🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[cerulean lance]

wait actually lemme try with my vps

[glossy swallow]

did you leak IP

[cerulean lance]

nop

i blocked vencord from my dns

[cerulean lance]

> DELETE / HTTP/2
im guessing this is whats you're looking for

[echo@nea ~]$ curl -v -X DELETE https://vencord.dev
*   Trying [2606:4700:3034::6815:385b]:443...
* Connected to vencord.dev (2606:4700:3034::6815:385b) port 443 (#0)
* ALPN: offers h2,http/1.1
* TLSv1.3 (OUT), TLS handshake, Client hello (1):
*  CAfile: /etc/pki/tls/certs/ca-bundle.crt
*  CApath: none
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Server hello (2):
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Encrypted Extensions (8):
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Certificate (11):
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, CERT verify (15):
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Finished (20):
* TLSv1.3 (OUT), TLS change cipher, Change cipher spec (1):
* TLSv1.3 (OUT), TLS handshake, Finished (20):
* SSL connection using TLSv1.3 / TLS_AES_256_GCM_SHA384
* ALPN: server accepted h2
* Server certificate:
*  subject: CN=vencord.dev
*  start date: Feb 14 21:25:46 2024 GMT
*  expire date: May 14 21:25:45 2024 GMT
*  subjectAltName: host "vencord.dev" matched cert's "vencord.dev"
*  issuer: C=US; O=Google Trust Services LLC; CN=GTS CA 1P5
*  SSL certificate verify ok.
* using HTTP/2
* h2h3 [:method: DELETE]
* h2h3 [:path: /]
* h2h3 [:scheme: https]
* h2h3 [:authority: vencord.dev]
* h2h3 [user-agent: curl/8.0.1]
* h2h3 [accept: */*]
* Using Stream ID: 1 (easy handle 0x5593ed869900)
> DELETE / HTTP/2
> Host: vencord.dev
> user-agent: curl/8.0.1
> accept: */*
>
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Newsession Ticket (4):
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Newsession Ticket (4):
* old SSL session ID is stale, removing
< HTTP/2 405
< date: Thu, 29 Feb 2024 14:05:57 GMT
< content-length: 0
< access-control-allow-origin: *
< referrer-policy: strict-origin-when-cross-origin
< report-to: {"endpoints":[{"url":"https:\/\/a.nel.cloudflare.com\/report\/v3?s=Ee3zZWnUgohQ%2BQg66bSRSd%2BlOGxsR4qjX6SkSTXczxepKnNFop5gcOV7y%2B9GZS81Hl4x8wuJwiB8cu3w0UrURSMrI5I9xu2wP0f%2FNda0GPFyeK6T6SsEjimD64SzONbinUWJIYY5Z%2F5%2F6A%3D%3D"}],"group":"cf-nel","max_age":604800}
< nel: {"success_fraction":0,"report_to":"cf-nel","max_age":604800}
< vary: Accept-Encoding
< cf-cache-status: DYNAMIC
< server: cloudflare
< cf-ray: 85d177122e450b07-AMS
< alt-svc: h3=":443"; ma=86400
<
* Connection #0 to host vencord.dev left intact```

[glossy swallow]

I got it the wrong way around

[next warren]

stop deleting stuff go do some real work

[glossy swallow]

so it would be DELETE / HTTP/1.1 or HTTP/2 (idek what that is)

i think i made a webserver a while ago from outdated tutorials

[cerulean lance]

.

[glossy swallow]

i remember writing a webapplication and not using any framework

it was dreadful, i was handling the low-level socket stuff directly

[cerulean lance]

delete?

its just some old method

[glossy swallow]

HTTP/2

the tutorials i saw used HTTP/1.1 everywhere

[urban elk]

bwaaa

[cerulean lance]

according to shiggy.fun cloudflare data around 60% of people use 3.0, 39% 2.0, and 1% are using 1.1

lemme double check

[dusty goblet]

[granite lily]

iysuhdijokspdlfds

hi

[dusty goblet]

i should study for physics but i lack the energy to do anyting

[raw panther]

bwaa

[dusty goblet]

ffs

[granite lily]

hi nvhhr

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

sup

[dusty goblet]

mayber i should drop out of uni-

hai pingu

[granite lily]

hi elvyra

[jaunty trellis]

haiii

[granite lily]

hi pingu

[dusty goblet]

hai

[jaunty trellis]

I'm gonna do a stupid

[granite lily]

what stupid

[jaunty trellis]

I'm gonna spend money on stupid shit

[granite lily]

stop feeding discord

pls

[jaunty trellis]

not dc smh

[dusty goblet]

do not the stupid

what do you even wanna spend on

[urban elk]

patpatpat

[dusty goblet]

whaaaa

[granite lily]

should i consume the cat

[dusty goblet]

why does this seem so tempting lmao

[dull anvil]

Do not

[granite lily]

MONEY

[dusty goblet]

do you want /j

[granite lily]

yes /j

[stark herald]

@dusty goblet haiiiiii

[dusty goblet]

hai fres :3

[keen junco]

https://meow.camera/viewer/

@paper gate minker cam

[fallow pawn]

[cosmic otter]

update 2 hours later: they still aren't here

[night cape]

wig

[cosmic otter]

I've been standing outside for 2 hours

[night cape]

i mean hey

as long as you get paid

[balmy rover]

Dedication

[cosmic otter]

im getting paid

[median owl]

hes still not there?

call him idk

[cosmic otter]

she

[median owl]

her

[cosmic otter]

and someone is here to cover but they don't have a key

so a bit more waiting

[median owl]

gg

[sand citrus]

awesome

[balmy rover]

🗣️

[dusty goblet]

literally me

[jaunty trellis]

patchune miku

[median owl]

miku omg

[night cape]

miku switch

[granite lily]

mik

[night cape]

i cant believe it

[sand citrus]

Michale

Michael

[granite lily]

fn main() {
    let text = String::from("fuck rust");

    let fuck = &text[0..4];
    let rust = &text[5..9];

    println!("{} {}", fuck, rust);
}

[granite lily]

fnaf2 ambient sound

[night cape]

what is up today british cigarettes

yoooo do we have a second mascot now?

thats so cool

[soft wadi]

we've always had vennie!

@dusty goblet is uni scary

[night cape]

wdym always

[dusty goblet]

only the exams

[night cape]

nop

[paper gate]

hi

[wooden wolf]

original acquired https://vxtwitter.com/MakoTr_315/status/1758833952343859244

[soft wadi]

shes been around for a month

[storm cedar]

Hey hey

[sand citrus]

the always in question

[sand citrus]

hi

[night cape]

"always"

[soft wadi]

:p always is a month

shes omnipresent

[paper gate]

hi sho

[open pasture]

hi zeet

[blazing shoal]

you mean moose blind

[storm cedar]

Can't find the image again but your rendition of ↓ is really good @soft wadi

[soft wadi]

why of course thank you

[open pasture]

a

[soft wadi]

vennie is love

loove love vennie

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1192854668427137044/IMG_2533.png?ex=65eb30fb&is=65d8bbfb&hm=ac41f8c7d4952d79b28be11b5c87f757a2afe34ac304e23bf05b242000a80934&

[paper gate]

hi

[paper gate]

tiny

[soft wadi]

dats better

[storm cedar]

This server somehow has more memorable mascots than Discord itself

[open pasture]

theres shiggy, uhh

some others

[storm cedar]

Vennie

[open pasture]

that

yeah

ven

[night cape]

that "thing"

[night cape]

mb wrong reply :3

[bold wren]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-cokie-gif-3387290697968250521

[granite lily]

rust is 10 stages of grief

[storm cedar]

Wumpos is really epic and awesome

[sly spear]

Discord stickers hurt my soul

[stone owl]

⁉️

[sand citrus]

‼️

[stone owl]

🗿⁉️

[soft wadi]

vennie

[sand citrus]

shiggy

[keen junco]

Miku

[sand citrus]

Hat sunny michael

[storm cedar]

This server as soon as someone says the tap water is spiked with estrogen

[shadow tendon]

🐟

[keen junco]

Not me

[sand citrus]

Not me

[granite lily]

mknjbhvgcfxdrfcgthjhkjl

rust is miner

[wooden wolf]

repost sorry

[sly spear]

Dude i have no idea how but my theme hasn't broken at all yet

[mossy egret]

real

[storm cedar]

No true Scotsman phallus e

[sly spear]

It's been like 4 months 💀

[keen junco]

I'm sending him on you

[granite lily]

i want to explode

[keen junco]

🤨@granite lily

[granite lily]

explode me

plese

every day of talking in vencord makes me worse

[storm cedar]

eat sodium metal

[open pasture]

Thanks

[sand citrus]

@granite lily

[granite lily]

@granite lily

how to explode

please

[sand citrus]

@granite lily

[granite lily]

@granite lily

[storm cedar]

Eate methen gas

[granite lily]

it didnt work

i dont have money

[storm cedar]

least intrusive Nitro ad

[night cape]

inshallah

[sand citrus]

I'll leak your memory

yes

[wooden wolf]

fun fact

[storm cedar]

I'll RAM overflow u kiddo

[storm cedar]

I knew, where the Raytheon programming socks at tho

[sly spear]

Homosocksual

[storm cedar]

Real

[wooden wolf]

where the BAE systems socks tho

[bold wren]

where the drugs at

[sand citrus]

the vencord function

[storm cedar]

Pharmacy or me hypothetically

[sand citrus]

bohemia

[storm cedar]

That's stereotypical, just say either Netherland or Belgium, we have the most yay imported globally

[sand citrus]

Isn't that... Fornftir.... Wowah

[native ruin]

canary broke again

no more dms

[sand citrus]

yep

Indeed it did

also themes overall in stable too

[native ruin]

or wait i am stupid

just disable pindm :3

[storm cedar]

Err I mean bananas, don't check tho they spoil fast so I need to go deliver them

[sand citrus]

[paper gate]

@burnt maple hiii

[sand citrus]

Hey vendoe

Censor

Cat threatens me

[storm cedar]

I started as dust so that's just going back to basics

[sand citrus]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[molten cove]

Shh

[sly spear]

Skill issue

Use standard discord

[sand citrus]

I can stomp this cat

[storm cedar]

Driscords updated boke

[native ruin]

your birth was a skill issue

[sly spear]

Skill issue

[native ruin]

damn

[sand citrus]

Messed up.

[storm cedar]

but gamers respawn, how do you explain that

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535209858245328897/1212793469773291520/Screenshot_20240229_014407_Instagram.jpg?ex=65f320ef&is=65e0abef&hm=c79acd0a25189b5dcebd3f585c0eab3726aae6ae9dee499de0260e6991f2c65f&

[sly spear]

Why the fuck does that cat look EXACTLY like snoop

[paper gate]

zaza

[storm cedar]

Snoop cat

Smoked so much he lost that dog in m'

zaza switcheroo

[sand citrus]

catnip is an opioid

[restive zephyr]

i smoke so much

[sand citrus]

ur so cool

[restive zephyr]

ok

[open pasture]

@wide leaf thought on shelters

[sly spear]

Meow

[storm cedar]

https://www.planespotters.net/photo/1550215/f-gxln-airbus-transport-international-airbus-a330-743l-beluga-xl

what the hecc is that cockpit

[keen junco]

To be fair stuff like that is usually related to visual centering of elements

[errant chasm]

@paper gate bwa

[pine vessel]

meow :3

[keen junco]

So it's not actually centered but it's more pleasing to look at if offset a little like that

[tame thorn]

@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate has https://syndishanx.github.io/Website/Update_Classes.html updated yet

why the husk

[viral cape]

the husk

[jaunty trellis]

[pine vessel]

how is every1 doing?

[jaunty trellis]

kinda just existing

I was supposed to do something but idk what

[viral cape]

blehhhh haven't slept ~16 hours

cant sleep for another 5-6 hours

[night cape]

@warped moat can i get regular for soundboard thanks sex

[pine vessel]

nuh uh

[viral cape]

do not sex the soundboard

[night cape]

1. didnt ask
2. ok?

[stone owl]

[sand citrus]

1. didnt ask
2. ok?

[pine vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/yipee-meme-gif-25350387

[viral cape]

nop

[fair zodiac]

you are time traveler

[viral cape]

yeah

[sand citrus]

^

[slender niche]

Hi

[open pasture]

do you live in an asian country or something?

[viral cape]

nz

[sand citrus]

that countyry does not exist actually

[fair zodiac]

also what ui is that

[open pasture]

cool

[viral cape]

kde plasma

[slender niche]

jerry

[sand citrus]

jerry

[fair zodiac]

5.27 or 6.0?

[viral cape]

5.27

[slender niche]

and tom

[night cape]

thanks girlie

[viral cape]

pls explod my ears

[stone owl]

⁉️

[night cape]

ok

[glossy swallow]

why did a moderator listen to a message ending with "thanks sex"

[night cape]

its my friend nickname for them :3

[viral cape]

[viral cape]

i arguably have worse nicknames set for my friends

[sand citrus]

1. didnt ask
2. ok?

[night cape]

hard

[viral cape]

why do you have egirl soundboard

[orchid rose]

hey i was just wondering if you got those photos printed?

[night cape]

bogos binted? 👽

[orchid rose]

what?

[paper gate]

bwa

[paper gate]

eepy

[dusty goblet]

eeüy

eepy

[cerulean lance]

eeuy

[sharp portal]

Hello pls

Ppls

[desert goblet]

soon.

[sharp portal]

Good morning

[sand citrus]

Holy shit!

[zinc spire]

ęępy

MenheraSnooze

[elder geyser]

ARGGGGGGGGGHHH

[vapid yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956006108164673538/1212811316595794010/d01c3fb6088eb8c7b220f040a380f5fc.jpg?ex=65f3318e&is=65e0bc8e&hm=10c70ee878a1c7089dcc5057265359bbd700d21f276257d1ad63772001c45981&

[elder geyser]

I HATE SERVERLESS I HATE SERVERLESS

[spice furnace]

Because it was a standard like 25 years ago lol

Maybe they're big Vivid Bad Squad Visual Basic Script fans.

[next warren]

ha

ppy birthday

[spice furnace]

lol I'm learning C++ rn

[next warren]

to anyone

[frozen temple]

uwu

[desert goblet]

i have so much talent and waste it so much

[spice furnace]

ppy birthdoy?

[sharp portal]

Good morning

[next warren]

its fine for starting with

anything is fine to start with as long as it has static types

why

[frozen temple]

2+2+4=

[next warren]

4

i did

[sand citrus]

its good

[desert goblet]

2+2+4=Hello World!

[native ruin]

we teach microsoft office at our school :3

very useful in the computer technology scene :3

[next warren]

education system degraded so fast here that we are learning the same stuff we've learnt in middle school in college now

[spice furnace]

lol that's when I STARTED college.

lmao

[next warren]

we have visuial studio 2010s here

[cobalt portal]

c--

[next warren]

and far manager

[jaunty trellis]

wtf

[spice furnace]

meanwhile QCC actually has 2022 Visual Studio and VSCode.

[next warren]

thats america

?

im pretty sure you have to like pay to get a degree

there

[sand citrus]

shouldnt be that bad

i think valve still uses it lmao

for some games

[spice furnace]

I mean yeah but still it's kinda ridiculouse

[native ruin]

vbs my beloved

[sand citrus]

im sorry to hear that u have to deal with visual basic

[next warren]

just talk to your teach

idk

[sand citrus]

2013 prob isnt THAT much different compared to latest

i used it somewhat recently but didnt rly write code in it

but its pretty much the same

intellisense is different i guess

idk

didnt use it

p sure it is tho

[next warren]

use online compiler

idk

[sand citrus]

thats prob worse

[next warren]

no lol

at least it doesnt start up for 6 mins straight

[sand citrus]

2013 prob starts faster than latest

[spice furnace]

[next warren]

on normal pcs yes

[tame thorn]

@paper gate why did i accidentally learn basic react

[sand citrus]

how do u accidentally learn something like that

[next warren]

@zeet [role=stupid aria-live=off] why did i accidentally learn basic

[open pasture]

who is no ki and what is their user id

[next warren]

why??

[sand citrus]

show

[misty zephyr]

I'm on the floor with my cat

[sand citrus]

oh yea

[misty zephyr]

he's loafing

[sand citrus]

Awesome

[open pasture]

i wanna see what artists we share interest in on last.fm #🎶-fm message

[next warren]

awesome

[sand citrus]

when i make a visual studio c++ project i just choose the wizard then empty project

[next warren]

they should let people change others' pfps

locally

[sand citrus]

kid named css

[elder geyser]

meow

[next warren]

that's too much brain activity

everyt ime you do it

[sand citrus]

ctrl c ctrl v

[next warren]

maybe true

[sharp portal]

Hi

[sand citrus]

hi hey hi

[deep token]

@elder geyser meow

[ripe willow]

idk why I'm scrolled up so high
But you could do what I do on my website to force user interaction to make autoplay work

have a popup that they have to click

[desert goblet]

mehh too lazyyyy

would rather not force the user

[desert goblet]

(says while working on a slide switch to toggle music)

[ripe willow]

Nah, fuck the end user

they're not important

hmmm

My coworker switched to PHP 8 last night

and I think whatever happened during that

[ripe willow]

borked some things

[desert goblet]

i just need to replace it

with the other one

[ripe willow]

Is that a Wendy's chicken sandwich?

[desert goblet]

wrong

dairy queen chicken sandwich

[ripe willow]

Oh hmm

[desert goblet]

dairy queen was the only site that had a transparent chicken sandwich picture

[ripe willow]

I'm more a fan of their flamethrower burger

BUT

I get the beef patty replaced

with a chicken one

lol

[desert goblet]

neat

[ripe willow]

Chicken > Beef

[bold wren]

fish >

[open pasture]

i wouldn't know what to search for, but does anyone know a firefox extension to show unclickbaited youtube video titles
like where its community-sourced so that the title actually matches the video
"i lied" would turn into "i lied about xyz and bla bla" so that you can more clearly see what the video is about before clicking

[ripe willow]

Why you making

meat spin

[desert goblet]

iM MAKING

[ripe willow]

but for chicken sandwich

[sharp portal]

Hiii

[desert goblet]

CHICKEN SPIN

[desert goblet]

dearrow

[elder geyser]

im gay

[raw panther]

:3

[ripe willow]

I wanna join the work call

but my boss is scary

:(

[open pasture]

🥲

damn fr

[ripe willow]

mood.

[sand citrus]

I'm straight

[gusty spire]

Guys do you have the discord nitro app icons PNG?

[ripe willow]

2/4 people in there
are cool as fuck people to be around

and the third, I just don't know him
First message he sent me screamed "I'm a fed"
But he also is just older than me

[paper gate]

@bold wren hi

[ripe willow]

But bossman is cool and scary

:(

[gusty spire]

I need to change it on my phone without nitro but can't find the icon png

[stone owl]

I think he’s a fed

[ripe willow]

First message he sent me

"Hi [x]! My name is [xxx]! I have 8 kids in 6 years. I like this, i like that, and I did X for work for X amount of time. What about you?"

Fed.

[stone owl]

Very interesting

[bold wren]

@paper gate hii

[raw panther]

lol

[bold wren]

ur mean

[ripe willow]

Mean?

:(

[ripe willow]

I'm mean for calling out a federal agent?

[open pasture]

thats a quite formal introduction

[bold wren]

he's just trying to be nice and making the new person feel comfortable

fed is mean

[ripe willow]

he was the new person

[bold wren]

that's even more mean 😭

[ripe willow]

😭

I don't mean for it to be mean

[ripe willow]

I've never had anyone do this to me before, it was very sus

[paper gate]

@ripe willow hiii

[ripe willow]

Hiiiii

My last job, your introduction to other employees was like

getting a broom stick handle

poking your butt

as you climb down the ladder

:/

[open pasture]

what tf

[raw panther]

[ripe willow]

Boomers at a roofing company

[paper gate]

@ripe willow hru

[sharp portal]

Hello

[open pasture]

also, how is someone tryna be formal mean they are a fed? pretty sure most people would want to be at least somewhat formal when they start a job

WHOS GLOWING?????

[ripe willow]

No one has ever messaged me with that kind of interest

that kind if onterest screams "I'm a fed, tell me things."

but, that could also just be different generations

[open pasture]

do you live in a country other than the united states?

[ripe willow]

Canada lol

[raw panther]

why are you so on edge about the police 🤔

[stone owl]

Don’t have to be formal for McDonald’s

[ripe willow]

The fed thing is a joke lol

[ripe willow]

McDonalds? :(

I'm a programmer

[stone owl]

I’m a small time coder

[ripe willow]

mood

you got this

[glossy eagle]

What do you mean I don't need to go on full suit everytime I go to a McDonald's

[ripe willow]

💪

[desert goblet]

@ripe willow i did it

[ripe willow]

If I saw a McDonalds employee in a suit

flipping burgers

[stone owl]

[dusty goblet]

!catloot @desert goblet

[ripe willow]

I'd give him a job

[dusty goblet]

@ripe willow meow

[open pasture]

ive been programming for like half a decade and i still suck ass (kinda)

[ripe willow]

Meow

[desert goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-16435335956387921912

people

[ripe willow]

Mood

[dusty goblet]

i started programming wiht liek 12 and i still suck ass

[desert goblet]

give me fucking awesome music to put over a spinning chicken sandwich

[ripe willow]

I've been doing PHP since I was like 13 or 14
and I'm still only in a "mid-level developer" role

[dusty goblet]

Mutilator onslaught live edit

[ripe willow]

you're fine

[open pasture]

lol i started at 12 too! how old are you now?

[ripe willow]

I've been doing PHP for a decade and I'm still not a senior.

[dusty goblet]

18

[glossy eagle]

That mf would be working three different places already

[open pasture]

cool

im 17

[raw panther]

I've been sucking ass for half a decade and I still suck ass

[sand citrus]

I started at 12 or 11 not sure

[paper gate]

@ripe willow

[dusty goblet]

literal child /j

[ripe willow]

hi

[open pasture]

😭

[paper gate]

hi

[dusty goblet]

:3

[ripe willow]

I have a meeting in 5 minutes

my tummy twist

woooo

anxiettyyyyyy

[raw panther]

gl

[cobalt portal]

gl nya

okay at least nya isn't blocked

[open pasture]

everything will be fine, lana

[cobalt portal]

[paper gate]

@cobalt portal hi

[ripe willow]

everything will be fine ik

[cobalt portal]

hey

[sand citrus]

neither is meow

[cobalt portal]

wait they unblocked it?

meow

[ripe willow]

meow

woof

[cobalt portal]

o.o

[ripe willow]

was never blocked for meeee

[sand citrus]

it was temporary

[cobalt portal]

ah

[sand citrus]

some ppl overused it so they temporarily blocked it

[ripe willow]

Grrrr

Ruff!

[open pasture]

i forgot about mfs spamming my discord bot 😭

[ripe willow]

Ruff Ruff!

[elder geyser]

not

im gay

i love women

[sand citrus]

dope

[open pasture]

if you love women, wouldnt that mean your lesbian?

[sand citrus]

I'm lesbian I like dudes

[ripe willow]

I just want someone to go hiking with

does that make me a lesbian?

or w.e

[sand citrus]

yes that's so gay

hiking is gay

[cobalt portal]

im bi

:3

[paper gate]

hi bi@cobalt portal

[ripe willow]

I mean, I do like Subaru 🙄
Subaru is targetted to lesbians, and has been since the 90s

[paper gate]

can we go hiking

[cobalt portal]

wait really?

[ripe willow]

Please, I beg you

[paper gate]

yay

[ripe willow]

Yeah

Not the uh
not the WRX

but their other cars

like the Outback

the WRX is targetting to vaping fuckbois

[sand citrus]

I'm unsure about my romantic attraction still, I know who I'm attracted to but idk who I'm not attracted to

Not like it matters Fuck romance Lol

👎👎

[elder geyser]

im attracted to GETTING THIS BAG

[glossy eagle]

Confucius once said:

[paper gate]

i love being heart broken

@ripe willow where will we hike

[dusty goblet]

intercourse is overrated

[stone owl]

🥐

[elder geyser]

ur mum broke my heart

[ripe willow]

@cobalt portal

[paper gate]

nuh uh

[cobalt portal]

o

[open pasture]

im not sure if im heterosexual or asexual, i have traits of both

[sharp portal]

Hiiii

[open pasture]

hi

[dusty goblet]

id be ace at that point because being straight sucks /j

[sand citrus]

I can't wait to hear your second word

[sharp portal]

No

[ripe willow]

And yes, That Subaru Forester does have a rainbow flag on it

from the fucking 90s

[sand citrus]

Woahh

when third

[sharp portal]

[glossy eagle]

"If your enemy wants to create trouble in your life, report him on Discord for having underage nsfw."

• Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[ripe willow]

nvm, that's an outback

[open pasture]

😭

[cobalt portal]

yoo

[ripe willow]

ace is a whole ass mood

[open pasture]

wait

[ripe willow]

and I"m glad my E gets rid of the remainder of my libido

[open pasture]

what does ace mean?

[cobalt portal]

asexual

[ripe willow]

asexual

[open pasture]

oh

[stone owl]

[raw panther]

it's when you kill the whole enemy team

[cobalt portal]

no

[open pasture]

in rainbow six siege fr

[cobalt portal]

[ripe willow]

or CS

[open pasture]

or that yeah

[cobalt portal]

or lea-

[dusty goblet]

lol i was ace for so long

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-goku-son-goku-super-saiyan-dbz-gif-11845579966912656744

[raw panther]

I like this cat

[sand citrus]

1 or 11

[open pasture]

poker

[sharp portal]

Hiiii everyone

[raw panther]

no, blackjack

[sharp portal]

😁

[stone owl]

I might be ace

[cobalt portal]

poker? more like poke her

[open pasture]

yeah mb that

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/775013232527671318/1141005128959279226/s7efbcz903ib1.gif

[elder geyser]

chat

i wish i had a gf

[glossy eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/yu-yu-hakusho-dead-tired-boy-ghost-gif-7211145400532871832

[sand citrus]

Could NOT be ME

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

hypershiggy

[zinc spire]

BocchiBwaa

[cobalt portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1206980727162544148.gif?size=48

[jaunty trellis]

I need to do 3 physics assignments by tomorrow

[sand citrus]

ill tell u a secret

u dont actually need to

[jaunty trellis]

if I don't wanna redo the course yes I do

[dusty goblet]

you reminded me i have an exam on 11.3 and i dditn study at fucking all so far

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

and i didnt see a single lecture 😭

[jaunty trellis]

oh hey I have a psych visit then

[paper gate]

bwa

[dusty goblet]

that means ill have to do like 2 lectures next week every day

[jaunty trellis]

hai zeet

[dusty goblet]

just get one

but not online

irl

online sucks

[lucid linden]

long distance relationships in general do

[dusty goblet]

yeah thats what i meant-

[jaunty trellis]

find one online and ship them to your door

[dusty goblet]

wheres my shipping box then pingu

[lucid linden]

who’s covering shipping cost

[jaunty trellis]

uhhh

dhl free shipping

trust

[dusty goblet]

LMAO

[lucid linden]

💀

[jaunty trellis]

you're not arriving alive if you do that

[paper gate]

hi

[lucid linden]

daily cat is free therapy

[jaunty trellis]

[sand citrus]

useless creature

[jaunty trellis]

you

[lucid linden]

you

[sand citrus]

i ahve many uses

[lucid linden]

you do???

[sand citrus]

Unlike dumb arse cats.

[lucid linden]

cats can tear apart anything tho

[jaunty trellis]

like what?

[sand citrus]

im talking to u

cats cant even speak languages

fucking dumb idiots

[raw panther]

cats can meow

[sand citrus]

braindead creatures

[jaunty trellis]

smh

[jaunty trellis]

same as you then

[lucid linden]

in german too

[sand citrus]

i can talk to u

[next warren]

no ur not

[dusty goblet]

ferb i know what im gonna do tmrw

[patent gorge]

what happened to uwufy plugin 😔

[raw panther]

textreplace

[cobalt portal]

I ate it

[sand citrus]

Yes

[cobalt portal]

[sand citrus]

what plugin

[patent gorge]

the uwufier plugin

[jaunty trellis]

it got uwu'd out of existance 😔

[sand citrus]

was that ever in vencord

[raw panther]

there used to be a plugin that would uwu all your text

[patent gorge]

damn 😔

[dusty goblet]

vns uwu|nya

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[sand citrus]

i thought it was 3rd party only

[raw panther]

nah it was builtin

https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/commit/971700178337091a019ee9d9ac747f8ff915d1b8

[jaunty trellis]

wait was there ever a brainfuck en/decoder in vencord or was that aliu

[lime talon]

yknow when you're trying to crop a pfp in gimp and accidentally put a wood texture over the selection

how the fuck did i even do that

[jaunty trellis]

💀

[lime talon]

there is a keyboard sequence to do that

[jaunty trellis]

for a fucking wood texture

[granite lily]

ffhuosdfhsdifsf

[raw panther]

is there a keyboard sequence for green bell pepper

[granite lily]

hi ghay pepol in mah pese

[elder geyser]

me

[native ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1158121395226681474/martinhuban.gif?ex=651c6999&is=651b1819&hm=51c367a4b67ff6c5d390dae5ac2d9b06adacf150677819a386db0e8758839125&

[lime talon]

yes

idk what it is

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[raw panther]

buh

[jaunty trellis]

wait

I actually have vps storage space now

I can seed torrents on the vps

[desert goblet]

its finally done.

https://madelinemaid.neocities.org/chickensandwich

[native ruin]

chicken sammich

[elder geyser]

bro on an ipad

[desert goblet]

yeah cuz im at school

[harsh minnow]

[raw panther]

why all the empty paragraphs

[desert goblet]

idk actually

[granite lily]

guys who sends metal pipe sound right now will get $10000

[fair zodiac]

make the burger accelerate if you tap/click it

[granite lily]

portal 2 gaming

[sand citrus]

@granite lily

[fair zodiac]

[granite lily]

@sand citrus

this is fart

[sand citrus]

give me 10k

[granite lily]

not metal pipe

[sand citrus]

no

proof

?

[desert goblet]

this isnt burger clicker this is chicken sandwich

[granite lily]

fart

[sand citrus]

Prrrrrt Farttttt

[granite lily]

send me real metal pipe

[sand citrus]

dont have

You Tube dot FCOM

[fair zodiac]

i forgor its not burger

its chicken sandwich

[ripe willow]

WOOOOOOOOOO

meeting over

[open pasture]

Boob

[ripe willow]

I stress and anxiety for nothing

in fact, sysadmin told me to bully my boss

[desert goblet]

okay now go to https://madelinemaid.neocities.org/chickensandwich

[ripe willow]

I love this

Can you add like uh

sandwhich clicker support?

so I can buy things to make it spin faster

[desert goblet]

mmmmmm no

[sand citrus]

make it real money

[desert goblet]

i do wanna make it spin at 1s

instead of 2

[fair zodiac]

literally waiting game

[desert goblet]

ill do that rn

[ripe willow]

I showed my sysadmin a personal project

my coworker and I are working on together

the map thing I've been posting pictures of

And he's like "Oh shit, that looks good. You should go show [x]"

I'm like

[granite lily]

@desert gobletit enables sound when checkbox is off

if i enable checkbox, music stops playing

[ripe willow]

"He can just have it if he wants it, it's all the same frameworks we use internally here"

and he goes

"No, [x] has a live map on our website for something similar"

and I'm like

[desert goblet]

works fine for me

[ripe willow]

"OH! I've seen that!"

[desert goblet]

you simply have a skill issue

[ripe willow]

"It doesn't work though, right?"

[desert goblet]

maybe stop spamming the slideswitch

[ripe willow]

And my sysadmin is like "Yeah, you'll make him jealous"

[granite lily]

dm@desert goblet

i sent video

because fuck you no embed perms

[ripe willow]

Now I'm looking at their map
trying to find out why it's not working

and my first comment was

[desert goblet]

skrill issue

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow Hello!

[ripe willow]

"Wow. DId someone really write this javascript?"

[desert goblet]

"no lol i got chatgpt to write it"

[fair zodiac]

how horror is the code

[granite lily]

@paper gate

[ripe willow]

Apparently the employee who wrote it (no longer works here)
Knew about the issues and said "Just look at it and find the problem yourself"

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/taspatspro-counter-strike-counter-strike-eagles-gif-17003296

[ripe willow]

or some shit

💀

red flag

RED FLAG

[open pasture]

COutner strike.

[granite lily]

co

[desert goblet]

wonder why they got fired

[open pasture]

unter strike

[fair zodiac]

HORROR

[paper gate]

@granite lily

[granite lily]

@paper gate

[bold wren]

awawa

[fair zodiac]

WHAT

IS THAT

[harsh minnow]

hi fawnie

[bold wren]

hi vee ^w^

[ripe willow]

That's why I questioned my existence when I saw it

[harsh minnow]

i mean that's minified bundler code no?

not necessarily bad

[ripe willow]

I was like "someone really wrote this code?"

[desert goblet]

hey vee

[ripe willow]

ohhh

it's just .min

yeah

[desert goblet]

you should go to my chicken sandwich site

[ripe willow]

that makes sense

[bold wren]

yea this is just minified

[desert goblet]

and see how long you can stay there

[ripe willow]

I'm not a javascript user

I apoogize

I did this in highschool

I wrote out an entire PHP auth system I was thinking about

[paper gate]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn's_hexagon

[ripe willow]

in my grade 10 English class

I had a couple syntax errors to fix when I got home and typed it out

and tested it

but yeah, solid way of not losing ideas during school

[bold wren]

i would take a bite out of saturn

[ripe willow]

[bold wren]

😋

[ripe willow]

That idea i thought was so cool
is just normal PHP, I didn't know that autoloaders

were a normal concept in PHP

😭

[paper gate]

ven is hallucinating

[stark herald]

@paper gate you broke itt

[paper gate]

yop

insane

[cosmic otter]

today has been a mess

[paper gate]

sorry

my bad

[cosmic otter]

you kidnapped the new manager

thats why they didn't show up

[paper gate]

yop

[ripe willow]

Some girl I met on CoD

calling me the fuck out.

Catching me just switching between my best possible fem voice and then the deepest voice I can pull off without sounding like it's fake

[timber slate]

u play cod?

[ripe willow]

💪

[timber slate]

sry for your loss

[ripe willow]

I do it strictly to upset people

[cosmic otter]

your names in this ss imply you're like a pair of siblings where one of you is evil and the other is good

[sand citrus]

me when counter strike

[ripe willow]

Oh CS is good for that too but i mean cus of uh

last year's pride situation

where skins got removed from the store

[sand citrus]

wha

[ripe willow]

and players got mad

[sand citrus]

in cs?

[ripe willow]

CoD supports trans people and LGBT
One of their like content creators did not, and voices his opinion on twitter
CoD removed his skins from the game

everyone cried

me;

I went on CoD and started trolling them

[timber slate]

revolution case shit?

[ripe willow]

CoD, not CS

[granite lily]

who is murdering duck in dash

[timber slate]

oh ur talking abt cod

[ripe willow]

CS has a lot more trans friendly people than you'd thinkl

about 70% of the cheating community

is trans people

lol

[sand citrus]

i dont think i ever had fun in competitive counter strike until i made it not competitive on purpose

[timber slate]

i just get angry polish and germans

with a bit of russian

[sand citrus]

EU servers moment

[ripe willow]

Yes.

I had to stop taking the game seriously, because I stop having fun

and

[granite lily]

i will fucking explode

[sand citrus]

is shit people

[ripe willow]

I stop being fun to playwith

same with Apex

[timber slate]

same

[sand citrus]

i only play cs source now

[ripe willow]

When I take the game too seriously

I get wayyy too competitive

and I get hostile towards my own team

[timber slate]

only time i had fun in cs was when i 5 stacked with friends and did stupid shit

[sand citrus]

fucking around is much more fun than playing competitively to me

[ripe willow]

so I just am not allowed to try

anymore

[sand citrus]

yeah lol

[granite lily]

im angry

[timber slate]

it was also fun because 9 times out of 10 wed come back with like 1 more friend

lol

[sand citrus]

still a great game and somehow not COMPLETELY dead

[timber slate]

cs source is fun af ngl

[sand citrus]

yeah

most svs botted but

[timber slate]

i only play surf there but the gun physics n shit are cool

[sand citrus]

some arent

i played surf but i got banned like 3 times

i was too silly

[timber slate]

same

[sand citrus]

ksf?

[granite lily]

i dont have cs source buought

but i have gmod

[ripe willow]

kz best CS gamemode

[timber slate]

i got permabanned like twice for doing random harmless shit in co sold

[ripe willow]

prove me wrong

[sand citrus]

facts

[timber slate]

ksf moment

[ripe willow]

@granite lilyDo you have S&Box?

[sand citrus]

my name was dove/crow

both accs banned

[granite lily]

yes

its boring

[raw panther]

based

[stark herald]

the word "vesktop" sounds like "desktop". is this intentional?

[timber slate]

kinda rings a bell maybe

i was some weed detector guy i think

[raw panther]

short for vencord desktop

[ripe willow]

gmod2.0

:3

[sand citrus]

oh i know you lol

[granite lily]

i know

[sand citrus]

small world

[ripe willow]

no more boring than gmod itself

Only reason why I won't really touch it rn

it's too early access

devs keep breaking everyone's games

[timber slate]

ksf aint that big anyway

[sand citrus]

well yeah but you played on it

[timber slate]

yea

[sand citrus]

do u remember the server lagging/crashing

[granite lily]

day 1: alright we fixed bugs
day 2: fuck it, new api
day 3: we finish writing new api
day 4: fuck it, new api

[timber slate]

yup

[sand citrus]

because most of the time that was my fault

[ripe willow]

Just another thing that proves Facepunch is a based company

[sand citrus]

sory

[timber slate]

a few times

oh

[ripe willow]

competition for gamedev on their new gmod thingy

[timber slate]

i thought it was thay rug guy

lmao

[ripe willow]

with a 10,000 euro

[sand citrus]

im talking to them in dms right now

[ripe willow]

first place prize

[sand citrus]

lol

[granite lily]

facepunch is silly

[sand citrus]

everyone blamed them yeah

[ripe willow]

Facepunch is silly, Helk and Alistair both take no shit

and Gary is kind of based

[sand citrus]

maybe had something to do with it but it wasnt just them

[raw panther]

anyone excited for new tribes game?

[granite lily]

sausage bane

[timber slate]

prob

he broke serber a few times

[sand citrus]

they banned me bc everyone said it was me but no one actually had proof that it was me

bc they had no logs

[ripe willow]

Helk handling toxicity on Rust was hilarious.

When they kicked Rustralasia out of the Offical Servers group, and all Rustralasia fans started threatening FP on twitter.
Helk came out and said "Because of your negative response to our decision, Rustralasia will never be coming back."

[timber slate]

isnt the ban just an ip ban anyway or something

[sand citrus]

ip and account i think

[ripe willow]

Helk handles toxicity in such a based way

[sand citrus]

i used name crow after that

i did some harmless thing that was funny and takes 5 seconds to fix by the mods

my friends have done it and didnt get perma ban

but i did

kinda annoying

[ripe willow]

what game?

[sand citrus]

ig its deserved but cmon

[timber slate]

i swear they just like

[sand citrus]

ksf is very incompetent

[timber slate]

ban instead of fix small ass issue