🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

oh what rly

oh really

[dusty goblet]

[open pasture]

let me uh april fool some people today

[cobalt portal]

why do you need cookies for a basic about me website

[open pasture]

hungry

[dusty goblet]

It's a slur filter or something for some reason it filters gay but it's only an April fools thing afaik

[open pasture]

why is that still on

i thought i turned cookies off

[dusty goblet]

So you have something to eat

[lavish relic]

DO NOT USE WEEBLY

[dim palm]

I was gonna put a seized banner on one of my sites today but the person who was making it fell asleep 😭

[cobalt portal]

I don't want to tho

[lavish relic]

😭 host ur site on github and redirect to that

[dim palm]

bros gonna do the idea for me with that username

[open pasture]

got someone lol

i think i should do more of these

[dim palm]

my VPS is about to be offline and my DNS is about to be pointed to cloudflare

[cobalt portal]

wait is someone doing drugs in VC

bruh

doing drugs on discord is like the worst idea lmfao

[cerulean lance]

we had a bunch of redirects, all i can rember are shiggy.fun and api.shig.gy

wait i still own shigmail.lol

[open pasture]

guys is not druigs, it was a joke

[dusty goblet]

[cobalt portal]

ah

[open pasture]

I'm the intern

Aaaaaaa

Don't steal my job

[lavish relic]

HI FARNSIE

[dusty goblet]

If it's budmo dw abt it they have enough experience

[lavish relic]

HI MARVIE

[open pasture]

Hi kirie

[dusty goblet]

Unpaid intern

[open pasture]

lol

[cerulean lance]

fartsie

[keen junco]

ello

[cobalt portal]

I worry about everyone doing drugs

[open pasture]

@open pasture please refer to the human deparment at @jaunty remnant

[open pasture]

I'm not paid either though

[open pasture]

:(

[dusty goblet]

[open pasture]

Human department

[open pasture]

🙌🏻

[open pasture]

why is there so many milks and waterbottles and sanitary napkins

[cobalt portal]

why is that haj so dark

[cerulean lance]

whar

[dusty goblet]

Yes but not saying thst you're unpaid suggest that you're being paid so I corrected you :3

[open pasture]

mail service for vencord

[open pasture]

😭

Still an intern smh

nah man who gavve u that perm!

[cerulean lance]

i used to host it, after a few months hosting got more expensive here so i cant anymore

[open pasture]

guys

can anyone add domains

[dusty goblet]

You sure? I can fire you

[open pasture]

to their bio

[open pasture]

yeah less people = more profits

[cobalt portal]

I will file "cuddles with benefits" to vencorp

[open pasture]

No u cant

[dusty goblet]

@jaunty remnant there was a guy wanting a job this night at like 3am

[open pasture]

@dim palm can you add domains to your connections

[cerulean lance]

we will make cryptocurrency called shigcoin

[open pasture]

or is it just me

[dim palm]

whar domain do you want added

[open pasture]

whale.lat

[cobalt portal]

you can

[dusty goblet]

Everyone will call it shitcoin

[open pasture]

it’s not working i just get a 404 domain not found

which is weird cause i’m looking at the domain right now

and it’s active

[cobalt portal]

nah that name is used by polish currency already

[open pasture]

nah man this new crypto currency and NFT is the future

[dim palm]

wait a week or something

[cerulean lance]

get better dns

[open pasture]

bruh

ofc wait a week

[open pasture]

wdym

[dim palm]

have your domain under cloudflare for a while and DNS propogates faster

[open pasture]

ohhh

maybe i’ll add to cloudflare

gimme a second

we must invest all profits in crypto currency and Mee6 NFTs for profits

[viral cape]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-mee6-kill-mee6-kill-mee6on-sight-kill-on-sight-gif-25277868

[dim palm]

vencord is now web3 compliant

[open pasture]

REAL

[cerulean lance]

your pfp looks like the kfc guy from breaking bad from afar

[cobalt portal]

shiggyverse

[dusty goblet]

Real

[dim palm]

built in crypto wallet to allow you to pay for midjourney AI purely from a discord chat

shiggy crypto exchange

[open pasture]

the mee6 nft

[crude spear]

vendor

[dusty goblet]

It's 10:15 and I'm already having a Pepsi

[cobalt portal]

wait does Germany have a different time zone than Poland

[crude spear]

i am the mediatek MRE for Nokia S30+ systems kitty

[dusty goblet]

I'm in Turkey

[cobalt portal]

oh no don't ban me from create steam and rails I'm sorry 😭

[cerulean lance]

only mod i respect is https://modrinth.com/mod/estrogen/

[crude spear]

this post was made by the gthn gang

[cobalt portal]

ah

[dusty goblet]

Hm?

[next warren]

Wanted to make a sex mod anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "SHIFT BUTTON"

[cerulean lance]

do you want

[viral cape]

YOU WOULDNT make a MINECRAFT SEX MOD

[open pasture]

wrong, i would

[next warren]

i would

[cobalt portal]

do it

[open pasture]

yeah everyone would

[cobalt portal]

[crude spear]

i would

[viral cape]

wait what?

[dusty goblet]

What's that even lmao

[cobalt portal]

@viral cape give

[cerulean lance]

bought it to gift it to my ex a day before they broke up with me

[dusty goblet]

Mods lobotomize this person

[rough dome]

🧠🔨

[open pasture]

someone give helldivers 2

[dusty goblet]

Ouch

[cobalt portal]

yikes

[open pasture]

girl or boy

[cerulean lance]

they

[open pasture]

also yikes

[open pasture]

i’m

hmm

[cobalt portal]

nginx

[cerulean lance]

only thing in their pants was pure power

[dusty goblet]

Your mom but she's too fat to have a determinable gender

[open pasture]

why the 7 despair reacts

i’m sorry my brain is conservatively wired

[cerulean lance]

https://caddyserver.com/

[open pasture]

based

extremely based

[cobalt portal]

who would in their right mind ask the gender of their ex right after saying that they broke up with them

[cobalt portal]

simple-http-server

[dusty goblet]

Reported to my physics teacher

[cerulean lance]

wait you were the one in vc when i was high and going on about caddy

[cobalt portal]

lmfao

[cerulean lance]

trolley

[cobalt portal]

or just

do not do drugs

[cerulean lance]

my boss sells me weed

[dusty goblet]

Always do drugs while working to be a liability reason

[keen junco]

https://fixvx.com/LEGO_Group/status/1774693244619632917

[cobalt portal]

okay time for me to go for a bit

[dusty goblet]

Person named drugs

[cerulean lance]

plottwist: they are asexual

[dusty goblet]

Lmaoo

[viral cape]

What

[dusty goblet]

Please use something non American

[open pasture]

ion get it it seems like a harmless question

??

[cobalt portal]

hey, my family member died
girl or boy?

[open pasture]

well is that the same thing

[cobalt portal]

kind of

[open pasture]

no

[dusty goblet]

Yh why would I be sad for you if a boy died

[open pasture]

someone broke up, another one is their family member died

[dusty goblet]

Yus

[cobalt portal]

both hurt a lot

[cerulean lance]

most of my ex's/crushes/people who i flirt with for no reason are nonbiney
cishet people are boring

[dusty goblet]

Elon musk ass name

[dusty goblet]

Based

[open pasture]

@cerulean lance did i hurt your feelings? If i did i apologize

[cobalt portal]

not really

[cerulean lance]

idc but some people care

[open pasture]

i’m asking them

[cerulean lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/747680403778699304.webp?size=64

[sly spear]

Real

[open pasture]

yeah

[keen junco]

Am I boring

[cobalt portal]

ah

[dusty goblet]

I meant #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message is a name musk would give their child 😭

[cerulean lance]

are you cishet

[open pasture]

if they’re people i know then i don’t ask that stuff

[dusty goblet]

Yes

[open pasture]

what is cishet

[keen junco]

Yes

[open pasture]

time to google

[cerulean lance]

default ass gender

[cobalt portal]

cisgender hetero

[keen junco]

Cis hetero

[dim palm]

cis, heterosexual

[dusty goblet]

If you ask that it's you

[dim palm]

you're in TN so likely not

[cobalt portal]

aka not trans and straight

[open pasture]

i am actually

lol

[dim palm]

lies

[open pasture]

crystals you’ve seen the stuff i’ve said in TN

[cerulean lance]

jokes aside, i meant boring specifically if you plan to date them

[dim palm]

you fit in in TN too well

[viral cape]

horrible question, do i even wanna know
what is TN

[open pasture]

okay i’m pan

for one reason

[dim palm]

school filter bypassing server

[dim palm]

ez

[open pasture]

the people i like tend to change their gender

[dusty goblet]

How could anyone both of those, even just being one of them is horrible enough

[odd wave]

me too

[open pasture]

so i’m pan just to make sure

[dim palm]

absolute dumpster fire do not join

[viral cape]

[open pasture]

i try to stay het

[dusty goblet]

Hi pan

[odd wave]

wait wtf

[cerulean lance]

not really, im genderfluid

[cobalt portal]

I mean I was straight for a bit when I found out I'm trans, I'm bi now tho

[odd wave]

why canti add reactions

[viral cape]

vbam @jaunty remnant

[keen junco]

I guess I'm not entirely hetero, I'm actually gynesexual

[cobalt portal]

I mean genderfluid is still trans

[open pasture]

do you like a bunch of highschoolers making proxies

[cerulean lance]

ehhhh

[viral cape]

i run my own

[elder geyser]

it's under the umbrella

[open pasture]

see you’d fit right in

[dusty goblet]

Funnily enough I was gay before and after finding out I'm trans lmao

[viral cape]

nop

[cobalt portal]

yeah same

[dusty goblet]

Anything non cis is trans technically

[open pasture]

if you’re okay with

1. people calling you the r slur unironically and constantly
2. literal fucking abuse
3. awful moderation

[cerulean lance]

i found out i was pan when i first went into a gym

[sly spear]

I just realised my pfp would make for the funniest nickname ever

[dusty goblet]

How

[cobalt portal]

I liked boys before I was trans and after for a bit but I found out how cute girls are

[keen junco]

https://x.com/computer_gay/status/1774602536994935212

matt (@computer_gay) on X

I-

Twitter · Apr 1, 2024, 12:59 AM

[open pasture]

i’m dating a guy lmfao

[sly spear]

You do

[desert goblet]

man i still need $20 for trans flag thigh highs,,

[viral cape]

1: thats just my friend group except unironic
2: elaborate
3: elaborate

[sly spear]

Broke

[dusty goblet]

Yeah that's pretty much me LMAO I just bridged the part with finding out how cute girls are with me being agender and not transfem

[cerulean lance]

if you're really curious ill explain in dms

[viral cape]

Why is that your pfp

[dusty goblet]

Go ahead

[cobalt portal]

c ock department

[dusty goblet]

Wouldn't be the first cursed thing you DM me

[viral cape]

vee will check mod log

[sly spear]

:3

Comedy

[cobalt portal]

nop

[sly spear]

WHO FUCKING HUSKED ME 💀

[cobalt portal]

I already sabotaged them

[sly spear]

Smh

[cobalt portal]

I eated the cables to the modlog discord servers

[open pasture]

uhh

@viral cape dms

cause apparently i got filtered

[dim palm]

drug abuse, a lead dev got hooked on ethanol
people making group chats and sending shit minors should not
community of people being absolute assholes towards eachother
half the people are mentally ill
its a dying community and its just really really sad to watch

[viral cape]

too much brainrot

[open pasture]

oh one of our proxy devs killed themselves

another turned corrupt and nuked an entire server

[cobalt portal]

boy or girl

[open pasture]

it’s real.

[cobalt portal]

sorry I had to

[open pasture]

boy actually

[viral cape]

Hate to admit it but I have experienced this shit in other groups

[open pasture]

but don’t mention that in front of mods

[cobalt portal]

okay thanks for letting me know

[open pasture]

they will actually ban you for it

it’s a really sensitive topic cause they were super popular

[dim palm]

its just like TN is purely mentally unstable schizophrenic teens put into a room
bad things happen

[cobalt portal]

ah

[dim palm]

its not even like anything good comes from it now, development is basically dead

[odd wave]

whats tn

[lavish relic]

hii

[open pasture]

anura

[open pasture]

oh brother

[cobalt portal]

teez nuts

[sly spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1165110465509195798/1224260202770202654/caption.gif

[odd wave]

i love nuts

[dim palm]

anura isnt really meant for TN in the future

[viral cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804491292897574944/1187001242979946608/attachment-1.gif

[open pasture]

Anyways if any of you want to risk your mental faculties

[sly spear]

I still haven't played that game

[open pasture]

/unblock

[odd wave]

what

[dim palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1186414412047863938.webp?size=48&name=blobfoxsignno&quality=lossless

[viral cape]

NOT joining

NOT risking my sanity

[open pasture]

no no i think some of these people might last a few minutes

[desert goblet]

$9 but has a $9 shipping fee
https://a.co/d/daKq2FT

[dim palm]

you KNOW not to post invites in public servers 😭

[odd wave]

what is this mesnt to do

[open pasture]

vanity

[dim palm]

did you not learn from the accidental catppuccin raid

[odd wave]

oh

what is unblock

[dim palm]

dont

[open pasture]

bruh jerb already posted it in TN

[cerulean lance]

https://discord.com/channels/@me/1195439447861371001/1195440293017829396 doesnt beat this

[odd wave]

why

[dim palm]

just dont

[open pasture]

it’s in anything chat

[odd wave]

Why

[open pasture]

we

well

if you want to

[desert goblet]

nothing is a mistake in the name of cuteness

[cobalt portal]

why is an address there

[open pasture]

i can dm it to you

[cobalt portal]

[sly spear]

Why does the preview look like something from a source game

[odd wave]

i onow hiw to type in invited

[desert goblet]

not mine, think that’s yours

[viral cape]

[odd wave]

I CANT

[dusty goblet]

I mean both contain the same age

[open pasture]

okay

[cobalt portal]

nah

I'm in Poland lmao

[desert goblet]

you look like something from a source game

[dim palm]

all money from it is put back into proxies

TN is a money sink

[desert goblet]

weird then

[open pasture]

oh also

[dim palm]

mass buying domains and getting them not rated as proxies/malware is very expensive

[open pasture]

the regex is awful

[viral cape]

why they use discord server sub tho

[viral cape]

oh

[dusty goblet]

Damn someone just walked by and was yelling "shooting shooting" while raising a gun, very silly

Didn't know I was in America

[cobalt portal]

are you okay

[desert goblet]

mb

[rain sparrow]

hi guys!!!!!!!!

[dusty goblet]

Lol yes it was an airgun or something and they were calling people to go that specific activity of the hotel whatever they're doing there

[cobalt portal]

ah

[open pasture]

how is fake deafen creepy

[desert goblet]

i meant to say stabby stabby not snooty shoot y

[dusty goblet]

I just had to word it in a husk way :3

[open pasture]

like genuinely

[dusty goblet]

I love husk farming

[desert goblet]

self explanatory

[cobalt portal]

privacy

[open pasture]

well i would assume it’s more of a troll

[dusty goblet]

Fr anyone who doesn't get that should be banned of the Internet

[unreal siren]

Hearing when not meant to

[dim palm]

do I

[rain sparrow]

HI CRYSTALS!!!

[open pasture]

why would you be in the call in the first place

[rain sparrow]

wjar

[cobalt portal]

typo!

[dim palm]

haii :3

[open pasture]

i understand it’s weird but if it’s sensitive info why even risk

[dusty goblet]

Also thanks for reminding me about that I should start watching that right here at the pool

[rain sparrow]

:3

[unreal siren]

Why would you use the plugin in the first place?

[open pasture]

i genuinely don’t know

[cobalt portal]

well you could say "brb" to a group of friends and just spy on them

[cerulean lance]

oh oh you should play the game

[open pasture]

it’s a group of friends though

[cobalt portal]

still creepy

[desert goblet]

doesn’t matter

“i murdered them but it’s fine they were my friend lol”

[sly spear]

[cobalt portal]

and you could do that in public VCs too

[dusty goblet]

The what now

[open pasture]

why would anyone say sensitive stuff in a public vc

[sly spear]

People don't know you're listening

[open pasture]

i’m pretty sure they have a shred of decency

[sly spear]

That's creepy asf

Would you stand outside someones window and listen to their conversation

[cobalt portal]

yeah

[sly spear]

Well uh

[open pasture]

okay but why would you be allowed in the call in h the first place

[elder geyser]

why is the cat mewing

[keen junco]

I just found the worst April Fools joke thought of by mankind

[sly spear]

That's a seperate issue

[desert goblet]

why are you trying to defend something that the whole server has a strong opinion about

[open pasture]

i’m not defending it

[cobalt portal]

this lmao

[open pasture]

i’m literally just asking and bringing up points

[sly spear]

The transphobes have tried it

[desert goblet]

ohohoh you are DEF trying to

[cobalt portal]

[open pasture]

no i don’t promote stalking people

[desert goblet]

there are no valid points on why it should be allowed, case closed.

[sly spear]

- not defending it

- bringing up points

Mfw

[open pasture]

brother 💀

[cobalt portal]

that's what the fake deafen plugin is used for lmao

[elder geyser]

https://www.wsj.com/tech/discord-to-start-showing-ads-for-gamers-to-boost-revenue-bf5848b9

[open pasture]

okay now i’m curious

stalking how

[sly spear]

It's so joever

[dusty goblet]

If there's trans people and transphobes is there also transphobophobes

[viral cape]

my friend got this

[open pasture]

cause if youre on a vc that’s gonna be stalking

[cobalt portal]

well if you see someone who's deafened

[open pasture]

uh huh

[cobalt portal]

you think that they can't hear you

[keen junco]

(you can disable it)

[open pasture]

is this private or public

[sly spear]

[class*="ad"]
{
  display: none !important;
}

[cerulean lance]

@cobalt portal can you send a funny message that i can use for my fediverse banner

[cobalt portal]

so you might say stuff that you're not comfortable with sharing with that person but are with others

[keen junco]

Not even needed, you can just toggle it off in settings

[viral cape]

i should make "mute on unknown user joining vc" plugin

[cobalt portal]

i will meow in your walls

[open pasture]

oh

true

[sly spear]

Not a bad idea actually

[open pasture]

@desert goblet if i may explain i was not defending it i was asking as to why anyone would even need such a thing

i didn’t say it was a good idea to make it

[viral cape]

spying on people when they think you can't

[desert goblet]

k

[dim palm]

when fluffery wakes up im going to be dead

[open pasture]

which does lead my to my next question

hear me out okay

[desert goblet]

no

[open pasture]

if youre on a private call with someone

[open pasture]

and they want to say something sensitive

why would the do it on a vc with someone else

[cobalt portal]

would be useful for me shyness moment

[open pasture]

i understand they’re deafened

but they could just move to a dm

[viral cape]

idk

[open pasture]

or just remove them from the call

[cobalt portal]

why would they need to though

[elder geyser]

you should make "auto mute whitenames in vc" plugin

[sly spear]

Why are you even arguing this 💀

[open pasture]

i always do that

[sly spear]

Yap yap

[viral cape]

get real

[cobalt portal]

they'll think that it's safe

[open pasture]

if i’m tryna say something private i move it to dms

[desert goblet]

dunno, give me $20

[open pasture]

no argument

[open pasture]

i’m just trying to wonder why deafen would ever be useful

wait

$30

[viral cape]

sound:1221425376874725456

[open pasture]

helldivers 2

is $30 rn

[desert goblet]

if only, i want to buy trans flag thigh highs

[dusty goblet]

Paypal me 10000 USD

[cobalt portal]

what if you're talking to like 3 people and the 4th is someone you hate and they fake deafened themselves

[open pasture]

found our new worker 🔥

[viral cape]

f a c t o r y w o r k e r

[open pasture]

if they’re someone i hate why would i be in a call with them

[elder geyser]

bro what do you say to the 78 child labor lawsuits we're facing

[open pasture]

i tend to avoid my enemies

[desert goblet]

direct deposit,,

[open pasture]

fair point

[dusty goblet]

Direct wire transfer

[open pasture]

hey they’re cheap and sustainable

carrier pidgeon

[dusty goblet]

Check then

[desert goblet]

ah, robbery!

[dusty goblet]

Crypto

[open pasture]

underground railroad???

[dusty goblet]

I love robbing people off their nerves

[open pasture]

go back in time

easy

[viral cape]

Hello Miss @harsh minnow.
There have been accusations of "Child Labour" at the Vencord Company.
Please get HR to deliver a press statement about this. Thank you.

[open pasture]

she still owes me a shareholder role

[desert goblet]

okay but fan i have my $20

[sly spear]

I am child that labours

[open pasture]

i paid good money for that role

[sly spear]

Accusation confirmed

[dusty goblet]

You're fired for making this public and not keeping it locked behind the gates in #🌺-regulars

[viral cape]

vencord pregnancy

oh my god i was unmuted in vc laughing

[desert goblet]

no i literally just want to buy trans flag thigh highs

[open pasture]

wait can i have $30

[sly spear]

No Access my beloeved

[open pasture]

i have $320 in a wallet somewhere

[dusty goblet]

How are you not an intern

Tf

[desert goblet]

dude.

https://a.co/d/daKq2FT

[open pasture]

wallet, carrier pidgeon, or mail

[open pasture]

Hey can i get promoted

[dusty goblet]

Better than having to resist laughing at 1am because there's other people sleeping in ur room

[dusty goblet]

Ask your Manager

[open pasture]

Idk who

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

@dim palm send this to juliet…

This company sucks

[dusty goblet]

Ask hr

[open pasture]

union?

[dusty goblet]

We banned those

:3

[open pasture]

fuck

[desert goblet]

give me $20,,,

[open pasture]

Who's that

[open pasture]

What

[dusty goblet]

@jaunty remnant

[open pasture]

guys we might have enough interns to unionize

[open pasture]

@jaunty remnant

[dusty goblet]

You will not

[open pasture]

pleeewassaaaasseeeee

[cerulean lance]

as the meow ceo i sentence you to living in a cat cafe for 5 years

[desert goblet]

HEY

[viral cape]

@jaunty remnant Please do something about this intern.

[open pasture]

it would be so “funny” and “goofy”

[dusty goblet]

No

[desert goblet]

do you have $20

[open pasture]

Thank you

[open pasture]

do not dock my pay

[dusty goblet]

I'm gonna get security to kill anyone who wants to unionize

Anyway I'll disappear now cya

[desert goblet]

will i get it in my bank account,,

[cerulean lance]

did we learn this from ltt

[open pasture]

go free guy on my ass

[elder geyser]

baibai

[open pasture]

LMAO

[dusty goblet]

WHAT

[cerulean lance]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB1XQYDbzOE

[desert goblet]

hmph i just want trans flag thigh highs,,

[open pasture]

I hate children 🙂

[open pasture]

go to an orphanage

[dim palm]

https://omada.cafe

[open pasture]

go goblin mode

[desert goblet]

good for you!!!

[dim palm]

trolley~2

[open pasture]

Discord is basically an orphanage.

[dusty goblet]

That means they're travelling to the pray.

Prey

[open pasture]

oh jesus 💀

[dusty goblet]

Fuck I can't spell

[viral cape]

Tried going to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥?

[open pasture]

Buncha children who's parents throw a electronic infront of them, because they don't want to deal with them either.

[dusty goblet]

A mommy and daddy on discord might be better than those irl

[open pasture]

ong

who wants to be my mommy

[viral cape]

We need to rename #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 to #ipad-kids-department

[desert goblet]

checks paypal to see if i have money in general

[keen junco]

Nuh uh

[dusty goblet]

@desert goblet

[open pasture]

True, most parents of Discord children just throw an electronic infront of their face to keep them out of their hair.

[dusty goblet]

Pretty sure that just happens in America

[desert goblet]

fuck no

[dusty goblet]

Anyway bye

[viral cape]

skill issue

[dusty goblet]

Too late

[desert goblet]

yeah i expected that

[open pasture]

Unfortunately not just america lmao

[desert goblet]

im disowning them or murdering them

[open pasture]

larping as a hydrated kittie

[dusty goblet]

Please do the latter thanks

[viral cape]

i have 3 cents to my name on steam

[open pasture]

i have this sick idea of dming madeline money

[keen junco]

I'm reporting you to child services

[open pasture]

just an image

[sly spear]

Don't you need pals to pay you

[open pasture]

cps when they see my loaded rifle

[desert goblet]

they’ll be dead before they arrive to stop me so go for it

[open pasture]

(i’ve just used it to dispose of my children)

[dim palm]

who was it in TN that had to throw out a handgun because CPS was about to search their house

[keen junco]

I'll also tell Nintendo about your emulator usage

[open pasture]

OH YEAH

[desert goblet]

i have not used an emulator for over 2 years

go for it

[golden marlin]

LOOL

[jaunty stag]

crazy

[open pasture]

wdym eagle 500kg bomb

[keen junco]

The fact is that you did at one point which means you are a threat to them

[viral cape]

wtf

[open pasture]

welcome to titanium network

[dim palm]

why WOULDNT the server around bypassing filters have kids with abuse parents

[desert goblet]

dude you can pirate a 3 cent game and you’d be a threat to them, im not that special

[open pasture]

i’m numb to it

[golden marlin]

And to their profits

[viral cape]

[open pasture]

sop

a or o

so_p

[dim palm]

TN has so much lore

[open pasture]

guys

so_p

a or o

[dim palm]

although a lot of repeats

[keen junco]

I know Miyamoto personally I can get your date accelerated

fate

[dim palm]

CP incident one, CP Incident two,

[open pasture]

a or o

[open pasture]

OH YEAH

OSAMA

LMAO

[dim palm]

three

[open pasture]

smorenitez with the mass cp spam

i told akane to fucking block him

[dim palm]

flowergirl from mercury and chultrabook,

group chats were people attach 120v ac to

ok ill shut up

[open pasture]

he dmd another one of our guys gay midget “👁️”

[desert goblet]

we all die eventually

[viral cape]

?????

[dim palm]

you dont want to knwo

[viral cape]

electrocuting people!??!?

[open pasture]

didn’t toucan and melitha get banned for drug abuse

i dont trust fedi users

[desert goblet]

aw cute
now send me $20

[open pasture]

and promoting it or some shit

[open pasture]

teacup

NOW

absolutely not

[keen junco]

You can't pressure me into giving you $20

[viral cape]

i dont trust facebook "threads"

[cobalt portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222476119178219531/1224074172263567492/500.png?ex=661c2ae8&is=6609b5e8&hm=5de719594fc1b7e1f1944b6be816cb336f3703b6c48a97166e57956a557bd0c2&

[wooden socket]

hi fellow betterdiscord users

[desert goblet]

okay
now send me $20

[cobalt portal]

good idea

[open pasture]

hoi

[dim palm]

vencord betterdiscord acquisition when

[desert goblet]

i’m like homer simpson in that one fucking episode

[open pasture]

4 of you have brain rot

[desert goblet]

“you got my money”

[open pasture]

me going into an all russian server and saying ukraine is better then setting my phone to vibrate and shoving said phone up my ass

[wooden socket]

[open pasture]

How about 500 yuan so it's 69 usd?

[keen junco]

No thanks

[open pasture]

69420 😔

[wooden socket]

send me 1000 yuan please

[viral cape]

weddy world brainrot

[desert goblet]

okay fine, $50

[keen junco]

https://fixvx.com/yacobg42/status/1774508190136234454

[viral cape]

ong

[keen junco]

I'll consider it

[open pasture]

just bought said thigh highs

amazon shipping to me in

3 days

man

[wooden socket]

why is @shadow owl still here

clyde dont work anymore

[open pasture]

Max Payne

[desert goblet]

okay $80, but you’re really pushing my leg here

[viral cape]

@open pasture you are irix i didnt notice you changed your name and avatar

[wooden socket]

@keen junco take $100 minimum

[open pasture]

hang on

[desert goblet]

i’m not offering

[dim palm]

and liquidbounce 9 year anniversary
everything is happening today 😭

[desert goblet]

i’m telling him to give

[open pasture]

it’s storming outside caffe

[wooden socket]

the ai bot is dead

[open pasture]

thunder and lighting

[keen junco]

You gotta do at least double thaf

[open pasture]

do not image dragons me

[desert goblet]

$700, final offer.

[open pasture]

It literally says im Max Payne right fucking there

[keen junco]

Isn't it 8 years

[wooden socket]

@fading lance why is it called fembot

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - oliver193

Country Grammar (Hot Shit)

Nelly • Country Grammar

21122 total scrobbles

[open pasture]

why not

“we here at vencord company…”

[dim palm]

mb

[keen junco]

I don't think we can come to an agreement unfortunately, you are trying to low-ball me and I'm not having it. Come back once you take me seriously

[wooden socket]

guys we need to get @open pasture banned he's spying on us !!!

[open pasture]

should i dm aub the n word

[desert goblet]

$7000.

[open pasture]

and say april fools

[dim palm]

n o

[open pasture]

but april fools

i’m actually collecting all of your user data and reporting to discord hq and get you terminated

unless you send me $40 in pisscoin

[wooden socket]

pisscoin

[keen junco]

Ugh fine

[wooden socket]

i can buy crypto soon

when i turn 18

[open pasture]

https://pisscoin.lol/

[dim palm]

omada had logs the whole time,,
all your metadata is going to the glowies,,..,

[wooden socket]

Meta, Inc. is currently spying on you

[open pasture]

crystal’s site

remember

[dim palm]

minimal logs FOSS hosting group

[open pasture]

if anyone named akane joins the server

consider banning him

[wooden socket]

@tough forum

[dim palm]

run

[open pasture]

akanefr

not whoever that is

if devilbro dms you a plug-in

@dim palm i fucked up

i fucked up

i fucked up

[dim palm]

whar di you do

[viral cape]

[wooden socket]

how do you guys feel knowing we're closer to 2030 than 2017

[dim palm]

did you jsut dm aub

[cobalt portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1074756823208443955.webp?size=48

[open pasture]

i’m getting banned

[dim palm]

oh my god

[cobalt portal]

lmfao

[open pasture]

aub spare my life

[pulsar dew]

erm why can i see the audit log as just a member

[dim palm]

please infodump

[tough forum]

what did i do bruh

[dim palm]

wrong akane

blobfoxscared

[wooden socket]

@open pasture wants you banned

[open pasture]

??

[tough forum]

dont blame em

[open pasture]

wrong akane bro

[wooden socket]

hmm

[vocal vault]

ميااو

[tough forum]

all good lol

[open pasture]

lmao

[wooden socket]

anyways time to forget about this server

for like a month

[open pasture]

[wooden socket]

[open pasture]

i love his emoji

[open pasture]

isn’t that the server that whenever the owner says “boost” chat gets flooded with a bunch of people saying krill youreself and “fuck you”

wtf is in general there

[cobalt portal]

god damn it YouTube revanced broke

[dim palm]

yeah invidious was broke too

[graceful radish]

grayjay

[dim palm]

yuotubes been getting mad

[next warren]

Chats can be a lot

[open pasture]

after vk6 exposed their ass

[cerulean lance]

@nocturne bough reviewDB for fediverse when

[cobalt portal]

okay there's an update

[dim palm]

"#fediblock @cerulean lance punted my child"

[wooden socket]

yes

when the owner pings everyone

[open pasture]

yep

[wooden socket]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - oliver193

Like a Boy

Ciara • The Evolution

21124 total scrobbles

[open pasture]

@dim palm check dms lmao

[cobalt portal]

[open pasture]

how cool font

i’m an ios kiddie

[cobalt portal]

:3

[keen junco]

I built SO MANY BRIDGES in Minecraft Create Mod!

[cobalt portal]

yes

[nocturne bough]

never

[open pasture]

how home bar

[nocturne bough]

I dont use fedi

[open pasture]

wtf

[dim palm]

graphene,,.,.,

[dim palm]

join fedi

[cerulean lance]

i will make and then sue you for using the name reviewDB

[keen junco]

@nocturne bough ReviewDB UWP App when

[open pasture]

LOOK

[dim palm]

ReviewDB for apple watch when

[open pasture]

WINDOWS 10 LOVER

[nocturne bough]

someday

[open pasture]

FINALLY

take that kilo

[slim anchor]

WAIT ITS APRIL FIRST?

WHAT

OMAGA

[nocturne bough]

nOOOp

[slim anchor]

WHY DID I NOT REALIZE

[dim palm]

yEEEs

[open pasture]

@dim palm i sent a ping to caffe saying i had stage 4 leukemia

she believed it

[dim palm]

😭

[sly spear]

Hell of an april fools joke

Christ

[open pasture]

and then called me a wh*re

[open pasture]

christ how tight are you

uptight

[sly spear]

What

Lmao

Wtf

[open pasture]

literally no one gave a fuck

[sly spear]

Dawg are you good

[open pasture]

anyways

@dim palm RIFT FIXED NEBULA

[dim palm]

yayy

[open pasture]

YAYYYYYY

it’s still slightly buggy cause

wisp is still in shambles

but he fixed(?) the uv-transport

oh aub is on this server

does that mean..

@civic rivet

[dim palm]

ce did NOT hold back 😭

[open pasture]

WHERE

[dim palm]

peter's reviews

[open pasture]

LMFAO

okay to be fair

coolelectronics is kinda unhinged

[dim palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1141859073835401316.webp?size=48&name=true~2&quality=lossless

[open pasture]

when it comes to despicable shit

[dim palm]

the TN hijacking

[open pasture]

ong

how many more people bro

is cohen here

@simple tangle

[cerulean lance]

#1216554461984723165 message @nocturne bough why husk

[open pasture]

oh wow

this place has been infiltrated

[nocturne bough]

[open pasture]

@coarse parcel

[vapid adder]

Hi!

[open pasture]

@lethal vale

[open pasture]

hi

[cerulean lance]

@lethal vale after i change my gender to a gender that wasnt determined by my genes (they are mad)

[open pasture]

that’s like

16 TN members

and the active ones too

who else

is sig here

[keen junco]

You are bean gender now

[open pasture]

no

[dim palm]

the only reason tgt isnt banned yet is he has annoyed all the mods and theres an unofficial policy not to ban someone if you have even a slight bias in TN

[open pasture]

who else

[open pasture]

yeah

peter after banning both of my alts after troll mute

nyan

[cerulean lance]

what the fuck is tn

[open pasture]

sigh

[dim palm]

discord server based around bypassing school filters

[open pasture]

nintendo court

basically

hmmm

[cerulean lance]

guh

[open pasture]

@dim palm who else

[keen junco]

Never had issues with school filters, I had the password to the admin account

[dim palm]

vys

[open pasture]

vsteam is here

[dim palm]

😭

[open pasture]

haha ik

[cerulean lance]

oh they're a web dev now everything makes sense

[open pasture]

yeah

[open pasture]

okay bro

[sly spear]

Guh

[keen junco]

I always installed Discord on the school laptop I lended

[dim palm]

whar about vesktop

[dim palm]

average JS framework user

[open pasture]

oh i know it

[keen junco]

Wasn't around back then

[open pasture]

it’s ||frond||

[open pasture]

me when lightspeed

[wooden socket]

56y9tgr988h9tgrh89rdfhjr

[dim palm]

ty for the password gen seed

[open pasture]

@riftriot

rip

@void vigil

OHO

another one

@strong sail

[wooden socket]

hroegfouiewrsrty8fd43weutgoreoidpsorf43et483g084-y380tfh80rhvc43

[dim palm]

aewrstdfyghujklbhvgcfdsrew4r5lk

[open pasture]

there’s so many

[viral cape]

how

[keen junco]

Because I can

[open pasture]

OH MY FOD

@dim palm HES ALIVE

[dim palm]

do I dump here

[open pasture]

CRYSTALS

[dim palm]

whar

[open pasture]

HES ALIVE

[viral cape]

did they just trust you to administrate that

[open pasture]

COOLOBLIVION

[keen junco]

Yop

[dim palm]

OH MY GOD

YAY

[open pasture]

HES UPDATED HIS DISPLAY NAME

LOOK

ITS BACKWARDS NOW

[viral cape]

but why

[open pasture]

Bulelt time

[open pasture]

it truly is a beautiful day

[keen junco]

Idk

[graceful radish]

u r the worst wordle player i saw

[sly spear]

Meow

[graceful radish]

meow

[nocturne bough]

.generate

[dim palm]

becuase its not always just three steps

and it can be idiot proof if theres a server around it

the purpose of TN is to take a bunch of exploits and proxies then put them in one spot

[nocturne bough]

imagine someone using this to relax

would be horror

okay

[dim palm]

😭

[viral cape]

shitcsss real

[nocturne bough]

imma become debian based

[open pasture]

arch

why can’t we all use arch

fair

[nocturne bough]

being arch themed basically shows to everyone that you are insane

[open pasture]

smh can’t be quirky

[nocturne bough]

debian logo cant be seen much

but hmm

their logo doesnt fit into other images

nOp not today

[modest musk]

meow

[nocturne bough]

okay this pfp better

[modest musk]

.w

[golden marlin]

mroow

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[modest musk]

meow

[graceful radish]

meow

[dusty goblet]

At least 1

[open pasture]

yes

haiii!! >.<

💜 *

[keen junco]

No.

Your behavior is against the law

[digital kettle]

is that fish ok

[dusty goblet]

Sorry I can't be bothered to integral (((9-x²)^0.5)^-1)*4 rn

[keen junco]

Yop

[dusty goblet]

Wolframalpha my beloved

Nobody said I'm not allowed to use a calculator

[vernal cairn]

steal everyone's token whos using vencord and release it here as april fools

[cobalt portal]

lmao real

[keen junco]

You're not allowed to use a calculator but you can now play as Luigi.

[dense phoenix]

3?

youre lucky

[vernal cairn]

it'll be the best one in all of discord

[dusty goblet]

@dense phoenix hiiii

[keen junco]

Meanwhile those same 3 people hate every single one of your posts

[dusty goblet]

And who are you why would I listen to you

[dense phoenix]

true

[dense phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1155627748795109426.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[keen junco]

I have more social media followers than you. More followers, more power /j

[deep token]

morning

@fallow pawn why did you ping me so many times

[dusty goblet]

And why would i care

[deep token]

@cerulean lance awaken

[keen junco]

Because if you don't care I will cancel you

[dusty goblet]

Why would I care

[dusty goblet]

What would I loose

[deep token]

pou

i clicked on your mention and all i saw was blocked messages

[dusty goblet]

@cerulean lance you will be given to the yamyam

[deep token]

$6 srimp special

[rapid aurora]

[sly spear]

I'm already stuck

[sly spear]

It was fucking

Vodka

[dusty goblet]

Lol

[harsh crest]

No way I already figured out how to break Discord activities

[grizzled reef]

@tender moon lol what... im a girl 😭

[sly spear]

How tf do you get that activity tho

[keen junco]

No. You're a woman

[harsh crest]

I made it

[grizzled reef]

true..

[dusty goblet]

Meoww

[grizzled reef]

Mrow

[keen junco]

Oh yeah actually NVM not a woman

[harsh crest]

I've been coding too much today, I just tried to finish a sentence in an email to my boss with a semicolon.

[keen junco]

A Cat

[grizzled reef]

:3

[odd wave]

FAIL

YOU HELD CAPS LOCK DOWN

YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED

[grizzled reef]

you mean i held shift

[odd wave]

FUCK

[harsh crest]

you use caps lock for single letter capitalizations?

[odd wave]

I DONT USE CAPS LOCK

caps lock fucking sucks

[grizzled reef]

real

I always just shift

[odd wave]

its onyl useful for like

yelling

and even then can it be like tab+c to toggle capslock

yknow what id like

[digital kettle]

is coolermaster good

[cerulean lance]

yop

[digital kettle]

htk-002

[cerulean lance]

i use them for my i3

then again it is an i3

[digital kettle]

@cerulean lance avarg temps?

[cerulean lance]

uhh

currently 35

[digital kettle]

mines i5

2nd gen

[cobalt portal]

oh god