant pebble]

proof is in the DMs

[sly spear]

Real

[pine zephyr]

this is the best April fool joke

[paper gate]

who gets your dog

[warm zenith]

my dog

[harsh minnow]

need 40 more votes guys

[flat kelp]

$ doas pacman -Rs rustup 
doas (user@skartix) password: 
проверка зависимостей...

Пакеты (1) rustup-1.27.0-1

Будет освобождено:  8,13 MiB

:: Удалить эти пакеты? [Y/n] 
:: Обработка изменений пакета...
(1/1) удаление rustup                                                  [########################################] 100%
$ rm -rf .rustup 

[dusty goblet]

This is like an auction

[buoyant pebble]

i voted 🦅 🇺🇸

[dusty goblet]

Can I get 40 bucks more

Can I get 50

[open pasture]

react with one emoji to ban @harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

- -Rs
+ -Rns

[warm zenith]

i vote zeet for intern

[sly spear]

Have we got 50? can i hear 50? 50 to ban elvyra, come on folks can i get 50?

[paper gate]

[dusty goblet]

TWO FUCKING HUNDRED

[open pasture]

where the outturns at

[paper gate]

kamuro you need to be hired

[hidden cypress]

what about voting for ceo

[warm zenith]

overthrow vee first and then we'll talk

[final raven]

but our ceo :C

[warm zenith]

not my issue that vee is the ceo . can't get another one

[open pasture]

pigeons

[final raven]

we need the company to run

[dusty goblet]

Sure thing

[paper gate]

dethrone

[warm zenith]

wow vee is transphobic . get them the pride role

[hidden cypress]

what happened to ur cursor

[paper gate]

vee sits on a throne monitoring The Vencord Company stocks

[dusty goblet]

I want a pride role,,,

[warm zenith]

it should not concern you

[dusty goblet]

Oh wait I have gay girls

[sly spear]

It was a solid 8/10

[hidden cypress]

i want it

[sly spear]

Some cunt was on his phone the whole time

Was livid

[paper gate]

Java virtual machine @nocturne bough

[open pasture]

isn’t mr breast in it

[harsh minnow]

i think we deleted the role cause it was too toxic

[sly spear]

Yeah i didn't notice until the credits

[harsh minnow]

pride is toxic confirmed....

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow

[paper gate]

is that you

[warm zenith]

vencord's latest corporate decision : go from lgbt ally to lgbt enemy

[nocturne bough]

yes

[warm zenith]

this will raise stocks

[harsh minnow]

noppp

[warm zenith]

glory to vee

[paper gate]

glory to vee

[unreal siren]

Vencord is now anti-straight

[nocturne bough]

vencord should be turkey themed

[dusty goblet]

Me

[final raven]

HR

[sly spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1165110465509195798/1223016101969920040/caption.gif

[warm zenith]

my sources :

[sly spear]

I thought vee's pfp was biden

[dusty goblet]

We will theme turkey German :3

[dusty goblet]

[errant chasm]

yamyam

[nocturne bough]

that doesnt sound good

[warm zenith]

if vencord was turkey themed it'd be called slumcord and we'd have zombies running around i think

[nocturne bough]

dont do that

[warm zenith]

idk my only experience with turkey was dying light

[open pasture]

how to raise vencord stock market price:
step 1. blow up competition
step 2.

[dusty goblet]

Yamyam competition*

[last sky]

amazing