🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[candid blaze]

I expected more

loser

get better

Piracy ain't illegal for personal use here

I love this

[jaunty trellis]

I've been busy being gay so not much time to commit crimes but not to worry the list will grow soon

[deep token]

who did you sell

[candid blaze]

good

[jaunty trellis]

your siblings

[deep token]

lol i never had any

liar

[wide reef]

tax fraud? that ain't a crime!

[candid blaze]

You just didn't know yet

dummy

[deep token]

🖕

🖕

[candid blaze]

^

[dusty goblet]

when murder

[dusty goblet]

be happy :3

[deep token]

im gonna sell a person here

who should i sell

[jaunty trellis]

once we go visit novideo hq

[deep token]

i am

no one steals my food

[candid blaze]

your siblings

[dusty goblet]

[deep token]

about $202950

[dusty goblet]

how much would I go for

[deep token]

$481103

[candid blaze]

Depends on the quality and well-being of your organs :3

[dull anvil]

How much would I go for

[deep token]

$319134

[paper gate]

luna is eepy

[dull anvil]

Nice

[dusty goblet]

if my brother touched my food hed experience violence either way

[quiet ether]

How much can I traffic a Blåhaj for?

Oo I got mine for £26

[deep token]

MSRP

[dusty goblet]

god i want to beat up my brother so bad hes so fucking annoying

[deep token]

nyaaa

[candid blaze]

why is that weird ass shark so expensive ffs

[errant chasm]

elvy is eepy

[quiet ether]

Idk but I love mine

[jaunty trellis]

I have 4 blåhajar

[candid blaze]

rich

[quiet ether]

So based

Did you give them names?

I named mine Byte because it's a compsci sharky

[candid blaze]

At this point you're just flexing

[dusty goblet]

wait people name their hajs

[dull anvil]

Do I have to name my blahaj

[quiet ether]

I did 🤷

[dusty goblet]

i dont name my blahaj because i lack the braincells to do so

:3

[sly spear]

I love my blahaj 57

[jaunty trellis]

shonks

[candid blaze]

https://wetdry.world/@esm/112022054301899645

[jolly nexus]

Essem :skeeter: ([e-mail])

this networking course was a mistake

Image

Click for image

Mastodon · Mar 1, 2024, 7:21 PM

[quiet ether]

I can't post images or I'd post a pic of my shonk

[dusty goblet]

i will pat all

and hug

in 57(?) days

i dont remember the number

[dull anvil]

Same

[open pasture]

do you guys know if there's a vencord plugin that shows any mutuals inside of a server you're in? Like for example you join a new server and you would be able to check which (if any) of your mutuals are in the server as well

[sly spear]

Vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[fair zodiac]

what country

[fair zodiac]

what does that word mean

[jaunty trellis]

shonk

[fair zodiac]

what do it mean

[dusty goblet]

DO NOT LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTGIONARY

[candid blaze]

brazil

[frigid prawn]

same

[sly spear]

OH GOD

[fair zodiac]

Oh

horror

[candid blaze]

FUCKING DO NOT ⚠️ ME

[jaunty trellis]

my condolences

[candid blaze]

i am getting bullied

[dusty goblet]

yes

[candid blaze]

dumbasses

[dusty goblet]

i have a friend from brazil

[dusty goblet]

ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO READ SHONK AGAIN

[candid blaze]

ok alphasexo

[fair zodiac]

HORROR

[sly spear]

Gotta love urban dictionary

[dull anvil]

I have decided I don't wanna know

[fair zodiac]

sam he is

[candid blaze]

NOO

i am just kidding

[sly spear]

Fucking misgendered by urban dictionary

[candid blaze]

i need to fix my neovim dots

[jaunty trellis]

oki am gonna go eep

[dull anvil]

Sleep well

[dusty goblet]

early

eep well cutie

sweet dreams

[jaunty trellis]

nini cute little gay people in my phone

[candid blaze]

it's 6.26PM and I am sleepy

[paper gate]

letm e out

[dusty goblet]

im not cute nor small

[candid blaze]

stop

ffs

[fair zodiac]

you are cute

[dusty goblet]

guh

[fair zodiac]

maybe

[quiet ether]

Shark 🦈

[dull anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1097555490319384627.webp?size=48

[upbeat summit]

Yo I love your bio btw

[paper gate]

hi @upbeat summit

[fair zodiac]

koi

[upbeat summit]

Hi @paper gate

[paper gate]

hii

[upbeat summit]

But what coffee is the good coffee

[candid blaze]

alphexo when train 📸 📸 📸 😲 😲

[bold wren]

you hate seeing me a pretty catgirl

[candid blaze]

omg

[fair zodiac]

half a gigabyte

also, onedrive

you will use custom msstyles on your windows install immediately

[graceful radish]

who is ts dev

[candid blaze]

You will use a tiling window manager on your Windows install⚠️⚠️

[fair zodiac]

https://github.com/namazso/SecureUxTheme

[candid blaze]

fail

[paper gate]

hi @graceful radish

[candid blaze]

(do not. all TWMs in Windows SUCK ASS)

NUNCA

[bold wren]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

fawner

[inland bobcat]

trying out discordrn, my + button got permanently replaced with a create thread button and i cannot attach files anymore..

[fair zodiac]

https://rectify11.net/

[rain coral]

it should be the omnibutton

the everything button rn

[inland bobcat]

wait that's probably because i don't have permission to go so anyways

[candid blaze]

nop

[fair zodiac]

^

[rain coral]

button that does everything (files, threads)

[inland bobcat]

yeah no, it is just a create thread button lol

[paper gate]

@rain coral hiii

[rain coral]

@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate

[paper gate]

sunker

[viral cape]

microsoft issue

[paper gate]

hiii @jaunty remnant

[fair zodiac]

this is supposed to improve consistency and give extra customization

wdym

[paper gate]

[candid blaze]

my cat FUCKING BROKE MY DOOR

[inland bobcat]

yeah if I go to another server it is the + button so it's because I have no permission

[fair zodiac]

HOW

[paper gate]

how

[candid blaze]

YNHARSNYU;[ARSNYRASMKlZRAgLA I DON'T KNOW

[fair zodiac]

how long ago

[fallow drum]

you always have been kitten

[fair zodiac]

ohhh

[candid blaze]

send me 12 bobux

[fair zodiac]

that's an app issue

[rain coral]

is that aoba from one of the hit mangas in the kirara magazine in 2017 called new game! which has 2 anime releases ?

[fair zodiac]

its not an r11 issue

its just apps being dumb and partially hardcoding the theme and partially following msstyles

[bold wren]

@fallow drum i'm blushing

[fair zodiac]

whar

[paper gate]

proof

[bold wren]

😊

[fair zodiac]

why is you blushing

[bold wren]

i look like this irl

[rain coral]

are you yellow rn

thats bad

[bold wren]

mhm

that's racist

[rain coral]

youre sick go to the hosppital its liver disease

[bold wren]

do you have the vision of a baby koi fish

[candid blaze]

alphasexo when they discover context is a thing

[fair zodiac]

:thumbsup_tone5:

[rain coral]

contexto por favor

[candid blaze]

nao nao nao

[rain coral]

:(

[paper gate]

fawner

[fair zodiac]

you are your brain

dummi

[candid blaze]

the door breaker is staring me

[fair zodiac]

show broken door

[candid blaze]

nop

[fair zodiac]

why

[candid blaze]

because it's not visible in a photo

[fair zodiac]

???

[candid blaze]

language barrier

won't elaborate

[ripe willow]

I got a friend in Brazil

he sent me a picture of his bathroom one day

[candid blaze]

last time i checked there are a lot of putos and putas in portugal

[fair zodiac]

how is showing a broken door prevented by language barrier

[ripe willow]

there was a spider

bigger than the drain

[rain coral]

respete

[paper gate]

@rain coral is a potato

[candid blaze]

no

[ripe willow]

he said "I nope'd out of that bathroom so fast, and went to the other one"

[rain coral]

i am not potato i am beef

[fair zodiac]

i had a big ass wolf spider in my bathroom once

[candid blaze]

u fucking already stole my gold

[fair zodiac]

it was chilling in front of the window

[rain coral]

you cant there is none

[ripe willow]

Spiders are fucked

[candid blaze]

we don't have any. the government is stealing from us now 😢

[ripe willow]

[rain coral]

your computer explodes

[candid blaze]

i HATE spiders. spiders MUST vanish

says the portuguese....

[rain coral]

reales are not real

[fair zodiac]

Real

[candid blaze]

portuguese economy isn't a thing because they gave everything to england

[graceful radish]

hihi

[paper gate]

hiii

[candid blaze]

and that's why i prefer native linux apps

[lime talon]

real

[deep token]

i ran out of meow

yay

meow

[lime talon]

how am i gonna work on my slides without PowerPoint 2010 though

[candid blaze]

i will KILL you

[ripe willow]

please run this

[candid blaze]

neVER

[ripe willow]

(PLEASE DO NOT RUN THIS)

no.

[candid blaze]

don't u know to read

[ripe willow]

it's clearing previous malware bins

inside that folder is like

no

the only thing in there is a folder called tmp

[lime talon]

this is a mess

[candid blaze]

thats why u got no world cups

[ripe willow]

it's a weird android TV

[candid blaze]

we won 5 world cups

:3

[ripe willow]

anyways, /data/local/tmp was one of the only writable folders on the devices

I personally went to the downloads folder

but these guys

yeah

[lime talon]

load up ph on it and give any hackers a nice surprise if they at all try to grab the screen

[candid blaze]

messi better

[ripe willow]

nah, I know how to lock 'em out

I just won't say in a public chat

to what?

the honeypot?

[graceful radish]

ew root pass

[ripe willow]

most of these devices being hit here have no auth, and that's how I'd patch it

I'd force my own auth

[lime talon]

there's wifi in my area called HoneyPot hmm yes this is safe

[candid blaze]

send me a train pic @graceful radish

[ripe willow]

fuck the user

if they need to sign in

they can reset the device

[candid blaze]

wrong ping

[graceful radish]

i live in the us there r no trains

[candid blaze]

send me a train pic @jaunty remnant

[ripe willow]

you won't be able to bootloop it

the commands don't really do anything

it's a golang application

OH HAHAHA

THAT"S NOT MY SERVER

HAHAHA

that's the bad guy's server

lol

[graceful radish]

more reasons to nc

[ripe willow]

[candid blaze]

oh true

have u got dynamic ip assignment

[ripe willow]

That's the guy who's botnet I stole for like 2 weeks

His server has a 10mbit port

you can fuck it

after he changed the pw on the botnet

[lime talon]

my heart rate is like 60-70 rn

[ripe willow]

after realizing I was on it

[lime talon]

it feels too slow

[ripe willow]

I tried to bruteforce it

and I dropped the server

You're gonna have to find it

vietnamese bulletproof server

ignores abuse complaints

wait, did they open every port?

they did that

because I kept portscanning

to get the C2 port

[rich sable]

[ripe willow]

the admin port

[graceful radish]

minecraft

[lime talon]

x11 :3

[ripe willow]

I cannot give you the IPs of the honeypots themselves.

That would compromise our infrastructure

https://stalker.to/

[candid blaze]

hack and grief on it, the biggest crime

[ripe willow]

my coworker and I

yeah

if the honeypot IPs are known

threat actors will just

blacklist

our IPs

[candid blaze]

Minecraft 1.8- had a lot of exploits like that LOL

[ripe willow]

and not infect them

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/theameoww/status/1765209036348064079

Thea 🐾 (@theameoww) on X

Who doesn’t know what a browser is…

Twitter · Mar 6, 2024, 2:53 AM

[candid blaze]

brow... ser???

isn't that the mario character

DAMN Y:OU

[gilded glacier]

ser means cheese

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/tina__nigro/status/1765083661131792678

Tina Debove Nigro ᯅ (@tina__nigro) on X

Thanks to the EU we have one more screen during the iPhone onboarding 🤡

Not everyone knows what a "browser" is, far from it.
Why not ask for a default music player, default mail app, default camera app, while we're at it 😅

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:35 PM

[gilded glacier]

so thats eyebrow cheese

sounds disgusting

[rich sable]

REAL

[candid blaze]

Wait

[ripe willow]

wtf?

building award winning apps

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[ripe willow]

doesn't know what a browser is

[candid blaze]

are browsers still forced to use their shitty webview in EU?

[ripe willow]

yeah okay

she's clearly just like

a marketing person

maybe HR

even

[paper gate]

hi

[ripe willow]

doesn't actually know anything about the app itself

[candid blaze]

hiiiii

[gilded glacier]

now theyre gonna complain but when microsoft had to do the same exact thing 20 or so years ago, they didn't care

[ripe willow]

it's that person I just put the screenshot of

[paper gate]

hi axy

[digital kettle]

indians are just lmao

[gilded glacier]

i really dont like how like 50% of modern song lyrics boil down to some romantic bs

[lapis lava]

same

back in the days songs were so deep

now its

1. get a partner
2. dump them
3. make an entire album about them
4. rinse and repeat

[gilded glacier]

i want more songs about completely random shit

[errant chasm]

They still are

[digital kettle]

these are all the communsim books I have physically btw

i finnsihed all of them

execpt kapital

theres still 400 pages

good :3

[storm cedar]

Spotify

nah

book

[gilded glacier]

neither did marx

[errant chasm]

My fav romantic lyrics

[digital kettle]

LMAO

[storm cedar]

Differentiate terrorists from communists

[digital kettle]

goverment does stuff

[storm cedar]

and impossible challange, try to not misuse the term Marxist

[gilded glacier]

i want the radios to play stuff that sounds like it was made by a stoned 15 year old

[upbeat summit]

hey I ran this and for some reason my machine is so slow. why lana. why did you do this to me

[storm cedar]

that is made by a high 15 year old

[digital kettle]

i am listening to twenty one pilots alot tbh since like 5 weeks

[storm cedar]

its when your speakers light on fire and start smoking

[ripe willow]

a lot of the 70s, 80s, and 90s stuff did too

[storm cedar]

Usually you will also hear stuff like damn broo, and lots of coughing

[digital kettle]

wokepedia,,,

[ripe willow]

and the Beetles

[gilded glacier]

the cloud that makes a sound, so a fart in layman's terms

[storm cedar]

Either that or being high/drunk

like the Yeetles

[digital kettle]

@gilded glacier how tf do u know soafen,,

[ripe willow]

I hope you did not.

[storm cedar]

read the name

[upbeat summit]

oh I assure you, I am exactly as dumb as I appear to be

[storm cedar]

Named Tor (crown)

[ripe willow]

Not my problem

[storm cedar]

if you had crypto in it I'd presume you to be actually dumb tho

[ripe willow]

but

[upbeat summit]

[ripe willow]

his malware ain't surviving a reboot

so

[gilded glacier]

cat

[ripe willow]

[digital kettle]

i boigjt it,,,

[storm cedar]

5.99
4.99 with nitro

...

epic discount moment

[upbeat summit]

ay bro keep your voice down alr

[digital kettle]

i up bought it fo 2usd

[storm cedar]

capitalism slaps dude

[ripe willow]

cheaper in Canada

[digital kettle]

2usd here

[haughty echo]

does anyone know users that got forced to the new name system and what discord made their new username?

[ripe willow]

[storm cedar]

go to argentine and pay with inflation discounts

[paper gate]

@haughty echo hi

[haughty echo]

hi

[ripe willow]

my friend's was just their name

[paper gate]

@ripe willow hi

[ripe willow]

and then their number

without the #

[storm cedar]

literally destroyed their ownline identity

how cruel

[pine ginkgo]

Damn wtf

[digital kettle]

i am in turkiye hehe

[pine ginkgo]

I'm buying this

[storm cedar]

if you're surprised just look at the oldschool discord support mails

[pine ginkgo]

When I get more money

[haughty echo]

Okayy because i know some people with names like "ジュリアン" no idea what it means but im curious what name will discord make this

[digital kettle]

i hab it :3

[ripe willow]

I prefer the other one

[gilded glacier]

how is that even pronounced

[ripe willow]

the heart one would be better for my pfp than the cat ears

[storm cedar]

they're written in uwu sowwy style

[pine ginkgo]

Wanna share some money with me

[digital kettle]

i can gift one to u,,,

[pine ginkgo]

Wait what

Really?

[digital kettle]

:3

[haughty echo]

but discord said they will change them for everyone after some time?

[pine ginkgo]

:3?

[ripe willow]

w00ps

I dropped an extra 0xFF

[pine ginkgo]

I forgot you can gift those

Decorations

[haughty echo]

yes not everyone i think its in waves like it was a year ago

[storm cedar]

I'd rather gift someone actual money or a game on steam or something

[haughty echo]

you are talking like everything happened already 😭

[storm cedar]

corperate simpery is an exception

just go down to the fight pit known as east london and aquire a pound

[upbeat summit]

@open pasture we'd be friends

I have no shame

[storm cedar]

you can steal all the copper wiring you want as well

but the knive fights are worth it fam

[upbeat summit]

I too like to beg for money

I have a Ko-Fi btw

😉

[ripe willow]

[storm cedar]

Right-wing boycotters

is there a less relevant sounding group lmao

Reminds me of the lady who ranted about monster being satan cause the logo if you turn it upside down

Pringre

[rich sable]

hi vencord

nop

[pine ginkgo]

Buy me a tea

[open pasture]

noooooo

koi

come backkkkkkkkkkkkk

[storm cedar]

Gamers don't commit shootings they improve their kd ratio

[pine ginkgo]

What tea

I don't know any

[haughty echo]

icetea

[pine ginkgo]

Except for the mint tea for stomach aches

[storm cedar]

*don't commit shootings, that's illegal and bad

[upbeat summit]

yea guns are so uncivilized...

-redacted-

[storm cedar]

Guns are just boomsticks

[paper gate]

tor will buy me nitro

me

mop

[pine ginkgo]

Thor

[storm cedar]

Bombs are so slow tho

[upbeat summit]

[ripe willow]

I want me a sig sauer handgun

[storm cedar]

dumbfire missiles are relatable and look cool

[ripe willow]

an MCX or SPEAR would be cool to have

but like

[open pasture]

nixos

[rough dome]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/23/10/4nriibmskn771.png

[upbeat summit]

[paper gate]

pwease

[ripe willow]

realistically I ain't needing one of those

[paper gate]

hi waffles

[storm cedar]

.300 blackout my beloved

[open pasture]

wb zeet

[paper gate]

[storm cedar]

SIG Rattler

[ripe willow]

So just give me a 365 Rose from Sig Sauer

:3

[paper gate]

who husking

[ripe willow]

My friend keeps complaining that "sig sauer isn't drop safe"

[paper gate]

Robert is here.

[ripe willow]

Don't drop your gun.

[upbeat summit]

lmao what is even happening right now

[storm cedar]

neither is your whiny bitch ass

[paper gate]

I'm crumbling i need nitro tor

[ripe willow]

[storm cedar]

cocks gun whilst maitaining eye contact

[upbeat summit]

why am i being begged for nitro rn

[pine ginkgo]

I need nitro basic...

[storm cedar]

cycles out all rounds, reloads continues

[paper gate]

mugman is a miolllionare

do not

[pine ginkgo]

FakeNitro: gif of a black guy in a suit sitting on a chair

[upbeat summit]

is there another server that im not apart of where yall coordinated this

[paper gate]

[upbeat summit]

did you guys see how much nitro i bought the other servers or something

[paper gate]

yop

buy everyone nitro here

[pine ginkgo]

Simply hack Discord then

[storm cedar]

@ripe willow opinion on the Flux raider

[paper gate]

favorite color? @upbeat summit

[storm cedar]

I can hear the turbofolk from here

[upbeat summit]

sorry I can not divulge this information, you may be an informant

[paper gate]

[ripe willow]

never seen it, looks like a bad idea

[paper gate]

my secrets

[storm cedar]

Basically a subgenre specific to the Serbian Bosnia war (summing it up badly most likely)

[paper gate]

@ripe willow is a fed

[ripe willow]

the ATF will randomly declare you a felon one day

when that arm brace

becomes illegal

[bold wren]

😭

[ripe willow]

[storm cedar]

It already is an SBR

Short barreled rifle

[ripe willow]

oh

yeah

[storm cedar]

I love gun laws

[ripe willow]

then yeah

[storm cedar]

ATF moment

[ripe willow]

you're a felon without a tax stamp

[storm cedar]

But the Mauser broomhandle is fine

[upbeat summit]

why is everyone making fun of me today omg

[ripe willow]

$200 to not be a felon

[storm cedar]

cause that's from WW1

so a wooden strock and full auto is fine on that :3

[bold wren]

i think ur website is cool and u have two cool ass domains but why the FUCK would you put a zip in a repo

[upbeat summit]

im half clown you know

[stone owl]

hmmm

[paper gate]

torr 😭

[graceful radish]

so its more compact /s

[errant chasm]

@paper gate bwa

[paper gate]

@graceful radish hiii

bwa

[graceful radish]

hi hi

im trying hyper-v for the first time

[bold wren]

@paper gate is this true

im killing myself

[stone owl]

use bing to fix it

[paper gate]

yop

[bold wren]

why would that be the default in archinstall

[paper gate]

@upbeat summit do you eat raw onions

[upbeat summit]

just like the grinch

[errant chasm]

@upbeat summit are you a raw onion

[upbeat summit]

half love all this attention half wanna kms rn

so funny

[paper gate]

[errant chasm]

I wish some aliu members would talk here more so i could finally leave the server

[paper gate]

bwa

[errant chasm]

bwa

[ripe willow]

I wonder how many devices this guy

has

most simple payload

[paper gate]

insane

[errant chasm]

creature

[ripe willow]

lol

portscan for ADB devices

the IPs aren't super clean anyways

if you find it, don't share it.

[storm cedar]

Dirty ip enjoyer

[paper gate]

can I share it

[ripe willow]

I mean, I might buy IP space anyways

if I can't find some clean IPs to host them on

[errant chasm]

Can i share confidential information of minky

[glossy swallow]

first time i've wanted to make a purchase here

[dusty goblet]

decor:

[ripe willow]

cat ears don't work that great with my profile picture

so i went with this

[open pasture]

well after updating discord, repairing vencord, it yappers about electron errors about network changed???
and then everything works and it stop yapping around?
wtf discord.

[graceful radish]

helo toad

[glossy swallow]

I can't draw.

[storm cedar]

can't sell nya :3 shit if its not running well

[glossy swallow]

helo

which means I can draw. but just about as well as most other people.

[storm cedar]

gotta make it run smooth so you forget about rent and other monehtly bills

[paper gate]

@graceful radish hiii

[graceful radish]

heloo

[errant chasm]

Strong creature

We must be cautious of it

[raw panther]

car is bat

[upbeat summit]

hey, I fixed it. happy? im a lazy mf

[graceful radish]

@paper gate give me ur worst malware

[paper gate]

okay

[graceful radish]

i wanna see what hyper-v vm can do

[ripe willow]

I have a p2pinfect sample

and uh

I might be able to get you a glupteba sample

[graceful radish]

can ni get a ransomware

[ripe willow]

the one that's doing the UEFI bootkit

[graceful radish]

malware

moment

[ripe willow]

kinda sucks that ransomware has become people's like

[raw panther]

https://www.microsoft.com/software-download/windows11

[ripe willow]

goto thought

of scary malware

:(

[upbeat summit]

the best malware was when it just opened the cd tray

[raw panther]

cupholder.exe

[ripe willow]

Yeah so back with delphi

this was something I could like

drag on to the form

was a little drag and drop component

I could drag on to the form of the malware bin (form still hidden)

and then I could call that functionality when certain events fired

Delphi was hilarious for malware development

[graceful radish]

tbh i already have my entire disk backed up so i guess the worst thing that can happen is losing some of my recent discord css edits

[ripe willow]

Most people don't realize but like
every function inside dark comet
was a drag and drop component

[paper gate]

soon

[fair zodiac]

remember when malware was basically people showing off (while casually destroying your os because :3)

[errant chasm]

:3

zeet will commit large amounts of tax fraud

[upbeat summit]

suspect

[fair zodiac]

or just funny website make internet explorer go kaboom

(you are an idiot)

[paper gate]

@upbeat summit can I have your life savings

[bold wren]

good job

[upbeat summit]

I spent it all on federal defense lawyers, sorry

[paper gate]

😭

[ripe willow]

Only one I need is Jennifer Grannick

Known for representing multiple cyber criminals

in high profile cases

[upbeat summit]

sure but...new jersey based

😦

[storm cedar]

that's where the money's at

[graceful radish]

should i try and run a game in this

[errant chasm]

@paper gate nini

[ripe willow]

[paper gate]

nini

[errant chasm]

[harsh minnow]

horror

[upbeat summit]

bro what

now you

[harsh minnow]

omg you unzipped

[upbeat summit]

LMAO

[harsh minnow]

non ascii domain scares me

[upbeat summit]

[harsh minnow]

when are u getting a .みんな tld

https://www.registry.google/tlds/minna/

[dusty goblet]

and translates to

[harsh minnow]

https://虎.みんな/

[noble quest]

WHY IS THERE A KNIFE UNDER MY KEYBOARD

[dusty goblet]

why is that so cursed

[dusty goblet]

you werent supposed to find that

FUCK

[harsh minnow]

why do they have copy buttons for the quotes

[ripe willow]

:)

[harsh minnow]

like yes i definitely want to copy the quote

2014年、世界で初めて日本語のトップレベルドメイン、「.みんな」が誕生します。みんなで情報をシェアしたり、コミュニティと協力できる、新しい世界です。

[ripe willow]

my friend had lamba.rip

(the actual lambda icon) and it would come up like this

[mossy egret]

as an person from kentucky my only problem is finding guns everywhere

[ripe willow]

λ.rip

[noble quest]

subnautica is so wacky

[harsh minnow]

yeah thats how all non ascii characters show up in domains

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/WbBAWQ.jpg

[ripe willow]

yeah

[harsh minnow]

https://www.punycoder.com/

fear

[paper gate]

flonp

tell Glomp I said hi

and jabingle

[noble quest]

just got off

[paper gate]

your death will be slow and painful

[raw panther]

firefox good for having pref network.IDN_show_punycode

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

i have this recurring nightmare of my closet door being open despite always keeping it closed

it's been years

@fallow drum

[fallow drum]

it’s me

[paper gate]

NO

[fallow drum]

i have been opening it

[noble quest]

i sleep with my window open every night
nothing will ever happen

[fallow drum]

late at night

not a nightmare

[paper gate]

I'll crawl in

[fallow drum]

zt crawls backwards

[paper gate]

yop

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-walking-backwards-screaming-spider-human-crawling-gif-14841410

[storm cedar]

leave open a window and put a claymore at the end of it

[fallow drum]

this is zt

[paper gate]

yop

[storm cedar]

or just a box of spiders you can tripwire open

[fair zodiac]

but what if you also are scared of spiders

[storm cedar]

You don't trip your own traps :3

same as explosvies or spike traps

[fair zodiac]

when you clean up the mess the trap makes:

[storm cedar]

if it kills it'd better be self cleaning

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-interview-it-goes-without-saying-gif-12669775144079688963

[fallow pawn]

the eep

eepers

[dusty goblet]

We had that talk in #regulars already iirc

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow veep

[dusty goblet]

Or was that general

[storm cedar]

trying to remove 5.5L of blood and easily +50Kg of meat is kinda hard to do subtly

[harsh minnow]

omgosh

[fallow pawn]

omgosh!!!!!!

hiii

[paper gate]

hiii

I'm vee

[harsh minnow]

why did u quote their name 😭

[fallow pawn]

"⛧ vee"

[fair zodiac]

why does discord take 30 years to adjust resolution when switching rotation

[harsh minnow]

because i do not use punctuation

[paper gate]

"vee"

WHY HUSK

[paper gate]

Samara Sandwich

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[dull anvil]

Single brain cell sew husk hit husk

[harsh minnow]

geometry dash programming omgosh

[dull anvil]

See

I am very stupid

[fair zodiac]

vee

[fallow pawn]

do u play gd

[fallow pawn]

shiggy dash

[harsh minnow]

no ❤️

[paper gate]

delete

[fallow pawn]

what do you play then

[harsh minnow]

um

coding

[fallow pawn]

me too

[harsh minnow]

sometimes overwatch

[dusty goblet]

LMAO

[fair zodiac]

Wher

[storm cedar]

What talk

[dusty goblet]

Idk just search for children or minors or smth

[storm cedar]

this is a chat dummy

[dusty goblet]

They were mentioned in that convo

[dusty goblet]

#🌺-regulars message

[storm cedar]

Chrome

[fallow pawn]

whats wrong with chrome

[harsh minnow]

😭

[paper gate]

not Firefox

[storm cedar]

much better

tyvm

[harsh minnow]

ungoogled chromium

firefox is malware

[paper gate]

unvenned Vencord

[fallow pawn]

firefox is for furries

[dusty goblet]

Everything is malware

[harsh minnow]

manti would make this

dont give him ideas

thankfully hes asleep rn

so he wont read that idea

[dusty goblet]

@nocturne bough

[lime talon]

this is why it needs more users

[paper gate]

i will remind him

[fallow pawn]

cord

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn am eepy

[fallow pawn]

thats ncie

it hink

[lime talon]

reshigged

[dusty goblet]

Eep

[fair zodiac]

what about the time it was one of the most popular browsers

[fallow pawn]

idk what about it

yup

[rich sable]

hai chat

[fallow pawn]

hi

[rich sable]

i love my laptop

ThinkPad X200 Tablet

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1167321726133207070/1214697328385200148/1091853954045972530.gif

[lime talon]

i like mine but the battery could be better

[storm cedar]

Opera GX

trust bro

where's my husks at?

ty

[dusty goblet]

@raw panther hi

[fallow pawn]

im not much of a husker myself

[upbeat summit]

China #1

[raw panther]

hi @dusty goblet

[graceful radish]

FBK

[upbeat summit]

Opera GX is a goated browser

[lime talon]

opera gx CGTN integration when

[noble quest]

opera gx CCP integration when

[raw panther]

already implemented

[storm cedar]

Jokes aside I'm just messing with ya, not the person to actually give advice on what browser to use

[lime talon]

replace the ambient music feature with a constant stream of CGTN Radio in the user's locale

[fair zodiac]

:3

[dusty goblet]

Hru

[lime talon]

they could've rocked Whistler design language in 2012

[raw panther]

good, chilling

wbu

[dusty goblet]

That's nice

[dusty goblet]

Not important

[fair zodiac]

Xp was originally meant to ship with two themes

[raw panther]

wdym not important

[fair zodiac]

one for each sku

[lime talon]

one being rtm xp and the other being whistler? or a diff 2

[fair zodiac]

one was Professional, seen in like a million xp betas

[dusty goblet]

I mean it doesn't really matter

[fair zodiac]

the other was Personal, which uh

never saw the light of day

[raw panther]

matters to me :3

[lime talon]

wait is that the ugly green one with circular buttons or smth silly like that

[fair zodiac]

no

[lime talon]

by "green" i mean window borders and titlebar

[fair zodiac]

no this is

the Personal visual style

[real skiff]

i love aero styles

[raw panther]

that looks like something some kid would upload on deviantart

[dusty goblet]

Hm

I'm gonna go with "good enough" then

[lime talon]

some random deviantart uploads aren't bad, there's p faithful win7 and win10 msstyles recreations that work on xp

[fair zodiac]

these are the only 2 concepts available of the personal visual style

[golden kiln]

loser cord

[lime talon]

is this active desktop or whatever it's called

[raw panther]

yeah there's decent stuff on there too

[dull anvil]

False

[golden kiln]

true

[raw panther]

I used to use visualstyles a lot

[fair zodiac]

concepts of the professional (watercolor) visual style

[fair zodiac]

no that's just showing off concepts for icons

[lime talon]

i did back on XP on an old laptop, now i just use it occasionally for Wine stuff

[fair zodiac]

er

hold on

[lime talon]

watercolour looked nice

at least newer build ones did

[lime talon]

i really liked watercolour

[fair zodiac]

that whistler logo on the start menu isn't seen in any builds

along with two of the icons in the start menu

luna

[lime talon]

so glad it wasn't this

it was almost close to 2023 style actually

[paper gate]

what is that

[fallow pawn]

a sticker

[paper gate]

oh

[fallow pawn]

idk if u heard of those

[paper gate]

samara

[fallow pawn]

Can't believe I may need to rewrite this

[paper gate]

rewrite whatt

[rich sable]

nop is typing...

[graceful radish]

@paper gate do u want my brainworm

[paper gate]

ye

a

[glossy swallow]

the trans girl theme for windows xp

[graceful radish]

just one

[paper gate]

i love

[graceful radish]

ok pls take the one that constantly tells me i look stupid

[paper gate]

okay

[graceful radish]

ok now u constantly think that u look stupid

[paper gate]

yes

[graceful radish]

the brainworm must be fed

or else it will get angry

[paper gate]

wjhat does it like

[graceful radish]

:3

[dull anvil]

:3

[candid blaze]

kill it :D

[raw panther]

:3

[graceful radish]

:3

[noble quest]

:3

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/G7FFmw.png

[dusty goblet]

I definitely have a collection of those parasites :3

[dull anvil]

Can I get a :3 in chat

[candid blaze]

:4

[hard flax]

:5

[dusty goblet]

::-1

[graceful radish]

C:

'w'

[candid blaze]

shut the 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🧽 up

[hard flax]

sailor mouth

[candid blaze]

[ripe willow]

wtf lol

honeypots are a great way to find

IPHM servers

it's still cyber crime, but not directly related

but they'd make more money doing that imho

So, check the ASN of this IP

take the ASN over to caida

it's not the best provider for it

but it still spoofs, you can still get a decent amount of amplification

caida's name and shame worked pretty well though

they go around testing a bunch of different providers and share the results

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/f8FCas.png

i need to clean these out

[ripe willow]

it's caused many providers to actually drop spoofed packets instead of letting them go

[paper gate]

@ripe willow ddos me

[ripe willow]

no

[paper gate]

okay

[noble quest]

https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/d7mRre.png

[upbeat summit]

How fast are you making these diagrams

Can you make my vulnerability reports for me????

You say you do this as a hobby your definitely engineer level

[paper gate]

hi tor

[upbeat summit]

Hi zest

[paper gate]

[upbeat summit]

No you can’t have any money

[paper gate]

sobbing

[ripe willow]

that's caida's diagram

it's automatically generated

[upbeat summit]

Oh

[ripe willow]

I am confident I have found a provider

through one of these C2s

that is basically saying

"use us for BGP hijacking!"

[keen junco]

oh god

[harsh minnow]

only 386 times its still good

[keen junco]

cookie clicker 17k lines main.js file

[harsh minnow]

one single massive file is the chad way of coding

[ripe willow]

[keen junco]

vendor source code leak

he does not use a code formatter

[lunar ermine]

man if only there was a way to assign multiple properties to an object at once

[ripe willow]

also @upbeat summit that one that says "high pps" is a little sus, I'm gonna check if these guys spoof too

[harsh minnow]

never look at the FakeNitro source code

[candid blaze]

Configuring Neovim again. It's being a fun experience so far.

[ripe willow]

oh they spoof like a motherfucker

/16

[candid blaze]

I am using native completion instead of a auto-completion engine now.

[rich sable]

thats nothing, i was working on the worst C codebase ever like a year ago and i was trying to fix bugs in a single ~3020 line file

[west ore]

me in conversations

[candid blaze]

Huh?

[west ore]

obscure reference to past messages

[rich sable]

shit was awful btw

i was trying to fix horrible memory management issues from 15 years ago

because one of the OSes that the code originally supported dropped support for the kernel interfaces it was using about 12 years ago

and the project's development was only restarted about 2 years ago

from a break since 2007

[candid blaze]

man i wish I was God. No school. No work. Just owning heaven

[rich sable]

it was a coreutils project too

hollow

but derived from opensolaris code

and ported to linux

[west ore]

ghost ping

[rich sable]

that shit was awful dude

it had about 6 difference licenses

the minix license, zlib, BSD 3-clause from the original BSD, caldera license from Unix V7 code, CDDL from Opensolaris and old SVR4 code, etc

[candid blaze]

horror

[rich sable]

i'm kinda glad i just

[chilly iron]

buegwes

buegwe

burgers

[rich sable]

kinda dissappeared from the project

nobody knows what happened to me

i gave up on that shit

especially after i lost my fucking

commits

because i forgot to push to remote

hollow

there was like 15 commits i lost

with like over 300 lines of changed code

[glossy swallow]

the c experience

[rich sable]

it was all in one codebase too because the original guy who made it back in 2006-2007 was fucking insane

[candid blaze]

I have more than 10 tabs opened on the browser. I feel like a junk monster

[rich sable]

dude also ported Solaris's TROFF/NROFF implementation to linux AND added full postscript support with like 300 new control macros and shit

i swear this dude was like terry davis but not schizophrenic

but had the sheer motivation

[upbeat summit]

I’d double student loans so fast

[paper gate]

marivn owes me money

[candid blaze]

thank god i am not american

[glossy swallow]

the c++ experience:
Utils::Misc::Extra::Rendering::TriangleShape<float>(2, 0, 0, 2, 2, 2).Render(this->m_RenderingContext);

[paper gate]

insane

[rich sable]

what the fuck is that

[glossy swallow]

average c++

[candid blaze]

nah that's just a weird codebase

[rich sable]

thank god i just use shell now