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W's in the chaat
slay queen
happy Wednesday everyone! my new manager randomly gave me full time hours for at least the next two weeks
i have not even seen this new manager
wing will come work with me
my employer is so good
*gloom
mine is too
focus on vencord
i like my manager
he's a good guy
he is HUGE though
anyways wing you will work for me i have a few jobs for you
pay me more than $10 an hour
@cosmic otter re-implement console.table using console.log with custom css
i will pay you $11 a day
awful pay rates
yeah
i make more than that in a student job π

they did this without talking to me
minimum wage over here is like 12.45
happens to me sometimes
simply go 8 hours then go home without talking to them
I make like $16/hr
they can give you full time hours for a couple weeks at a time while you're part time
if that's any sign for things to come then im out of here
i only know its two weeks bc nothing has been scheduled further
its likely gonna continue
and maybe it's just the manager wanting to be nice and give you more hours
my work contract is legally limited, they cant make me work more than 20h a week (or 40h outside of the lecture period)

they should have asked if i wanted these hours
Without the r
you will be promoted to manager and be forced to manage
why is my pocky box telling me to learn coding
i wanna decease but im not allowed to
im not that weird
i promised already thast i will not decease under my own control for the next 75 days 
im not killing myself for a company that pays me 10 an hour
wing will work at walmart
walmart is $14 minimum in every state do you love
id rather work in literal hell
@cosmic otter do you steal from the cash register
no theres cameras
zt could never work a customer servic job
wrong
wing will quit his job soon
you were fired and banned from the place
@fallow drum https://youtu.be/qLZenOn7WUo watch
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A place obscured by the Erdtree.
Where the goddess Marika first set foot.
A land purged in an unsung battle.
Set ablaze by Messmerβs flame.
It was to this land that Miqu...
DON'T HUSK
fres will study
okay
suffering 2 electric boogaloo
any mcdonalds
@paper gate fix #internot-relay-cob
probably
wing will be fired
gonna talk it over with my parents first
I'd be fine with these new hours if it came with better pay
but that's not happening
focusing on school should always be priority though i just have bills lol
i wish i could quit my job tbh
you will be forced to work full time until you collapse and die from exhaustion
I've got >10k in the bank
i work some crazy hours sometimes although i am also part time
you don't win if you don't play
wtf my photoshop just realized it's pirated xd, hosts are blocked and I've done nothing
i kknow
@cosmic otter add me to your GitHub successors so I can finish gloom when you die this year
its good enough to last while i do school

wing you wll save that money
tell
@cosmic otter give me money
yeah i know
wing will gamble it all at the casino
if you spend any of that 10k i will kms
hello people
i need my weekly dr pepper supply rosie
wing will invest it all in nfts and Bitcoin
@cosmic otter I saw some Dr pepper beef jerky
idc how american that sounds
using a custom client mods!
dr pepper is my absolute favorite drink of all time
no way
i don't spend more than $20 a week
ive had it and its fucking amazing
i don't like Dr pepper
it's so over...
crazy
zt will eat the dr pepper chili
never
yes u will
@cosmic otter
Apple
what's his deal
is there big pillow companys
he laundry
use google...
i dont use google
what is that
malpaca
do NOT buy from mypillow
so insane
why sob
the owner is unhinged
and on top of that they're overpriced
you can buy a better pillow for half the cost
@fallow drum you can be my pillow
he literally has commercials of him being like "they tried to cancel me but i am back" kinda thing
so crazy
im the grinch but all year
what does this mean
sorry to hear
i feel bad for you
zt is mine
help
good idea
@fallow drum
zt will find you
π
bruh
so many kittens
@fallow drum
how
i can do that
same
your stalls are made of tin
@sharp jay hiii
hiii
donald trump @paper gate
ro
Hey what are the features on vancord?
she discording my nitro until i boost
@sharp jay hii
me
do not
hallo vendor
ZEET
ight
@paper gate @paper gate hlo
reinstall/repair right
venbot mad
@sharp jay meow
meo
@twin crag hi
just had a genius idea
instead of helping people outside support or telling them to vns
we give them silly advice 
like "buy a new vencord license"
download ubuntu
or maybe "send money to vee to unlock persistent vencord"
or
"send money to rushii to unlock persistent keylogger"
send money to me and ill give you a persistent token lagger
gimme the 16 numbers in front of your card
with the date
its the date that it will explode
π₯
and the 3 digits next to your card
sure :3
will make my job easier too
(why do i expect a child that'll fall into this)
that's weird
you don't have brainrot
i have too but i can upload images
serious
haha funny
me when my gf is literally about to commit [not want to live] someone and used vns
gloom
i am
not
in the fucking mood
meow
gl
any cats in chat
stay safe, and make sure your gf is too
I've noticed people treat this chat like a therapy lounge.
this is a community
why wouldnt we
Fair enough
I don't have a problem with it, it's just something I've noticed.
i love publicly dispensing my mental issues until people get seriously worried for my safety just to end it off with a "lmao"
:3
Interesting
should i triple boot
:3
why 
i woudlnt want to see those people
Maybe
could be nice to have a vencord meetup tho
one day
Fair enough
i will meet 2 cuties from here in 71 days hopefully 
@fallow drum I will unload my personal issues on you
im gonnna tak about it everytime i see you
i paid for vendor chat im gonna use vendor chat
oo
who here wants me to unload my personal issues on them :3
plot twist: nvhhr is actually a 50 year old morbidly obese man living in his mom's basement
nope
@paper gate haii
would still be better than my parents

hiii
proof?
true
not sure how to provide proof

vendor stopped trusting nvhhr because of me 
whos vencord
vencord is the friends we made along the way
false
im actually a morbidly obese woman living in my dad's basement
@raw panther you owe me 100 dollars
sure
That's crazy
I can give proof in a few days 
oh no
I'm uh actually morbidly skinny teenager
fact checked by american patriots: false
you won't be disappearing under vendor's watch
Damn, that's crazy
Nice!
heres a better wikipedia page
eh ive considered it multiple times
to just go poof
wait what there was another person
The question is should I finish season 2?

i will literally pat you until you cannot think about that
forget my godawful meme skills but we're all here for you 
Oh yeah
not you again
what does blocked guy say
Hey Itchy, something happened.
how im not near you
im sorry for asking a genuine question, for fuck sake
"why are people leaving, I'm confused"
heres a better wikipedia page
guys stop talking in chat i have to start on this 2,500 essay i haveb't started due today
oh
mreow :3 uwu (can't make a funny response so i'm just meowing)
maybe read a bit above, you'd see ashley's gf is thinking of doing self delete
that ashley too is thinking so
and edvraz isnt going that well
i just got into chat, im sorry
good
ok then 
i estimate my thoughts to go to funny places momentarily though
relatable
hypothetical therapist: why are you so unproductive
me: 
Well I now realize why you guys say it so creatively
oh well rather my thoughts are fully depressed already and are going bad places but my mood somehow isnt too affected yet
oh wait thats my coping mechanism of emotional numbness when bad stuff happens (2 people i like disappearing)
hi
^
hiii
vendor off topic chat or vencord plugin development, which one eats everyone's time more
hiiiii
maybe support and offtopic
whar
@sudden sun i was at an apple store today

Tell me more
that doesnt do anything
shit is miles ahead of aasp's
do not volunteer in #π₯-vencord-support-π₯ it is literally the daycare channel
ofc it is
That's cool, to be expected of Apple.
fr
Err evening, hope everyone's doing alright or at least getting by considering

New Users Moment
if i didnt promise pingu to make it to her id have disappeared as well already 

so unless the insane feeling of meaninglessness of everything doesnt kick in ig im not disappearing?
although in some ways itd be better and easier if i did
Ed
i'm getting the new m3 pro 16 soon
space black
sometime this week

zt loves so much
W
rosie so bad with money
it wouldn't be
kill him
NO
Noo
very soon
good
nuh uh no pats
@paper gate hiiii
i will ask pingu to forward headpats to you /j
@errant chasm
why is fedora downloading nvidia drivers when im amd
docker networking hurts my head
@granite lily hi
71 days leaves a lot of room for bad things to happen thast would prevent thast from happening 
zeet!
@granite lily radia
@jaunty remnant hi
i just didnt use docker it hurty my brain
Rosie rot consumes
pronouncing zt as zedtee

oh hey new blobcat 
kill me instead
also
π«
nuh huh
why are you huggging me now
yuh uuh
@fallow drum

to stop you from doing not good things
I will not do selfending things unless i fade into a state where nothign matters anymore and im massively depressed at the same time
at which point almost nothing can save me anyway
I was at that exact point where everything lost meaning and nothing mattered anymore only once
hoping you don't get into that state
so i dont know how likely it is
i mean my coping strategies usually stop it from happening ig?
idk it happened with 12 after that incident with my parents
still sad i listened to that voice in my head oh well better not have this here
nitroglycerin instructions
nop not pat worthy
my coping strategy is very bad too so eh
yes pat worthy
how
how about maxmodding, i know many maxmodders
chat
how would one access ports outside a docker container from inside a docker container
Why'd I get husked for hoping everyone is doing somewhat well?
you're one of the only remaining decent people who exist (not saying everybody else is not decent, vendor is just kinda like this lol)
i said many vendor people are decent
vendor is just kinda like thsi lol
???? im not decent
whar
uhhh
but im not decent
you'll have to mess around with the networks block
chat gpt ass
you are, just don't see it that way cause you're not feeling great currently
..no... theres nothing good about me lol
even in a good mood id never call myself decent
what in the world makes you think im a decent person tho
r u high
i eat it and i explode
give me your old laptop there will be a big explosion like a really big explosion
i just think you had bad rng
Lemme know if that's the same 72 days from now, can't say that so confidently when there's a lot of possible ways that can change for the better
you aren't a decent person
actually you're really nice
tbh i still dont believe that pingu actually likes me lol
whar how
im still some sort of psychopath tho?
m
just ask pingu
???
no
why think that
ed lore reveal /j
I've dealt with that feeling myself and an ex feeling like they aren't enough.
ask her what
if you're nice
frl why do you think that
why
understandable
also can yall ping me its really hard to keep track of messages to me thanks
you just are
but like even if you are right in your self-assessment you can still be a good person
whar
you seem to try and de-humanize yourself to make it easier to justify seeing yourself in as negative a way as you currently do
not realyl
ask again in dms if you wanna know :p
What else would make you a psychopath exactly?
i woiuldnt call myself nice
that's why they're doing it for u
guh
psychosis? doesn't seem like it to me
i thought that was a huge icecream sandwich
I have a bottle of hennesy and some mental sheneningans of my own
oh wait i just read the text and it says the same thing
my whole town just lost electricity lol
that's real dark zamn
rate the song im listening to (be brutally honest)
grow op need them lights
no idea what happened
okay
I do know the Smiths, haven't listened to them much but they're pretty aight id say
I remember once at 3am the power went out xd
And I noticed because it got completely dark outside and I couldn't sleep
Gladly i didn't sleep because I woke my parents up and told them to use a different alarm lol
DumbDrakco
what kinda Draco would that be
*smol AK(74U) kit based pistol carbine, popular in the USA
power is restored
Nixos (need this sorry)
thanks
Is there any plugin on Vencord that allows you to save a message locally as if it were a notepad? I've seen this in some other modified clients, I don't know if it exists here...

what is nixos
@gaunt cloud meow
go to #π₯-vencord-support-π₯ and elaborate
i made her a silly ultrawide selfie
it looks stupid as hell and i love it πππ
I'm just going to send it there
meow
hi
i'd share my ultrawide selfies if i could lmfao
she is so stupid
i love my cleo weo's uw scrungle
just make some of your cats
oh wait
no perms
im stupid
lmfaooooo
send in dms i am an image resending service
yea i think vee has a vendetta against me (not true)
l
spinny
courtesy of @gaunt cloud
is courtesy the right word to use
im fucking stupid
ok good thought so
nuh uh
is she your cat
yes
good kitty
evening vee
@paper gate can we please get more minky photos
soon

never

what's the second one? my vesktop just stopped being vencord
how can i get minky premium
I love minky!!!!!
you're the reason I won't become one π
is minky premium even real @paper gate
it is a conspiracy theory

roblox?
Can i eat your old one (for scientific research)
Meow
certified street pharmacist
mink
π
The shark should get extra cuddles
The minkster 2
meow
hiii @errant chasm
@paper gate hiii
Is there anyone here from norway?
I need you to translate "Computer Science" in to Norwegian, ty.
h
Go translate it lol
you'll see why I'm asking

ok
Datavitenskap
lol
guh
i forgot thats what it gives you
:)


reminds me of the Nato name for the Mig-15
@ripe willow meow
okay @void ivy I did a dumb
I'm sorry
I didn't realize people would get timed out
for saying that
i played minecraft for TWELVE HOURS today
pizza place
only?
hewo btw is your visor va, ips, or tn /j
nooo
it's microled (best display tech in the world, it's so good it isn't even mass production yet) isn't it
@real skiff
some kind of [something]LED i think
My longest Minecraft session is like 24h during lock down I think
@jaunty remnant
ive deleted the us language pack and its decided to come back as a keyboard layout but not let me delete it? does anyone know how to delete this
I lost interest in Minecraft 
it was my whole day
disable it in the registry?>
i thouight that said among us language pack

I don't even wanna know how long I played skyblock during the lockdown summer 
microled enjoyer congrats
Windows Registry trumps all
and when it doesn't
go lower
make a kernel driver to hide that option
I never played skyblock
i dont even have this shit installed
its fun
it was working fine like the last month or so
until it decided to reinstall itself silently again and not let me delete it
this is the most you thing you have ever said
I remember I mined for like over 16 hours straight to get mining 60 cuz I was "close" and I did a lot before and after that too 
the among us language
@west ore that one guy from the botnet I stole
if you dont mind having it just disable the shortcuts to change it
finally changed the PW
why do i need quality++ π
and 
he fucking
@ripe willow how do i make a discord botnet
he changed his shell payload too
i need the shortcut to change languages
its now a lot more inconvenient to choose between three rather than two
oh i just play mostly unmodded and singleplayer
so I can't just adb reboot
yikes
@pure shore hi
noooo
I'm not sure if you can disable, i've tried in the past and it keeps coming back
lmao
but try searching more about it, maybe you can find a way
chat
what is this menu that pops up when i hold down a key
and how do i get rid of it
and I'm asking around
hii
hiiii
the funny menu
for what fucking point though
you cant get rid of it
like why
I don't know what you're referring to but that sounds entertaining
likely ime?
i cant play games with it
you can make a fork removing i t.
set your keyboard layout to seomthing else
my coworker and I are tracking malware C2s
what is ime
alt + (key next to one) ?
and we've seen references in their malware
thing you enter chinese with
to people that we used to know
so it's become somewhat of a meme
someone tried to insult me by calling me a nerd
reminds me of the Dune references the NK hacking group had
nerd.
lmao you tried on the wrong guy
@errant chasm hiiiii
nerd.
@paper gate hiii
forgot their name but the wannacry wagwan
@raw panther wake
where do i set that
why are they thinking Joel
No thoughts behind them eyes
I finally got home though
Only joel
Haven't slept for 30+ hours by now
We're stealing marcus's wannacry tracker map's ping sound for our mirai tracker map
it's going to be LEGENDARY
every time a new ddos attack is launched

"PING PNG PNIG"
oh ok good that fish is actually called Joel and it's not just a crookst chat thing
I slept for 6 hours, stayed awake for 3, then slept 2 hours
and well
10 hours later after waking up for the last time in the day
I am eepy as hell
I'm kind of surprised that I'm still awake and functioning
and not just
self combustion
eeper :o
meow
I have to do a ton of shit on my PC and I'm eepy af
maybe first eep if that eepy
Polish, install is a w tho
yes
*oop
school tomorrow
bweh
you like them?
.fm
Spaceman and Human
Five Starcle Men β’ Gomba Reject Ward Japan
Bitchen Transmission
Five Starcle Men β’ Gomba Reject Ward Japan
i will never remember the moment i linked it to my finnish friend
i have no idea what im listening to but htis is fire
their reaction was so funny
lmao
^^ serial arson at this point
does anyone know how to turn this off
it happens whenever i hold down a key
(there's also Riddarna ; simma hem.
If you want some less colorful lyricism :P)
go to the sticky keys settings thingy
might be a setting in that hellscape of shift clicking yourself out of a game

Better title than Gruppen... im Altersheim 
just found the answer
obscure program that i installed that had that on by default
Blamed windows
i didn't know this even existed
not base windows
@paper gate do you agree
yes
Good
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@dusty goblet you
Me?
,fm
get pattedd
.fm
Rzcurueucuruh4
Only Kids Of Nothing Star
Five Starcle Men β’ Gomba Reject Ward Japan
Ducks Abduct
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there is no such thing as devil worship.
windows become macos xd
dude, clean your desktop
cutie
sΓ€atanΓ€ simping?
You
not just me silly


miau
True nvhhr and pingu and Julie and vee and so many other people here too
nvhhr eep time gn vendor
stay cute
Hope you all sleep well
including yourself
Nuh uh
wait for you to restart and it appear again:
I'm not even kidding that's not impossible to happen
yuh uh

Nop
also what the hell is this
nuh uh'nt
yop
Nuh uh
honeypot logs
it's getting hit every minute or two at this point

the what
Ok anyway gn
Can't wait to fail my exam tmrw
Yippe
And then work the 2 days after 
Ty
this wifi network in my area called HoneyPot is 100% definitely safe to join yep defo
it has a password
Try to do your best Ed, not studying doesn't mean its not worth tryna answer the exam anyhow
windows? bottom right
i actually donβt know why it looks for architectures
weird
to judge people and only attack certain choices considered to be subpar
file names
the bins are sorted by their arch type
plastic recyling idk
OH LMAO
whichever one hits, hits
just run it all and pray
tfrgfdttgvxcdcxxdtxdstdtdcyd\
2015
spray and pray
at least.
is that like shoot and scoot but binlike?
it makes sense but itβs detectable (sigill or binary load fail)
although
they probably donβt care
keysmash
the real authors care
the people just downloading mirai or mirai strains
off github
and compiling
they don't care

lol
wait can mirai hack the estrogen pump /j
this is defo the way with limited resources
It might, depending on the kind you have
wouldn't be the first odd thing that crashes due to malware in a medical setting
^ also true, some of these devices are wildly restricted on commands
you'll find ones without curl or wget built in
so trueβ¦
Hello guys, does anybody know how to change the mouse cursor in veskop? When I am hovering with mouse over vesktop its different than my default cursor (Breeze dark).
how does that work lol
i mean like processing power
vns
I have not read the source for that 
but I can only imagine Paras just made something to stream the bins over TCP directly
this is like science fiction speak but not meaningless
i thought that was what echo loader meant, echo the bin to a file and directly run it
this should be the echo loader
at what part do I overcharge the MacAfee Manager?
Make a plugin that makes it easier to download voice messages as those don't have a download button.
few things will peak stuxnet for me, as far as I know
ah yes i donβt have an http impl so iβm just going to casually write telnet in presumably bash
gay furry hackers hacking nuclear lab and requesting catgirls
hmm indeed
thugshaker leak might be as unhinged even if its artic temp iq stuff
Dial up Decryptor is a name one should coin when possible
half of Mirai is Golang
OH LOL
@ripe willow hii
I think he did a lot of the C stuff
the actual brainlet-lesser part?
Codein?

cus the article was written after mirai's source code was released and the authors were arrested
I'm behind 7 walls kiddo
which was after someone used mirai to attack Kreb's website after applejack got arrested 
MLP lore getting wild



