🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[hollow surge]

That can get you in serious trouble with the police.

[next warren]

I wish police were birds

[lime talon]

being a bird i don't think is too good

[hollow surge]

Hunting of endangered species(I want to be a toucan).

[paper gate]

@hollow surge hi

[hollow surge]

Who are you now?

Oh.

Hello Zeet.

[next warren]

Hello Zeet.

[sand citrus]

why not

[hollow surge]

Took me a minute to decipher who was it I was speaking with.

[next warren]

=evil

[sand citrus]

oguhybhuijokgyhoutjlbgyholujt

[sand citrus]

y7thgbnyfghufyughtj6u7td5erd7ty

[sand citrus]

y7s65irgyjnt sw56r7ijyws46ir546qetuiaj

[next warren]

=evil teez

[sand citrus]

bvn gtcbn gvtcfhgvbjt5

[next warren]

@sand citrusidiot

[sand citrus]

sorry

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/putin-sigma-mewing-gif-13750899674712754521

[sand citrus]

awsesome. AS FUCK!

[hollow surge]

I am the most awesome guy from the whole wide world.

😎

[sand citrus]

i dont see it in ur name

and like

[pine ginkgo]

putin when someone says the votes were rigged

[sand citrus]

idk if i agree

if i have to be honest

so

THATS RIGHT

[hollow surge]

I am Not and you combined.

That's how awesome I am.

Actually, I have lied. He is the most awesome guy from the whole world.

[sand citrus]

me and bop never hada kid

we dont talk about that one time

it doesnt count

yeah

they wish

[hollow surge]

I meant as in, "put the both of you on a pot full of acid" type of combined.

[sand citrus]

but wheres the awesome then

no more awesome

[sand citrus]

but that would be destroyed by acid

[hollow surge]

No, I don't believe that's how acid works.

[sand citrus]

well my beliefs are more awesome than yours

the bad one

[hollow surge]

Sulfuric.

[sand citrus]

yeah

not the one that makes you awesome

or helps you become awesome

[hollow surge]

Okay whatever, I am the both of you combined(as in made a soup of), that's how awesome I am.

[sand citrus]

ur a soup

fucking loser

LOOOOL

THIS GUYS A SOUP

AHHAHAHAH

[hollow surge]

You are not awesome.

[sick hedge]

guys

[paper gate]

@sick hedge hiii

[sick hedge]

i finally dont have to pay

HIII

[sand citrus]

u enver had to pay

[sick hedge]

no it was yrly before

[sand citrus]

try not buying nitro

maybe

[sick hedge]

W SONG CHAT

[hollow surge]

Jesus. You're rich.

[sick hedge]

no nitro is good

[sand citrus]

yeah

[sick hedge]

yurrr

[sand citrus]

no nitro

is good

[sick hedge]

yes

nitro

[sand citrus]

no nitro

[sick hedge]

is da best

[paper gate]

@burnt maple hiii

[hollow surge]

Nitro was indeed very cool when I had it, however I would rather buy Guarana Antartica(That drink is cooler) than to buy nitro.

[unique wyvern]

what's up chat

[next warren]

nini

evil zeet ignoring

[dull anvil]

how bad could it be

clueless~4

[dusty goblet]

thatd be so horrible

april fools in general is dumb and useless

[sick hedge]

guys

[hollow surge]

What is a "regular"?

[sick hedge]

here we go

[next warren]

switch role colors

regular and cute people are white

[dense phoenix]

racial segregation isnt funny

[sand citrus]

idk

[hollow surge]

Most of the holidays and also most of life is useless, there is no reason to be mean for things that have "no reason", when everything else doesn't either.

[dense phoenix]

fym depends

[sick hedge]

WWWWWW

[hollow surge]

That's- Not the idea I was trying to pass...?

[next warren]

ok wtf is this chat

[hollow surge]

Not awesome.

[dusty goblet]

yea but we dont need extra useless things like april fools

[sand citrus]

mistakes dont make u any less awesome..

[hollow surge]

I ate it.

[hollow surge]

0+0=0

[dusty goblet]

ill just leave for april fools

[sand citrus]

welll i dont see them being awesome

so

[dusty goblet]

every april fools the last 4 years has been horrible

[hollow surge]

Me trying to explain to the cops that it's cool do kill babies:

[next warren]

pwnky stole my fucking awesome

[hollow surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1175960363838226432/1218949024389009508/attachment.gif?ex=660985be&is=65f710be&hm=6072948bafaa953144762597a2fe70efac87732bfefccafc0f1a1bf128eee137&

No I didn't.

[next warren]

nihilism is awesome

[hollow surge]

Nihilism is saddening and therefor not awesome.

[lime talon]

h

[raw panther]

pwnky shoould be pwnky(adorable) instead

[next warren]

what do you say about this?

huh?

[hollow surge]

um

[next warren]

who's saddening now

[dusty goblet]

why spread lies

[raw panther]

wdym

[hollow surge]

Optimistic nihilism is dangerous. Being a nihilist means you could just ignore moral rights.

[next warren]

what rights

[raw panther]

my wife often calls me a nihilist without knowing what that word means

[hollow surge]

ashamed

That's mean.

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/dipole-auntie-raptured-my-auntie-was-raptured-gif-2171439813560569017

[next warren]

😨

hi pouteto

i feel bad for ur antee

[sick hedge]

better late than nver

[hollow surge]

I feel like capturing children and using them to boil a cake.

I will go do that now. Goodbye everyone.

[sick hedge]

bye

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-chat-nuggg-cat-gif-21790721

[paper gate]

@next warren hiii

[keen junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/869824434612076555/1221067170859978853/attachment.gif

[steep spire]

wyha6

[thorny peak]

C a t

[dense phoenix]

cat!

[dusty goblet]

cat will explode

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/boomshakalaka-gif-25687559

[thorny peak]

Kitty!!

Vs

ICBM!!

Who will win

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crunch-cat-crunch-emote-crunch-emote-gif-5506737341963771034

kitty ate the warhead payload

[next warren]

hiii

[thorny peak]

Radioactive kitty

Kitty finna turn green😭

[errant chasm]

@dusty goblet you are getting very eepy

cta will eep

[raw panther]

pixel will eep

[errant chasm]

Nop

Not now

[thorny peak]

Is this how we get people to sleep? We just tell them you are eepy and they eep

[errant chasm]

yop

[thorny peak]

I C

Clyde should eep

Ngl

[dusty goblet]

nop

only sad

not eepy

[errant chasm]

why sad

[dusty goblet]

idk

[thorny peak]

Why not 4?

Or is 4 like permanent eep

[next warren]

zz.. eep yourself now

[thorny peak]

🤨

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120475966297350274/1168891419394584626/togif.gif

[next warren]

shut up

[thorny peak]

Nuh uh

[next warren]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-kitten-kitten-phone-kitten-flip-terrified-kitten-gif-16034921

[errant chasm]

dms are always open

[dusty goblet]

i dont have anything to say but :3

[errant chasm]

[dense phoenix]

need glasses like that

wanna look like a nerd

maybe people will actually think im smart

[dusty goblet]

I have glasses and i look dumb

:3

antinerd

[dense phoenix]

not possible

[dusty goblet]

how

[paper gate]

kill sunnie

@next warren hiii

[next warren]

hi live teez

[slow brook]

maybe but the illusion will break once you speak

[dusty goblet]

nuh

[cobalt portal]

I had glasses like that but I got new ones cuz

I didn't like my face in them

[elder geyser]

@deep token i jailbroke my iphone 6s :3

[noble quest]

I love whoever invented heated benches. The metal part is 100+ degrees.

[cobalt portal]

I still don't like my face but it's better ig

[storm cedar]

It said heated

not human seat heated

[slow brook]

skill issue

[storm cedar]

cook food on it or something

[deep token]

hot

what ios

[eager marsh]

bwaaa

[noble quest]

Whar

[eager marsh]

omgggg im blu

no way

since whern

[slow brook]

don’t sit on the metal part

skill issue

[elder geyser]

15.7.7

i put palera1n on it

[noble quest]

No it feels so good

[jagged sky]

Hi

[deep token]

damn

[eager marsh]

bwe

[deep token]

install trollstore, remove palera1n and install dopamine

[deep token]

hiiii

[noble quest]

I didn't even know the 6s went that high

[slow brook]

it sounded like you were complaining

[noble quest]

Neat

[eager marsh]

haiiiiiii

meem is here

[paper gate]

@eager marsh hiiii

mimi

[elder geyser]

doesn't trollstore stop working after i get rid of palera1n?

[deep token]

its the longest supported iphone ever

[deep token]

no

ct bug exists on 14.0-15.8.1

[noble quest]

Did you miss the part where I said I love

[slow brook]

install a bullet into your elon musk neurochop

[paper gate]

DO

[deep token]

get blocked weirdo

[eager marsh]

hewo

[deep token]

fucking asshat

[eager marsh]

???

[noble quest]

I traded mine in for 50$ 🙁 . Peak iPhone imo

[slow brook]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-blocked-superiority-complex-thanos-gif-22859838

god damn it

[eager marsh]

i havve a completely useless iphone 5

[deep token]

sad.....

i love my 6s

[elder geyser]

it was a great phone

[noble quest]

I downgraded from a 6s to an se2

[tight bobcat]

who got custom ringtone plugin i need og skype ringtone

[slow brook]

i thought you were being sarcastic

[elder geyser]

i would 100% buy a modern iphone with the 6s form factor

[paper gate]

true

[elder geyser]

my dream iphone would be

iphone 6s form factor

[paper gate]

i don't block anyone

[elder geyser]

but modern iphone cameras and screen

[hollow jackal]

this is gonna blow ur mind

iphone SE 2022

[eager marsh]

bwaa

[deep token]

old cameras

[elder geyser]

and modern iphone battery life because holy fuck this thing dies fast

[deep token]

750p lcd

2000mah battery only

[zinc spire]

bwaaa

[eager marsh]

annie spotted

[hollow jackal]

[dense phoenix]

the iphone se is just

weird

[hollow jackal]

iphone se is bad yeah

[dense phoenix]

why does it exist

[elder geyser]

why are all apple websites like that

holy fuck they LOVEEEE scrolling elements

[hollow jackal]

people still like the poopy design tho somehow

[deep token]

its not too bad
better than the 5c

[hollow jackal]

i love home button !!! i love thick ass borders !!!

[deep token]

cheap entry level iphone

and old people

[storm cedar]

Iphone for the poors who get bullied into buying one

[deep token]

my mom was like "i love the home button"

[dense phoenix]

yeah but the specs are so unbalanced

[deep token]

then she got a 13 mini and she doesnt miss it

[elder geyser]

why on earth are they showing me all these other iphones

im on the page for the iphone se

[storm cedar]

tryna tempt u

[deep token]

because decisions?

[hollow jackal]

maybe if you wanted to buy iphone 15 pro

[elder geyser]

ive clearly already made my decision if im directly on the fucking page for a specific iphone 😭

[open pasture]

no bro that's the page that compares iphones

[deep token]

no

lol

[open pasture]

yeah it is

[hollow jackal]

i think apple's website is fine

[storm cedar]

its a cheaper one

[deep token]

idk i find it nice that they put it there on the bottom

[hollow jackal]

better than samsung's

[storm cedar]

are you sure you don't wanna spend 1k on a phone

:3

look this one isn't even 1k

[elder geyser]

what the fuck

my usb drive

[elder geyser]

i unplugged it and put it on my desk

shit just

disappeared

[deep token]

happens to me too

[storm cedar]

that's why I put mine in a ziplock bag

deadass haven't lost one

since

[open pasture]

@deep token btw i got meg on brawl stars

[signal rose]

that's not miku

[open pasture]

m

[open pasture]

that's power miku

[mossy egret]

good enough

[next warren]

a floor cat

[elder geyser]

im genuinely bewildered

it was RIGHT HERE

[open pasture]

https://i.potato.best/hBeF64ruyh8t why it lying

[stark herald]

here you go https://store.google.com/category/phones

[open pasture]

listening to an entire different song and albun

https://i.potato.best/8EfXEZstCbe0

[elder geyser]

WHAT

while trying to find it

i found ANOTHER usb that i haven't seen in months?????

[storm cedar]

Bag m up

[stark herald]

what room are you in

bedroom?

[storm cedar]

those fuckers run

[elder geyser]

yes

[stark herald]

is the lost usb perhaps near your bed

/under it

[storm cedar]

'usb'

[elder geyser]

prolly not

[storm cedar]

j/

[elder geyser]

ok what the fuck

i look under my bed

[stark herald]

you're welcome

[elder geyser]

i see yet another usb stick i haven't seen in months

[storm cedar]

Julie

[stark herald]

oh

:(

[paper gate]

oh god three of them

[storm cedar]

Put them in a bag once you're done

[elder geyser]

why am i finding every other stick but the one i want to find??????

[stark herald]

zee

[storm cedar]

its the only way

[paper gate]

@next warren hi

fres

[eager marsh]

woa... winamp..

[storm cedar]

You're carpet surfing

ifykyk

[stark herald]

paypal me 50 usd

[open pasture]

[eager marsh]

i use aimp tho

[open pasture]

AI???

AHH

[next warren]

[eager marsh]

wha

[lime talon]

i look up i see a paw

[open pasture]

based :3

[stark herald]

guys whats yall phone

[stark herald]

where

[eager marsh]

xiaomi poco x5 pro

[storm cedar]

Huawei P20 Pro

[eager marsh]

yop i love it

[open pasture]

iphone 13 pro max

[stark herald]

this is expensive

[open pasture]

its apple

[paper gate]

@eager marsh mimi

[eager marsh]

meem

[stark herald]

it seems my phone is very cheap i think

idk i cant find price

samsung galaxy m12

[eager marsh]

my phone is pretty good i think

[paper gate]

mimi funny

[eager marsh]

obviously i installed custom rom

[lime talon]

above

[eager marsh]

(miui fucking sucks

[paper gate]

mimiui

[eager marsh]

omg true mimiui

[lime talon]

essentially a galaxy A21s but renamed

[eager marsh]

yoooo holy shit evox update

[stark herald]

yeah

[eager marsh]

ewwww a series...

i used to have an a series phone

luckily its a50 so it had some roms but its just yucky

[lime talon]

they range from terrible to almost S

[eager marsh]

i handled a0x before

its a nightmare

[lime talon]

the A21s is equivalent to an A03 but older i think

[thorny peak]

S24 ultra 1TB version

[eager marsh]

im pretty sure i handled an a02s once that refused to be flashed with anything custom

i very much prefer xiaomi because they have a lot of custom rom support

[thorny peak]

Best part is I traded in my old phone and got it for $334 xD

[lime talon]

Galaxy A21s. Rediscover the meaning of awesome.
uh huh

[next warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-21406215

[lime talon]

With 32GB of built-in storage, there’s enough room to keep all of your photos in one place.
yep

[next warren]

minky yamyam

[signal rose]

my brother has 64GB storage on his phone and he ran out so fast lol

[dusty goblet]

Yamyam

[lime talon]

i dealt with 32GB for over a year

[lapis lava]

i think my compooter is infected

should i wipe

[signal rose]

that sounds horrible

[lapis lava]

terrible

[eager marsh]

im not kitty.....

[thorny peak]

Oh no

Compooter angy

:(

[elder geyser]

found the flashdrive

[eager marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836315833742786590/1204756821399703592/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[storm cedar]

nice

[thorny peak]

I knew someone who had 16gb

Never knew how they lived

[eager marsh]

i had 16 for a while

very painful

then 64

now uhhh

256

[elder geyser]

@deep token why is itunes for windows so dogshit?

[thorny peak]

Literally 3 apps and you're out of storage

[eager marsh]

no idea what to use the 256 gb for

[thorny peak]

Cause it's ITunes

[lime talon]

looking at my old phone on amazon, i see this

[thorny peak]

Memes

Just memes

[eager marsh]

uhhh

termux claimed 21 gbs

[storm cedar]

I have 128Gb

[lime talon]

i have 128gb

[storm cedar]

lmao

[thorny peak]

I have 122gb of memes😭

[eager marsh]

im pretty happy with my phone idk

[storm cedar]

dump on a pc

[eager marsh]

might be a bit overkill for me but meh

[thorny peak]

Nah

[lime talon]

all of my old phone's CPU cores are Cortex-A55

[thorny peak]

I have more than enough storage for it but it's funny as hell how I have a few videos that take up like 10 gigs

[thorny peak]

This is why we don't cast metal into an object that holds a shit ton of water😭

[mossy egret]

my childhood

[lime talon]

@paper gate HM01 having transmitter issues again 13435

[deep token]

idk it got replaced

[hollow surge]

Hello everynyan.

https://tenor.com/view/i-wish-i-were-a-bird-gif-6364553764737903642

[tired sundial]

Osaka referenced

[hollow surge]

Quick! Scatter! Run in circles!

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-osaka-chiyo-hair-static-gif-26971046

[errant chasm]

[thorny peak]

Boops and moosh is very me

[next warren]

i don't like that image honestly

[thorny peak]

😭

[hollow jackal]

https://serika.lol/iwak.jpg

[dusty goblet]

@hollow jackal bwaa

[raw panther]

[hollow jackal]

bwaa

[paper gate]

@next warren when eep

[errant chasm]

bwaaaaaaaaa

[next warren]

ai trained on vencord messages

[blissful jackal]

exploring nature is very valid

[errant chasm]

@paper gate when eep

[lapis lava]

genai

but vee kicked it

[glossy swallow]

when will we rewrite vencord in js++

https://www.onux.com/jspp/

[storm cedar]

I mean lets not make this suicidal meme central, but I seriously doubt that meme's are an issue

besides it ends on you should consider e

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hiii

[storm cedar]

which is based

[errant chasm]

@paper gate hii

[vital cape]

hello, ntts made a video about view logger, does it still work?

[errant chasm]

ip lagger

[vital cape]

huh

[errant chasm]

ip lagger

[vital cape]

[craggy orbit]

so what happened to rich presence

[vital cape]

ip lagger

[next warren]

@paper gateip lagger

[hollow jackal]

who up lagging they ip

[dusty goblet]

im lagging everyones ip

[errant chasm]

yay

[open pasture]

meeeeeee

[dusty goblet]

while drinking monster

[errant chasm]

Nop

I will lace monster with catnip

[dusty goblet]

wouldnt that make it worse

[glossy swallow]

i fixed the spleeing

[errant chasm]

maybe

[glossy swallow]

you're welcome

[errant chasm]

Not sure

[west ore]

off-topci

[errant chasm]

tode kode

[west ore]

off to PCI

[errant chasm]

PCI

e

[west ore]

hey wait are we getting migrated via infiniband to some random computer somewhere

Migrating 50000 members...

[fallow pawn]

hii

[harsh minnow]

hiii sama

[craggy orbit]

I need help with rich presence man

I cant get the thing to work

[noble quest]

Yea

I gave up on it a long time ago

failed to connect to arRPC

[fallow pawn]

[glossy swallow]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥?

[candid blaze]

@paper gate

[lapis lava]

teez

[errant chasm]

eepy meower

[sick hedge]

yo does anyone know how to get updated ui

the new new one

[errant chasm]

wym

Mobile?

[sick hedge]

yeah

[errant chasm]

just update?

[sick hedge]

where it looks like this

I did still nothing

sad

[errant chasm]

What client are you using

[sick hedge]

samsung

[errant chasm]

CLIENT

Not phone

[sick hedge]

uhh

normal

I got rid of venetta

[errant chasm]

So just update

what's the issue

[sick hedge]

BROOO

[errant chasm]

You asked for updated ui

[sick hedge]

see

[errant chasm]

Open

Show what it looks like

[errant chasm]

That's the new ui

[sick hedge]

shouldn't the new one be different

[errant chasm]

tfym

[sick hedge]

No

[errant chasm]

no

[lapis lava]

it is

[errant chasm]

That is tabvs2

[lapis lava]

the new You bar expiement?

[sick hedge]

THEN HOW IS YOUR PROFILE ON THE LEFT SIDE

[sick hedge]

OHHH

yeah that's what it is

[errant chasm]

[sick hedge]

lol

[errant chasm]

I hate this server

[deep token]

hello gays

[sick hedge]

I ain't gay

[hollow jackal]

hai

[deep token]

hiiii

[deep token]

now you are

vencord turns you gay

sorry

[sick hedge]

sorry

no

disagree

[deep token]

thanks bestie

:3

[limber rock]

is vencord safe? i saw some reddit things that said its a keyloger or a ip stealer

[errant chasm]

Its ip lagger

[sick hedge]

bro it's safe

[craggy orbit]

bro

im going to

windmill kick this guy

[errant chasm]

who

[hollow jackal]

ip brabber

[craggy orbit]

fcocio

my gang

[glossy swallow]

vencord keylogger

[hollow jackal]

im an ip logger

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[craggy orbit]

im done..

[errant chasm]

im an ip lagger

[craggy orbit]

so how do I get rich presence to work

like

I filled out basically everything

am I a retard

[hollow jackal]

yeah ❤️

[craggy orbit]

okay but like fr tho

[hollow jackal]

do u mean customrpc?

[craggy orbit]

what am I doing wrong

yeah

that

[hollow jackal]

btw #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[errant chasm]

yes ❤️

[glossy swallow]

who removed this from automod

[hollow jackal]

me sorry

[stark herald]

a

[glossy swallow]

[stark herald]

abnyone know a github repo that shows how to make new user commands thing with discord.js

[errant chasm]

Rini is your banner gone

[glossy swallow]

my repo

[errant chasm]

Or is my wifi shit

[stark herald]

wher

[glossy swallow]

apart from i guess it's bad becauser i did it before discord.js added it

and i also only used the rest module

[stark herald]

i will clone then make a command just for a silly joke in a group chat

then delete

[glossy swallow]

https://github.com/TheKodeToad/Foxy

foxymachine

[stark herald]

thank

fox

[hollow jackal]

https://serika.lol/iwak.jpg

[somber leaf]

😭

[lapis lava]

katlyn became a bot

[hollow jackal]

[errant chasm]

[lapis lava]

!gato2

[stark herald]

this is amazing

all the other repos i found looked so bloated,,

[lapis lava]

ikr
amazing

[glossy swallow]

i juts implemented it as fast as possible until 4am

[lapis lava]

now we need slash cmd support on vendroid

[glossy swallow]

*5am

jesus christ

[lapis lava]

why spend all night

[glossy swallow]

idk

gotta be the first

[stark herald]

can you fox in my dms

[potent plover]

hi guys

can someone help

[lime talon]

the front audio ports of my computer are so bad it's funny

[lapis lava]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[potent plover]

my message logger dont work

[lapis lava]

you will read
https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Yourself-to-Read

[west ore]

is there like a bootstrap

[errant chasm]

How are you supposed to follow this

If you can't read

[west ore]

yea

[west ore]

it's like

[lapis lava]

that's the point

[hollow jackal]

my ip logger dont work

[somber leaf]

text to speech

[west ore]

"what was the first programming language made in"

[lapis lava]

vendor token logger not working?!

im switching to GYATTcord

[errant chasm]

vencord ip lagger not working

[lapis lava]

vee will ban r word and gyat+

[proud plinth]

Vencord key logger not working

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[proud plinth]

Lmao

[errant chasm]

brain

[limber rock]

brain´t

[lapis lava]

im switching to zeetcord

[errant chasm]

brian`t

[lapis lava]

gyattcord has too much ohio rizz

[lapis lava]

okay zeetcord is too bad

im switching to betterdiscord

[lime talon]

any and all game audio heard is caused by leakage on the computer end

[lapis lava]

at least ill have plugins made by gay men

[limber rock]

whats the difference between vendcord and betterdiscord

[errant chasm]

DevilBro ❤️

[errant chasm]

vendcord is not real

betterdiscord is real

therefore betterdiscord wins

[lapis lava]

both are clientmods
vencord is better and faster, all plugins come with it
betterdiscord requires you to get the plugins separately, half of them are made by an horrible developer, and its extremely laggy

just use vencord

[limber rock]

k

[errant chasm]

But but memory leaks 😢

[limber rock]

vendcor vencord the same

idk how to write

[lapis lava]

vendor is the server name

vencord is the mod

vendor is server for vencord

vee renamed it to vendor because they wanted to do a funni

[errant chasm]

vendroid is for the most elite vendor members

i daily drive vendroid

[lapis lava]

which version

[proud plinth]

Machinecord

[lapis lava]

today im finishing onboarding

[errant chasm]

uhm lemme check

[sick hedge]

YOO

[lapis lava]

you're definitely running og version

[proud plinth]

All code is written by chatgpt and causes 163 memory leaks per minute

[lapis lava]

since i didn't release apk for fork yet

[sick hedge]

I GOTTA GET LIKE EARLY ACCESS

[lapis lava]

it aint finished yet

[errant chasm]

bettervendroid

insane

[lapis lava]

https://github.com/VendroidEnhanced

[sick hedge]

u making a support sever

[errant chasm]

Please rename to bettervendroid

[lapis lava]

nop

[sick hedge]

and when will it be done

[lapis lava]

github issues will do

[sick hedge]

ahh

[lapis lava]

likely end of today / tomorrow early

[sick hedge]

bet

followed

[lapis lava]

great

[sick hedge]

how will u be able to download it

[lapis lava]

in the readme, when it'll release

[glossy swallow]

can you add betterdiscord support

[sick hedge]

ok

[lapis lava]

no

never

horror

kill

[sick hedge]

will it be easy to add plugiins

pls

[glossy swallow]

counterpoint: as any

[sick hedge]

not like vendetta

[lapis lava]

it will be vencord
so you just enable them just like on pc

[sick hedge]

damnnn

yo this gonna go viral

like vendord did

[glossy swallow]

lol vendroid is as old as time

[lapis lava]

vendroid was already made by vee
but its unmaintained

so i forked

[sick hedge]

ohh

never knew that

[glossy swallow]

can you upstream it

[sick hedge]

u should like get the contributor role soon @lapis lava

[lapis lava]

im considering

[glossy swallow]

[stark herald]

ok user apps so awesome

[lapis lava]

if i ever finish my pr

[glossy swallow]

idk why but smeobdy made a snailcord logo that doesn't erally resemble discord

or maybe it's a stock image

[sick hedge]

ok

[stark herald]

whats snailcord

[sick hedge]

well tell me when it's finished

what is that

[glossy swallow]

i hope this app doesn't get popular because i'll get ratelimited

[sick hedge]

lol

[glossy swallow]

adviathbot also has this feature

[stark herald]

oops..

[glossy swallow]

which is pretty funny

another bot which just added user apps...

IT USES THE SAME API

[stark herald]

how popular is popular

[glossy swallow]

it also has cats and birds

we'll see.

[stark herald]

(i sent /fox to most of my friends)

[glossy swallow]

BAD

it will explode

[stark herald]

if adviath is popular and doesnt get ratelimited maybe it'll be fine,,,

[lime talon]

not me

[small bramble]

get 50 ips more
rotate for each request
never get rld
profit

[glossy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/bubsy-3d-what-could-possibly-go-wrong-gif-15096554981912876359

what could possibly go wrong (bubsy 3d)

(what's bubsy 3d)

it's a playstation game

[small bramble]

(it's busby but 3d)

[glossy swallow]

i remember this one mattkc video

who is bubsy and why should you care

answer: bubsy is nobody and you shouldn't care

[hollow jackal]

toad yapping session

[dusty goblet]

Yap

[errant chasm]

Yamyam

[glossy swallow]

wha

i spaek truyh

[hollow jackal]

thog dont caare

[errant chasm]

bwa

[keen junco]

bubsy is 3d

god damnit (mods will know)

[hollow jackal]

@keen junco thats actually my sister

[next warren]

[stark herald]

🦐 ??

🔥

🍤

[hollow jackal]

there isnt a krill emoji but whatever shrimp works for it too

[craggy orbit]

krill issue on shrimpment

🦐

[lime talon]

i heard a riddle on Radio 4 and got the answer right

[hollow surge]

My friend has got to have ADHD.

[craggy orbit]

so

show him my

pfp

shee how he reacts

[hollow surge]

We are making music right now, he just can NOT for the love of God leave minecraft closed for 2 seconds.

[candid blaze]

Hi

[craggy orbit]

pwnky

[candid blaze]

i am still installing gentoo lmfao

[hollow surge]

Hello.

[craggy orbit]

PUT YOUR MOUSE CURSOR

ON ME

[hollow surge]

I have animate everything on.

I know it is bouncing.

[craggy orbit]

boioioioioioing

[hollow surge]

Boioioioiong.

[craggy orbit]

for real

[hollow jackal]

never

[craggy orbit]

please

[paper gate]

@hollow surge hiiii

[hollow surge]

.teeZ olleH

[glossy swallow]

guh i just realised there was something against rules at the end

do i need to watch every video in full before posting

[hollow surge]

I am afraid we are going to have to chemically castrate you now.

[hollow jackal]

what? this?

[hollow surge]

BONERS

[glossy swallow]

okay i guess it's not in automod

[stark herald]

where vencord plugin to cheat in Chess in the park

theres no server-side verification for a few invalid moves in checkers in the park,,,

[elder geyser]

get good

have u considered that

[somber leaf]

Is this a mattkc ep?

[marsh raft]

hello

[frosty berry]

SHEBROKEMEHAART

[bold wren]

weird background

[fallow pawn]

im popping bubble wrap

[glossy swallow]

wtf since when are you a mod

[bold wren]

@fallow drum can you ping @tame tide and tell him to die

[paper gate]

can I pop some

[fallow pawn]

mayb'

[elder geyser]

how do negative devices run haskell

how does that work

[last remnant]

Youtube just showed me a premium popup add when I open the app knowing that I've revanced

[signal rose]

NO WAY SANS UNDERTALE??

SNADS THE SKLETON??

[paper gate]

hii bricky

[signal rose]

haiii zeet!

[keen junco]

@paper gate

watch

[frosty berry]

DETERMINATION

[raw panther]

cool jump

[signal rose]

[glossy swallow]

[paper gate]

@keen junco insane

[glossy swallow]

trans sans

[hollow jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026504914131759104/1221143786579562646/bounce.gif

[frosty berry]

Trumpet sans

[glossy swallow]

sorry my brain sees the word trans everywhere (normal)

@hollow jackal is everything i say a yapping session

[hollow jackal]

yea

❤️

[glossy swallow]

thanks

♥

☺

[sly spear]

Is that the fucking tiktok sound

[keen junco]

[signal rose]

[glossy swallow]

its silent

where is the audio

[keen junco]

you need to have bass

[fallow drum]

why :(

[keen junco]

it's an 808

[glossy swallow]

how do i download more bass

[signal rose]

[fallow drum]

also stop ignoring dms smh

i love the wallpaper

[fair zodiac]

That's a trombone

a trombone

[signal rose]

[frosty berry]

[fickle cosmos]

I love when discord doesn't respond to emails

[candid blaze]

I got to compile gcc, it is taking such a long time :(

[signal rose]

send a dm

[fickle cosmos]

ok let me just pm discord rq

[signal rose]

great idea

[fickle cosmos]

they told me to fuck off

[bold wren]

literally how am i ignoring

[bold wren]

ur blind

[fickle cosmos]

How I got banned from discord

[bold wren]

i woke up and first thing i did is reply to you

[urban elk]

Welcome to the Gentoo experience, where you need a system with a 32-Core CPU and 64GB of RAM and decent storage so that your builds run fast, just for the sake of installing a program through it's package manager

[real skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1168843738148261949/7VibH1W.gif?ex=65533d8f&is=6540c88f&hm=77f1203eb0f39f990931baa0a3af9557e8c3238bef6fec32732e6e0e63fe89e7&

[candid blaze]

i love gentoo

[covert lodge]

is there a plugin that lets you type a message and then it sends it into one channel

[warm zenith]

the only two correct ways to get off discord is to get banned for a joke saying you're underage or deleting your account

[candid blaze]

What if I try chimera Linux

I think it’d be funny

[warm zenith]

you get set on fire

[candid blaze]

Why

[warm zenith]

idk ask it not me

[fickle cosmos]

real

[bold wren]

senior manager wants me so bad

[fair zodiac]

what

[real skiff]

interesting work environment

[bold wren]

in uni i had the grimes anime pfp on teams

[warm zenith]

i had a friend who got banned for that and ti's so fucking funny how they just NUKE your acccount for that

[fair zodiac]

yeah they don't even let you appeal unless you show a bunch of shit

[warm zenith]

literally a regex pattern scans every discord message sent for a combination of "i'm" and any number that's equal to or less than 12

[fickle cosmos]

🗿

[fair zodiac]

LOL

[fickle cosmos]

how do they even know that you said it...

discord is not having a pic of my face

no thx

[warm zenith]

yeah you have to like send them your passport, face and whatever other bullshit

[fickle cosmos]

I don't even have any photo ID

[warm zenith]

and because massive corporations get themselves leaked every week it's such a bad idea to give them anything

one leak and suddenly you have like 8 debts

[real skiff]

instabanning when under 13 is the safest thing that discord can do

[fair zodiac]

yop

[sand citrus]

Im victim blaming u @fickle cosmos

[fickle cosmos]

ssssh they're gonna ban you for saying that

[warm zenith]

ban everyone who says any number that's less than 12 hell yeah

[fickle cosmos]

THE FUCK DID I DO

[real skiff]

cause of data collection laws

theyd get fucked

[fickle cosmos]

POV: you just said it

[real skiff]

best to be safe and accidentally ban a few people that dont break the criteria

[fickle cosmos]

me when me when

[warm zenith]

best to be safe and ban everyone

[real skiff]

true

[fickle cosmos]

flameshit

[warm zenith]

they don't scan for slurs but they do scan every message for a number

[sly spear]

Forge

[fickle cosmos]

hey sam

[real skiff]

yes because discord deosnt care about moderating the content on their platform

[sly spear]

HOLA

Oops caps

[fickle cosmos]

discord is biased cuz I don't get captcha on this acc

[real skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stephens-vsauce-mind-on-isolation-gif-26028082

flag

[warm zenith]

when a guy throws around slurs they'll sit on their ass but when you say a number they instantly chase after you to get that sweet personal info 😋 yummy yum!

[real skiff]

how are you

[fair zodiac]

send 2+ friend requests at the same time

[real skiff]

always here

i dont get it

[analog badger]

slurs are also incredibly difficult to moderate because people reclaim them and because of the scunthorpe problem and things like taht

[fickle cosmos]

Also if I send a new message on my old acc and complete captcha I GET DISABLED FOR API ABUSE

[hardy edge]

[fair zodiac]

You'll instantly get one and get forced to attach phone number

[sand citrus]

slur reclamation is the stupidest thing ever imo

[analog badger]

it's hard to moderate anything objectively other than direct statements like "I'm x age" or things like that and even then there's context and sarcasm

[real skiff]

do you have the neuralink that just content scans this channel for michael stevens

[hollow jackal]

yeah we should ban this flagggot guy for homophobia

[sand citrus]

Yes

[sly spear]

I had a friend that got temp banned for joking about their age lmao

[glossy swallow]

vee pointed out we should ignore that because server at risk

[bold wren]

can i say the f slur 🙋‍♂️

[hardy edge]

yes

[hollow jackal]

no ❤️

[real skiff]

do it

[glossy swallow]

just ban people who discord would for joking about age

[fickle cosmos]

I was 15 - 0+5 here

[real skiff]

does it still give a 1 hour timeout

[glossy swallow]

you will be muted for 24-hours

rini moment

[bold wren]

im back

[glossy swallow]

that was so funny

[analog badger]

yeah, that's the safest thing to do and that's why discord does it that way too

[glossy swallow]

staff member timed out for saying slur

[small bramble]

24hmute for saying fuck!?

[hollow jackal]

nooooooo dont untimeout fawn

[fickle cosmos]

old UI jumpscare

[glossy swallow]

HAHAHAHHAA

.toString() jumpscare

[warm zenith]

7 day mute for saying.. POOPYHEAD...

[harsh minnow]

LMAO

[hardy edge]

perhaps

[harsh minnow]

[Ljava.lang.Object;

amazing

[analog badger]

L java

[real skiff]

best use case so far

fuck the chess guy

[glossy swallow]

it's like when you see   or whatever in ui

[harsh minnow]

l is prefix for class

[glossy swallow]

L means class

AA

[bold wren]

&tbsp

[glossy swallow]

take the L

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/dier-gazelle-springen-gif-10188083

TRENDING GIFS WTF IS THIS

[warm zenith]

kangaroo

[fickle cosmos]

OH SHIT I KNOW MY OLD EMAIL

[bold wren]

mee

[sand citrus]

theyre frolicking let them be

[bold wren]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-gif-5351488

[glossy swallow]

iirc
Z bool
C char
B byte
I int
J long
F float
D double
L class

[sly spear]

What did class do to you 💔

[analog badger]

good deer, would pat

[bold wren]

i love when they have a lot of white freckles on their body

[glossy swallow]

and i think arrays is just [ repeated by the number of dimentions

waiit

shouldn't it be Ljava/lang/Object

[warm zenith]

hello fawn

[bold wren]

hii

[fickle cosmos]

older UI jump scare (yes that was my profile in 2021)

[sly spear]

LMAOOOOO