🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[mild granite]

i want a medical card so i can just get like

gummies

so i dont have to fuck up my lungs

[lapis lava]

but im saying smoking weed for no reason is retarded

[mild granite]

yeah i dont do it without reason

[lapis lava]

good

[open pasture]

weed smokers be like, ah yes 6:30am, let me smoke and turn into a potato

[lapis lava]

[mild granite]

ive had chronic migraines from a young age, advil, and wearing my glasses dont help

but when i smoked they went away

and my states site says migraines can get a card

[dusty goblet]

i will smoke

[open pasture]

morphine

[dusty goblet]

soon

[lapis lava]

do not

[digital kettle]

they are adding drm to waters now

[lapis lava]

how

explain

(btw poketube is blocked on my school network , so bad)

Water Nitro

[tulip moss]

it explodes inside of you if you pirated the water

[digital kettle]

https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/13/ge_refrigerator_drm_keeps_turning/

[lapis lava]

good
my school just blacklisted every single poke / invidious / piped instace

[rain coral]

thats why they want iot on everything

[lapis lava]

time to host poke.nin0dev.com

[rain coral]

house drm when

[lapis lava]

horror

[lapis lava]

air drm when

[digital kettle]

fun fact

airbnb is adding drm to their bnbs

[mild granite]

if my mom doesnt say yes im gonna kms

bc i miss loads of school bc of this shit

[rain coral]

god i hate greedy companies who make big business with the goal of maximizing profits no matter what it takes

even if its just fucking nonsense

[lapis lava]

that's how economy works this day
sadly

[digital kettle]

its still funny that monopoly was made to show how capitalism was bad

[tulip moss]

john capitalism monopoly

[lapis lava]

monopoly can destroy friendships

[rain coral]

"the free market will vanish those companies who do no good" why are they here then

[dusty goblet]

pro tip: dont have any friendships to begin with

[rain coral]

/pol/?

[mild granite]

guys help me convince my mom to get me fent 🗣️

[rain coral]

brb reading article rn

[real skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stephens-vsauce-mind-on-isolation-gif-26028082

[grim summit]

polyrhythms

[west ore]

indirect display graphics infrastructure

[mild granite]

https://tenor.com/view/fent-up-who-else-up-rn-rn-gif-11018240636435400772

real

[dusty goblet]

@hardy edge lurker

[real skiff]

L

[mild granite]

gotta wait for dono

[hardy edge]

maybe

[real skiff]

@flga give me moderatpr

[lapis lava]

xinto is even more of lurker

oh and aagaming

and synqat

why is half mod team dead

same

i also use the opportunity to ping zt because its funny

[dusty goblet]

@paper gate hi

[lapis lava]

wong will ping zt daily in #😼-daily-funny-cat

#🔔-daily-zt-ping

[real skiff]

why is that getting starred

[west ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb5VE1DmtL8 so allergic they literally panic attack and sudo halt

[real skiff]

vencord sheep

[rain coral]

"Some ******* at GE thought it would be a good idea to include a ******* RFID DRM module in select refrigerators," the unidentified individual wrote, without using the asterisks we've included because online profanity filters are awful.

wonder what they said

[dusty goblet]

bwaa

[lapis lava]

fuckers | fucking

[real skiff]

some rea at ge thought it woul dbe a good idea to include a fucking rfid drm module in select refrigerators

[rain coral]

damn

[real skiff]

retards isnt automodded?

i thought it was

[lapis lava]

nop

especially vee

[mild granite]

fuck every coding language, just literally physically modify your motherboard to make it do what you want 🥱

[dusty goblet]

nini cta

[lapis lava]

good night cta

[dusty goblet]

eep well

[fickle cosmos]

no emoji permissions 🔥

[real skiff]

theyve explicitally stated that they dont like it in the past

[rain coral]

why do i need electricity when i can emulate computers in my brain

[odd wave]

we shouldnt be saying ANY slurs here

[real skiff]

unless thats changed

in which case w

[mild granite]

real

[odd wave]

Me cheiwng on the sides of my mouth

[glossy swallow]

why do parentheses make the compiler cry

[fickle cosmos]

ANY slurs

[lapis lava]

idk

[odd wave]

HOLY CRAPOLIOS....................................................................... IS THAT............................................

[lapis lava]

what are these ==

[rain coral]

cannot flirt
can say slurs

something is being cooked in here

[lapis lava]

just use normal ==

[mild granite]

love typescript

[glossy swallow]

💀

[odd wave]

theyve censored us

[fickle cosmos]

why is your = being conencted 🗿

[glossy swallow]

this is typescript

[odd wave]

we need yuri pictures i wawa

[glossy swallow]

you use ===

[mild granite]

typescripts point is types

[lapis lava]

check out Hop on Vencord thread

[fickle cosmos]

why is your === being connected.

[glossy swallow]

font

[mild granite]

i use the same font

lmao

i love that font

[lapis lava]

font so bad
use comic sans

[glossy swallow]

it's jetbrains mono

it looks cool

[mild granite]

oh really?

i use cascadia code

[lapis lava]

i use comic sans ms
so good font

[real skiff]

minecraftia

[fickle cosmos]

give font

[rain coral]

=>

[stark herald]

im guessing it can no longer identify value as string

[glossy swallow]

the point is this works

if (typeof value === "string") {
        do_thing_with_string(value);
}

but this doesn't

if ((typeof value) === "string") {
        do_thing_with_string(value);
}

[lapis lava]

why would you put parentheses

[glossy swallow]

(typeof value) === "string" returns the exact same result

[stark herald]

maybe youre supposed to use the one without parentheses

[mild granite]

that is indeed a typescript moment

sometimes js/ts are stupid

[glossy swallow]

it should make no difference 😭

[fickle cosmos]

wrong

[glossy swallow]

and it doesn't at runtime

[fickle cosmos]

i have never used #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[rain coral]

((string) === string)

[lapis lava]

do what compiler says
always

[lapis lava]

same, real ones fix problems themselves

[mild granite]

nah just // @ts-ignore

[glossy swallow]

the compiler says that the value is not a string

[lapis lava]

oh and are able to read a faq

[mild granite]

the compiler is missing a chromosome

[stark herald]

does this work @glossy swallow

let a = typeof value;
if (a === "string")

[west ore]

roblox devs are fuwwies (why is "fuwwy".replace(/w/r/g) banned) (c++) and min_one_of(trans, plural) (rust)

[stark herald]

i don't think that's valid regex

[mild granite]

ill do it for fent

[glossy swallow]

it doesn't

so i guess they do a really primitive check

[west ore]

m neither

[sly spear]

I think i just had a stroke

[rain coral]

if it does work at runtime its because javascript will do everything in its power to run code no matter what you send to it

[west ore]

"fuwwy" but replace all w with r

[stark herald]

mm i guess so, maybe otherwise they'd be pointlessly using up resources just to check if it's a string

[rain coral]

thats why you can do jsfuck

[stark herald]

when sane code just does

sane stuff

[west ore]

node < /dev/uwurandom

[real skiff]

@glossy swallow is there a limit on hopw many times i can change my role colour

[west ore]

:3

[stark herald]

2.1

[glossy swallow]

vee might block you

🤷‍♀️

if you spam them lmao

[paper gate]

@stark herald I see you

[glossy swallow]

actually i have permission to change it

what do you want

[stark herald]

fear

[real skiff]

i wouldnt be surprised if they already have

idk just for the future

prepare

im going to liquidate your assets

[stark herald]

lewd's role colour looks like regular

[real skiff]

L

L

L

[glossy swallow]

the weirdest thing is typeof (value) casts it

never use (typeof value) i guess

😔

even though it's kinda more correct

[stark herald]

good

@glossy swallow simply do "string" === typeof value

[real skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064962691560652800/1104908390385320056/image.png?.gif

[stark herald]

try if (value extends String)

[mild granite]

i wont eat glue but im gonna drink it

[glossy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-yoda-the-clone-wars-attack-of-the-clones-the-mandalorian-gif-21104666

[next warren]

yop

[errant chasm]

fres loves glue

[stark herald]

nop

[errant chasm]

:3

[real skiff]

she told me herself

[cerulean lance]

hi

@real skiff hi

FFS Wbs

dwbs

[real skiff]

hi @echop

[cerulean lance]

that I a my name

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017762720998760450/1183102215523684352/Screenshot_20231129-051825_Instagram.jpg?ex=65871ccd&is=6574a7cd&hm=bd8783ea2226f4b5bb96ed40007c417056e6162e7e526241cbbf6cfe1782753f&

[west ore]

this means that pink enjoyers can fuck non pink enjoyers

[stark herald]

Huh

[dusky forge]

it abuses markdown or some shit i forgor

[mild granite]

discord moment

[dusky forge]

it calls you stupid if you're on pc

[warped fossil]

Can you send the exact content in a code block

[tiny quest]

epy

[dusky forge]

ngl, i don't know how to do that

[warped fossil]

Uh

Just copy paste your bio here

Pls

Like from the editing input

[west ore]

uneeping you

[glossy swallow]

why can't you use kebab case in js

[dusky forge]

My femboy powers say

You are on mobile

[glossy swallow]

oh it's because of the minus operator

[open pasture]

I prefer really dark orange

[tiny quest]

i love that decor submition review takes days

[warped fossil]

Ty

[tiny quest]

its impossible

you cannot

[west ore]

inject stimulants

[dusky forge]

it takes up like half of your about me

[mild granite]

lol imagine being tired, im sleep deprived and have had a migraine for the past three days

😸

happy happy happy!

[edgy warren]

@mild granite

[mild granite]

hi

[tiny quest]

so true

[cerulean lance]

hi

[tiny quest]

il just fall asleep before you do that

[west ore]

i will wake you up

[rain coral]

im on tablet and it said me stupid

[stark herald]

wgats that

[tiny quest]

nuh uh

[rain coral]

☹️

[west ore]

i will hack your brain to wake you up

[dusky forge]

you're special

[tiny quest]

how do you plan to do that

[mild granite]

dash case

[radiant fable]

im gonna meow

[west ore]

neuralink

[stark herald]

oh thats ugly wtfff

[tiny quest]

i just wont install it

uwu

[cerulean lance]

I'm sleeyt

[tiny quest]

[cerulean lance]

I. every ea tvwd to be mean

[stark herald]

bwa@cerulean lance

[glossy swallow]

fire-emoji

that would be parsed as fire - emoji

soo

[cerulean lance]

bwa

[tiny quest]

bwaa

[glossy swallow]

i think some languages allow kebab case

[stark herald]

this is terrible

[glossy swallow]

i wonder what they use for -

underscore is so nice

[mild granite]

rust would be better if it was => instead of ->

[glossy swallow]

it reads like a sentence

[stark herald]

maybe they only parse it if it has spavces

[glossy swallow]

[mild granite]

real, snakecase or camelcase for me

[mild granite]

we appreciate you too

heart warming message

[tiny quest]

you kind of remind me of markiplier lol, he also did something like that

[open pasture]

🖕

[tiny quest]

heyy not nice

[mild granite]

im new here moment

[glossy swallow]

☹️

[stark herald]

tilde~case~dropping

[mild granite]

REAL

[stark herald]

is it valid js

[glossy swallow]

[glossy swallow]

no

[stark herald]

if it works in js i will use

NOOOO

[glossy swallow]

it's not

it's not

[dusky forge]

ugh, i miss nitro

[stark herald]

so sad

[dusky forge]

but im not paying for it since its a waste

[glossy swallow]

i was reponding to two things lol

@stark herald ~ is an operator

[glossy eagle]

Rate the output

[tiny quest]

not a waste if you want it for something :p

[glossy swallow]

it's just nobody uses it because javascript is so high level

[dusky forge]

its a waste of like $9

[tiny quest]

17/10

[glossy swallow]

it turns all ur 0s into 1s and all ur 1s into 0s

[dusky forge]

i will pay 1 dong for nitro and nothing more

[stark herald]

whatedoes it do

[stark herald]

oh

[tiny quest]

ngl i dont think nitro wants 1 dong

[glossy swallow]

very

[tiny quest]

but shoot your shot ig

[glossy swallow]

you doibn['t want to use it

[tiny quest]

:3

[glossy swallow]

doibn['t

[dusky forge]

its like .001 usd or something

[tiny quest]

ohh that dong

[dusky forge]

i forgot the exact conversion rate

[mild granite]

ive had free nitro since october i just realized

interesting

i also have a $3 discount for the next three months

im set

[dusky forge]

i would have had it if i rememebered to redeem my gamepass thing

[mild granite]

i have no other way to spend $10, and no reason to save

im young

[errant chasm]

Why are you on discord then

[errant chasm]

leave

[mild granite]

i have to many

[glossy swallow]

it's just an infinite loop

[dusky forge]

young or "young"

[jaunty trellis]

[mild granite]

how old do you perceive me to be?

[errant chasm]

[jaunty trellis]

15

[mild granite]

yes

[open pasture]

What does that mean “Bryan”?

[jaunty trellis]

child

[dusky forge]

i consider everyone online to be older tham me unless its obvious they aren't, or they say so

[mild granite]

real

shhhhh

we dont talk about that

[dusty goblet]

Baby rather

[rain coral]

sept 28 2016

[jaunty trellis]

[mild granite]

we dont talk abt thattttt

[dusky forge]

i used aliu for a day and then stopped

[dusty goblet]

Hai pingu

[jaunty trellis]

tos compliant yesyes

[rain coral]

im on zeetxord

[jaunty trellis]

haiii

[glossy eagle]

Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Not True

[mild granite]

the og psn mc days were elite 🗣️

i made a discord account to play modded mc maps on my ps4 LOL

[errant chasm]

@paper gate nini

[mild granite]

thats my backstory

[glossy eagle]

Findind cursed code is kind of my hobby now

[dusky forge]

i have to work 12.5 hours on saturday\

i don't want too

[odd wave]

this is going to make mehurt myserlf

[dusky forge]

thats too long

[mild granite]

we dont talk about that though

shhhh

[odd wave]

not too long for me though

starts crying

[dusky forge]

its my first job

[jaunty trellis]

[dusky forge]

and the place just opened and is super busy

[jaunty trellis]

bleh I need to wake up in 7 hours

[mild granite]

i did it all for minecraft modded maps

lmfao

[dusty goblet]

Eep

This moment

[dusky forge]

ik, i think its because i requested friday off for a band trip

[mild granite]

another funny thing

im no longer allowed to have a school issued device

😞

[digital kettle]

thats the lowest bar i have ever seen 😭

[dusky forge]

the united states of America

[jaunty trellis]

my condolences

[limber rock]

What happened to vendetta

[dusky forge]

at least i make like $12.50 an hour

[dusky forge]

it shut down in febuary

[open pasture]

a

[dusky forge]

my states min wage is 7.25

[limber rock]

Like even the app?

[dusky forge]

its better than where i was born

[dusty goblet]

Germanys minimum wage is 12.49

Yea

[dusky forge]

it works, just not past 221

[limber rock]

Ok thanks

[dusky forge]

id recommend checking out revenge or bunny if you're on android

[dusty goblet]

That reminds me im still waiting for my money for doing nothing

[dusky forge]

theyre both vd forks

[glossy eagle]

Maxwell-Fisher's gotta be the most funny Github user of all time

[limber rock]

Thanks again

[dusky forge]

i get paid every other week and my last paycheck was $119.5

[dusty goblet]

My job usually pays me 5-6th of the month; I had another temp job from 11th-15th March and I'm still waiting for that money :P

[mossy egret]

[open pasture]

@deep token @fallow pawn

[dusky forge]

i only worked like 12 hours total

[deep token]

saw this

i fucking liked it you cunt

[open pasture]

i need that theme

like

seriously

[deep token]

the widgets look so nice icl

[mossy egret]

then what’s the point in even having the job if you only work 12hours and only get paid 119.5

[dusky forge]

free food?

[mossy egret]

real

[dusky forge]

i get a free meal every day I work

[dusty goblet]

Lol my boss was like "fyi we're really sorry but due to system limitations and an external accounting company it takes about 3 business days to process the payments for every employee so you're gonna get your money like 5 days delayed"

[dusky forge]

and 50% off every menu item

[dusty goblet]

Although this month's money should come on time because idt anyone is working the last days of this month

[errant chasm]

Ostern

[dusky forge]

its better than what some of my friends make

[errant chasm]

[dusty goblet]

Yop

[errant chasm]

Haben wohl die meisten frei i guess

[dusty goblet]

I just hope the other job pays me because I don't want to go to court

[tiny quest]

anyone seen discord tiktoks recently?

its the cringiest thing ever

[mossy egret]

[dusky forge]

ive never used tiktok

and probably never will

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/sorryidontspeakitalian-spongebobitalian-spongebobwormy-spongebob-patrickitalian-gif-18339046

[errant chasm]

[tiny quest]

i only use it for when my friends send me memes or something

[errant chasm]

Its not Italian

But ok

[open pasture]

i'm ending it all

[errant chasm]

Same

Tomorrow

[mossy egret]

rule 4

[tiny quest]

oh

didnt happen

[fickle cosmos]

real

[hot hinge]

a

[open pasture]

STOP POSTING GAY SHIT

WHERE MY IMAGE PERMS

[open pasture]

I WANNA POST A FOOTBALL HIGHLIGHT

[open pasture]

or edit

[dusky forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015931590741872712/1192176579426656386/bounce.gif

[tiny quest]

ty

[open pasture]

I think it’s called an edit

[mossy egret]

i eat them

[dusky forge]

what did it taste like

[mossy egret]

death

pain

suffering

[tiny quest]

i dont think anybody here is interested to see your football edit

[errant chasm]

Yes

[dusky forge]

i eated someones donator badge in enmity and it tasted like circle

[hot hinge]

he's right

[mossy egret]

based for once

[dull anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1097555490319384627.webp?size=48

[tiny quest]

they please

[hot hinge]

helo finner

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-cat-maxwell-the-cat-laundry-doing-laundry-gif-9386017078935591047

[dull anvil]

Hai

[mossy egret]

congratulations…

[dull anvil]

Thanks

[mossy egret]

well i watched your youtube video about coming out

[fickle cosmos]

gemini telling me to clean my keyboard 😭

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1103324383348539443/caption-1-2.gif

[open pasture]

I didn’t make it

But it goes hard

I’m gonna post it anyways

[tiny quest]

i dont think thats any better

[dusky forge]

you're supposed to clean your keyboard?

[dull anvil]

That the other finnster

[open pasture]

https://www.tiktok.com/@zingersports/video/7318426057902755102

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[dull anvil]

Yuh uh

[mossy egret]

ip grabber

[glossy swallow]

homosexual shit

[dusky forge]

ive used my keyboard as a table for my dinner before

[hot hinge]

truth

[dusky forge]

and i got bbq sauce in it

[errant chasm]

ip lagger

[stark herald]

here you go

This content is blocked by this server.

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[open pasture]

Music is lowkey ass but the clips make up for it

[hot hinge]

fresh

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-run-python-python-computer-python-coding-coding-funny-coding-meme-gif-10365831290651691441

[mossy egret]

damn

[stark herald]

WHAT IT WASNT 60 SECONDS

[tiny quest]

lmfao

[stark herald]

thanks toad

[dusty goblet]

i never cleaned mine either

[open pasture]

bots are becoming too smart

[dusty goblet]

[open pasture]

🖕

[hardy edge]

you're welcome

[dusty goblet]

i think i didnt clean my kb in a few years now

idek when i got it

[stark herald]

flaggot* Oops

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-ratio-cancelled-twitter-cringe-gif-23133228

[hardy edge]

🤭

[dusty goblet]

triple g actually

:3

[hardy edge]

true

[dusky forge]

i'm getting a laptop soon and ill actually clean and care for that since itss gonna be quite expsensive

[hot hinge]

holy shit

[hardy edge]

was too late to get the double g

[dusty goblet]

i should get a custom kb but if i get laser hair removal ill be too broke

[mossy egret]

indeed

[dusky forge]

get some oil and a lighter, its cheraper and there will be no hair left

in fact there will be no hair again ever

my gf bought me nair for some reason

[dusty goblet]

might as well jump from the 10m jumping tower but on the concrete instead of the water

[dusky forge]

hair removal cream

like industrial strength

if i leave it on too long ill get chemical burns

[dusty goblet]

horror

i might get laser hair removal next month

not sure yet

[stark herald]

does it have any taste

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-and-mocha-bear-omnom-gif-7817225841402904682

[dusky forge]

i have salt and vinegar chips now

[stark herald]

I used to like those

i still like them but I don't have them anymore

[dusky forge]

i only like the kettle cooked ones

crunchy

[stark herald]

send pic

i like lays

[dusky forge]

those are the best

lays kettle cooked ones are genuenly the best chips

[lime talon]

it's 21°C in here i'm really hot

[lime talon]

not british enough
walkers

[fickle cosmos]

you're not british

[daring kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-cope-_ratio-skill-issue-canceled-gif-24148064

Use this, it's better

[mossy egret]

ok

[daring kelp]

I'm 18, I just like proper grammar.

[open pasture]

Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy happy joy joy joy

guitar riff

I don’t think your happy enough

[lime talon]

i'm literally british

[weak wharf]

But most importantly, don't forget the period at the end of a sentence.

[viral cape]

This sounds about right

[daring kelp]

Interesting

[daring kelp]

Thanks!

[errant chasm]

[viral cape]

[open pasture]

this is what linux looks like to windows users

[sly spear]

This is what linux looks like to linux users

[stark herald]

proof

[open pasture]

Pick up the phone baby

Oooooooooooo

[stark herald]

bottle of water

[real skiff]

same, my condolences

[open pasture]

I know you’re home baby

[next warren]

4

[open pasture]

Oooooooo

[stark herald]

can you guys meet irl

[real skiff]

no

[open pasture]

being british is amazing

i love it

[real skiff]

mfs lying to himself

[open pasture]

(i’m lying)

[real skiff]

😭

[odd wave]

hay

hay

GAY#

[next warren]

lemon

[odd wave]

demon

[stark herald]

DJBDKDHHS

[odd wave]

two trucks

[lime talon]

i don't mind being british, i'm glad i'm not american

[stark herald]

REAL

[real skiff]

yaright

[open pasture]

I sure wish I could hear what was said

[real skiff]

L ios

[open pasture]

God I love discord mobile

[lime talon]

nothing much

[lime talon]

it's an apple issue

[open pasture]

How’s it an Apple issue?

[lime talon]

they're picky with the codecs they like

[open pasture]

Whatever that means

[real skiff]

the best thing about this country is greggs

[sly spear]

[lime talon]

idk if i've ever had greggs

[sly spear]

Greggd

[real skiff]

???

are you sure you';re british

[sly spear]

Also greggs is so delicious

[lime talon]

very sure

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/greggs-theomonty-my-beloved-gif-27542824

[lime talon]

just i didn't grow up with much greggs

[open pasture]

scaring pigeons away

[real skiff]

true

theres always pigeons in my greggs

the workers that barely speak english dgaf

[open pasture]

💀

ngl greggs breakfast delivery kinda slaps

[sly spear]

The pigeons are the owners on undercover boss

[open pasture]

£5 for toastie, cookie and hot chocolate

[real skiff]

i pay approximately £0 for a hot chocolate and any sweet treat

[open pasture]

What the fuck are Greggs

[real skiff]

a meetup of like 12 guys

[open pasture]

bro is the ceo of greggs wtf

[real skiff]

all named greg

[real skiff]

its so fun

i can do it

like

[sly spear]

Yeah and they kinda just dance

[real skiff]

once every 60 mins

[sly spear]

And hand out sausage rolls to the crowd

[open pasture]

wtfff

gold card having mf

[lime talon]

theres a one leg pidgeon at my school

[real skiff]

nop

[sly spear]

Just a pidg

[open pasture]

LOL

[lime talon]

how the fuck do you spell it

bird

[real skiff]

signup bonus+bday reward

buy temp numbers

[open pasture]

bro

[real skiff]

or get someone else to do it for u

[lime talon]

pigeon

[open pasture]

just buy a new phone

each time

[real skiff]

wgar

temp nums are 2p

[real skiff]

where is this

[open pasture]

north east

[real skiff]

gonna take a wild guess and say newcastle

[open pasture]

close

[stark herald]

@lime talon :3?

[open pasture]

that’s the city tho 😭

[lime talon]

:3

[real skiff]

idk northern

im south rahhh

[lime talon]

idk that castle looks p old to me

[open pasture]

was for a bishop

or something idk

[real skiff]

only othjer nothern one i know is lilke

[lime talon]

same here

[real skiff]

yorkshire

[lime talon]

yorkshire is a big place

[real skiff]

yeah

but its like

north

[open pasture]

yorkshire pudding with gravy and mashed potato

[lime talon]

it's like 4 counties

[lime talon]

i know manchester considers itself north west

[real skiff]

its northern so im not putting too much thought into it >:3

[sly spear]

This threw me off so fucking hard i have never heard anyone on earth ever acknowledge newcastle other than me

[open pasture]

someone try to translate “whey aye”

[real skiff]

newcastle upon tyne

[open pasture]

💀 no

means yes

Greggs looks like it’d be overpriced

[real skiff]

they fucking are

upped the price on a sausage bean and cheese melt to £2

[sly spear]

Nah greggs is cheap

[real skiff]

fucking nonces

[lime talon]

i know aye/ay is yes

[open pasture]

It just has that expensive look

[sly spear]

WHAT THE FUCK

SCAM

[sly spear]

That's not exclusively geordie

[open pasture]

i only ever really get chicken mayo and bacon sandwiches from greggs now tbh

and a monster

[real skiff]

no sausage roll?

[open pasture]

depends how hungry college makes me

[sly spear]

Going to greggs and not getting a sausage roll is criminal

[real skiff]

if you ever want a greggs account loaded with a free hot drink and a free sweet treat hmu :3

[open pasture]

LMAO

[sly spear]

I'll take your entire stock

[real skiff]

ill just slide u the login

meow

[sly spear]

050098383247423 to go

[open pasture]

what

pretty sure every city in the uk has that one memorable homeless dude

[real skiff]

yup

[open pasture]

that everyone knows

[real skiff]

he has the same name as me

[open pasture]

bruh

[next warren]

if you ever want a greggs account loaded with a free hot drink and a free sweet treat hmu :3

[real skiff]

thank you @flovens

[lime talon]

i know im not saying it is

[open pasture]

do you have cash converters in the south

[real skiff]

ye

[open pasture]

😭

[next warren]

your welcome @dswan

[real skiff]

theres one right next to cex

[open pasture]

the british pawn stars would be lit

[real skiff]

for some reason

even tho they do the exact same thing as eachother

[lime talon]

their advertising is just

[sly spear]

They didn't make one because of how the name would sound when said in ANY british accent

[open pasture]

both pay shit and sell overpriced

[lime talon]

i don't think I've seen one idk

[real skiff]

porm and pawn are literally not different for me

[open pasture]

legalize shoplifting

[sly spear]

Yeah same

[paper gate]

i support

[open pasture]

if you don’t shoplift from primark what are you even doing

[sly spear]

Primary

[open pasture]

bruh

[real skiff]

i thought u meant primark

oh

[open pasture]

i tried to shoplift and i got caught and never did it again

[sly spear]

PRIVATE

[real skiff]

there you go

[sly spear]

LMAOO YOU FUCKEDC IT UP A SECOND TIME

[lime talon]

they're practically free anyway

[paper gate]

[real skiff]

yeah primarks cheap as

[open pasture]

ios having my life

[real skiff]

wym u steal from there lmao

its like

[sly spear]

Just pick up the entire shop and bring it home, saves all the trips

[paper gate]

i go to the pet store and shoplift fish

[real skiff]

£3 for a tracky

[next warren]

@paper gateyou feel eepy

[paper gate]

nuh uh

[open pasture]

there’s near in town that’s 5 floors

kinda insane

men’s stuff always at the very top too

[real skiff]

my towns not big enough for shops that bigf

[lime talon]

I've never seen a primark with more than 3 floors

mostly only have 1 or 2

[real skiff]

i went in an m&s in london today and it literally looked exactly like primark inside but all posh

rich people are weird

[lime talon]

m&s is overpriced

so is waitrose

[real skiff]

i didnt buy anything

i got my food at mcdonalds

[open pasture]

i wanna be rich just for the sake of gambling lots of money without actually risking my net worth

[real skiff]

where i pay £3 for a full meal

[lime talon]

the equivalent of a tesco £3.40 meal deal in M&S is over 7 quid

[next warren]

whats the point of winning then

[glossy swallow]

oh god

[open pasture]

to get more money

[glossy swallow]

gnome randomly crashed on me

[next warren]

😔

[paper gate]

I've gambled a bit

[real skiff]

poundland meal deal is so good

[lime talon]

i want musk-level income to donate lots of shit to charity

[real skiff]

not found one better

[next warren]

i gamble daily

[lime talon]

i don't have a poundland near me

[real skiff]

rip

its £3 for a meal deal, each item is like £2

[open pasture]

My main source of income is gambling

[lime talon]

yeah tesco is only a little more

[lime talon]

you have no source of income you're 13

[open pasture]

I’m actually not as a matter of fact

[next warren]

are you buying out mee6's family?

[keen junco]

yes

[lime talon]

12 then

[stark herald]

WHY W

[glossy swallow]

can you buy it for my server

mee6 workship

[stark herald]

yes

[glossy swallow]

you're like the last person remaining

😭

why does nobody want to worship mee6

[real skiff]

you dont need bots

just selfbot

duimbass

[next warren]

marvin is gonna make mee6 say violent stuff and then sue them for like 200k

[open pasture]

Couldn’t you create your own mee6

Or would they sue you?

[stark herald]

no they wouldnt

what do you mea

mee6 does exactly the same thing as other thousands bot do

[open pasture]

Just build your own mee6 bot

[lime talon]

give a random number between 1 and 21

[glossy swallow]

dynotm

[stark herald]

"create your own mee6" general purpose discord bots exist from before mee6 does lol

[next warren]

@paper gate you are eepy

[open pasture]

What?

[lime talon]

trust it's for good reason

[glossy swallow]

/run

console.log(1 + (Math.random() * 20));

[hollow flume]

Here is your js(18.15.0) output @glossy swallow

18.719817134718554

[open pasture]

I’m just saying create your own bootleg mee6

[lime talon]

whole number

[errant chasm]

@paper gate you are getting very eepy

[glossy swallow]

@lime talon here is your number :D

[lime talon]

I'll do 19

[next warren]

4

[lime talon]

524288

[harsh minnow]

how do people like this exist https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord/issues/1730

[lime talon]

16

[harsh minnow]

npc behaviour

[real skiff]

you wrote this on your alt

[hardy edge]

yay!

[stark herald]

yay!

[glossy swallow]

yay! :O

:D

[lime talon]

(powers of 2 is what I was doing)

2^21=2097142

[stark herald]

[Question] Does Vencord have Discord Canary support?

[lime talon]

i think

is 2097142 right I did it in my head

[stark herald]

how

[glossy swallow]

try it and se

[real skiff]

pl[ewdp[ledwp[l ewd[pl edw[pldewp[l

[lime talon]

fuck

[glossy swallow]

see*

[lime talon]

one digit wrong

2097152

[next warren]

who tricked you into being a python interpreter

[glossy swallow]

i switched to new keyboard, i can type faster but more mistakes ☹️

[lime talon]

I'm not i just learn powers of 2 for fun

[glossy swallow]

(i got 130 wpm)

[stark herald]

you need a split keyboard

[lime talon]

fast

[real skiff]

@glossy swallow i have a quest for you

[next warren]

unwrap

[lime talon]

i can't use these because I'm not consistent with what hand I use for some keys

[lime talon]

?

[glossy swallow]

it's not very realistic

[next warren]

yep

[glossy swallow]

:O

[real skiff]

a786e2

[glossy swallow]

what is the quest

is it new discord feature

[lime talon]

how long of a test was it

[glossy swallow]

50 words

but no punctuation

[lime talon]

yeah not realistic

[open pasture]

the two crackheads fighting

[lime talon]

60s without punctuation is the standard for typing tests

it's the one you mainly get ranked from with monkeytype

[open pasture]

Rank these nuts

🥜

[fickle cosmos]

proooofff??

[real skiff]

pwetty pwease 🥺

[keen junco]

no i'm broke now

[lime talon]

sent already

[fickle cosmos]

where

[lime talon]

the voice messages

[fickle cosmos]

where

im too lazy to scroll to them

[lime talon]

just below where others asked for proof

below where you replied to

[fickle cosmos]

ihdfuaysdpfpasdf

[lime talon]

i also mentioned the prices of British things

[keen junco]

fish and chips

[stark herald]

why is the glass huge

[open pasture]

It’s the trans shark

[fickle cosmos]

wot lemon

i actually dunno what i'd sound like saying that

lemme get on my phone rq

[lime talon]

i don't believe for a second that you're any older than 13

[fickle cosmos]

i cant send voice messages

watafak

[next warren]

watafak

[lime talon]

response to Four

[sly spear]

I'm trying better discord as a joke

[fickle cosmos]

why I can't send voice message 😔

[paper gate]

@next warren eep

[sly spear]

Pray for me soldiers

[next warren]

lemon

🍋

[fickle cosmos]

@lime talon imma say lemon in Ur dms

[lime talon]

alr

[open pasture]

I don’t believe for a second you got any hoes

[fickle cosmos]

sent

and you sound more british than I do

[next warren]

???/

wtf

[real skiff]

why do you have notifs on for that

[fickle cosmos]

I DONT

[real skiff]

you do?

[fickle cosmos]

I literally deny all notifs for sites

[real skiff]

you

[viral cape]

Lies

[real skiff]

have just

proved that you didnt

in that screenshot

[fickle cosmos]

im serious

[open pasture]

my pc always on dnd

[lime talon]

confirmed

[fickle cosmos]

Unless it's my google account that moves over permissions accross clients

[viral cape]

YOU ACCEPTED THE NOTIFICATION POPUP

[sly spear]

ITS SO LAGGY WHAT THE FUCK

[viral cape]

Idk

[lime talon]

lmao

[real skiff]

34515135151513515

[fickle cosmos]

negative

[glossy swallow]

you won't be able to switch back

[viral cape]

wtf

[open pasture]

here, try these performance boosting mods! (they substantially make your client laggier and also have a back door exploit embedded)

[fickle cosmos]

@lime talon send another voice message but say smth long

[open pasture]

@viral cape

[sly spear]

I lasted 5 minutes with betterdiscord installed

[real skiff]

look at this bellend

[sly spear]

Never again.

[open pasture]

LIL

[fickle cosmos]

real

I'm being serious

[open pasture]

he’s just opening the borders don’t worry

[fickle cosmos]

I fucking hate daily mail

[sly spear]

He looks like if simon from alvin and the chipmunks was a bigoted cunt

[fickle cosmos]

💀

[open pasture]

Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty

Rick Rick Rick Rick

[lime talon]

can't

[lime talon]

you're literally 12

[fickle cosmos]

Infine craft moment

[fickle cosmos]

why nawt

[lime talon]

bedtime

[fickle cosmos]

it's 11pm

almost

cmon

just a little voice message

[elfin latch]

Can I use BetterDiscord alongside Vencord, I want to use the CollapsibleUI theme so i can use discord on my vertical monitor without the channel list taking up a third of my screen

[real skiff]

mf drew a cow ??

[lime talon]

according to parents it's past bedtime

[fickle cosmos]

n o

[fickle cosmos]

how old are you lol

[lime talon]

and I'm in my phone so i can't anyway

[lime talon]

15

[fickle cosmos]

im 15 too 🗿

[paper gate]

@open pasture Should be given admin

[urban elk]

meooww

[fickle cosmos]

(moyai jumpscare) 🗿

[elfin latch]

Damn I hate that the channel list takes up a third of my screej

[open pasture]

I think I should too

vencord vs better discord

[real skiff]

katie hopkins

[fickle cosmos]

UK fun fair type beat https://soundcloud.com/churcher/empire-state-of-mind-jay-z-alicia-keyschurcher-dnb-bootleg

[elfin latch]

And its a broken laptop so i cant even put it horzintal

[lime talon]

my parents don't know how to fucking parent

[open pasture]

sell them

[fickle cosmos]

Well hey at least you have a bedtime

I dont

and

uh

sleep = fucked

[lime talon]

i have a bedtime I never stick to it

but i will be trying to sleep from 2300j onwards

[open pasture]

@shadow owl hi

[noble quest]

wake up babe, new ERB just dropped

[hot hinge]

2300 joules??

that's alot

[stark herald]

Hello there 👋 How may I assist you today?

[real skiff]

uk type beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2SLeBZSe9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgqUJOudrcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7VhofoV3qs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2UEfWjvo8

[lime talon]

twenty-three hundred juliet

or, as a normal person, 23:00 local time

[stark herald]

NOOO

wait that's a good thing

maybe

[hot hinge]

oh

[open pasture]

i have been fishing for 6 hours

[stark herald]

i see u less time but I hope u get more rest :3

[hot hinge]

do u even know what joules are tho

[open pasture]

measurement of energy

[lime talon]

the education system isn't that bad jesus

[hot hinge]

yop

[lime talon]

i learned joules at least 4 years ago

[lime talon]

calories or Calories

[open pasture]

The fucks the difference

[real skiff]

ive seen that

[lime talon]

a Calorie is a kilocalorie

[open pasture]

Sure Einstein

[lime talon]

it's true

you don't learn that at 12 though

[real skiff]

i didnt know that

[urban elk]

y'all I have a 20000mAh battery

can I strap it to my couch and use it as an IED

[lime talon]

i take triple so could be triple only

[real skiff]

poke it with a sharp object

[lime talon]

or I could just be yapping

[real skiff]

my condolences

[lime talon]

i chose to lol

you get like 4 extra pages in the textbooks it's barely any difference

[real skiff]

you do like an extra couple of hours of science a week

[urban elk]

hmph

[real skiff]

science lessons were only fun when fucking around in them

[lime talon]

true

but it's like 3 extra lessons at most

nothing much

[real skiff]

i didnt revise at all and fucked aroudn in lessons

still passed :3

[lime talon]

I'm revising for it

want 9s

[real skiff]

you should

get the higher grades

[lime talon]

that's the plan

[dusty goblet]

.‏

[paper gate]

@stark herald youre going to New Zealand

[urban elk]

what

[errant chasm]

@paper gate you're going to brazil