🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

nuh uh

[covert lodge]

react to what

[elder geyser]

no more husk

[open pasture]

React to these nuts

why did i lose reactions perms

[elder geyser]

bc ure gay

[empty tulip]

wtf

[winter girder]

ra- ra- ras putin, lover of the Russian queen. There was a cat that really was gone

[elder geyser]

haiiii elvy

[covert lodge]

⚠️

[open pasture]

we lost reaction perms

actual sadness

[dusty goblet]

Hai hai :3

[keen junco]

putin is not a queen

[covert lodge]

rip reaction perms

[empty tulip]

awh

[covert lodge]

rest in meow

[open pasture]

thats not what it says mate

[winter girder]

?

[keen junco]

russia does not have a queen

[rapid aurora]

Marvin??

[keen junco]

what

[covert lodge]

putinette is very angry at you

[rapid aurora]

discord previews owner? right?

[keen junco]

yes

[winter girder]

It's a song

[open pasture]

i got banned from there

[winter girder]

ALso

there was other leaders of Russia also named Putin

[open pasture]

like the current one

ITS RASPUTIN NOT RAS PUTIN

YOU UNCULTURED MALTESER

[rapid aurora]

tbh I can't believe to see you here
I never thought about it

[keen junco]

sure do wonder why

[keen junco]

i know

[rapid aurora]

Marvin is there a way to appeal my ban in your server
I really want to see upcoming updates

[stiff urchin]

also is that the freaky meme font

[open pasture]

yes

[stiff urchin]

[winter girder]

[bold wren]

"the freaky meme font"

[stiff urchin]

what else was i supposed to call it

[harsh minnow]

what's the freaky meme font

[open pasture]

papyrus

[bold wren]

papyrus

[open pasture]

i said it first i win

[rapid aurora]

ig nvm then..

[bold wren]

counter argument: cat pfp

[open pasture]

WHAT YALL KNOW ABOUT HUBERT?!?!?!

[graceful radish]

my brain died again

[bold wren]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-freaky-bob-freaky-bob-meme-gif-10720828043929228240

[open pasture]

Nural link users be like

nuralink*

[winter girder]

cant wait to find a way to root my nuralink

[storm cedar]

Hold on to yer fookin haggis lmao

[open pasture]

you have to do it right the first time or you die

[winter girder]

"TOP 10 WAYS TO GET GOOGLE ON YOUR NURALINK" and it's a virus that makes you schizophrenic

[keen junco]

𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖁𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖊𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖐𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓

[open pasture]

All these damn frenemies, ima call up poopoo man

[bold wren]

kitten in bio

[rapid aurora]

tf is a bencord

[elder geyser]

YOOOO

[keen junco]

the kitten in question

[elder geyser]

meow

[storm cedar]

@bold wren reminded me of this because of the bagpipes

https://youtu.be/SDfn8I4Ooi8

[keen junco]

will have to see

[winter girder]

[empty tulip]

wrong reply

[bold wren]

lovely

oh it's not just that video my client is actually old

zzzzzz

[empty tulip]

I think you should delete this

it contains n word

[bold wren]

also what the fuck

[empty tulip]

LMAO

[open pasture]

Fine

[storm cedar]

Not the Duo you needed in the app

[harsh minnow]

😭 what is that

[storm cedar]

Thicc owl????

packing so much bread that its sentient zamn

[winter girder]

double the chance I'm going to get murdered for not doing my spanish

[stiff urchin]

i love this video so much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQvGIIdgFDM

[harsh minnow]

nah what is that keyboard #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message

blinding

[real skiff]

undefined views

[open pasture]

this is intended right

[winter girder]

yeah

[harsh minnow]

wait what is this lmao

why did they upload a video like that

[stiff urchin]

probably to avoid it being bypassed

without a client update

[real skiff]

360p

[stiff urchin]

i love how u can download it

[winter girder]

this why i hate big tech companies

[harsh minnow]

wait so do they show that video in place of other videos?

[stiff urchin]

ye

shows up in history as well which is how i got the link to it

[harsh minnow]

😭

[cobalt portal]

wait what

[storm cedar]

is that my video

[harsh minnow]

why do they even do that

[storm cedar]

cause I'm using Firefox with adblock lmao

[cobalt portal]

is it really that hacky lmao

[harsh minnow]

what's the point of forcing people to update

[storm cedar]

ads

[winter girder]

poor luna and rini 😭

[cobalt portal]

pretty sure revanced runs on a couple versions behind

[open pasture]

smoothies so good

[errant chasm]

Yop

[errant chasm]

haven't had one in 2 years now,,

[open pasture]

chat am I

notable

[harsh minnow]

tbh i never look at codeburger prs 😨

[open pasture]

my brother was ordering them and asked if i wanted one so

i got one now

[errant chasm]

you are

[open pasture]

i am blobcatcozy

[paper gate]

codeburger

[winter girder]

😭😭😭

[open pasture]

you are potato (yes)

[paper gate]

fawner

how is it 7:30 pm

[open pasture]

!

[paper gate]

it's still day

[stiff urchin]

ye

[winter girder]

guys imma try out vesktop

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow did you hear the news

[stiff urchin]

revanced patching also takes a while

[winter girder]

vee is hacking me guys

[bold wren]

it isn't! hope this helps ❤️

[empty tulip]

lmao what did you dowload

[winter girder]

vesktop installer

[dusty goblet]

It's 0:31

[storm cedar]

nah it isn't

[errant chasm]

[storm cedar]

its 00:32

stupid

[errant chasm]

Geh schlafen

[empty tulip]

vesktop?

[storm cedar]

nein bitte

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow veeeeeeeeee

[winter girder]

vencord but it's its own client

[dusty goblet]

Für 1.5h lohnt sich nicht

[storm cedar]

Delusional German timezone

[empty tulip]

oh

[bold wren]

do you like my pfp @paper gate

[errant chasm]

Wahr

Aber eh

eig besser als nix

[storm cedar]

ooh, what's that from?

[storm cedar]

is that your art?

[bold wren]

no wtf

found it on twitter

god i wish

[storm cedar]

I can't draw for shit either, so no worries there

[dusty goblet]

Ich geh lieber anime schauen

[open pasture]

stop reposting stuff you took from your priv bruh !!!!

[storm cedar]

still that looks pretty nice

[bold wren]

in a different life i'm just a cute artsy girl

[errant chasm]

Welchen

[bold wren]

what does this mean.

[keen junco]

update your microG

[open pasture]

i saw you reposting it on twitter

[dusty goblet]

Keine Ahnung erstmal müsste ich den PC wieder anmachen aber das ist Aufwand

[keen junco]

or well upgrade to GmsCore

[bold wren]

i saw you @open pasture

[errant chasm]

[bold wren]

i just updated magisk module

:p

[keen junco]

o

[real skiff]

shiggy https://vxtwitter.com/birdman46049238/status/1757006408468619314/photo/1

[storm cedar]

I mean people repost stuff all the time so idk why that's an issue

[bold wren]

evelyn is madly in love with me

[real skiff]

doubt

[pine zephyr]

@keen junco

[keen junco]

What

[bold wren]

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as evelyn, is in fact, akira/evelyn

[storm cedar]

still I'm room temp iq kinda person so maybe I lack knowledge

[open pasture]

i saw @bold wren

[keen junco]

Wrong

[open pasture]

fake i'm aro

[pine zephyr]

What

[bold wren]

aro this ace that why don't you aget some bitches

@harsh minnow peep this one

[lavish relic]

@paper gate hii

[dusty goblet]

@lavish relic

Haii

[lavish relic]

hii elvyy

[errant chasm]

meow

[outer sapphire]

hi

[open pasture]

It’s quite shrimple really

[bold wren]

@fallow drum check this one out

[outer sapphire]

Capa capa capa

[open pasture]

@mossy egret krystal :(

[dusty goblet]

Hruuu

[lavish relic]

eepyy

[open pasture]

morning elvyra :)

[mossy egret]

why was i pinged?

[errant chasm]

go eep

[dusty goblet]

Eep :3

[dusty goblet]

You too

Schlafenszeit Pixel

[lavish relic]

okokok

[errant chasm]

Wrong

[errant chasm]

Nö

Nich jetzt

[dusty goblet]

[errant chasm]

eep well kirie

[dusty goblet]

Haii gm

[winter girder]

if yall were on dead row, what would your final meal be

[dusty goblet]

Doch

[open pasture]

i uh, r u still mad at me

[open pasture]

I’m not gonna see you or koi or moxxie for awhile :(

[errant chasm]

Nop

[novel shore]

"windows protected your pc" 🤓

[mossy egret]

aww why pookie?

[cobalt portal]

wait zeet wasn't the person that husked? that's new

[dusty goblet]

I forgot why I was supposed to be mad at you so as long as you don't remind me of it or give me another reason to be mad ur fine

Easy

[mossy egret]

banned

[open pasture]

zeet got into a fatal car crash and got his brain mutilated and got lobomotied

[dusty goblet]

Yeah it's easy

[novel shore]

idk what that is but good for you

[open pasture]

ah oki

[winter girder]

corny

[errant chasm]

fear

[mossy egret]

@patent swan is this true

[open pasture]

how do u react on mobile

god dammit

[lime talon]

morning

[mossy egret]

kiss me

[open pasture]

the reaction thing broke (think discord broke it)

[novel shore]

same as you would anywhere silly

[open pasture]

kisses

[dusty goblet]

So you'd ban me too

[mossy egret]

probably

[open pasture]

dude this mobile app suck, 50% of the buttons r broken or bugged

[dusty goblet]

Rude smh

[open pasture]

kisses to u n krys

[mossy egret]

i’m just joking bestie

[dusty goblet]

Meoww

[dull anvil]

meow

[dusty goblet]

I will commit to yamyam

I need a target

No ur nice

[harsh minnow]

down
vote

[dusty goblet]

Yuh uh

[open pasture]

cruise

and other things

I’ll be gone for awhile

Bababooey

[hollow jackal]

im yamyam

[dusty goblet]

Is yamyam legal in Turkey?

[errant chasm]

Yamyam

[dusty goblet]

It is in Germany

Lmao

Who are we yamyaming

[open pasture]

Pronouns? Never heard of that brand of toothpaste

[hollow jackal]

i will make it legal for you

[open pasture]

When is vencord 2 coming out

can we ban @open pasture for earape :)

nuh uh

[paper gate]

hi waffles @open pasture

[open pasture]

Wb wb

[dusty goblet]

Don't change the laws for me 😭

[open pasture]

koi can back me up

[bold wren]

love you

[west ore]

vote manipulation via <username>

[dusty goblet]

When are we banning fawn

[paper gate]

You

[storm cedar]

why would we ban either

[hollow jackal]

i will ban fawn for $20

[west ore]

dms ||/j||

[warm zenith]

i will kill fawn for $20

[storm cedar]

Zamn low standards for only 20

[hollow jackal]

fine, $10.

[warm zenith]

i counteroffer with a $8 price

[open pasture]

yamming but jamming
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFXt5v4V/

[storm cedar]

that'd not even cover the electricity bill smh my head

[dusty goblet]

I will give you 20 Zimbabwean dollars

[storm cedar]

Venezuelan currency only

I have a thing for inflation

[hollow jackal]

i dont have paypal

nuh uh

[storm cedar]

I showed u my paypal pls respond :c

[hollow jackal]

pay me in tf2 items :3

[storm cedar]

I wanted Deutschmarks anyhow

[open pasture]

u need to read this mate

@open pasture

shop.com.mm

[neon sierra]

I’m sry how do i make it look like I’m doing a custom activity on my profile

[open pasture]

that shi is only $2.4

[open pasture]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[neon sierra]

ok

[storm cedar]

I ain't paying for a book made by someone who's death is so long ago that cannons weren't a thing yet

/s

[storm cedar]

do they also sell lowers and reciever parts

[open pasture]

idk they sell every book in existance, u just need to put order in if it is not in stock

[real skiff]

https://vm.tiktxk.com/ZGeamyoCB/

[open pasture]

bro looks like vector if he got turned into a zombie

[ancient hearth]

yo

[open pasture]

reading a children's book is fun n stupid

[sand citrus]

ur 10

[open pasture]

ban

gamersupps made a gx aura cup and i want it so badly

[open pasture]

ur 5

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cars-movie-mater-aw-dang-dang-dang-it-gif-2382149005641120105

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate

[open pasture]

STOP MAKING APPS FOR THE DEMONLIST

[cosmic otter]

never

its api is very simple

i finished login in like 5 minutes

[mossy egret]

real

[west ore]

shit i actually want to get into music production does this mean serum appears in /home/user/QubesIncoming OH NO- (ending 38457 of 185798376 - egg cracked by synth recv)

[near wharf]

why are you not reposting

do you hate trans people

[mossy egret]

mb gang

[open pasture]

type shi

[west ore]

type beat

[open pasture]

@open pasture send me the link

thanks a lot

[near wharf]

real talk vital is free and easier to use than all those in the meme

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

@open pasture can u send me the program

i need it desperately

jkjk

what llm does it use

it doesnt state it

[void ivy]

llm.

[open pasture]

what

[void ivy]

on an image model.

llms cannot deal with images.

[open pasture]

so no ai genrated text?

[void ivy]

danbooru is an image website

[open pasture]

did not know

i dont mess with ai lot

i will read docs

[dusty goblet]

WHAT HS THIS ERCER ICON

Is, server*

I can't spell

[hollow jackal]

thanks lewi

[void ivy]

welcome to the vencord company of dusseldorf

[signal rose]

I thought I joined a hacked server for a sec lol

[dusty goblet]

Unthanks Lewi

[dull anvil]

what does it sell

[void ivy]

vencord

[dusty goblet]

Fuck Düsseldorf who needs Düsseldorf

[vocal vault]

Seeing server icon change to random stuff is a bit jarring but really funny

[dull anvil]

[errant chasm]

WHY ARE WE IN DÜSSELDORF

[real skiff]

lewi what has happened

[errant chasm]

AAAAAAAA

[cerulean perch]

[void ivy]

We're super serious now.

We're a company.

[covert lodge]

im leaving this suck ass

[dusty goblet]

Is this some sort of sick meme I don't know of

[errant chasm]

Guhh

[real skiff]

https://vm.tiktxk.com/ZGeamTrgk/

[dusty goblet]

Vencord GmbH??

[errant chasm]

Back to cc

[harsh minnow]

yea

[open pasture]

Wtf happened to server icon

Chomik :(

[void ivy]

I'm currently assembling a corporate website as we speak.

[vocal vault]

The vencord company of dusseldorf 😨

[open pasture]

@jaunty remnant is being promoted to one of the elite employees of vencord

[storm cedar]

When are we becoming Vencord AG tho

[dusty goblet]

Alright since you're a Corp now I'll stop sponsoring then I don't support companies directly

[vocal vault]

What is this legal team

[void ivy]

Vencord now supports Single Sign On.

[dusty goblet]

Can we relocate vencord GmbH to Bielefeld

[storm cedar]

Illegal team :p

[void ivy]

no there's a reason for the name

you'll see

[open pasture]

@shrewd nova hello welcome... read #rules while waiting for 7 minutes

[mellow helm]

new server logo and name

kewl

[open pasture]

kewk

[dusty goblet]

Oh wait this is gonna be early April fools or some bullshit

[storm cedar]

Gmbh is a type of company smh my head

[rapid aurora]

ty

[storm cedar]

nah Rheinmetall ag

[dusty goblet]

GESELLSCHAFT MIT BESCHRÄNKTER HAFTUNG

Or something

[storm cedar]

correct

[lime talon]

what the hell happened here

[storm cedar]

Gesellschaft für Sport und Technik next?

[dusty goblet]

Brain rot

[lime talon]

of mod team?

[cosmic otter]

[vocal vault]

Substantial amount of german

[dusty goblet]

Yop

[lime talon]

just the usual

[dusty goblet]

Yop

[storm cedar]

one might call it a company of germans

[stark herald]

Vencord Inc®

[open pasture]

waw

[storm cedar]

partially mobilized

[idle herald]

düsseldorf mentioned

ggs

[vocal vault]

Wow

[open pasture]

a

[vocal vault]

That's badhiya asf

[dull anvil]

why is there human resources here

[glossy eagle]

Why are we "donors" and not "sponsors"

I am investing in this company

[storm cedar]

you'll donate organs too

[vocal vault]

Tax break

[storm cedar]

first your eyes with this journalism nonsense

[hollow jackal]

it's investors now

[mossy egret]

nah rename it too “stock holders”

[glossy eagle]

Hell yeah

[lime talon]

i fear for what regulars will become

[dusty goblet]

Horror

[tiny quest]

[storm cedar]

Commoners

[open pasture]

welcome my elite employees

[sick hedge]

tf

is this newnseever

pfp

[glossy eagle]

Fire, right

[storm cedar]

professional buisness stuff

[last sky]

why did i think the new icon was sheldon

[hollow jackal]

bazing

[real skiff]

THE DATA WHATYST??

[open pasture]

:)

hi son

[glossy eagle]

yes

[vocal vault]

HR???

[last sky]

id dropkick young sheldon in an instant

[dusty goblet]

I have Updates off

Fuck u

[mossy egret]

”intern employees” hopefully

[storm cedar]

To judge your very existence and its EOL date

[dusty goblet]

Also I will request GDPR information biweekly

[storm cedar]

you mean pipe bombs

[winter girder]

Bro what is the new icon 😭

[dusty goblet]

It literally is

[glossy eagle]

busnes

[harsh minnow]

its beautiful isnt it

[sly furnace]

i just saw oiled up women on this server

what the fuck is happenign and why is that the logo

[storm cedar]

This is Ireland

[vocal vault]

Huhhhh

[dusty goblet]

Also dumbass GDPR applies as soon as a resident of Europe uses your application/your services are available there

[open pasture]

i wanna mommy him, no beating in my household

winrar CVE better

please wake up and face the thunder

[vocal vault]

Likely not

[open pasture]

SeroXen honest reaction

[winter girder]

Do I have to dress the part 🙏

[vocal vault]

I'm not qualified to tell the weather in this server, sir...

[prime quail]

lautlach!!!

[last sky]

WAIT VENCORD IS A COMPANY???

[prime quail]

of Düsseldorf

[harsh minnow]

well i could offer you an internship

[last sky]

god damn i gotta invest in vennie stocks

[low spoke]

bring back the

[winter girder]

I would accept fr

[vocal vault]

It's 6°C do not let the company know about this

[storm cedar]

no

permanant internship or bust

[empty tulip]

vencord new profile

[dusty goblet]

This server is so brainrot st times

[low spoke]

i need chomik back..................

[prime quail]

DIE KAFFEEMASCHINE IST KAPUTT

[mellow helm]

Real.

[low spoke]

[winter girder]

Nuh uh

[storm cedar]

Fuck up bitch

[glossy eagle]

tf you mean at times

[winter girder]

Fuck up

[dusty goblet]

Yuh uh my brain is literally killing brain cells rn because of this

[mossy egret]

YEA THIS

[storm cedar]

its company policy to call me a hoe

tyvm

[open pasture]

0/72 detections… FUD on runtime and scantime… WTF!!!! Ring 0 rookit…. WTFF!!! Bookit option…. WTFFFFF

[winter girder]

Real

[dusty goblet]

When there's near none activity or fully locked down it's fine

[open pasture]

!!!!

[flat kelp]

@cosmic otter why opencord is archived?

[mossy egret]

i ate it

[open pasture]

buy vencord nerds

[dusty goblet]

Why?

[sour yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[mossy egret]

I agree with this statement

[low spoke]

[glossy eagle]

so

[open pasture]

Log4shell exploit 2024!!!

[cosmic otter]

tech debt + lack of motivation

[glossy eagle]

like

[sour yew]

do you want to contribute to it

[dusty goblet]

This alien is very fluffy

[flat kelp]

i dont know kotlin

[real skiff]

editing index.html
working on vencordcompany

[storm cedar]

idk

[open pasture]

cheif executive

i rake

[real skiff]

no

[winter girder]

Idk

[mossy egret]

yippe

[sour yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029315212521771020/1195911497872855110/secreteditingaccount__2024-01-14-03-04-30_1705197870648.mp4?ex=6611ff60&is=65ff8a60&hm=536f18a5df3cce979091b2ff1b24e7e35862d4d75282258adc01d7f21cc84d6c&

[flat kelp]

also, i tired of bugs and shitinness of official client

[open pasture]

when is fud rookit plugin coming to Vencord 😢

[vocal vault]

Where is the janitor, your offices are filthy

[open pasture]

r77 modified rookit 😞

[open pasture]

HOLY SHIT HE’S AN ALIEN

[winter girder]

My mommy says I'm very special

[dusty goblet]

Why

[mossy egret]

#plugin-requests

[mossy egret]

i agree with this statement

[fallow pawn]

gnarps cloob flugy deribble

[vocal vault]

Woman

[somber leaf]

mood

[dusty goblet]

Which one

[pure shore]

this is getting perfect

[open pasture]

Thank goodness I can request fud rookit plugin

[mossy egret]

that you should be sales

[vocal vault]

Thrown into a ball pit

[dusty goblet]

But why

[open pasture]

me

[mossy egret]

it’ll be fun

[dusty goblet]

It's horrible, actually

[harsh minnow]

well our other employees have yet to add their role to their username

[dusty goblet]

All I'd do is ruin the company

[mossy egret]

perfect

[pine zephyr]

ok

[winter girder]

Oops mb

[sour yew]

what's my role 😨

[lime talon]

oh cool i'm an intern

WHERE'S MY PAY

[open pasture]

“Fed”

[harsh minnow]

unpaid internship sorry

[dusty goblet]

Unpaid internship

[winter girder]

😔

[mossy egret]

UNPAID Intern

[real skiff]

https://vm.tiktxk.com/ZGeamEVb1/ bc

[open pasture]

Can I be the cto

we must put a paywall behind every plugins to maximize profits
only $99.99 for 1 month for 1 plugin!!

[lime talon]

i was promised PAY i'll SUE the company if they don't give

[open pasture]

I WANNA BE THE FOP

u must

[dusty goblet]

OMG PLEASE SUE VEE YES

Awesome

[flat kelp]

coprorates lore

[sour yew]

wtf

[open pasture]

u are fired

[open pasture]

🙏

[vocal vault]

Unlock image and embed perms within vencord company server,

€9.99 monthly

[mossy egret]

real

[lime talon]

lawsuit incoming

[open pasture]

@jaunty remnant

[open pasture]

contact the human child labor manager

@jaunty remnant hey Human Resources what am I

[winter girder]

If you're unsatisfied with your customer care, please refer to our website.

[open pasture]

NO I KNOW WHAT I AM

[mossy egret]

@open pasture

[sour yew]

complainer department

[winter girder]

Womp womp

[open pasture]

👋

[sour yew]

u can be the stalker department

[dusty goblet]

@harsh minnow can you set Clyde a nickname via api call

Would be funny

[sour yew]

yes

[open pasture]

that @sick hedge

[flat kelp]

time to compile opencord on my phone in termux

[open pasture]

hey can i get a raise
@jaunty remnant

[sick hedge]

WHAT

what'd i do bruh

[open pasture]

Can I also get a raise?

[elder geyser]

elvy give me regular role

[open pasture]

no you’re getting SLASHED

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/i-no-no-wanna-genshin-i-no-no-wanna-gaming-i-no-no-wanna-genshin-gaming-ga-ming-i-no-no-wanna-gif-14092977941469493620

[pine zephyr]

[real skiff]

https://vm.tiktxk.com/ZGeamvcCB/

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[open pasture]

everything is behind a paywall now
the role will cost u $999.99
please pay with visa or paypal to minimize interests

[hollow jackal]

vfire @mossy egret

[winter girder]

Guys please rate me 5 stars so I can get promoted

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cars-movie-mater-aw-dang-dang-dang-it-gif-2382149005641120105

[sour yew]

vfire <@&1027248917756268596>

horror

why is it role

[open pasture]

vee should change vban to vfire tbf

[harsh minnow]

Kindly get in touch with our Chief Compliance Officer

[open pasture]

@late glen what’s your position

[sly spear]

How the fuck am i even meant to do that

[elder geyser]

what the fuck

why are we a cmpany now

[late glen]

huh?

[lime talon]

@hollow jackal i'm suing you

[open pasture]

PEGGLE EXCLUSIVE

[elder geyser]

whats the pay here

[open pasture]

vencord.dev

[winter girder]

If you're unsatisfied with the Vencord service, please reach out to us on our website. (Rate me 5 stars)

[mossy egret]

UNPAID

[pure shore]

it gave forbidden help

[lime talon]

ZERO they SCAM you out of work

[open pasture]

[dusty goblet]

Almost 3am

[late glen]

im an intern with the complaints department

[open pasture]

all interns join
https://discord.com/invite/BGNBYZbP
to get raise

[open pasture]

I wish you well, I hear he’s a tough one

[sour yew]

lemme check

[chilly oar]

Me opening discord at 2am to check some messages and I see all this stuff

[prime python]

is this real?

[dusty goblet]

No

[prime python]

fuck you

[open pasture]

People aren't real

[dusty goblet]

When

[open pasture]

Dziurwa, Snack Bar

[pure shore]

oh I'm just missing perms I think

clyde too high

[sour yew]

oh yeah

true

[mossy egret]

yes

[harsh minnow]

what role does clyde hold?

[sour yew]

@harsh minnow will ```js
Vencord.Webpack.Common.RestAPI.patch({ url: '/guilds/1015060230222131221/members/1081004946872352958', body: { nick: 'Clyde, Senior Support Agent' } })

[mossy egret]

COO

[slender mica]

Yo

[prime python]

horror

[open pasture]

ur getting promoted to one of my elite employees, please contact @jaunty remnant department for your internship

[slender mica]

How do I update vencord through the app?

[open pasture]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[slender mica]

wild

ok

[sour yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756145960848982056/838129297964531722/ohmygod.gif

[prime python]

@jaunty remnant hello, kill yours

[winter girder]

Guys this conference is wild

What about me :(

[slow brook]

new server icon

[paper gate]

@sour yew hiii

[flat kelp]

pfp: hotline <insert vee's city name here>

[sour yew]

zeet

[stiff urchin]

whats happening

[open pasture]

@neon ferry

[late glen]

i am the CEO's assitants

assistants

[mossy egret]

we were bought out we are a company now

[prime python]

its true

[winter girder]

Done

[slender mica]

now help quick fast 🥰🙏

[late glen]

CEO made a goodc hoice

[hollow jackal]

v+ needy @slender mica

[late glen]

choice

[dusty goblet]

Waiting for Clyde rename

[late glen]

i am the CEO's assistant

[stiff urchin]

when are we going public

[late glen]

you ping him

i will fire you

[stiff urchin]

people want to invest into $VEN

[mossy egret]

already are

[stiff urchin]

yay

[sour yew]

guys do i have to start filing taxes in the eu now

[prime python]

yeah

[pine zephyr]

yes

[late glen]

yes

[stiff urchin]

start filing australian taxes as well

[sour yew]

nah i'm exempt

[stiff urchin]

xd

[sour yew]

illegal alien

[open pasture]

start filing Myanmar taxes as well

[stiff urchin]

dolfies how is it like to live in area 51

[prime python]

true

[sour yew]

help

,,,

[winter girder]

The employee amount here is insane

[candid blaze]

hwllo

[prime python]

its real

[stiff urchin]

what is it ??

[mossy egret]

do we even have legal department?

[prime python]

wsg

[sour yew]

lmao

[elder geyser]

:(

[winter girder]

We need someone to sabotage other companies

[real skiff]

[prime python]

thats jason citron

[covert lodge]

uh

[bold wren]

alright what the actual fuck is going on

[prime python]

hello to vencord inc

[sour yew]

welcome to vencorp

[prime python]

true

[stiff urchin]

how much are u gonna pay me

[late glen]

hasnt the CEO told you? we turned into a company

[mossy egret]

UNPAID

[winter girder]

VenCorp is better than yours! Go cry to your CEO

[open pasture]

@stiff urchin
make sure that when u search discord, vencords pop up

[prime python]

@sour yew Hello, im contacting you about yours car insurance

[mossy egret]

@harsh minnow i’d believe it

[late glen]

indeed

[sour yew]

does it cover plane collisions

[stiff urchin]

im taking it

[tired sundial]

FAIL

[prime python]

ppossibly

[stiff urchin]

soon™️

[winter girder]

Guys can I get a raise. I can only afford a new cardboard box every year

[granite hare]

That's crazy

[dusty goblet]

Search engine optimization manager?

[stiff urchin]

yoy

[sour yew]

approved

[granite hare]

Totally should give me that role

[open pasture]

where tf is the accountant

[late glen]

thats all of the ranks

wait

[granite hare]

I promise I'll be active

[late glen]

wheres my role?

[open pasture]

U FORGET ME U BOZO

[winter girder]

We need a chat room for us employees

[late glen]

hey you forgot me, im the CEO's assistant

[open pasture]

:v

[open pasture]

vice

[sour yew]

the names are too bright

[open pasture]

sho need to get the
exclusive designer role

[sour yew]

💡

[open pasture]

ew

[late glen]

hey

what just happened

[prime python]

@harsh minnow hello pretty woman

[late glen]

i do not want to be a janitor

[open pasture]

vile women *

[harsh minnow]

HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES??

[granite hare]

Bro gi
It demoted

[prime python]

WHAT!

[prime python]

FALSE

MISINFORMATION

[wind yew]

Hey gentleman

[stiff urchin]

woahh

[errant chasm]

I will sue this company into the ground for human rights violations

[hardy edge]

I will be right on the case

[granite hare]

Lemme get pls

[stiff urchin]

i didnt know vencorp was just as bad as blizzard

[late glen]

ma'am, am i not your assistant?

[sour yew]

who made an error on the legal documentation

[open pasture]

:3

[granite hare]

NAHHH

[prime python]

is this real?

[harsh minnow]

Thank you Mr Flag you will be getting a raise soon

[sour yew]

does he know

[prime python]

Hello resources of human i would like to apologize

[winter girder]

I need a raise bro 🙏 I can't even afford an apple

[prime python]

i will continue filing false IP ifringements

thank you

[sour yew]

why just human

discrimination

[prime python]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[viral cape]

@harsh minnow You will rename #📩-modmail to HR department

[late glen]

human resources i think you have gotten my position wrong, i am the assistant for the CEO, not a janitor

[open pasture]

we need a professional meower @jaunty remnant

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/990454211286269972/unknown-2-3.gif

[harsh minnow]

would be funny but we dont want the channels to become too confusing

[sour yew]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-alien-alien-yapping-levels-just-the-two-of-us-gif-996330645811370798

[mossy egret]

NO EAT, ONLY WORK, WORK ON OPENING PRs THAT WILL BE IGNORED

[harsh minnow]

We will not rename channels that are vital to our company's mission

[prime python]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-freddy-five-nights-at-freddy's-discord-finger-wag-gif-1443656063613195214

[storm cedar]

this basically

[chilly oar]

Vencorp 😭

[pine zephyr]

ur that guy

[viral cape]

o shit i forgor that people here are stupid

also I dont have reaction perms anymore pls fix or gib "regular" Intern role

[pine zephyr]

that does Create Mods

[open pasture]

@vocal jewel must need to be the promoter of vencord

[granite hare]

Stop cursing there are kids here

[harsh minnow]

We've done an investigation and concluded that your work has been insufficient recently. I expect you to take some overtime to make up for it

[prime python]

horror

[viral cape]

nuh uh

[sour yew]

chief vision officer

[winter girder]

I will, I'm sorry 😞

[sour yew]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2tudvzsrR56uom6smgOcSf

[granite hare]

Yuh uh

[storm cedar]

How quickly did we speedrun becoming a multinational

[late glen]

@jaunty remnant apologies for the pinging, but you have gotten my position wrong, i am the vice CEO, not a janitor

[sour yew]

vencorp inc

[stiff urchin]

forty two minutes

[acoustic trellis]

@harsh minnow fuck you ven! (hope you have a nice night considering its 3AM)

[open pasture]

public figure / represents vencord

[harsh minnow]

NTTS, Marketing Specialist

[storm cedar]

I'mma do the corparate thing and become an alcoholic

[viral cape]

Yes.

[late glen]

CEO, i am your assistant, correct?

[open pasture]

feel like ntts is snoring in his bed

[stiff urchin]

ntts is gonna be so confused when he wakes up

[granite hare]

Bro what

[pine zephyr]

u should do another create mod fr

[viral cape]

wow !!

[bold wren]

is this the vencord rp server or the erp one?

[open pasture]

im gonna call him 500 times until i get blocked

[sour yew]

can it be erp pls

[granite hare]

... ayo?

[storm cedar]

both

[stiff urchin]

dolfies there are minors here 😨

[bold wren]

alien getting freaky

[pine zephyr]

fr xd

[storm cedar]

We can change that

[sudden sun]

meow

[granite hare]

Yay

[late glen]

what about me? i want to be assigned a position

[prime python]

why is zt legal dep

[open pasture]

why r we attacking rinne

[storm cedar]

Who is gonna do HR

[late glen]

ME

[covert lodge]

can i join your company

[late glen]

I WILL

[granite hare]

No me

[storm cedar]

or HR/ rm -f HR

[open pasture]

@bitter agate ur ass

[late glen]

NO FAIR

[granite hare]

I know how to use that position

[chilly oar]

Well, clock went from 1:59 to 3am so good night

[open pasture]

https://discord.com/invite/hfvff8fa

[granite hare]

FR FR

[stiff urchin]

nini !!

[late glen]

hey koi

[open pasture]

competitors be attacking rinne

[granite hare]

THATS NOT NO REASON

[chilly oar]

I hope I don't wake up to a revolution

[late glen]

may i be assigned a position?

[viral cape]

nop not joining vc

[storm cedar]

we need our security coordinator too

[late glen]

ME

[storm cedar]

Blackwater or who we gonna outsource this to

[late glen]

i will be a security coordinator

[granite hare]

Totally should be me cuz I'm a Lego cop

[storm cedar]

I always use the largest caliber weapons in ready or not

[open pasture]

a

[granite hare]

Bro. WHY

[storm cedar]

Cause these darn suspects keep tryna shoot me

[late glen]

budmo

[storm cedar]

just trying to clear up any confusion as to who has the bigger boomstick

[misty zephyr]

meow

[late glen]

i would like to be a security coordinator

[granite hare]

Called a AUG

[late glen]

hand the position to me

[storm cedar]

Nah either MCX ARN or SA58

[errant chasm]

They're banned

[hollow jackal]

banned already

[winter girder]

Good

[storm cedar]

.300 blackout my beloved

[late glen]

fucks sake

why is it so hard to get a damn position in this corporation

[fallow pawn]

where can I get CEO

[late glen]

its already taken

[granite hare]

For fucks sake, USE A AUG

[late glen]

and vice ceo is taken too

[fallow pawn]

I'll be the other ceo

[late glen]

hand the HR position to me thundxr

[warm zenith]

can i set you on fire instead

[granite hare]

Don't

[late glen]

another position

[granite hare]

Intern?

[frosty cove]

what did i just walk into

[granite hare]

Pls

[storm cedar]

SIG 552

[granite hare]

What the hell is that

[storm cedar]

HAVE SOME CLASS THAT's been in fucking CSGO for ages too

really based gun

[late glen]

i guess thats a good enough position

i kinda wanted to become HR

[granite hare]

Oh I remember now

So sorry

[late glen]

dont i get a role?

why?

[warm zenith]

vencord should have a security contractor subsidiary and the only weaponry they'll get are those shitty cali handguns that are most likely singleshot

[late glen]

nah

give them a M1911

those pack a punch

[warm zenith]

🥱🥱

[storm cedar]

can we err remove this person from existance on this plain

[warm zenith]

i see you adore me

[late glen]

you can trust me as an HR, i can show you my resume if you like

[storm cedar]

Give them a Dentel NTW-20

[harsh minnow]

health PREVENTION???

[open pasture]

i need a job

[late glen]

yes koi made me one

what?

oh

[harsh minnow]

youre hired! please choose your role freely and add it to your username

[sudden sun]

meow

[open pasture]

please check your dms

[empty tulip]

hello guys

[harsh minnow]

sorry i'm in the middle of a company meeting right now i will get back to you soon

[mossy egret]

based

[warm zenith]

i think vencord needs a whistleblower that will turn up dead and floating down the river

[marble robin]

yo someone gift me an avatar decoration? :3

[open pasture]

https://discord.com/invite/H9RdtFVV

[harsh minnow]

hello zovi!!

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nuh-uh-meow-sniff-incorrect-gif-11442321997337963097

[open pasture]

finally a proper position

[dull anvil]

can we try not to speedrun boeing

[candid blaze]

that vee pfp+decor combination is wild😭

[harsh minnow]

its perfect

or should i say purrfect

[viral cape]

vencord union

[candid blaze]

yop

[warm zenith]

we don't make planes we make straight people gay

[marble robin]

:((

[late glen]

here a paragraph long of jobs and skills and etc

[dull anvil]

more the arc of going from respected to bad

[empty tulip]

hii new pfp?

[late glen]

what the fuck

[dull anvil]

and constantly going down

[late glen]

give me that role

NOW

[paper gate]

hiii zovi

[open pasture]

@prime python send this to ur boss

[empty tulip]

hello zeet hru doing

[open pasture]

im gonna collect every single weird sounds he make

[warm zenith]

@paper gate hello the charcoal being

[viral cape]

NTTS meowing soundboard

[prime python]

Hello, this is factual.

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow u should add that honestly

[mossy egret]

mods add it to the sound for this server please

[prime python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214679873336115243/1223767243997970492/RDT_20240328_1609256377688985905475898.jpg?ex=661b0d0f&is=6608980f&hm=3c754e9805ca8431b44fd3ab5472aff2d9780d87ce27f8c52a20dff6b1d03f40&

[prime python]

its added in ntts's server

🙏

[harsh minnow]

send ntts meow sound

oh is it

[open pasture]

we need it here

[candid blaze]

That’s creepy asf

[late glen]

can you give me my role?

[viral cape]

When will SoundboardClone feature exist in vencord
Too lazy to make my self rn

[mossy egret]

mb gang, but also @vocal jewel would find it funny

[candid blaze]

[harsh minnow]

how is it creepy

[radiant fable]

add my meowing to the soundboard

[viral cape]

I wonder how many pings @vocal jewel recieves in here on a daily basis

[mossy egret]

@vocal jewel idk

[candid blaze]

WHY ARE DISCORD NOTIFICATION ON MY SPEAKERS

[late glen]

WHERE IS MY ROLE

[open pasture]

@vocal jewel

[candid blaze]

ITS LOUD

[cosmic otter]

don't randomly ping ntts

[open pasture]

i think @jaunty remnant blocked u

[late glen]

what?

why?

[empty tulip]

uh

[open pasture]

dunno

[late glen]

then tell vee to give me the roles

[warm zenith]

that is the correct zeet

[last siren]

@paper gate night night

haiii

[empty tulip]

why's everyone a business man

[viral cape]

100% bet NTTS has some kind of no mentions thing or just ignores it

[marble robin]

hey can someone gift me an avatar deco i kinda wanna get one but im broke rn

[late glen]

no

[viral cape]

ublock origin in vencord when

[warm zenith]

discord fans when i Mark As Read

[open pasture]

use decor plugin

[open pasture]

UWU

[void ivy]

Please do not ping our interns unnecessarily.

They're very busy crunching numbers.

[mossy egret]

time too mass report /j

[radiant fable]

i do this to server pings everyday

[candid blaze]

it’d block all nitro ads

[late glen]

and i am busy giving people help

[candid blaze]

[late glen]

wait what? wheres my role?

[open pasture]

What is the bit right now

[somber leaf]

What are yall doing in the VC

[open pasture]

i think he just hates u

[open pasture]

https://discord.com/invite/H9RdtFVV

[late glen]

dude shut up

[open pasture]

promoting people

[viral cape]

google:

[winter girder]

If you have a problem with our Staff, please reach out to us!

[late glen]

tr0ll keeps saying false information to me

[viral cape]

except replace "make sure they get removed after 3 years"