🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[digital kettle]

theres also um

hollywood

[dusty goblet]

But I am

[spiral moat]

The cool thing about Linux is that it is totally open source and you have administrator power in every file which... On windows you can't...

[digital kettle]

https://github.com/dustinkirkland/hollywood

hollywood is an amazing command tbh

llmao

it looks like its doing something

but it doesnt

lol

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[night cape]

crazy to me how they still havent fixed the suggested channels thing

[dusty goblet]

Whar?

[night cape]

idk why im even complaining lmfao

nothing will ever get fixed

[dusty goblet]

Ofc it won't this is discord lmao

[night cape]

the close button doesnt work

[dusty goblet]

Nah I refuse to believe that 😭

[night cape]

what an odd thing to say

[dusty goblet]

How can you fuck up a fucking close button

How can you hire devs that can't make a close button

[edgy storm]

i cant fix the fact a bunch of assholes block both fucking cycling lanes

[edgy storm]

discord staff is able to do impossible things

like fucking up the close button

[lime talon]

it does for me

[viral cape]

welcome to discord

[dusty goblet]

Mraow

[night cape]

ok and?

[golden marlin]

mow

[lime talon]

it's not an issue for everyone, so it's less likely to be an issue on discords end

[night cape]

can ya stop saying shit like that thank you!

[harsh minnow]

^

[viral cape]

advice: go to the doctor stop joking about it literally everyone wants you to care for yourself
it is worth it. you said this has been going on for a month. that is a long time to put it off, seriously please do go to the doctor

[harsh minnow]

https://www.techradar.com/computing/cyber-security/iran-outlaws-unauthorized-vpn-usage

it's so over for echobros

[night cape]

hahaha

rest in piss

[harsh minnow]

don't laugh wtf 😭

[dusty goblet]

My elbow has been hurting for a month occasionally yeah but that never annoyed enough to go to a doc lol

[harsh minnow]

that's messed up

[vivid marsh]

Hewwooo vee ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[harsh minnow]

okay you're complaining about it here so clearly it is bad

[night cape]

they will make do

[vivid marsh]

That basically means they doesnt have vpn now?? ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[stark herald]

this'll be the 7th day in a row i drink a monster

yippeee

[harsh minnow]

yeah

[viral cape]

Illegal != Immoral
Illegal != Stops activity

[vivid marsh]

Oh god ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[harsh minnow]

didn't russia do something similar

blocking vpn too

[vivid marsh]

They want to do something like that ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

I feel like russia slowly turns back into ussr ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

What is that

[harsh minnow]

they're taking inspiration from daddy china

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[spiral moat]

Stupid aria?

Uh

[harsh minnow]

yeah she's stupid

[spiral moat]

I guess

[flat inlet]

Hi

[vivid marsh]

Haiii ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[viral cape]

wavey

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924 ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

@harsh minnow I have a question. After someone donates on the vencord GitHub page. Who gets the money?

[flat inlet]

Oh no aliucord representative, I hope you haven't seen my account reviews yet

[stark herald]

me

i get all thr monry /j

[spiral moat]

Deadass?

[harsh minnow]

me

[stark herald]

vee does

[cobalt portal]

i eated it all :3

[flat inlet]

Ur broke

[spiral moat]

cool

[dusty goblet]

Vee gets the money and gives me half

[vivid marsh]

I saw them already, nothing sus i see there ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[stark herald]

theres a reason its called veecord

[viral cape]

Get FakeNitro

Also can i get image sender already please :3

[spiral moat]

Bro became Andrew Tate

[harsh minnow]

i use it to fund several terror organisations in eastern europe || /s ||

[dusty goblet]

In return I execute all the homophobes (ingame) :3

[vivid marsh]

Yea give that person image perms ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

W

[vivid marsh]

Also nah ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[viral cape]

i love committing warcrimes

[viral cape]

Doesn't mean you have to use it

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

Pingu cute

[spiral moat]

Them?

[stark herald]

[vivid marsh]

Nah i just luv messages like these ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[viral cape]

wtf is that font like actually

[vivid marsh]

I luv that song tho ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

Wait, HOLY FU-

[vivid marsh]

Whats wrong with it??? ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[viral cape]

it looks like it came out of the samsung phone default fonts but i know it doesnt

[unreal siren]

Everything

[vivid marsh]

Why do yall have to complain about everything ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

I find it cute ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

:c ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

@harsh minnow what happens if I have a custom role and I name it discord stuff with the actual staff badge?

[harsh minnow]

im half yugoslav so i can joke about this

[vivid marsh]

I mean da font ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[harsh minnow]

you can't

[cobalt portal]

im gay

[spiral moat]

Because they can get refused?

[empty acorn]

hello gay, im flue

[spiral moat]

Cool system

[harsh minnow]

https://youtu.be/cHfJNwWqP20

[dusty goblet]

So you speak a language from there too

Do*

[harsh minnow]

no

[dusty goblet]

Aw

[unreal siren]

Do you speak a language

[cobalt portal]

do you speak

[harsh minnow]

i was there multiple times but i only know basics

[vivid marsh]

https://youtu.be/chA5IiTB4wg
I were talking about this one ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[harsh minnow]

yeah i know

[vivid marsh]

Lol ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[harsh minnow]

i was just sharing a related song

[dusty goblet]

I was in Bosnia and Croatia probably like 15 times? (my family goes once a year)

[vivid marsh]

Oh oki ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[harsh minnow]

why

are you guys from there

[vivid marsh]

I were there when i was 3 (i dont remember anything) ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[dusty goblet]

My dad is born in Bosnia and my grandma lives there still so we spend a weekish there once a year yop

[vivid marsh]

I kinda luv croatia ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[dusty goblet]

My mom is born in Germany but she also has roots back to Croatia iirc

[spiral moat]

@harsh minnow what if I drag the file of vencord installer on VirusTotal?

[harsh minnow]

wha

then it's gonna scan it

[dusty goblet]

Your PC explodes

[vivid marsh]

Itll be a malware, booo ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[jaunty trellis]

?~?

[viral cape]

u get to see it isnt a virus

[cobalt portal]

youll find out that vencord is a ip stealer

[spiral moat]

So there are like

False positive

[empty acorn]

vencord is totally a virus 💯

[jaunty trellis]

real

[spiral moat]

Is called spyware

[dusty goblet]

I have to say Lopar is a nice place

[jaunty trellis]

it will inject estrogen into your pc

[cobalt portal]

yea, you can read the source code if you want

[unreal siren]

You will get 5 million viruses

[viral cape]

real

[unreal siren]

You can sell them too

[dusty goblet]

Inject it into me instead

[cobalt portal]

vencord is all open source

[spiral moat]

But if we can see the source code why does it say that is a malware

[empty acorn]

use 🔵 cord instead 👍

[cobalt portal]

because its a false positive

anti viruses dont care that its open source

[unreal siren]

Just don’t use

[spiral moat]

Lemme see

[cobalt portal]

if it detects a pattern it flags it

[spiral moat]

Hold up

[unreal siren]

Wasnt there a thing at one point where the firefox installer came up as a trojan on virustotal

[vivid marsh]

Can ya gays explain me da 🔵cord lore and why is it bad ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

Im uncultured ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[unreal siren]

Malware

[empty acorn]

malware

[cobalt portal]

creator is a piece of shit and backdoored the client

[spiral moat]

Aw I don't have image perms. Where can I send them?

[vivid marsh]

Oh thamk ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[viral cape]

this

[cobalt portal]

and bragged about having a discord "botnet"

[harsh minnow]

part of my family lived in jugoslavia but fled to germany during the war

[vivid marsh]

Welp ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[harsh minnow]

[spiral moat]

Guys

[vivid marsh]

Ya? ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

It was ransomware

[dusty goblet]

My dad came to Germany after the war afaik

[spiral moat]

@harsh minnow can I have images perms so I can send the pic?

[cobalt portal]

where tf did you download it from then lmfao

[harsh minnow]

v+ image sender @spiral moat

watch him send gore or smth

[vivid marsh]

@viral cape you should've just ask ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

Thats why you dont have image perms yet ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[viral cape]

i did 2 times

[vivid marsh]

[viral cape]

i got ignored 2 times

[vivid marsh]

Do it the third time ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[unreal siren]

Time to get ignored for a third

[vivid marsh]

Itll work now ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

Only 1/69

[cobalt portal]

lmfao

[empty acorn]

69 hehe

[cobalt portal]

its a random ass antivirus

[unreal siren]

Wtf is gridinsoft

[viral cape]

@harsh minnow can i kindly get image sender

[spiral moat]

I downloaded vencord from vencord.dev

[cobalt portal]

griddysoft

[vivid marsh]

What is gridinsoft ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

@harsh minnow

[sharp jay]

virus

[spiral moat]

An antivirus I guess

[cobalt portal]

they cant do anything about that

[vivid marsh]

Makes sense ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[empty acorn]

he should give us all image perms :3

[spiral moat]

It's the official site

[unreal siren]

I hope astro is joking

[cobalt portal]

yea same

[spiral moat]

I just wanted to show her

[stark herald]

vencord.dev is safe

[cobalt portal]

virustotal is a great tool but

[spiral moat]

Or him

[cobalt portal]

its used wrongly by most people

[spiral moat]

Like what the fuck Is grindsoft

[unreal siren]

Virus total is great if you want to see how high the false positives can go

[harsh minnow]

well noone ever heard of gridinsoft before so it's whatever

[cobalt portal]

yea

[spiral moat]

Exactly

Even Kaspersky says that is safe

So I guess

[cobalt portal]

if its like 50% of detections of actually reputable antivirus software then you should be worried

[harsh minnow]

that's like many trusted scientists saying a product is good and then joseph huckleberry says its actually bad

[empty acorn]

u guys are using an anti virus software?

[harsh minnow]

why is there actually a guy named that

[cobalt portal]

but if its just one antivirus sounding like griddysoft then you should probably ignore it

[harsh minnow]

[stark herald]

the 1 dentist not recommending the tooth paste

[spiral moat]

lmao

[vivid marsh]

Only on my phone since i dont need it on my pc cuz i dont download stuff from untrusted sources ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[dusky mountain]

uh

[vivid marsh]

[dusky mountain]

vendor?

[cobalt portal]

if youre still worried, the source code is available

[dusky mountain]

since when vencord became vendor lmao

[unreal siren]

clearly the firefox installer corrupts ur pc !!! (real)

[harsh minnow]

griddysoft! the first antivirus that makes you hit the griddy! subscribe now for four ninety nine a month

[cobalt portal]

so you can check it yourself

[dusty goblet]

That's so me

[harsh minnow]

LMAOO that's a fire metaphor

[urban elk]

yeah.. sadly that's how it is
we're basically blocked off from any sort of logical reasoning due to the emotional build up

[cobalt portal]

no security vendors
holy shit vencord reference

[errant chasm]

[vivid marsh]

Haiii pixahhhh ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

bruh

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/ambulante-aguacate-vendedor-gif-18254227

[spiral moat]

so basically virus total is ass and fake?

[cobalt portal]

why does that face look like the autism creature lmao

[spiral moat]

i guess

[unreal siren]

neither

[cobalt portal]

no

[viral cape]

basically virustotal is full of bots that scan bullshit

[unreal siren]

you just need the right people to understand it

[vivid marsh]

Its not you silly ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[cobalt portal]

you just have to know how to use it

[spiral moat]

uh

[spiral moat]

oke

[cobalt portal]

thats like calling forklifts suicide cars

[karmic walrus]

nope bc i install GHOST SPECTRE compact version (No Windows Defender)

[vivid marsh]

Hai lol ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[cobalt portal]

[vivid marsh]

Anyways ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

Lets get silly ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[cobalt portal]

nope bc i install Arch Linux™®© from archlinux.org using guides from Arch Linux™®© on wiki.archlinux.org

[karmic walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111831532328452126/1211300088799035443/image.png?ex=65edb21e&is=65db3d1e&hm=43113195643fc789f798c74de156b2bf1f3c7c9f467e4949e408717f4b3974fd&

[night cape]

so true

theres no viruses on linux!!!

[karmic walrus]

Build Vencord DEV on Wubuntu

[unreal siren]

Do you use arch btw

[vivid marsh]

Ubuntu? More like UwUbuntu ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[cobalt portal]

oh did i say that i use Arch Linux©®™ {copyright 0000 - 9999 Arch Linux™®© organization }

[spiral moat]

its a virtual machine for some operatying system like linux

[harsh minnow]

no. it is just a tool to scan a file with as many antimalware programs as possible. it's very common for antimalware tools to have false positives, so if you run dozens of engines on a file it's somewhat likely to get a few false positives. so you always have to take virustotal results with a grain of salt. if it's just a few detections by engines you never heard of, it's likely a false positive. if there are many detections (like more than 10), or there are detections by multiple very popular engines like kaspersky or windows defender then it's likely actually malware

[cobalt portal]

yep, this

[night cape]

any finalists

[dusty goblet]

It's scary that this isn't common sense for most people ngl

[digital kettle]

hai chat

[stark herald]

hello :3

[karmic walrus]

no Wubuntu real
https://www.wubuntu.org/

[vivid marsh]

Hai ashley0143 ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[spiral moat]

yea i actually trust vencord and yes true, but windows defender in 2024 sucks but thanks for tellin me it

[dusty goblet]

Hai Ashley ur cute

[void ivy]

windows defender is fine for most people

[vivid marsh]

No u ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[viral cape]

windows defender in 2024 sucks
source?

[dusty goblet]

Nuh uh

[cobalt portal]

yeah

[void ivy]

it works well and stands up against most major av programs anyway

[spiral moat]

there are people that bypass the security

[unreal siren]

Isn’t windows defender actually pretty decent

[vivid marsh]

Nop you're cute!! ‍​​​​​​‌​​​​​​‌​​​‌‎‌​​​‌​​‌‍

[void ivy]

that goes for all antiviruses

[dusty goblet]

Does it work on arch

[void ivy]

it is

[harsh minnow]

especially considering that vencord installer does something very similar to what a malicious virus would do

both modify other program's files to inject their own code. the only difference is that vencord only modifies discord and it's not malicious

[viral cape]

Yeah what do you think an antivirus does

[spiral moat]

like wannacry.exe is a ransomware with no detections with windows defender

[cobalt portal]

clamAV :3

[paper gate]

Vencord is a virus?

[viral cape]

lmao are you sure?

[spiral moat]

protect u?

[cobalt portal]

are you sure lmao

[harsh minnow]

that's just plain wrong

[digital kettle]

haiii ur cuter thoo

[stark herald]

zt is a virus

[unreal siren]

Can you test that for me

[karmic walrus]

I think for those who have used Windows for too long like me, they will feel that Windows Defender is unnecessary

[paper gate]

@stark herald you

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

Nuh uh ur cuter

[harsh minnow]

all engines detect old popular malware

[paper gate]

[digital kettle]

nuh uh u

[stark herald]

@paper gate im scanning you on virustotal

[paper gate]

do not

[dusty goblet]

Nop u

[viral cape]

you would be surprised
antiviruses need to LEARN what a virus is first
ofc bypasses will be made

[harsh minnow]

malware detection is a cat and mouse game

hackers find a new method to hide from anti malware programs -> anti malware programs fix their detection -> repeat

[cobalt portal]

@west ore NEED

[harsh minnow]

there is no perfect anti malware program

[stark herald]

it said you're a susgen

[karmic walrus]

Flash Adobe

[spiral moat]

I mean it was before but there are still bypasser with windows defender since is an antivirus tool most used on the world, and I saw some videos about windows defender getting bypassed, nowdays is fixed but there are still people bypassying it somehow, it doesnt suck but it needs more updates

[west ore]

you are better off pinging ven and saying need

[harsh minnow]

the best anti malware program is your brain. always think twice if you really want to trust a program

[spiral moat]

yea

[void ivy]

there are bypasses for all antimalware programs so this is moot

[cobalt portal]

so real

[void ivy]

every antimalware program gets bypassed

otherwise we wouldnt have malware

that's sorta the point

[stark herald]

just install everything from flathub 😍

[cobalt portal]

i just use windows defender and my brain if im on windows

[west ore]

@ripe willow you may be interested in this convo

[cobalt portal]

or just my brain if im on linux

[viral cape]

The second best anti-malware program is uBlock Origin

[west ore]

qubes

[cobalt portal]

so real

[void ivy]

if you use windows defender and common sense, it is good enough that you wont ever get infected

[harsh minnow]

the second best anti malware program is always updating your operating system and other apps as soon as there are updates

[karmic walrus]

If you want to be even safer, it's best not to install any applications

[cobalt portal]

nah i just use Arch Linux™ btw

[stark herald]

my windows wants to update i will never let it

[spiral moat]

well I mean, in certain points windows defender is getting better and using anti virus software for windows 11 is bullshit

[west ore]

same but switching to qubes for added… convenience?!?

[cobalt portal]

just dont use a computer to be even safer

[spiral moat]

if u use like windows 10 you would need it

[karmic walrus]

true

[stark herald]

i dont need antivirus because i only use discord and minecraft

[dusty goblet]

My windows once turned my pc on from hibernate at fucking 3am and I got scared that someone broke in or smth lmao

[cobalt portal]

lmfao

[spiral moat]

because after 2025 on windows 10 the antivirus will be like discoutinued

[stark herald]

my bad

.3

[stark herald]

how

[dusty goblet]

:c you should've woken me up for cuddles

[spiral moat]

only on windows 10 and other operatying system. not on windows 11

[stark herald]

will next time .3

[spiral moat]

for this reason people should do the upgrade as soon they can

[cobalt portal]

yea windows 10 released in 2015

[karmic walrus]

A friend of mine has a not so great idea: he wants to install Win 8.1 to use -_-

[cobalt portal]

thats understandable

[spiral moat]

bruh

[cobalt portal]

please just tell him to install linux

[spiral moat]

exactly, its pretty old

[fair zodiac]

apparently neko is included in os/2

[spiral moat]

@harsh minnow thx for images perms

[karmic walrus]

I couldn't stop him

[cobalt portal]

[stark herald]

he's too real

[cobalt portal]

does steam even run on 8.1 lmfao

[viral cape]

this is good advice for mature updates but maybe dont test microsoft jank day 1 if its a full major os upgrade

[harsh minnow]

tell him windows 8.1 is for pussies and he should install windows 98 instead

[stark herald]

i used to host a discord bot on free ibm cloud

[viral cape]

i think so

[fair zodiac]

not anymore

[cobalt portal]

REAL

[cobalt portal]

yea i thought so

[fair zodiac]

windows 2000*

[spiral moat]

yea

[cobalt portal]

windows 3.1*

[viral cape]

they discontinued it but technically it runs afaik, do correct me if they did push an update finally

[fair zodiac]

2000 is absolutely rock solid idk why but it just is

[viral cape]

i should go to bed

[karmic walrus]

I can't do anything about his stubborn mind

[spiral moat]

I saw boomers that still uses windows vista

[karmic walrus]

Win 1.0

[spiral moat]

the oldest one?

[cobalt portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1024751291504791654.gif?size=48

[stark herald]

8.1

[karmic walrus]

yeah

[cobalt portal]

shiggyOS

[lime talon]

nah millennium edition

[karmic walrus]

NOT COMMING SOON

[spiral moat]

dam old as hell

[open pasture]

first widespread NT OS

[fair zodiac]

horror

[west ore]

windows protogen edition

[open pasture]

had to be

[lime talon]

fuck no i run Debian oldstable

[cobalt portal]

windows xp gangster edition

[spiral moat]

bruh

[fair zodiac]

xp rtm was absolute dumpster fire

[west ore]

same thing /j

[stark herald]

if windows 10 was so good why isnt there a windows 11

[fair zodiac]

(they fixed it in sp2)

[spiral moat]

yes there is

[cobalt portal]

so true

[lime talon]

I've used it and it worked great

[cobalt portal]

no there isnt

[fair zodiac]

it does nowadays

[lime talon]

why didn't they make a windows 10 2

[cobalt portal]

thats just 10 but with a different ui

[fair zodiac]

back in the day when it released, it was not a good experience

[spiral moat]

I like the windows 11 ui but who didnt like the old windows 10..

[viral cape]

sony phone naming scheme be like

[fair zodiac]

mostly because of 1 crucial factor, the removal of real mode ms-dos

[stark herald]

windows 360

[open pasture]

are you black ops guy

[spiral moat]

yall remember when you gotta upgrade from windows 8 to 10

[stark herald]

then windows One

[cobalt portal]

i like the ui of 11 but hate everything else

[spiral moat]

I love old school cod games

[stark herald]

Windows 360 Pro

[karmic walrus]

bro isn't that Windows Office?

[viral cape]

365

[lime talon]

by "used it" i mean on actual hardware that came with it

my grandad used it for work back in the day before getting a new PC with Vista

[karmic walrus]

oh sorry

i forgot

[viral cape]

also there is windows 365

not microsoft 365

[fair zodiac]

interesting

[cobalt portal]

does anyone call it that

[viral cape]

windows 365 (cloud computing)

[stark herald]

one day windows will use every number

[lime talon]

he had no issues with the Vista computer either

[fair zodiac]

i guess they just hit the lottery with hw that had good driver support for me

[karmic walrus]

Windows 365 Server 💀

[fair zodiac]

vista wasn't that bad

[viral cape]

windows 2147483647

when

[cobalt portal]

yeah

i think vista hate was undeserved

[lime talon]

maybe, he played the shit out of pinball too

[lime talon]

yeah it wasn't

[fair zodiac]

90% of the issues was oems shipping vista with systems with shit specs

[cobalt portal]

people didnt use vista cuz of the public opinion

[jaunty trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936426864845680640/1198062359193866330/image0.gif

[cobalt portal]

me

[viral cape]

OEMs still ship shit specs

[fair zodiac]

when i say shit specs i mean SHIT specs

[viral cape]

I know

[fair zodiac]

absolutely dogshit

[spiral moat]

can u still crack office 365, why should i pay a license of almost 100 dollars.

[lime talon]

i loved that old computer with Vista, my grandad letting me mess around with Office 2007 on that was maybe some of the reason I carry a heavy interest in computers to this day

[cobalt portal]

the online version is free

[karmic walrus]

Why do I suddenly see humans starting to evolve but it's a reverse evolution?

[lime talon]

i just use LibreOffice

[spiral moat]

deadass?

[cobalt portal]

yea

[spiral moat]

epic

[fair zodiac]

they were shipping with specs that vista could BARELY run on because the systems were practically still at the minimum recommended specs for xp

[digital kettle]

can i ask for something

is there like a privacy mode for using um

kde

[dusty goblet]

Cute

[viral cape]

Yes you can but [Rule 1] (for legal protection of the server I cannot say exactly what it is)

[digital kettle]

like darkening the screen

[lime talon]

evolution in humans doesn't happen due to the fact that pretty much everyone survives

it relies on survival of the fittest over thousands of years and humans have kinda gotten round it

[digital kettle]

when am on publc

[fair zodiac]

just use another app for that

[spiral moat]

bruh the fbi isnt watching u

[fair zodiac]

there should be one you can find easily

[digital kettle]

what is one

[fair zodiac]

idk

there's probably one you can find easily though

just search for it

[lime talon]

i still love the design of Office 07

i found sdr software which uses that design and it's almost making me switch to Windows for SDR stuff

wait no I'd have to deal with virtual audio cable and I'm not trying that shit again

[harsh minnow]

https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts

[night cape]

#rules no piracy

[karmic walrus]

people who want to return to the past...

[night cape]

bad ven

[spiral moat]

what is that

[viral cape]

@harsh minnow can you clarify rule 1

[dusty goblet]

Jfc go read it

[spiral moat]

Microsoft Activation Scripts (MAS)???

[dusty goblet]

Do you need to be spoonfed

[harsh minnow]

rule 1 is very clear

this includes pirated content

[viral cape]

content

so

[night cape]

clueless

[viral cape]

not software

is that correct

[karmic walrus]

I used it and when I changed to a custom Win version, it somehow magically activated itself

[harsh minnow]

software is content

[spiral moat]

@harsh minnow what is that link? what does mean Microsoft Activation Scripts (MAS)

[pine vessel]

nuh uh

[viral cape]

So is activation scripts/whatever considered piracy?

[paper gate]

i install malware intentionally

[harsh minnow]

pirated content

there is no pirated content in that repo

[spiral moat]

where

[stark herald]

:3

[unreal siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/902398873333534753.webp?size=48

[harsh minnow]

there's nothing illegal about it

[dusty goblet]

Lies

[paper gate]

.3

[spiral moat]

WTF

[karmic walrus]

just login to microsoft...

[pine vessel]

i never lie

[viral cape]

shiggyboard

[paper gate]

@unreal siren hii

[stark herald]

[unreal siren]

@paper gate hii

[viral cape]

i mean ms employees have used it themselves

[karmic walrus]

shiggy on gboard reil

[harsh minnow]

rule 1 refers to linking to downloads of cracked programs or similar. aka copyright infringement

[dusty goblet]

But you just did

[paper gate]

you are a creature

[lime talon]

it's modern software but it looks like Office 07 for some reason

@paper gate have you ever used sdrconsole

[viral cape]

i need more creature (the minky) photos

[pine vessel]

as i said i dont lie

[paper gate]

no

never heard of that

[paper gate]

neevr

[viral cape]

what is SDR in this context anyway

[fair zodiac]

hm?

[lime talon]

it's seemingly quite advanced, runs under Wine somehow and looks like Office 07

[lime talon]

it doesn't run very well under Wine

[lime talon]

software-defined radio

[fair zodiac]

oh yeah it's using the exact same design

huh

[lime talon]

yeah, even has all the same themes

[viral cape]

yeah i figured that out 2 seconds before you posted this but thank you

[karmic walrus]

I almost kicked the monitor off the table

[viral cape]

How

[fair zodiac]

isn't the design just microsoft ribbon framework + mfc

basically

[dusty goblet]

But I'm not nice looking

[lime talon]

i don't know what mfc is in this context

[fair zodiac]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Foundation_Class_Library

[viral cape]

gonna admit this but i thought y'all meant an office suite named sdr software

im dead on the inside 2:40 am now

[fair zodiac]

actually wait

[karmic walrus]

it was quite complicated but somehow my foot unconsciously hit the top of the screen

[fair zodiac]

some old code examples give an example of an app using the exact same design as office 07

hold on

[viral cape]

Why was your foot there

[pine vessel]

you are stop spreading misinformation online

[viral cape]

were you using your desk as a foot rest

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[karmic walrus]

My friend pulled my chair and following (my) natural reflex, I raised my foot and kicked the top of the screen.

[fair zodiac]

found it

https://github.com/microsoft/VCSamples/tree/master/VC2010Samples/MFC/Visual C%2B%2B 2008 Feature Pack/MSOffice2007Demo

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080264228247719977/1097330752544321616/FeaturePack1.gif?ex=65e521e6&is=65d2ace6&hm=a0f4bedf731a4205a5b5716fc3967d788394f6087a64ba4aafe9dfbd04d126c8&=

[pine vessel]

@viral cape i have extra old iphone lithum batts do you want them?

[cobalt portal]

derp

[karmic walrus]

I wouldn't say if I pulled lightly, but this was pulling to the point where I was recoiled

[viral cape]

yummy bomb

[fair zodiac]

oh mfc has ribbon stuff built in

[dusty goblet]

How would you know tho

[cobalt portal]

nop

[pine vessel]

spicy pillows :3

[fair zodiac]

so yeah they're literally just using mfc

[dusty goblet]

Yop ur cute

[fair zodiac]

lol

[pine vessel]

i just know trust me

[dusty goblet]

Nuh uh

Tell me how

[pine vessel]

yuh uh

[cobalt portal]

nyo u

[dusty goblet]

You too

[cobalt portal]

she finally admitted :3

[lime talon]

they maybe used that

[pine vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/yipee-meme-gif-25350387

[lime talon]

funny how that works under Wine

[fair zodiac]

they probably did

[jaunty trellis]

[fair zodiac]

this code example is well

for apps to be based off of

and such

[lime talon]

yeah

wasn't expecting wine to work with it but hey

[fair zodiac]

they also released the entirety of windows vista's wordpad as one

[karmic walrus]

Die For AI

[harsh minnow]

accurate username

[native ruin]

i had like 8h one time because i completely zoned out

idek what i did i just checked time and boom 8h

[jaunty trellis]

I'm gonna tease him about that tomorrow at school

he's never hearing the end of it

[night cape]

good

[dusty goblet]

[fair zodiac]

https://github.com/microsoft/VCSamples/tree/master/VC2010Samples/MFC/Visual C%2B%2B 2008 Feature Pack/WordPad :p

[viral cape]

does anyone actually use c.ai for anything that isnt NSFW

[jaunty trellis]

very

[jaunty trellis]

doubt

[viral cape]

[flat inlet]

To make Gandhi say things he won't

[fair zodiac]

or https://github.com/microsoft/VCSamples/tree/master/VC2010Samples/MFC/ole/wordpad

[dusty goblet]

You can't be anything other than very very gay if you like me

[harsh minnow]

okay holy fuck i just realised how much this is

how do you talk to ai for 7 hours a day

[west ore]

is there a pawa kodo for vencord

[harsh minnow]

npc behaviour...

[west ore]

ven kodo

[viral cape]

what the fuck

[flat inlet]

His name is so right

[viral cape]

unironically like

touch grass

[west ore]

you erp with the ai

for 7 hours*

[jaunty trellis]

he doesn't do anything but sit at home and look at his phone all day

[viral cape]

basically so you just dont have a girlfriend and u talk to the ai

[harsh minnow]

@nocturne bough this guy is even worse ai addict than the guy in ur server

[viral cape]

i assume that is how it works?

[fair zodiac]

we need

huskboard

[viral cape]

the what

[viral cape]

YES

@harsh minnow we need huskboard

[harsh minnow]

how old is that guy @jaunty trellis

[jaunty trellis]

18

2 months older than me

[night cape]

manti server???

[harsh minnow]

yea

https://discord.com/invite/zVfxCsxX

[lapis lava]

soon

[nocturne bough]

we are losing humanity

[paper gate]

yop

[nocturne bough]

[hollow jackal]

https://twitter.com/AndrewCurran_/status/1761436838001328316

Andrew Curran (@AndrewCurran_) on X

Students at the University of Waterloo discovered that their candy machines were covertly collecting facial recognition data when 'Vending.FacialRecognitionApp.exe' crashed.

Twitter · Feb 24, 2024, 5:04 PM

[jaunty trellis]

probably a good time to mention he also has like a 500+ line long text doc just sauce

[hollow jackal]

q: whose eyes are those eyes?

a: those eyes are m&m vending machine's eyes.

[viral cape]

Disgusting corporate behavour

[west ore]

vending machine!!! @ vee!!!

[modest musk]

meow

[harsh minnow]

WHAT THE FUCK

[fair zodiac]

frowning4

[hollow jackal]

the m&m machines are watching you always

[jaunty trellis]

I thought you'd have heard of that by now

[pine vessel]

[lime talon]

yes, sometimes

[pine vessel]

nuh uh

[hollow jackal]

actually insane

[pine vessel]

@viral cape im not a possum right?

nuh uh

nuh uh

[viral cape]

idk i think you might be a possum

[pine vessel]

shit

🫠

nuh uh

[viral cape]

ok wtf 3am vencord real

[lime talon]

confirmed

[pine vessel]

look

im not a possum

[viral cape]

i need to take my new zealand timezone and sleep

[pine vessel]

what time is it there?

[viral cape]

3am

i literally just said it

[pine vessel]

for me its 4pm

how we love time zones

[viral cape]

me when i have to talk to cool european friends in the computer at late hours of the night

i should move to somewhere in europe

[pine vessel]

my home is suggested to me

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[pine vessel]

im an imp so im from hell

[pine vessel]

meow :3

[dusty goblet]

Mrrrp :3

[zinc spire]

[fair zodiac]

nordic countries when

[fair zodiac]

mrrow

[pine vessel]

nuh uh imp

[lime talon]

possum

[pine vessel]

im not a possum tho

[fair zodiac]

opossum

[pine vessel]

im an imp 😭

[empty acorn]

simp?

[lime talon]

simp or possum your choice

[modest musk]

meow

[dusty goblet]

Whaaa

[pine vessel]

simp - super intense mincraft player

[dusty goblet]

Cute imp

[harsh minnow]

do

don't move to germany tho it's mid

[dusty goblet]

Move to Germany

[harsh minnow]

NO

[dusty goblet]

:3

I should move to a different country

[modest musk]

mrow

[empty acorn]

come to germany

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

I'm German 😭

[misty parrot]

why not!!!

[empty acorn]

then stay here

[dusty goblet]

[dusty goblet]

Probably won't

[hollow jackal]

they have germans

[pine vessel]

if i wanna move to the eu where should i go? (in israel atm)

[dusty goblet]

Germany

[empty acorn]

dies
austria is just smoll fake germany but much more horible

[empty acorn]

best place u can go is germany

[hollow jackal]

what are u doing in israel

ur gonna die leave!!

[pine vessel]

suffering

[pine vessel]

cant yet im 16 atm at 18 im forced into the army for 3 years only after i can escape

[empty acorn]

damn

[pine vessel]

ya

its a nightmare

[night cape]

how dare you say that

[hollow jackal]

[night cape]

its so nice here in bavaria

[hollow jackal]

if the war isnt over in 2 years you're actually gonna die

[empty acorn]

what the hell is bavaria

[night cape]

https://tenor.com/view/germany-bavaria-lederhosen-dance-folk-dance-gif-10171177

[empty acorn]

bayern?

[night cape]

mhm

[empty acorn]

bayern is great

[night cape]

mhm

[pine vessel]

if you are a helthy man here you are forced to a position that you fight but if you are a girl you can do what ever also they only need 2 years and not 3 like us

sadge momento

[hollow jackal]

we have drafting too

[empty acorn]

become trans

[pine vessel]

wont help here sadly

[lapis lava]

are you seriously thinking israel will recognize that

even USA doesn't

[empty acorn]

WAIT

usa dont???

jesus

[errant chasm]

Horror

[misty parrot]

certain states don't (florida)

[pine vessel]

i just need to suffer a few more years and escape to the eu

[empty acorn]

forgot about that part...

[lapis lava]

selective service
(fuck that)

[dusty goblet]

Just run away

[pine vessel]

florida man

[edgy storm]

my legs are in convulsions

[misty parrot]

yeah uh florida's anti trans laws are actually fucking terrifying

[dusty goblet]

Cant you like get a medical Eval that determines you're unable to server and escape like that

[pine vessel]

cant if i leave befor i finish the army bs that makes it that if i want to come back i cant

[hollow jackal]

in turkey you can escape military by being gay

[empty acorn]

im looking them up now

[dusty goblet]

Why would you want to go back

[edgy storm]

same works in russia

[lapis lava]

any law from a red state is terrifying ngl

[pine vessel]

visit family ig?

idk

[dusty goblet]

Get them to visit you

[hollow jackal]

an entire family migrating out of a country is pretty difficult

im not sure why serika army has gathered at the ikea

[errant chasm]

[hollow jackal]

but i'll take it

[pine vessel]

i have so many shonks from there (4 big and 6 smol) :3

[dusty goblet]

Woah,,

[pine vessel]

but i need mroe

[dusty goblet]

I only have 1 big

[pine vessel]

more

i cant spell

[viral cape]

I wish I had a shonk

[hollow jackal]

visible disgust

[pine vessel]

get 1 :3

[full patio]

https://tenor.com/view/ant-congratulations-congrats-animation-congration-gif-25680287

[hollow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/serika-onoe-chaos-child-sciadv-gif-22476101

[pine vessel]

embed service
https://tenor.com/view/ant-congratulations-congrats-animation-congration-gif-25680287

[full patio]

than

k

[pine vessel]

femboy when maid dress

:3

[modest musk]

meow

[pine vessel]

meow :3

[full patio]

meow

[dusty goblet]

Maow

[errant chasm]

[empty acorn]

meow?

[night cape]

@open pasture ban this man for mic spam thank you

[open pasture]

huh

[errant chasm]

What the hell is that account even

[modest musk]

maow

[pine vessel]

ping a mod :3

[hollow jackal]

the looks of someone who eats cement for breakfast

[hollow surge]

hello retards of this fellow community

hi @edgy storm

[errant chasm]

Imagine how big her forehead is

[night cape]

[golden swan]

do you fw nettspend

[hollow surge]

i have no idea what that means

[golden swan]

listen to shine n peace

[night cape]

idk avg 12yo

[hollow surge]

i can't due to me headphones being charging

[empty acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cement-mixer-dont-tell-anyone-shh-emoji-shh-meme-me-enjoying-gif-26241727

[golden swan]

put it on the speakers.

[empty acorn]

meh

[hollow surge]

i don't trust you

[hollow jackal]

@burnt maple throwback to when i drew serika on the school chalkboard in 2 minutes

[night cape]

oh its you.

[native ruin]

safe for consumption

[golden swan]

do you have anyone home with yo u that speaks english and do they care about the word f uck and shi t

[hollow surge]

no

alright hold on

shine n one peace

[hollow jackal]

ONE PIECE

[native ruin]

one piss

[golden swan]

is that the cartoon where this guy tries to bget the golden nugget

[hollow jackal]

idk

[hollow surge]

the one piss ir real

[hollow jackal]

ive never watched it

[hollow surge]

the one piss israel

[night cape]

can you not @open pasture

[hollow surge]

can i decide?

[golden swan]

can you yes @open pasture

[hollow surge]

can you perhaps @open pasture

[viral cape]

wtf did i read https://fosstodon.org/@squidfunk/111989558536475772

[jolly nexus]

Martin Donath ([e-mail])

OSS is about to get weird.

https://github.com/pkgxdev/pantry/issues/5358

Mastodon · Feb 25, 2024, 1:37 AM

[hollow surge]

i have an image

however

i don't have embed perms

[viral cape]

ai generated package manager 😭

[hollow jackal]

what image

[hollow surge]

i'll just make it ascii and send it anyways

brb

🧠

[hollow surge]

okay did not work

whatever

[open pasture]

huh

[hollow jackal]

just dm it to me

😭

[golden swan]

wait hold on

[balmy rover]

Where do you see that?

What channel

[lapis lava]

server settings -> audit log

[hollow jackal]

hold still

im drawing a gayass

[golden swan]

https://wetdry.world/@authenyo/111992634027833097

does not work

[balmy rover]

Ok I see, thanks

[harsh minnow]

wtf

[cobalt portal]

goals af

[lapis lava]

because theres nothing

[tropic dagger]

what do the red yellow and green indicators mean with the plugin: PlatformIndicators

[lapis lava]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[golden swan]

https://wetdry.world/@authenyo/111992641646979646

[jolly nexus]

:warning: ignore this || https://wetdry.world/@authenyo/111992641646979646 ||

authen :troll: :spinny_cat_bi:​ ([e-mail])

🖼

Image

Click for image

Mastodon · Feb 25, 2024, 2:41 PM

[lime talon]

become unhealthy

[golden swan]

works!

[open pasture]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[harsh minnow]

okay so this site is just awful

[tropic dagger]

damn

[harsh minnow]

it's like a pkg distributor kinda thing with ai generated images and descriptions that make no sense and promise features that don't actually exist

awful

[tropic dagger]

ty

[pine vessel]

I'm making it kinda looks like I have knee problems:3

And a few other small things

Let's hope the fbi doesn't look at my phone atm :3

[lime talon]

why can this crash my browser

[open pasture]

huh

[pine vessel]

Where to?

[lime talon]

idk how it did though

[golden swan]

no i t doesn t

[pine vessel]

Sending all my info now :3

[lucid linden]

vendor

[pine vessel]

I wanna voin you guys in the vc but I'm in school

I'ma finish in like 45min

In class atm

I'll voin on my way home

[golden swan]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - authen

Current:

Rock N Roll
Mos Def • Black On Both Sides

Previous:

New World Water
Mos Def • Black On Both Sides

9 artist scrobbles · 9 album scrobbles · 0 track scrobbles · 36694 total scrobbles

[golden swan]

Roc k ! Roll!

[lucid linden]

.s rock n roll ken carson

[fading lance]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7sdHMJvhKib3ReVPsZFbrf

[lucid linden]

💀

[golden swan]

mos def if he was goood

[lucid linden]

wym if he was good?

(i dont listen to him)

💀

[golden swan]

im goofing around

[lucid linden]

oh

[golden swan]

show me 5 bands tright now

[pine vessel]

Will u voin the vc in like 40 min?

[lucid linden]

lil koinflip 🔥

[golden swan]

Hello. My name is "Authen", full name being "Authen "Yo" Tication". Greetings!

[lime talon]

it did

[pine vessel]

My full name is Moxxie Knolastname

[lucid linden]

catboy stuff 🥺

[pine vessel]

You should buy me a monster can :3

[lucid linden]

make biscuits then

[pine vessel]

I need more cans

[lucid linden]

you only want the can? not the actual juice?

😭

[pine vessel]

Let me see if I have a pic of my wall

[lucid linden]

:3

Tetosterione

[pine vessel]

It's a bit outdated but I didn't add much since this pic

[lucid linden]

my first time seeing a monster collection

[lime talon]

what is this homework task i wonder

[lucid linden]

he really collecting them all

[stark herald]

huge

[lucid linden]

😭

[pine vessel]

I need more

[stark herald]

twenty one pilots @pine vessel

?

[pine vessel]

Ya

[lucid linden]

🔥

[lime talon]

oh they're making a lunchtime club for it

[pine vessel]

I have a lot of vinyls but only place for 2 on the shelves

[lucid linden]

thats crazy

[stark herald]

😭

[lime talon]

i might go to that some days

[stark herald]

are you in

[pine vessel]

I wanna buy wall mounts

[hollow jackal]

ive only tried these 4

[lucid linden]

which one the strawberry flavor

[hollow jackal]

pink one best

[lime talon]

it's an anonymous google form asking whether you care and what year you're in

[stark herald]

pink one is US only supposedly i think

[viral cape]

now with gay people that you vaguely know and share very little common interests with??

[hollow jackal]

i live in a turkish village and we have pink monster here

[uncut escarp]

nya :3

[pine vessel]

You should try the monster mule and from the monster java the Irish blend

[lime talon]

i've highlighted every flavour in this image that i've had

[lucid linden]

oh

[viral cape]

I need eepy

[spiral moat]

░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ - - - FIGHT AGAINST FURRYS AND SAVE DISCORD
▂▄▅████████▅▄▃▂ COPY AND PASTE TANK TO JOIN WAR!
I███████████████████] RIGHT NOW
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲

I randomly found this

[viral cape]

Okay and

[lucid linden]

u saw the dragon ball one

[spiral moat]

do it

[hollow jackal]

@jaunty remnant actually fuck you i now have an intense urge to go get pink monster

[viral cape]

no

furries are fine

[lime talon]

i know who most of the year 11s going will be already

[hollow jackal]

its good

[lucid linden]

and fluffy

fr

[viral cape]

real

[stark herald]

What is a furry ?

[hollow jackal]

okay off to the market see you guys in 15 minutes

[spiral moat]

nvm

[lime talon]

i didn't look at all of them, i have only ever had one energy drink and it's not up there

[lucid linden]

fluffy ethical hackers maybe 🥺

[stark herald]

🥺

[lucid linden]

o

[lime talon]

this is clearly why i'm not a furry

"ethical"

[lucid linden]

lmao

[lime talon]

i don't want a plane of furries to crash but seeing the american tech industry be crippled would be nice

[lucid linden]

but what about the NEETs

or the ones that dont go outside 😔

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[lucid linden]

meow meow?!

[open kernel]

fluffy cute people

[lucid linden]

💯

this

[lime talon]

why am i getting a question about PROTEASES in the AMYLASE one

[open kernel]

shig-sona

[dusty goblet]

Maooow

[lucid linden]

lol

[lime talon]

AND LIPASE

[lucid linden]

real

[open kernel]

miau

ok i thought u hated cats too

[lucid linden]

who hates cats 😭

[lime talon]

who the fuck hates cats yeah

[lucid linden]

cant be sane

💀