🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[median owl]

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

viggy

WAS IT TASTY? SPICY?

[daring kelp]

I know a few of you people may use it, does Windows 8.1 normally stick on updates?

[raw panther]

how are you typing if you are exploded

[median owl]

Windows what

[fallow pawn]

viggy

[median owl]

vennie

we don't talk about the else part

[jaunty trellis]

there is no else

[median owl]

that's what they want you to believe

[jaunty trellis]

you will love and protect vennie with your life

[dusty goblet]

Nope

[fickle cosmos]

Hwat

[desert goblet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845405424885694504/924531231062884352/4F89A806-55A5-44BB-8CB4-E40B0E7814F6.gif

[dusty goblet]

If anyone aims a gun at me im doing the exact opposite of what they say in any case

[median owl]

yes

[fickle cosmos]

"No officer"

[desert goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-gif-17931650074449548857

[lapis lava]

why

[median owl]

you're*

1 2 3

4 5 6

[stark herald]

skill isusuus

bro

[hollow flume]

@thorny orbit

Error

Unsupported language: None
Request a new language

[lapis lava]

vns #🤖-bot-commands

[neon ferry]

👉 #🤖-bot-commands

[hollow jackal]

[lapis lava]

i realized

(i thought i run code was auto deleting messages)

[hollow jackal]

[raw panther]

it locks you into #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[lapis lava]

removes all chans except support

so get

so bad*

i hate typing with 1 hand

on mobile

[dusty goblet]

Sus

[median owl]

std::vector<std::vector<std::vector<int>>> threeDVector = {
        {{1}, {4}, {7}},
        {{2}, {5}, {8}},
        {{3}, {6}, {9}}
};```

[lapis lava]

sucks when using vendor lingo

[median owl]

no

[keen junco]

@paper gate you will daily drive https://predator-os.ir/

[lapis lava]

what is this horror

[harsh minnow]

wtf is .ir tld

[lapis lava]

gboard thought horror was hottie

[median owl]

it is so bad that the page takes 20s to load

[harsh minnow]

🇮🇷

horror

[median owl]

no load balancing

[keen junco]

iran

do not watch the video

i repeat

do not

watch it

[median owl]

ok

[lapis lava]

i will watch it

[median owl]

marvin why do you have cat ears

[keen junco]

why not

[median owl]

okay let me

[lapis lava]

don't they ban everything

[keen junco]

hello dear

[lapis lava]

i nearly triggered one of my gboard macros

When typing ban

[median owl]

vbam moment

[lapis lava]

yes

[sand citrus]

6e987ot kcde9us45z7rhut bngv

[median owl]

will your toaster work on vencord?

[keen junco]

my internet is shitting the bed

[lapis lava]

vencord doesn't load on ie11

[keen junco]

or something

[fair zodiac]

??

[lapis lava]

Hop on Toaster

[viral cape]

https://tryitands.ee/

[median owl]

i alr did that, no worries

[fair zodiac]

what

[zinc spire]

they hate wires

[keen junco]

wat the flip

[median owl]

horror

if they hate wires, just wait until I show them resistors

[lapis lava]

[daring kelp]

My honest reaction:

[unborn otter]

vendroid???

i just saw the name

[viral cape]

[lapis lava]

Soon™

[unborn otter]

nuh uh

[viral cape]

quickly discovering why they made it use legacy chst input

[lapis lava]

why

[viral cape]

backspacing rich content breaks shit

[soft wadi]

hello smart people of vencord

[median owl]

@shadow owl give me 30,000 usd

[lapis lava]

hii sho

[viral cape]

Very quickly

[soft wadi]

who can do math

[viral cape]

nop

[lapis lava]

wolfram alpha

[median owl]

what is that, can you eat it?

[viral cape]

[unborn otter]

the best part is this

[median owl]

Java and JavaScript

[unborn otter]

love

[paper gate]

hi

[fair zodiac]

what

[unborn otter]

truly a perfect client mod

[paper gate]

insane

[viral cape]

Welcome to Vendroid you will

[unborn otter]

java

[jaunty trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936426864845680640/1198062359193866330/image0.gif

[median owl]

so true

karyl chad behaviour

[fair zodiac]

ok but what is that showing the langs used in

[harsh minnow]

wdym

[viral cape]

i will rewrite entire android os in html and css

[harsh minnow]

that's vendroid code

[fair zodiac]

o

[unborn otter]

vendroid

[graceful radish]

my windows boot has 100 < processes on start

yay

[candid blaze]

ximi jumpscare is real

[jaunty trellis]

[graceful radish]

no

[candid blaze]

[unborn otter]

yes

[fair zodiac]

debian with kde plasma when

[graceful radish]

i guess

[median owl]

solution: make your own os

[viral cape]

normal windows install after installing a few cancers onto it

[graceful radish]

wdym

[candid blaze]

wha

[graceful radish]

they aren't necessarily cancer

[candid blaze]

it’s Android

lol

[exotic cosmos]

AMERICA YA :D

[candid blaze]

It’s Xiaomi guh

[median owl]

what neya

[paper gate]

hi lvy

[candid blaze]

hi zt

I mean idgaf about UI

if it works then it is fine to me

[viral cape]

you will install electron apps and propietary media editing and creative tools like adobe cc and wonder why computer takes forever to start

[candid blaze]

For such a long time now

Then they got yeeted by Nintendo

[viral cape]

patreon build or something afaik
Their Patreon is probably why Nintendo cracked down on them

suyu is beibg run by actual children tho

[exotic cosmos]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1772080016618049840

Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC) on X

america ya! :D

Twitter · Mar 25, 2024, 1:56 AM

[viral cape]

I also heard it was petty windows 7 users being mad the OS wasnt supported by the software anymore

[median owl]

that guy apparently sent a lot of mails to them and spammed

[paper gate]

[graceful radish]

a normal windows install would have over 100 without anything extra installed. are you talking about the provisioned packages

[unborn otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/icons/1015060230222131221/a_253fab39df29fb9dd02a355ceaa50544.gif?size=2048

[median owl]

LFS

[viral cape]

this is also true windows itself is bloat

[graceful radish]

windows is bloat fr

[median owl]

I mean it had the same core for decades no?

[jaunty trellis]

I should do an lfs install at some point

[viral cape]

fixing windows user bullshit hurts me

[median owl]

That they fuck themselves with that shitty "backwards compatibility"

just install arch, saves you a lot of time

no try ubuntu

[jaunty trellis]

I'm on arch rn smh

[median owl]

will be shit

[viral cape]

NT so fucked up that the NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM doesnt have all permissions because of microsoft overcomplicated Security ID bullshit

[viral cape]

mmmmm snap

[jaunty trellis]

next summer I'm gonna do lfs and nixos if I have the patience

horror

[median owl]

every time I try to move away from arch I start to miss it because all the other distros are so restricting resulting in me just going back to arch

[viral cape]

you mean you made the mistake of installing docker itself

[jaunty trellis]

mood

[paper gate]

hi

[somber leaf]

Why LFS, just for the street cred?

[jaunty trellis]

why not

[somber leaf]

Imagine trying to maintain a LFS build

[jaunty trellis]

[median owl]

I wanted to make my own archiso once, horrible to maintain

[jaunty trellis]

it might take a bit of time but def doable

[viral cape]

you will teach me how tf docker reimplements all network shit in the worst possible way

[somber leaf]

Arch haters will say it’s too unstable

[median owl]

Arch is only unstable if you make it unstable

[viral cape]

this is why you like docker

[median owl]

docker compose up -d :3

[jaunty trellis]

me when my arch install has been more stable than windows

[lone kite]

imo the most annoying thing is distros that package modified versions of some apps compared to upstream and good luck finding out what's changed

[viral cape]

YAML sucks

[somber leaf]

True

[graceful radish]

y

[viral cape]

opinion on python

[jaunty trellis]

it exists

[graceful radish]

HAHAHA

[median owl]

> installs -git package

qemu-git was the worst mistake

[viral cape]

Indentation is how object scope or whatever works

[jaunty trellis]

I have too many -git packages

[graceful radish]

the scripting language bash will never be

[graceful radish]

sounds like a skill issue

[jaunty trellis]

chaotic aur my beloved

[median owl]

> npm install everything

[cobalt portal]

nix

bwa

nixOS

[median owl]

aur is so nice

best place

[cobalt portal]

wait where did the nix response go

[lone kite]

I wonder if someone tried to make something similar on AUR

[viral cape]

my child will make everything on npm be impossible to unpublish

[paper gate]

you

[median owl]

horror

[cobalt portal]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/23/10/4nriibmskn771.png

[median owl]

yay -S everything

[jaunty trellis]

there is a one line pacman command to do that

[paper gate]

oh god

[cobalt portal]

Tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[covert lodge]

tessie l

da,m

[viral cape]

nixos

[median owl]

hey can't have missing dependencies when you install all the packages

[cobalt portal]

@elonmusk

[rough dome]

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

[median owl]

@rough dome l

[viral cape]

gas station weed

[rough dome]

he has powers (oh no!!!)

[median owl]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[median owl]

???

[rough dome]

[sand citrus]

they removed tessie l its just tessie w now

[cobalt portal]

This content is blocked by this server

[median owl]

where is tessie l

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[sand citrus]

gone

[median owl]

are you docker because i want to compose you or are you compose because i want to docker you

[lone kite]

time to paru -Sy $(paru -Sl | awk '{print $2}')
(I hope this doesn't work)

[viral cape]

Enjoy your 10 minute hydraulic pressing your brain

[median owl]

let me try

[next warren]

@paper gate hi

[nocturne sedge]

ya'll know which plugin is preventing me from sending gifs right away? (it just pastes the gif into the text box)

[viral cape]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[median owl]

so true

[jaunty trellis]

exec: Failed to execute process '/usr/bin/paru': An argument or exported variable exceeds the OS argument length limit.

[nocturne sedge]

makes sense

[median owl]

me when I press ctrl + s in discord

[paper gate]

hi

[paper gate]

hi

[viral cape]

WHAT THE FUCK??

[next warren]

hi

[next warren]

hi

[lone kite]

didn't know there is a length limit to arguments, TIL

[jaunty trellis]

your ego

[median owl]

just make a package that stores them in a list and goes thru them one by one

easy

[viral cape]

Yes

[jaunty trellis]

wait how many pkgs is aur rn

[open pasture]

https://x.com/9to5mac/status/1772228329073934482?s=46

9to5Mac (@9to5mac) on X

EU rejects Apple's European App Store changes: Company could be fined 10% of global turnover https://t.co/9XyW0qL039 by @benlovejoy

Twitter · Mar 25, 2024, 11:45 AM

[viral cape]

@thorny orbit how many grenades can i put in my laptop

[sand citrus]

i killed your ego

when ppl talk about ego death im the murderer

[median owl]

why don't you just sudo pacman -S hyprland and do some rice

[jaunty trellis]

already on hyprland smh

[sand citrus]

its the other way around

[median owl]

pingu !!!!

nice

i pay for his kofi xddd

[jaunty trellis]

vax is insane in all the ways both good and bad

[sand citrus]

pingu is antivax

[jaunty trellis]

smh

[paper gate]

pinguh

[median owl]

wasdwasdwasd

[jaunty trellis]

I know about the drama and honestly idc

[median owl]

wasn't that drama just made by the community itself?

[sand citrus]

i love gnu slash linux im a gnu slash linux user

[viral cape]

phoronix comments

[jaunty trellis]

it's pure bs just don't bother

[median owl]

łæſðłæſðłæſð

[small compass]

arrow keys

[median owl]

I didnt press FN

so wasd happened

[sand citrus]

omg fortnite fortnite

[lone kite]

un-gnus your linux

[paper gate]

NO

[jaunty trellis]

alpine

[sand citrus]

i daily drive reactos

[median owl]

fn layer

[median owl]

what

why

what

[rain coral]

forced to use busybox

[jaunty trellis]

busybox my beloved

[median owl]

60% keyboard moment

nah

[harsh minnow]

[sand citrus]

its true

[harsh minnow]

60% cool

[median owl]

resistors

60% and TKL are best

[dense phoenix]

u

[jaunty trellis]

60% is whack

65 I can live with

I need my arrow keys for gd

[median owl]

annoy those weird mirror people

[harsh minnow]

busybox fans when i introduce them to idlebox

[jaunty trellis]

up arrow > mouse

[dense phoenix]

[jaunty trellis]

[median owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[open pasture]

vencord

[next warren]

thats a record

[raw panther]

I just love the tags on this

[harsh minnow]

the bluetooth device is ready to pair

i read that in her voice

[rain coral]

the bluetooth device has connected successfully

[sand citrus]

ill be so mean

[daring kelp]

Real

I ain't no simp

[next warren]

awesome

[open pasture]

[median owl]

When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to

[next warren]

maybe start by fixing your posture

you look like you have scoliosis

[daring kelp]

I won't be mean, cats are cool and cute!

Sounds like a life problem

[open pasture]

the yapper

[daring kelp]

Oh no, not the Yapper

[jaunty trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936426864845680640/1198062359193866330/image0.gif

[median owl]

https://tenor.com/view/seele-veliona-seele-vollerei-veliona-vollerei-honkai-gif-24195904

[median owl]

what was I doing here

[open pasture]

kfc

[graceful radish]

@paper gate hewwo

[rain coral]

warzone mobile is the lightest cod game in years and thats because of the limitations of mobile data

[median owl]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-kentucky-fried-chicken-sandwich-kfc-chicken-sandwich-chicken-sandwich-commercial-gif-24935889

[jaunty trellis]

wtf

[open pasture]

real

[median owl]

I wanna fucking eat this

[daring kelp]

I didn't mean to spam, I was trying to find the right emoji

[graceful radish]

does anyone know a thing or two about amdppm and their cpu controlling bios

[median owl]

no

[lone kite]

more like macron than micron

[open pasture]

Those sekai sticker plugin to be looking tempting rn

I thought you were using
#1032200195582197831 message

wrong link reaction

You were using that

That cat still staring at me

💀

I feel uneasy

[median owl]

[next warren]

you

[median owl]

wtf

[open pasture]

what did they mean by this chat

[median owl]

"you"

[open pasture]

who is you

[median owl]

I know I am me, don't know who you is

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

Plot twist: he referred to the message preview plugin that only he can see

🤯

[pine zephyr]

the discrimination against the toilet people

is so real

[open pasture]

If her referd to that then the dude is 🔥

[pine zephyr]

:3

[small bramble]

my 2 sides

[open pasture]

free the toilet people

[open pasture]

What are toilet people?

[open pasture]

Tom is one of them? I thought he was one of us

[pure shore]

is anyone else discord super slow rn

[open pasture]

A human

[dusty goblet]

nope

[pure shore]

wtf

[pine zephyr]

hola

[desert goblet]

oh my god its so me!!!

[dusty goblet]

dont greet him he just toiletposted in regulars

[fresh ledge]

[pure shore]

I was messing up with breakpoints and now my discord is completely fucked

[pure shore]

how does this happen

[open pasture]

Baby Barack yoda

🔥🔥🔥

[graceful radish]

@small bramble btw i got dpys working

ty

[small bramble]

yw

[desert goblet]

probably fucked up a breakpoint (i dont know anything about breakpoints im just spewing random shit)

[pine zephyr]

put breakpoints everywhere

so it stops

[pure shore]

I fixed

[desert goblet]

great

what did you do

[graceful radish]

just clear all breakpoints

🧠

[pine zephyr]

delete discord is better

[dusty goblet]

ok

[pine zephyr]

do it

[dusty goblet]

not depressed enough :3

[paper gate]

hiii

[next warren]

how much is enough

[graceful radish]

uwu

https://youtu.be/RUmXlpndrkc?si=IcLQk8E-JB6R0tVg

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[keen junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1169850799451553854/1220154958414872687/attachment.gif

[dusty goblet]

fuck u

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-cat-cat-depressed-depression-gif-13240550249247957481

[dusty goblet]

:3

[open pasture]

We must mew 🫡

The jawline awaits

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/super-sonic-sonic-adventure-minor-spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-meme-gif-24372166

[open pasture]

Dam, thanks for spotting it out mb. Respect bro 🫡🤝

vesktop still doesn’t workkkkkk

wahhhh

[pine zephyr]

the spleen

[open pasture]

I have the same issue fr

Ur on Mac?

it’s just a damn fucking white box

no

Fuck

It's just me then

insane i love this

doesn’t even appear in the bar on taskbar

i forgot name

tray

literally window 10

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1098881040900173895.gif?size=48

[open pasture]

Reinstall it or right click in it and press on reset vesktop settings

[open pasture]

there is no tray icon

[open pasture]

Delete it from file explorer or control panel then

[noble quest]

Oops!

[open pasture]

i’ve alr deleted and reinstalled

shit just honked

[open pasture]

Idk try support 💀

[fickle cosmos]

🗿

[graceful radish]

imagine using support

[open pasture]

also stop helping me this isn’t #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 you’ll be exploded

i don’t want to be the cause of another death 😞

[open pasture]

Me, explode

Never

after that family of 5 i murdered

[graceful radish]

wht if i wanna explode

[open pasture]

Hard ware store

i said that was the last 💜

[open pasture]

💥

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1104534573313962175.gif?size=48

[graceful radish]

omg its that css developer

[open pasture]

some died FIRE

[desert goblet]

someone died.

[open pasture]

Very cool

[graceful radish]

probably me

[graceful radish]

transition timelines are banned

[dusty goblet]

I should click 8 billion times

[open pasture]

epic party

insane quake pro

someone will throw up

[desert goblet]

you fool you'll kill us all

[dusty goblet]

exactly

[keen junco]

is that an 1.8 server

[open pasture]

1.12

[keen junco]

ah

[open pasture]

people play 1.8 to pvp tho

[dusty goblet]

why would you not want that

[keen junco]

1.8 servers gonna have a field day today

[open pasture]

why

[keen junco]

new server crasher just dropped

[open pasture]

LOL

crash pp

pls

stop my gambling addiction

[desert goblet]

because i want to live

[open pasture]

• Wins: 1028 ($425,999,468,225,882 (425.99T))
• Losses: 965 ($501,476,708,851,843 (501.47T))
• Total Won: $-75,477,240,625,961 (-75.47T)
• Win Rate: 51.58%

[keen junco]

well crashing is legally questionable

so i can't do that

[open pasture]

i will crash you

[dusty goblet]

too bad

[keen junco]

can you even get signs on pp

[graceful radish]

tbis swever (tbis chanel) is such a mood i like it

[paper gate]

@keen junco hi

[desert goblet]

making a site page dedicated to this

[paper gate]

hii

[graceful radish]

wobble

[desert goblet]

making it a gif first tho

[graceful radish]

y

[desert goblet]

so it constantly loops

[keen junco]

gif has shit quality

[open pasture]

wdym

[keen junco]

make it an avif

[keen junco]

the crasher uses signs

[open pasture]

yeah u just craft them

wood*

[open pasture]

avif > gif

zeet v1.7

[desert goblet]

fine picky mf

[graceful radish]

just use video format

also

apng exists

[open pasture]

apng is also shit 😄

[paper gate]

husk mug

[obsidian shoal]

https://i.imgur.com/ZKbxE0f.png

[errant chasm]

meow meow

[open pasture]

make it an apng++

[paper gate]

gougar

@errant chasm hiiii

[errant chasm]

hiii

[graceful radish]

nobody knows it so its even more fun

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-mountain-lion-joba-cat-smile-gif-25936345

[median owl]

https://tenor.com/view/yandel-catloaf-loaf-loaf-cat-loaf-of-bread-gif-26005467

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/gougar-gouger-cougar-googus-gif-26563443

[open pasture]

"nobody knows it", erm, I guess you weren't around when EVERYONE was using apng for free animated pfps without nitro on discord?

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1012362190449279037/1221823824803139584/img_1_1711367144880.jpg?ex=6613fb1c&is=6601861c&hm=0d974374517f799cc897718c970713d45e9e67d28a372a3038111e2f2e302c3f&

[open pasture]

ngl same

aspirations 🙌🏻

[paper gate]

[open pasture]

zeet will never die

legacy must continue

[paper gate]

horror

[graceful radish]

gif should never have existed

[graceful radish]

i wasn't around that

but its fun to know

[random basalt]

Abc to be friends (js add me if u want to)

[open pasture]

uhm 🤓 ahkctually ☝🏻 it’s pronounced 🗣️ jif 🔥

[random basalt]

What?

[open pasture]

zeet if u husk me i’ll explode u

[random basalt]

😦

[graceful radish]

i hate english like why

[harsh minnow]

apng might be meh but gif is even worse

[graceful radish]

gist sounds like jist

[harsh minnow]

gif is the most atrocious format in existence

[random basalt]

Then why u speaking it

[graceful radish]

^

[harsh minnow]

you can also say gist with a proper g

[graceful radish]

its like javascript

[random basalt]

Oh Yh

[harsh minnow]

it depends on dialect

[paper gate]

i speak kotlin

[graceful radish]

are you friends with java

[paper gate]

we are acquaintances

[tired sundial]

I speak c#

[harsh minnow]

https://youtu.be/rFrPz1WkBvk

[graceful radish]

microsoft simp

[paper gate]

@graceful radish hiii

[graceful radish]

its u

[split sinew]

Guys what is your recommendations for good alternative for Vendetta??

[tired sundial]

Im not wheatley

[open pasture]

revenge

[graceful radish]

@tired sundial if c# is the only language u know pls get off of c#

[tired sundial]

I know autohotkey

i used to write shitty gui programs with it

[graceful radish]

i hate how autohotkey works

and the v1 v2 thing

just breaks my brain

[open pasture]

what brain

[graceful radish]

idk

[covert lodge]

zeet try not to husk challenge (impossible)

[graceful radish]

there used to be somewhere

[harsh minnow]

average quora

[lunar ermine]

most normal quora user

[jaunty trellis]

wtf

[open pasture]

@soft wadi draw her husking zeet

[harsh minnow]

i was browsing the depths of quore once and i saw darker things than i could imagine

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[harsh minnow]

it's crazy what kinda content is on there

[graceful radish]

quora just took the place for yahoo answers

once it shows down another qna website is gonna get infected

shuts*

[desert goblet]

https://madelinemaid.neocities.org/ducky

[errant chasm]

ducky

[pine zephyr]

ducky

[desert goblet]

i love how setting the embed color to #fff or #ffffff makes it BLUE instead of white

so ihad to set it to #fffffe

[soft wadi]

m

[open pasture]

m

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow hop on quora

Vencord support on quora soon

[glass shell]

Q: Hey guys how do you use this plugin?

A: My daughter commited vehicular manslaughter in 2013

[lunar ermine]

is that better or worse than #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[desert goblet]

better

[dusty goblet]

Q: what plugin to use to commit vehicular manslaughter without punishment?

[paper gate]

hi @glass shell

[graceful radish]

its more or less the same the only difference is that quora answerers will try to use proper grammar and punctuation

[desert goblet]

A: SilentTyping

[glass shell]

hi zeet

[hollow jackal]

"my 13yo daughter sneezed a bit too loudly, so i killed her, was it too harsh of a punishment?"

[paper gate]

[dusty goblet]

[paper gate]

vee is a snailcat

[graceful radish]

i caught my 14 yo on discord. do i take his internet access away

[dusty goblet]

YES

actually dont

[glass shell]

i caught my 14 years old on google maps do i kill him

[graceful radish]

my 8 yo daughter has been seeing someone on discord named frank. what do i do

[desert goblet]

i caught my 10 year old breathing, should i kill him?

[dusty goblet]

yes

[lunar ermine]

my four year old son just picked up a pebble, manslaughter?

[dusty goblet]

always

[graceful radish]

my 2 year old son is able to speak 3 languages. when does he get a Nobel prize?

[dusty goblet]

fake

[pine zephyr]

toyota

[dusty goblet]

LMAO WHAT

"your honor i was driving toyota"
"innocent"

[pine zephyr]

real

[desert goblet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845405424885694504/924531231062884352/4F89A806-55A5-44BB-8CB4-E40B0E7814F6.gif

[pine zephyr]

simply remove silence plate when committing vehicular manslaughter

[open pasture]

what

[graceful radish]

yk i kinda wanted to do smth interesting

who here knows how server response stream works for blobs

[dusty goblet]

damn the reddit story where a mom helped their child with 2 broken arms is better

[graceful radish]

this is chatgpt levels of comprehension

[pine zephyr]

weed cirno

[graceful radish]

gives another meaning to cloud 9

[pine zephyr]

guys would u get on cookie run kingdom

[graceful radish]

[dusty goblet]

whats cloud 9

[graceful radish]

OMG THAT GAME STILL EXISTS

[graceful radish]

uhhhh

[pine zephyr]

yes

i got a very cool cookie

[graceful radish]

show

i liked that game

[open pasture]

froppe

[graceful radish]

a lot

and was like very early player

[pine zephyr]

when i finish loading xd

[paper gate]

my name frank

[graceful radish]

but then i stopped cuz the like micro transactions were too much for me

the game itself is so cute though 😭

[pine zephyr]

just dont put money on it lol

i got this cookie she looks so cool

[graceful radish]

cop that look

:3

idk lile

like

idk i dont think i play games anymore

every time i play games

[dense phoenix]

holy shit i forgot that game exists

[graceful radish]

i just think of ways to automate it

[dense phoenix]

its been more than a year

yeah its a p2w hellhole now

[pine zephyr]

yeah

but is a good p2w hellhole

[graceful radish]

ion like

[dusty goblet]

idek about that game

[graceful radish]

🫠

[pine zephyr]

lol

[dense phoenix]

well not good, it's just not bad

for a gacha game not bad is good enough

[glossy swallow]

a dentist told me i need my parent's help brushing my teeth

[steep spire]

what

[glossy swallow]

this sticker hurts me

[paper gate]

insane

[glossy swallow]

the reason its weird is because i was 15? at the time

[steep spire]

oh ok

thought he said it like now

like you were at a dentist rn

and like he told you that lamo

lmao

[glossy swallow]

or she i can't remember

[keen junco]

blud forgor

[steep spire]

eh dentist

[odd wave]

i needto play the cookie run games again

did they release on pc

[steep spire]

british people are scared of the dentist

[pine zephyr]

is on google play

client

[steep spire]

americans too

[hollow jackal]

https://serika.lol/fucyou.jpg

[steep spire]

thats evil

[odd wave]

damn i have to download spyware (google) to play it

[glass shell]

g

[odd wave]

g

[brazen geyser]

Man tmb I'm afraid of vencord going eol after the vendetta thing

[pine zephyr]

so far google play beta is the best emulator for android ngl

[odd wave]

whats happening

[steep spire]

google give you lots of advantages over other spyware! /hj

[brazen geyser]

Nothing here (I think)

But vendetta went eol

[glass shell]

oh god

[odd wave]

who is this vendetta fellow

[pine zephyr]

me

[glass shell]

i think i rubbed off on my friend

[brazen geyser]

Android client mod

[pine zephyr]

i took down vendetta

[odd wave]

oh

[steep spire]

I hate people with matching pfps

[dense phoenix]

vendetta is gon

[brazen geyser]

Same

[keen junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1169850799451553854/1220154958414872687/attachment.gif

[glass shell]

he's like

mildly conservative

[steep spire]

is it bc you got no bf or gf?

[glass shell]

and now he says

[brazen geyser]

Man I'm literally using a matching photo rn akjdksjdkwjss

[keen junco]

so true...

[glass shell]

this is the last dude i expected to say "so true..."

[pine zephyr]

this is the only the acceptable matching pfp

[odd wave]

why is this a gif

[glass shell]

before i know it he's gonna be like "so true bestie!! yass slay!!"

[brazen geyser]

I have a bf

[keen junco]

so i can add it to my gif picker

[odd wave]

okay hear me out. what if the people matching drew the pfp themselves

[glass shell]

false, this

[pine zephyr]

lmfao

[steep spire]

I draw them sometimes and its always cringe

[odd wave]

why isthere blood on the SIDE of her head

not wehre the bottle hit

[glass shell]

the horse

[glass shell]

the horse

[odd wave]

fucking dumbass cant even bleed correctly

did you know that kirby is a pink guy

[next warren]

love

[steep spire]

no

[glass shell]

sex in splatoon

[brazen geyser]

It gets me a little worried about the future of vencord
(Srry for resending it, forgot the reply ping)

[glossy swallow]

who deleted my review from mcrizzz official

[odd wave]

SEX

[glass shell]

im not even joking this is official dialogue

[odd wave]

SEX

SEX

actually like all of the splatoon idols look weird i wouldnt

[glass shell]

no but i mean like

marina and pearl are TOTALLY lesbians

[dusty goblet]

me

[odd wave]

true true

[hot hinge]

so true

and they have nb characters too

[glass shell]

why won't nintendo make them kiss it's not even speculation at this point

[hot hinge]

never played any splatoon games

[odd wave]

marie and callie would either be gay or very hardly straight

[glass shell]

shiver

[odd wave]

shiver

[glass shell]

but she's more of a demigirl if anything

[hot hinge]

I was gonna say supposedly

[glass shell]

?

sorry im not a weeb

[hot hinge]

very lovely

[glass shell]

what do you mean

[hot hinge]

also how're u callie

[stark herald]

@hot hinge bwa

[hot hinge]

@stark heraldbwa@stark herald

[glass shell]

they're cousins buddy

[odd wave]

not for eachother

WHAT

[glass shell]

ohhh

callie and frye

[hot hinge]

die

[glass shell]

marie would be like

conservative mom

[odd wave]

hahaaa child

[hot hinge]

nuh uh

[glass shell]

and crayfish is her gay dad

[hot hinge]

age restricted vid

perfect ty

[odd wave]

The INSANE Vtuber who streamed Japanese p*** in a Nintendo game - T...
Watch this video from Mujin On Poke!
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[glass shell]

is poketube like individious but alive

[hollow jackal]

i remember this

[steep spire]

what

what

huh

what

[hot hinge]

hii

[odd wave]

what

[steep spire]

why is that a video

[glass shell]

but does it actually work

[odd wave]

youre a video

[steep spire]

I am a video

[glass shell]

because individious has seen better days

[steep spire]

hi gays

guys*(

[glass shell]

damn.,,,,

[steep spire]

my mind is in the clouds

[hollow jackal]

it's basically just ultra keying splatoon colors with porn playing in the bg

[steep spire]

thinking bout cool men

[paper gate]

kill vtubers

[glass shell]

ill finally be able to watch video where they say fuck like 30 seconds in

[hollow jackal]

haii

[paper gate]

@glass shell hi

[odd wave]

truly a weeb moment

[hot hinge]

you ever thought of rushii and fubuki

[glass shell]

hi zeet

[odd wave]

fucking hate weebs

[glass shell]

you said hi to me twice

[odd wave]

i hate them

[hot hinge]

hiiiiii

[paper gate]

still would also hii

[glass shell]

you like deltarune

toby fox is a weeb

[hot hinge]

fury

[glass shell]

thus you are a weeb

[paper gate]

@hot hinge

[hot hinge]

appl

[paper gate]

this image is so funny

[glass shell]

THEY LITERALLY SLEEP TOGETHER WHAT

[paper gate]

fres scared of aple

[stark herald]

what is this

[odd wave]

fuck thever

the vencord

it got me

[paper gate]

appe

[odd wave]

i must go

[glass shell]

what

did vencord show up to your house

[glass shell]

okay so the strat here is boarding the door

and grab a crucifix

then you snap the left part of the cross

and you stick a qr code on it

then what you do is make them scan it

[noble quest]

Wait is it cannon now

[stark herald]

gonna be sad

[fresh ledge]

He looks like the rabbit from a game called rayman raving rabbits 2

[glass shell]

and it will effectively make their computer run "pacman -S gnome-full"

[glass shell]

this will effectively install malware on their computer

[hot hinge]

truly

[stark herald]

what the husk

[glass shell]

what's going on

can the server like

not decide if this is husk enough

[steep spire]

I love hust from heluva boss

[glass shell]

is this like

schrodinger's husk

[paper gate]

the husking!

[hollow jackal]

[fresh ledge]

is better

[open pasture]

despicable husk

[noble quest]

Whoops

Wrong imaye

[paper gate]

nuh uh

[paper gate]

you

[open pasture]

wet

[glass shell]

I'm going to use your skin as a sheet for when im cold 🎉

[errant chasm]

Thing

[open pasture]

piracy

[hollow jackal]

qbittorent is my favourite streaming service

[noble quest]

He's just like me fr

[glass shell]

my neighbor's hard drive is my favorite streaming service

[noble quest]

I clicked no

[noble quest]

It actually asked me this

[hollow jackal]

i think it's for detecting your carrier

[digital kettle]

hai chat

[hollow jackal]

hai

[digital kettle]

hai

[hot hinge]

hiiiii

[digital kettle]

haiii :333

[hollow jackal]

o rite

[urban elk]

@subtle raven meow :33

[stark herald]

e

[hot hinge]

finnnnsterrr hiii

[dull anvil]

Haii

[digital kettle]

haii cutieesss

[subtle raven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

damn.

[digital kettle]

:3

[hot hinge]

you ^^

[digital kettle]

u

[stark herald]

poke

poke

[hollow jackal]

ඞ

[subtle raven]

no fucking way.

[pine ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[hollow jackal]

yeah

[urban elk]

LMAO

[digital kettle]

@jaunty remnant poke is gonna get like 11m more requests on march 30 😭

[hot hinge]

I want your download so bad, it's like 8x mine

[urban elk]

honestly I expected you to ask if I was okay again

[stark herald]

guys don't seed stuff it show your ip

[urban elk]

and I'd say something funny
@subtle raven

[hallow saddle]

no devices intended :0

[stark herald]

eeper

[hallow saddle]

sry had to make that joke

[noble quest]

How do I edit dns servers on Android

[subtle raven]

188.241.176.130

[hot hinge]

hii hannah

[subtle raven]

have fun

[hallow saddle]

hiiii ^u^

[digital kettle]

yay :33

[noble quest]

The edit button in the corner doesn't let me

[hot hinge]

and she has fren req off :c

[pine ginkgo]

his name is ""not for public release" filetype:pdf site:s3.amazonaws.com"

[hallow saddle]

NOOO SOWWY

[hollow jackal]

m247 vpn, lame

[glass shell]

[hot hinge]

sob

[subtle raven]

it's free tho :C

[hallow saddle]

lemme turn them on kdfjkdf i keep forgetting too u//w//u

[hot hinge]

send me oneee

[stark herald]

how expensive is y'all's ISP

[hot hinge]

pls

[pine ginkgo]

search his name on google

[subtle raven]

as in, I'm exploiting a free trial free

[pine ginkgo]

yes

[hot hinge]

spectrum sucks

[hollow jackal]

just use windscribe

[hallow saddle]

there we GOO

twy now

[pine ginkgo]

my reaction

[hot hinge]

yayyy

[paper gate]

who's hannah

[hallow saddle]

me

[hot hinge]

Hannah chu is so cute

[paper gate]

hi

[subtle raven]

wasn't it like 12€/mo billed annually?

[errant chasm]

hi hannah

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hiii

[hot hinge]

the hanner

[urban elk]

I have been awake for the past 14 hours

[paper gate]

oh they're new

[hallow saddle]

awww thanku :33

[errant chasm]

zeet

[hallow saddle]

no u

[paper gate]

welcome to my server

[urban elk]

and I'm preparing for the great eep

[digital kettle]

WHY IS IT ALL AMERICANS

[subtle raven]

david for the love of god can you not

[hot hinge]

nuh uh!

[hollow jackal]

u can exploit the free trial
10gb/month if u verify email

[paper gate]

[urban elk]

why

[hot hinge]

'murica 💪

[paper gate]

I got like 140k requests on my personal website from the US

[urban elk]

just to let you know, I'm not exactly the one who finds it funny to meow at you

[paper gate]

almost 10 GB transferred

in a month

[digital kettle]

poke gets 10TB in a month

[stark herald]

not for long

[subtle raven]

never using cleanshot again 💀

[paper gate]

@hallow saddle hi

[digital kettle]

week***

[paper gate]

@stark herald hi

[urban elk]

true

[paper gate]

MORE HUSK

[hot hinge]

@fresh ledge????

HI

[urban elk]

my brain is shutting down

[subtle raven]

how on earth

[urban elk]

wait

[hallow saddle]

hellooo :33

[paper gate]

steam sale pfp

[stark herald]

who is this teez person

[fresh ledge]

Hello lui

[digital kettle]

poke has 1500 users per day

[urban elk]

brain shutting down
feel like I have to pee
that feeling has been there for some time

[hallow saddle]

hehe yes

[urban elk]

oh don't fucking tell me

[hot hinge]

teez? teez nuts

[subtle raven]

ohh as in, hosting

[paper gate]

i like

[errant chasm]

fres fears teez

[digital kettle]

yesh

[subtle raven]

yeah that's reasonable

[urban elk]

NO

FUCK

[paper gate]

yes

[hallow saddle]

[paper gate]

[fresh ledge]

@paper gate minky pic wgen

[errant chasm]