#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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majority wins
yes
@dusty goblet help me here
ed dont help him
@dusty goblet go to work
Noooooo
go eat breakyfast
that right
ok bye gtg
i know their schedual
Now it’s a 1v1
i will record this action
Whatsup
moxxie is a possum
Heya
Nuh uh
@dusty goblet am i a possum?
bro got ghosted
back
No
nuh uh
u are a possum
Nuh uh
Ed said I’m not
yuh uh
possum
i said you are
it says in the wiki
So im gonna try it anyways
And? Ed tells the truth
But i want it to be made clear
Moxxie is cute too 
am more truther
Nuh uh
yuh uh
That this thing struggles with DOOM

no one calls me cute :((
search up possum in discord messages
it can run doom
high quality software (warning: flashing lights)
also imagine this at like 3x speed that's how fast it's going but i can only record at 60 fps
Technically . Yes. But maybe it shouldn't
i can't run it without my hands burning
i thought doom would be able to run proper on a i386dx but i guess not
Whaaa
Boop
No u
What about it?
why r u possum shaped tho
boops
boops back
I’m not
boops back
Lies
says who
boops back
Me
boops back :3
boops back again :3
Nuh uh
boops back again again :3
:3
no
Yes
fuck u
I can confirm
ello
Heya
No ty im not into you :3
fuck you but not fuck you in the sus way
Means all the same
unfuck you
System Shock runs at 2fps at minimum detail and has fucked up mouse
I was waiting for this lol
I can hear the Sound Blaster literally struggling as i do anything
the computer does not have time to send midi events
Whar
that is how bad this runs
i am getting that fucking 486dx2
this is killing me in every way. emotionally to mentally to spiritually to physically
someone pointing out that saying "fuck u" in response to that sticker is self-contradictory
amogus on top of the mysterious S sign we all did as kids
this is truly a masterpiece
it fits in the same socket as this 386dx/40 and its motherboard compatible and most importantly it can fucking run descent
It isn't even self contradictory because according to their pronouns we're not of the same gender ergo it wouldn't be gay 
removing the t makes it "sussy" this can't be a coincidence
the 486 gets about 20-30fps on it and ill take it over 1
hii
that's a good point I haven't noticed myself
i am very disappointed that this thing can't run basically anything though. i drastically overestimated the power of the 386
shouldn't have taken the deal so fast
but it's okay. the child will get it's full power soon
Hiiiii
hru cutiee
metooo aaaa
i skipped breakfast and lunch too classes were 7-2 today qwq
am i still gay?
no
would you play Descent co-op with me at 1fps on the i386dx/40....
hawo
no way
im regretting my life choices
"im regretting my life choices" ❌
"i will live my life in a way that god regrets creating me" ✅
i don't think that applies to buying a shit computer
i love computers
mmmm computahs
fuck computers
and fuck computing
in this game i will throw bricks at you
dude i cant even put netbsd on this and pull some dumb shit cause netbsd/i386 actually needs an i486 im going to blow me away

thx
happy valentines day hope you guys are having a lovely time with your partners or friends
uninstaller exists to uninstall not only the program but everything related to it, because you literally dont want it anymore
in most uninstaller it literally says "uninstall the program and all related data?" you press yes and it still leaves some crap on your machine
yup
interesting, is it free
I like when uninstallers give you the option to keep data or delete data
FOSS
very true
@fallow pawn i put the video in a miniplayer!!
but by default uninstallers should wipe everything clean imo
talk normally please, pressing keys is not paid
(idk what that means)
free and open source software
np
nice nice
ok so am trying it out
oh it has an uninstaller
should've installed the portable version from github
#😼-daily-funny-cat that cat's a goddamn windows user
smh cates are such dumb creatures
well it's only a cate after all he can be excused on account of having paws and cute eyes
he can't even use a pc properly! Look at him he's trying to touch the monitor as if it were a phone
cats don't exist silly
Acoustic Kitty was a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) project launched by their Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s, which intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies.In an hour-long procedure, a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull,...
they are government spies
oh shit
Maow
???
:3
spy tf2
can i be ungay now
yis
No.
aw man
Nop
yop
no ive cursed you to be normal (gay) forever

sentenced to slightly crooked hand
im not saying its bad but how is gay normal if i cant reproduce kids
adopt then or sumn
steal
but i want to in and out to make kids

they suck regardless
this seems like a you problem
thats what im sayin but the haters are watchin


im not saying they dont suck but im also not saying they do
oh boy i can't wait to play Side Order: Wave 2 of the Splatoon 3 Expansion Pass paid DLC for the Splatoon 3 game
ok bro if you want them sm then go ahead and make some
ok
if i get normal nitro and i have vencord fake nitro on what will happen
it will use nitro
when i try to use emojis from different servers
ok
i dont think the cat lovers will be happy about this
as a cat lover i disagree
understandable
im depressed
i want a pet
but im alargy to fur
i have a friend who is scared to dogs
no
Meeeeow
miaowww

Real rare
Whaaaa no u 
!catgive @desert goblet
You got:
- Joker Cat (Common)
What's my daily pull?
guys, new shig dropped
https://vxtwitter.com/naga_U_/status/1757648065929105778
amazing
Literally
anyways im gonna go kiss my 9mm revolver date
i wanted to say but then i didnt
coward
life of a whitename
Someone end me
h
Time to try to hide and not be detected
should i boost this server
No
yes
ok i wont
this is my first time having nitro
wtf is boost money
better invested that way 
i mean
instead of buying nitro
donate to vee, better investment
jk you don't have to
donate to me
i spent my last money on nitro
booster does give embed perms and a special private channel with meaningful convos
ill hold ur money safe
that's better than this one
lmal
its safer that way
we'll give the money back for your studies
who’s gonna buy me nitro for valentines day
i boosted my friend group server
Nobody
that’s where your WRONG
Imagine getting anyone anything or doing anything on valentines day
my DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN will be buying me nitro
no
WHY
get your own date with a gun
Nah
I'm gonna steal yours
shoot me?
buy me nitro and i’ll shoot you
nvm
Nope
hi
YOU
YES, YOU
DID I DO SOMETHING TO YOu
you
HOW WAS YOUR DAY
THAT'S AWESOME
thanksi
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
how was yours
isnne
do not
No
yop
You can't stop me
Worst day if no wife
I'm my own wife
@paper gate you are wife
how
Just
Just
@paper gate hi
how wsas your valentines day
i just woke up
I wish someone would say hi to me
eepy
Your loss
I can get shot by my gf so it's fine 
soon
Just need to wait a few months
Or so you think
And I can get shot by my bf, but i can also do it now.
insane
you're not my bf
12 gauge
@sharp jay
45
I will shoot you regardless. This is a threat. Suit yourself
IS THAT IMAGE FLEX
A threat? Please shoot me.
consider 75 pipebombs in your mailbox
Guh?!
Can you try to attack me with a knife so I can say it was self defense
why give such delicious food
Because they're not for you
smh smh
Nah.
Fine I'll stage it then
Good luck.
koishakze
z
hi
hi
Not needed. I'm a natural
floor
Do you think cats are real yet
15%
never
Man, I wish 😔
Goodbye, mother
recycle bin
Pop a new mother in the microwave
I will pop your eyes out
nop
In the microwave?
Zeet when is our honeymoon
@stark herald you will fres
skye :3
At 23:59:59 I will explod
<t:0>
I will be there
good
Zeet!
hii waffles
hai zeet
whats ur fav waffle
Me ofc :3
@zinc spire adorable :3
hii
jkmhbgijvhbgnvhbuibn
nooo, ur adorable :3
minor mental breakdown
hi @sharp jay
hi
@paper gate
@jagged mirage, hi
@jagged mirage
i feel you
@whole chasm
?
are you that gay guy
first stage is denial
@bold wren almejfownrjfnskidodpqkwnfockzandfmeoticuwbbfbfkskwr
i swear everyone i meet here is not straight
thanks @modest musk
im straight
then im also straight
k bye
np
yop :3
false information
@modest musk are you that gay guy
nuh uh
second stage is anger
nuh uh
Buy me dinner first
@paper gate meow
Hello
Hello
hello how are you.
QUICK
Hello, I am fantastic
I NEED A PICTURE OF WOMEN KISSING
@lavish relic wagoo wagoo
Hello, how about you?
Hello that is awesome.
All we got here is men
Hello i am awesome a littel bit sleepy but awesome thank you.
wagoo wagoo
:3
OH HOW WRONG YOU ARE WHITENAME, HOW WRONG YOU ARE
Hello, that sounds great, keep up the great work
Hello thank you
Was bound to happen sooner or later...
@zinc spire hruuu
Hello, no, thank you
gm
hello
Kittty
feeling cute, no suicidal thoughs today so far :3
@zinc spire hug
aaaa whys microsoft store so slow
im so sleepy
Fixed this issue :))
thank uu
maow
awesome
annieeee im hungyy
samee
@lavish relic meow
@paper gate σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡
@paper gate σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡
you HATE me
yes
that's so mean
whats that

haiiiii
Hru :3
@bold wren fawner
yes
very exhausted and once I get home I'm gonna get in bed and not wake up until tomorrow

Whenever I get in bed when I'm exhausted I'm usually wide awake after
Although it's gotten better the last years
I've eaten like 2kg of sugar rn at mc Donald's help
i'm crying

i lied i'm not crying
Also I hope you sleep well 
never
Mrrrrp
hi oomer
hiii
so eepy
@paper gate PiP on apple watch

meow
🥺
hi four
hi

hiiii
hru
whar
Meow
hi
@paper gate goodnight wife
@burnt maple meow
my computer can open one of these in gimp no problem
photoshop is photoshop though
gimp can create and edit these no problem
Linux
i only use windows for Adobe software and professional-ish online broadcasting
(neither work on Linux and both need a lot of gpu power)
Is that bad?
Vecta
Ur bane and username
🔥
Thx lol
I'm not out irl 
Add a • or smth
HORROR I WAS 9 THEN
.fm
Cloudbusting
Kate Bush • Hounds of Love
Mother Stands for Comfort
Kate Bush • Hounds of Love
That feels so wierd, don't know why💀
idk what was i on when i first listened to this and didnt like it this is fire
I added the dancing wumpus to my site. You're welcome.
you code this in your ipad? that s crazy!
i don't know
I hope you hook up a keyboard 💀
i have a keyboard hooked up
oh, hi asteenix btw
a
🤝
i hope you learn how to code instead of trying to get it spoonfed to you 
Fair
🤝
And I'm learning 
Coding with mosh

im curious, what are you using to make these
are you the real mastodon.online
neat, didnt even know this existed
yes i am gargon the creator of masoton.offline
a
Can someone help me pirate this acedemic paper?
https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2309096120
hooollyyyy shit
(i see him everytime i first install minecraft)
@cerulean lance look its you
nothing on sci hub :<
@lavish relic wagoo wagoo
wagoo wagoo
horse
Very cute 
wagoo wagoo
wagoo wagoo
meow
meowie meowie
wagoo
h
Maooow
huh
cute kitty 
Dh2ud7uru3zcurz3 nyou
Julie Pilgrim
Cutie
@dusty goblet hugs

:3
btw
why system is using battery
lol
it's the 2nd most consuming app
maybe it's windows update?
moew
WHYS MY NEOCITIES LOGO RED
SOBS
ANYWAYS I MADE A WUMPUS APPRECIATION SITE
DONT LOAD IT IF YOU HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY SHITTY DEVICE I MEAN THIS
THERE IS OVER 2500+ LINES OF JUST
<img class='wumpus' src='https://files.catbox.moe/qoz4sg.gif' width='130' height='auto'>```
crypto miner
!catloot @desert goblet
i wouldnt doubt it with how much html <img class='wumpus' src='https://files.catbox.moe/qoz4sg.gif' width='130' height='auto'> i copy pasted
so nice
(Special Event)
such a stable app
discord is very stable
i love it
how do they even manage that
they have to be deliberately doing that
there's no way a bug could make the app so weird
"but it was working 5 seconds ago"
i think you like wumpus
im telling you
there is over
2500+ lines
of just wumpus dancing
not enough

I get that bug all the time
haven't had that in the last 2 months anymore
not enough cpu usage
6018 lines (estimate)
fear
is there a private tracker for papers or what
Idk i just asked a friend of mine who's graduating
oh cool

Discord stereo 👀
probably reupload from discord assets
what
i actually perfer the custom profile effects then the reupload one
.fm
Watching You Without Me
Kate Bush • Hounds of Love
Watching You Without Me
Kate Bush • Hounds of Love
For all the basement dwellers (I use Arch BTW)
@desert goblet
Girl: This incident will be reported. I'm calling the police
awful....
lmao true
I didn't say it was pretty
bro sad asf
why didnt she ask for password
It was set up like that
Terminal
|>_|
Thanks!
Please cowsay this
I tired to use arch once
Got the hell outta there quickly
To kick it off it wouldn't run on a Pentium CPU, so I already wasn't happy about it.
I made this in celebration of my recent completion of the Triple Crown of Hiking. Throughout the last leg of these journeys, the entire oeuvre of inabakumori provided the energy I needed to power up those steep mountains.
The what
ok
Discord moment
Lowest I've ever seen core system use
@raw panther
hmm
dont go on it if you have a shit device
Not enough, found the bottom immediately
ugly ass mascot
It just straight up didn't launch the installer, the BIOS told me it was not gonna work lol.
Even the computer knew it was a bad diea
Arch is NOT for beginners (I still have flashbacks)
Oh wait we might be talking two different things nvm
i am talking about wumpus appreciation
if you install it correctly (watch a tutorial) it should be the same as any other distro
I was on Arch
!catloot @desert goblet
arch was my first linux distro with no prior knowledge to technology whatsoever
aspiring game dev 🦋
i will murder fawn in her sleep
i don't wanna hear it rn robert
You got:
- Laid cat (Uncommon)
!catloot @desert goblet
That's the way to do it. Looking into it now after computing for 15 years is not working for me because my brain is already full of other system knowledge.
You got:
- mik (Rare)
vbam @desert goblet
Done! 
!catloot
arch was really just the easiest
but why :(
slef bot
Not for me
!catloot @past mist
i type all of these manually
sklef bot
i have so much images its not even funny
@raw panther cute
YEAHHHHHHHH
i actually tried ubuntu and opensuse before arch and they all broke like on the spot lmao nothing worked or at least nothing worked well
!catloot @desert goblet
@raw panther not cute
@dusty goblet cuter
put all of them onto catbox and make a new page on your neocities
nix is best anyways
:<
Bros command slipped through the cracks
only 83??
liexs
You got:
- No kisses (Rare)
i had like 200 cat pictures beforei fucked up my partitions
so much images!!! (83)
dont listen to that authen guy hes weird and white
my new webpage i created has over 10000 images of wumpus
Can I have all the image
@bold wren
yeah and it's the same image pasted over and over
kil lme and my entire family but dont call me white
and its amazing
that is a very mean insult
fucking white name
"am i famous now-"
no it's just people arguing under my tweet
hell naw they giving programmers public speaking courses 😭
i HATE whitenames
it's a requirement of every single degree in this country
we had freedom?
ur gonna fail
nuh uh
u can't even speak l,ol
says the one who wouldn't say anything when calling
i have a programming exam on monday if i fail im dropping out of uni i dont deserve to study cs then 
idiot

fair point
ur a greenname in my heart
i was born without a voicebox
<3
Relatable on a spiritual level except mine was high school
rosie has a public speaking degree
its introduction to programming AND python.... if i fail i just dont deserve to study
you do not KNOW the amount of bad bitches in english departments
I tried studying, and just doesn't work.
baddies 🔥
meow meow~
any school who introduces programming with python shouldn't be allowed to teach cs
meow
I dont need to study for programming exams
maryam
its fine imo
now have fun in c++ in second semester 
NOP
awooga 🫦
my Programming I class is C++ lol
because it actually teaches fundamentals of programming
as if that's any better than python
better to learn from i'd say
Real
ven wants me to learn swift in programming I
awful
They don't want people using a 3rd party app to here, but then they make the official app garbage
nobody said that
i have to take a python class this summer
python is fine
discord should let you disable gif autoplay in the picker on mobile
idk why everyone hates on it
more than 2 gifs play and shit sets on fire
sunnie go to sleep
cries
hii
because python is more stand-alone because it doesn't use the same fundamentals as most programming languages and it can lead to a great understanding of python but a horrible understanding of other languages, thus forcing you to learn all over again
qhar 🔥
fawn i am going to kms
mb
@bold wrenunblock kevin
no
free my boy he did nothing wrong
annoying
with that logic i will block you bye
aha
nope
i don't have a problem w him i just don't like being pinged every 2 secs
@bold wren
i dont understand why everyone thinks you need to understand programming you just do shit until it works

go a mimimimimimimir
no
Still waiting on mine. Though I've not been very active this past week
sunnie go hug me
yay :3
realistically you can get away with only python and do absolutely everything with it because it's so widely used but 20 years of python experience and no other language experience won't get you any jobs lol
and the point of college is to teach skills for jobs
like fawn is going to be an english teacher in egypt
god ur so american
i think
nobody even goes to college here wdym
@dense phoenix go to bed
nuh uh!
yeaahaa brother im jus trucking in my monster truck yeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww or whatever amish people do
beep!
is vencord available for android too?
beep beep go to sleep
I never knew it ever was on Android
vns
i've been to an amish store before and they're super nice actually. everything is made homemade. amish people live without technology or electricity and basically just believe in the way of living in the 1800s. kinda interesting actually
stop saying i should go to eep ;3
aren't you amish
I thought it was ahmish, but I'm not certain
NOP
? ? ????
ok but Ed wont learn python for 20 years hes taking one python course
he will soon
no
go to sleep
having breakfast rn
why?
i knew python before already tbf
I'm about to
yea i know python print("hello wordl")
this guy????
than sleep,,,you already have the cute part down now just get the cool part down,,,
so true
(dont go to sleep its only like 7am for you)
i am in a few programming groups on facebook and facebook is already dumb but the only posts in that group are people saying they're experts because they can print with python it's so weird
girl hop off facebook groups
Book of faces
rate my facebook pfp
is it you
like look at this banger post of mine
NOP fawn is an old man with a beard
yea
trust me on this
damn i was gonna say if it was them they're cute
you heard this song yet?? https://open.spotify.com/track/5maiP9UMnTSgoxPX8X3bdz @bold wren
thisis literallt me
in 2 years i'm gonna be a millionare and i will throw air strikes on everything you love @fallow drum
catch $50
Can someone help me create a text replace rule that makes everything inside colons become invisible? like ":test:" would become "", (Including the colons and not specifically just for ":test:" It shouldn't matter what's in the colons as long as it's surrounded by colons it should become invisible)
nuh uh
ok but Ed wont learn python for 20 years shes taking one python course
lol sorry its a long messasge
I hope that makes sense. Can anyone help me?
i LOVE discord mobile
meh its not mean 
i love ed..
this was already sent
not caring about me is good 
false
@bold wren






