#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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how do u do thar
You hit them so hard they turn into human pudding

its simple

i hate wings
just scare their skeleton so it leaves
idk why people want to eat messy food
SHOOOORES IN FLAAAAMES
i eat my food to ensure my hands never get dirty
epic embed fail
i hate having dirty hands
Upper class nonsense
rosie is scared of filth
do u never wash ur hand
i wash my hands like 8 times a day
iiiii
can i have one
no.


rosie got some of the worst takes a human can have she does not miss
rosie needs to be crucified
I just work with toxic chemicals without any gloves
i woke up 7 pm today @soft wadi
I do also have a few pounds of baking soda :3
im killing fawn
unrelated
wheres the theme channel?
on a more serious note I'll probably commission something once my next paycheck comes in @soft wadi
and donate to Vee as well
aw thank uouui
will you donate to me
Never comissioned before but your art is great
uh
gm yuh08027
im crying
gm fawn
to whoever commissions me just know it's to fund my hunger
somebody commission me
wheres the theme channel
vns
can u do this but vennie
doens't it say somewhere that themes and plugins are not found here and you have to find them on your own
@soft wadi meow
ur amazing
I legit cant see the themes channel
$10
there is no themes channel
where do I find themes
I mean sho, I once had some random person dm me and ask for literally double your highest stated price for a Discord pfp
this is hilarious because when i was in my intro to networks class we have to put "unauthorized access will result in getting shot" in the motd 😭
the wild wild web
on our switches
and routers
my highest price is how much
i hate rosie
it's real though
for some reason cisco thinks that is a good default motd for all assignments
50$ (at least stated ones, probably more for really large requests)
you think they would think twice before saying that in an american class but noooo
fawn dumb
anything thatd cost more is probably for commercal use
ur mad @paper gate
nuh uh
zt wears american flag boxers
yop
he actually does
nop
you do pfps?
bro thinks i haven't seen his underwear drawer
Nah, its teenagers from america being lazy 
rosie will come see my roonm
I got unwarranted Dm's offering to make something

offering as in being desperate cause they borrowed money they didn't have from some dude at their school
@paper gate
rosie is scared
Commission sho

man it's literally neko atsume
play the game
it's actually a great game
bro thinks i know some random mobile game
and even funnier cats
omg thanks its so silly
I am going to try to grow watermelon again this year
so I got like 39 seeds here geminating.
this is neko atsume vr
they are so stupid
I will get at least 1 watermelon.
we over here germinating frfr ong
i love this game because it has a ton of cats and objects and they all interact with the objects like stupid little cats lmao
Shh... eeping
it's free
such a sweet innocent sentence from a deranged person
the smug look is what does it for me
omg theyre just like you <3
aliucord is so back im hopping on
i am twinning wiht every cat on the planet (we're all stupid)
no but you can plug your nose and sound like sprinderd
fuckin
anime girl thing
what are you i need to look closer
early signs of death 
I can't tell if you're annoyed or planning a drastic boating accident
you are a dragon character
fawn
FUCK
wasup
o0h
hi
hiii
have a drink with me
what r u drinking
seagrams escapes
hai
hi
Japanese Whiskey and Hennesy
isnt hennesy a disease
i put you in my will @fallow drum
@upbeat summit hii tor
variety pack baby
fawn hates fun
hi @paper gate ❤️
:3
the pink one looks so nice
fawn likes the yellow and orange flavors
Fortnite tier colour preference
daylight savings messed me up so bad today
i hate dst
do u have dsl @paper gate
i was like "i didnt sleep that long"
what is dsl
:)
offtopic i did some windows optimization shit and um'
i cant play sound files anymore
so thats funny
i set the preferred software to audacity because i have nothi9ng else
i have like. no good way to do that
still waiting for proton support to un suspend my email 😭
There's a bunch
HOW DO YOU GET YOUR EMAIL SUSPENDED
Also could try Voicemeeter
ITS AN EMAIL
i know crazy right
Plenty of ways companies can fuck you over
🧅 🌐
why, would you even browse on an onioion
layers
Cause you want some gummy bears
youre right'
i do
not these gummy bears
WHY'
Cause the flavours include edible and 16 hour blackout
vencord translate plugin vs enmity translate plugin
what is she cooking...
least overengineered plugin
@fallow pawn i installed a different recorder that does mp4 are u happy :3
mac n cheese
vee are you into anymore punk or just that one album
i love punk
can i be a mod at weezer
@harsh minnow is this true
weezer is a state of mind
minf
misfits, bad religion, böhse onkelz, klamydia, anti-flag, VSK, scheissediebullen, beton arme
just to name a few
me munching ur organs
🙏
W taste
vee is actually really cool holy fuck

angy music soothes the soul
thanks
vee is pretty cool
i made her
robert is not cool
hmu I'll pull thru on the percs
i listened to misfits and green day when i was a kid
i have multiple cds 
now 10 years later i dont even have a cd player
eradicate woozy cat
I need to aquire a green day cd

dookie
huh
I own a cd player so
i have dookie cd @open pasture
haha
selling :0
weezer and green day bro on a mission to be the ultimate nerd
im just teasin :3
adwaita is sooo bad ven
but im missing my crown 😇
fix
I got blue on vinyl
does this also make me the ultimate virgin
@open pasture
really fucking jealous
ja
rarely listen to weezer on streaming services tho

yeah!!! now i can see v ideos
.wk weezer
omg hiii @fallow pawn
this recorder is way less convenient tho
but it uses gpu acceleration so its less laggy
did fm just die
h
give it a sec
😭
too many weezer listeners
👑 Sly - 52919 plays
2. weezer gayming - 25401 plays
3. Paz - 11454 plays
4. Toon - 6039 plays
5. noon - 4226 plays
6. lyndsey!! - 3718 plays
7. tariq - 2262 plays
8. moshi - 2168 plays
9. .drib - 2094 plays
10. wry - 1992 plays
11. kohai - 1969 plays
12. deer 🌺 - 1645 plays
13. sylvia - 1457 plays
14. StartingTimer - 1090 plays
** 37. 1 device is a toasted potato - 396 plays**
wtf
.wk beton arme
1. 3 billion devices run vencord - 0 plays
I like one song by them, haven't listened to them much yet
I’m not the biggest virgin here
fake
.wk Béton Armé
👑 3 billion devices run vencord - 132 plays
2. flag - 45 plays
i just wanted to see other things u listen to
venny
uhhhhhhhhh https://last.fm/users/letoastedpotato I thinks
nop
Listen to music from Letoastedpotato’s library (41,618 tracks played). Letoastedpotato’s top artists: Frank Sinatra, Casiopea, Crush 40. Get your own music profile at Last.fm, the world’s largest social music platform.
user
- users
+ user
gotcha
are you by any chance old and/or spent a lot of time with your grandparents? @open pasture
I just really like fusion jazz and frank sinatra
^
i go over to my grandparents every weekend
dweeb
you guys had grandparents
they play video games
hi
@split obsidian is this your doing
Okay I've made it thourough my German and are likely about to get a F
mine didn't, well not all at least
my bad >///<
husk*
vee has 4 confirmed kills
dads side one was lovely and one already dead my moms side one is an alcaholic and the other was one
@bold wren are there any other questions/concerns/comments you wanna make on my last.fm? :3
oh my god how hard is it for devs to implement a dark mode toggle
very
you
nop idk much about ur taste other than it's old fashioned (and that's okay!!! (((it's not))))
for no reason my system theme is apparently light mode??
ugh
i hate gtk2/gtk3/gtk4 qt
all
zt so dumb
@bold wren
(((its not)))
you cant
:(
i dont use a laptop
Chuck it through a window then
chuck what
mfs can’t have taste in music anymore 😔
fawn real name chuck
what is yours exactly
im grooming rosie into starting a coding project
I listen to basically anything from 40's music to psytrance, Jazz, Rap etc etc

this is not a good way to start a sentence
jail sentence
no idea im bipolar
great start for one of those

can i groom rosie
Listen to music from Aokiare’s library (85,848 tracks played). Aokiare’s top artists: Alex G, Playboi Carti, Bladee. Get your own music profile at Last.fm, the world’s largest social music platform.
mania is really fun I hate it
i barely listen to music nowadays
fawn youre so old
Frank Sinatra - "Fly Me to the Moon"
radiohead explains alot
hiiii @frozen temple
you mean one of the three artists we have in common????
i am literally 13 and a half
i wouldnt joke about that, iv seen people get deactivated for jokes
yop
@upbeat summit meow
fawnie and i used to be super but i recovered
u fucked up
kanye
Late night organ donor
kanye
vee can you check ours I’m too lazy to log in
low sorry i dont listen to jazz
Kanye is fun to listen to if I feel like it
JAZZ ISNT ALL I LISTEN TO
.wk
:(
1. Sul - 179 plays
👑 Sul - 179 plays
** 3.** fawn - 147 plays
4. milly - 6 plays
5. anathema - 4 plays
6. Shima - 3 plays
7. 333yworagiangel333 - 1 play
ven will sing for me

.wk kanye
I’ve got almost 10k in nofx, a punk band
if anyone here digs QOTSA you might dig Them crooked Vultures -(album name same)
hi
i shouldnt hjave said that rosie will unironically use cobol now @bold wren
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.wk nofx
👑 1 device is a toasted potato - 8118 plays
2. Dan 🌻 - 729 plays
3. NeonLightning - 277 plays
4. OsuCelsius - 166 plays
5. izan - 130 plays
6. Sky - 106 plays
7. Brenne - 105 plays
8. Smug - 89 plays
9. Mio. - 74 plays
10. Reimi - 60 plays
11. DZnK-707 - 49 plays
12. Avery - 47 plays
13. emi - 42 plays
14. Lex - 41 plays
yop
.wk oajsuhdfkujhgasdkfhaskdfghikhuxcgbviuyzsdfiyuhisuef
Artist oajsuhdfkujhgasdkfhaskdfghikhuxcgbviuyzsdfiyuhisuef could not be found, please check your search values and try again.
thankyou
.wk elon musk
1. s1 - 9 plays
2. sappho - 1 play
3. ratsbane - 1 play
4. hoz - 1 play
5. Makefile_dot_in - 1 play
6. zol. - 1 play
7. biolizard - 1 play
8. Pokemonprime - 1 play
9. Crys - 1 play
10. 3 billion devices run vencord - 0 plays
ban the 9 plays
elon musjk
scrolling
banger
.wk tom scott
👑 0x57696E67 - 201 plays
2. ahhhh - 81 plays
3. som - 79 plays
4. ArgentumCation - 75 plays
5. eZ5jESomNamibuOn26s0nYgBW6kXC1/a - 47 plays
6. YimbaSimba - 44 plays
7. Grace - 32 plays
8. sea - 31 plays
9. logan - 29 plays
10. biolizard - 27 plays
11. fumoshitpostgrenade - 21 plays
12. osakamaxxer - 21 plays
13. SHADOWBRINGER - 19 plays
14. bug - 16 plays
** 93. 3 billion devices run vencord - 0 plays**
wing
WING
.wk xqc
👑 lekekz - 172 plays
2. Michael - 135 plays
3. Jerm - 135 plays
4. Bruneli - 14 plays
5. XLThinOreos - 13 plays
6. tom - 11 plays
7. imsg - 9 plays
8. KKingg - 5 plays
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10. glorp3 - 1 play
11. duliuks - 1 play
12. Glytcher - 1 play
13. Dep C-137 - 1 play
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** 16. fawn - 0 plays**
.wk ludwig
👑 lettuce - 107 plays
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6. bug - 16 plays
7. wwͣæͤll - 15 plays
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spy
what is that
bread
venny
melted chese

appeal to more people
just listen to what you want fam

people will always shit on preferences
@upbeat summit hii
My ford bedder than ur chebby tier shit
zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor
hi

how
seek mental help
minky was in my dream
foreshadowing
i wish food was free
it is
why cant i get kfc at midnight
Double dipping
bro is really probably going to them several times just to prove a point
definitely wont get me in trouble
skill issue
Free food
free fres
probably too small for that trick to work then
what is that
yea i can see breakfast probably working
pretending to belong somewhere really gets you into many more places then it ever should
but the charge to room thing will probably get you into water for fraud eventually
keep it below a 1000$
ayo
did u watch the video
keep that record clean
yes
thats ur answer
thank you
zt is special please be patient
im so smart
prove it
we kinda take care of him here because no one else wants him
how
yes ^^ good job!!!!!
idk but prove
meow
why is he like that
this is the worst thing i have ever seen
https://fxtwitter.com/AfroAaron1/status/1767212575496798228
Just got sent this on discord and I want to end it all actually
wait v u have twitter???
token stealer
yes but i only lurk
vee is hiding
it's a secret
me
trade secret
oh i shouldnt of clicked on this video
:3
:3
do people really use tmux on their server to run services
horror
it takes 20 seconds to create a systemd service

or use pm2 if you don't mind it using 2 tb ram
ur old username is taken now
LOL my old username is taken by a gooner who retweets femboy porn
yop
NOOOO NOT frott*** machine
you know what that's kinda based i respect it
???
Idk if i can say that
lmao
im not gonna find out
twitter users need to be burnt alive
Nah
WHAT IS FROTTING
why r u looking throufh that
zeet..........
now excuse me I need to hang out with a friend
STOP ASKING ME
don't let him find out
I ALREADY ENTERED ITGHBSD GBHSDFGBERHG
zt so stupid

@paper gate Password for SSH key "id_ed25519":
this server is a prison
you are in need of higher sec
no i like it here
curious and i like that stuff anyway
@fallow pawn hiii
based
wha stuff
What goes up must come down
u softblocked me bitch
this server is like norway prison
me?
LOL why
so 5 star hotel?
This is like a western frot off
comfy and fun
wha..
shut up rn
@paper gate you will break
stop talking
no i deleted my old account
fres will explode soon
norway prison looks like ur average dorm room
except clean and nice
why is twitter so fucked
that's what prison should look like
lets go to norway prison together @harsh minnow
yop
imagine prison being about rehabilitation and not corporate profit 
prison in most of europe is similar to that
shocking news: treating prisoners like humans makes it more likely that they will be human when they leave prison
Here jail time is kinda laughable

i will commit atrocious crimes so i can get a nice place to stay for free
truest
some homeless people unironically do that here
It just doesn't work well for the people who actually do live the gang gang lifestyle
it's not a good life, but it's livable
committing horrendous murders in norway so i can get a living place and food for free :3
:3
Its not a good life
based
The amount of money one can earn there would set you up for life if you play ur cards right
ngl

unironically this might be the strat
can't focus on uni cause keep getting distracted
commit crime that leads to 3 years of prison
in that time do uni
no problems cause there's nothing to distract you
don't have to worry about food or place to stay etc
@paper gate alt #🦊-shiggy-and-friends message
how do you do uni from prison
Either that or network cause you're in a place with similar minded people
gotta marry into the citizenship first
Im a top level procrastinator i would sleep more than I would study
you can do education from prison
otherwise your deported back to shithole US
at least here
how
i think you will still be deported anyway
fres will be deported
there's also the chance of getting away with crime 
you would only not be deported if you become german citizen
nothing to risk losing
a chance
which takes multiple years
@harsh minnow https://www.daytona.io/ is this any good
the best codespaces alternative is running ide on ur pc
if its anything like vietnam and australia, the us forces you to renounce your citizenship. they will want nothing to do with you by then
im self hosting so its not really cloud
I remember some guy here running guns and cocaine
Who's tha
vscode best ide
whats the point of a cloud
rain
had a few ak's and glocks + a few 100 grams of cocaine in his car
shade
thank u
mf got 2 years
WHAAJAHAAHAHHASJJDHA
Like normally u just have ur project locally??
nothing like creating bugs and then pushing it to master 
whats the poijt
HALLOOO
aisy
there are treaties between most western countries where criminals are sent to their home country to serve their sentence (unless they face death sentence (this exception doesn't apply if your name is julian assange because freedom of the press isn't real))
not hurting anyone
hi
meow
also another guy who worked at a bank and sold machine guns (think M249) and other cool firearms
plannend to rob the bank, got caught
sat for err 7 years I think
ven has 40 guns
then went straight back to selling guns
holy shit
@paper gate
are nordic country's considered part of those treaties tho
hot take
Free my man Julian and his ugly ass hair
insane
:(
had at least 20 glocks the second time he got caught
fres will be eaten by stray cats
wbqt the guck no
guck
I will hiss at the stray cats
new
and protect fres
the entire reason julian assange was stuck in the UK was because they were trying to get him for fleeing persecution in Sweden
and he fled sweden because sweden wanted to send him to the US
ok so renounce US citizenship first, got it
also we don't have many semi AK's here, most is old East block surplus so usually full auto is normal

how biden hasn't pardoned assange yet is beyond me
sho best artist
shows how little of a spine he has
also a cleaner version of vennie peek

did someone say spine
omg so cute
crack my spine like a whip
I LOVE THESE
those are amazing sho

@harsh minnow search how many times ive said that
but also massive l for the EU for not setting assange free
i like the cleaner one
the EU is a joke with also no spine
thats the point
she has so much hair in that emote
i am sane
they all have no spine we will start a revolution and take over europe @paper gate

can someone send bwahh
what will we call europe
the stupid cat

🇧🇼
euroven
@paper gate mentally unstable
thanks
i am so powerful
@soft wadi draw woozy vennie

draw vennie FLOWER
that would be hilarious

oki

zt eats flowers
the fact i turned down ppl paying for emotes but im here making them for free 
if u actually wanna make woozy, there is a lot of woozy inspiration here https://mk.absturztau.be/about
go to custom emojis and search woozy there are hundreds 
oh my
gid
Venn get me some .303 British and 6.5x50SR
ven is woozy
simply make people pay you for making their ideas 
zt will pay with minky
minky shipped to ur home
i can imagine anything
das true
why'd u even turn them down?
no time or motivation or just didn't feel like it
you're really good at this 
cuz 1) i never had confidence in making emotes cuz they never turned out right
oh sho in that I should mention it now
whaaaaat?? these are so cute you're amazing

but i get that, it's hard to have confidence in urself sometimes 
and 2) i was going through things at the time and i couldnt get out of my bed for days
yeah this was like a few months ago though
i didnt know i could make them now so
I'm not a fan of such customers either, if I commision anything I ain't stressin
bro got the lexa emote
much has changed, new month new sho
Liking the optimism
oh and also price is another factor
lexa will be euthanized
cuz i live in a third world country i struggle to price myself to ppl internationally
Oh you mean people wanna underpay you cause you earn less on average
yeees
cause that's fair and reasonable
like i can live off $30 for a week for food
but thats how much i usually comm in one go and sometimes i dont think im worth that
$30 a week for food is pretty expensive though for one person
actually that’s very expensive
is it?
Need to check if my other expenses allow it but I might spend something like that
groceries r expensivue
no rosie is just insane
sorry wrong reply
how
Shipping and other factors influencing food prices
@fallow drum I married lexa
idk man i know my friends in uk spend almost 200 a week
🗿
average western price is probably like 80€ a week for food per person
charge exclusively 1st worlders $2000 
first world
way less if you only eat the cheapest of the cheap but noone wants that
The UK's going a little nutty
which countries r first world
your best bet is probably to hide where you're from and copy pricing from competition
maybe undercut them a little but not much

genuinely im so glad im not studying there
not until like 2 years
first world means allies in ww1+2 but it actually just means "rich country"
I'd kinda recommend Germany or such over the British Isles
Then you have to pretend to actually be from that country
I WANNA GO TO GERMANY AGAINNNN RAHHH
i wanna go to netherlands actually
what country if I may ask
its been like 7 years
you don't have to pretend anything
just don't tell people where you're from
guess
upside down poland
das what i do
Better idea than your previous
Canada
canada 😭
oh
😀
? it's the same thing just rephrased
"canada is a third world country"
LMAOOO
Not really
minky did this to me
well either way, thats what ive been doing, and so have some friends from this country
canada is not the USSAAAA 🇺🇸 🦅 thus it's a third world country
they make it $15-20 starting price n i go from there
i see people charge that much per emote though n i sit here like whaaaaaaaaaow

like i took 10 minutes to make one
I mean pricing yourself low does allow you to be more picky with shit customers
im planning to comm sho but since im turkish i have to pay with an apple gift card
yeah ive seen that too lol
just milk first worlders fhey have way more money than you and they're gonna buy some garbage with it otherwise anyway
USA NUMBER 1 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🦅
just don't low ball yourself
thank you ven boss
they WILL pay
it's like reparations
im glad im being reassured to exploit the rich
you're taking back what their forefathers stole from your forefathers
it's only fair
err
hehehehehhehe that apple giftcard will go to my gacha addiction
ya like the dutch stealing from me

as long as it's somewhat useful 
yall stole my favorite food and claimed it as yours its so not fair
What food?
what's that
I don't, but its really fucking good
Kebab
its just so common here I sometimes forget its not local to the region
ven skewer
waow
ven no pl dont turn into skewer
you are a kebab
i never had that specifically but we like to put chicken on a stick and grill it
Lumpia's are great too
thats exactly what it is ven
ven so funny
Burger are good
like 4 of these i can make in my kitchen downstaies
whatever that last one on the second row is though
saucisjidbeiehfigrihedfooode
I can buy all of those at a local store
True
LMFAOO
Its dutch high school food
HIGHSCHOOL FOOD?
okay but chicken on a stick is very vague anyone can come up with that
surely your version has some specific ingredients? we usually just add paprika or herbs and oil and maybe joghurt or whatever else you fancy
they sell pastechi like 10 cents a pop here
basically a sausage in some crumbly dough
joghurt.
i canr breathe
JOGHURT
herbs n oil yes but they grill it and usually add something we call kecap manis here which is just this black sauce and then maybe peanut sauce sometimes
mmm i love myself some joghurt
it works really well
also pronounce satay
is there a guide anywhere on how to make plugin?
Bami Goreng, Saté and Pastechi
you just marinate it with joghurt
yes those three
what that
obviously not like put it in joghurt
i assume it means yoghurt
i had the first one yesterday, second one like a few days ago
and the third one is dont like
i dont like
stroopwaffels though
FUCK man
i fell in love with those things
?
They are pretty good as well
no joghurt means mustard
OH
wait
oh
LMAOOOO
LMFAOO
lmao
wah
I WASNT SERIOUS
ofc joghurt and yoghurt are the same thing and yogurt
yoğurt
welcome to localised spelling variations
okay bitchboy listen noone is gonna use your letter sorry not sorry
Lumpia is loempia here
btw "yoğurt" does not actually have a g it's pronounced "yoo-uhrt"
jk ily im gonna use your letter just for u :3
Hi guys I just really want to thank whoever made the Home plugin 🙏 Yes I'm still in this server and really just thank you 😄
alr, goodnight
ğğğğ
И
Best plugin for sure
and ceramic
you forgot MDMA tablets
wtf is that
Also Ceramic slaps ngl
i also thank the dutch for introducing the renting mechanism for land in my country
The rave tablets that people take and then hug everyone and dance
türkiyeyi seviyorum 🦃
ooh
is it racist to use the 🦃 emoji when referring to the country
Also just taking a rather obvious stab but is it Indonesia?
racist keyboard
gm vendor 
they changed the spelling so yeah
its actually turkiye
good morbing :3
smh smh
Morning 

not racist enough 
as a turk i dont use "turkiye" when referring to my country in english it feels cringe
see this guys first word means bracelet
gelang
piri piri
no idea what it means thogh
Bored
i mean yeah it makes no sense
that's like me saying deutschland
instead of germany






