🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[stone owl]

DORED

[soft wadi]

as a turk i’d like to ask why your food sucks

[harsh minnow]

[hollow jackal]

we have decent food!! just some ass restaurants

[soft wadi]

im sorry i dont feel like eating kebab everyday

[harsh minnow]

with that being said i love deutschland (no i don't)

[soft wadi]

i love germany for one thing and thats pork

[harsh minnow]

turkey has good food like döner and uhhh döner and uhhh döner

[hollow jackal]

çiğ köfte

[soft wadi]

and also the big gothic cathedrals

[stone owl]

I like Russian language

[harsh minnow]

actually there's this one turkish thing i like a lot

it's like a sesam ring thing

[hollow jackal]

is pork illegal in indoland? since muslim country and all

[harsh minnow]

simit

[stone owl]

🇹🇷

[soft wadi]

LOL what if i told you i wasnt even muslim

[storm cedar]

Indoland

[soft wadi]

you think theyd stone me for it

hell no

[hollow jackal]

me neither

[soft wadi]

so its majority a muslim country

and some cities follow the syairah law which is like

something they do in arab

[hollow jackal]

sharia law yeah

i think pork is outlawed in that

[soft wadi]

but i live in the capital (well close) so im surrounded by a lot of non muslims too

[stark herald]

vencors is illegal

[soft wadi]

and let me tell you i eat pork every fucking week its amazing

[hollow jackal]

pork isnt illegal here but rare and expensive

[soft wadi]

i eat at paulaner every sunday

[hollow jackal]

mainstream restaurants also dont use pork products

[harsh minnow]

pork is the cheapest slop here

[soft wadi]

because we have a restaurant n i order a plate of knuckle

[harsh minnow]

well sometimes it's good

[soft wadi]

okay do not call it SLOP

[hollow jackal]

haram!!!!!!!

im reporting u to allah hq

[harsh minnow]

lmaoooo

nah its good

[soft wadi]

also i wanna go to turkiye one day so i can ride the air bawoon

[harsh minnow]

but like all the cheapest stuff here uses pork

[soft wadi]

[harsh minnow]

if u wanna get like beef it's so expensive

[soft wadi]

i wouldve assumed beef was cheaper honestly lmao

[hollow jackal]

yes do that but dont ever go to antalya it sucks

[soft wadi]

but antalya :(

[harsh minnow]

nah good beef is extremely expensive

[hollow jackal]

it's cheaper to be an alcoholic chainsmoker in turkey than someone who eats healthy

[soft wadi]

turkey just sucks

[hollow jackal]

yop

ass country

[soft wadi]

excpet the fact you guys have cats

thats like awwsome

[hollow jackal]

we do!!

[soft wadi]

like so many

[harsh minnow]

huh?

[soft wadi]

everywhere

[harsh minnow]

oh

gato

[soft wadi]

??

what else would i mean

[hollow jackal]

kediköy is another name for kadıköy since it has a lot of cats

kedi = cat in turkish

[harsh minnow]

nothing

i was confused about the having cats part thinking you meant cats aren't allowed where you live

[soft wadi]

what is a kadikoy

HAHAHHAA

[harsh minnow]

then you elaborated that you mean the fact that they have a looot of cats

so it made more sense

[soft wadi]

oh no i have cats here

we have a lot of strays here too

[stark herald]

ßencord

[harsh minnow]

adoption is needed

millions must be adopted

cat mama sho

[hollow jackal]

arguably the most progressive part of istanbul

[soft wadi]

this is me and lewi cat :3

[stone owl]

[harsh minnow]

gato

[hollow jackal]

[soft wadi]

i actually plan on making a cat cafe one day

adopt a bunch of strays take care of them get them vaccinated and open the doors

[manic maple]

we've got loads of stray cats over here in Athens too
they're lazy fuckers

[soft wadi]

where is athens

[manic maple]

they don't want to work so they have no income but they still ask you for food if they see you eating at a restaurant

[stark herald]

how many cats are too many

[manic maple]

like a few hours away from Istanbul

capital of Greece

[manic maple]

a good amount of them

[hollow jackal]

fun fact!!! "lesbian" is actually the demonym for the greek island of lesbos

i'm not joking

it actually is

[harsh minnow]

greece winning

[soft wadi]

greek yoghurt

[hollow jackal]

gay yoghurt

[manic maple]

I am gonna move there

[soft wadi]

does greece have like white pillars

and olive trees

[manic maple]

fuck this city I hate it anyway

[manic maple]

yeah

[soft wadi]

and tall statues of naked people

god id pay to see that

[harsh minnow]

gotdamn you guys are taking it back from turkey??

[soft wadi]

sappho?!

like sapphic

[hollow jackal]

ancient greek soldiers have sex with each other bc there are no women around anywhere
gay people are invented

[soft wadi]

thats crazy

[manic maple]

we've done that like 200 years ago

[harsh minnow]

constantinoplebros are so back

[soft wadi]

are the women all goddesses that dont wanna touch you

[manic maple]

you should get a newer browser

[jaunty trellis]

[hollow jackal]

im not too well versed in greek history tbh

[manic maple]

your current one is very slightly behind

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-experience-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jojo-bizarre-adventure-jojo-jjba-gif-14522595078325119348

[soft wadi]

i believe vennie was a greek goddess

[harsh minnow]

wdym..

[soft wadi]

and she turned people into cats

not stone

[hollow jackal]

sorry aristotle i have failed you

[manic maple]

you're only very slightly behind in the world status

if you get like uh

[soft wadi]

i wanna go to amsterdam again so badly wah

[manic maple]

Firefox
then you should be up to date like most of us here

[soft wadi]

and frankfurt

cuz thats where my cousin is

[harsh minnow]

i was joking about these two messages in relation

istanbul, famous for being the capital of greece

[soft wadi]

kucing (indo)

neko

[hollow jackal]

here's turkish: kedi

[manic maple]

oh I thought you were talking about the Greek revolution that happened 200 years ago

[hollow jackal]

simple right

[manic maple]

my bad

[manic maple]

at one point yeah

[soft wadi]

goyangi (korean)

mao(chinese)

[harsh minnow]

yus... do you get it now

[hollow jackal]

um actually its called konstantinopolous learn ur history

[soft wadi]

kat (thats my name?!) (dutch)

[manic maple]

that's what actually made me think you were talking about the revolution

[soft wadi]

it is i love it

[hollow jackal]

neuken in de keuken..

[soft wadi]

nuke in the cook

[harsh minnow]

i was following some dutch friends on twitter and i had to laugh every time i saw them talk dutch

[soft wadi]

close enough to the literal meaning

HAHAHAHA

[harsh minnow]

dutch is even funnier if you know german

[hollow jackal]

wir suchen dich ven

[soft wadi]

i can understand german without knowing german

[harsh minnow]

it almost seems like the language was just made to troll germans

[soft wadi]

cuz some of the words just sound like their english alternative

[open pasture]

no no

bro

[soft wadi]

german is englishic

[open pasture]

Why is it so colorful here?

[harsh minnow]

yop that's the beauty of germanic languages

[manic maple]

I've been hearing that too

[soft wadi]

u need a little color in ur life man

[manic maple]

like it was made for German people that are high 24/7

[hollow jackal]

i leave you all to figure this out about turkish

[manic maple]

I'm good

we don't talk about Hungarian

[open pasture]

If I had a PC I would be cute too

[manic maple]

they're the cursed language

[stone owl]

Pc = payday 2

[paper gate]

@hollow jackal hiiii

[hollow jackal]

hungarian, finnish, turkish really cursed languages

[hollow jackal]

haiii

[manic maple]

Finnish is slightly more normal

but Hungary is pretty much the most cursed

[jaunty trellis]

[harsh minnow]

it's vee btw

idk why i have to repeat this like 50 times and people still don't care, it's really annoying

[harsh minnow]

it's incredibly cursed

[manic maple]

surely it's not the Romanian patriotism coming out of me and hating on the hungarians

[harsh minnow]

the grammar is funky

[hollow jackal]

i dont think uve told me directly before..

but ogey

i'll call u vee

[jaunty trellis]

nou

[hollow jackal]

sorry about that

[manic maple]

yeah but the language is funny and cool so it gets extra points

[hollow jackal]

my sincerest apolocheese

[manic maple]

whereas with the hungarians...

[harsh minnow]

you must admit the grammar is funky

[soft wadi]

guys im hungry

[harsh minnow]

cursed != bad, i love finnish

[hollow jackal]

houngry

[soft wadi]

what should i eat

[harsh minnow]

finnish is a wonderful language

[soft wadi]

..#

[jaunty trellis]

it's not that funky you're just bad

[manic maple]

agreed

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow hi

[manic maple]

I have some Finnish friends

they send a few memes sometimes

[paper gate]

vee is a bee

[jaunty trellis]

ei suomi ole niin vaikea kieli

[harsh minnow]

how do you say this is not funky

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[manic maple]

recycling words

i don't see what's bad in that

saving the word universe

[paper gate]

ven you should learn spanish

GuH

[manic maple]

good to know

[harsh minnow]

it's not recycling words

its changing word order to add emphasis

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow btw if I say ven it's muscle memory

vee

[harsh minnow]

woozy

[paper gate]

me

[harsh minnow]

woozy soozy

[manic maple]

Greek doesn't do that so I just said recycling cause they're using the same words again

if that made any sense

[jaunty trellis]

just wait until you learn the inflectional forms of curse words in finnish

[manic maple]

I'll try and translate these all literally

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280298381807714304/1216790184193167502/ow_fuck_ouch.gif

[warm zenith]

why is it hitting itself is it stupid

hi zeet

@paper gate hi zeet

[manic maple]

"εχω χρήματα"
"χρήματα είναι κάτι που έχω"
"τα χρήματα είναι με εμένα"
"έχω σίγουρα τα χρήματα"
"ναι, έχω τα χρήματα"

meanwhile Finnish is just the same 3 words

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[harsh minnow]

the weirdest part about finnish is that it has different grammar and vocab for formal and informal language

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[harsh minnow]

like bro..

why tf

in german you just use a different pronoun and no slang to be formal and that's it

[jaunty trellis]

cuz formal finnish sounds stupid in anything that isn't a book

[paper gate]

hi kamuro

[harsh minnow]

why do you need a different grammar and vocabulary 😭

[paper gate]

vee make Vencord include a crypto miner

[warm zenith]

make vencord keep my attention span it's too boring

[stark herald]

family guy funny moments plugin

[harsh minnow]

learn a bit of finnish
use it to talk to finnish people
they think you're weird for using formal speech
rewind
learn informal speech
try to read news article
wtf does this mean help

[jaunty trellis]

[warm zenith]

subway surfers on the left family guy at the top and shiggy on the right

[jaunty trellis]

skill issue imo

[stark herald]

solution

learn spanish instead

en-US is 5 kb

[harsh minnow]

i think finnish is less bloated than german actually

[jaunty trellis]

hehe

[harsh minnow]

actually idk

depends how you define bloat

[paper gate]

yop

[harsh minnow]

german is a very precise language with a looooooooot of precise words

[paper gate]

Vencord shorts plugin

[harsh minnow]

which is imo good but could be considered bloat

[paper gate]

watch YouTube shorts at the same time

[harsh minnow]

finnish is so bloatfree they omit pointless words like articles

[fallow pawn]

chinese gotta have a lot of bloat

[stark herald]

compare 1000 sentences in German with counterpart in Finnish and see which one takes more file size maybr

[paper gate]

hi Sandra

[fallow pawn]

h

[warm zenith]

minky plugin

[jaunty trellis]

in finnish a lot of words get replaced by just changing a word before or after a bit

[warm zenith]

it will use face tracking to detect when you're losing attention and/or falling asleep and it'll show minky on screen immediately

[fallow pawn]

someone needs to do science on why having a background content under main content works for attention span

[warm zenith]

science study on vencord

[stark herald]

vencord plugin will add Instagram stories

[warm zenith]

people come in and then they come out as transgender

[stark herald]

i think discord is doing something like "broadcasts" I wonder what they do

[warm zenith]

who the fuck uses that

[paper gate]

yop

[fallow pawn]

the most ruthless ppl ull ever encounter

[manic maple]

vencord plugin for tiktok people
subway surfers, satisfying videos, family guy, and whatever else, all in the background, and tts opened by default

[paper gate]

tiktok tts voice for vencord

[stark herald]

mrbeast overlay on every attachment

[fallow pawn]

[paper gate]

i must find minky

[stark herald]

i know where

[paper gate]

i have acquired monkey

[stark herald]

how

[paper gate]

grab

[harsh minnow]

why doesn't finnish just get rid of formal language

bloat

[paper gate]

@stark herald the ants know where you are

[harsh minnow]

language reform

NOW

[stark herald]

make finnish fork

debloated

[jaunty trellis]

that would be kinda cool

[jaunty trellis]

eesti

[harsh minnow]

the ants know where fres is at all times. they know this, because they know where fres isn't......

nuh

[stark herald]

i fear the ants

[harsh minnow]

english language is boring

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1212567726204129291/IMG_3242.gif

[paper gate]

you in 3 days 6 hours 33 minutes

[fallow pawn]

oh

okay

[jaunty trellis]

[paper gate]

fres is scared

[stark herald]

how do you know

[paper gate]

i know cause I know

minky whiskers are very soft would you like some vee

[open pasture]

any1 like my new banner?
got inspiration from Sam

[harsh minnow]

by subtracting where fres is, from where fres isn't, or where fres isn't from where fres is, whichever is greater, they obtain a difference or deviation

[stark herald]

fear

[fair zodiac]

learn both

[harsh minnow]

i love this video so much https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ

[stark herald]

@paper gate minky is learning javascript

[paper gate]

NOP

[harsh minnow]

minkerscript

[stark herald]

minky.js

[harsh minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786020148687536158/1216987021613207603/6784f696d4693df6a7715e9cd052f06b.jpg?ex=6602627c&is=65efed7c&hm=f0963c2459b881c112eca9234aecb04788c433bb1f1e90aa09558eb166be9f9f&

[soft wadi]

[jaunty trellis]

omg so cute

[fallow pawn]

I LOVE

[harsh minnow]

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow pawn]

vennie so happy with the flowa

[queen ember]

cute (real)

[soft wadi]

[paper gate]

soon we will have entire emoji collection

[soft wadi]

this was like $100 worth of emotes

[jaunty trellis]

woah

[soft wadi]

[jaunty trellis]

oki pingu stop

baii

[soft wadi]

baii

[paper gate]

bye bye

did I make role color everywhere plugin

I can't remember

[stone owl]

[fallow pawn]

[paper gate]

eats ur flowers

[fallow pawn]

no

never

[paper gate]

i hungy

[jaunty trellis]

[jaunty trellis]

😭

[tidal nexus]

loading... waiting... waiting... waiting... KFC loading... waiting... loading...
there's only 1 KFC here.

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/3letter_/status/1767332369025904821?s=46

3 random letters every 10 mins (@3letter_) on X

V e n

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 11:30 PM

[tidal nexus]

who is this "ven" person?

i'm confused.

[jaunty trellis]

we had an essay in finnish on friday and we leaked the questions to a friend and this bitch had 5 days to prepare and now he's asking us what we wrote on it 😭

[tidal nexus]

don't you husk me, i'm just brand new to this server.

[fallow pawn]

[paper gate]

nini @fallow pawn

[stark herald]

vewncord?

you made for aliu

in youre repo

[fallow pawn]

gn

[warm zenith]

zeet made vencord

[paper gate]

true

[hollow jackal]

[bold wren]

um no

[warm zenith]

zeet made discord

[hollow jackal]

hiiiiii

ohayooo

this is from the c;h noah + c;c double pack steelbook iirc

i need it

comingg

[soft wadi]

@harsh minnow two more!

[fallow pawn]

[jaunty trellis]

so cute

[bold wren]

[small bramble]

omg so cute

[open pasture]

Idk what the vennieawake emoji is

It's 3am

[fallow pawn]

[pine ginkgo]

[errant chasm]

Very long whiskers

[open pasture]

Plz crop

[soft wadi]

ono moco chan

[errant chasm]

crop it urself

[median owl]

meow

[errant chasm]

meowers

[median owl]

hii

[errant chasm]

hiii

[median owl]

ow are yo

how did i fail to type h and u

[errant chasm]

not great hbu

[median owl]

we are doing just about fine

[soft wadi]

everyone ded

[median owl]

sho

[errant chasm]

bwa

[median owl]

bwa

[errant chasm]

[open pasture]

Sha hash jumpscare

[jaunty trellis]

[median owl]

bwa hash jumpscare
8636742662b1db0fad6ea0c98c6451965d621ebe

(edited to make it not wrong :)

[errant chasm]

[elder geyser]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[elder geyser]

haiii pingu :3

[jaunty trellis]

haiiiii

[errant chasm]

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/r3bEjsv9JFw

[pine ginkgo]

am am am am am am am

[open pasture]

So true

[pine ginkgo]

If only school was this easy to understand

School systems, take notes

[open pasture]

I finished pfp yesterday btw

Kinda happy

[pine ginkgo]

Am am am

[main holly]

100 billon people do not exist

[errant chasm]

am am am

[pine ginkgo]

3 billion people run your m-

[pine ginkgo]

Am Am Am Am Am am

[main holly]

??

run what

[pine ginkgo]

Mother

[main holly]

wow shes dead

[pine ginkgo]

Omg I'm so sorry

[open pasture]

Wish I could show it here but idk

[pine ginkgo]

You can roast my mother instead

Or run her idk

[main holly]

i hate it when mfs joke abt mothers

like why tf would you joke about the person who raised someone else

[pine ginkgo]

I'm not a mother fucker

I don't fuck mothers

[main holly]

good

[pine ginkgo]

@main holly

Is your mother really dead

[main holly]

3 yrs ago

[pine ginkgo]

Oh then yeah I'm sorry for making that joke

[main holly]

it ok

[pine ginkgo]

I'm just used at this point to people joking that their mother is dead after someone makes a your mother joke

[main holly]

thats really wrong

[open pasture]

@errant chasm remove your skin.

[main holly]

dont joke about your mother being dead

[errant chasm]

Are there bugs under it

[open pasture]

Yes

[errant chasm]

Yay

Tasty

[open pasture]

What

[errant chasm]

What

[open pasture]

[misty zephyr]

mrrp

[pine ginkgo]

What

[errant chasm]

What

[main holly]

[errant chasm]

[main holly]

kaboom

[open pasture]

Why he hold the sink cat like that

[warm cradle]

:3 level today is catastrophic

[cold storm]

last announcement kinda had the please don't give birth in VC vibe

[warm cradle]

meter goin off the charts

[errant chasm]

I wonder if anyone has actually done that

[open pasture]

They in fact have but not here.

[errant chasm]

How do you know

[open pasture]

[errant chasm]

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

Yes they eepers

[arctic summit]

Need anime suggestions

[dusty goblet]

Hi fire

[dusty goblet]

Undead unluck, shangri-la frontier

That's two

[hollow jackal]

Saikin, Imouto no Yousu ga Chotto Okashiinda ga.

[arctic summit]

thanks

[open pasture]

A movie, try Pegasus, it's a movie about a person that lost a car race then he becomes a mentor. Won't spoil you more. It's a good movie it has English subtitles I believe

Ik it's not anime 💀

[open pasture]

Genre

[open pasture]

Pega WHAT

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[open pasture]

Sus

[dusty goblet]

Why is life

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

What is life

[open pasture]

Bru

Atleast

Say

AmongSUS

[open pasture]

No

[open pasture]

😩

[open pasture]

[dusty goblet]

Idek I never had one

[open pasture]

New emojis

[lime talon]

the ticket machine at the train station wasn't working

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

So the guy wrote you a paper one ?

[lime talon]

i saw a familiar blue radial gradient with bold italicised Verdana with "Please wait" on top
they run on winxp lmao

[lime talon]

that's
not how tickets work

[open pasture]

Alr

[dusty goblet]

Free train ride

[open pasture]

[lime talon]

yep

funny how it was XP though

[dusty goblet]

What else

XP and 7 are more reliable than newer windows versions

[lime talon]

Linux, or maybe at least an embedded release

like im pretty sure it was just the standard consumer release

[errant chasm]

@dusty goblet eepy

[dusty goblet]

Hey Pixel

[dusty goblet]

Just get un-eepy

[open pasture]

Me and him will be very good friends

That's crazy good

[pine ginkgo]

Megasus

[hollow jackal]

they've been dating since 2012?

[pine ginkgo]

Sigma males

[pine ginkgo]

Maybe

Something sus

Or a sus tweet

More

[desert goblet]

i hyper fixated too much on the new pizza tower update.

[open pasture]

Stop..

[median owl]

iphone!

[errant chasm]

Hii

[errant chasm]

Cannot

[dusty goblet]

Rip

I'm getting eepy now after I've had a coffee

:3

[median owl]

haii

hii @dusty goblet !!

[open pasture]

Gigasus

[dusty goblet]

Hai

[median owl]

how r u

[pine ginkgo]

Gigachad

[open pasture]

Me fr

[sand citrus]

hi vendor

[open pasture]

Hi nod

[dusty goblet]

Uh horrible but less horrible than before my coffee

[median owl]

why :((

[dusty goblet]

Depression :3

[median owl]

:(

[dusty goblet]

If was even worse yesterday lmao

It

[median owl]

get well (is this the right thing to say here)

[dusty goblet]

Idk

My coffee is making it better somehow either way

[median owl]

nice

[zinc spire]

cool

[open pasture]

I forgot my little shark was in my bag

[dusty goblet]

Meeeeee

"I sure will never turn out trans"

[glossy swallow]

https://github.com/NodeOS/NodeOS

[ocean arrow]

Does everyone else here have the problem that RoleColor seems to crash Discord Web on startup?

[glossy swallow]

#announcements and ask in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥please

[ocean arrow]

Oh oops I thought I changed the channel lol

my bad

And thanks lmao

[ocean arrow]

Love your username btw

[sand citrus]

hello again vendor

[dusty goblet]

Hi nod

It's just so stable

[sand citrus]

hello for the 3rd time today vendor

i have nothing interesting to say

[hardy edge]

Relatable

[sand citrus]

not that well rested, dont feel like doing anything, nothing to do

Fuuun

i shifted my sleep schedule by like 8 hours tho

[tame thorn]

same

[dusty goblet]

Me but I have work

Also I feel like the entire yesterday has already happened once before which is so weird

[median owl]

time traveler

[dusty goblet]

I have lots of things to say most of the time but I've been trained that nobody cares what I think or say so I really don't have anything interesting to say either

[sand citrus]

say it anyway

[dusty goblet]

It's so weird

[dusty goblet]

I already forgot :3

[sand citrus]

next time dont hold back :p

not a healthy thing to think that no one cares regardless of whta u say

if they dotn care fuck em say what u want anyway

[dusty goblet]

Mfw that is one of the things that got me major trauma from my parents

[ocean arrow]

has he not been clear? He said fuck em, and he clearly wanted you to sexually engage in activities with your parents

[dusty goblet]

[open pasture]

Honestly I hope you get executed by your government

[sand citrus]

True as fuck

[ocean arrow]

Thank you, I also hope the same thing

[dusty goblet]

The thought of that is not a thought I needed because now I am not only depressed but also want to vomit

[dusty goblet]

How does one make a pipe bomb

[hollow jackal]

what.

[dusty goblet]

Gib recipe

[ocean arrow]

KEKW~3

[dusty goblet]

Brain rot

[dusty goblet]

How can saying such things be funny to you

[hollow jackal]

you can always be less gross when making "jokes"

[covert lodge]

this is SO FUNny i have LAUGHED OUT LOUD fromthat joke it is SO FU

[sand citrus]

everyday i wake up and i listen to xavier so fucking based

[errant chasm]

Hi kai

[ocean arrow]

this is sad

My german heritage likes this

[hollow jackal]

hitler particles strong today

[dusty goblet]

Yeah same i wwas annoyed too

[dusty goblet]

Brb enabling the ventilation in my lecture hall

[hollow jackal]

please be sure to mask up outside as to not catch the hitler particles in the air

[dusty goblet]

Too late

I'm breathing in extra hard

Is that why I'm so suicidal lately

[sand citrus]

What is this chat

ill hit you with my fist

[dusty goblet]

Me too please

I deserve it more.

[sand citrus]

ill stick with kai we have an agreement

[dusty goblet]

Nah

[open pasture]

@sand citrus hiii

[dusty goblet]

I'll get alcohol to remove the bond and unstick you two

[open pasture]

I could actually tell you but no

[dusty goblet]

Smh

No fun :c

[open pasture]

:3

[dusty goblet]

I even have good targets

[ocean arrow]

Tip: magnesium and black powder are a great start

[open pasture]

I would suggest not bringing that up

[dusty goblet]

[ocean arrow]

Well, I don't want to write more, besides: I don't actually know how to build one, I just guessed with the physics and chemistry knowledge I have

[sand citrus]

hai o/

[open pasture]

@sand citrus Haiiiiii

[dusty goblet]

True I should torture a physicists here to tell me how /j

[errant chasm]

/hj

[ocean arrow]

That's a great idea

[open pasture]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[errant chasm]

[ocean arrow]

But not me, I'm just a lousy mathematician

[open pasture]

[dusty goblet]

I'm too depressed to be into torturing someone

[ocean arrow]

feel ya tbh

It's too mentally exhausting

[rigid temple]

a furry taught me how to pronounce "r"

[dusty goblet]

No I just lack the motivation

Torturing someone is probably joyful

[ocean arrow]

oh well that too

[ocean arrow]

I don't doubt it, but it's still emotionally exhausting

A too powerful feeling for too long is exhausting

that's what I meant

[open pasture]

We can teach you a lot of things trust me

[dusty goblet]

True

[rigid temple]

and a gay Australian taught me when to drop the "r" sound

[dusty goblet]

Furries are so boring and bad teachers

[open pasture]

Take it back

[dusty goblet]

What if I don't

:3

[open pasture]

I will unwrite you from history

[dusty goblet]

[open pasture]

gay rmotie

[dusty goblet]

What

[covert lodge]

@open pasture

we meet again...

[errant chasm]

@dusty goblet meower

[open pasture]

We meet again ....

[open pasture]

He looks stupid

[errant chasm]

:(

[dusty goblet]

when not even a cute cat makes you feel better

[errant chasm]

Uhm lemme find a different pic

[dusty goblet]

Nah don't bother

[open pasture]

No brain cell

[errant chasm]

Runs on sillieness

[open pasture]

I will burn every single bit of carpet

[sand citrus]

cute looking cats but stupid and useles. 10/10

[covert lodge]

i will make more carpet...

[hollow jackal]

horror

[sand citrus]

u would use that pfp

[errant chasm]

Sanest Cyrillic username

[hollow jackal]

nop

[errant chasm]

[sand citrus]

нот

[sand citrus]

true

[dusty goblet]

Nop

[errant chasm]

Uhm alr

[open pasture]

Sometimes I want to blow you up

[errant chasm]

Who

[open pasture]

Ok name one actual good thing about carpet

[open pasture]

You.

[dusty goblet]

Slightly

[errant chasm]

Why

[open pasture]

:3

[dusty goblet]

Pixel is not getting exploded

[errant chasm]

:3

[dusty goblet]

You're gonna have to explode me first

Please

[open pasture]

You can't stop me furry

[dusty goblet]

I'm not a furry

If you meant thatc

[dusty goblet]

Bleh

[glossy swallow]

is furry a verb or are you missing a comma

[open pasture]

You legit are change my mind

[dusty goblet]

Ibthink the latter

[rigid temple]

furriest are cute af tbh

[open pasture]

Ty im cute

[rigid temple]

np :3

[dusty goblet]

I dotn identify with, as an or with the community of furrie(s), have nothing connecting me to them and no reason to be one

I'm not a furry

[open pasture]

Ok furry

[sand citrus]

Schizo ramble

[open pasture]

This is why I'm not a furry and you are

[dusty goblet]

I'm gonna sue you for defamation

[errant chasm]

Yop

I join

[open pasture]

Ok go ahead you are a furry both of you

[errant chasm]

How

Explain

[dusty goblet]

I'm gonna sue you for insulting

[rigid temple]

ur cute

[pine ginkgo]

[dusty goblet]

But not a furry

[sand citrus]

im awesome

[open pasture]

You are a furry

You are also a furry

[errant chasm]

Me when "du sollst keine leute online beleidigen sonst zeigen die dich an"

[rigid temple]

yeah but ur cute

[dusty goblet]

Du Hurensohn :3

[rigid temple]

:3

[errant chasm]

:3

[glass palm]

if (you.areSingle() && you.areInterestedInMe()) {
    myHeart.feelingsForYou = true;
    return "Would you like to go on a date with me?";
} else {
    return "Just another JavaScript programmer lost in your eyes.";
}``` @stark lark

[dusty goblet]

Wouldn't say that

[rigid temple]

why

[dusty goblet]

Bcs im uncute

[open pasture]

Because they aren't a furry

Or possibly they are

You never know

[dusty goblet]

And you don't respect the personal space and identity of others :3

[errant chasm]

[rigid temple]

you are sweet

[open pasture]

Personal space this is discord

[dusty goblet]

No

[dusty goblet]

Cool u want me to delete my account

[rigid temple]

do u hate yourself

[open pasture]

Buddy I am sitting on the other side of the world

[dusty goblet]

A lot

[rigid temple]

🫂

[open pasture]

I think everyone does honestly

[sand citrus]

id say no

[rigid temple]

do you

[errant chasm]

eepy

[open pasture]

Yes

[sand citrus]

im awsome

[rigid temple]

🫂

I live you guys

[open pasture]

Proof

[dusty goblet]

Don't touch me

Idk u

[open pasture]

He lives

[rigid temple]

I cant

[sand citrus]

i live u2

[sand citrus]

im me

[dusty goblet]

Hug is an implication of a touch even if not physical

[rigid temple]

oof

[pine ginkgo]

You are me?

[sand citrus]

if u live me u live awesome

[pine ginkgo]

Me

[open pasture]

Find good cats please

[dusty goblet]

This is me hi

[errant chasm]

SHES CUTE WYM

[sand citrus]

hashtag cats of instagram

[errant chasm]

Hiii

[pine ginkgo]

No this is me j was first!!!!

[dusty goblet]

She is cute unlike me

[sand citrus]

why are the settings like that, looks like a mobile game

bump that shit up ..

[errant chasm]

[dusty goblet]

No sorry Iocked you away and replaced u

[pine ginkgo]

School computer

[dusty goblet]

Whar

[pine ginkgo]

💔

[sand citrus]

fuck the frames

[open pasture]

Blow up

[pine ginkgo]

Person named frames

[errant chasm]

Ok

[sand citrus]

i fuck em

[pine ginkgo]

Sigma

[open pasture]

Ok but this is a better cat change my mind

[errant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-drama-ryan-gosling-gif-3442817

[open pasture]

@dusty goblet read dms

[hollow jackal]

kid named fat finger

[sand citrus]

loool

[open pasture]

I love clicking on someone's profile and burning out my eyes

[errant chasm]

Disable profile colours on stock client when

[hollow jackal]

skill issue methinks

[sand citrus]

quickcss that disables profile effects and decors

[open pasture]

I wish I could turn it off

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[open pasture]

Give it to me I need it now

[pine ginkgo]

He became the lb

Ob*

Kb*

[open pasture]

Fat

[sand citrus]

[class^='avatarDecoration_'], [class^='profileEffects_'] {
    display: none;
}

[errant chasm]

Loaf

[sand citrus]

removes bullshit around pfp

[pine ginkgo]

Chonky

[sand citrus]

and inside profile

[hollow jackal]

good job with the correction

[open pasture]

I like the decor stuff

[pine ginkgo]

Typing on a phone is amazign

Bruh

[hollow jackal]

i guess you fat fingered it

[pine ginkgo]

Yes

[dusty goblet]

Eepy

[open pasture]

You think that is bad have you seen lg's autocorrect it is terrible it does never understand what you want

[errant chasm]

eepy

[pine ginkgo]

For me it autocorrects actual words into whole different words

[open pasture]

It always gets a words wrong for me and randomly my screen turns off 90% of the time

[dusty goblet]

Why can't I look like that but nooo I have to be an ugly fuck

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

feet

[dusty goblet]

No

[pine ginkgo]

cat feet

[sand citrus]

damn u did bump that shit up

[dusty goblet]

It's still less broken than me

[noble quest]

Minor scratch

It’ll buff out

[pine ginkgo]

🙂

[covert lodge]

it makes the house warm in the winter

[pine ginkgo]

yees

[stark lark]

?

[pine ginkgo]

your feet is warmer

[sand citrus]

LOL

[soft wadi]

[open pasture]

Ok but you're stupid

Because you could get heated floors

And you were to be warm anytime you want

[pine ginkgo]

what if someone's poor

[sand citrus]

Sucks to suck

[open pasture]

Hard oak floor is warm most of the time just from surrounding movement

Carpet is beyond the poor person status though

You would have to be at least mid-tier for that

[covert lodge]

uhhhh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1133868026312261692/1203779261685825597/caption.gif

fuck

[honest crown]

would I get banned if I'm straight

[sand citrus]

yes

[sand citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1133868026312261692/1203779261685825597/caption.gif?ex=66007a4d&is=65ee054d&hm=639d46b73165a4527732c53c4ec9574b8591be400a726ce946c4459a0afe2428&

[pine ginkgo]

yes, hetero is zero!!!!!!!!!

[sand citrus]

So True ..

[open pasture]

I think everyone in here is slightly bent

[glass palm]

class UnexpectedError(Exception):
    def __init__(self, message="Please handle my feelings gracefully."):
        self.message = message
        super().__init__(self.message)

try:
    you.capture('my heart')
except UnexpectedError as e:
    print(f"Unexpected error: {e}")```

[covert lodge]

if im bi does that mean i get half banned?

[pine ginkgo]

yes

you get kicked

[sand citrus]

Please stop

[pine ginkgo]

banned in half

[real skiff]

[sand citrus]

they dont matter

[pine ginkgo]

^'

because they aregay ineveryway

[sand citrus]

yea

sorry

[pine ginkgo]

sorryguysschool keyboard spacebar doesntwork

[sand citrus]

im still confused about bi vs pan

[stark lark]

yes please do

[sand citrus]

bi is meant to be just 2 genders but bi ppl say otherwise

[pine ginkgo]

bi likes 2 genders, pan likes every genfer

[sand citrus]

ye thats what id expect

[stark lark]

so im pan not bi

[sand citrus]

but some ppl say otherwise which would mean bi=pan

[stark lark]

i have been lied to

[open pasture]

I'm pan but I'm silly

[pine ginkgo]

Pan is the all infinity stones

[honest crown]

There are only XX and XY chromosomes in this world

[sand citrus]

i suppose

[honest crown]

[pine ginkgo]

what about the Z chromosome

[glass palm]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-the-pan-viralhog-playing-with-the-pan-turning-the-pan-gif-26489053

[covert lodge]

you forgot the :3 chromosome

[honest crown]

you are not belong to mankind then

[pine ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/asriel-fade-asriel-fade-lowtiergod-ltg-gif-1964211398963863630

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-asriel-asriel-dreemurr-hair-cut-fade-gif-20015484

[sand citrus]

Dude joined and started talking about chromosomes what

[open pasture]

You forgot about the gamer chromosomes

Top one chromosome right there

[sand citrus]

Fire

[open pasture]

[pine ginkgo]

thisemoji issocute

[sand citrus]

Dont give them attention

[pine ginkgo]

💀

[errant chasm]

I wish i was ruri

[sand citrus]

tf is ruri

[open pasture]

@errant chasm

[glass palm]

im starting to like this one

[honest crown]

[pine ginkgo]

like what

[dusty goblet]

I wish I was cool and cute and not ugly :3

[open pasture]

Honestly I don't feel like you belong here

[errant chasm]

[pine ginkgo]

get him the asrtiel fadfe

[noble quest]

If you saw another vencord user in real life what would you do

[sand citrus]

run

[open pasture]

Lol

[errant chasm]

Dent

Djent

Real

[open pasture]

@errant chasm look video

[dusty goblet]

Reminds me I need to fuckign shave again, horrible

[open pasture]

Nowwww

[errant chasm]

Soon

Remind me in 7 hours

[honest crown]

its not a ballin server :/

[open pasture]

I am going to blow you up

[sand citrus]

its not a ballin server :/

[errant chasm]

No thoughts behind those eyes

[open pasture]

I mean you're the one who came here talking not so nice things

Everyone has the right to be whoever they want to be

And if you're going to force the fact that they're not allowed to be I don't feel like you're going to fit in

[errant chasm]

Racism

[sand citrus]

i will make them listen to musci with me

[pine ginkgo]

what did youexpcet joining asevreabout thecutest discord client

[sand citrus]

yhen leave

[open pasture]

@sand citrus

As you can see this cat loves hard oak floor

[sand citrus]

dumb little fuck . creature

[open pasture]

Why would you speak so mean

This says a lot about the person

[zinc spire]

beamng

🔥

[pine ginkgo]

beam drivers

[sand citrus]

bea m

[pine ginkgo]

beam them

[dusty goblet]

Beam me out of this life

[sand citrus]

illl beam u

[pine ginkgo]

haha i beamed your headlessaccoutn

fuck thisschool keyboadrd

the spaccceba doesntwork

[sand citrus]

is it like a laptop keyboard

[honest crown]

just chattin normal

[honest crown]

I'm not racist

[errant chasm]

Mhm

[pine ginkgo]

We can bring our keyboards but I don't have enough room in my backpack

We can even bring our own laptops but i don't have one

[sand citrus]

lol my old classroom had liek the same monitors and desks

[pine ginkgo]

I have a PC onstead

[pine ginkgo]

inthe last yearofm iddleschool my compuiterroom gota whole renovationand lookedamazing meanwhile im ina programming school and we have this

💀

[sand citrus]

lol

[honest crown]

First of all, its non of your business

Second, its my profile and I can edit however I want

Third, I'm not racist It's was meme

Fourth, I just typed some couple things for chat

Fifth, don't judge any person, because you don't have any idea the person you judged for no reason

[dusty goblet]

But j am, I hate white girls so much fuck them

[pine ginkgo]

this is what stealing ram from the school pcs does to the fucking school budget

[sand citrus]

lool u cared a lot about that comment didnt u

[pine ginkgo]

you judged me by saying that I dont belong here

[sand citrus]

guys like 12

Third, I'm not racist It's was meme

[daring kelp]

Who does that?

[pine ginkgo]

yeah imma just dropthe hardr for the funnies

[pine ginkgo]

idiots