#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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What happened the the cat on zeets head?
there was the bad io_uring exploit a while back
if you havent updated your rom in a while
the the
vencord cpu throttling update when
Vencord gpu kernel exploit when?
yesterday
i will make vencord plugin that exploits a cve alhamdulillah
wallah
Pesto
ransomware powered by vencord
fire
Vensomware
@unreal siren hiiii
@paper gate hiiii
caus
Zeet please zt65
53
69
zt86
6502
16 bit zeet when?
Could you?
Nop
i wish there was an ultra husk

wrong
fres is fles
flees
horror,,,
whose eyes are those eyes
lewis
What happened to the always super react plugin?
Meow
mrrp
hideous
the day aliucord comes to ios is the day i use aliucord for ios
smelly
I'm stealing this
you will die soon
@paper gate you hsve my ip
yop
sore to the eye
i ip log everyone
i love you printf debugging
I never use a debugger unless I am debugging someone else's code
debug my code
broken
fres is scary
fres cute
fres is fres
sunniee
I write many code, I just
pp 'here'
console.log('here')
pp where
@open pasture you cute
I pp all over my work code
wgat does that mean
Ruby's pretty print
they urinate all over their work code
🦦
oter
My linter doesn't like it when I put my pp in my work code, so I cant ever cummit it
Ew
tf?
ugly creature
It should put some socks on
😭
hes ok i guess
Ain't Noone want to see them rancid dogs
ur a rancid dog
this cat sucks
@cursive hornet hii
@paper gate i never left?!
you did
i left you
@paper gate how do I cope with loss of fluffy animal
When
another fluffy animal
ig
grab @twin crag and eat
Does not work
ham sandwitch with onion
fear
banana
needle
🫳
@perish.song#0000
🫴
bread

uwu
mwm
owo
Do drinks count?
yes
xwx
Nyaa

lwl
I have already had a dog named Guinness
kisses

adopts minky
No but I will name my next dog that
its a long name
feed her fav food
ah that makes sense
Vinny for short
@stark herald
x
bought a children book for minky

harvest
idk why i bought that, it was like $12
a girl getting bullied
and a biy saving her
typical romance
oh yeah they also talk lots about eating cookies
Biy
boy
biy
biy
Book encourages bullying
Totem of undying
i am cute

pain
@paper gate
Hop off the highway
gm vendor
That doesn’t look. That bad ngl
Morning
gn vendor I'm actually about to go to sleep
a feather was missing as soon as i take it out

riip sleep schedule again
Gm pingu :3
Maybe it wasn’t worth the dollar
:3
i cant believe i get it for a dollar
nini
wasted a dollar
True
FACTSSSS FACTS FACTS so many facts
nini
2 cent
Night
usulaly i use the Venson A5 and Yonex aerosena shuttles which are like $30 each and this chinese brand is only $1 :()
they taking too much profit
Tbh I would for the cheap one
wym, the cheap ones break after like 10 shot
- my training is very intensive
nini zeet
Nvm then
i ok
Night
I only play bat mitten when I get bored
u should really get into badminton
thats how i got a gf
Yea it is fun
yeah
the equipment and the court fee are bit expensive but is v fun
what racket u use anyway
Uhh doesn’t have a name on it
oh
But it is blue so
u get scammed
I got form a gift
oh these no name rackets only cost like $3
the most can go to $5
cuz is just aluminum or steel
Damn that’s cheap
yeah
But I get why scam
cuz those rackets are no name
u can get like a good carbon fiber racket for $30
Nice I’ll look in that
sure
u from?
Us what about u
Myanmar ( is an independent country 🥲)
i wanna go live in US some day
Pick a good state
i've been there for like tournaments but have never acutally traveled there
Texas is a good one

is expensive i think, last time i went there the court fee was like $20 for 3 hour
Damn didn’t know that
Bye
HELP

never





rule 7


Gm vendor
@errant chasm hiiii
@paper gate @raw panther hiii
:3
Morning
Horror
gm
jvm is bloat
Hii pingu
@stark herald 
I should go eep
kill
Yes eep
Yop
soon
one day you'll think you see duke waving at you and then you look back and he's gone
fear

horror
@burnt maple haiiiiii hiiiiii
Horror
how are u my wife
@paper gate its time for background check
Fear
⁉️
⁉️
⁉️
⁉️
I shall eep night
nini
what tz

every euro i know sleeps at like 8 in the morning
nvhhr
vee too
well yeah but that's vee
sleeping in mornings comes with being gay
wait fuck I need to leave the house in 5 min if I wanna make it to the bus
tru
skool
nini eep well
we didn't have physics today cuz idk the teacher said so yesterday so now my next lesson is in an hour 
wait
9.45
1 hour 15
blehh I need to wait 30 min there
i couldnt be less of a supposedly student
They really dropped one amazing album then dipped
i literally do the same things i do at home here
Damn I had 3 tests today ;-;
Good luck
tyty
Gl
<3
I failed or didn't attend most of my exams this half year I'm so skilled!!


hai annie
Don't ask me why but I just spent at least an hour scrolling through support
hiiii
that has to be a form of self harm
how do I use bd plugin that allows me to violate privacy??
hmmmmm
Is Venhorse a trjona
Horror
@zinc spire 
bkdbabjbfnsnbm
My babies are growing fast
@errant chasm bwaa
@dusty goblet bwaa

Cute
2/18 seeds already sprouting
no U
Nop
I'm aiming for at least 10 from all 4 batches
Brb
We reapin wat we sow up in here

nicee, what are they btw
seeds of zeet flower

I need to come up with better passwords for stuff
I am not affiliated With Lana Inc. nor will I take responsibility for any injury harm or good vibes that happen
explosives manufacturing
Password Manager => 50 random extended ascii symbols
watermelons
woahh
like a lot of things I can use a password manager and auto generated passwords but for my laptop for instance I actually need a decent password I can remember ;-;
jubilee watermelons
Try to mix a bit of stuff you can remember
like an author or cartoon/anime and the creators day of birth
h
Just remember ýy¯Ï´ËêN·$º¡'}v2³RF>êAç´-NpEEÍÝ$Z¼2¿H¼'Ih);¯í?R1Qî it can't be that hard /s
then add in some !!#// type stuff and you'll have a rememberable (and typable password)
I'm glad I don't have a laptop bcs I suck at passwords (my home PC password is very insecure)
Estrogen123
real
or Estrogin
Estrogin
my laptop password was so good i forgot it immediately 

keepass is cool
I should get mine sorted since its a dumping ground of ones I know and some I came up with years ago whilst somewhat manic
Breaking in
yop
ur shiggy collection is now forfeit
my desktop pass is just the username cuz I trust my siblings enough to not go into my room and I literally never lock it anyway
I kinda recommend doing so

prevents a lot of possible chaos
I'm so paranoid of my parents stalking me I even lock my pc when I go to the toilet for 30s 
my password is the first two lines of a verse
meep
anyone has smth like that?
Mix and match if you want to make it a little harder to guess
Anyway driving time bai
Like don't just take a phrase from a bookseries
baii
FLOOR IT
for my desktop idc since if someone has physical access to it I have bigger problems anyway
DON'T GO AROUND THE ROUNDABOUT, ITS A LIE
laptop I actually use a good pass for
I mean, having a literal 4 letter lock code already is enough for ur desktop in that case
yop
also it's 5 not 4 so it's kinda overkill ngl
passwords are bloat anyway run everything as root 
also my stop bai bai
Take care Pingu!
real
stay safeuwu
hi julie!
farewell femboys
oh yeah isnt that because russia wanted to region restrict something about femboys or something
i only heard it in passing
femboys are disallowed so russia asked discord to make russians not live their fantasies
sad
yop
i couldnt live in a world without femboys
bwaa
Never heard of that before, but that's quite depressing


if i want custom home icon do i edit in quick css editor?
thanks
bwah
bwaa
PREPOSTEROUS!
I SHALL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN
FOR I, RADI ATION CALNESS, AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER SEVERAL innocent civilians TO GET MY POINT ACROSS! THEN, nyaah :3 mrrp mrrm meow mrr meo
I'm missing the joke ngl
yo maybe youre cooking with this idk
okay but seriously according to the clock i laid in bed for like, a good hour and thirty doing nothing while being wide the fuck awake
GUYS
There's been 2 years of large scale warfare, many civilians have died
GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
whaaaaa
oh shit
oh shit
oop
JINX
I TYPING FROM MY LAPTOP
wtf
JINX
5000W EXPLODED
I SAID IT FIRST
what PSU did you have
like rn
???
AHAHAHAH
MY WALL IS NOW BLACK
UNPLUG
I SAID IT FIRST ON MY SCREEN
did you have a 5000W PSU
IT STILL DOING SPARKING
Instead of clout posting maybe fix it
but fr are you okay
yes
UNPLUG
here's your answer
:T
my hand burnt
ngl cloutposting is fun
brother thst was like 3 whole seconds of lag is your wifi ok
while unplugging
that shit was a bomb from the beginning
maybe not ._.
i wont buy a pc agian
I'm being shot at, guys HELP
did you get it from like wish or something
i need help
WHAT
that's not to blame on a desktop
depends on the PSU
depends on motherboard
Depends
yeah
it just exploded 18 mins ago\
we don't know jack shit
thacomputr mistakingly installing a fucking bomb instead of a computer:
Nah
i hate my self
poor maintenance or cheap components (or just worn down by age)
it almsot kileld me
if you got a 5000W psu from like a random Chinese company then of course it's gonna explode, you never buy sketchy PSUs
- if psu is crap then it will damage motherboard
- if motherboard is crap then it will damage every component there maybe except ram
i got the psu for 200$
where
@frosty dock
oh god
bru
lol
I-
what brand was it
ФЕМБОИ ДЛЯ МОСКВЫ 2024 🇷🇺
both are cheap ass
(joke)
ibuypower
ur screwed
oh my god
JESUS
Whats wrong iwth my motherboard
Aliexpress would've been a better choice
press f to pay respects
the ocmpany sucks?
depends
I DONT DVEN KNOW WHAT BRAND THAT IS DUDE IT SOUNDS BAD EVEN
;-;
from the incident i can say
I'm guessing you meant 500W
its basically U.S. prebuilt pc company
instead of 5000
pc are timebomb
your power supply just blew up so it probably had a little too much juice
no
your PSU was a time bomb
theres no way he bought a 500W psu for 200
i agree
tired
so don't fuck with your motherboard etc, as its probably still charged
facebook market place
PSUs normally don't explode
id rather believe that it was a "5000W" psu
sleep well sam 
Gn sam
guys
and if they fail they at least try to not damage anything
i have to go
no like 500W psus are 40~70
i need to ifnd aprofessinal
Thank u
they are cheap
are you okay

a guy sold me the psu for 200 saying its 5000w
my hand burnt
oh fuck
considering that the professional you sought at the first place was ibuypower idk if we should trust u
How did you burn your hand
do u have a picture of it
i can call hte company ibuyproblems
please don't buy used PSUs next time
LIke you see a cloud of magic smoke come out of it and you touch it
it burnt
or at least get from reputable brands
its still burning the stickers
u know like psus have the labels on them
like Corsair or be quiet
yeah but idk if they got burnt
i try
I mean just google that shit
get super flower psu
Я передал ваше местоположение Владимиру.
not just brand, there's plenty of people who have actually written in depth lists of high quality PSU's
i have a picture before plugging it in
did they put a literal bomb in it lmao
this
i did :3
backed by load testing and stuff
so, this guy got a 5 THOUSAND WATT psu off of facebook, and that turned his pc into a timebomb
Like brand loyalty is not gonna save ya
yeah
lightly blushes
ah shit
but most reputable brand PSUs are fine
Also blaming the hardware is a little bit err
🔥
HOW THE FUCK DO GOU DO THAT
stay safe out there
Please wear bubble wrap for your own safety
atp i think he's going to need diamond armor
I have short circuited the pins to start a pc that wasn't in a case
or maybe a bomb of his own to counter the computer
My head
Blew up is a bit overexaggerated
The capacitors blew up cause it was a (likely cheap) PSU that was already old
he seems like an IED ngl
please next time just run for the breaker instead of unplugging it
?
identified explosive device
ic
am back
like

i threw my pc to dumpster

don't
now am left with a laptop
Have you tried not being lobotomized?
oh
think then act
just take everything
i dont wanna take the bom with me
if it's not plugged in
it won't do anything
it got a rtc 2090 ti
had
it just blew a capacitator
the psu is still dangrous to touch?
gpu dead?
still might have some live current
probably
so yeah don't just grab stuff
the GPU most of the time dies when a bad PSU dies afaik
actually found something at 2mhz? nice going, i didn't think your equipment even could
Not able to tell until you inspect the parts
can it get repaired
not worth it
am jsut scared to touch them
You should be
even if it's repairable it's gonna cost a lott
it didn't exactly shut off properly
it was not even turned on
Oh
the psu jsut had power plugged
lord
it exploded
yeah next time please just
ibuypower is shit
think about what you buy
its ibuyproblem
You were lucky to be home
no
its a you problem to blame them instantly
when bought second hand
off facebook
i thought jack ma got kidnapped
I know they aren't great
you got it second hand
and alie express is ded
na it aint
what components are safe
Why do you wanna touch them?
salemtechtips
i wanna sell
it is so weird running into people from parts of the internet on other parts of the internet
Bruh
i got the pc like 16 days ago
don't sell that shit after you just had a major failure that could've fried the entire thing
now am scared of my laptop battrey getting exploded
I've had a few lithium battery's go off

but they don't usually just fail
that's borderline impossible unless it's already swelled
the pc's seller probably knew that the PSU was about to die
Don't become the shitty facebook salesmen
with my cctv
i wont buy from that sh
how
really it's the fb marketplace seller that sold you a known faulty conponent
it was idle
you're gonna fail miserably
but didn't tell you
the seller profile is deleted
that's not the fault of iBuyPower
I bought a second hand Hi-Point pistol for 500$
that makes even more sense
now i fell like am trapped
it's the fault of the seller
and it blew up when I put it down on the table after suddenly going off
feel*
well there's not much you can do except live with the fact that maybe a random fb marketplace seller isn't the best source for a new pc
yeah now i know they sell timebombs
the whole repair of my wall and the table and otehr things that rae burnt gonna cost like 900
be glad your house isn't on fire
this
it went off when it wasn't on
sooo
if you didn't notice or weren't there
it'd have burned down your entire house
pretty sure it was plugged in
i was next to it
plugged in not powered on
using my epic laptop
still has live power in it
guys wait
given the circumstances, it was likely that the seller knew it was faulty
I know
yea
yes
yeah
yes
not everything is a bomb
neverever on battery
i had my laptop plugged in for like 2 years and it was safe
that's not really healthy for the battery but it's safe
I worry more about Cadmium batteries
not that it's gonna explode, but it'll hold less charge afaik
nowadays I unplug it frequently and give it almost fully rundown to 0 then let it charge back up in a cycle
I need shark pics
yep, the battery health on my laptop is 70%
Its best to not fully drain a battery afaik
i never fully do it but like down to 30 or 20
Good
running a i7
on laptop
with battery
is crazy
i only charge my phone when it's at 2%
its H series
gaming laptop? unlucky
My phone drains a bit quickly nowadays
but its been like 4-5 years since I bought it
it got no gpu
mine's a ryzen 3 so it's not very high power
only intel evo i7
alright good, not gaming laptop
and it also survived a muddy ditch dive

im talking about the LAPTOP
ye
if it has no gpu it's probably not for gaming
i said my laptop have 32x2 ram ddr5
also you do have a GPU, its likely just built into your CPU
alr guys
IGPU
thank u
we mean discreet gpu, the difference doesn't matter here
Laptop or PC
integrated graphics aren't that good yet
alr
thank u guys
i go do whatever i can
cya
I'd recommend maybe carefully letting your pc sit for a bit
and sooner or later removing the GPU CPU and any drives etc (store them and use a cheapo Motherboard to test if stuff works)
Ok gimme tiger shark pics
Family
shawk
Maow
Yes they are i have bestest integrated graphics
Intel HD Graphics 5500
(This is a lie someone get me off this shit)
(I’m planning to build a rig with an RX 6500 XT and Ryzen 7 5800X) (maybe X3D?)
I'm a very skilled driver /s
What kinda car do u drive
@tall vale spotted
How would I knowwww
finally another use for that image
@storm cedar don't you love shifting into the wrong gear 
hi chat
do you ever feel like
all day everyday
yes always
Me every night fr
Where'd u get that image of me-
if people like javascript so much why isnt there javascript 2
secret :3
Where can i buy this
Why didn't u hug me when you took it, rude :c
no clue

me
is it 404 brain not found
410 brain unexisted itself
i bet that thing costs like $492 without shipping
nanazip 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
So much for a plush whar
that should not have made me laugh as much as it did
Does anyone else get pissed off when people use shit like *b-but" or "h-hi"
Y-yes
Tee-hee
U-UwU
I am the gman
Do not let my name fool you I am actually the gman
The real one
On a dirtbike its kinda annoying but with cars I never accidentally ejected the engine
Shift into first gear at highway speeds and a boring drive will suddenly be much more engaging
I shifted from 5th into 2nd instead of 4th while going 80-90 
Got jumpscared lol
https://files.catbox.moe/9fowib.jpg
Did it make a funny noise
And yes i do live in the nrw
your car had a brainfart after you did that
I felt bad for the car
The sad thing is I know people who would panic when thst happens 

Eepy
me
It's sad that people would panic 😭
Like guh check what gear ur in and then you know what's going on
ohayo
me
i forgot about it and i was sleeping
You were sleeping while driving? What
Haii
They also nickname shifting like that a money shift
hewoo
Gm
Gmgm
Why because it destroys your car costing you more money
Or what
Most engines would basically just have the gears from the gearbox or the piston/cilinder seize shut or smash a hole through ur engine
I'm confused
oh im stuoid
My car is engine
i thought the funny noise u responded to was in response to the alarm test
that Metallic ticking sound is two gears basically being smashed together
i didnt read all the way
it makes me flinch like pain would
Engine
Yeah I literally said poor car lmak
"I swear I was in 4th 😭 😭"
Honestly if you have those habits already I'm sure you'll do just fine
I'm doing well for the most part yeah
Only issues are that I'm a little too fast and lack awareness of my surroundings still
Like I won't see a biker at times and not see a speed limit sign
but soon that's sorted out too
Hit bikers 
@jaunty trellis is this your level 
Oh mb
Almost did bcs dumb fuck decides its smart to drive next to a car with FAHRSCHULE fat on it at a traffic light and I didn't see it 
Horror
The teacher saw ofc but how dumb do you have to be to do that as a biker
The car literally screams "STAY AWAY"

I mean you're meant to be self aware in the first place and bikers are one of the more fragile of the few
Sadly they ruined my Honda cbr900 Fireblade 1999
It's completely ruined now
.... Yes but the car literally makes you aware that there's someone driving who hasn't learned how to drive properly yet so there's no reason to get thst close if you gain nothing
How's the leg?
Have you ever seen a driving school for bikes it's terrible they never learn properly
I'm not defending myself like I know it was my mistake but I do think it was dumb of the biker
Well I can't walk
It was a bycicle not a motorbike 
Was there a bike lane?
No
If there was a bike lane I would've watched out
So there's literally no reasons for them TO NOT EXIST
If it's an actual motorbiker I would have been upset because they come off very easily
In the first place
???? I'm sayign they should stay BEHIND me and not stop next to me back wheel
Ye that was dumb of him but still
That's all I say
Ik I have to see that
It would've been my fault
But what he did was dumb

Sucks that I don't have pictures of my old bike on this phone I do on my other one
Nah I love motorbikes dw
I wanna get one
I tend to just give L-plated cars some room
I absolutely loved it to bit
One day
He, who does not fear death, will do the same even without a bike
Europe's laws suck in regards to bikes :c
Motorcycle crashes are horrible whenever they happen especially if the bike is plastic well if they've got a plastic shell it fucking explodes
Yes
I mean a bike in a serious crash is usually a total write off anyhow
Yea I know
I've seen enough images
There is images on the internet of my mangled leg after the crash
Its more about if you have some nice road rash prevention kit on



