🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[signal rose]

macos and cheese

[paper gate]

ew i dont like super key

command key

its breaking my muscle memory

how

[noble quest]

Dead internet theory. Vencord is a bunch of self-bots

[rain coral]

wrong

[fickle cosmos]

me when I use windows instead of macos: jhusdfiasdoif

[paper gate]

mugminky

[fickle cosmos]

i actually like the UI for macos

[rain coral]

vencord is filled with huskbots ✅

[fickle cosmos]

i am so fucking tired

and my back is killing me

But.... whos gonna run my radio

[paper gate]

a

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-25002731

[paper gate]

bwa

[fickle cosmos]

i can't tell if this is a joke or not

it was a joke

i have to cue the songs in myself lol

[fickle cosmos]

0

[paper gate]

I STILL NEED APPLE ID TO USE XCODES

FJBAFBWHFBIUSDBFJSD

i hate apple

i hope they die

[fickle cosmos]

for the experience

[paper gate]

give me your id

[noble quest]

3.745 days

[paper gate]

i beg

[fickle cosmos]

but no

i wanna keep running it

[noble quest]

I have like five old unused Apple IDs

[paper gate]

i literally am unable to register and ive tried everything

[fickle cosmos]

hamburger

[paper gate]

my name is on some blacklist or something

ill try right now

[noble quest]

Why do they not like you?

[paper gate]

idk

[open pasture]

i am made out of enzymes that turn food into jet fuel

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056566487327977525/1222037849277202523/helicopter-1.gif

[open pasture]

soon

[paper gate]

nothing

[lusty urchin]

@paper gate

[noble quest]

He wrote code in java

[paper gate]

every damn time

Yesss

ive done it all

[fickle cosmos]

at least no one has reviewed me on this account

[sudden sun]

cant fucking sleep

woe

[fickle cosmos]

compared to @open pasture

[noble quest]

[e-mail]
ilikemen123

[fickle cosmos]

same

dsfasdif

[paper gate]

i hate apple

hav

no

[sudden sun]

@wide leaf

[noble quest]

@paper gate are you registering on the website or on your vm

[paper gate]

both

neither work

if i do in vm i get a verification code

i click verify

i go login

and it says

doesnt exist

yes

[mossy egret]

ip grabber

[paper gate]

okay

they even ignored my support email

so bad

no

[mossy egret]

idk, i just say that to every link i see, figured one of these days I’ll be right

[rain coral]

change identities ✅

[noble quest]

Why won't bitwarden let me take a screenshot on mobile

[paper gate]

secure flag

its intentional

[rain coral]

you can disable it

[lusty urchin]

@shadow owl

[noble quest]

gn

I eep now

[stone owl]

🇹🇷

[paper gate]

https://www.reddit.com/r/applehelp/comments/17zawel/comment/kbphqn0/?utm_name=web3xcss oh how convenient

apple is a joke

nop

waste of money

not worth

$60000

nop

[open pasture]

i have 2 dollar

[graceful radish]

how do i make my nas serve public files

the nas is within a vpn so

oh wait

where am i even asking this to

[paper gate]

i have 3 dolar

nop

[wheat ledge]

discord has a menu where u can see ur notifications

its somewhere on the top right on desktop i think unless im misremembering

[hollow jackal]

yea this thing

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn will you help me

[fallow pawn]

With what

[paper gate]

apple id
can I dm you

[fallow pawn]

what?

[open pasture]

each valerie will be sent to your mail with 20kg of packing peanuts included

[open pasture]

nop

[near ravine]

!

[paper gate]

i eat packing peanuts

[near ravine]

arent those toxic

[open pasture]

nom nom nom

[near ravine]

valley

i am skipping math :blobcatcozy

[paper gate]

i thought they were specifically made to be nontoxic

[near ravine]

HORORR

[paper gate]

@wide leaf

[last sky]

i blinked and then they added numbers to math

society is collapsing

[near ravine]

nop

[last sky]

exactly what i said
i closed my eyes for a second and now math has numbers

[paper gate]

I'm eepy @near ravine

[near ravine]

same

im skipping math so im just sittin on my chair for now

will need to go get ready soon enough

[paper gate]

soon

[last sky]

what the hell is this

solve for £_’+[£]{*}^|%#[>[++}#¥&1$:):):$-&@€

oh

[near ravine]

TAKE MYM MONEY

[near ravine]

@paper gate

fix

[paper gate]

soon

[paper gate]

eep

[near ravine]

thanks

you've fixed it

[upbeat summit]

https://media.defense.gov/2024/Mar/08/2003409233/-1/-1/0/DOPSR-CLEARED-508-COMPLIANT-HRRV1-08-MAR-2024-FINAL.PDF

goodnight everyone

[hollow jackal]

its somewhere in discords new mobile ui

i have old ui so i cant show you where it is on the new one bwa

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow pawn]

i wish i had thr courage to play games

[elder geyser]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hjnvcbdl18o

what would u do in this situation

[odd wave]

cry

[elder geyser]

the end of the vm makes it sound like you jumped out the plane

[open pasture]

I did

i don't even need a parachute i hit the ground and the ground recognizes real and takes all of the shock away from me

HI BOP

R U FREE NOW

im waiting for u to log on minecraft

and lets use jenny mod

bleh u ghosted me for 2 day

[next warren]

real

[open pasture]

add me u

[next warren]

hi bop hi troll

[open pasture]

im ur opp

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

hi fawn

[next warren]

what

[open pasture]

im ur opp

[open pasture]

wrong reply >.<

[next warren]

im ur opp

[open pasture]

im ur opp

oopposition

[next warren]

insane

[open pasture]

explosion

this chick is so hot it will fry ur eyes

chomik

[next warren]

@hollow jackal im ur opp

[hollow jackal]

opp?

[paper gate]

EVIL

[next warren]

im ur opp

[runic crater]

chomik

[open pasture]

chomik

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008029039736401952/1222083781972725801/20240321_174733.jpg

[graceful radish]

TRUENASSCALE WEBDAV WHY NO BIGGER 1GB UPLOAD WHAT IS WRONG WITH UUUUUUUUUUUUU

[dire bison]

yall love america yet https://vxtwitter.com/BNONews/status/1772515766929097088

truly putting the fuck you baltimore in big bill hell's

[graceful radish]

"why does the bridge easily collapse"

[dire bison]

idk

something they never check this garbage lmao

[pine ginkgo]

Bridge collapses

[graceful radish]

the way bridges worj

if u remove a part

[fair zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-24167864

[pine ginkgo]

Like the osu song galaxy collapses lol osu reference 727

[graceful radish]

the entire thing falls down

[fair zodiac]

Only one some types of bridges

[dense phoenix]

@cerulean lance

[graceful radish]

oh ye

[fair zodiac]

i think cable bridges would stay partially up

(but probably not for long)

[graceful radish]

suspended cable bridges would be less affected

but even then the imbalance

those bridge wouldn't really collapse because of a severed segment

[dense phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1219646017926987937.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[fair zodiac]

lmao

ping jumpscare

[graceful radish]

but that ones a truss bridge

whoop

[fair zodiac]

that bridge looked like it used itself as support

so yeah

no way that one was gonna stay up AT ALL

[pine ginkgo]

Supercell?

[fair zodiac]

project supercell

roblox game

[elder geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1217110775601172591.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=viggy

[fair zodiac]

Okay so

Apparently the ship lost power

regained power

turned

and then hit the bridge

insane.

[graceful radish]

no backup power?

[open pasture]

Put a backup boat with power in there

[odd wave]

Holy chute .

Guys can smomelbe

[dire bison]

wild

[graceful radish]

yes, quite literally

[balmy rover]

Wanna play clash of clans?

Supercell

Morning

[steep spire]

My keyboard costed around 120$ about 21 years ago.

[steep spire]

What anime is this

[open pasture]

...

[steep spire]

Sorry dude i dont watch anime besides JJK

[open pasture]

it's persona

it's a game

[steep spire]

Oh yeah i played the 5th one

Actually

Is it persona 3 or 4 remake or something

[cerulean lance]

I hope you slip and fall while you have 700 knives in your hands

[open pasture]

persona 3 reload

[steep spire]

What knives we talking

[steep spire]

I was almost right lol

[cerulean lance]

big steak knives

they also explode when they come in contact with skin

[steep spire]

Thats hard to carry but possible if all of them would be in a box or taped together

[steep spire]

1 touches the skin and chain reaction?

Thats a cool idea

[mild granite]

i installed linux again

feels better icl

[fair zodiac]

https://fxtwitter.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1772539119261929908/video/2

[steep spire]

You used windows or something?

[mild granite]

i used windows, but also linux a lot

[steep spire]

My condolences

[golden marlin]

everyone did, at some point

[cerulean lance]

the amount of windowss installed on pcs around the world is directly equivalent to the amount of ammunition Russia has
if you want Ukraine to win you have to install linux

[wheat ledge]

i use windows and it works great for me

[golden marlin]

true, listen to this person, they kid you not

[steep spire]

I use it too but thats cuz some programs and games dont really work on linux 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Dual boot it is

[wheat ledge]

the wonders of modern day software

[steep spire]

Windows is good if all the bloat ware is taken out of it honestly

And most people dont care if they have cortana installed or not

[wheat ledge]

isnt that what the ltsc versions are for

ive never tried them but i remember people saying those are good

[golden marlin]

I disrespect every piece of proprietary software

Anyways

[wheat ledge]

thats stupid tbh

[golden marlin]

It's not, I still use those

[steep spire]

I dont understand how they can sell windows without registry. You need to have windows pro to use it or something and its weird

[elder geyser]

why are you on discord

[golden marlin]

If a have a choice to pick an opensource app over a proprietary one, I will choose the former

[steep spire]

You can install it but its not gonna have some features

[golden marlin]

There is no good Discord alternative

[wheat ledge]

that is weird yeah

[steep spire]

Windows 10 slaps tho without all the shit

[wheat ledge]

im still on windows 10 its good

i cant upgrade to 11 cuz my motherboard doesnt support the tpm version it needs lol

[steep spire]

Thing is that it would totally run on it possibly

[wheat ledge]

it would

[steep spire]

Without all the spyware anything can run it

[wheat ledge]

i just dont trust microsoft not pushing out an update one day thats fucky with older hardware like that

[steep spire]

anything*

*Not everything

[wheat ledge]

its not worth the risk for me to upgrade to the os filled with ai shit

[median owl]

+ CLAN_SETUP_TAG_HELP_TEXT: "Maxmimum 4 characetrs, alphabet (A-Z) and numbers only"```
that is crazy

characetrs

[steep spire]

They should just kept updating win10

[wheat ledge]

they were doing that and then pushed a broken update they never fixed 🙏

[steep spire]

Windows 10 is like windows 7 that grew up overtime

Its almost perfect at its current state imo

[steep spire]

Won't fix it after the 2025 or something

[wheat ledge]

idk

the problem of the update is that it tries to install to a partition on ur system thats typically too small

so it just fails while trying to install it every time

microsoft gave out instructions on how to fix it but its a fuck ton of cmd commands the average person wont understand

and i never bothered doing it because why should i

[exotic cosmos]

i love it when my class full of 19/20yo adults can't stop themselves from fucking screaming and being loud every single break

[wheat ledge]

they fucked it up, not me, so they should fix it

[steep spire]

Did you try fixing the system32 files?

[wheat ledge]

system32 files?

[steep spire]

Like that should be the only thing that would fix it honestly...

Yeah just running a cmd command

[wheat ledge]

i dont remember hearing anything about that

[steep spire]

Forgot ehat it is

It like diagnoses the problems with the corrupt system files and repairs them

[wheat ledge]

no the way to fix that update is that u need to expand the like windows recovery partition to be bigger

thats what the cmd commands are for

because the bitlocker update tries to download to that partition

[steep spire]

God damn... For an average person that be like hacking into a mainframe or something

[wheat ledge]

it is, which is why i find it dumb that microsoft just told people to do that and then never pushed a fix for it

[steep spire]

Thats why i quit university to pursue my career with no kids

[wheat ledge]

this update got released in january lol

[steep spire]

I didnt update my windows for like uhhh

1 and a half years? So i sure hope nothing bad is going to happen to me

If now ill want to update ill probably fuck myself over

[fair zodiac]

uh

it auto updated while your computer was sleeping

lol

windows updates automatically if you don't do anything

(and you can't disable that without 3rd party software)

[steep spire]

Well no. I blocked the Microsoft addresses from my network so it doesnt know there is an update anyways

[fair zodiac]

oh

[steep spire]

Lmao

I dont want to have an update that ruins something on there

I treat it like updating a BIOS

If it works why update it

Right?

[hollow jackal]

windows 10 has gotten far better since 1507 i wouldnt recommend that version

[fair zodiac]

they said 1 and a half years

they're on 21h2 or 22h2

[steep spire]

Yeah about

Ill check which one i got sec

[fair zodiac]

probably

[hollow jackal]

i was perfectly fine with 20h2 lol

[fair zodiac]

Windows 10 hasn't changed since version 2004

well except for the stupid windows 11 app backports they're doing on 22h2 now

[cerulean lance]

can your "windows" run on a printer motherboard????

[steep spire]

This

[cerulean lance]

Windows hasn't changed since 2004

[golden marlin]

you windows fans embarrass me

[steep spire]

atm on 22h2 19045.2486

[fair zodiac]

ok that's just untrue

[hollow jackal]

i mean windows 11 is just reskinned windows 10 which is reskinned windows 8 which is reskinned windows 7 which is

[steep spire]

2023-01-10 science last update

[fair zodiac]

show winver when

wait

[steep spire]

used it yeah

[fair zodiac]

no perms

[cerulean lance]

the only thing im a fan of about windows is torturing bill gates

[steep spire]

you got no perms what 😭

cant any user use it

[fair zodiac]

Bill gates leaving is what caused windows 8 and everything after

[steep spire]

nerd emoji gif

[fair zodiac]

iirc

[cerulean lance]

bill gates shouldnt have made windows

[wheat ledge]

cry about it i can update my os without it fully bricking randomly

[cerulean lance]

now he will pay for it with his blood

[golden marlin]

me too so what

[steep spire]

this

[wheat ledge]

shoutouts to arch btw

[steep spire]

updating linux isnt that hard guys

[steep spire]

arch isnt that hard guys!!! !!

[cerulean lance]

windows users when someone asks them to make another point except "linux is hard"

[golden marlin]

fr

[wheat ledge]

they like a few days ago pushed out an update that broke some peoples installs

because they straight up just didnt include stuff

[steep spire]

the worst thing imo that windows can do better is run executables with no problems 🤓

[cerulean lance]

smelly nerds

[steep spire]

or just use wine

or a vm

rofl

[small compass]

elaborate

[cerulean lance]

you didnt get the reference did you

[wheat ledge]

linux isnt hard some distros just decide to tell u to go fuck urself sometimes when updating

[steep spire]

I did not a single bit

[cerulean lance]

few weeks ago some rando went to github subreddit and called everyone a "smelly nerd" because a pythoin project didnt have exes

[steep spire]

oh yeah I found it

there is a whole reddit for it LOL

[cerulean lance]

https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1at9br4/i_am_new_to_github_and_i_have_lots_to_say/

[steep spire]

LOL

[small compass]

XD

[steep spire]

mod getting 1 upvote is sad

[small compass]

why does it have 4.5K upvotes?

[steep spire]

its funny thats why

and ppl are making fun of them

[wheat ledge]

i get somewhat why someone would be annoyed but god damn lol

[cerulean lance]

github (tool for developers)
look inside
code

[steep spire]

wiki how to clone a repository on windows with github

[cerulean lance]

even if they did do you think they could figure out how to open the cmd and run python main.py

[steep spire]

I doubt rof

rofl

[small compass]

and the thing is he didn't even have to think to get what he wanted he just had to follow the instructions

[steep spire]

thats a cool program ngl

being able to find usernames across social networks is cool

[small compass]

why python though 🤔

[golden marlin]

stalkers eww goddam jeebz

[steep spire]

bc its the easiest to code in and thats what a lot of people and novices use

[small compass]

I thought that was scratch

[cobalt rapids]

kids these days... you know my dad didn't know what an exe is

[steep spire]

cant relate 🤓

[small compass]

python sucks it has close to no features

[cobalt rapids]

he was a Mac user.... with a Mac plus

[steep spire]

tbh that wouldnt be that hard to turn into a executable and add a gui but the devs just didnt care.

[steep spire]

cant relate

[steep spire]

thats why you have extensions for

[hollow jackal]

wait i just learned asahi linux runs on m2

[steep spire]

any linux can run on the m2 cuz mac is a linux under all of their stuff

so thats cool af

[small compass]

you could also just use a proper lang like beeflang for example

[steep spire]

no 🤓

[hollow jackal]

mac isnt a linux xd

[steep spire]

ok true its based on linux tho

[hollow jackal]

based on unix*

[pine ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/btmc-fall-epic-beasttrollmc-gif-20101781

[steep spire]

ok thats true LOL I am not into macs and i got no clue about them so

my bad

[bold wren]

oajsdhufkljbzsdjhkfbihihhweiuhr

[steep spire]

woof

[small compass]

why not, it'll be a lot easier, a lot faster, and a lot more maintainable than extending a language (didn't know python had that btw, still can't think it to be useful because of maintainability)

no doesn't seam to have an offical system for that

you lied

[steep spire]

its supposed to be easy to read

[steep spire]

what system

[small compass]

extending the lang

[steep spire]

i mean i typed no bc i got no clue

[steep spire]

its a library

called an "extension module"

[small compass]

🇬🇧 >>

[steep spire]

english is hard yeah

[cobalt rapids]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_SOS

this is what pre osx mac os is based on

[small compass]

I can't see how libs help a lang to have more features

[steep spire]

my shit thats 40 years ago

[cobalt rapids]

yeah....

there was still computers then

[cerulean lance]

SOS
even the operating system itself is begging for help

[cobalt rapids]

or to be visited by an alien an esper and a time traveller

[steep spire]

python is supposed to be easy to use and adding features that wont really help a lot are not needed

[small compass]

thing is python is missing features that would help soooo much

like interfaces

[steep spire]

libraries extend the usability of python

[steep spire]

well yeah... thats true

[small compass]

libs can't add abstraction concepts and syntactical stuff

[steep spire]

I dont really use interfaces so I dont wanna talk about something i have so little knowledge in LOL

[cobalt rapids]

sometimes i appreciate a language that doesn't make you learn a whole new dsl for every new library or data format that gets popular...

[open pasture]

Hello

[steep spire]

you probably can implement an interface in python or anything for that matter but it would take some more work probably

idk 🤷‍♂️

[next warren]

yop

[next warren]

hi

[open pasture]

What's up

[next warren]

floor

[steep spire]

four

guys what do you think about a snare

[eager marsh]

its good

i love me a snare while making a music

[steep spire]

I am making one rn

[eager marsh]

do you need a Snare

[steep spire]

depends what snare it is

[eager marsh]

i ghave all snare

[steep spire]

I mean I have all of my snares

[eager marsh]

snare

[steep spire]

ew I hate that trappy snare

I make dubstep (good music)

[eager marsh]

Ok . another Snare

[steep spire]

not a good snare

[eager marsh]

bwaaa

[steep spire]

what

[eager marsh]

gec snare :3

[steep spire]

ehhhh its alright tbh

[eager marsh]

ploinky Snare

[steep spire]

ooo thats a cool one

I got lots of these types

[eager marsh]

boomy snar

[steep spire]

ehhh too much lows and muddy in the 500hz

nothing an eq cant fix tho

[eager marsh]

how do you know the exact frequencies...

[steep spire]

I been producing for like 9 years or something

[eager marsh]

woagh.,...

only 4 years forme

[real skiff]

t

[steep spire]

show ur stuff

[eager marsh]

thisis most of my good stuff i think

(loud)

[steep spire]

god damn better than 99% of all producers

like honestly I feel like most people who make music make terrible beats

the fucking notification sound

on 51

god damn

LOL

[eager marsh]

thank you ...

i have no music education at all i just put random stuff until it sounds good

[steep spire]

few tutorials on music theory and some time in a daw would be enough for you LOL

[eager marsh]

no like i know a bit of music theory stuff still but yeagh

[steep spire]

and thats enough to make great music

[eager marsh]

tyty this means a lot to me ... i dont know that many ppl that like my music sicne its rlly loud and chaotic

[jaunty trellis]

[errant chasm]

[sturdy cradle]

[fair zodiac]

no it isn't?

it's based on the lisa os

[cobalt rapids]

which is based on SOS

[fair zodiac]

wait that is?

Based, in part, on elements from the Apple III SOS operating system released three years earlier,

oh.

[cobalt rapids]

no UNIX base and in fact the lack of multi processing capability became an issue for competing with them

[fair zodiac]

classic macos also had horrible memory management

[keen junco]

https://twitter.com/NekoMichiUBC/status/1772362293096923473

NekoMichi (@NekoMichiUBC) on X

After years of complaints, Nintendo finally partnered up with Apple's hardware engineering team to fix Switch JoyCon drift.

#AlternateTimelineApple #AlternateTimelineNintendo

Twitter · Mar 25, 2024, 8:37 PM

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[keen junco]

https://www.canva.com/newsroom/news/affinity/

[blazing wagon]

bad

alternative of photoshop will be dead

[somber leaf]

Honestly this timeline is better than what we have rn

[glass shell]

hi all

[small compass]

alternative of photoshop is krita not canva

[glass shell]

we have splatoon in this timeline sooo

[blazing wagon]

im talking about affinity photo

[fair zodiac]

real

[hollow jackal]

my switch with splatoon 3 gathering dust (i havent turned it on in like 2 years):

[glass shell]

i haven't played sploon 3 in a while too but a white boy video essay made me want to play it again

[fair zodiac]

so

what's gonna happen to affinity then

[hollow jackal]

infinite white boy video essay factor

[glass shell]

ive been playing splatoon since the first one and

splatoon 3 was kinda disappointing after a while

i like the new stuff but the maps feel

bland

the weapon kits aren't that good compared to the last 2 games

[hollow jackal]

i bought it prerelease and even got access early bc of jp region

[glass shell]

so im forced to use shooters even though im a brush main

[hollow jackal]

got bored really fast tho

[hollow jackal]

im a former octobrush main in sp2

[glass shell]

i played splatoon 3 testfire

like the entirety of it

[hollow jackal]

me too

[glass shell]

i did nothing but train

before it happened

because i hadn't launched splatoon in a while

and it made me rediscover the games

splatoon 1 like

[hollow jackal]

is octobrush gameplay still spam ZR in front of everyone

[glass shell]

brought back a shit ton of memories

[glass shell]

no it has more finesse

[glass shell]

and splatoon 2 even more

splatoon 1 is essentially the reason for my trans awakening because squid girls give me gender envy for whatever reason but

[somber leaf]

Most likely have splatoon in that time line too. AirPods would be the only thing they use tho

[ornate orbit]

I kinda want to get into Splatoon, but the controller shooter controls will probably kill me

[hollow jackal]

splatoon controls are really good

[glass shell]

it has odd controls but you'll get used to it

you'll see it's more of a strength if anything

[hollow jackal]

also don't be insane and use motion aim i will actually kill you if you prefer that

[glass shell]

i use motion aim

[hollow jackal]

death

[glass shell]

sad emoji

stick is too slow

doesn't give me enough control

while im an octobrush main im also a splooshomatic main

[hollow jackal]

is that the washing machine one

[glass shell]

no

that's the shooter where you have to be one asshair away from someone for shots to hit them

[hollow jackal]

oh its this

[glass shell]

best weapon in the game

[hollow jackal]

[somber leaf]

I don’t play splatoon

[glass shell]

let me get a clip of mine

[hollow jackal]

lol

i remember the stamp thing being stupidly op in sp2

[glass shell]

they nerfed it to death in splat 3 it's practically useless except in very specific situations like this one

[errant chasm]

meow

[glass shell]

singlehandedly wiping a team feels awesome

[hollow jackal]

i can only do well in splatoon if the other team has severe brain damage

maybe i do wanna play sp3 again

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/iliekcomputers/status/1772493917725888613

[jaunty trellis]

[somber leaf]

“I can only do good if the other team is bad”

[hollow jackal]

yop

[keen junco]

So real

[glass shell]

im pretty okay at the game

[digital kettle]

can we get a boo for dan everybody

[next warren]

boo

[golden marlin]

AAAA

[next warren]

he could have chosen 4, but he only picked 1, like a boringass Dan

[warped fossil]

How useful would a "sort server list by how often you visit servers" plugin be to you guys?
I made one but am curious about if it would be useful to people other than me

how it works: #🧩-plugin-development message

[open pasture]

use the read all plugin seems like you need it

[marble robin]

how do you donate

to vencord

[keen junco]

For once a good take https://twitter.com/pokimanelol/status/1772324766269239485

pokimane (@pokimanelol) on X

meowing is hot idc

Twitter · Mar 25, 2024, 6:08 PM

[cursive nest]

[marble robin]

u can get profile decorations without nitro?>

[cursive nest]

someone gifted it to me

[marble robin]

damnnn

nice

[cursive nest]

and yes

its just cheaper if you have nitro iirc

[marble robin]

how much is it

if u dont

oh

[sudden sun]

meow

[marble robin]

not taht expensive

its doable

[hollow jackal]

waow

[hollow jackal]

the link in this message #faq message

[marble robin]

me uwu

[marble robin]

alr ty

[warm cradle]

[fallow pawn]

4am

I so eep

[cursive nest]

19:26

[marble robin]

same

where u from

[golden marlin]

1:27 pm

[cursive nest]

utc+8

[marble robin]

where from

[open pasture]

@jaunty remnant am I bitch

[sudden sun]

meow

[open pasture]

nya

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun

[sudden sun]

[open pasture]

South east Asia! 🫡🤝

[next warren]

[keen junco]

HOLY SHIT YES

[dusky forge]

A

[warped fossil]

Hemlo long time no see

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-atsume-cat-kitty-neko-atsume-vr-speech-bubble-gif-25743386

[open pasture]

vencord

[golden marlin]

true tho

[keen junco]

venuncord

[cerulean lance]

ok so i have this anime plot

chengiz chan - chengiz khan but in a highschool

[open pasture]

He is going to make his class take over the country

[novel shore]

ew yt drama

[open pasture]

With only 52 fighters

💀

[eager marsh]

bwaa

[raw panther]

bwaa

[dusty goblet]

[small compass]

[keen junco]

no this is just destroying theo

theo is a prick

[candid blaze]

🐹

[candid blaze]

what did that guy do

[keen junco]

have shit takes

[open pasture]

I had a dream

That I was hugged

felt real but wasn’t

[candid blaze]

I once had a dream that felt so real, I slept inside that dream after a long day then I slept inside that other dream

[golden marlin]

damnn

[keen junco]

like idk how to describe this but theo always has the absolutely worst takes that new unexperienced devs pick up

and then see as the definite truth for software development

and all his content is basically just reading other people's articles and technical writeups

[open pasture]

that just sounds like reaction content

wh

[dusky forge]

I haven't had dreams in years

[open pasture]

:3

[keen junco]

he also makes normal programming videos

but idk he's like low budget version of primeagen

also like

[open pasture]

OH

I heard about this guy

darkviperau has made a mini series now debunking(?) this guy

[hollow jackal]

darkviperau used to be the gta guy why is he so involved in internet drama now

[open pasture]

he still is the gta guy

[lapis lava]

all yters ended up heavily involved in drama

[hollow jackal]

its unescapable ig

[lapis lava]

YouTube these days is shitty texting shorts
drama
sk.t
askreddit

[open pasture]

askreddit

[open pasture]

holy fuck I need to read context next time I chat here 😔

I didn’t realize marvin already went over dvpau’s video

[hollow jackal]

before seeing this thumbnail i never realised he had blue eyes

[open pasture]

really blue eyes

[keen junco]

yes

[open pasture]

based as fuck marvin

[raw panther]

how is yearning fun

or does that word have a definition I'm not aware of

[lapis lava]

i was wondering if cta liked girls

[hollow jackal]

cta is insane

[lapis lava]

if i did this as a guy i would be jumped

vencord users have girlfriends???

how

[raw panther]

I want a girlfriend but my wife probably wouldn't approve

[open pasture]

Fair enough

[open pasture]

Just don't tell your wife

You don't know what they want

[lost galleon]

i just kneed a wall so hard by accident on my way passed

it feels like i'm goiung to vomit

[quiet cipher]

I'm here for the nitro

[lapis lava]

fakenitro

[quiet cipher]

Yuh

[small compass]

not real nitro

it's fake

[open pasture]

Idk

[small compass]

they're no nitro giveaways here

[quiet cipher]

Still

[lost galleon]

Hm.

A weakness.

[lapis lava]

too small
can't read

[candid blaze]

Wrong..

[raw panther]

fix the second row images leaking out from top

[small compass]

skill issue

[lost galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091518775297323099/1127292924078608464/attachment.gif

[candid blaze]

my fault gang

[open pasture]

attachment.gif

[lost galleon]

attachment.gif is right

[small compass]

♻️

[golden kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059457726423511100/1222142446218252379/3FFs0iU.gif

[candid blaze]

uhhhh i dont know if I am a girl

[fallow pawn]

cta

[exotic cosmos]

honkai mentioned ?

[fallow pawn]

cat

but spelt wrong

[golden kiln]

who is ready to get honkai star railed

[candid blaze]

figures

[fallow pawn]

is this bingo

[exotic cosmos]

im in highschool id rather kms than go uni

[glass shell]

looked at this clip a few times and i just realized it was splat 3 clip

[candid blaze]

i am in high school i wanna go to uni

[lapis lava]

same

[steep spire]

theyre 20 in highschool?!?!

what the hell is that

[glass shell]

it's just that it was probably early sploon 3 so i was playing like i did in splatoon 2

[candid blaze]

failing two grades be like

[exotic cosmos]

we start hs at 15/16 here and the type i went to lasts four years so some of us are 20 this year yes

[candid blaze]

WHAT

[steep spire]

god damn

[exotic cosmos]

we have majors in hs

[candid blaze]

four years of high school

what the fuck

[glass shell]

in france you're in school until you're dead

[glass shell]

is that like surprising?

[exotic cosmos]

like im in hs but im studying graphic design

[median owl]

hello chat

[candid blaze]

yeah

[glass shell]

it's same thing for me

[candid blaze]

We got three only here

never more than three

[glass shell]

im gonna be in highschool until im 23

[median owl]

!!!

[glass shell]

it's just higher studies but it's located within the highschool

[steep spire]

i think thats normal but starting highschool at 16 is interesting

[exotic cosmos]

some schools here have three years as well but theyre usually for manual jobs like baking/cooking/mechanics etc

[keen junco]

you are now

[steep spire]

like i started highschool when i was 13 so like i finished it when I was 17

[median owl]

longest email possible

[glass shell]

YOU CAN DO THAT??((

[candid blaze]

I started at 15 and became 16 in the middle of the year

[median owl]

yes you can use domains as an email

[candid blaze]

We start HS at 15/16 here

[steep spire]

that is interesting af

[candid blaze]

so I’ll finish it at 18

[stark herald]

can i have noreply /j

[exotic cosmos]

we have 5 years of primary school and 4 years of "middle school" (we actually just go all 9 years w the same class usually in the same school and 6-9th grade is just called "second degree" primary school)

[steep spire]

umbreon pfp

[next warren]

im uninstalling urban plugin

[candid blaze]

I would never study in America, costs too high ffs

[stark herald]

6 years primary 4 years highschool wher i live

[exotic cosmos]

this is why id rather die than go to uni ive already been in school for 13 years

[stark herald]

im about to fail 10th grade :3

[exotic cosmos]

how ..

[candid blaze]

here we start school at 6 and finish it at 18

[exotic cosmos]

i never studied a day in my life and i never failed

[candid blaze]

[exotic cosmos]

well yea we start at 7 and finish at 19

[somber leaf]

Same, either I just get a topic or I don’t

[stark herald]

im stupit >~<

[exotic cosmos]

only thing i ever "studied" for is math

[candid blaze]

Same actually

[exotic cosmos]

and by that i mean i learned one formula so i get the lowest passing grade so i dont fail

[somber leaf]

I remember especially in math our teachers would give us work sheets to practice doing some operation on to study with and I’d always fine them annoying

[candid blaze]

even thought I should review stuff for uni in the future, I never did (yet)

[steep spire]

like I had 8 years of primary school (started when I was like 6) and then high school when youre 14 but I skipped a grade by accident

[candid blaze]

School is just too easy

[exotic cosmos]

school isnt abt being smart tbh its abt memorizin

memorizing

[steep spire]

that is trippy

[candid blaze]

^

[next warren]

maybe stop putting >~< in every essay you submit, might just fix your issue

[steep spire]

O~O

[stark herald]

neverrr >:3

[exotic cosmos]

erm what the fwip

[frail plover]

is vencord installer broken right now

[steep spire]

no

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-best-friends-gif-24860485

[frail plover]

wht

[sand citrus]

then forgetting 99% of it once school/the exam u studied for ends

[soft wadi]

id like to keep telling myself that im not the one thats dumb, economics is

[candid blaze]

await

wait

[exotic cosmos]

me when i have to turn in an essay thats worth 75% of my grade but i accidentally hit the teacher with the :3

[steep spire]

this isnt support

[next warren]

awesome

[candid blaze]

Do you call your teachers by their first name?

[stark herald]

i never remember my teachers names

[exotic cosmos]

hell no

[stark herald]

i just call them teacher

[exotic cosmos]

if u did that here youd be shot in the head

[stark herald]

idek any of my current teachers' names

[exotic cosmos]

even if u call them by their last name its kinda weird

[candid blaze]

I guess that’s just uncommon outside South America then

Here in Brazil we are so close to our teachers lol

[exotic cosmos]

ur supposed to refer to them as miss/mr teacher

[candid blaze]

They’re like our friends

[candid blaze]

horror

[exotic cosmos]

its not rly that hard in czech

[fickle cosmos]

uosdfhasdof

[exotic cosmos]

doesnt sound as bad

[soft wadi]

me when i left the exam worth 30% of my grade blank

[exotic cosmos]

id feel weird calling my teachers by their names honestly

[soft wadi]

me when im supposed to be revising right now

goodbye

[exotic cosmos]

except the few that are only like 5-10 years older than us

[candid blaze]

I always put the weirdest names in school Kahoots

[stark herald]

good luck sho

[candid blaze]

I always win all of them btw lol

[next warren]

its completely the other way around here lol

[candid blaze]

it’s funny

[sand citrus]

if teachers were like friends here then maybe school wouldn't just be suffering

[candid blaze]

perhaps

[median owl]

I am stupid

[candid blaze]

We suffer here because our education is ass

[median owl]

I accidentally went into #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 and did vns

[steep spire]

gootentag

goodentag

goopentag

[median owl]

guten*

[candid blaze]

guten tag Ich bin homosexuell

[median owl]

hallo homosexuell, ich bin bims

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[candid blaze]

nop i dont speak German

[median owl]

you just did

you are german now

[candid blaze]

nop

[median owl]

i said so

[paper gate]

hi lvy

[candid blaze]

i hope I can move to either Netherlands, Denmark, or Germany one day

hi zt

[stark herald]

im watching

[golden marlin]

based

[stark herald]

you're going to london

[candid blaze]

NEVER IN MY LIFE

[lapis lava]

i am in zt walls

[stark herald]

zt's phone will suddenly install vendroid

[lapis lava]

VendroidEnhanced

not stock vendroid

[candid blaze]

QUIT BEING HUSKABLE

[paper gate]

evil

[lapis lava]

how

[stark herald]

@candid blaze se acerca

[candid blaze]

vou acercar caralho nenhum viu

[pine ginkgo]

chomiK!!!!!!

[lapis lava]

si tu quieres bailar

[stark herald]

im illegal in your country @candid blaze

;(

[somber leaf]

More likely to get stabbed in London then be shot in America

[pine ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-sigma-cat-cat-animal-chad-gif-11027987151076714243

[lapis lava]

[pine ginkgo]

NOOOOOOO

[somber leaf]

NOO

[pine ginkgo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[somber leaf]

DONT DO IT

[sand citrus]

that's messed up why would they do that

[somber leaf]

You have so much to live for

[sand citrus]

that's not cool

chomik execution

[pine ginkgo]

did you know

that one time

chomikuj got a lawsuit

[lapis lava]

hop on chomik

[sand citrus]

no but it makes sense

[pine ginkgo]

too late

[stark herald]

i want to know

[pine ginkgo]

I think because it holds a bunch of illegal stuff

[stark herald]

anyone wanna go to a hotel together and we get breakfast

[pine ginkgo]

and copyright issues

[next warren]

wow

extreme

[paper gate]

hi four

[pine ginkgo]

Chomikuj almost got shut down

[next warren]

gm zt

[sand citrus]

do I stay with you after I eat or just dip

[lapis lava]

what chninikujj

[paper gate]

eepy

[lapis lava]

what is Chomskyug*

[pine ginkgo]

Chomikchuj

Hamsterdick

[next warren]

ive stolen this video check it out

[stark herald]

you stay

[candid blaze]

WHY

[pine ginkgo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sand citrus]

dumb file hosting site with this as its mascot

[candid blaze]

[sand citrus]

I'm p sure it has like an assistant software thing

polish bonzi buddy

[lapis lava]

its polish

[sand citrus]

but it's chomik

yeah

[lapis lava]

[median owl]

asking ai what ips would taste like, what could go wrong

[lapis lava]

[next warren]

i mean they are not wrong

[pine ginkgo]

yes it's polish bonzi buddy but actually good and safe

[pine ginkgo]

They forgot about TikTok?

[open pasture]

you love it when Elon posts stuff to promote Trump

[sand citrus]

how do u know tho? have security researchers looked into it

[next warren]

elon musk

wtf

[median owl]

I have no idea since I don't use that but they don't have any false infos right? Only shit like dances and "challenges"

[pine ginkgo]

My dad used to have the chomik on his desktop back in 2013 and nothing happened to his pc

[stark herald]

shiggy bonzi buddy when

[median owl]

ai didn't go that far

[sand citrus]

I can have Spyware and see no changes too

[next warren]

is it @elonmusk

[rough dome]

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

[next warren]

hi cutie

[pine ginkgo]

idk the website was trustworthy

and known a lot in Poland

[median owl]

Humanity will never know the taste of subnets 😭

[pine ginkgo]

I doubt it had some kind of spyware

[stark herald]

spyware doesn't do anything why people hate it

[soft wadi]

morning, you should see what i worked on today

[pine ginkgo]

any software can have spyware

no matter if it's a chomik on your desktop or not

[sand citrus]

yeah that's why I'm saying that

[paper gate]

@soft wadi hii

[sand citrus]

just cus anything can have Spyware doesn't make it good lmao

[pine ginkgo]

All I know is that Vencord and Vesktop is a keylogger

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[fallow pawn]

@deep token I made a .app open a cli tool

[fallow pawn]

shes so cute

[soft wadi]

sneak peak

peek

Fuck

Cant even spell PEEK

[paper gate]

hi Sandra

[fallow pawn]

ur right this is peak

[stark herald]

i think i might have a,monster addiction

[soft wadi]

@jaunty remnant guess what for

[median owl]

Vencord is an evil keylogger, Tessie, its fully closed source and not regularly checked by 2 users. Don't use your brain

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[median owl]

Okay then not

[stark herald]

so cute

how did your essay go sho

[stark herald]

or like what you were revising

[paper gate]

fresser

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun thoughts on making a .app that just opens terminal.app

[sudden sun]

why

[fallow pawn]

idk but I just made it

[sudden sun]

lol

why tho

[fallow pawn]

for fun

the script tho

echo "<cli tool with args>" > /tmp/tmp.sh ; chmod +x /tmp/tmp.sh ; open -a Terminal /tmp/tmp.sh ; sleep 2; rm /tmp/tmp.sh

💀

[soft wadi]

What essay

[stark herald]

i meant what were you revising

[sudden sun]

💀

[soft wadi]

macroeconomics

im taking a quick shower to refresh my brain i have the urge to jump out the window

[stark herald]

:c

you got this

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn do you want to work on ddbkit together

[exotic cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-lock-in-locked-in-serious-meme-gif-13189278796605253304

[fallow pawn]

uhmmmm idk

I dont have much of an interest in discord bots

[sudden sun]

o

[exotic cosmos]

chat if he calls me his sweet girl one more time i might be cured

[fallow pawn]

yeah :c

[errant chasm]

[sudden sun]

it ok oomf

[exotic cosmos]

he did

https://tenor.com/view/yuu-girls-last-tour-gif-23612041

mfw

[hollow jackal]

yuu

[exotic cosmos]

girls last tour

peak anime

(theyre gay)

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-gif-19600874

[dusky forge]

[dusty goblet]

@hollow jackal meow

[hollow jackal]

@dusty goblet mewo

[exotic cosmos]

WHY THE FUCK ARE MICROSOFT TEAMS NOTIFS SO LOUD

I GET JUMPSCARED EVERYTIME MY TEACHER MESSAGES ME