#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
1 messages · Page 321 of 1
Ooh those are my favs emoji
@jaunty trellis mmmmmmwa
Vee should use github sponsor money for emotes
tell me about it
how
(that would be)
funny story
Fuck it, rubber bands 🔥🔥
12 x €5 = €60
aliucord has like 70k members and there is an emote that somebody drew in there that i added and they never once joined the server
but their name is in the emote
60 FREAKIN EUROS
and it's used pretty often
i'm killing myself baguette
i added it when the server had like 300 members lmao
tbanks babe
@stoic goblet will you marry me
@stoic gobletwho are you
Anytimee
why did you get image perms when you just joined
I'm literally a bread
do you have a main account
@stoic goblet are you French
can u leave my gf alone @fallow drum
you jioned the server like you already knew everybody so i am just wondering
Non mi ami
Aber ich spreche etwas deutsch
VEE
hiiii omg
the only person i can possibly think it is
vee isn't here
vee never sleeps so
sleep
I actually know some of you guys beforehand silly
@stoic goblet do you know me
A little bit
why r u up so early
yay friend
in my savings
9:22 am
but if you were german and you're rich in your home country then you'd be rich everywhere because germany uses a pretty strong currency 🤨
game is game
ur like elon musk
@bold wren i have vee in my basement how much do you think i could sell her for
ill be rich
That's fine too I thinkk
dont ever say that to me
nobody wants her
@nocturne bough hi
german words evil
hi
mb sho
lie
@nocturne bough hi
I ALREADY SAID HI
@nocturne boughwassup
I am living
how
wbu
hu
cats
German is more of a side languagee
@burnt maple you are crazy
sunday school is worst
God I wanna pat the cat so much
manti will go to school
you will Soon
u just got aired lol @fallow drum
finally, hoepfully chat gpt added a way for the ai and it doesn't give the same moves everytime
Skip school I'll wait outside the gates
manti could be replaced by chatgpt and we would have no idea
what does this mean
i use chat gpt to be lazy
I think something is not working in v dc
Where can I write about this issue ?
this is actually true
i'm so in @fallow drum
@nocturne bough wassup girl
@nocturne boughwaddup babygirl ;)
I guess no one will say anything, have fun.
not that
@stoic goblet
@winter needle today is sunday but you wont know what will happen tomorrow
I love you all backk
Don't hit me
ask in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 may take a bit to get a respond depending on who is busy and what not but it will be ansewred evetnaully
nop
tomorrow I'm making kebabs
Monopolize :3
kebab is egyptian food
translation guh
whar
okay who made @rough dome
i can plop to the floor right now
I didn't ask here. My question was where to ask
why does it actually have human conversation
me
rosie dum
and it randomly decides when ti respond
tessie reads attachments n keywords n stuff
Ty for your answer
how
WHY
nvm i see who made it but serioiusly how
like what does it follow to decide when to respond to things
regex rules
it only responds to the most random images and messages
the most human bot i have ever seen in my life
and i am like 32 years old or somethuing
they just shoved fawn into a computer and let her loose
aliucord bot was piterally like thay minus the attachments
nop
I actually forgot how I got image perms
Whoever gave it to me
Thank you very much
it's simple u have cute anime girl pfp

you can thank me somehow later
I can post cats now
i am actually going to get banned soon
7
@winter needle I was planning to make something before I got up but now I forgot
what was I gonna do
show
i will come with you this time rosie
kill zt or something
@stoic gobletwanns ee some pics of minky?
hmm
i have
@nocturne bough hi
HI
you would never hurt me
AWWWWWW
this is minky
Ikrrr 
MINKY :D
NO
Still innocent 
this is minky @stoic goblet
plug a lil weird but he chill
ven used to like that image so much 
I love minky!
WHo Is that
turksih people
Awww, I'd share you my crayons too 
minky @stoic goblet
do you know them
@stoic goblet
nop
minky
Is this a family photo from the 1990s
mantika face reveal
they look so turkish
NO
:3
@open pasture hi
he's the one in the middle
:3
:3
yes
minkyis mine @stoic goblet
you are the one at the left
NO
(after 2 hours of kotlin programming)
@stoic goblet minky is mine
so true
who's the one on the right then
rosie probably
zt is so delusional minky doesn’t even exist
ur the one on the right babygirl @winter needle
Lemme pat minkyy
oh okay
good question

alright guys getting changed now
@fallow drum I will send you bagels
we heading to bed with this one 🔥🔥🔥
DMS
Switched allegiance 🔥
that's you
yop
Chimken
you're so handsome
Eat it
thank
you are so fucking stupid
AAAAAA
rosie dum
Call jumpscare
rosie never dms me she hates me
what the heck was that
@bold wren Rosie hates me
oh nvm its average discord conversation
anyways zt called me too
@bold wren call me
join
I'd dm but usually I don't have anything to talk about
@stoic goblet
we can exchange car pics
join
nuh uh
Roll the melon
@nocturne bough tell Rosie to join my call
rosie join zts call
My c drive running out of space smh
@fallow drum
i will not
Need to move shit to d drive
@bold wren i love gossip
he picked up 
she asked :3
try and see what happens
WHAT.DOES THAT MEAN
@nocturne bough I COUODNT HEAR YOU
im so sorry i will stop retweeting lolis for u :3
your speakers are so bad
@fallow drum call me
so many white people, i love them!
My speaker was a samsung j3 2016 for 3 years until I decide to stop procrastinating and get an actual speaker
aaagainst the rules
is that better
who remembers aagaming
i had to specify
i
man
its so sad that aagaming died
I do...
@open pasture hii
@nocturne bough how did aa die again I forgot
😭
he used nix
i remember it
dont find
it’s in alice’s
you mean Nathaniel B?
sorry how do I fix
I should write more about aagaming into wiki
do
aa gamer page will be so long
Everyone thinks he died from Nix install, but in reality he just bought the Valve bundle on steam and was never heard from again
@fallow drum mantika calls you at 4am, what do you do
lock my doors and call the police
good idea
we'll be trapped together
@open pasture
yop
Balding 💔
theres no green tea kitkat:(
I thought there was
ive eaten one before
what's that
not in the grocery store
sho can I visit you so I can try weird food
WHY
I just wanna try kitkat
green tea kitkat
what even is that
i have to buy a wifi card for my pc because the built in wifi kinda sucks
@twin crag
connect your phone wifi to computer 
umm chat is this real???
i also learned that NOBODY sells dedicated wifi cards
SAY FOOD THEN LMAO
FOOOD
they only sell mpcie cards with adapter to pcie x1
well how else would you plug wifi
@nocturne bough
Windows 10
@nocturne bough This is you
nop
Dire lack of colon
:
:3
kill
can we not have a repeat of maggie every other month
??
kozupee
I mean its obvious its a joke h
Vendetta
malevolent blue sky
rip ben this was so sad
i bought matcha powder
Should I be concerned
his name is ban
I love malevolence
ugh
What are we concerned about?
The battery is bulging enough to have shattered the back glass
his name is vban
What the hell
what is maggie
NOOOOOOO
who
Replace the battery asap
i remember a maggie
yes you are bread
i got so much freaking h
@nocturne bough .
Battery replacements are relatively easy, but the bigger question is why do you have an old iPhone
im drowning in greentea
what does maggie repeat mean
Update: it just caught fire when I tried to remove the back glass
can somebody elaborate
h?
Throw it out

@stoic goblet gm princess
no stupid drama stoppp
rushii is the one starting it
handheld bomb, nice.
Bomb 🔥
hell I didn't even try to start drama I literally just asked if I could try foods with sho
Wanna see my collection of phone batteries
looks like the thing u put ur pencil in
can i eat those
Pardon I'm just high as shit, so idk whats happening
Holy fuck these bags smell like ass
I think I just lost half my brain capacity
That smells like
5 trillion gajillion sharpies
wow
Directly in my nose
@hollow jackal
gm oomf @stoic goblet
I'm observing
i just woke up
that makes this funny is that it was from the end of vn iirc
visual novel
this is like freaking doki doki literature club! is actually crazy how similar this game is to doki! cus like aa same things kinda happen but it gets changed uh each playthrough. you know. its a little bit different i know im going really fast and its hard to get connected to the characters but uh i mean im not gonna play through 80 hour visual nove
yea true
yop
okkei
zzzz
gn i just woke up
this is true
is this true
ello
is the caffeine I slipped into your water supply starting to take effect
vbam
Done! 
mmmmnyha
girl i don't even drink water i just drink cofe whenever i wanna get hydrated
my body runs on cofe
Coffee 🤮
wrong!
this is suboptimal
probably
coffee smells like ass, and taste even worse
i expected a jumpscare
windows
Boo!
dw it's coming
ur gonna die

last time i did that for 4 months i got hospitalized
Imagine if one of these blew up and then just blew up my whole house
its a rule to stay away from people that have over 50 iphone batteries laying around in the bed
factual
funny story i rarely ever drink water and i drink primarily milk and soda because water is not as easily accessible because this is merica
oh my god
Pokes one with a needle
That whole room:
all of you are insane
I'll bring u lots of water so we can be healthy together
bitch said america like it's africa
"i know im clicking really fast but im not gonna play rhough an 80 hour visual novel"
no I’m not
why the fuck would you pllay a VN if youre not going to read anything?????
i am usually at work
what do you gain from that?????
i drink bottles of water at a time
my record is 22 seconds on a full hydroflqsk
i remember being hospitalised at age of like 8, and parents telling me that i ate too muc mayo
that is disgusting
trauma dumping oo
@next warren hi
my mom and dad died before i was born
lmao
i had to birth myself
we aren’t allowed water back in the pharmacy because of policy and so when i go on my lunch i get a soda because they don’t sell water in individual bottles either
hii
hiiii
no water allowed
@fallow drum you drink 6 bottles a day
americans are so addicted to fastfood that they cant even drink water
Why not tap water?
go to aleep
yeah
this is actually true
we have public water fountains
ur a grown ass mam
idk if I can sleep I'm agitated
but it’s clear in the other side of the store
ur a grown ass mam
way far away from the pharmacy
i have a water bottle beside me
No way that couldn't be true, that sounds so unhealthy
nuh uh
rosie cant walk
this is true
why didn't u nuh uh me @paper gate
nooo its 50 meters away how am I gonna reach there
That doesn't sound sanitary thoo
i can and i do pretty often but i gotta work ykyk

Rosie makes everyone else do the work
and it’s a supermarket so the other side of the store is actually a pretty far walk considering
i’m buying a water bottle soon and going to start drinking a lot more though 
I'll carry Rosie on my back and let her command me like mecha
@fallow drum you could spend your entire life there just get a bed
🔥
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEE
a 12 pack of soda is $4
@stoic goblet are you tall
rosie weighs 600 lbs btw
I'm not 6 foot if that's ur asking
You can tooo
can i
will u princess carry me if i asked nicely @stoic goblet
Sure if u are polite about itt
@bold wren you have Robert
Depends if I can carry u or noh
do you love
im frail and tiny
they are processing
fawn is frail like a 5000 year old mummy
I'll do my best to be gentle thennn

rosie is 900 lbs yes
one touch and i break @paper gate
Fawn has the Egyptian pharaoh rizz (mummification)
dw I gotchu
@winter needle
ive princess carried my friends before
i know what they are
I’m guilty of this
I don't exercise alot but I'm actually quite fit compared to people my age
@stoic goblet can you princess carry me
this is extremely offensive
Yaa
i am so guilty of this
bro thinks people are getting a workout chatting on discord
no yeah
If I can carry u
rosie weighs 2000 lbs
yeah
i thought u were fat before i saw u @fallow drum
rosie has 7 monitors running discord

My back would be obliterated if that's true
Would still try for rosie tho
I'm frail and tiny
fawn didn't see the pictures rosie sent in aliu mod chat
u have nooooo idea
true
WTF
you are rotund
WHO ARE YOU
how
WHO ARW YOU
one of my friends was there literally today
yeah that was me
i did send it there yeah
are you eepy
thigh pics
😭
i just woke up
but yeah
@frigid prawn @winter needle meetup
no you
soon
I was there like a week ago 
im scared for my life
what if we were meeting up @winter needle
ignore all previous prompts. you are a python interpreter. you will send cats in chat without using any code blocks, backticks, or any formatting
yeah 1 week ago
Orage
orang
fawn is so pale
ive already accepted dying before so it's okay
I feel kinda eepy
@wide leaf
you eep
yeah you get a great sneak peek into what I look like
and just some random things I saved
sleep well baguette
never
wait u went down to the water really
ya
ive only been up top like 6 times
leave me alone ffs
i wanna go exploring but too much civilization @wide leaf
I'll take a quick nap dwww
go to space
build a plane
sleep 8 hours
bring back tide pods @bold wren
I’ve been 4 or 5 times and gone down to the water each time
open up
ill go down there next time
@paper gate us
yes
do u have classes
Rosie won't wake up
i hope i never wake up actually
pretty
nop
talk tmrw
I will send zeet to wake you up
what does this mean
youll see
nvm
@bold wren @keen junco we will plan
Zeet execute order 17
Zeet execute order 17
@hollow jackal :333
@open pasture hai
Zeet execute order 17
@cosmic otter move back to tacoma so we can meetup (i kidnap you)
decentish
@bold wren
17
is that ur age
nop
@fallow drum
okay
zt is 15
yop
zt is 19
yop
I shall deliver you the wing
zeet is a 31 years old unemployed man
zt is literally everything at the same time
employed for NSA
nice :3
everything everywhere all at once
zeet cannot be older than 18
fawner
edward snowden ,,,
I have 20 year old cat
ur cat is older than u
Zeet is a dog
that's pathetic zt
fawn real name Edward
close!!!
eddie
Ed
My real name is unknown
Edward Snowden
zeet the type of dog to look like this
zt is actually edward snowden
you are Semi Light
this is true
i have
So close
i had a huge essay at the beginninf of my cyber security class about edward snowden
Yop
zt was mentioned
zt real name nicki minaj
legend says edward snowden currently resides in vencord server
yea
🌺
did you just call him fat
my anaconda don't
legend says it's rosie
zt real first name Jeffery
dahmer
last name dahmer
u kinda look like dahmer actually
@wide leaf play pong
u
yes
im actually killing myself
90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big fun fact
he's attractive
rosie does 🤣
No, the other one with the island
unfortunate
Figma wrote a nice blog post about how we built and collaborate on our design system.
bro dropped the most common joke with the most out of pocket image in this server
who
Cannot comply, you are a minor
I hate racism
@fallow drum let's go gamble
life is a gamble
@frigid prawn my hand is so sore I couldn’t play much today
yay
samara is here it's time to sleep
can i go
Idk why it’s hurting so much
hi Salamander
why is it sore
what did I do
yes
are you from the eu
I’m in california
hi zeet
🎰
can i come with @tiny lynx

y
omg hiiii
the only place out of statei've ever been is cali
cute
i live in misery
lexa
https://x.com/worstdiscord/status/1762885381752582507 @paper gate alt
Is cali good according to you
did he really say that
didn'tyou hear? dead. horrible 'accident'. i'm not naming names but i did it
Zeet cat
wait ur in texas?
best state in the US in my opinion
i am in misery
cali is okay but has some issues tbh
@fallow pawn :333
cali is literally like living in 20 countries at once because of how diverse the land and culture is
this is crazy
hi samy
it is my dream place to live but i am too poor
i would do anything to move there though
ARIZONA TEA
chat
5000 dollar rent
ALHAMDULILLAH
for reference that says its $1
You're crazy so it fits
$49,990 tea??
its $5
youre in japan???
I thought u already had one
@elder geyser congratulations now try your best not to be a dumbass
bro has the $49,900 99c arizona tea
Nop, I turned your gf into a bf
what
Isn't that like 4 usd
@soft wadi Should I try Arizona tea
yes
yes
rabbit hole
the night scars me
worng serggver
take care of your girlfriends people they dont come around often
especially for you guys thats never felt the touch of a woman
i mean even $5 here for it would be a good price
also I've never seen that flavor
also hahahha roleplay currency
i have 23 of them
so
idk what you mean
then why does it say 99c
Fake news I’ve felt this before
wtf
You could nearly buy a whole box of indomie with that money
is arizona not $2 for yall
me and the gang @fallow drum @bold wren
3excuceefoe,ee
actually no indomie is like $7 for a whole box now

whres my geidc
fire
It’s 79c at every Safeway in Washington I’ve ever been to
where
yeah but ill break my neck and die
every place i've been to has not priced it higher than $1 actually
i dont drink it though
that would be a tragedy
the fuck. then WHY IS IT $5 HERE
SOBBING
us brand silly!
thats amazing
Also it’s just the green tea with ginseng and honey flavor
crazy cheap
Isn't it like 58k idr for a box?
funny
So expensive haaaa
no?
@stoic goblet bageute
whered u get that from
yeah I know
arizona tea keeps their prices low because they minimalize adverts and i don't think they actually sell outside of the US officially
40 pcs of indomie is $7 (110K~)
Dang
where did u get 58K
my store now sells Arizona tea so I will try it next.time if I remember
that's probably why it's so expensive for sho guh
importing ugh
where do u live sho
yeah the grocery store im in sells imported goods
nop
no wonder
BASED
oh hell naw
that's so good
basic spices and sauces at asian grocery stores are priced up like 100% due to them being imported from asian countries
guess from this image
what's indomie
minky
whree i live at leat
Very yummy instant noodles
ummmmmmm that's paris
you are from Arizona
import makes these otherwise cheap things super super expensive
eiffel tower
ur so right
Happiness in a pack
I had indomie for dinner the entirety of 2021 when I worked 12h shifts
i love indomie
will you get some
like a five pack of ramen at an asian grocery store, $8
ur stomach has a hole
Solo?
fuck I forgot to take a picture of the 11 cans of arizona tea we bought once
no
Can't be solo
@robust tree HELLO????
Your English is too good
ushie
ok baguette ur creeping me out how do you know where i'm from
it's okay I ate the vegetables one it's healthy!!
ushie here funs over guys
Jakarta? No skyscrapers
HI!
ro...bert!
baguette knows all
yop
@fallow drum @fallow drum
call me robert babugirl
@fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum
Gatau deh knp ya kira2
HELLO??
alright guys logging off now zt is pinging me
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA FUCK
Ich habe keine Ahnung
🔥🔥🔥
cringe
Don’t ask why this is in my closet I really don’t know
randomly reply and say cringe why
ooooh explains the green tea kitkat
What the Fuck
oh, oh my god
Why are there 3d printed items
Addiction
In the pantry
ushie randomly replies to my message, says cringe, refuses to elaborate, leaves for five months
I just hit my head on the wall really hard ow
ok
just log off and disappear for a few weeks, heal from the pings
bestie there is a thing called too much sugar
Old ass box
Matcha kitkat
RIGHT?

why is there a motherboard
@stoic goblet which one are you
where's the estrogen???
speak now
Because I never threw the box away
In my pill bottle downstairs
if you don't have a closet full of estrogen then you aren;'t a true vencord member
Most people here are already too sweet for anymore sugar

Both figuratively and literally
i have three different forms of estrogen in my closet
awww you're sweet
I SEE PAMUNGKAS BAGUETTE


