#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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zeet
My cat has a big tree house
my gf says ur pfp is cute
that’s gay


h
zeet stole me
yop
@twin crag has an ai gf ||zeet||
Zeet is an ai
Ok I combined 2 passwords and its uncrackable :D
just auto generate
erm what the zeeter
I did this a few years back and then I combined two combined passcodes
It’s
Id forget that
put your cat on the keyboard until it says uncrackable
Just do 111111-1
Definitely not getting cracked
dont remember it
correct-horse-battery-staple-`5icE3hy^mjV(e1-~9">X70%Q3d]5Br
i collected semilight
Well thats the thing its the password for the manager
my fedora feels so fucking laggy wtf lmao
ohhh
Yeaaa
whjat if a horse kicked you @noble quest
just make sure u can remember it
and also have a way to reset it
@paper gate ow!
Now I can use Thorium or degoogled chromium and have my passwords
ye or any browser really
Fuck I just stepped on a pile of 7 phone screens
ive used firefox for i cant remember how long now
wha
how...
where do u find that
If not they’re broken now
i steal
:3
i used to love spiders as a kid
cute spidey
Idk
Spider
i would let them crawl on me
the spider grew arms :33333
I still love spiders
????
I see ur an iphone fan
A little
i feel like you dont need that many phones
that has to be stolen
imagine if it just grabbed you
How did you know
i cant tell if ur kidding honestly im kinda convinced that u steal phones
2robu@sand citrus
actually no then they would differ more
I don’t
yeah its just all iphones
for a moment i accepted that u steal phones
was wondering why u dont just sell those
semilight doesnt steal phones, she buys stolen phones off ebay
https://tenor.com/view/cat-yahee-gif-2742560024002100041 @fallow pawn this is me am i cute
warm
bloated fat fuck
unironically most the iphones on ebay that are icloud locked (which there are MANY) are stolen
😭
unfortunately icloud lock is so bad that its common e-waste found in asian countries
I don’t buy them stolen
I buy them surplus from repair shops or the Salvation Army
how many of them are icloud locked
70% maybe
LOL
is icloud lock like frp lock
Pretty easy to bypass tho
some of these are kinda cheap so makes sense ig
i thought u were insane for a moment
i imagine not is a squid irl
maybe u are but for another reason
whats frp
google lock thing
i can see why
some abbreviation
furry roleplay
NOP
hmu
icloud lock is basically, phone is tied to an apple id and needs the apple ids password to unlock (even if you restore, the phone needs to contact servers to check for activation or else it cant proceed)
oh
thats like exactly frp lock
🦑
Apple is crazy with their security
Passcode locked iPhone X and below my beloved
do u think im more like a squid or otter or what else @twin crag urgent
I love using ramdisks to steal activation tickets
though the owners can disable it over find my if they ever bother to (which most people dont even know they exist), some mixups happen where the owner accidentally leaves it on when selling
One time, I kid you not it asked for the customers credit card. I checked 5 times, it was from apple.
hiii @frigid prawn :3
I mean icloud lock is fine but dear lord it generates too much e-waste
so many useless phones just existing not used
true
just got logged out of discord 

Yeah
i dont wanna flood with a wall of text but imagine i copy paste the article u sent
that was me
would u let me in ur discord acc
or are u afraid of me seeing ur frp
I dont understand people who share their tokens/accounts bc of trust
ppl do that?? lol
it's just a cute gesture
tbh that doesnt make sense
just share your password

my e-wife shared their account with me I will make sure she wont talk with other women
sharing ur token is marginally smarter than sharing password because without the password you cant change things like email or pass
while it might be smarter, you dont have to constantly ask for a password
ok!!
i am speaking from experience
girl
hiii fawnere
you can change ur token by enabling 2fa or changing ur pass
looks so silly
I store an alt account token in a plaintext file
me when i accidently share my discord token and now i HAVE to put ot on github too
lanky arms
do what you want with that information
Here’s a picture of every working iDevice I own
vee's 1984
i ated them all
what the fucv\k
cant find it, but i have a mile-long dm feed with the discord account because i kept commiting my token
WTF
SICKO
no thats kinda cool ig
but why do u have that many
I need more
nice watch
I have therapy
horrible
!!!
That’s not a watch smh
bitches be like "only one more phone would fix me..."
imagine u walk into a room and all it has is one bed and 500 apple devices and nothing else
@harsh minnow this is semilights coping mechanism
id run
stanley quencher
yeah it is
my coping mechanism is stabbing people on da streets
iPod nano (6th generation)
samara insane
that’s an iPod nano
And then you can't even use them really because most software requires a paid license
6th generation
ipod nano watch
i used to own one of these
loved it
I would instantly fall in love
Damn, please cope while crossing my way
I would marry them on the spot actually

no I’m not
I can stop whenever I want
I just don’t want to stop
no-
@frigid prawn this is innovation
so what's it like to pay to have a usable firewall?
samara your arms are so hairy
hey you don't have to lie, we love all bodies here
so you don’t have freckles
I only have like a single birthmark spec
||especially their organs
||
I have 3,296 freckles on my right arm and 4,013 on my left
thats cute
for you @fallow pawn 🪷
zt is e-waste
nice flower, may i have one?
stab me :3
help
yes, 🌺
yay ty
most of them are kinda faint but they’re all there trust me 🥺
best zeet
You sure
that scared me for a sec
PALE
holy shit
you are a mirror
samara is a vampire
you reflect 100% light
sam when was the last time sun touched your skin
you are so pale
im not even that pale
woa,,
i like your nails
Are you dead
no I think
vampire maybe
everyone calling samara pale
I’m dead
Sleep with an eye open tonight :D
but vampires are cool
legs 
my hands get twice as pale when I go outside in the cold

I’m so pale in areas with white light
you become brighter than the sun
samee
yop
my hands become really red when theyre cold
and theyre almost always cold :(
burnt to a crisp after approimately 0.03 seconds of sun exposure
I never go outside
do u take vitamin d supplements
well
rushii is a tomato
anyways the hand shape is goals
benefit of that is youre less likely to get skin cancer and have clear skin
cute hands can i eat them
nooooooooo
no don’t be weird
nice hands can I hold them
whar
:3
womps you
someone should make vencord dating server
soon
real
sometimes it's fun to observe people's hands
samara will go to the sahara desert
need mittens?
awww so me
the ones you "crack" and then they get super warm
ven will add snat emote
they can be reset?
what
ive only ever used single-use ones
nuh uh i dont like things on my hands tbh
ive used single use ones while skiing
oh trueee
i think ven is a fish
one second
i didn't
i hope you get eaten by a fish
didnt make me laugh
:( i will cry
me petting you
me petting someone
me when dumb person is talking
https://tenor.com/view/is-talking-gif-24285273

vee enters chat
DONT BOIL
nyoo
boiled
boil.
samara soup
you monster
yummy
do not boil
boil me pls
can i have Samara soup
real

hiii @spring viper
hiii
hoal
nya
hii worm
nya
how is that incel? you just dont want to be in a relationship
right?
or is it seeing other relation
as
ah
i see
no theres a difference between not wanting to be in a relationship and being repulsed byh them
yea thats just an incel
Messed up
terrible affliction
i have a friend who doesnt like seeing others happy or relationships but because she is very unhappy with her life and stuff
horrible fortune
bad luck even

i think this is perfectly fair
i dont want to see people slobbering each other in public either
what is that

think i have a problem
no
nuh uh, if you have a problem then i do as well and i know i dont have a problem :33

its volcel not incel
you do
:vennielexa:
problems unrelated to emoji usage
does github auto generate changelogs
what did i do @paper gate
you breathed
wrong ping shut
what did i do @open pasture
what did you do
what did I do
what did
what
worm
mya
u removed me which is fine but im not sure if i actually upset you for some reason or not
|| ||
nyaa that;s me
did i
i was probably clearing friends list we dont talk and i dont even really talk here much so
idk
youre cool
mhm that's oki then
zt, burn
evil
how
youu

common discord mobile L
first gif is you
it works on pc so idk
are they happy worm noises
worms
i told you that u cant do that!!!!!!!
yea :3
good
eepy
whom plays tf2
same
many
i dislike you for some reason yet you have dont nothing bad to me so i will not act upon that feeling and will only hold it back since you havent done anything bad to me
same
no!
not u
me???
mmm
mmm worms
what they tase like
tasty
protein
mmmm
qwq
i might try now
grinded mealworms, but not like me
if u do keto u can easily recognize carbs and proteins
what happens if u shoot a worm with a bullet
i'd die!!
worm breaks the bullet
rosie
ye
infinite worm glitch
infinite food glitch
you
but then gloomy happen
still smarter than me
HOW MANY TIMES IS EBAY GONNA MAKE ME ENTER MY PASSWORD EVERY TIME I NAVIGATE A PAGE
GOD
THIS IS INSANE
hehe
@harsh minnow You


delete
nop
is that you
STOP ASKING ME
IVE ENTERED IT ALREADY GJERBGHYERBG

VEE IS JOHN EBAY
head empty
head open
just like zt
would you still love me if I was a worm
lmfao
nyaa
yea
zeet will love my new profile
to me too?
yes
yay
horrible
:D

i will become zeet
facts
you
no 
all i need is for vee to give me kotlin role (i do kotlin
)
help i acidentally made a business on ebay
then i can fully be zeet
how
how do i revert to individual account
heart broken, end of the world, it’s over
make a new account
umm nop
deth 

we'll see that robert
if you were a worm i would crush you under my foot
have u ever heard a worm scream
meow
i do all of the time when i eat them
not like I can run away
so I guess that’s how it goes
🇹🇷
have you ever heard
do worms slither
🇷🇴
bro ur pfp
kinda
install cs source bruh

fawormn
we swih
sqish



no!
awawa
wouldnt that make you a worm
what about, are snakes worms
Somehow i fucked up fedora within 20 minutes of installing it 💀
yea
based
yes
have u considered gentoo
No 
EVERYSINGLE TIME BAHAAHAH
thank you i appreciate that
its what i ended up doing after fedora >//<
how do you break fedora, i thought it was impossible to fuck up redhatware
hi waffles
I'm back
@lapis lava hi
wb zeet schmeet
wrong pfp
real gamers using showmeyourname
the real zt is hopelessly obsessed with me
i will husk like zt
my rosie
you will never be him ..
one day i will be
zeet transformation:
- idk
zt and rosie and rosie again (real)
MtZ
Male to Zeet
we replaced zeet?!
i am real zeet
crack my spine like a whip
wha
@paper gate fake zeet
crack my uh,,,, meow like uhhhh like aaaa..... like a nya
how many holes are there in a coffee cup
are you ok
we need zeet cult role
4.5
that gives zeet council access
@lapis lava real zeet
ven will add zeet council to vaius
even better
i will write shitcode and pr it
zeet legislature
guys
devilbro is making a plugin to turn everyone into zeet
with hardcoded translations
there should be a zeet wothship channel
soon
i gave a content creator i liked money and they noticed me on twitter
best use of $2.79
(end me)
which one of you is wearing these right now
i think so
why is everyone zeet
also i would go on a schizo rant on why youtube doesnt allow you to purchase channel memberships through ios
only reason i know him is because of his level bot
because @paper gate supremacy
@harsh minnow how did they get a picture of your socks? you need to lock your door ..
Yes he peak and its the only reason I am still kind of into gd
vee wears femboy socks
exhibitionist
should i speedrun brain rot role
could have gotten mtn dew
@twin crag husk this
v+ brain rot *zeet*
im sad now 😭
also it was 9 pm im not walking to the convenience store to buy something i dont like when its pitch black outside
also he played marble blast gold judging by this reply
so
even more peak
video btw

go play mbg its peak
@fallow pawn hi
american senators
oh husk my bus pirate finally shipped
@nocturne bough will port huskbot to vencord
there's an entire reverse engineering project around it on github
are you an american senator
nop
are you sure
i think so
although anybody can be a senator nowadays
what is the wattage of your microwave
things I do in discord are happening twice and I'm suspecting vencord lol
horror
why is america politics so complicated
that's why i like dictatorships
one man, all control
you disagree, you die
welcome to the vencord server
no complicated political structure
@rain coral hiii
you attack our country, you explode
but thats on all countries
you added an extra e to explod
@fallow drum why did it take so long to ship
remember when vendor banned meow

meow
mrpp

NO PULLING
👀
i have
does that count

who wants to steal my identity
im gonna have 3 ssn cards soon
If this gets 7 stars this poor child im totally not using for fame will be cured from cancer
@fallow pawn 
what did bro order
happy hacking
why are all pcb manufacturers in china
i dont have 500 years to wait for shipping
zt is about to hack nasa
yop
yes
if this gets 7 husks i will get zeet to minkypost every single day
i bought this https://buspirate.com/bus-pirate-5-rev-10-now-available/ @fallow drum
sleep
this
meow
eepy
same :3
fawner
How do I learn this power
listen to 13.7gb of nier soundtrack
@dull anvil meow
Meow
isn't that just
i need to fix my qt theme
zoning out
nop
@twin crag you did this
when I zone out people stop paying attention to me
like
it's as if I'm not even there
you are still in the plane of existence though
um
I actually don't know lmfao
you cannot truly understand until you have dedicated a full day to watching exurbia videos
@urban elk hi
hai
if you want a speedrunning tip to learning sleeping, listen to track 11 of disc 3 of sqex-10855-7
all the tips and tricks are in there
why do people keep misunderstanding my name
my name implies that
whenever I'm eepying
NOTHING wakes me up
it takes whatever it takes
have you considered waterboarding
same
or even an elevation of carbon dioxide in the blood caused by an uncontrollable external threat

commit tax evasion
but what is death 
you
horse
The end of life
Birthdays?
Hello
Hello
Haii
Does petpet command works
Petpet
I have a cat laying next to me I am all powerful
But yes it should
proof

It's not work when i use it
I don't have image perms so I can't send proof here
Are you trying to use the server or different?
you summoned
Well i used it in server
you will use win2k theme
never
Do you have image perms
F. vulgaris
What is image perms
What if there was a vencord plugin that just flashed gman at random intervals
gman jumpscare
as a person who doesn't have to pay taxes, i can totally confirm
I am talking about petpet plugin
I would use that
My cat jumped down
i jumped on ur cat
I details it say use /petpet then username it create a petpet gif on that person
Gif are link to embed perms
can u read the name of this channel
the last part specifically
that too
https://youtu.be/g8asU52opro my god
Runner introduction starts at 1:06
Run starts at 3:29
Couch commentary is provided by Alist, esoterics and zela1
Prolix is host
This speedrun was recorded live at Awesome Games Done Quick 2020, a weeklong charity speedrun marathon raising money for Prevent Cancer Foundation. Awesome Games Done Quick 2020 is just one of the many charity maratho...
beginner can really be beaten that quick
Beginner literally took 2 minutes lol
Go to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
Dude
warer
Sad 
Yea milk is good
i can be trusted with this
true
The latter sounds good
@open pasturehi waffles
@elder geyser hii
hi
@paper gate
soon
room 40 eez nuts in ur mouth
hi i exist sometimes
its pretty late i had a good sleep schedule for a few days
hopefully tomorrow ill sleep earlier
its 5:30 am
https://twitter.com/philnash/status/1765894318747779296 I should train copilot to assign TODOs to @paper gate
yesterday i went to sleep at like
2 am maybe
maybe earlier
better than what it was like a week ago
i kept going to sleep at 8
but ill go to bed now
ill try to sleep before 3 tomorrow
well, today

do not
i only stopped bc i had a few bad days and went to sleep earlier lmao
why do you two tag each other all the time
r u gay
@elder geyser
@sand citrus

Idk zeet just does it so I do too
It’s a game of tag
i win @keen junco
Woah that crazy
Nuh uh I will flip a bit in the container
Why are there many zeets
They will show you way of the Zeet
@unreal siren hiii
can we have 3 or more nots
nop
im awesome i think i deserve it
nop
too many zeets
No such thing
fres will dissolve
no way
help
What is your issue
f54 is typing
Pinging certain people the instant they react/type/show presence
Yea that
That's how I know you're the real zeet
Misinformation, I reported that bug agrs ago
Just abuse the endpoint
horror
I don't know how to explain
Just create an organization so you can see the endpoint, then abuse it
@noble quest
Shit wrong one
@twin crag
Lol
Zeet is a valuable member of the community. Having more is very important
The Zeet are confusing people now
:3
:3
bwaaa :3
Can the zeet's have different attributes so I can tell them apart
nop
Bwa
should i make a /uses page @cursive hornet
Like zeet [role=dumb aria-live=aa]
For what? I can't remember what we were talking about
Fear me, 3 ides at once
I wonder if that cat says wagoo wagoo
Yes, but obly after fixing website on mobile
wagoo wagoo
maybe
I have sent you the css to add

Bwaa
try again
I would pr, but I refuse to install Java for development now
I quit java
shouldnt need java
whqt is wrong wiht this creature
well
NOOO 😭
Your website is made in Java instead of good tools
its not java though
Gradle is nightmare inducing and it's what made me quit java
its transpiled
Java the language is fine
I install adoptium for minecraft. But No More.
I don't want to be capible of harming myself with java again
f66
Scary
i could switch to wasm @cursive hornet
GRADLE JUMPSCARE
i love gradle
stockholm syndrome
i like gradle
I don't see how wasm helps
not transpiled
F100 and F-99 don't pass the regex /f\d{2}/i
F54814
Too large!!!!
My problem is gradle induced migraines and terabytes of unfindable garbage
another one
i love gradle
Does this apply to pixel 6a
i dont think so


