🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[sand citrus]

do u not like them

what's wrong w them

[open pasture]

is not that but the femboy part-

[sand citrus]

yea

theyr cool

[open pasture]

no theyr not -

[sand citrus]

what why not

[drowsy slate]

sorry for being late

[zinc spire]

thats 1 and a half years late wtf

[dull anvil]

Very very late

[open pasture]

i smell toes for a living

[lapis lava]

Mods, lobotomize this person

[rough dome]

🧠🔨

[sand citrus]

there should be a command that kills a user in real life

[dusty goblet]

Neeeeed

[viral cape]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-4244406837008885451

[open pasture]

hi chat.

bye chat.

[open pasture]

hi gurlly pop

men im a guy

[open pasture]

bye gurlly pop uwu 101

[open pasture]

read my status

and u will see the true me

u do not have a status

[open pasture]

whagt

[open pasture]

omg

[open pasture]

yass gurlllll

brb ima review everyone on this chat

[open pasture]

bett

[covert lodge]

i pet cats for a living :3 meow

[zinc spire]

where

[open pasture]

what i have it on my profile

cn u see now

[open pasture]

meow

no

meow

wth

what about now

i changed

the status

[zinc spire]

i can see it now

[open pasture]

yes

[covert lodge]

same

[open pasture]

it works

[open pasture]

wth when i do it on web it doesnt and when i do it on my phone it does

zoinks

[jaunty trellis]

[zinc spire]

hypershiggy~1

[dull anvil]

Based

[jaunty trellis]

[covert lodge]

you should shiggy yourself, NOW!

[open pasture]

ugh

[open pasture]

that suck

@viral finch join us

i just randomly pinged a guy who joined this server 15 sec ago

[open pasture]

@viral finch hey how are u welcome

@viral finch if u need help go to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[dull anvil]

Haii @viral finch

[open pasture]

we're so nice that u immediately get 4 ping when u join

[small bramble]

that is not being nice

it's being annoying

[open pasture]

is called welcoming and annoying people

no sir

[tired sundial]

This is Memory safe ping

[dull anvil]

What if I ping them kindly

[sand citrus]

pings you rudely

[tired sundial]

You dont like 🚀 Blazing Fast 🚀 Memory safe ping?

[sand citrus]

@tired sundial (derogatory)

[open pasture]

vee should get this server partner with discord for free goodies and testing to see if Jason really care about vencord or not

[void ivy]

server partnerships dont exist anymore

[shrewd linden]

I'm going to make soup with fertilizer.

[tired sundial]

thats a lie created by president bush in 2006

[open pasture]

it might be in the future

[tired sundial]

dont believe it

[void ivy]

Thank you for your interest in the Discord Partner Program. At this time, the program is no longer accepting new applicants. We look forward to seeing you around Discord!

[small bramble]

there's no verification or partnership
quikblend killed them all

[harsh minnow]

no the program is literally dead

[open pasture]

but still getting this server verified ! might be a big w

[small bramble]

amirite @prime python

[harsh minnow]

they replaced it with some shitty server where anyone with a big server can join

[prime python]

partner is fucking dead

[small bramble]

dac jumpsacre

[void ivy]

it's because they laid off the people running the program

[prime python]

i read absolutely nothing

[open pasture]

discord really cares about this server

[void ivy]

so now there is no program

[prime python]

but partners are fucking dead

[small bramble]

its because quikblend exists

[sand citrus]

Wtf is quikblen

[small bramble]

glad they got laid off

[sand citrus]

blender company collabs with discord!

[open pasture]

tbh Jason is kinda like a bad management leader sorta guy in a way

[small bramble]

previous manager of DAC

[sand citrus]

Wtf is dac

[small bramble]

discord admins community

[prime python]

yeah, well thing is

[open pasture]

wtf is discord

[prime python]

literally 0 servers meet the requirements

[harsh minnow]

i doubt jason is the one managing things

[prime python]

so no one can actually join

[harsh minnow]

ceos are usually just the face of the company who do meetings and public presence and stuff

[open pasture]

hes not checking on his company enought i think the vice ceo is the one who does that am not sure

[prime python]

yes

[harsh minnow]

lmaooo yeah their retention requirement is insane

wasnt it like 50% retention

[prime python]

it was 20%

[harsh minnow]

retention requirements are so dumb

[small bramble]

i joined dac from a random ass invite posted in a random ass server
they didn't even kick me yet

[prime python]

like 20 or 30 idk

[harsh minnow]

vencord has 10% retention cause people join just for support or announcements

[prime python]

yeah leaduck did too

i did on my old old main account

but i got banned

and then termed anyway

[pine zephyr]

Dac jumpscare

[covert lodge]

3 billion idiots don't know where the support channel is

[small bramble]

leaduck is fucking dead!

[prime python]

i can still access api!!!

its still in some test servers

[small bramble]

real

[prime python]

with staff

[open pasture]

tbh they should remove 10% retention and put 10% people must buy their new ✨ membership that the owner can set up and make loads

[small bramble]

blud be using it for /profile

[prime python]

nop

[open pasture]

omg discord making money fr

[prime python]

i used it to take away owoers perms

[small bramble]

husk

[prime python]

so he didnt nuke my server

[small bramble]

drop me perms

[prime python]

[void ivy]

well yeah, that's not what a CEO does all the time, management exists for a reason

[open pasture]

tbf i bet some vencord users are discord staffs

[prime python]

yes

they are using client mods

[pine zephyr]

me

[harsh minnow]

@sour yew is

[small bramble]

bread man is secret staff

[open pasture]

yeah maybe thats right but he should be aware of the issue-

[prime python]

true

[open pasture]

Oh what

i didnt know

[prime python]

real

[open pasture]

he didnt have the litte staff badge

[harsh minnow]

im tempted to give dolfies a fake staff badge but i feel like discord wont like that

[small bramble]

idt dolfies would like to join pisscorp

[prime python]

yknow staff can hide their badges

[pine zephyr]

lol

[harsh minnow]

yeah staff can hide badges

[open pasture]

OH

[prime python]

yup

[harsh minnow]

they usually do cause otherwise annoying kids ping them

[open pasture]

learn something new everyday eh

[small bramble]

you sure would

[prime python]

you when brendan

[jaunty trellis]

[harsh minnow]

💀

[prime python]

real

you should try friending brandon 🙏

i believe he will accept

hello whoever you are

[harsh minnow]

lmaooo nah

i dmed him before he will think im a weirdo and block me

[prime python]

nop

[open pasture]

#table_top

[jaunty trellis]

[prime python]

you know
discord staff are normal people too.,.,

[harsh minnow]

no

discord staff are aliens

[open pasture]

no they're AI

[slow brook]

false

[sand citrus]

good one

[prime python]

oh yes they are furry
feet loving
"clips for da developerz"
staff

i literally dmd a discord staff

and they thought im their coworker

so like.,.

[harsh minnow]

LMAOOO

thats funny

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[harsh minnow]

"yo buddy for some reason it doesnt let me access the sourcemaps could you send them to me? "

[open pasture]

open at own risk

[small bramble]

bro would hop on breachforums and say
"hewwo cuties we've acquiwed dwiscowd's entirwe souwce code <discord/discord.7z> uwu:3 - random bread man"

[viral finch]

hi ! I had to wait 10mn before being able to reply but happy to be here

[prime python]

yo mate i cant regen the cookie
can you send yours? 🙏

[void ivy]

can we make this response time out people @harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

soon soon

[prime python]

soon...

[sand citrus]

thanks

[covert lodge]

thanks

[void ivy]

i'll change it to "venbot crush this person's skull"

for the funny

[prime python]

mods crush this person's head with your thighs

[small bramble]

that is quite true
i dmd mason a couple of times and he was surprisingly kind

[prime python]

but mason is mason

thats a diff story

then theres kirby

[small bramble]

dm jake

trollface

[prime python]

[small bramble]

[prime python]

you just like...
dm who is responsible for a feature
and ask for features

[small bramble]

be rydix

ong fr we should do this for hn

[prime python]

my next mission i will friend every new staff

[small bramble]

blud gonna send request to interns

[harsh minnow]

wtf this is cool

[prime python]

yeah

[harsh minnow]

it auto asyncs

[small bramble]

ven you will start using zed NOW
🔫

[harsh minnow]

\🔨

[prime python]

im very sad because vencoed shits itself with local overrides:(

[prime python]

however i very like hot reload

[stiff urchin]

local overrides my beloved

[small bramble]

I'll locally override you

when is vencord getting live patching

[harsh minnow]

someone send screenshot of automod blocking a message

[prime python]

hello chat

[sand citrus]

what if i just send this text

This content is blocked by this server.

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[sand citrus]

nvm

[harsh minnow]

mmm

didnt work

[prime python]

:(

[prime python]

why think when you can just
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116436796549644288/1216044749090324580/DiscordCanary_X2TnHDpk4U.mp4

[small bramble]

nothing happened
not lobotomized

[open pasture]

because of me i added a new feature to the bot in which makes the server less vulnerable :D

[sand citrus]

sure

"less vulnerable" lol

[glossy swallow]

This content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[harsh minnow]

oh wait

it tries to mute tessie lmao

[open pasture]

also first time getting timeout is pretty depressing 💀

[harsh minnow]

im dumb

[dense phoenix]

tessie is just too good to get muted

[glossy swallow]

i think she has no permission to mute herself

[harsh minnow]

vupdate

[neon ferry]

Updated!! Now restarting...

[harsh minnow]

try now

[neon ferry]

I'm back !!! :DDD

[dusty goblet]

Misgony, give that girl some rights!!

[dense phoenix]

erm akscually its venbot that does the muting

[sand citrus]

I'm back !!! :DDD

[glossy swallow]

This content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[harsh minnow]

MMMMM

[sand citrus]

This content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[sand citrus]

g

[glossy swallow]

not working

[open pasture]

This content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[sand citrus]

can 5 more ppl try\

just to make sure

[dusty goblet]

Sure

[prime python]

This content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[dusty goblet]

This content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[prime python]

true

[open pasture]

hallo

[dense phoenix]

it works until someone discovers how to change discord language :trol:

[sand citrus]

true

[dusty goblet]

Was

[open pasture]

goonight :D

[dusty goblet]

JESUS FUCK SO MANY PEOPLE ARE IN MY TRAIN

I hate Sunday public transport

What

Thank God most of them are exiting here

[dusty goblet]

So few connections

LOL

Trans girl detector

[small bramble]

husk

[jaunty trellis]

[sand citrus]

as it turns out the content is not blocked by this server

[dense phoenix]

this content was blocked as it has no pixels

[small bramble]

real

blame discord compression

i just copy pasted the preview image

[harsh minnow]

it works

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[harsh minnow]

but it will possibly false positive lmao

[near ravine]

1 kb

[dense phoenix]

skill issue

[harsh minnow]

@void ivy

i was being slightly stupid

[dense phoenix]

chat i did not survive

[void ivy]

HOORAY

[glossy swallow]

why did tessie not respond

[harsh minnow]

i sure wonder why this wont pick up tessies message

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[harsh minnow]

LMAOOO

[jaunty trellis]

[glossy swallow]

LAMOAOOAORW

awrkalwkrfdvnmZNnv

[dull anvil]

Lmao

[dense phoenix]

L

[glossy swallow]

it responded when i reposted for sure

[dusty goblet]

No clue

Should've used a better language

[dense phoenix]

vaius

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/989609388597719050.png?quality=lossless&size=48

[glossy swallow]

mods crush this person's skull

[harsh minnow]

vaius

[glossy swallow]

just testing

[harsh minnow]

what if it will pick up any mods message

thatd be funny

[dusty goblet]

Assembly

[glossy swallow]

or just any regular

[dense phoenix]

YES

the funny

[glossy swallow]

votemute

[lapis lava]

yop

[dusty goblet]

When do we get voteban against transphobes

Please

[lapis lava]

if 3 people send "mods crush this persons skull" it mutes them for 10 minutes

[hollow jackal]

can it read my handwrtining

[lapis lava]

step 1: hack vaius
step 2: ban transphobe
step 3: profit

i will test tessie on an alt

[void ivy]

T('\llfi Conttnt (S (7{‘&(<-»Q-}\ 6/ -f-"\i Secver,

[dense phoenix]

true

[hollow jackal]

oh oki

[void ivy]

handwriting is best effort, it mainly works on proper fonts

but i have seen it accurately pick up handwriting in other servers

[dense phoenix]

This content is shiggy

[void ivy]

so its quite funny when it gets it right

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[dense phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-ballin-teste-niko-ballin-gif-26110464

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[void ivy]

LOL

glory

[sand citrus]

are u surprsied

what

yeah

[harsh minnow]

mom the bots are talking again :(

[sand citrus]

why are u doing it like this btw lmao

[harsh minnow]

i have a banger idea for a plugin

unicode inspector for message content

[dense phoenix]

is this how schizophrenia feels like

[void ivy]

automod doesnt have OCR

tessie does

[open pasture]

I still worrie smh

[void ivy]

tessie gives a response, venbot listens for it

[void ivy]

venbot gives the action

[sand citrus]

its a bit silly but i guess it works

[void ivy]

tessie isn't a modbot so it has no concept of banning/muting/kicking/etc

[lapis lava]

i did it on mspaint

[void ivy]

This conbal is b ke, g/fl-

[sour yew]

true,,,

[lapis lava]

okay i need to improve my handwriting

[void ivy]

should i add a selfcrush

actually no that's a bad idea

[sand citrus]

selfcrush

u should make vban @self actually let ppl ban themself again

that was fun

[dusty goblet]

Selfcrush is when your crush your own head with your own thighs

[dusty goblet]

You completed life at that point

[upbeat summit]

morning

[lapis lava]

yop

[sand citrus]

hi

[dusty goblet]

"please paste eval(atob("...")) into your console" for every annoying support user

[harsh minnow]

holy 2mb

[small bramble]

husk

[harsh minnow]

https://unicode.org/Public/UNIDATA/UnicodeData.txt

[dusty goblet]

Selber hs

[lapis lava]

make it send the @ everyone + invite

[dusty goblet]

TRUE

[sand citrus]

hey its dont work what i can do ? pls

[lapis lava]

hold on

[sand citrus]

i can get free nitro?

[lapis lava]

yes

wait a few secondz

[sand citrus]

what plugin pls

where download it?

[open pasture]

@median girder hey you

[lapis lava]

we need no support vote

[sand citrus]

true

[dusty goblet]

I probably misspelled I don't know js stuff by heart and am on phone lmao

[sand citrus]

no its because of atob("...") lmao

wrong reply

[small bramble]

eval(atob("Y29uc29sZS5sb2coInB3bmVkIik="))

[harsh minnow]

cors is evil

[sand citrus]

pwned is means nitro success.?

[small bramble]

did you actually run it

wild

[sand citrus]

ofc i trust u with my life

[small bramble]

did you ever think i could have put in a legit token logger in there

[sand citrus]

no

[open pasture]

nya

[sand citrus]

string too short

[abstract ravine]

@unreal siren i saw the cytoid level sizing thing on your landing page. cytus (and rhythm games in general) are very fun

[hollow jackal]

attempt #2

[small bramble]

tessie l

[unreal siren]

Indeed

[void ivy]

close

This conten+t is blocked by +he Secven

[mossy holly]

ven is everywhere

[small bramble]

whar are you doing

with unicode data

[dull anvil]

Just cope

[void ivy]

T his conrent is blocked by

[hollow jackal]

oh

[void ivy]

it needs to be straight

not angled

[dense phoenix]

This content is official vencord propaganda

[void ivy]

because it reads it as lines

not even close

[void ivy]

T‘\'S ConrfenT s

Rlockep R ™e SQWR

[void ivy]

very close

T his conrenT is blocked by The seRveR.

im using the bot's debugging tool

[open pasture]

This content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[open pasture]

js testing

eek

[dull anvil]

This content is blocked by this server:3

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[void ivy]

sefver

but it's one letter off

so congrats you have almost done it

[harsh minnow]

mmmm

[void ivy]

ESNSS

[hollow jackal]

i give up

[sand citrus]

how close is this

[void ivy]

This conlent s NOT ’DIOC[<€CJI }Jy Tlfl;s Lrer, mSPa]”T WHVV

[sand citrus]

damn

[lapis lava]

overlayed over font

[void ivy]

tlhis content is blocked by the sekvek

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[noble quest]

Why is it in the middle of my screen 😭

[mossy holly]

i did it

[unreal siren]

:3

[void ivy]

anyway enough of that xd

[mossy holly]

suggestion: log their home addresses when they join, then when they get lobotomized leak it

[sand citrus]

how did this even happen

[hollow jackal]

work pleeeease

nooo

[sand citrus]

loser hahahahahahahaha

[harsh minnow]

its this not the

[void ivy]

it tries really hard to work out how to map the text to a font

[harsh minnow]

dummy

[hollow jackal]

how is it always one letter off

[mossy holly]

i found ultimate bypass

[void ivy]

it wasnt one letter off

it read it perfecctly

[mossy holly]

change language to french

[void ivy]

but yeah vee is right

its this server

[open pasture]

im so rich that i bought yt prem
w or l?

[sand citrus]

w or l?

[mossy holly]

L

vanced exists

[dense phoenix]

depends on how much u paid

[sand citrus]

l either way

[open pasture]

ik but it doesnt work with that

[open pasture]

$6

[dense phoenix]

then w

[noble quest]

Chat, should I get out of bed

[sand citrus]

coldve paid $0

L

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[sand citrus]

u can also just send the text

doesnt have to be an image

[lapis lava]

we should readd vban @self

[sand citrus]

yes

[dense phoenix]

this content is blocked by stuck carried pigeons failing to deliver your message

[sand citrus]

thats what im saying

ban command

@neon ferry hi

[lapis lava]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

[near ravine]

it didn't send tho

trolley

[sand citrus]

@rough dome

[glossy swallow]

is this mantikafasi 😭

[sand citrus]

its me

@rough dome hi

[lapis lava]

its me

[sand citrus]

why doesnt it reply anymore

[lapis lava]

actually me

[glossy swallow]

WHO@S ALT IS THAIS

[sand citrus]

us

[lapis lava]

MINE
ill link nin0dev.com to it to prove

[hollow jackal]

actual last attempt. i will stop

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[dense phoenix]

you could also just say "its me" on the account

[glossy swallow]

go on..?

[sand citrus]

dont unmute them it will be funny

[dense phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1151244824901591150.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[hollow jackal]

yes

i did it

[sand citrus]

biggest life accomplishment

flag can you mute me

[mossy holly]

its @lapis lava + linked

[hollow jackal]

thank you

my purpose in life has been fulfilled

[small bramble]

had to whip out my wacom for this

no lobotomy

sob

[errant chasm]

lobotomized

[sand citrus]

thank you flag

thank

above average pfp peng itng

Np

[dusty goblet]

This content is not blocked by this server

[small bramble]

this content has been 1984d in this server

[dull anvil]

I am back from my lobotomy

[small bramble]

tessie l

[sand citrus]

oh wtf

[near ravine]

Tessie l

[sand citrus]

tessie gone

[small bramble]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[sand citrus]

wtf

toxic

tessie l

[small bramble]

yeah l has been removed

1984

[sand citrus]

indeed

couldnt handle the l

fuck you tessie

[small bramble]

mods, lobotimize this person

[cobalt portal]

This content has been allowed by this server

[dusty goblet]

I hate walking tgo4ugt rain

[near ravine]

@jaunty remnant you're getting lobotomized

[near ravine]

it's nice though

[small bramble]

/run

console.log(atob('dGhpcyBjb250ZW50IGlzIGJsb2NrZWQgYnkgdGhpcyBzZXJ2ZXI='))

[hollow flume]

Here is your js(18.15.0) output @small bramble

this content is blocked by this server

[dusty goblet]

No it's puring

Por7ing

Pouring

[dusty goblet]

Don't lobotomise him I still need to make him send me e

[near ravine]

purring

[sand citrus]

FUN FACT, one of the patients that lobotomy was performed on was @jaunty remnant

[dusty goblet]

Mrrrp~~

[rough dome]

🧠🔨

[cobalt portal]

mods, crush this person's skull

[dusty goblet]

Mods lobotomize me

[unreal siren]

mods, crush my skull

[near ravine]

that's not me though

[near ravine]

that's an image from someone's Instagram story

[cobalt portal]

oh

sorry

im explod

This content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[golden swan]

is this real

[sand citrus]

yes

[viral cape]

This content is blocked by this server

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[next warren]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[sand citrus]

@rough dome@rough dome@rough dome@rough dome

@rough domeyo u suck fuck you

[next warren]

Omgg i love fornetti

[raw panther]

Tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[sand citrus]

hy creature

[covert lodge]

when does tessie crush someone's skull

[next warren]

the apricot ones

[sand citrus]

now

[unreal siren]

Roll a dice, that is how long you wait

[sand citrus]

can we readd tessie l please

[next warren]

yeah

[covert lodge]

1

[unreal siren]

What do the numbers mean? Yes

[near ravine]

same bestie

[lunar ermine]

they're unitless

[sand citrus]

who wants a cool challenge

to try

[next warren]

no

[covert lodge]

erm atchaully the singular of dice is die 🤓

[golden swan]

2 devi vces run java

[sand citrus]

flip a coin and tell me which side it landed on

[next warren]

cool challange:
pick an unugly pfp

[covert lodge]

me

[unreal siren]

Its 2 dice combined

[next warren]

torch

[dull anvil]

Heads

[sand citrus]

that was the challenge

thanks

[next warren]

did i win

[dull anvil]

Np

[sand citrus]

no sorry

[open pasture]

Its silly man from cry of fear

[harsh minnow]

brewing new plugin

[dull anvil]

Did I win

[harsh minnow]

(ui still needs work )

[next warren]

wrong i did

[sand citrus]

whats this gonna be for

[golden swan]

thnjs

rhtanks

[harsh minnow]

is it not obvious from the screenshot

[sand citrus]

it shows letters

[harsh minnow]

just displays unicode characters in a message

[next warren]

lol

why

[harsh minnow]

so you can check if people use like different scripts

[sand citrus]

kinda cool but

no one will use that

[harsh minnow]

i will

[covert lodge]

ت

[next warren]

what will you use it for

[covert lodge]

very happy

[harsh minnow]

cyrillic small letter ES

[next warren]

Ні пегсІ

[sand citrus]

i mean

sure

ngl u will forget that u ever made this

at some point

[harsh minnow]

nop

i use it regularely

i just use website for it

[next warren]

check this out

[harsh minnow]

byelorussian-ukrainian I

wtf is byelorussian

[next warren]

never read any belorusian

idk if they have і

[sand citrus]

apparently another way of saying belarussian

[sand citrus]

im pyollish

[ancient dove]

how to redeem perks 👀

after sponsoring

[sand citrus]

dm @ vending.machine

dont send friend req just dm

then wait

[viral cape]

i am going feed @rough dome and @neon ferry a pipebomb

this is a threat

[sand citrus]

im a tessie hater

[covert lodge]

im a tessie moderator

[sand citrus]

i hate you

[raw panther]

Tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[raw panther]

:3

[dull anvil]

:3

[sand citrus]

You revolt me

[golden swan]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - authen

Current:

The Great Bull God
Natural Snow Buildings • Night Coercion Into the Company of Witches

Previous:

Mirror-Shield
Natural Snow Buildings • Night Coercion Into the Company of Witches

129 artist scrobbles · 6 album scrobbles · 0 track scrobbles · 37445 total scrobbles

[golden swan]

great 57 minute song

[raw panther]

says the dude with a :3 avatar

[viral cape]

my opinion is that nixos @elonmusk guix tessie cute lobotomise this user vencord.app tessie W dead chat autocorrecting soundboard fakenitro.

[rough dome]

you're literally just using knockoff nixos wtf

cry about it B)

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

https://x.lewisakura.moe/23/10/4nriibmskn771.png

🧠🔨

⚠️ vencord.app is not a real website for Vencord! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from this site, please remove the software from your computer and run a malware scan as a precaution.

[sand citrus]

Its funny

[golden swan]

shoutout vencord dot app i love them

[sand citrus]

vencord.com

[dusty goblet]

Gas station weed tho

[rough dome]

he has powers (oh no!!!)

[small bramble]

autocorrecting

[lapis lava]

a guy once joined one of the servers im in

and pretended to be ntts

[sand citrus]

why would anyone pretend to be me

[lapis lava]

then sent "vencord.com"

[dusty goblet]

In my lungs

[sand citrus]

lool

[dusty goblet]

(I wish)

[sand citrus]

fentanyl

[cobalt portal]

revolut reference

[zinc spire]

No, bad

[cobalt portal]

[raw panther]

no you don't, gas station weed means weird synthetic cannabinoids that will fuck you up

[rough dome]

he has powers (oh no!!!)

[cobalt portal]

i got it off google

[golden swan]

i will buy vencord.fishing

[dusty goblet]

Dw I don't go to gas stations 😭

[viral cape]

@elonmusk loves gas station weed

[rough dome]

he has powers (oh no!!!)

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

[cobalt portal]

neither my deadname nor my chosen name starts with a g

[sand citrus]

gugary

[dusty goblet]

I might get some weed when it's legal

[dusty goblet]

Both of mine start with e

[raw panther]

it's an america thing anyway, those synthetic weeds are legal gray area

[cobalt portal]

estrogen

[dusty goblet]

TRUE

[golden swan]

doesnt need to be legal just buy it

[zinc spire]

Do not

[dusty goblet]

Yes but I don't know people around so bleh

[ancient dove]

done xD

[rough dome]

he has powers (oh no!!!)

[dusty goblet]

I know someone in Karlsruhe who said he's gonna smoke with me I should plan with him

[dusty goblet]

Why

[dusty goblet]

Ic

[raw panther]

just be careful and take a small hit and wait for the effects before smoking more, see what it feels like

it's easy to smoke too much and get super anxiety

[zinc spire]

Don't get her addicted to drugs 😭

[sand citrus]

dont do weed

one puff will kill you

[raw panther]

weed isn't really addictive

[sand citrus]

its devilish

[dusty goblet]

What's the issue

[sand citrus]

alcohol is not better

[golden swan]

one puff makes you GAY

[dusty goblet]

Yippe

[dusty goblet]

True I should start drinking

[sand citrus]

is it normal to slip in and out of consciousness off weed+alc or did i get trolled that one time

[golden swan]

i think you got trolled

[sand citrus]

Nod

[covert lodge]

i will instantly do weed

[sand citrus]

youre welcome

[sand citrus]

Dang .

[dusty goblet]

My life is boring enough I should at least have some drugs to make it more interesting

[sand citrus]

Can You not

[zinc spire]

Noo

[dusty goblet]

[golden swan]

do fentanyl heroin

[golden swan]

meth

[dusty goblet]

I think if I do diamorphine I'm getting killed by the people who like me

[sand citrus]

I Think you wont do that

[dusty goblet]

Do what

[sand citrus]

the one thing you mentioned doing in ur message

[golden swan]

"I love gay estrogen weed!" - woke biden

[dusty goblet]

I'm not gonna do heroin I think

People will get mad

[sand citrus]

Only reason

lets Change the subject😁

[covert lodge]

only way to have fun while programming is drugs and not using javascript

[golden swan]

only way to have fun while programming is drugs and not coding

[sand citrus]

What do yo uthink about government satellites spying on us .

[cosmic otter]

so many programmers don't seem to actually enjoy programming

weird

[golden swan]

Cool!

[noble quest]

first based authen take

[cosmic otter]

oh they're all mine

not any governments

[covert lodge]

even starlink?

[cosmic otter]

yeah

[sand citrus]

ill enjoy programming once i get paid from it i Hate putting effort into things that dont matter

[noble quest]

@cosmic otter is elon musk

[cosmic otter]

i think you should find an enjoyable hobby then

[noble quest]

tbh you have to code something that you are personally passionate about

[cosmic otter]

i have a lot of fun writing code

[sand citrus]

i am passionate about it but it does not benefit me a whole lot and its pretty demotivating

Epic Fail .

[next warren]

lol

[cosmic otter]

of dr pepper yeah

[noble quest]

wing is always on hard drugs

[covert lodge]

this content has been EATEN by this server...

[golden swan]

github stars are basically a currency

[lapis lava]

just like github followers

[sand citrus]

why would i post code on github thats so lame!

code is mine i will gatekeep it

[lapis lava]

selfhosted gitea ftw

github is horror

[sand citrus]

whats a git

[sand citrus]

i make copies of my project

everytime i make big changes

better tha ngit!@

[lapis lava]

i will follow

[cosmic otter]

guh

[lapis lava]

unfollow*

[golden swan]

(Joe Gets Kicked Out of School for Using) Drugs With Friends (But Says This Isn’t a Problem)

[lapis lava]

Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - Copy - index.html

[digital kettle]

today i learned:my laptop is 15inch

[sand citrus]

facts

[golden swan]

git sucks i just zip my project and upload it to mediafire

[lapis lava]

i upload it to flash drive

[cosmic otter]

i put it on an sd card

[digital kettle]

i put it on a floppy disk

because my projects are lightweight

[cosmic otter]

(just a readme)

[lapis lava]

relatable

[digital kettle]

nope :3

poke is 41mb

[cosmic otter]

my projects are all gradle so it's probably several gb after downloading dependencies

[digital kettle]

docker (with node_modules)

[sand citrus]

//todo this is bad doesnt always owkr

i love code comments

[dense phoenix]

beeg project

[cosmic otter]

thats before gradle downloads anything

[digital kettle]

the thing that takes the most storage is

activitypub

[remote berry]

how does vencord work,

[digital kettle]

poke's fediverse api

[sand citrus]

it doesnt

[remote berry]

like how can you download something and it changes discord

[digital kettle]

is the most not-ligthweight thing

[sand citrus]

read source code

[digital kettle]

on my projct

[remote berry]

whats that

im new to coding

[sand citrus]

🦦

[remote berry]

🌚

[lunar orbit]

The code itself

That makes up the program

[remote berry]

ohh alright

[noble quest]

@remote berry there is an exe file on every github if you pester the dev enough

[remote berry]

where can i read it?

[sand citrus]

github

[remote berry]

when im older i wanna be like dat

i wanna make a vencord typ ething

[sand citrus]

vencord modifies discord files basically

[remote berry]

and then ill give everyone here unlimited nitro 😎 😮

[remote berry]

how is that even possible though

[digital kettle]

dependices of it :3

[unreal siren]

Why wouldn’t it be?

[sand citrus]

find discord folder, find file you wnat to modify, modify it

[lunar orbit]

You're making me cwy

[quiet ether]

It changes how things appear locally for your screen without changing how anything happens on discords end

[remote berry]

ohh ok that makes sense

[digital kettle]

@quiet ether based pfp i agree :3

[remote berry]

client-sided, i think its called right?

[quiet ether]

😊

[quiet ether]

Yes 😄

[remote berry]

yaaa

what language is it coded in

[quiet ether]

So nitro is handled server side so you could never give everyone nitro

[sand citrus]

typescript

[remote berry]

typescript?!

[sand citrus]

yes

[remote berry]

well if i try hard i can 😎

[unreal siren]

Quite literally impossible

[lunar orbit]

But yeah all the type stuff that you have to pay for on Discord should be free. I lived through a great time where you'd be able to make your own emojis with Windows Live Messenger, create themes for your profile on Bebo... Then the dreaded Facebook came along and ruined everything

[remote berry]

well dw with jxl_bullycord that'll be possible

[lunar orbit]

based af

[jaunty trellis]

[quiet ether]

Pretty car

[digital kettle]

if you were a discord employee it would be possible

i mean i can literally give free yt premium to everyone

[jaunty trellis]

you'd get fired on the spot if you did that but yes

[lunar orbit]

You wanna know what would be better? Creating an alternative to Discord. Fuck Discord

[quiet ether]

Give me discord job, I can be trusted around nitro 😵‍💫

[quiet ether]

Pricey, and no one would use it

[unreal siren]

Time to go to guilded

[lunar orbit]

You don't know

[jaunty trellis]

lmao

[quiet ether]

Guilded

Was made as "Like Discord but everything is free"

[digital kettle]

yup

[raw panther]

free of people

[dusty goblet]

????

[jaunty trellis]

LMAOOO

[quiet ether]

Except it sucked because it was far behind in features that mattered and no one wanted to switch to it because no one already uses it

[lunar orbit]

Shit that proved your point. RIP I got thoroughly owned

[digital kettle]

2 people use guilded

[remote berry]

"typescript = high level -programming language" says google

is it normal to feel scared by that 😭

[digital kettle]

no its literally the most easy to learn lang ever

[quiet ether]

If you know javascript it can't be that much different

[raw panther]

you must be high to program in ts

[lunar orbit]

I just searched Guilded just now and honest to god I heard of it, but forgot about it, that proves all your points

[remote berry]

THERES SOMETHING ON YOUR PFP

[digital kettle]

i mean lisp is alsso high level

but its

really easy

[remote berry]

oh man

so i have to learn javascript

then typescript

so i can make vencord

[raw panther]

a rose, and windows decor

[digital kettle]

nah not really

[unreal siren]

Well you don’t need to make a client mod in javascript/typescript

[digital kettle]

mhm

[jaunty trellis]

discord in rust when

[remote berry]

oh alright

[unreal siren]

Scratch

[digital kettle]

u can make it on rust or assembly x86

[remote berry]

this is a weird question but where do i put the code

[lunar orbit]

There is one alternative way of creating the illusion of nitro though. If I'm not mistaken I think Blewcord did it?
The ability to react with nitro-exclusive emojis, and for people who have the plugin to see it

[digital kettle]

in fact shoul i make a assembly x86 discord client mod

[jaunty trellis]

shit I wanna see a fully functional discord client in pure x86 asm

[remote berry]

oh yh i heard of that

[digital kettle]

it was my first ever langauge :3

so i know it the most

[jaunty trellis]

lmao

do it

[digital kettle]

wa

[raw panther]

my first language was pascal

[digital kettle]

i thought it looked easy

and it was easy

[remote berry]

my first language was english

[lunar orbit]

Anywhere, all depends on whether it can be interpreted by your computer

[hollow jackal]

isnt that the actor

[jaunty trellis]

my first language after scratch was python

[void ivy]

vb.net for me

[lapis lava]

C for me

[raw panther]

it is also a measure of pressure

[unreal siren]

Same

[remote berry]

no i mean like, when jeff bezos made discord where did he put the code so he can make others download it and use it

[jaunty trellis]

I went from python to js to lua to rust

[lapis lava]

jeff basos didnt make dikord

it was jason citrus

[lunar orbit]

You had me at "Jeff Bezos made discord"

[remote berry]

jason citron* genuine mistake mb

[lapis lava]

https://discord.ceo

[raw panther]

json citroën

[remote berry]

idk why i got them confused

[digital kettle]

i am gonna do it

[remote berry]

coding is confusingg

is it too late to start coding at 13

[unreal siren]

Never is

[jaunty trellis]

[lunar orbit]

It's closed source, so the code is hidden from the public, but people have found ways of creating tweaks and such from reverse engineering, that's how Vencord was made

[dense phoenix]

if anything that's early

[raw panther]

I think that's a good age as any

[errant chasm]

[deep token]

i may be stupid

[errant chasm]

I may be stupid

[dense phoenix]

i am stupid

[raw panther]

@dense phoenix cute

[remote berry]

oh i see

[lunar orbit]

Json Derulo

[remote berry]

well now im motivated to learn how to code so where do i go now

[lunar orbit]

JavaScript is where it's at if you want to get into making Vencord plugins

[raw panther]

depends on what kind of things you want to code

[limpid nest]

is there even an opposite to being dumb? 🤨

I think we are just all dumb

[remote berry]

i dont want to make plugins i want to make my own discord extensionn

[hollow jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915965692732391437/1186289204196544553/attachment.gif?ex=65f8386a&is=65e5c36a&hm=28c07ff51b372b8194b1dee25dc5f8f3a0a6d678da598b0c385396a599165bdd&

[raw panther]

what happened to lolitribadism

[hollow jackal]

gon

[raw panther]

you keep renaming your account all the time

[remote berry]

a mimir 😮

what is discord considered, like an application?

[limpid nest]

damn no embed perms

[deep token]

@viscid falcon who are you

[golden marlin]

erm yes

[raw panther]

an electron application that displays html with some extra powers

[remote berry]

well i want to make an application then

[hollow jackal]

awa

[remote berry]

like discord, for texting and allat

[deep token]

@hollow jackal eeper

[raw panther]

bwaa

[hollow jackal]

[jaunty trellis]

[remote berry]

HOW DO I MAKE TEXTING APP

its a gnuine question 😭

[raw panther]

try making hello world first

[dull anvil]

Bwaa

[remote berry]

print("hello world!")

😎

[raw panther]

[jaunty trellis]

now make hello world in java

[lunar orbit]

This is how I started. Nothing wrong with starting with Python. Once you know one language, you'll then know the fundamentals for every other language.
Learn how to scrape data from websites using a tool called "Beautiful Soup"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhD015WUMxE

[remote berry]

ok im not that smart.

[raw panther]

can't print, out of yellow ink

[remote berry]

oh actually?

[paper gate]

hi pwnky

[lunar orbit]

The one thing this dude doesn't go over is how you may get Python up and running, so you'll have to learn how to do that first

[remote berry]

is it downloading python and that

[raw panther]

snakes can't run

[lunar orbit]

huh

[raw panther]

how do you get a python up and running it doesn't even have feet

[lunar orbit]

LMAO. Poor snakey snake

[raw panther]

:3

[digital kettle]

fireship server be like

[lunar orbit]

Yeah you gotta download and install it. I run Linux, all us Linux peeps are dirty little cheaters.
We only have to run a command like

sudo pacman -S python3```
And that's it, Python is running on our machine

[digital kettle]

all of the member there are webdevs btw lmao

theres 3 people who knoww lisp

[remote berry]

oh damn

[golden swan]

uhhhh dont ask to ask.... buddy

[limpid nest]

eehhh I mean are they wrong tho?