🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[covert inlet]

If artist good, he deserves

[granite lily]

c418

[vagrant skiff]

[viral cape]

then buy the music directly

[covert inlet]

I do that if want the best quality

[vagrant skiff]

what browser yall use

[hollow jackal]

chrome

[jaunty trellis]

floorp

[winter sparrow]

chrome

[vagrant skiff]

smh

Brave superior

[zinc spire]

horror

[hollow jackal]

brave is so ass

[errant chasm]

Bwaa

[granite lily]

firefox

[errant chasm]

NOP

[errant chasm]

YOP

[jaunty trellis]

[vagrant skiff]

chrome is ass

[errant chasm]

[granite lily]

deathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeath

[vagrant skiff]

especially on mobile with no ad blocker

[errant chasm]

We know

[hollow jackal]

brave is like chrome but worse

[granite lily]

GET FUCKING FIREFOX

NOW

[covert inlet]

Thorium

[vagrant skiff]

opposite

[jaunty trellis]

firefox + ublock >>>

[jaunty trellis]

brave is literally just crypto chrome

[errant chasm]

Horror

[unreal siren]

My beloved

[jaunty trellis]

[covert inlet]

Nah it's not bad

[errant chasm]

Didn't the dev have some stuff on his PC

[granite lily]

@vagrant skiffyou will get immediate dose of firefox-based browser NOW

[errant chasm]

or was that something else

[vagrant skiff]

nah, I'm in love with the summarizer feature from brave

[covert inlet]

He did on the repo, but issue is already resolved

[granite lily]

burn

go copy text and paste in chatgpt

you lazy ass

[vagrant skiff]

tried Google's version of it but Brave's version is still better

[vagrant skiff]

I use Gemini

[granite lily]

delete brave

now.

yeah its brave

[jaunty trellis]

glorp

[vagrant skiff]

bro using ancient os

what os is that

looks old

[unreal siren]

Lmao

[granite lily]

gen alpha when they see something different than windows

[viral cape]

fr

[jaunty trellis]

[vagrant skiff]

I was born in fucking 2007 boomer

[viral cape]

gen alpha only know how to go to tiktok to research shit

[jaunty trellis]

child

actual child

[unreal siren]

Child

[viral cape]

i know people younger than you who have less experience with ipad kid rot

[vagrant skiff]

I don't even use an ipad

[jaunty trellis]

[viral cape]

This is the living evidence

true

for all i know you could be incredibly dead inside or outside (or both)

[dusty goblet]

FUCKING BABY

[vagrant skiff]

real

Just so you guys know I'm 16

[vagrant skiff]

was born in december however

[unreal siren]

I was born

[vagrant skiff]

confirmed

[viral cape]

i was also born

[zinc spire]

i wish i wasn't

[unreal siren]

You were made then

Fabricated even

[granite lily]

they stole it from nasa

[balmy rover]

Yep, love the songs in rl , they choose songs you never hear that fire

[granite lily]

theye have comitted 10 war crimes

@balmy roverhi

[vagrant skiff]

[balmy rover]

Fr rl addictive as hell

@granite lily hi

I dont know the names of the artists/songs but i can tell that that if they are from rl

No clue

[viral cape]

the "idk what the song is called but know i heard it there"

[balmy rover]

Frfr

O ok

Ur a veteran

I started 2 years ago

No, doesnt exist

Fair

[unreal siren]

Its against tos

[balmy rover]

^

[unreal siren]

Keylogger too

[vagrant skiff]

idk

[balmy rover]

Its malwaare

[unreal siren]

It will eat all your cookies

[balmy rover]

Records what you type

O ye didnt even notice the ee

Morning prayer to be waking the entire neighborhood

Isnt throttle the term used by pilots?

Like throttle up

What

Where am i at

Fr

Sad

I thought you meant location

But its a song

Nah

No way

[elder geyser]

meow

[balmy rover]

Huh

O the 2017 times to be a hit, wait till "heros tonight" plays

Nostalgia hitting

Bra

Ur a life svaer

Ibe been searching so hard

And i know it now

Fire

Fire

Indeed!

[open pasture]

Gn chat

I'm tried and want sleep

[balmy rover]

Gn mate, cya tommorw at 12, lunch eat sushi
jk
gn man

[zinc spire]

gn

[balmy rover]

They even have a website🗿

Fr

[zinc spire]

might wanna check pronouns

[balmy rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204335419185954880/1213065228280139816/BzyKdWPrMBuiIxvNQz.png?ex=65f41e08&is=65e1a908&hm=031a2a64df67ec7bffe5fe7e7dc49efd34c7c6b9db6c267f1a912fa133c116d1&

She/her

[balmy rover]

Its nice indeed

Do kanji or smth

I forgot its name

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/HWTwt5zv04c?si=A9KpW2tQI-vZAyRW

[balmy rover]

It was so fire

Every yter was using it

[errant chasm]

Probably

[balmy rover]

Does shiggy have a twitter or smth

To post the art

[errant chasm]

pixiv

although its pixiv so i dont recommend

i think there's a twitter

Ill check later

[balmy rover]

Ill also check

[errant chasm]

I do know the artists name but im not opening pixiv outside

[balmy rover]

@shiggy_master_wugui

@shiggy_master_9000

[errant chasm]

Pixiv is japanese site afaik

[balmy rover]

What is afaik? seen it a lot in here

[errant chasm]

As far as i know

[balmy rover]

O

[analog schooner]

what is shiggy?

[balmy rover]

I see

[errant chasm]

My wifi is ass

takes ages to send anything

[analog schooner]

i know

but what is this?

[errant chasm]

Mines worse

[balmy rover]

A fox

[analog schooner]

it's the fox's name? xD

[balmy rover]

Ye

And mascot

Of

[analog schooner]

i see 😄

[balmy rover]

NOT vencord

[analog schooner]

Vesktop

?

[balmy rover]

Yessir

No im joking

Its a mascot for vencord

[errant chasm]

Epic

[analog schooner]

but it's only inside Vesktop

i can see it at start xD

[errant chasm]

I usually have less than 10mbps

[analog schooner]

delete this

i got banned for an ip grabber once

[errant chasm]

Rn its probably at less than one

[analog schooner]

xd

i was just telling my friend that this exists and it's easy to grap an ip

you can get banned too

i know

idk then why discord banned me

but it's agains the TOS they told me

sure they did

i can search the emails

yes it is

it was an ip grabber site that even has an android app avaible in appstore

i didnt do the 2nd

i was just educating friends

someone reported the post

and BAN

[unreal siren]

grabber is not mentioned in the tos

[analog schooner]

not like this

[unreal siren]

nor the community guidelines

[analog schooner]

i posted a http://......jpeg url that grabbed the ip

[viral cape]

zendesk icon

[analog schooner]

so it was ending with jpeg

and grabbed the ip

it was

it made me banned

[viral cape]

lmao wut

[analog schooner]

you might will that's why i said this

[balmy rover]

Based 💀🗣️

[analog schooner]

hmm

i cant insert an image here? wtf xd

[unreal siren]

When the perms

[analog schooner]

https://i.imgur.com/1ySiwYc.png

i found my message i sent to them and discord didn't unban me

[viral cape]

discord support moment

inb4 didnt respond

[plain flare]

Why hello everyone!

I'm here to randomly join in a argument

None yet

I'm waiting

no.

[analog schooner]

they don't tell the reasons

have you ever been banned? 😄

they don't tell me exactly why

but someone told me that sharing someone's IP with a third party website is doxxing

i don't rememember my email address for that discord, i need more time xd

it was something like malicious ...

[plain flare]

[redacted]

[plain flare]

Just gonna redact that

hm that's a lot of money

[errant chasm]

It is

[analog schooner]

https://i.imgur.com/HDMGoRw.png

found it

[errant chasm]

Could also probably get you into some legal trouble

Only if you post more than just the ip though i believe

[plain flare]

hm

[analog schooner]

"Discord has disabled your account for violating our Terms of Service or Community Guidelines. We’ve reviewed and confirmed this violation, and we will not reinstate your account."

so grabbing ip can easily get you banned

just needs that someone reports your message

[errant chasm]

Yup

Still shouldn't do it

[analog schooner]

you can say it to discord staff they wont care :/

no they did not

i didn't used malicious use

[granite lily]

krill issue

[analog schooner]

i used this free service: iplogger dot org

noone reported your message

u were lucky

[granite lily]

trying to become regular day 3

[echo bronze]

it is 4 in morning, shoild I put tea on

[granite lily]

yes

consume

[quiet ether]

IP addresses fall under the doxxing rules and the grabber for malicious links rules weirdly enough, but depending on context they may or may not take action

Just something to be careful of

[viral cape]

UserBenchmark Math

[granite lily]

waiting for embed perms day 43

i have no moneh

[sly spear]

https://youtu.be/fSRxeJi5Z5w

[granite lily]

asmr

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/lrbOiYrMSPk

[unreal siren]

Why would you leave so much food on the ground?

[granite lily]

consume

[native ruin]

Wow breaking the law

Breaking the world

Kowase

[hollow jackal]

bals

[granite lily]

balls

[dusty goblet]

True I've committed multiple crimes already!! You love criminal code section 18-

[errant chasm]

@granite lily ra

[granite lily]

ra

[errant chasm]

di

real

[raw panther]

I need gpu accelerated keylogging

[balmy rover]

I just told a guy I use vencord and he insulted me by saying " it's better discord" 😂

[errant chasm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112852200138485850/1211771151018102784/caption.gif

[balmy rover]

Yes, yes I do🗿

[raw panther]

well they're not wrong, it is a better discord, better than betterdiscord

[errant chasm]

Best discord

[balmy rover]

[balmy rover]

Ye

[balmy rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1024751291504791654.gif?size=64

💀

[balmy rover]

This is shiggy btw

In blue form

[harsh minnow]

remember that april fools joke

[granite lily]

vee

[errant chasm]

Yes

(i joined after april)

[harsh minnow]

i wonder what we should do this year for april fools

i have something funny in mind but i feel like it would upset a lot of users who don't realise it's a joke

[errant chasm]

What is it

[harsh minnow]

secret

[balmy rover]

Add a mandatory plugin that users cant set this plugin will make a random fart sound play when users hit shift, the key will automatically change everytime they reopen/restart discord 🗿

[errant chasm]

Do not

[balmy rover]

[errant chasm]

Remove shiggy from everything for april

[lapis lava]

horror

[errant chasm]

horror

[balmy rover]

Mines better

[lapis lava]

add vendor premium

[errant chasm]

vendor gold

vendor gold will include shigmail, shiggy radio, shiggy cloud, social.shiggy

[unreal siren]

Vencord premium+ gold edition

[granite lily]

nvm

fakenitro being silly

time to report issue

[errant chasm]

Rewrite vencord with rust

Real

Get devilbro to do it

[lapis lava]

add devilbro plugins and libraries

and make vencord memory leak

[errant chasm]

make vencord devilcord

[raw panther]

uwuifier forced on

[lapis lava]

no

[granite lily]

rustcord

when

[lapis lava]

i have a reputation to maintain

[granite lily]

i will learn rust for this

[unreal siren]

Lies

[balmy rover]

Rewrite vencord in css (don't know if possible)

[errant chasm]

[unreal siren]

Remake vencord in scratch

[errant chasm]

Horror

[granite lily]

radia what are you doing in russian server

[sly spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931856321148485692/998053397611696219/caption-2-1-1.gif

[errant chasm]

Papich server?

[granite lily]

"Оплот работяг"
what are you doing there

[errant chasm]

Friend invited me

[granite lily]

oh

[errant chasm]

And papich memes funny

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965181691981357056/1138510693704925335/NVIDIA_Share_l5XVU2O2SR.gif

[granite lily]

can confirm

[steel hound]

Ayo, I just had an idea:
Why ain't there a ReviewDB for servers too? And then with a rating with stars. Then people know if it's a good or a bad server.
Additionally, star ratings for users...

[errant chasm]

Aliu reviewdb:

[steel hound]

Huh?

[errant chasm]

Aliucord reviewdb has server reviews

[steel hound]

What's Aliucord? I have heard it, but idk what it is...

[open pasture]

mobile discord client mod

[mystic salmon]

Client mod for an old version of mobile discord

[granite lily]

h

[steel hound]

Yeah, but for desktop/vencord.

[mystic salmon]

Thats desktop it seems

[hardy edge]

that's on vencord

[steel hound]

But Vencord ≠ Aliucord?

[hardy edge]

what

aliucord is a discord client mod for mobile

[steel hound]

Vencord is not Aluicord.

[hardy edge]

it is not

[steel hound]

Yeah, that's what I mean. I would like to have it for Vencord.

[hardy edge]

and i'm telling you

my screenshot is from vencord

[steel hound]

But how?

Me confused...

[unreal siren]

When the embed

[hardy edge]

i don't get your confusion

[steel hound]

When the Server review thing is for aluicord and thats for mobile. How do you get that on vencord and dektop???

[hardy edge]

it's literally just reviewdb

it's the same thing

it exists for users and servers

[steel hound]

Wait what?

... How did I miss that?

There are lots of these people around in reviews...

[granite lily]

my reviews are most stable i think

h chain

[errant chasm]

h

[dusty goblet]

Dead chat lmao

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[balmy rover]

Real

[dusty goblet]

Tessie w Tessie cute

Tessie L

Smh

[cobalt portal]

Tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[balmy rover]

Tessie w

[rough dome]

[errant chasm]

tessie shiggy ‍‍

[cobalt portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063478816510578768/1201656610758590524/image.png?ex=65ef86ed&is=65dd11ed&hm=a5226c3d64a8e38ea331a700c9d8592f8d04029ce722042fde74df91db69e32f&

[rough dome]

you're literally just using knockoff nixos wtf

he has powers (oh no!!!)

cry about it B)

https://x.lewisakura.moe/23/10/4nriibmskn771.png

it's always time to shiggy

:3

[cobalt portal]

:3

[deep token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063478816510578768/1201656610758590524/image.png?ex=65ef86ed&is=65dd11ed&hm=a5226c3d64a8e38ea331a700c9d8592f8d04029ce722042fde74df91db69e32f&

[rough dome]

you're literally just using knockoff nixos wtf

he has powers (oh no!!!)

cry about it B)

https://x.lewisakura.moe/23/10/4nriibmskn771.png

it's always time to shiggy

:3

[deep token]

how

what makes it do the do

[cobalt portal]

idk lmao

found it somewhere

:3

[balmy rover]

I like nixos

[rough dome]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/23/10/4nriibmskn771.png

[balmy rover]

Nixos best

[rough dome]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/23/10/4nriibmskn771.png

[balmy rover]

Supreme

!!!

[cobalt portal]

I didn't know that there could be something more unstable than arch lmao

[balmy rover]

Never used arch

[errant chasm]

they dont use arch btw ‍‍

[harsh minnow]

invisible text

[balmy rover]

O

Lol

[deep token]

ah

i messed around with it in the photo editor but didnt think of using filters lmao

[hollow jackal]

just got my left earring pierced :3

[harsh minnow]

hey rinne when are you becoming serika irl

[hollow jackal]

when i get home i will :3

[hollow jackal]

now

[stark herald]

extend with kittens

[errant chasm]

I love exploding

[harsh minnow]

is it just me or did discord somehow break discord web

it just doesnt load for me

[errant chasm]

dunno

[harsh minnow]

DISCORDDDDD

[errant chasm]

Horror

[harsh minnow]

but yeah i dont understand this, for some reason discord web just does not load at all... but the normal discord client works flawlessly

discord moment

http://discord.com/app

does this load infinitely for you as well

[unreal siren]

loads fine for me

[harsh minnow]

guh

[stark herald]

both work fine for me

[golden swan]

discord i'm so drunk

discordddddddddd 😭

[hollow jackal]

a guy wearing a fucking fez hat just went by and yelled "TEA"

we fucking back to the ottoman era

[stark herald]

only if you're not logged in already

[open pasture]

Tea

[sly spear]

Does anyone have the assets of the new default profile pictures perchance?

[granite lily]

kitty

[dusty goblet]

Eepy

[remote panther]

orb ponderer

https://tenor.com/view/my-apologies-cheese-kitty-cat-sorry-my-bad-gif-1026852287997442026

[waxen stream]

Hi

Hi I have a question, is Vencord safe to use or does it contain any viruses?

[errant chasm]

Virus

Steals all your ram

[warm zenith]

ye svencord very dangerous ...

[remote panther]

steals your balls too

[warm zenith]

i'd say it also injects you with hrt but that's like too expensive

[errant chasm]

Real

[errant chasm]

It mines shiggycoin with your hardware

Then pays for estrogen with it

[remote panther]

foss hrt unfortunately impossible 😔

[errant chasm]

NOOOO

[remote panther]

[waxen stream]

Do you mean it or not?

[errant chasm]

trolleybus

[sharp portal]

Hiii

[waxen stream]

I was looking for information and I found a reddit post that said don't use vencord.

[open pasture]

They're coming, you cannot avoid them.

[misty zephyr]

pspspsps

[warm zenith]

https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord

[turbid moat]

How to add your own soundboard

[unreal siren]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[waxen stream]

?

[warm zenith]

vencord is opensource

[waxen stream]

So I guess the antivirus give false positives about which vencord is a virus.

[unreal siren]

Yup

Just a false positive

[waxen stream]

Okey

[open pasture]

most things with injection scripts get flagged because they can be used for malicious purposes

[balmy rover]

I did

It

I made the switch

To firefox

[daring kelp]

Hello!

[balmy rover]

[golden swan]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - authen

Current:

Paper Hats
This Heat • Deceit

Previous:

Sleep
This Heat • Deceit

24 artist scrobbles · 1 album scrobbles · 0 track scrobbles · 37011 total scrobbles

[golden swan]

yup... thsi heat

[fading lance]

Now playing - Kai

Chasing Stars (feat. James Bay)

Alesso • Chasing Stars (feat. James Bay)

543 total scrobbles

[pine ginkgo]

[dusty goblet]

Do not

[harsh minnow]

oh my fucking god i hate firewall so much

[harsh minnow]

no?

[golden swan]

germany firewall will block vencord dot dev

[dusty goblet]

Mmmm I love being asked by cs students "how do I reinstall windows"

[errant chasm]

Horror

Even i managed to do it

[kindred holly]

wait

[dusty goblet]

He got himself infected with malware

[kindred holly]

when i use voice message plugin it gets bigger the voicemessage

and some cant hear

im web

[dusty goblet]

People should learn to take care of their pcs

[dusty goblet]

Vns girl

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[dusty goblet]

Wait that wasn't my intention_

I should sleep

[zinc spire]

no wayy girls in the support channel

[dusty goblet]

Do not there's brain rot

[errant chasm]

vns kitty

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[golden swan]

going to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 turns you into a girl

[dusty goblet]

There's also girls here

[open pasture]

hehe

[dusty goblet]

I'm here :3 Annie's here :3

[balmy rover]

Shiggy

[zinc spire]

yesyesyes

[open pasture]

ur gaydar is stronk

[dusty goblet]

Everyone here is gay

[zinc spire]

yesyesyes

[balmy rover]

[balmy rover]

[vagrant skiff]

[balmy rover]

@zinc spire i saw that happy cat with blanket react

[zinc spire]

[vagrant skiff]

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-yippee-creature-yippee-meme-yippee-gif-gif-1489386840712152603

[balmy rover]

BOMBBBB

More of a nuke

But ye

[dense phoenix]

wish that were true

[keen junco]

It's true

You're woman now

[balmy rover]

Anyone else having issues connect to app store servers?

[open pasture]

hi guys

:3

[balmy rover]

Hi

[dull anvil]

Hai

[dusty goblet]

Ur a girl tho

[dense phoenix]

what r u doing rn

[open pasture]

terrible things

wh y ,

[stark herald]

haii all the people :3

[errant chasm]

hii fres

:3

[dusty goblet]

Hiiiii :3

[golden swan]

im atuhen

h i fre s.

:3

money

[dusty goblet]

I'm walking to the stadium rn

I habe a cofee in my habd

Skill issue

I'm gonns move my bike to a safer spot

It's so quiet for a football match being in 4h

[stoic vault]

smh not using linux

[dusty goblet]

Least obvious Annie alt /j

[stoic vault]

I'm not actually annie tho, we just match pfps xD

[dusty goblet]

Ikik that's why /j :3

[stoic vault]

dual boot eh?

[zinc spire]

[stoic vault]

ohh, girl I'm so blind sowwy x)

[dusty goblet]

Dwww

89% from now until like 1am

[stoic vault]

ohh

i see

[daring kelp]

Hello!

[stoic vault]

i tried dualbooting windows, accidentally reformated my windows install drive and broke it

[native night]

kvm is failing me rn

i compiled my kernel without kvm modules this time 😭

[golden swan]

im authen

[native night]

F

[stoic vault]

why was i blue for a sec

google's got ya

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[stoic vault]

mrew

[zinc spire]

CAT

[dusty goblet]

Walking to stadium Fr this time

[stoic vault]

[errant chasm]

Horror

[stoic vault]

yeah, it literally wasn't even able to install windows again either xD

[errant chasm]

I should buy like 128gb usb drive and put 20 different isos on it

me when me when

iGPU?

[dusty goblet]

Rate moment of me being happy to be amab and living as a guy irl

[errant chasm]

[native night]

why is this kodetode guy everywhere i am 😭

minecraft modding, robloxdev, discord

wtf

no IM the professional PR opener

[dusty goblet]

My legs hurt I have to stand so Many more hours today

[stark herald]

she's in your walls

[dusty goblet]

@stark herald meoowww :3

Time to spend 5 bucks on a coffee

Yes I literally just had coffee but I'm bored

[uncut escarp]

gay

[lunar ermine]

[lunar ermine]

anyways check out this cool song i made

[granite lily]

hi regulars

[lunar ermine]

false this is sc-off-topic

[keen junco]

Bread

Stop winking

[open pasture]

holy shit they commercialised minky

[harsh minnow]

omgosh cute rats :3 https://open.spotify.com/album/7IyAxnMw0myxF17jgNdLKQ

[deep token]

big rat monster

[keen junco]

https://bigrat.monster/

[deep token]

yop

[open pasture]

https://appleinsider.com/articles/24/02/29/android-users-switching-to-iphone-prefer-value-over-latest-tech

ive been thinking about buying one (shocking), just something not so latest like an x or 11

but i'm not sure if i can get things like youtube vanced and certain apps i'm pretty sure i can only get on an android

if they perform well i don't mind

i don't really use my phone all that much

[fallow drum]

this is me 🥰

[keen junco]

Ntts uploaded

[open pasture]

i'm not a big fan of my current pixel so i'm either gonna go back to samsung or try apple

[harsh minnow]

really? why don't you like it?

[keen junco]

No

[brittle dagger]

what pixel?

[open pasture]

main silly reason is because i can't use animated lock screens, like using a video

[keen junco]

[open pasture]

i loved that feature on my samsung

[harsh minnow]

vencord immediately got this when discord pushed some scuffed update for a while

[open pasture]

7

[harsh minnow]

[open pasture]

yeah its kinda stupid but i liked it

[unreal siren]

What did he do this time

[keen junco]

Upload video

[open pasture]

it also does some silly things sometimes where the navigation buttons stop working, but that might be an issue with android

[harsh minnow]

that's a really weird reason to dislike an os but ig different people different priorities

[brittle dagger]

not bad I use a 6a and probably gonna go to the 8 pro honestly just for better performance there is probably a modification you can do to do video lock screens btw its just a custom image if I'm not mistaken

[open pasture]

i can't think off the top of my head the other reasons i'm not a big fan of it

[sharp portal]

hiii

good morning vee

[harsh minnow]

buttons? do you use the navigation button bar?

[brittle dagger]

like the actual nav buttons or gestures because gestures work perfectly fine for me atleast tho the 7 is known to have some issuses with that

[harsh minnow]

[open pasture]

yeah, i don't use gestures

[harsh minnow]

O.O

why not

gestures are awesome..

[brittle dagger]

im hurt gestures are the best

[open pasture]

can't get used to them lol

[brittle dagger]

swipe up swipe down swipe left swipe right

thats all

basically

[open pasture]

whenever i try to help a customer on their iphone at work i literally do not know how to control it

uh

sorry

[brittle dagger]

oop

[harsh minnow]

i used to be the same but now i love gestures so much

[brittle dagger]

I haven't touched an iphone since the 6s

so idk their gestures

[open pasture]

i'll probably try them out and see how it goes, i'm just too used to navbar controls

[brittle dagger]

(me and my 4s vibing)

[open pasture]

my last iphone was a 6s i think too

[harsh minnow]

gestures are so fire..

[fallow drum]

so true

[brittle dagger]

agreed

[open pasture]

iphone 6s > galaxy s9 (i want to refurbish it cus its a nice phone) > galaxy a52 > pixel 7

[sand citrus]

notphone better

[brittle dagger]

Nothing phone

[open pasture]

who uses military time

[open pasture]

anyone not in the us

24hr

smt like 16:00

[harsh minnow]

most people do and what the fuck is a "military time"

it's 24h time

americans are so cute they can only think in burgers, guns, military, feet and cups and other nonsense

[open pasture]

the 12 hr format

[harsh minnow]

lesser minded people

[native ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/raid-boss-jinx-cat-cat-jinx-poorly-made-gif-24125719

[open pasture]

analog (they have a clock strapped to their phone)

[open pasture]

i just call it that

[harsh minnow]

do you guys know how to read an anolog clock

[open pasture]

my watch is analog

[open pasture]

makes life complicated

havent bought into smartwatch hype (yet)

[brittle dagger]

Me and my chrome:

[harsh minnow]

i think 2010 kids might not know

[brittle dagger]

both sides are back 😔

[native ruin]

the circle clock right? yeah, i just need some time

but honestly it depends

[harsh minnow]

i haven't used analog for many years but i still know how to read it

[native ruin]

i have a wristwatch but that one doesnt have all the number so i need to think first

[brittle dagger]

me and my pixel 6a w/o discord installed

[open pasture]

its so easy its like second nature, unless you need to know the specifics down to the exact minute

unless its marked on the clock

[harsh minnow]

yeah but tbh digital is still way better especially if you need exact timing for example to catch public transport

like i need exact minutes and seconds

[open pasture]

for practical use digital is better, if you just need to quickly find the approximate time analog is fine

[sand citrus]

digital can have that too no?

[open pasture]

thats what they said

[open pasture]

oh yeah in relation to the lock screen i'm not a fan of the nonexistent customisability

you can only change how the clock looks really

i usually just have a clock

dont need much on my lock screen

[brittle dagger]

My gestures when they work:

love the fact a youtuber showed up on the left

lmao

if my memory works it was a motorcycle persons wife (not sure anymore)

[open pasture]

seemingly my work is getting a 8.4% pay rise

[brittle dagger]

nice

[open pasture]

+90p an hour lol

doesnt seem like much but it'll fund the random snacks i usually buy on shift

though i'm looking to leave and get an apprenticeship with SSE

[sand citrus]

I forgot gestures are a thing

[open pasture]

this would be so based

i'm currently making like 10k a year

[harsh minnow]

no youu are so pretty

[harsh minnow]

wtf

where are u from

[open pasture]

scotland

[harsh minnow]

UK?

isn't that incredibly low income...

can you even get by with that

[open pasture]

its fine for now, i still live at home

i dont really have any bills

[harsh minnow]

i see

[hollow jackal]

i took my phone to repair today to get the glass replaced

all was well until i realised the upper portion of the screen doesnt work AT ALL

[harsh minnow]

i also still live with my mum but i pay her 500€ a month for rent and food and stuff

[quiet ether]

It's tax free iirc at that point

[harsh minnow]

horror

[open pasture]

yeah

[jaunty trellis]

[hollow jackal]

and i have to go on a bus to the main town (20km)

i live in a village

[open pasture]

until you make 12k/year i think is when you start getting taxed

[harsh minnow]

like the guy who repaired it messed it up?

[hollow jackal]

yep

[harsh minnow]

did you not test it right away after he returned it

[quiet ether]

12570

Iirc

[digital kettle]

am i doing numbers,,

[harsh minnow]

now he might say like uhhh you broke it again smh pay me again

[hollow jackal]

my grandpa retrieved it from the shop, i wasnt there so

[harsh minnow]

🫨

[quiet ether]

I make like 5k a year technically but that's because I work 6hrs a week only, since I'm a full time student

[hollow jackal]

i dont think theyre that big of assholes

[jaunty trellis]

[hollow jackal]

just careless enough to give you a dysfunctional "repaired" phone

[jaunty trellis]

idk what to draw and too brain dead atm to code anything

[dusty goblet]

Yuri

[elder geyser]

hi

[jaunty trellis]

haiiii

[unborn magnet]

Heyo

[dusty goblet]

Hi

[dusty goblet]

Hai Board :3

[stone owl]

🇦🇹

[misty parrot]

@deep token we're so barack
(https://9to5mac.com/2024/03/01/apple-home-screen-web-apps-ios-17-eu/)

[hollow jackal]

thaught

[stone owl]

[dusty goblet]

Me when security is getting ready

[elder geyser]

the love of my life and my greatest friend(person who had an unoffical seat next to me for like 2 weeks) has died on voyage(chose a different unnoffical seat)

[dusty goblet]

Rip

I never had anyone sit next to me in school because everyone hated me :3

[balmy rover]

Relatable

[tired sundial]

97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

[balmy rover]

Crazy that when I wright "rela" the word "relationship" poolps up 💀💀

[balmy rover]

No way, in the syrup form?

Like put syrup

With water

[keen junco]

Big https://vxtwitter.com/PaletteSwapMag/status/1763579954220925128

[balmy rover]

Then stur

[hollow jackal]

1-year-old NYC diner still serves their COkC the new fashioned wa

[tired sundial]

97-year-old client mod still serves injects code the old fashioned way

[keen junco]

I will ban you

[hollow jackal]

studio ghibli food looks AWFUL

[hollow jackal]

not if i ban you first

vbam @keen junco

[neon ferry]

Done!

[keen junco]

nuh uh

[dusty goblet]

Vbam @dusty goblet

[neon ferry]

Done!

[keen junco]

I'm unbannable

Which character is that again, seems familiar

[unreal siren]

Mika

[jaunty trellis]

idk how many people you just angered but you definitely made some enemies with that

[sly spear]

Revolutionary new plugin

[keen junco]

Studio Ghibli is honestly kinda mid

[jaunty trellis]

[sly spear]

Falsest statement ever

[errant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-frieren's-funeral-frieren-at-the-funeral-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-gif-14321694336963260870

[keen junco]

It is in comparison to Frieren

[hollow jackal]

minky is now seriker

[errant chasm]

minker us now seriker

[deep token]

W

[jaunty trellis]

[keen junco]

What I do now

[errant chasm]

Same

Finished episode

Now bored

[keen junco]

Oh no I haven't yet

No streams available

[errant chasm]

[dusty goblet]

Watch something actually good then

[errant chasm]

Horror

[hollow jackal]

read mousou kagaku adventure ChäoS;Child developed by MAGES.

[errant chasm]

Frieren is good

[dusty goblet]

(I'm trolling btw I haven't watched frieren I don't have an opinion on it)

[dusty goblet]

Nuh uh

[errant chasm]

[dusty goblet]

As I said I haven't seen it

It might be great it might be horrible

Probably never gonna watch

[hollow jackal]

its popular so its bad

[keen junco]

Can't

[jaunty trellis]

what app is that btw

[keen junco]

Stremio

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

Watch football idk

[keen junco]

No

[open pasture]

new membercount update is BALLER af!!

[keen junco]

Nvm Frieren episode is loading

[errant shard]

https://tenor.com/view/shuhua-g-idle-soojin-soyeon-minnie-gif-20351611

[granite lily]

meow

my neurons arent activation in portal revolution

help

[stone owl]

[lunar ermine]

official full album video
tiny bit of whitespace between songs
transitions are ruined
agony

[stone owl]

There’s white space in half of the songs I listen to 💀

[final raven]

real

dont forget expieriments hub

[sly spear]

Cutting edge technology

[granite lily]

MY BRAIN IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

I CANT THINK

RAGE QUIT

[final raven]

make it say a random phrase

[sly spear]

Legit just the loading quotes plugin except it randomises edits

Amazing

[final raven]

oh it already does

xd

[sly spear]

You can just set the message in settings lmao

[dapper mural]

does the ps portal have homebrew yet

[sly spear]

Wtf is the ps portal

[sly spear]

[dapper mural]

playstation portal

the remote play thing

[final raven]

crazzyyy

[dusty goblet]

Miau

Me when I still have to wait 2.5h

[digital kettle]

goes hard

[open pasture]

i fucking HATE poketube

WHOEVER made that shit should DIE

NOW

luckily they arent here to hear me...

[digital kettle]

why would i?

die

renfngu

i mean if uwatn sure ig

[open pasture]

no im fucking with you im just bored on the internet

[digital kettle]

so funne

[open pasture]

godot is giving me brain aids

[open pasture]

The Wii U gamepad for the PS5

[cosmic otter]

i see you're a big gradient fan

[sand citrus]

fatasss cat

[dusty goblet]

Hi not

[open pasture]

Suscribe............

[sand citrus]

hi hi

[dusty goblet]

Hru

[sand citrus]

i feel like im still aslepe

wbu

[raw panther]

really cool but potentially abused cat with tail cut off

[dusty goblet]

Eeeeeh alright currently but also in pain from standing a lot lmao

[raw panther]

oh btw, that job interview I was in today, well later today I got a call that I got the job and starting 11th

[sand citrus]

very kewl gj

glad 2hear

[dusty goblet]

Lol fire

Very cool

[raw panther]

fiure

[dusty goblet]

You better take a vacation day in may

[sand citrus]

a prompt

[dusty goblet]

(joking btw don't take time off for me)

[stark herald]

haii all :3

[sand citrus]

hi fres

[stark herald]

so fast

they LOVED you

[dusty goblet]

Hai fres hru

[raw panther]

well I am way overqualified for the job lol

[stark herald]

haii elvyra and @sand citrus

[unborn magnet]

Hi again

[dusty goblet]

Hai Board

[dusty goblet]

[raw panther]

pays well tho so whatever

[unborn magnet]

Hi elvyra

Nice new name :3

[dusty goblet]

I take that first part back

[stark herald]

@raw panther frontend or backend

[raw panther]

unskilled manual labor can be alright, not like I excercise on my free time

[dusty goblet]

Whaaaaaa tyyyyyyy

[raw panther]

breaking my back-end?

[stark herald]

huh?

[raw panther]

I will be bending glass

[stark herald]

oh

oh ok

[dusty goblet]

I did that last week bs picking up 27kg from my back

[dusty goblet]

Holy shit that's cool

[sand citrus]

lmao

[dusty goblet]

Do you have like those fancy ovens and shit too

Or how does it work

[raw panther]

yeah

[dusty goblet]

Fire

You should give me a tour /j

[raw panther]

gonna be like 40C in there in the summer apparently so that's gonna be fun

[dusty goblet]

[raw panther]

dog walking time bbl

[dusty goblet]

Hf

Bbl?

[elder geyser]

bbl??

[rapid viper]

they made the scroll bar weird

on web

[granite lily]

im sad

[dusty goblet]

Nvhhr said that lol

Ty

[hollow jackal]

i remember that one time police sprayed lgbt protesters in turkey with water

...and ended up creating a rainbow

[elder geyser]

u just did

[desert goblet]

how to stop angry scottish man screaming in your head

[fallow pawn]

[elder geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/alexs-mobs-alexs-mods-alex-mob-gif-26160141

[desert goblet]

let me do that for you

you better pray its not anything bad

https://tenor.com/view/alexs-mobs-alexs-mods-alex-mob-gif-26160141

young man kill yourse-

[hollow jackal]

demoman tf2

[desert goblet]

im not even joking

that is whos screaming

how do i stop him

[stark herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1205288679485083679/whisper.gif

[elder geyser]

:3

[dusty goblet]

Whae

!catloot @desert goblet

[desert goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-22-cat-22-gif-1269004317513322794

[dusty goblet]

I feel so lonely

[lime talon]

morning

[dusty goblet]

Gm

[stark herald]

mronign puro

[granite lily]

meow

!catloot @desert goblet

c++26

qhar

[sand citrus]

yeah

idk why its called 26

kinda silly

last time i checked it wasnt even on wikipedia

still no mention of it i thin

just 23

[desert goblet]

GUYS I FUCKING DID IT

I MADE CHICKEN SANDWICH WEBSITE HAVE RANDOM MUSIC

[lime talon]

i logged into an old alt and it gave me 429 too many requests

back on mobile for now

[sand citrus]

I m eating apple🍐

[lime talon]

i think I'm in too many servers

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[lime talon]

by "rate limited" i mean I'm getting 429s loading messages

[stone owl]

Now I want a chicken sandwich

[sand citrus]

make

[desert goblet]

https://madelinemaid.neocities.org/chickensandwich

theres your chicken sandwich

[stone owl]

[sand citrus]

posino

Pooison

Poison

poison

[desert goblet]

yes it was in there

but i removed it because i dont feel like getting an email with 100+ lines of just "fuck" from vivziepop

[stone owl]

I would still eat the sandwich

[sand citrus]

Who

[desert goblet]

hazbin hotel

[sand citrus]

Put the poison back in please

[desert goblet]

pours poison down your throat

[sand citrus]

Poison the sandwich

Thanks

[desert goblet]

np

pours poison down my throat

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/bgp4j.gif

[errant chasm]

@paper gate you will eep