#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
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speak british, the R is not really pronounced
doubt it; everyone hates hearing their own voice tbh especially on recordings because it sounds different compared to when you speak
yeah
played sea of thieves with randoms and they called me she because of my avatar :3
pretty accurate
Jay Street and Deviant Ollam
I hate my own voice even on not recordings ๐ญ
I know a bunch of tricks from other stuff aswell
It's not even dysphoria my voice is just awful
i used to hate my voice on recordings now its alright usually

dont say that 
Your voice 100% fine trust
got into my own house via a tiny horizontal window near a wall more than once

yeah in recordings i sound 4 years younger than otherwise
I just don't listen to my voice on recording so idk if it's bad or not 
you analyze yourself too much, remember you're by far your own worst critic
Stop me (without muting me)
^
god we need noise cancellation voice messages on vesktop

beep
@rapid viper HOOK IT UP BABYYY
LMAO
your voice? the way you look? the cringe thing you did once? nobody else thinks nothing of it but you
you can run the Nvidia RTX thingy without anything
obj update!
You're probably right but I still think my voice is awful lol
am wake
minecraft stream ended so sob
Erm
Come to Freiburg and you can hear my voice /j
*wrong reply but the thing about bump keys is that you can casually fumble around like you're just tryna open it

i mean like krispy voice messages
I don't analysze I just hate
nom
The RTX thing is a program that's runnable on most GPU's I'm pretty sure
Oh really
I don't care if anyone thinks about it if I hate it
also has a noise filter
Whar
same thing most of the time for most people, self-image is usually all negatives
omw
i am wake now
Maybe will maybe
holy shit i just found the inverse of eval
WHAT IS TAHT LANGUAGE
OCAML
ITS LIKE RUST BUT WORSE
AHAHAH

I will not go to the train station at 2am
you have to learn to not give a fuck and just be yourself
Node js if it was insane
windows only
VAp
Parents will murder me lmfao
that's when real gang shit happens tho
Rrimroninrinrorninrirm

look at my child
wow!
just go there and talk with the local drunk man holding a 0.5L cheap beer can
Ok Js.Console.errot
Not even because I did smth stupid or dangerous but because they don't like what I do
Js.log
I need to move out then I can do what I want
wait youre an adult right
Beign myself means hating myself
you might feel a little less shitty about yourself
Yea
and ur parents dont let u do what u want??
like a lot less shitty
@harsh minnow has a voice I could fall asleep to
Yop

gonna tell u a bedtime story
yes please
Idk I haven't tested it out yet because after years of trauma I'm scared to use my rights ๐ญ
I've booked a fucking flight to Finland and I'm scared to tell them
vencord bedtime story time when
NOT A GERMAN ONE
DO NOT TELL A GERMAN ONE
horror
They're just so soothing
german bedtime stories = kids get eaten
wtf
as long as your room is built like the good german bunkers that is
how do german monsters get into bunkers
rate
translate pls
"I'm gay"
"I am a cool person"
cool
I fucking sound like I am twelve
true
Ever tried booking a train ticket whilst tripping hard?
this mic better
I don't think there's even a connection for me to get there at fucking 2am on a Sunday
I don't remember where in Germany "ich" is pronounced like this
I wouldn't even get back home ๐ญ
some Colombian bam bam oughta do the trick
cute language
is that polish
it is!
thanks
horror
Have you considered working with children
its kinda hard reading out loud a story you never read before
true
cause you dont know whats coming
I understood that woman and daugter live in the woods and something about cooking and eating
i take care of my little sister sometimes!!
she always makes me read her books

but shes still very young so they are like two sentence books
this is adorable
she turns 2 soon
keep being a good older sibbling
What
๐ช
Holy age difference
yeah lol 19 year difference
Just knock on a door really loud whilst yelling aufmachen

my mum got me very young

in a sense this is good 
my mum got me at like 25
you get like
Oh
@harsh minnow
Saved
experience with a child
wholesome
this is NOT young
plot twist: ed is vee's little sister /j
omg
not the youngest
when you said very young
mm 25 is young for todays standard
I mean it doesn't sound bad
maybe not for 20y ago standard
very young doesn't mean the youngest
my mom got me at 19
i think 25 is very young for getting kids
julie voice reveal
yeah, I'm the yougest of 3 and my mom was like 20
especially cause she also got my older sister at like 20
yea
i have 3 sisters
(it's just meowing)
My condolences
nice story ( i didnt undertsnda a word
)
I also have 3 sisters, all older
theyre mostly nice
I have 1 younger brother (I dislike him)
I have like literally 0 bond with any of the people I live with

how old is he
guh
the other day i went on a walk with her (in a stroller) and it was really funny cause all the other stroller moms talked to me
i wonder what they thought lmao
Idk (like 10 maybe)
omg
all i heard was nyan
PIPO
zamn u don't even know how old he is
pipooo
need face reveal, you must actually be 3 racoons in a trenchcoat
i can't post face reveal bc no image perms
cuteify her
get this girl some perms
pretty sure she had them and lost them again
ik you'll just post a cat or something
second time's the charm
i posted "lol whitename no image perms" gif and rini thought it would be funny to remove my perms
deserved
casual whitename racism
BASED RINI
Lol whitename no image perms laugh at this user
are whitenames a race?
yipe!!
can i post gif making fun of greennames or will you kill me
You should use this racism against me
I thought you were against it
Sounds fun
went from german to aussie
I should join with an alt so you can treat me like a whitename /j
should i reveal my voice in spectogram
Should I reveal my voice in a vc
(no time specified)
yes 
somehow yes
LOL
Okay I won't visit me irl for voice reveal 
you hate what??
you monster
thats normal
I also talk in much higher pitch when speaking english
lmao
it's funny
join vc plebs
Idk what I sound like other than awful
please cutify vee (cute voice) /serious ||/j||
Make me
can i send me screaming
i can put meow into my mic
@harsh minnow do you like europapark
do yall agree with what i said here
never been
Go with me
https://github.com/rhasspy/piper who's going to voice clone vee
skipping waiting lines is really cozy
@candid blaze hi
vee deepfake
hii
seriously bro?? in black history month too???
axyy
why do you have fake mod
lidewally
AWFUL
Do I join the vc
yus
can i meow aggressively in vc
yes
What are you talking about in vc
awesome stuff
Hm
I'm not even talking
i would take meow and play it through pipewier
I won't talk if there's more than 3 other people 
people in VC are great because I can test my stupid plugin development
And I know all of those 3 already*
i cant even talk cuz its midnight
I could whisper
amsr
Nah im not joining
its midnight here too pussy
I've actually questioned why this isn't a plugin to auto-mute on someone random joining
Do you live alone
sleep
if I talk at midnight my mom will kill me
mum
simply dont get kiled
Impossible
who is [[please wait... searching for funniest person in case: your mom]]
how about kill your mother instead
Fun fact my mom is the peak reason why I had a negative view on girls for the most of my life
๐ญ
damn incel to trans girl pipeline
is real
many such cases
๐ญ
@harsh minnow
I just assumed every girl would be like my mom and that was enough to hate all of them 
@dawn iris hiiiii
I don't understand how people can just talk in a vc with a lot of people without issues
Maybe that's just bullying diff
kitty
prob is 
||why a community of depressed young men with nothing to lose is convinced the only way out of their misery is gender transition||
mods, smite this user
tbh i struggle a lot but its just practice :3
same
i like just listening sometimes
funny article doe not quoting it seriously
i don't like talking
I like listening to people I care about in some way (=friends) but then talking is... Hard
the kode tode assistant
probably should've explained it that way
people will port my voice to bonzibuddy
my mistake original gangster
A Java processor is the implementation of the Java virtual machine (JVM) in hardware. In other words, the Java bytecode that makes up the instruction set of the abstract machine becomes the instruction set of a concrete machine. These were the most popular form of a high-level language computer architecture, and were "an attractive choice for bu...
yes
i need one of these
Maybe I should do some practice
YUSS
fish
But not with a vc this full lmao (and not at this time of day)
the bot can now dox itself
join #1032756252167639040
i hope this is fake
incredible
Why 
do it
reset the token doe
i did it 5 seconds before posting
If thats what u want
its funny
i love discord
you don't have to
hi gays
hi
Hai
what are the gays doing in vc
Is that enough vee
I didn't even notice vc was active
yes
funny
idk funny
Aight fine
colourful
@brittle granite @harsh minnow
Lemme take discords mic perms
slide down w it
1 sec
the veecast
julie needs a color
@harsh minnow happy now
joinn
talk 2 me
yo the stage waiting song kinda slaps
im terrified to start a stage cause what if it pings everyone
Not at 1am 
joibn the vencast!
sentenced to veecast
@brittle granite
@harsh minnow quit switching sides..
hi axy 
Oh yeah @harsh minnow I didn't explode I'll need my money back
explodes you
this hurts
I will sue you either for assault or sa
Depends what exploding you meant
nooo don't explode her, shes cute
uhhh definitely not THAT explosion
I'm not cute
unexplodes her
If I was cute vee would've actually blocked me like they said earlier 
this statement is disputed

That just reminds me about how sad my life is, yippe
@glossy swallow
no
rini in vc
more like rinyaa
its talking
it won't change your life...
fear
is there a plugin that lets you switch the places of people in vc? like move them from left to right
It's more like "I was friendless for like 98% of my life and nobody ever wanted to do shit with me"

gn vendor stay cute
skill issue
sometimes it's like that, it doesn't mean you're not actually a pretty cool person
I don't think I fit the category of pretty cool person 
Just don't like stuff and don't draw anything :3
If I was cool I wouldn't have been bullied for 10y tho
@harsh minnow
new Promise((rej,res)
No they think it's funny that I'm dumb and different and get mad about what they say so I'm an easy target for them
Not cool at all

i had many friends growing up they kicked my ass and bullied me
I had maybe 2 friends irl
While I was in school
For some time
In between 12-18 I did not have a single friend irl
Only bullies
cat
i get bullied online still
The amount of times I have imagined doing that is not countable
WOAH dont say that
LMAO PINNED WTF
u dont want the bundesnachrichtendienst at ur door
NO WAY
The what
meowmeowmeowmrowmeowmeow
@harsh minnow can i nyaspam into vc
are you a cat
explain cdn
Let me speedrun account deletion any% (my account is limited)
Also why not maybe they're nice people!!
lmaoo
nerd emoji progamming
fire
window
be glad I didn't mention the details of those imaginations lmao
Julie slowly stealing my cellular data with image spam /hh
/hj*
@harsh minnow i deadass thought ur pfp was the green m&m
i live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "section 8." me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. we possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. if anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, i will be more than happy to release my address. i would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and i regularly disobey the law.
whar
We should mass report that message for glorifying violence
Grey piece of shit sounds like me
:3
Thank God my dad is sleep im having my pc draw 600 watts and not even using it rn
@wide leaf mugminky
@elder geyser they used kotlin
I would vc with vee but not with all the others 
Not in 1 vc at least
I joined for 30 seconds because vee told me to
Muted
@harsh minnow when's the train arriving here 
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
needs context that isnt here

@errant chasm hiii
Exception is if they're on my friend list
@paper gate hiii
I don't hate those
WHY
why not
@low heron hii
Obj haii
haii

;3
@errant chasm hii
@paper gate hiii
rusher i saw you
Exploding
I would do things to my family thst get me life lol
But yeah otherwise it checks out for me
did you see me there
yes
then you're lying
i wasn't there today
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wrong
spam
wing has a flip phone
My mobile data loves all these gifs
@wide leaf
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beep
mugminky
is guilty feat strive good
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i beg of you
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you
Brain rot
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I will go murder people (ingame)
holy fuck
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RACISM

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my honest reaction
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@brittle granite yu rae now
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@paper gate hiii
@errant chasm hiiii
banger


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@deep token meow
meow
among us drawing i did
youre so good at art wtf
OH MY GOD HAHAHAH IM HONORED TY FOR MAKING IT A STICKER
tjats me
its amazing
not as good as id like to be, ill get there
thank you
i feel like this should also be a sticker
i agree
@paper gate hiii
here it is in square so it doesnt look like shit as a sticker

imo it looks fine lol
i prefer smaller tbh
why are the colors better
real


What are reasons to exist
funny
we aint doin this rn
cats
gta 6
me
ffs i spent an hour soldering two male ends of an aux cable
turns out the aux port in my car doesn't even support stereo
Thats a reason to jump now
YAOI
god dam
YAOI โค๏ธ
im not good for you
neither is myself to myself
ed lowkey can you like stfu about the depression shit
like if its a cry for help and you dont have friends who you trust enough to vent to im down but like
you kinda ruin the vibe often
Ruining the vibe is the only thing I'm good at
what way
like
like a date or gun
oh my goddd shut your ass up you are so corny
I couldn't care less about what you think lmao
rule 7???
Not really
rule 2
idk if that applies
i been trying but this cuh
guh
guh
No thoughts behind those eyes
fisj

Sometimes I wish I just was normal in the head
but then u realise there's fishee
And not a collection of trauma and mental illnesses held together by God knows what
fishee
Not really
bwaa
Also why tf is God in my keyboard capitalised??? Fuck off Microsoft

god is a name
@harsh minnow i will pul minkys whiskers

Noo
zeet why
@errant chasm hiii
why zeet
@paper gate hiii
@low heron hii

ur ass is literally german why are you the one mad abt capitalising a name
Nomen will be capitalized 
i will sink my teeth into rinis flesh
Or nouns or whatever they're called in english
I can differentiate between "all nouns are capitalised" and "fuck yeah let's capitalise God it's a noun but Christianity and bullshit is so cool we need to capitalise it"
because you're always supposed to capitalise god it's so cringe
??? God is a noun by definition
crazy
horror
i do not respect god do not capitalise that bitch!!
If there's stuff like gods I want it to be like what the Greeks believed in
The Percy Jackson shit
That'd be cool
Kratos or something
But not the Christianity bullshit

google proper noun
holy grammar
all polytheistic religions are awesome
"Let's burn everyone who disagrees with us" 

greek, roman (same thing), nordic / germanic
egyptian
etc
they're all fire
then you have abrahamic religions which are so boring
most asian religions too
@harsh minnow hey
Discord this is what Christianity did do not strike my account again thanksies
@paper gate hiii
I agree yeah
@errant chasm hiii
yes
like compare religion where you have different gods for each category and all of them have their own traits like in some rpg
to fucking christianity/judaism/islam where there's only one god and he doesn't even do cool stuff like the polytheistic gods
massive downgrade
@harsh minnow your computer has virus
we need to go back
i will remove for $500


Yop
minky is sitting on me
greek gods fucked humans i think theyr funny
the mink
Demigods ๐ฅ
finnish mythology >>>>
wtf is finnish mythology
Although i dont think hes real
My thought
is that just nordic or do you have separate
completely different
what the
it's actually peak
Finnish mythology is a commonly applied description of the folklore of Finnish paganism, of which a modern revival is practiced by a small percentage of the Finnish people. It has many features shared with Estonian and other Finnic mythologies, but also shares some similarities with neighbouring Baltic, Slavic and, to a lesser extent, Norse myth...
Christianity is mythology
fr tho why the fuck did we go from that to christianity
exactly
Because the Christians burned everyone who didn't agree with them
it's a cult
ven is a myth
Obviously...
PERKELE
Vendor is the better cult
Vee you need to register your religion
Our gods will be discord staff 
it's funny that most of our weekdays are still named after germanic religion
surprised the christians didn't reform weekdays

The Christians are me Fr, they love violence but lack creativity
@dusty goblet meoowww
lazy fucks too busy crusading the planet ig
zt what are you doing
Hai
haiii

gamig
monday = moon day
Tuesday = Tรฝr day
Wednesday = woden (odin) day
Thursday = thor day
Friday = frigg (odins wife) day
Saturday = saturn day
Sunday = well duh

meow
meow
I like summoning cats
well sug
what thr fuck
TYPO
is that enough cavas
get glava
What's tha4
and make it overlay windows
Says me and makes it even worse by queuing more painful shit
lmao my ram went up 6% just from doubling the cava
why the husk
well they kinda did in german

note how the day for wednesday is very different (mittwoch = middle of week)
I hate that discord doesn't open links in apps on mobile anymore
insane
it wasn't always called mittwoch
Horror
Lmao
I prefer mittwoch over that word
@errant chasm hiii
@paper gate hiii

woden/wuotan/wotan is an alternative older name for odin
I wonder if I'm gonna get doxxed by one of vencord's members
ven hates me
awawawa
And the information is shared in #๐บ-regulars
Sleep with an eye open tonight
Real, @open kernel lives in france
After looking at ur bio
nop
I live close to france
same
My condolences
what's saarland?
Actually
Horror
I don't want to be in my family don't worry
I live close to France too
Thereโs a French overseas territory next to Brazil
country in south america
my hair is spicy
?????
I was gonna say no that's Alabama.... It's late
@sour yew see what you did
:3
cc @clear portal
Also nah its Freiburg
It's like 30m from the border
By car
Switzerland isn't too far away either
I have no friends in either Canada nor Switzerland
Why did I say Canada
France is meant
lmfao
it's late
Suppress highlights doesn't work??
those aren't highlights


theyre based on summaries
unless it changed and they fixed it now
which is funny cuz this server doesn't even have summaries
Discords ai for summaries has taken over
hop off rn
It's sentient
am i cute
Haii
Uh probably
youre cuter
hiii
haii
My perception for cute is slightly fucked atm
its pingu
Whar?
pingu is cute
LMAO
As I said my perception for cuteness is fucked
wha
@clear portal@clear portal
pingu is cute
Depression
I mean I know that my normal state would assume pingu as cute but currently nothing feels cute
If that makes sense

@paper gate@paper gate
next person to call a vendor user cute gets a restraining order and a two year prison sentence
(vee is the cutest btw)
The psychopath in me is too active for things to be cute
aa gamer
@paper gate hiiii
hiii
@paper gate hiii
shut up
Ok my bad
sending u to jail
soon
i was kidding ๐ญ
Send me to jail I wanna drop the soap

u got a point
@errant chasm bwa

based

@errant chasm meow
@paper gate meow
mrrow
rosinga
@fallow drum
who thye fuck is robert
idk


do y'all purr too or just me




