🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[noble plume]

recoil pattern

peeler advantage

[soft wadi]

guys i wanna do a free commission

just one

dm me

[sand citrus]

netcode supposedly improved recently ish

[raw panther]

after netcode fixes and stuff they're very much the same

[noble plume]

my friend bots and cheats in that game 😭

[sand citrus]

draw me a smiley face in 15 seconds

like just 3 lines

2 for eyes 1 for smile

[hollow jackal]

LMAO

[sand citrus]

the fact that rapid fire and nospread exist again is weird

[sand citrus]

feels like a step back

[sand citrus]

lets go..

[fallow pawn]

:3

[cursive hornet]

Cs2 anticheat is even more of a joke than csgo's was

[sand citrus]

more than 3 lines!!!

[paper gate]

:3

[sand citrus]

objectively false

[stone owl]

[sand citrus]

doesnt mean that theres lesss cheaters

but the anticheat is actually better

[cursive hornet]

At least Cs2 had overwatch

[paper gate]

@cursive hornet hi

[sand citrus]

oh is ow still not back

i havent played cs competitive in like

2 years

so idk

[stone owl]

I seen bots in tf2 spam there discord server 💀

[raw panther]

ow is probably not very necessary anymore, its purpose was to train vacnet

[sand citrus]

cheater problem is supposedly worse but the anticheat is better in every way (doesnt mean its extremely effective, just better than last time)

[sand citrus]

idk about that

theres things that vacnet is definitely helpless against

at least there should be

[fallow pawn]

minecraft anticheat

[sand citrus]

best

netcode as well

[raw panther]

probably, but we don't even know if vacnet is actually even live

[sand citrus]

it is

[tame thorn]

@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate you

[sand citrus]

otherwise ppl wouldnt be getting banned for flicking their mouse

:P

[hollow jackal]

VAC in tf2 is basically useless

something like exloader can explode that thing rendering it ineffective

[sand citrus]

exloader? is that some "vac bypass" injector

those are all flawed

[hollow jackal]

ya

[noble plume]

explod

[sand citrus]

they prevent vac from running

[raw panther]

do we know it's vacnet that did that and not some other algo/bandaid fix against spinbotters

[sand citrus]

yet the servers expect a response from the modules

which are not sent back

thus lowering your trust factor

(Which doesnt matter in tf2 afaik)

[hollow jackal]

yop

[hollow jackal]

tf2 has no trust factor

[sand citrus]

not rly but i doubt that vacnet isnt a thing

[stone owl]

I don’t see hackers in Roblox

[sand citrus]

well now thinking about it, ppl spin in competitive and nothings happening

i have some faith in them still

would be very dumb if they only had the clientside stuff and basic serverside checks

[raw panther]

I just hope that this is some data collection / vacnet training phase we're in and that valve is actually going to have a working ac soon

[noble plume]

someone needs to make a spinbot for hypixel cvc

[sand citrus]

yea so your accounts get messed up but tf2 doesnt care, so ig kinda same outcome

[final raven]

m

[stone owl]

m

[final raven]

eow

[next warren]

just shutdown competitive shooters

what

[sand citrus]

true

[next warren]

my chat wasnt moving

[sand citrus]

they all suck anyway

[fallow pawn]

[sand citrus]

objectively (bc i think so)

[next warren]

i pointed at you first

you lose

[stark herald]

valorant beter

[next warren]

@sand citrus

[sand citrus]

@next warren

[raw panther]

valarante child game

[hollow jackal]

[sand citrus]

never tried valorant

[hollow jackal]

its like they made an fps game to be as dogshit as possible

[sand citrus]

doubt id like it anyway

i find casual fps games so much more fun than competitive

[hollow jackal]

val is everything i hate in shooters compiled to one game

[sand citrus]

the only times i had fun in competitive coutner strike was when i made it not competitive on purpose by fucking around with friends rather than trying

[paper gate]

@next warren hii

[hollow jackal]

csgo was fun when i was like 10

[raw panther]

valorant would be neat if it didn't have all these magic spells and shit

[sand citrus]

older counter strike games are still fun

maybe cs2 community servers would be cool, if they existed

nothing special out there still

[hollow jackal]

does surf work in cs2

[sand citrus]

yeah

[hollow jackal]

tbf i never got the appeal of it

[raw panther]

not super well but that's mostly map porting issues causing rampbugs

I just want my kz back

[sand citrus]

its fun to be good at it

[hollow jackal]

my fav source custom gamemode will always be deathrun in tf2

[noble plume]

i hâte valorant

[hollow jackal]

played so much of that when i was a kid

[sand citrus]

i used to play kz way too much

i think ihave thousands of hours in csgo

just cus of kz

at lesat 1k has to be from kz

[raw panther]

I also have hundreds of hours of kz

[sand citrus]

i played like all the movement gamemodes in cs i can think of

i recently started playing trikz sometimes

basically surf with another player boosting you

or you boosting them or both

[raw panther]

yeah I seen that

[sand citrus]

its fun i havent played in a few days tho

[final raven]

how arep you doing today

[sand citrus]

slept 2h

last week or two there have been very few days where ive been well rested

[dusty goblet]

Eepy

Hai nvhhr

[raw panther]

haii

[final raven]

eepyyyyy

[keen junco]

duplicating entity "minky"...

[paper gate]

do not

[keen junco]

10%

13%

26%

65%

99%

[dusty goblet]

Hruu

[keen junco]

duplicated entity "minky"

[sand citrus]

only thing better than 1 minky

is 0 minkies

[raw panther]

good, chilling before work

[keen junco]

doing @sand citrus atm

[dusty goblet]

Naise

[paper gate]

Okay

[dusty goblet]

I hope it's consensual

[desert goblet]

hhhh i have to go to work in 3 hours

i don’t wannaaaa

[sand citrus]

then dont

ez

[stone owl]

Damn

[desert goblet]

but then i won’t get paid

[sand citrus]

yeah

rob people

[desert goblet]

i want money

no

[raw panther]

same

[desert goblet]

that’s illegal

[sand citrus]

yeah

[stone owl]

Sell kidneys

[desert goblet]

that’s also illegal

[stone owl]

Nuh uh

[dusty goblet]

My work is sitting around and Beign on phon for 13€/h

:3

[desert goblet]

i’m the cutest, they’d find me instantly

[dusty goblet]

Only this week tho

[dusty goblet]

Cope

[desert goblet]

only $13? i get paid 16 an hour

[dusty goblet]

Is that CAD

[desert goblet]

16 CAD

[dusty goblet]

Because I'm talking €

[desert goblet]

i don’t like currencies

[dusty goblet]

You get 10.87€

[stone owl]

I get 11 ;-;

[desert goblet]

they can die

[dusty goblet]

Which is below minimum wage here

[dusty goblet]

I hope ur not working in Germany bcs that's illegal

[desert goblet]

different currencies can die i hate converting

[next warren]

duplicating entity "minky"...

[dusty goblet]

I hate you too :3

[desert goblet]

no i mean

[desert goblet]

the concept of currencies itself

[stone owl]

It is

[desert goblet]

like € £ ¥

[dusty goblet]

Yeye I get that

[desert goblet]

they can die we need one united currency

the shiggency

[dusty goblet]

Nty the units I am using shall differ from American ones no matter what happens

[desert goblet]

we need one giant currency simply called the shiggency

[sand citrus]

notbucks

[desert goblet]

EW

your ass is NOT brandable

[unkempt coyote]

me

[sand citrus]

im using notcord righjt now

[unkempt coyote]

rn

[stone owl]

Vbucks

[desert goblet]

i’d kill myself

[sand citrus]

urge to step

[desert goblet]

why are you pinging them lmfao

[sand citrus]

True

[dusty goblet]

Vennie better

[hollow jackal]

what do u need

[desert goblet]

erm actually you’re referring to vennie, but the emoji you posted is a viggy!!!

[sand citrus]

kills you

[desert goblet]

dies because death

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow I miss vending machine

[sand citrus]

dm them

[desert goblet]

you dm.

not ping.

[dusty goblet]

Yes viggy = vennie shiggy mixup

[desert goblet]

nah clearly they’re separate entities!!!

[fallow pawn]

viggy

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1217882502144725155/IMG_7352.jpg?ex=6605a477&is=65f32f77&hm=9cd38bb70c3dcf1a8f2145a8f695cdf6a63bdd53e5bd18e32c0b77fb617e2bd4&

[bold wren]

[sand citrus]

true

[noble quest]

My friends cat doesnt like me

[sand citrus]

lol owned

[desert goblet]

get fucked

you’re not liked by the feline

[sand citrus]

wtf is a fronter

[bold wren]

so fat

[paper gate]

@bold wren

[desert goblet]

D.I.D

[bold wren]

that's the size of two cats

[sand citrus]

i D.I.D yo momma

[desert goblet]

1 cat + 1 cat = 2 cats

[fallow pawn]

All the kitties love me

[glossy swallow]

dissociative identity disorder lol

[bold wren]

saaame

[glossy swallow]

if i can spell

[sand citrus]

u cant but yea ik

[desert goblet]

wrong, i’m a kitty and i don’t like you

[sand citrus]

[dusty goblet]

I don't have any friends with cats

[sand citrus]

dissociative

[dusty goblet]

:c

[desert goblet]

oh my god me reference!?

[dusty goblet]

Unless I visit my friend in Czech Republic but eeeeeh

[bold wren]

i be petting stray kittes with 700 million diseases

[sand citrus]

[dusty goblet]

ME

[sand citrus]

ur the petter or the stray kitten with 700 million diseases

[fallow pawn]

Me I do this

[noble quest]

[fallow pawn]

They love pets

[sand citrus]

whats is cat do

[fallow pawn]

Be catting

[sand citrus]

cat activity

the feline activities

[fallow pawn]

I need to say gm to my kitties they prolly miss me

[sand citrus]

vendor

[paper gate]

can I see

[dusty goblet]

Eepy

[frozen temple]

hi

[elder geyser]

https://www.php.net/manual/en/class.gender.php @ripe willow

[frozen temple]

hi

hi

[sand citrus]

hi role play account

[paper gate]

hi

[hollow jackal]

jesse we need to

[elder geyser]

hi

[stone owl]

Hello

[frozen temple]

hello

[sand citrus]

do u look at moderator only

[frozen temple]

whats up

[hollow jackal]

occasionally

[stone owl]

The sky

[sand citrus]

fair

[slate aspen]

[ripe willow]

im in a work meeting

with my team lead

and you sent me this

[sand citrus]

i should enable all notifications for #moderator-only

[elder geyser]

show him 🔥🔥

[frozen temple]

on you mind

[dusty goblet]

@raw panther should I get a beer when I'm in the stadium the next time

[stone owl]

Yes

[stone owl]

Mtn dew

[raw panther]

yes

[small bramble]

how were these values decided

[dusty goblet]

Sunday

[desert goblet]

const int IS_CUTE = 9999999999;

[hollow jackal]

enabling all notifs for #moderator-only putting my phone to vibrate and then

[desert goblet]

stop

[sand citrus]

then

[dusty goblet]

On a scale where 0 means better

[desert goblet]

right

[slate aspen]

Oh no

[desert goblet]

where you are

[noble plume]

!!!!!

[frozen temple]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[hollow jackal]

i should bam myself

[frozen temple]

yes

[dusty goblet]

Vencord-buttplugio

[stone owl]

Do it

[harsh minnow]

hiii samsam

[noble plume]

i swear i have that exact meme somewhere

[raw panther]

and then https://github.com/KaydaFox/vencord-buttplugio

[hollow jackal]

wouldnt need it

[paper gate]

hi

[hollow jackal]

zeet hasnt been saying hi to me

[frozen temple]

hi

[hollow jackal]

i'm so hurt

[frozen temple]

hello

[hollow jackal]

are u zeet

[sand citrus]

zeet HATES me

[fallow pawn]

haiiii vv

[sand citrus]

i hate this readme

why does it start with "i-"

[fallow pawn]

stuttered in a readme

[small bramble]

@paper gate haiiii

[slate aspen]

i mean what do you expect 😭

[sand citrus]

i mean fair i guess

but come on

in a readme

[small bramble]

sometimes you just need some personality in a readme

[stone owl]

I need some notbucks

[sand citrus]

the personality in question

[dusty goblet]

Hii

[sand citrus]

work for me

[slate aspen]

readmes need more personality tbh

[ripe willow]

Why are countries genders

[slate aspen]

it would grab attention to stutter every other word in one

[hollow jackal]

hiiii

[slate aspen]

i'd pay attention at least

[stone owl]

Does that require making burger

[slate aspen]

where's poland!!

[sand citrus]

bad code should have keymash comments with embarrassed emoticons

[tired sundial]

Steam spring sale is live

[slate aspen]

put poland at like 50

[tired sundial]

buy your gaaaaames

[sand citrus]

no

sorry.

[paper gate]

hiii

[ripe willow]

const int POLAND = 24;

[fallow pawn]

// sowwy if this is bad code- >~<

[slate aspen]

exactly

[dusty goblet]

:3

[paper gate]

is okay

[slate aspen]

so people can't complain because it's just so goofy

[hollow jackal]

https://youtu.be/k238XpMMn38

[stone owl]

🇹🇷

[hollow jackal]

reminded of this for some reason

[sand citrus]

i like swearing and being pissed off in error messages

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-grab-vr-me-when-i-get-you-idiot-gif-10913396469183631020

[paper gate]

samara science

[hollow jackal]

?

is this a direct attack at me

[harsh minnow]

TURKEYN UMBER 1!!!!

GLORY TO ATATÜRK

[sand citrus]

Piece of shjit doesnt work . FUCK!

[paper gate]

what if you woke up and you were Turkish

[harsh minnow]

id die

[hollow jackal]

id die too

[sand citrus]

by choice or do you mean youd just

[hollow jackal]

wait

[sand citrus]

immediately perish

once u wake up

and u realize

[open pasture]

if i woke up turkish I'd get executed ong

[paper gate]

this is Samararara

[sand citrus]

why

[hollow jackal]

whoever this dev was they cooked

[fallow pawn]

hes calling me ugly

[sand citrus]

disappear

[noble quest]

WHY IS THERE HASKELL SUPPORT

https://github.com/sullyj3/buttplug-hs-core

[slate aspen]

human spirit + passion can achieve anything

[sand citrus]

looking at my comments now

[noble quest]

"passion"

[sand citrus]

// todo i wrote this tired make this less shit

[elder geyser]

BASED

[harsh minnow]

is that copiloter

[paper gate]

NO

nonono

[elder geyser]

ive been working on a java lib for it

[paper gate]

very cute

[sand citrus]

hl2/tf2/etc source code leak

[harsh minnow]

zt is so rude

[hollow jackal]

whats a copiloter

[ripe willow]

I WILL NOT FAIL THIS YEAR.

[harsh minnow]

we need to ban zt for being rude

[ripe willow]

I WILL GROW A WATERMELON

[paper gate]

nooo

[elder geyser]

me

[paper gate]

nop

I don't think a watermelon will fit there

[ripe willow]

bro who husked my baby watermelon plants

wtf

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664483917419642921/991793534984278087/moment_1233_360p.mp4

[slate aspen]

another cup is needed

on the side

[harsh minnow]

yo can we ban zt

[slate aspen]

like minecraft

[paper gate]

nop

[harsh minnow]

lets get a voteban going

[hollow jackal]

if you dont get husked by zeet youre clearly doing something very wrong

[paper gate]

i would cry

[ripe willow]

I think ZT should get to be the dictator

[harsh minnow]

getting husked by zt is positive reinforcement

[hollow jackal]

yop

[harsh minnow]

it lets you know youre doing it right

[paper gate]

@ripe willow @ripe willow @ripe willow

[sand citrus]

zt is too shy to say hi so he reacts with the same emote to ur messages

[paper gate]

hi

[noble quest]

found one of mine

# did we already win? trick question: you're programming, you never win

[paper gate]

i should write more comments like this

[sand citrus]

"couldn't fix the piece of shit"

[hollow jackal]

channel permissions > zeet256 > add reactions ❌

[sand citrus]

i dont think i have anything too funny

[harsh minnow]

we got a fatshamer in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 🙄

[sand citrus]

true

[paper frost]

Why there are 11 mods?

[fallow pawn]

to stop people like u

[sand citrus]

theres probably more just offline

why not tho

[hollow jackal]

theres more actually

[hardy edge]

sick name

[paper frost]

should I change it?

Thx

shiggy

[hollow jackal]

[fallow pawn]

shiggy

[paper frost]

Im gonna touch you

[hollow jackal]

??

[open pasture]

.

[dusty goblet]

I'm gonna put you into solitary confinement for 20 years

Ingame

[sand citrus]

in real life

[daring kelp]

Excuse me, what is going on?

[paper frost]

I cant use vencord plugins here?

[sand citrus]

nothing

[dusty goblet]

Discord flagged my account for threatening once already that's enough

[paper frost]

n this is a server abt vencord

[harsh minnow]

no, using mods like vencord is banned here

[paper frost]

Thas mad

[noble quest]

1984

[hollow jackal]

yop

[daring kelp]

Dantes

[hollow jackal]

i will bam

[paper frost]

ok

[sand citrus]

what is that

[dusty goblet]

Damn gotta ban me then

[hollow jackal]

vbam @dusty goblet sowwy :c

[neon ferry]

Done!

[noble quest]

no, this is a server about vendor

[dusty goblet]

How could you do this to me

[fallow pawn]

bam

[dusty goblet]

I... I thought we were friends

[hollow jackal]

im so sorry

but u use vendor

evil

[paper frost]

Who created vencord, I thought he was gon b the owner of this server

[hardy edge]

me

[daring kelp]

I'm on phone, does that count?

[dusty goblet]

Yes the owner of this server created vencord if it wasn't obvious 😭

[harsh minnow]

yes they are the owner of this server

[paper frost]

It was

[jaunty trellis]

[paper frost]

but its a women right?

[dusty goblet]

Time to Wath football

Why does that matter

[fallow pawn]

[paper frost]

which match?

[paper frost]

im js askin

[daring kelp]

🤷‍♂️ Hope you enjoy the game though!

[harsh minnow]

a javascript skin

no_context_snailcat

[jaunty trellis]

real

[soft wadi]

@noble plume @hollow jackal awa

[jaunty trellis]

woah

[fallow pawn]

omg so cute

[dusty goblet]

Try to type "thjs content is blocked by thjs server"

[fallow pawn]

woof

[dusty goblet]

Oopsie I mistyped

You should fix that

[harsh minnow]

omgosh

[paper frost]

this content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[noble quest]

@harsh minnow why fake nitro emoji if you have nitro

[jaunty trellis]

lmao

[dusty goblet]

LMAO

[harsh minnow]

that emote is probably unavailable

no_context_snailcat

[soft wadi]

ITS ME

[fallow pawn]

[dusty goblet]

[slate aspen]

no_context_snailcat

[slate aspen]

WHAT

[open pasture]

@soft wadi

[soft wadi]

YUP

[jaunty trellis]

also sho if you're not too tired can I commission a few vennie emotes

[soft wadi]

ME

[harsh minnow]

lets clone it here so its available

[hardy edge]

[soft wadi]

FOR MONEY

MONEY

MONEY

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[keen junco]

pingu is broke

[soft wadi]

YES

[jaunty trellis]

nop

[noble quest]

what does it mean if an emoji isnt aviailable

[soft wadi]

if for money im never tired

[dusty goblet]

im still thinking about what i want

[jaunty trellis]

hehe

[dusty goblet]

so i can commission

[soft wadi]

[harsh minnow]

whys it squished

[harsh minnow]

server ran out of boosts

[soft wadi]

dm me

[harsh minnow]

[hollow jackal]

might be an out of place thing to say but i just came back from vomiting

[soft wadi]

oh dear rinne r u ok

[harsh minnow]

fun

[hollow jackal]

yaya im oke

[soft wadi]

i vommited today too

[dusty goblet]

get welll soon

[soft wadi]

everyones vomitting

[dusty goblet]

you too sho

[soft wadi]

hic

[hollow jackal]

aww :c

[daring kelp]

I can't send images, but when I can theres one image I really want to send. It's stupid but funny!

[harsh minnow]

wow cant believe you would infect poor rinne like that sho

[soft wadi]

i wish ppl didnt romanticize bedrotting lol

[dusty goblet]

what

[soft wadi]

sorry

[harsh minnow]

now you can

[soft wadi]

sorry super random but i saw it on twitter

[daring kelp]

Huh?

[soft wadi]

i just felt like saying it

[dusty goblet]

lol

[sand citrus]

try it

[hollow jackal]

the soup i had from earlier not longer counts as "things i consumed today"

[soft wadi]

anyway rinne ur art is done if u saw

[hollow jackal]

uwaa

where'd you send

[lime talon]

h

[harsh minnow]

she pinged u with it smh

blindy

[hollow jackal]

aaaaa

well i saw it now

it's soooooo cute omg

im in love

[soft wadi]

sorry for licking

[hollow jackal]

my internet is shitting itself rn

[daring kelp]

Yeah, I gotta find the thingy!

[hollow jackal]

this is a really good pair

pink hair dog

[noble quest]

blehhhh

[hollow jackal]

blue hair cat

[glass shell]

hello all

[noble quest]

[dusty goblet]

woah i didint see this but this looks amazing

[hollow jackal]

i didnt see initially either

:c

[dusty goblet]

i was busy trollingh the weird guy

:c

[hollow jackal]

how did i even miss the ping

[soft wadi]

cute little couple

[jaunty trellis]

[soft wadi]

yay guys im getting fifteen eurows

from mr, pingu

[dusty goblet]

woah

[soft wadi]

im soe xcited
to buy greentea kitkat

[dusty goblet]

what emotes are you gonna make

,,

[harsh minnow]

GREENTEA KITKAT

[hollow jackal]

oh its greentea? i thought it was broccoli kitkat or smth

[harsh minnow]

is that actually real

BROCCOLI

[hollow jackal]

GREEN

[jaunty trellis]

;-;

[noble quest]

broccoli > green tea

every day

[hollow jackal]

green tea isnt even green its yellow

[noble quest]

i love broccoli

[dusty goblet]

broccoli is nice

[noble quest]

however
black tea > broccoli

[dusty goblet]

i know a song named broccoli fuck dont ask me why

[soft wadi]

…

[soft wadi]

?

[daring kelp]

Can I send you the image, I wanna make sure it's fine to put in chat?

[harsh minnow]

sho eating that broccoli kitkat

[harsh minnow]

[soft wadi]

i sent u this image

ven

[hollow jackal]

ya sure

[soft wadi]

IT SHOWS A GREENTEA KITKAT RIGGHT THERE

[harsh minnow]

wtf that indeed does look like broccoli or smth

[soft wadi]

secret

ask pingu

[hollow jackal]

see im not insane

[harsh minnow]

my kitchen sponge looks like that

[soft wadi]

u guys r so annoying

[harsh minnow]

NOOO

i bet it tastes well

[soft wadi]

WHY IS YOUR KITCHEN SPIONGE GREEN

[jaunty trellis]

[soft wadi]

WHY YYYY Y Y

[harsh minnow]

what else would it be

[fallow pawn]

blue

[hollow jackal]

green tea kitkat slander

[soft wadi]

also vennie doesnt have mouth unless u want me to asd mouth for the first emote

[soft wadi]

oh right

[harsh minnow]

sponge

[soft wadi]

my sponge is pink thats why hehe

everything inmy home is pink

when i move to my own apartment literally all my appliances will be pink too

[fallow pawn]

I should get a scrub daddy

[soft wadi]

you get scrub mommy

[jaunty trellis]

just a vennie with a popcorn bucket is fine

[soft wadi]

is pink

[soft wadi]

i meant the first one uwu

[fallow pawn]

oh my godd its so cute

too bad she will be ruined after I clean the dishes

[noble quest]

do you not have multicolored sponges?

[jaunty trellis]

oop

[stark herald]

grass

[bold wren]

i saw that thing on shark tank

[stark herald]

gay sponge ?

[jaunty trellis]

[noble quest]

something like this, but with more colors

[daring kelp]

Alright people, prepare for something awesome!

[unreal siren]

Misread it as “Mr Sigma”

[noble quest]

love how i can find these online as green scrubbies

[soft wadi]

green scrubbies sound so cuteee aww

[noble quest]

theyre nice

[hollow jackal]

sigma balls

[unreal siren]

False

[open pasture]

Ligma balls

[unreal siren]

False

[hollow jackal]

[open pasture]

📠

[unreal siren]

This is true

[open pasture]

True AND real

[daring kelp]

Who wants to see my shelf?

[dusty goblet]

no mine

[daring kelp]

Fuck it's not necessarily a shelf but more or less a display.

[hollow jackal]

sure

[open pasture]

;w;

[open pasture]

Zeet

I have installed Gentoo

[hollow jackal]

car

[pine ginkgo]

I think the sponge is designed in a way where you just have to put it in water and it's perfectly clean

[patent swan]

spoge bob?

[daring kelp]

Yup, I just need one more. It's just 1,000 dollars due to it being discontinued. 🙄

[harsh minnow]

HIDEOUS

[patent swan]

i fucking hate zeet

[daring kelp]

No clue where I'd put it though

[harsh minnow]

this is the kinda shit @paper gate would use

impostor

[pine ginkgo]

among us

[fallow pawn]

nooo its fun

[soft wadi]

yeah well thats how much i think im worth

[patent swan]

sell for mor

immediate

• artist

okay

bullet point

hoep that elpes

!
!

[dusty goblet]

sho will draw me a pfp

[patent swan]

ur worth more

[daring kelp]

Two zeets?

[patent swan]

at least 2x more

[daring kelp]

Did I hit my head? Why are there two?

[sand citrus]

three*

more actually

[sand citrus]

are vendorians being sold right now

[glass shell]

g

[daring kelp]

That's crazy

[sand citrus]

whos worth the most

[dapper axle]

me

[patent swan]

you :3c

[dapper axle]

i’ll take it tbh

[patent swan]

ur worth the world!

(This world is burning and worth nothing.)

[sand citrus]

im awesome and basically the world would fall apart without me if i have to be completely honest

[patent swan]

I know who to kill to start my doomer arc

[dapper axle]

the song i’m listening to rn?

[patent swan]

Sorry I'm under 15 can't interact

[dapper axle]

a damn shame

stay away!

[sand citrus]

True

[noble plume]

skill issue

[sand citrus]

how can you be 15 like just grow up?

[patent swan]

I'm actually just old enough to use discord!

like

as of today!

just now!

just now!

can't believe it!

wow!

just now!

[sand citrus]

thats awesome

wow

[dapper axle]

its ur bday?

[patent swan]

yeah give me money

[dapper axle]

omg happy burthday!!

[patent swan]

predator...

[sand citrus]

True

[dapper axle]

i can say happy birthday

[daring kelp]

And you're account was created in 2022..

[dapper axle]

we love to see it

[patent swan]

I havea n account from 2017

[sand citrus]

what

[dapper axle]

LMAO?

[sand citrus]

well it does say "was"

its probably fine

but how

[patent swan]

yea

[daring kelp]

It's disturbing

[sand citrus]

how do u have a discord acc at 4

[dapper axle]

dude there’s so many 9 year olds on discord istg

[soft wadi]

i cant, no one will pay for it

[noble quest]

do the math

[dapper axle]

its insane

[soft wadi]

barely anyone even wanted my art for 5 imagine more

[keen junco]

like you

[sand citrus]

owned!

[dapper axle]

woah

[sand citrus]

smartphOWNED.com

[noble quest]

@soft wadi can i pay you in discord nitro?

[dapper axle]

i like me too

[dusty goblet]

id pay 10 for an emote if i knew id use it all the time

[patent swan]

sucks, not sure how to help

I got comms by just posting my art around

[keen junco]

glad to hear the feelings are mutual

[patent swan]

My comms are like,, around $100 min

[deep token]

meow

[patent swan]

I don't suggest underselling yourself

[daring kelp]

Poor kitty

[patent swan]

But I get it

[bold wren]

id pay shoo a MILLION if i had 2 million

[dapper axle]

i re read ur message and now my day is ruined

[harsh minnow]

can i pay you in green tea

[sand citrus]

dubm e care

[keen junco]

[noble quest]

.i dont get why people like green tea when black tea is a thing

[dapper axle]

actually on the floor crying rn

[sand citrus]

i dont get why people like tea when gasoline is a thing

[harsh minnow]

racist

[keen junco]

aww poor you there there

[patent swan]

You can't be racist to non black tea hun

[dapper axle]

[noble quest]

is this how you take your sim card out?

[sand citrus]

no its in there still

[keen junco]

yop

[dapper axle]

think i gotta remove all the carpet in my house

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-meow-đũy-mèo-cat-love-kitten-sleeping-gif-17736404

[glass shell]

you forgot the hammer part

[patent swan]

How do I take the sim out of my pc I've done some shit I don't want to be associated with anymore

:/

[sand citrus]

do these creatures have brains

[keen junco]

maybe u will find me hiding under one of your rooms' carpet :3

[dapper axle]

absolutely not, i have a creature like that in my dorm and i can confirm i hear two peanuts rattling in her head smtms

[sand citrus]

cute looking cat tho but probably cant even handle owning a business

kinda weak

[dapper axle]

oh so i should get an exterminator, noted, tysm

[noble quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shithead-single-celled-organism-his-name-is-shithead-his-name-is-gif-26390295

[keen junco]

no, those don't work on me, he will not make it out alive

[open pasture]

Can I get a :3 in chat

[keen junco]

:3

[noble quest]

@twin crag this one goes hard

[open pasture]

:3

[raw panther]

:3

[patent swan]

thanks i rendered that one

[dapper axle]

shit, gotta get a pastor to exercise u

[dusty goblet]

:3

[dapper axle]

:3

[unreal siren]

:3

[hollow jackal]

so it wasnt my internet

[keen junco]

i already exercise enough

[hardy edge]

oh hey

[sand citrus]

im feeling more like a x_x

[dapper axle]

we love self care

[noble quest]

he has dial-up

[hardy edge]

[open pasture]

https://fixupx.com/minecraft/status/1768299261769179211?s=46

[sand citrus]

wetcatt

[soft wadi]

no ones gonna pay me 100 for art

[dapper axle]

jumpscare

[hardy edge]

[patent swan]

wow a nothing addition to the nothing game

[soft wadi]

yes

[hollow jackal]

tbf my speeds are close to that of dialup

[open pasture]

yay even worse pvp!!!

[keen junco]

will i get flagged for too many emojis in message does any mod know

[patent swan]

well I'm not saying 100 but at least 10

[hardy edge]

idk about emojis only pings

[patent swan]

Should show me your work I'm curious

[soft wadi]

thats kinda what ive been doing in this server no? LOL

[patent swan]

oh n o

[soft wadi]

but i gotta 4 freaking badges from vee so worth it

[open pasture]

zeet u should register 🐱.zk

[ripe willow]

Crush is terrible.
I'm more of a slash user.

[keen junco]

well if i do get flagged i will annoy you to get it fixed

[hardy edge]

deal

[ripe willow]

I don't have the strength trained for good crush weapons

[noble quest]

check console 🤓
mfw

[open pasture]

can’t wait for the exploits with it

[ripe willow]

best I have is Obby maul

[hollow jackal]

not if im faster :33

[hardy edge]

HORROR

[open pasture]

zeet wifi bad

[patent swan]

WHY DOES IT DANCE WHEN I TOUCH IT

[sand citrus]

this is awesome

[hardy edge]

so cursed

[keen junco]

[sand citrus]

doutb its new

[glass shell]

FELLOW TROL USER

[keen junco]

no it's just a bunch of 415 gifs

[dapper axle]

[sand citrus]

is it literally just

an empty gif uploaded

or is it not empty

[patent swan]

ban this user for scary hacking

[keen junco]

idk the details

[hardy edge]

i forgot how i got mine

it just fails to load completely

[sand citrus]

corrupted? idk

when i download it its just empty

0 byte

[glass shell]

ban this user for giving me a little spook

[keen junco]

mine is some 10k x 10k gif uploaded an emoji or something

[hardy edge]

3 separate ones

[sand citrus]

i think i saw ppl with a pfp like that before

and it was actually just broken

not just a screenshot of it

iirc

idk it was a whilea go

[open pasture]

dont u wish ur girlfriend was hot like me

[sand citrus]

sillly tho

[sand citrus]

no not rly

[open pasture]

dont u wish ur girlfriend was on vesktop like me

[sand citrus]

lmfao

[open pasture]

wtf anon

[ripe willow]

I wish that I was Jessie's girl :(
Why can't I be a woman like that?

I wish that I was Jessie's girl

[soft wadi]

my art @patent swan

[dusty goblet]

woah

[patent swan]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[open pasture]

WHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT

[sand citrus]

i like the paw glove one

[frigid prawn]

zeet how are you always in the chat

[patent swan]

Idk how to give advice because I did all my marketing by just whoring myself out into 40 million friend groups and showing everyone my art

You deserve higher pay

Five euro is NOTHING

[soft wadi]

thats what ive been doing

[fallow pawn]

that eevee is so fluffy n cute

[soft wadi]

and i do free art for ppl so they sometimes tip me

[glass shell]

woah

[sand citrus]

oh that one is cool too i didnt notice that

[soft wadi]

but a ‘thank u omg its so cute AA’ is the best tip i’ll ever receive ❤️❤️❤️

[frigid prawn]

samara hi!!

[open pasture]

can u draw me a cute smiley face

[glass shell]

is there a time limit for your commissions

[open pasture]

and i will make it my pfp pic

[fallow pawn]

hai

[glass shell]

like are they gonna stay open for a while?

[patent swan]

I used to do gift art all the time I get it

[soft wadi]

i usually fish in a few hours

and theyre always open!

[sand citrus]

it might feel nice but a "its cute" wont pay the bills ☹️

[soft wadi]

only closed when im on vacation like im going to japan this june

but thats in like 3 months so

[glass shell]

alright!! I'll keep you in mind for when I get money

[soft wadi]

aw thank you hehe

[glass shell]

your art is really pretty!!

[jaunty trellis]

[lavish relic]

hii

[soft wadi]

the only thing i worry about is inconsistency,k sometimes i finish in like 2 hours sometimes i take weeks because i get depressive episodes where i feel like my body canr function

[dusty goblet]

sho i will dm you after i have overthought what to write for some more hours

[open pasture]

[dusty goblet]

[soft wadi]

okiee yay

[jaunty trellis]

[sand citrus]

ur art is actually pretty good tho $5 is too little for something like that, p sure ive seen ppl pay much more for art of that quality

[raw panther]

[sand citrus]

so true

[soft wadi]

thank u thats very sweet of you to say

(that crushes me)

[soft wadi]

mmm meh sales kinda speak louder than words

but i do free art more than i do genuine work

[glass shell]

i don't mind artists taking a long time honestly!! rather have a good work done in a few weeks than something rushed done in a few hours while you're not doing alright

[patent swan]

@soft wadi Care if I share your comms around? Going to ask a friend if I can use their server.

[dusty goblet]

yop i agree

[soft wadi]

thatd be so sweet haha

[soft wadi]

honestly i can do art in a few hours and have it rlly nice

these all took 10-15 mins each to finish

[glass shell]

i mean like more so on the not feeling alright part

[noble plume]

i’m amazing

[dusty goblet]

so talented,,,

[soft wadi]

oh yeah deffo! i just never hate leaving my clients hanging for months tho

[glass shell]

depression can be a bitch sometimes

[soft wadi]

i second this! but hey theres therapy for a reason

[noble plume]

wait do u do emote commissions too

[soft wadi]

yap pingu just commed me like 3

[fallow pawn]

[soft wadi]

so i got 15 euwos

cuz they’re like 5 each

[glass shell]

woah

[noble plume]

once i get the money i will actually be willing to commission some emotes

[paper frost]

you mfs are weird

[soft wadi]

aw i appreciate it

shiggy’s jealous of vennie

[fallow pawn]

Viggy

[glass shell]

question mark

[fallow pawn]

[paper frost]

no

[jaunty trellis]

I might comm more later if I find myself using more emotes I want vennie versions of

[dusty goblet]

yeah i wabnt vennie emotes but idk of what

if i come up with smth ill comm too

[noble plume]

vennie blush is the BEST

[fallow pawn]

[real skiff]

british vennie

[patent swan]

Posted, not sure how good it'll do you but I hope they at least take a look

Sent to a SFW server as well lol

I wouldn't send you to the FILTH

I know better

[fallow pawn]

[soft wadi]

i dont like the filth

[patent swan]

Yeah I know better than to even PRESENT that shit to them

I coexist for art mutuals

But I do not engage

I made that mistake before

They will consume you.

[glass shell]

now i won't forget in like 3 days

[soft wadi]

ur so cute callie thank you :(

[glass shell]

no problem!!!

[soft wadi]

THAT BANNER IS SO FUNNY LMFAOO

OH MY GOD

[glass shell]

i just love giving money to artists

[soft wadi]

IM SORRY I JUST OPENED UR PROFILE

[glass shell]

REAL

[digital kettle]

u cant select two sources??? wah

[glass shell]

yeah it resulted in a 30 minutes laughter in one of my friendgroups

[digital kettle]

what if

i connect my meze's

as well

[sand citrus]

whats thjat

[digital kettle]

meze elites

[jaunty trellis]

I think you can do that with some pipewire and easyeffects fuckery

[sand citrus]

idk what that is

[soft wadi]

ok i need to rest for a bit

[sand citrus]

headset i assume?

[digital kettle]

its bt 5.3

it supports it

on my phone

[dusty goblet]

rest well

[harsh minnow]

whys there tape on ur pfp ashley

[digital kettle]

wah

[sand citrus]

and banner

shes being held captive

[dusty goblet]

blink twice if you are

[daring kelp]

I just saw it, I'm trying not to laugh as I'm at work.

[digital kettle]

duckuckgo "twenty one pilots"

[tired sundial]

I think this guy really wants minecraft to add sex

[patent swan]

@soft wadi They love the eevee lmao

[harsh minnow]

why tape