#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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g
do reach out if you need some comfort or are feeling suicidal, that kinda low doesn't combine well with no social contact
hiii shooo
meeowmemow
i wish

I don't have access anyhow
Wo ist die Milche
gonna make me feel worse
i would give you regular if you didnt have a bowling pin wearing a choker as pfp
I'll change it
I have no idea what you said, the only thing I know how to say in german is that lol
and I don't have the translate plugin
bowling pin is a violation
you must now be publicly executed for the crimes of bowling pin
yop
ohh very cool
Just knock on a door and yell Aufmachen
piss
true...
is this any better
it'd better be
what a server pic, truly wonderous
me too
no longer delay his ascension to the upper ranks of this server
*I probably should get some food now before I forget to eat dinner again

i will miss bowling pin
oh boy here i go wanting to distro hop again
Aw hell nah
might change soontm if I will ever actually learn nix flakes
when was i hired at youtube
Can my train stop collecting delay,,
no never
I have an 8 minute switch thst is already a 6 minute switch
public transport will never not be late
sentenced to wait 2 hours in Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof
NO NOT AT NIGHT
Yes
I've never been there
I used to take trains alot
I'll go to airport fernbf in may
that you?
anyone with translating experience in chat?
No it's you

Depends
..... Emergency train stop
Well im going to Offenburg ig

We can continue
Maybe still doable to get to my originally planned train switch
I REALLY want my connection to Freiburg instead of Offenburg
hhhh
You live there or Just visit?
my sister said she wasn't going to the shower today and right as I'm about to go she starts crying that she needs to go there 
So youre Home is in Freiburg?
Maybe 
not me trying to click a link for 30+ seconds not realizing i had my control key held down
nvm sorry
sometimes I feel lost and hope that someone can give me a short and simple answer
so i ask if somebody knows about my problem
and then the effort to explain it and the effort of the other person trying to understand is much greater than figuring this shit out on my own

I will de-rail your train
@next warren hi
If you can find it
I'm just applying a train de-railing force field to you so any train near you will de-rail
Nintendo
Nuh uh
No it's a person if anything
Zeet face reveal
Wtaf
Why ie there police on my train
Or rather customs
They didn't care about me tho
should i memorize ansi codes
until i put on this mask
vt100
just the color ones
Its Not rare. They are allowed to use the Train with No Fee If they are in Uniform - even in their Free Time
shoutout ansi codes for making my programs so pretty
piracy?
What?
I've witnessed ID checks and questioning by federal police/customs in trains twice in my life so far (today being one of those two) and this both times the police stood next to me, looked at me and ignored me
what are you pirating
on saturday, february 24, 2024, a cloudflare IP address was blocked in italy through the italian government’s piracy shield system. as a result of this action, internet users in italy were unable to access tens of thousands of websites. although the block was removed within hours because of the number of innocent sites affected, we have identified your website as one that appears to have been temporarily blocked.
whats italy
Pizza pasta
it was me sorry
what am i getting to do so
i can assist you
cute
But thats weird. Its likely that they Got information, that Somebody is in the Train, who is searched.
no they gave a template you can just use lmao
how are you gonna email the italian government
read the PDF i sent
eve is the italian government
First time? Definitely
This time? No Idea might just be Switzerland thifns
can i ask what does this mean because websites work just fine on my end
"although the block was removed within hours"
users in italy were unable to reach certain websites for a few hours
yes
they're probably looking for illegal immigrants or smth like that
you're very close to the border
Maybe (they asked the slightly darker skinned person next to me but didn't care about me)
sue the EU
it'd be funny if italy made their own great firewall ain't it
i mean it makes sense lol
ur the type of person to support this oomfie
true..
no not at all lol
you love ccp and xi jinping
out of everything that can be restricted the internet should be the one without any restriction
re: provvedimenti di blocco piracy shield / blocco del sito vencord.dev
Scriviamo per presentare un reclamo in merito al blocco ordinato dall'Autorità per le garanzie nelle comunicazioni, sabato 24 febbraio 2024, dell'indirizzo IP 188.114.97.7 24, che ha reso il nostro sito web vencord.dev inaccessibile agli utenti internet in italia. pur comprendendo che l'ordine di blocco previsto da “Piracy Shield” di AGCOM era finalizzato a prevenire la violazione del diritto d'autore, segnaliamo che il nostro sito web non viola il diritto d'autore e non è mai stato accusato di simili illeciti.
Ci doliamo formalmente di questa iniziativa e chiediamo che AGCOM voglia prendere provvedimenti immediati per prevenire qualsiasi futuro blocco del nostro sito e di altri siti web conformi alla legge.
Offenburg is far enoght away from the Border? Maybe France Border, but that is also a good Distance
diritto d'autore
dorito authorities
Well you don't know what train I'm on :P
i'm italian and i can say that this is incredibly bullshit
Hint: #🇱🇺-deutsch-german message

there's no way they blocked that IP bc of copyright
(diritto d'autore = copyright)
ezio diritto d'autore da frenze
yes they did
*da firenze
They had to make sure Mario and Luigi are safe from copyright infringement
the email literally explains it all
i meant that they're clearly covering bullshit
i bet they did it out of accident
oh if you're literally at the border ofc
Where did the Train Go, to get from SchwitzerLand to Offenburg?
What happend?
there are strict border controls to stop illegal migrants from crossing
italy would never block final fantasy porn
mmmmmm 3d,,,,,,
Vencord would.
it's really simple: italy blocked an ip over piracy. that ip belongs to cloudflare and is used to serve thousands of different sites, so it hit all the innocent sites
Especially tifa
For example RE7
Also RE2
Also RB26/RB27 partially i believe
i thought u were talking about resident evil
But they have all a Stop in Freiburg?
i don't trust our government
You shouldn’t trust any government
good! noone should trust their government
yop
RE2 doesn't 

insane drip
Chat maybe I should not text and drive
is this h-ntai
Your drip drippier
that sounds bannable
yeah, you should drink beer as well
I trust Horst Seehofer
Would help rn with anxiety
yop
Drippy af
Makes me glad I don't have a beard anymore because I looked less German with one 
hahaha
favourite german person?
I have a big beard
I should get rid of it again
I legally can’t answer this
shoo would get millions if she drew nsfw art
🤓 he was austrian actually
It's impossible for him to not
Uranium taste so gud 👍
You will get a bat on your head
Yeah but you are woman
favourite german person (not hitler, vee or hitlervee)
albert einstein 
hitlerinne
counter argument, #🍬-vennie-gallery message
Yop but that doesn't mean I denied it for multiple years and just didn't care about my beard making me unhappy
Counter argument no hxrny
Best one imo
there was one of vennie's mom too awooga
hell nah
The guy that I just met 
who did u meet
they blocked an ip due to a nonexistent right?
A friend
Sureeeeee
nah it does exist lol
its an anti piracy ban
but they hit thousands of innocent sites
well it exists... for big corps
Vee loves
an individual can rarely do anything when someone pirates or steals their stuff
It's very good
Oh wait I never had to worry about delay lmfao
It saved my marriage
Using it atm
millions must use vpn
Millions must mew
got it here too on my OLD website
i'm gonna go fill it out because the court order is badly crafted and stupid
mew
i use the adguard vpn magisk module
I'm tracking your every move
bye bye 🤫🧏♀️
Twitter : https://twitter.com/sechihyeo
Twitch : https://twitch.tv/nunggom
#bluesechi #ブルーセチ #フリーレン
unfortunate
I'll give you a reason to go back there
Did they do a brain transplant to remove the stupid
i think those are banned now
did they treat you for this burn #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message
actually i asked my mom today i think we never had lobotomy in here
Yop
just start one yourself
wanna be my first subject
It's cold outside
I will give you one on the house
it's just a hammer and nail in ur eye how hard can it be
I'll help
wait which
agcom@cert
the other one went through fine
i sent it to both of the linked email addresses
Your fragile bones couldn't even lift the hammer
"casella che riceve solo Posta Certificata" -> "box that only receives Certified Mail"
ohhh
so the email that they gave is some like
certified mail
you need a glowie approved email to email them

its probably reversed for diplomatic conversations and stuff
yeah it's hosted by a company called "legalmail"
Oh yeah also I look older on my ID (made with 14) than I look now according to my friend lmao
im kinda lost, why is lewi emailing the italian gov

my website got blocked
ah
Be happy you ain't dealing with the German government where you need to send DE-mail
anyway re-whatever that ban message is:
Certified email (known as Posta elettronica certificata in Italy, or PEC in short) is a special type of email in use in Italy, Switzerland, Hong Kong and Germany. Certified email is meant to provide a legal equivalent of the traditional registered mail, where users are able to legally prove that a given email has been sent and received by payin...
it's because you have to send a legally certified email
to that inbox
(it's legally the same as the actual post in italy)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De-Mail the big horror
De-Mail German pronunciation: [deːˈeːmɛɪ̯l] is a German e-government communications service that makes it possible to exchange legal electronic documents between citizens, agencies, and businesses over the Internet. The project was originally called Bürgerportal and has been implemented by the German government in cooperation with private busine...
so i'd have to create a whole inbox on the italian system and its just like
bleh
cant be bothered
d-mail
steins;gate referenc
yop
ig vencord.gg is still unblocked
⚠️ vencord.gg is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.gg, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
vendroid.app
vencord.support
vencord.gay
vencord.mew
explode
I will blow you up


oh its just zeet
copy paste on mobile for free nitro!!
@paper gate
why mobile in particular
oh its just zeet
Check DM for free nitro
epic fail
because it doesn't render mention until you send
hi, its just zeet
so they dont know they're spam pinging zt
ah lmao
waow
but also I don't really have anything else that I need money for
What I did was stalk ebay for the laptop I wanted
I found one that was advertised as open box, unused
for like $300 cheaper than factory new
it arrived
I got scammed
it was unopened

unfort. this model is kind of an L, I should've looked in to it
for some reason the 2022 model of the LG Gram is like
soldered on LPDRAM
horror
it's w.e though, I don't wanna game on it
I just wanted to stick more RAM in here for webdev reasons
40 chrome tabs open, one of which being VSCode in the browser
is gonna take up a lot of RAM
so you just helped someone launder money
wouldn't be the first time, some girl I was flirting with did that to me too
awesome
Yeah

There was a sticker on the box
that said it was to be returned
and it's reasoning was "do not need"

I mean
if it's acompany buying them in bulk
I might try growing kiwi next year
they're updating the growing zone chart in Canada
if I go up a whole zone
I'm growing kiwi
fancy
lol
lmao I found the exact one I was looking at buying used for 200 less than the new one and it's been lightly used for less than 2 months
still almost 3 years of warranty left

lewi vs me
are u italy
ooohhh
yuh
mod chat leak
turkish
didnt know toad became racist
after a vote we have come to the unanomous agreement that iceland cannot into nordick for being a shitass country
we gotta cancel her
@harsh minnow ur dmoted
WHAT WHY
leek
leek from nsa
im just kidding guys i dont actually hate iceland i sent the wrong is flag :(

will icelandians ever forgive me...
ireland is okay
im an irish nationalist on wednesdays
also too good not to leek

peak mod chat
average mod chat conversation
u cant remove whats already not there 💔
v- brain @jaunty remnant
the sign is a subtle joke. the shop is called "sneed's feed & seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, sneed. the sign says that the shop was "formerly chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "f" and "s" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "chuck". so, when chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "chuck's fuck and suck".
hahahhaha
install brain using flatpak
which one
all
hop off 4chan
horror
im going insane
Can my connection come back please
Whyyyy :c
you can have mine
because the sign is a subtle joke. the shop is called "sne
seychelles anon?::
Nty!!

Husk
?
What a surprise train WiFi dies when there's no cellular around
No ty
Lmao
Honestly being tall sucks ass in trains my legs are too long to be comfy in any way 😭
my brain hated spelling that word
becom short

Then I can be needy and ask my gf to give me stuffs from up high, perfect
Fun fact if my back was straight I'd probably be 3-4cms taller
When you have like a tall Cupboard in the kitchen or something and can't reach stuff from the top thingy 😭
"give me stuffs"
It's late okay
same
you're wrong in all ways
I'm awake since 6:40 and am in trains for like 4h so far
And need to do another 2h
And I have talked way too much today
wholesomeness 📈
wish we could trade
im a bus
vnecodr
Who had the idea to start a lake name with "titi"
Actually titi is the entire lake name
And a fucking city is baked like that too
my bus sleep is in front of a pc at 5pm
Named*

"bake city with titi"
Whar
meowmeowmdowmeowmrkw?dimensionless
car
what
just did pkill jav and minecraft closes
????
you killed java
I think it auto corrected to java
i know, and i was trying to type java
but jav killed java
sometimes they'll assume the closest thing to what you were trying to type
probably
the terminal in lethal company does exactly that
(thats a bad example but e)
you can type like 2 letters and it'll open a thing as if you typed the whole thing
pkill foo kills foot 
i would love to give a kiss to that bad boy while it’s going full speed
@open pasture wow hello New Member!
wha
Buses are male
https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED784/604b951084917.jpeg old meme reference
9gag 
need... img perms...
you think?
This content is no longer available.
recovery
@warm zenith hi
i cant even send images
who are you again
we literally cannot download that
Husk
hmm
ur meant to copy and paste it.
since i dont have ebed
horror
Hello!
why do I have a random anime girl art in 16k ?~?
@jaunty trellis will eep
What
How are you?
soon
woah
@burnt maple hiii
Meh, just got done removing an old server rack from a really old building. My co-worker and I thought it would be quick.
of what anime girl

noooo
We left at 3, it's just about 6 pm now.
A detailed hen wearing a tie probably
idfk
Zeet being a schmeet
servers are big
It was one piece and where it was
did it have any servers in the rack i wonder
We had to do it very carefully or we would have broken the light fixture.
Wb wb
nini
looking at my old vd messages so fun
i loved to make progress with vd plugins then record it and edit the video in a silly way
.3
Wait I think it's timed event
niniii <33
am gonna go eep too
Im getting it too
eep well
i am bendetta
i typo
nini cta and pingu
nini vendor 
eep well 
vawyyy
insan
good night leavers
hi lui
hi val
hii


i hate
you love
what is ur pfp
why do I have the deepest slumber in the middle of the day
don't cry about your past
cry about your future
everything is going to get worse
@next warren explain
❔
it's vawy
fire quote
@Carl-bot ban zeet!
vawy do you bwa still
urzt
sometimes
bwaaa
i kind of do the same
vawy do u miss me as i miss u
anyone wanna download a car with me
yess I do
@paper gate im very very eepy
Eep
download free cars
download free cars
eep 
eep now
bwaa
hi
what wiki is this
I am eepy too
soon
But still 1.5h until home :c
eep
eep NO monster
Am in train and it's too bright
NO mowonster
I most likely will chug down a monster at home
Bwaa
im sorry im not around much but because of my adhd if im not talking to someone constantly i quickly forget they ever existed until i see them again
meownster
bad Elvrya
it's okay
:3
I literally just started talking here yesterday
oh
I don't exist btw
@open pasture
i almost never talk here
my adhd isn't that bad lol
I am a figment of your imagination
Yeah
on gang
I am your favorite though
I didn't take my schizophrenia meds the last 2 days
Gonna fix
When home
You all will disappear
Bwa
never
Death 
schizophrenia meds will not rid you of me i am surprisingly a real human
Proof?
there is a real valerie behind this screen
@errant chasm @errant chasm bwaaa
how do i prove that without showing my face honest question
@paper gate @paper gate bwaa
Even showing your face isn't proof, how would thst proof its not made up by my schizophrenia..
true, you're just a pc program like I am except I'm a virus
ok true nothing is enough
Elvrya is a creature
I've been more philosophic with on eof my teachers in class
Still on eof my fav teachers

Yop
that is sooo me
me spamming the 3 key on my keybord when talking to someone
ketamine
33333333333
android
dyfyufrt
aspirin+c
best os
its aight i guess
зззззззззз
jumpscare
zeeter
hi
i love the you bar i hope it actually becomes the chosen ui design
hi
the me bar
i love the you too
the Valerie bar

hi @next warren
@tawny pier bar
i need silen typing now
activaste
nop
enable
:3
silly typing enabled
i got called for work but its 5pm now and i havent gotten picked up i normally get picked up at like 2-3
ill pick u up
so i think he doesnt actually wanna work with me today because he got too busy
ask Mia to give you a lift
im gonna pick you up
never gonna drop you down
mia is a 22 hour flight away but that would be nice
we normally do the reverse im the one who picks her up
oh
because im kinda large
whar
and shes like 5'4
how tall are you
ur about me kinda makse it sound like ur mia
last time i measured it said 6'1
im 6'1 too
i thought i was 6'2 but i just suck at measuring
whar
sussy
like 7 (i dont know what this question means so im just putting a random number)
I am obv mia
i was talking about my girlfriend
vencord: uwuifier is removed because it needs to be professional
also vencord:
(less professional, more just deprecated)
why was it deprecated
TextReplace could not replace it
we eating good tonight @paper gate
infact it still cant
viggy is very professional
also why is puro
vencord si my favorite serious discussion server
zt say slay
slay
more energy
@bold wren slayyy queen slay
meme plugin + textreplace can mostly replace it
i'm not puro anymore i just don't have a pfp
thankyou
just no randomness
the randomness was a key part
your username tho

mismatching name and pfp can cause issues
true
kitt
aa
i should meow at people without reason
mrrroow
meows at you
mrowww
pets u
pets you

@fallow drum
@burnt maple EEP
eep well!!!!
Any one here have active invite for Bunny mod ?
that's what u willdoo
its on their gh
bnuuy

Says expired. Tried
INSANE
Tried again, works now
waow
i was about to say uh
uh
if it doesnt work you got banned
say uh
uh
uh
uh
uh
thing
gentoo
creature
i have been drawing a lot lately its become what i turn to whenever im bored
the artist
empty
empty
@paper gate
@paper gate #🤖-bot-commands message you love
hey i know that person
yop
hii
hi
hi all
hii
alrightt hru
yop
i have the link for it too so its official
this is Valerie
on a watermelon
🍉
vendor
hi
hii
omg u hi eve!!!
hi
heyy
hiiii
how u feeling now
android pie
still sick but better
love pienav
aigis my beloved
2 button
what
das good :3
ur gay
pie has 2 nav button nav?
@hot hinge hiiiiii ohasdfuisdhfuisdhfadefioghudlg;aed
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
uuuu gyfgfghfh
ur gay
do not
no
i know i am
good
the explosion will destroy everything
how r u
Implode instead
:3
good ig hbu qttt
im not a qt but im good
i slept at like 5pm so im not sleepy
how are u not qt, I'm the not qt
@hot hinge hi
stop flirting
shut the fuck up
I know right
idk when the last time i changed my pfp was
fucking quit flirting
no, you can kindly shut the fuck up
picked up something nice for myself
women repellant
fart spray
this is a form of contraceptive
no silly, thats called vencord
oh ok
whys there so many women in vencord then
theyre attracted to here
*repels other women
omg samar is here aswell
hi Samara
hii
can you pat phantom limbs
smells like sweat and dozens of denied job applications
@mRbim

dont get the dozens of denied job applications, but 
@keen junco
@paper gate
how are you
I'm vibing

idk i just try to say things that sound funny
(it is difficult because im not funny)
hai
Valerie is a creature of all time

he lookks like hes covered in
this is the only funny thing ive said in like the past 6 months
I'm so eepy maybe I should skip the monster
why does he look so sad
According to the people I talk with, the funniest thing I did is while I was on a call with my camera on, I fixed my headphones with superglue. somehow the glue fell onto a plate that I then put my cup on, gluing the cup to the plate. i then took a sip of water out of the cup, taking the plate with it.
he is eepy
I dreamed I was a girl
slow down on the sips elvy
it was nice
why is it slow
dont care :3
Wha
lost their fps
Sounds like a fire dream
💔
i dont dream anymore


fast
aydrixwastaken
creature 
but u r :3
become one
yuh
acid
It’s not that easy
@candid blaze hi axy 
funny part is that I’d have to cut ties with my entire family if I became one
@paper gate hi zt 
Same
Should save monster for later and eeps 
Maybe not entire because my cousin might be supportive
bad familty
But most
With an exception of a cousin of mine that is bisexual 
you love bigoted parents that disown their children for trying to be what they feel most comfortable with
mt too
Although I already am a girl they just don't know 
If they found out she’s bi she’s gonna be disowned as well
Somewhat
same
i think i got hit too hard in the head
Tbh I was in a nice environment today and I realised how bad the environment I have at home actually is
life ain’t fun. Life is unfair
"how dare you try to be yourself when it goes against what i want you to be" shut the fuck up
can you tell im not cis
I am NEVER in a good environment
Not even a joke



