🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[nocturne bough]

https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm twitter algorithm is 63% scala for some reason

[elder geyser]

julie daily grindset

google “rob pike”
see that his wikipedia page is still in present tense
cry
go to 9front.io and look at the images they have to make yourself feel better
google “golang”
see that its still in use
cry
decide to write some java
write java until gradle decides to fuck you over
fight gradle for 3 hours
cry self to sleep

[high helm]

ro

[elder geyser]

Meh

could be worse

[stark tapir]

that's how you know it's bad

[nocturne bough]

twitter algorithm is pretty good actually

[elder geyser]

discord’s backend was originally written in fucking ocaml

[stark tapir]

have you tried making grade 2

[stark tapir]

[stark tapir]

gradle

[elder geyser]

and they still use elixir for things

[stark tapir]

isn't elixir atleast supposed to be performant as far as scaling and concurrency goes

[elder geyser]

so is scala

and u hate scala

[stark tapir]

as opposed to ocaml which was the result of throwing bricks at a typewriter

[stark tapir]

True...

i should hate more things

[elder geyser]

ngl

when i make like. a web app or whatever

i wanna do the backend in haskell

[stark tapir]

that sounds fun but terrifying

[unreal siren]

euah

[raw panther]

euah

[high helm]

euah

[modern viper]

euah

[stark tapir]

euah

[elder geyser]

ughh fuck

osu fucked up my hand

[median owl]

you forgot 90% of everyone here

[open pasture]

the only true catboy

[dawn iris]

Bro Iceland is mad expensive

[median owl]

did u play streams?

[dawn iris]

I have ISK in EVE online, billions even

Why can't I just use that????

[elder geyser]

my tapping hand is fine

my aim hand is fucked up bc i have the world’s worst pen grip

[median owl]

what

how are you holding a pen

[open pasture]

Look at my last commit on shithub: https://github.com/Komfudo/Komfudo/commit/1ec777b6067b1922d5f65d6776467913d2754d89

Lot's of meows ik

[median owl]

average commit

• doesn't force me 2FA

what

bro

you should be using 2fa

[elder geyser]

i have a lot of issues with github

forced 2fa is not one

at all

[dawn iris]

My team just host our own Forejo

Or whatever it's called

[median owl]

just host gitea :)

[elder geyser]

we should honestly be moving away from passwords as a whole

[elder geyser]

i did then some fucking kid ddosed me

[median owl]

what

[open pasture]

I might gonna also do my own Forejo but i gonna use codeberg generally

[dawn iris]

Yeah it's the same thing, but gitea got hard-forked into it

[dawn iris]

Imagine not having DDOS mitigation

Poor or something?

[elder geyser]

i thought “who cares about me enough to ddos? ill be fine”

yeah.

[median owl]

if you aren't losing sanity by every commit message are you even a real programmer

[dawn iris]

Lots of people out there hate my guts, none petty enough to DDOS yet

[elder geyser]

let me change that :3

[dawn iris]

Okay, first find our domains :tr:

It also feels kinda nice to be hated and slandered for being like, better at shit

[median owl]

@burnt maple

hi

[dawn iris]

Even if that stuff is dumbass 1.7.10 MC modding

[median owl]

even more of a reason to get a public git instance

let them ddos you, collect their ips + timestamps

[dawn iris]

DDOS won't hand you their ips

Only the IPs of their bots

[median owl]

yea

just build a massive csv and block em

[dawn iris]

Why? I have friends in Ukraine

[median owl]

just hide from them

(the bots)

just tell them no, i dont wanna be ddos'd today

they cant legally ddos you

[dawn iris]

Also DDOS is like

The most low-tier shit

[median owl]

yeah

getting access to the git instance host would be more of funny

[warm cradle]

i maintain the .DOCX files of Vencord

[sly spear]

Oh noooo forced 2fa :(((((( account security >:CCCC

[median owl]

Merge branch 'main' of

[modern viper]

i have no idea

this was a year ago

i dont remember

[median owl]

but thats just letter spam

ur not getting insane

[modern viper]

:(

[median owl]

maybe give it another year then youll get smth like
"WHAAAAT THE FUC"
or
"beep boop message commit lol"

[modern viper]

that was a shcool project

i could not put any swear words

[sly spear]

SO TRUE

Hold on let me find my commits

[modern viper]

i wish i were on your levels

[elder geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848003079181303858/1170562759008727052/image.png?ex=65c83c85&is=65b5c785&hm=6646a302bc1785cb37e1058ca84a785eac0583692defed368fb545c84a958dd8&

[median owl]

basically

[median owl]

so glad im not the only one talking to the void

[jaunty trellis]

meep

close enough

[raw panther]

:3

[jaunty trellis]

1 hour 10 min

:3

[elder geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/246414844851519490/1187965687449260032/image.png?ex=65c6f2c3&is=65b47dc3&hm=68fa83d3aa5bbb1f15f9b1f76b55c02716616c5509363379b181615a073dd779&

[jaunty trellis]

[elder geyser]

these were my commit messages after i spent 4 hours debugging what turned out to be a typo

[heady crane]

Is vencord edible?

[jaunty trellis]

idek but vestrogen is :3

[modern viper]

yes

[open pasture]

[eating some wires and circuit boards] i think so

[jaunty trellis]

nom

[heady crane]

Very nom

[jaunty trellis]

omg the others are taking ages

the exam was not that hard

oh yeah

@raw panther

[modern viper]

what exam

[jaunty trellis]

english

[modern viper]

oh

[raw panther]

@jaunty trellis

[sharp jay]

the

[modern viper]

the

[jaunty trellis]

it had an essay with a 1300 char limit

I wrote 1300 on the dot

[sharp jay]

Ive got an exam tomorrow too

[jaunty trellis]

in 15 min :3

[raw panther]

nice

[modern viper]

on paper?

[jaunty trellis]

nop

[sharp jay]

Horror

[modern viper]

oh

[sharp jay]

Oh

Not horror

[jaunty trellis]

all our exams are in abitti

[modern viper]

on my ielts test they gave us like one hour and a half to do 350 words (200 + 150)

(on computer)

[sharp jay]

ah

[modern viper]

i finished like 20 minutes in and everyone else took so long

[sharp jay]

we get stone tablets

[modern viper]

i did not know what they were typing

i thought i was missing out

[jaunty trellis]

our exams are done on usb Linux sticks :3

[modern viper]

that's fun

[jaunty trellis]

made by the student council board or whatever I forgor

but it's really cool

[dawn iris]

Got my phone back from Iceland airport

I lost it here on the way to the US

All is well

[modern viper]

epic

[dawn iris]

Epical

Ven epic arc

[jaunty trellis]

the epyc of ven

watch out Gilgamesh you have competition

[dawn iris]

I got to play with a 64 code epyc server when I visited one of the besties

4 RTX 3080s too

[jaunty trellis]

woah

[dawn iris]

256GB of ram

Insane

Just wish it had better storage

[jaunty trellis]

only slightly overkill

[dawn iris]

My friend clueless when it comes to some of this stuff

He had 8 cheap ass Sata ssds

[jaunty trellis]

meep

[dawn iris]

No dram, 128gb each

[jaunty trellis]

husk

[dawn iris]

Each paired together in raid 1

So 4 pairs

[jaunty trellis]

[modern viper]

that's insane

[dawn iris]

Then that

All 4 pairs in a raid 0

So raid 10

[jaunty trellis]

😭

what the fuck

[dawn iris]

You know it's miserable, I know it's miserable

But he was like

Why vms slow when I use more than one at a time?? +

Why does updating Windows in a vm take hours???

[jaunty trellis]

💀

[dawn iris]

Hopefully he will soon

Learn

What a random read/write is

[jaunty trellis]

get them a nas

[dawn iris]

And not try to be clever and ""fix"" it it with a ram cache

HE HAS A NAS

[jaunty trellis]

😭😭😭😭

[dawn iris]

Like 8 something 8TB drives

Using ZFS

Originally he had the ssds in zfs

Like

??????

Bro you're storing vms

Redundancy not needed.

[modern viper]

that must be expensive

[dawn iris]

Have spare drives and keep a backup on the NAS for any images

[jaunty trellis]

breaking news
local vendor girl lost additional bit of hope she didn't know she had

[dawn iris]

8TB HDD drives aren't that expensive

Like not cheap cheap, but pretty decent

[manic jacinth]

hello people i saw in #faq that u can't use the soundboard feature even by using the freenitro addon thingy
is there a chance you can somehow play the binary data of a sound file through the users mic to act as a soundboard?

[jaunty trellis]

just use an external one at that point

[dawn iris]

Soundpad.

[stiff urchin]

so they had enough money for a nas but not for a decent ssd

[dawn iris]

Yes.

[manic jacinth]

i know that but is it possible or not?

[dawn iris]

He also has 2 fusion io drives

[manic jacinth]

is there like some sort of limitation?

[dawn iris]

Like the pre-nvme drives

[modern viper]

@stiff urchinhi haruka

[stiff urchin]

helo cina

[dawn iris]

Possible? Yes.

Do it yourself

[modern viper]

it's ok they dont understand the meme

[stiff urchin]

[modern viper]

your attacks are meaningless in this server

[dawn iris]

Fusion IO drives are insane.

SLC flash.

Straight on PCIe

WebUI needed to configure them

And they get stupid hot

[manic jacinth]

yep this is what i thought

i'm going to give it an attempt

[dawn iris]

Like full on GPU-sized addon cards

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

[open pasture]

[deep token]

mrow

[zinc spire]

mraowww

[open pasture]

[jaunty trellis]

[zinc spire]

i like how "in channel" isn't a search option anymore

streamlines the user experience so much

[sly spear]

Whar?

[zinc spire]

on mobile with new ui

[sly spear]

Ah

[raw panther]

yeah search is unusable on mobile

[jaunty trellis]

just use the old layout

[stiff urchin]

it makes sense though..?

it's confusing at first yea but it's fine once you get used to it

[unborn magnet]

?

How does it make sense to remove it?

[jaunty trellis]

it's discord

they remove useful features and add useless ones

[unborn magnet]

I’m not saying it’s surprising

[raw panther]

I should try vendroid and at least have some consistency with it just being web discord

I could probably make it not suck by doing some css on it

[jaunty trellis]

hmm

[stiff urchin]

the search is for the current channel and not the current server

not saying the change is good, just that it would be confusing considering how you access search now

[jaunty trellis]

chisato my beloved

?~?

what the

[open pasture]

🌽 Corn

[native ruin]

in throwing crambs at people

[sly spear]

Wednesdya

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[jaunty trellis]

meow

[raw panther]

meow :3

[dusty goblet]

Cuties

:3

[jaunty trellis]

w<

ur cute

[dusty goblet]

U more

:3

[open pasture]

Hewo cuties

[raw panther]

hewo :3

[jaunty trellis]

[real skiff]

that contains information about your location

[raw panther]

car

[open pasture]

Vvvvrrrrrmeeeoow

[real skiff]

no

thanks boo x

i just never updated my discord

i dont even have profile effects or anything

[modern viper]

hello

[open pasture]

I was thinking to run my laptop jellyfin on it when i'm outside. But i'm concerned if my laptop disconnects my router because when i used windows it randomly disconnects my router for no reason.

[real skiff]

why

[open pasture]

About port forwarding dw, i will use SSH proxing to do the trick

@open pasture the jellyfin is very shiggy

I was thinking to use my very old galaxy S5 to make it into a mini server but storage is meh and i'm lazy to buy a micro SD card.

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

Uuuuuuss

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[dawn iris]

I need to get online

I need

A computer

[dusty goblet]

The question is who is who :p

[jaunty trellis]

idek

[dusty goblet]

Aight then I'm saying ur the phone addict :3

[jaunty trellis]

asdhaglkgsa

w<

[raw panther]

pingu is showing you the dankest memes from her phone

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[raw panther]

:3

[jaunty trellis]

or cute anime girls

:3

[raw panther]

||or boys||

[dusty goblet]

So true

[dusty goblet]

[modern viper]

I use gnome btw

[dawn iris]

Yo

[modern viper]

hi

[dawn iris]

Anyone got a nice example cmake project?

I need C, GLAD and GLFW

With cmake so I can ez hook a language server

Neovim

Shit laptop

Wanna do shader dev

I know the gl but need to make it work on this shit top

No power for IntelliJ

[dusty goblet]

Yop

Wouldn't mind

Cute is cute

[raw panther]

yes

[dawn iris]

Boys are great

:3

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[lime talon]

morning

[dusty goblet]

Hai

[jaunty trellis]

I had an idea for something I wanted to code earlier but ofc I didn't write it down so now I forgor

[dusty goblet]

This is the Vendor-Effect™

[stark herald]

@lime talon morning

[lime talon]

morning

[stark herald]

What's your pfp color

[raw panther]

rgb(173, 149, 244) is the profile color which is pretty much the same

the pfp might be ever so slightly off or I might be imagining it

[lime talon]

#AB92F1 i think

[dusty goblet]

Meow meow

:3

[native ruin]

[stark herald]

well I meant the color's name

[lime talon]

well idk

[native ruin]

[stark herald]

.3

[raw panther]

#ad95f4 is the color on your profile

[stark herald]

Nooo

[native ruin]

the end

[lime talon]

interesting, they are too similar for me to tell apart

[lime talon]

[stark herald]

omg

[native ruin]

AINT NO WAY

AINT NO WA

CHEATED DEATH

[lime talon]

do you have
the slugshaker

[stark herald]

what...

[native ruin]

the what

[lime talon]

[native ruin]

oh wait

[stark herald]

oh go

[native ruin]

do the slug shaker

[native ruin]

[stark herald]

@lime talon you're a dragon right

[native ruin]

i will turn this slugcat upside down

i am a magician

[lime talon]

kinda

[stark herald]

what do you look like .3

[native ruin]

DONE

[stark herald]

do

woah

[native ruin]

I TURNED THE SLUGCAT UPSIDE DOWN

am i cool epic now

[lime talon]

i don't have any images to show you atm nor can i explain it really

[stark herald]

ah oki

[native ruin]

do you

[stark herald]

wawa

[native ruin]

this is important knowledge

[jaunty trellis]

[native ruin]

mmmmmm fis...

[lime talon]

do i? not really

[dusty goblet]

That guy will explode

Where should I go

The edible or the transport

Too bad there's no subway here

I will not

I will stay at home

Until later

[lime talon]

i don't, that's a diff species

as much as i get this is intended as a harmless joke im not up for this atm

[stark herald]

hug

[real skiff]

whar

[native ruin]

damn

[unborn magnet]

time to become a certified microsoft shill

[grizzled tusk]

time to kill

[dusty goblet]

Kill me

[native ruin]

my sister said i should not install anythign on her pc
i then proceeded to install nvidia geforce xperience, prism launcher, java 8 and 17, and now steam

im a good and trustworthy brother aint i

[grizzled tusk]

nvidia geforce xperience idk what that is
prism launcher (+deps) based
steam based

trustworthy? no
good? ye

[native ruin]

xperience is for nvidia drivers

[grizzled tusk]

oh

[native ruin]

i also installed a gpu

[grizzled tusk]

that's probably... good, i think?

[native ruin]

because her pc lacked one

[grizzled tusk]

oh thats good then yeah

[native ruin]

otherwise i couldnt go above like 640p

[grizzled tusk]

husk

[native ruin]

i prefer utilizing the gpu

[grizzled tusk]

your sister was fine with 640p?

[native ruin]

no it ran on like 1060p or smth dont really remember

she used the old video cable

i forgot the name

wtf the pc is not actually using the gpu

instead going for the builtin gpu

wtf

or at least neofetch says so

" GPU: AMD Radeon(TM) R7 Graphics"

[jaunty trellis]

:<

[dusty goblet]

Okay fine

No killing me

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

:3

[dusky vortex]

good morning Vendor and Vendor associates

[sly spear]

I am going to fucking PERISH

[tame thorn]

i will do later :3

[native ruin]

ew genshit

[dusty goblet]

@burnt maple haiii

[dusty goblet]

Hru

[native ruin]

"CPU: AMD A10 PRO-7850B R7, 12 Compute Cores 4C+8G"

[tame thorn]

asia

i have time :3c`

[native ruin]

time you can use to touch grass

[fallow pawn]

meowers

[dusty goblet]

Meeeow

[lime talon]

gotta put the video cable through it

[lime talon]

it's gonna be 1080p

[lime talon]

VGA or DVI?

[west ore]

headpat vendors:

[native ruin]

i believe vga

[open pasture]

How to stop bots: https://files.catbox.moe/jt3qt6.jpg

[native ruin]

epic embed fail

[dusky vortex]

thats just u

[west ore]

get patted repeatedly

[dusky vortex]

[lime talon]

uses screws, pins form a trapezium (no line amongst the pins unlike dvi), often features the colour blue (although not always)

[west ore]

• sprays cat attractant into chat

[native ruin]

point being im using hdmi now and yes its plugged into the gpu

[west ore]

(end result: i dox myself by having catpeople go directly to my home)

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow what do you think about my actions?

[native ruin]

neofetch just said that the gpu used is the integrated one

[lime talon]

my home network has this domain blocked

[native ruin]

based...

[lime talon]

set up by a very unbased person

[open pasture]

What about this?
https://ibb.co/KbLhHtK

[lime talon]

texting scammers back is a dumb idea

esp not with an unfunny joke (like cmon there wasn't even anything leading into it)

[lime talon]

tells them that you're real and they can share your number around as much as they like

[dusty goblet]

MEOW

[lime talon]

in conclusion: this is how to increase how many scam texts or calls you get, not stop them

[lavish relic]

hiii

[sharp jay]

why are you talking like this tho

[dusty goblet]

Haiiii cutie

[raw panther]

wagoo wagoo :3

[native ruin]

okay this is
weird

i decided to put the pc on my second monitor and my ps4 on my main one

and its

odd

need to get used to it

[raw panther]

can the monitors support that weight safely

[native ruin]

shut up

[dusty goblet]

@raw panther mraow

[raw panther]

mew

[jaunty trellis]

mow

[dusty goblet]

@jaunty trellis very cute

[native ruin]

is this what diarrhea brain looks like

[jaunty trellis]

w<

[eager marsh]

hai

[dusty goblet]

Hu

Hi*

I feel weird today

Sort of uncomfortable

[native ruin]

skill issue

[native ruin]

close enough

[jaunty trellis]

hmm

[dusty goblet]

I hope you explode

[native ruin]

same to you

[dusty goblet]

In a painful uncute way

[sharp jay]

horror

[dusty goblet]

Don't worry I will explode, just wait until I get to Finland

[native ruin]

L bozo

[jaunty trellis]

w<

[open pasture]

Dw about the bots because i replied with a shiggy, samsung always blocks the sms bots automatcly anyway.

[zinc spire]

your explosion is imminent

[lavish relic]

haii hruu ed :3

[native ruin]

i have explosion resistance

[dusty goblet]

@zinc spire haiii

[native ruin]

i win

[lavish relic]

wagoo wagoo :3

[dusty goblet]

Idk not that good wbu

[zinc spire]

Haiii

[open pasture]

Wagoo wagoo to everyone :3

[dusty goblet]

Your heart will explode

[native ruin]

no

[jaunty trellis]

[lavish relic]

im tired tooo

[native ruin]

i dont drink energy drinks sorry

[zinc spire]

wagoo wagoo to u too :3

[sharp jay]

this is one of the vencord convos

[dusty goblet]

hugs

[lavish relic]

awww

hugs back

[dusty goblet]

I drink enough of them and my heart is fine

Yours will explode

It will be painful

[native ruin]

nuh uh

[dusty goblet]

Yuh uh

I will find you and personally explode your heart

With my bare hands

[native ruin]

cool story bro

[dusty goblet]

I'm not your bro

[jaunty trellis]

why use bare hands when pipe bombs exist

[native ruin]

ion care

[dusty goblet]

We can build one together and ship it to that guy

[jaunty trellis]

[lime talon]

that is how I do so all the time and it means nothing

[jaunty trellis]

whack

[open pasture]

Shiggy costplay when

[dusty goblet]

Never

[lime talon]

when was there ever a t in cosplay

[native ruin]

[dusty goblet]

Told you you'd explode

[native ruin]

never

chat what should i get

lady fist or tidal wave

[dusky vortex]

capitalism is when youre playing with costs (costplay)

[raw panther]

shiggy costplay? like findom where you give shiggy all your kemomimi money?

[lime talon]

true

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/tidal-wave-geometry-dash-extreme-gif-13003765587223276271

[sharp jay]

so is that like your edgy discordian phase or something

[dusty goblet]

Scary

[jaunty trellis]

whar

[cobalt portal]

limbo

[sharp jay]

jumpscare

[dusky vortex]

says the person who's username is "elihatesminorities"

[raw panther]

what are you even saying

[grizzled venture]

HELP-

[open pasture]

We should replace the Euro with Kemomimi money

[native ruin]

euro is better

[native ruin]

what

decided to get the lady fist

[sharp jay]

thats insane

[native ruin]

+88% crit damage

my beloved

[grizzled venture]

"are y'all excited for fcking (idk what they said here) I'm ready I'm tryna shop around and sht"

[cobalt portal]

🔑

[native ruin]

what

[grizzled venture]

a key..?

[open pasture]

Are yall excited for- fuckin. Gel form to drop? I'm ready I'm tryna schlorp around and shit

[sharp jay]

🔥🔥

[grizzled venture]

real !!

[raw panther]

yeah I figured that is what you said but it still doesn't compute

[dusty goblet]

Meow meow meow meow meow

[grizzled venture]

I'm silly I'm silly I'm silly I'm silly I'm silly

[lime talon]

no??? there is nothing about being edgy to this i just prefer doing it to not

[open pasture]

you can't be prepared for gel form

[lime talon]

TRUE

[sharp jay]

Oo

insane

[dusky vortex]

aloe @open pasture gel

[candid blaze]

good morning

[dusky vortex]

silver the hedgehog

[candid blaze]

Nop

[dusky vortex]

can i get a transcription pls

[west hound]

https://www.tumblr.com/punkitt-is-here/740998640748904448?source=share

[dusky vortex]

in a loud cafeteria

[open pasture]

its just me reading that out literally

[candid blaze]

silver because my last name is silva

[dusky vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-silver-the-hedgehog-watch-yo-tone-watch-yo-tone-mf-sonic06-gif-25668581

[dusky vortex]

oh true

[lime talon]

css can probably solve this ( @dusky vortex you will find the css to remove text formatting from messages from us specifically)

[dusky vortex]

when we get home sure

[open pasture]

i use my phone for discord most of the time and the reading issues come particularly with phone displays for some reason

[golden swan]

authen

[dusky vortex]

okay vendetta plugin coming soon

[open pasture]

i don't really have that problem on monitors and tvs

[sharp jay]

you will use vendetta

[open pasture]

vendetta doesnt give me css

[jaunty trellis]

[native ruin]

god i love the block button

[sharp jay]

yuri

[dusky vortex]

they should make ripoff css for vendetta

[open pasture]

BSS......

[dusky vortex]

bascading style sheets?

[open pasture]

bascading style sheets.

[lime talon]

🅱️ascading style sheets

[dusky vortex]

@autumn kiln get on this

[lime talon]

better idea

one that makes it look to me as if mine are italics even if they aren't

[open pasture]

dss for Drake's Style Sheets like a gmod addon

[paper gate]

hi

[raw panther]

if you have themeattributes plugin on vencord you can easily style your own messages to be italic if you want

[lime talon]

i do have that but i don't know css

[dusky vortex]

u dont need theme attributes

you can just use :has()

i know how to do this its just im not home and on mobile otherwise itd be shrimple

[candid blaze]

hi zt

[light cedar]

mfw no image perms

[raw panther]

.messageListItem__6a4fb[data-is-self="true"] .messageContent__21e69 {font-style:italic;}

[lime talon]

is there a way to get an apk of an app off of a phone using adb

[light cedar]

yes!

[paper gate]

hi axy

[lime talon]

perfect
i need to study the Samsung Internet extension format, which is seemingly a crx bundled in an apk

[golden swan]

you used to call me on your css phone

[light cedar]

https://stackoverflow.com/a/18003462

[dusky vortex]

oh hey that works

[light cedar]

[open pasture]

i swear to god fediverse people never stop showing up here

[lime talon]

will try

[dusky vortex]

is that ashley graves from the federated universe server possum dot city

dammit vera beat me

[light cedar]

yes it is

[pine heart]

Good shit thanks

[light cedar]

I was using vencord before I joined fedi actually

[open pasture]

i don't remember when i started using vencord or when i joined fedi

i have amnesia for anything beyond a week ag

o

[dusky vortex]

SAME

[light cedar]

same

[dusky vortex]

so real for that one

[light cedar]

i just know taht i was using vencord before january last year which is when i made possum city (evidenced by my account creation date)

[lime talon]

wait a sec can i remove settings with adb?

[golden swan]

i hope john mastodon joins next

[light cedar]

theoretically yes
practically no

[dusky vortex]

if eugen uses vencord our job here is over

we have won

[golden swan]

garg ron please add oneko to mastodon.

[open pasture]

been fucking waiting

[dusky vortex]

@gargon plese

pleaese

please

[open pasture]

gargole hop on vencord

we need you to be cute gary

[light cedar]

gargon deez-

[open pasture]

kms

[dusky vortex]

have i not federated with him

good ending

[light cedar]

lol

ugh why is catppuccin for discord so fucking inefficient

[golden swan]

@[e-mail]

[dusky vortex]

wait nvm

its gargron

i couldve sworn gargron was something people said just to make fun of his username

[open pasture]

gargy boy has been defederated

what a shame

[light cedar]

catppuccin css devs when I tell them using div[class*="className"] is inefficient

[dusky vortex]

post or no

[open pasture]

if you don't i will

[golden swan]

post

[light cedar]

https://catppuccin.github.io/discord/dist/catppuccin-mocha-mauve.theme.css
class*= - 923 matches
class^= - more than 1,000 matches

[open pasture]

invest. investigate. the future of currency

veracoin

[dusky vortex]

eh computers r fast

[paper gate]

nop

[dusky vortex]

i really dont think it matters that much nowadays

[light cedar]

not fast enough for using pattern matching for every goddamn css class

[open pasture]

YOU didnt LIVE the 1.65ghz life

YOU are not human

[light cedar]

see: https://github.com/catppuccin/discord/issues/135

we can't do anything about that since otherwise it would be very hard to maintain since the class names change every time discord updates, it also makes the code look uglier.
YES YOU CAN

[open pasture]

you have never lived in a world where your max boost clock is under 2.58ghz

[dusky vortex]

except i did but i dont think cappucin or however you spell it wouldbe xne issue there

nonono i did

[light cedar]

IT IS

LOOK AT THE CHARTS

[open pasture]

im pretending to look at statistics as we fucking speak

[brittle granite]

its not any significant amount

[open pasture]

doing analyses and shit

[paper gate]

rininininiininini

[brittle granite]

[class^=] is good practice if you dont want your theme to constantly break

[light cedar]

how is a near 3x increase in document rendering time not significant

[dusky vortex]

i mean this as in on a 1.6ghz processor you probably cant use discord enough to make a theme worth it

[open pasture]

I'm using tilt controls!

[brittle granite]

because rendering time is already like 2ms

[paper gate]

rininininiinininiininininini

[open pasture]

https://wetdry.world/@irix/111848660304593816

[jolly nexus]

invest in Vera :yeah: ([e-mail])

Audio

Click for audio

Mastodon · Jan 31, 2024, 4:25 AM

[open pasture]

en route

[dusky vortex]

i cant listen can u transcribe pls

[light cedar]

it is a genuinely noticable slowdown

[light cedar]

it just says "missile"

[open pasture]

And i heard as it were

[dusky vortex]

i see

[open pasture]

"Missile"

[dusky vortex]

well i wouldnt mind

[brittle granite]

yeah catppuccin is huge

but this isnt why

[open pasture]

your state isnt real how the fuck you want me to blow it up

[light cedar]

genuinely if css rendering is taking more time than discords own js dom rendering

something is very wrong

[brittle granite]

ok bro dont use it

[dusky vortex]

HOW IS SOUTH CAROLINA FAKE

it should be but sadly it is real

[light cedar]

have you ever met someone from south carolina?

[open pasture]

CAUSE NOBODY FUCKING LIVES THERE EXCEPT YOU

[dusky vortex]

ZT DOES

[open pasture]

YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I HAVE EVER MET FROM THERE

[dusky vortex]

myself

[open pasture]

DUDE NO HE DOESNT FUCK YOU

[light cedar]

you dont count

[dusky vortex]

yeah theyre all busy on facebook

being racist

[open pasture]

thats probably true

[light cedar]

south carolina is like wyoming

it's just a cia psyop

[paper gate]

hi

[open pasture]

okay but wyoming is real I have proof

[light cedar]

no it isn't

[dusky vortex]

the only thing we're known for is fucking

starting the civil war

[open pasture]

I've witnessed it firsthand. shit is terrifying

[dusky vortex]

LMFAO 😭

[open pasture]

I'm convinced it's like a vortex to another dimension where there is fucking nothing anywhere

[open pasture]

it's just like

[dusty goblet]

@paper gate

[light cedar]

but it looks good

[open pasture]

flat world in minecraft

[paper gate]

@dusty goblet

[open pasture]

literally

[dusty goblet]

Hi

[brittle granite]

it doesnt 🙏

[open pasture]

somebody infected my xbox series x with vriskalocker

[light cedar]

my bad

[open pasture]

motherfucker

[light cedar]

close but not quite

[dusky vortex]

youre telling that to the leyley pfp i think they know already

[open pasture]

that shit isn't real buuut i know of like 3 privesc exploits on the xbox and i may just get down to business

[lime talon]

rigjt

yeah that css works

[open pasture]

fuck you im losing my shit at 6am over this dumbass joke

[dusky vortex]

[dusky vortex]

yay

[light cedar]

hmm

i need a good theme

[dusky vortex]

i dont have to make this one! /j

[light cedar]

any recs?

[open pasture]

no such thing

[dusky vortex]

freenitro themes

[open pasture]

( I genuinely just use catppuccin i have no fucking idea)

[lime talon]

and here's a random samsung internet extension

[dusky vortex]

or surcord if you like macos

[open pasture]

I will pay ungodly sums of money for someone to make a discord theme that looks like Haiku

[light cedar]

I would keep using catppuccin but its too fucking laggy 😭

[open pasture]

my computer sucks ass at being a computer anyways so i just don't notice

[paper gate]

g

[open pasture]

there is a point where you are out of optimizations and it is time to give up or install like fucking kolibrios and isolate yourself from the internet

[paper gate]

why I so eepy

[light cedar]

ok but like
I have a pretty damn beefy computer
it is extremely noticable for me

[dusty goblet]

Why does my wrist hurt so much

[lime talon]

there's surely a crx or something somewhere in here

[open pasture]

am i allowed to call placebo

[light cedar]

it is not placebo

25ms css render time is very noticable

[paper gate]

same

stock is noticably faster

[light cedar]

yeah

and also

[lime talon]

this is like 40 frames per second if it's that every frame

[brittle granite]

i know this rlly cool theme called dark mode

[open pasture]

don't talk to zt for too long you'll go blind

[brittle granite]

u should try it

[light cedar]

too grayish blue

[open pasture]

but it's fair enough if it sucks it sucks i just don't know any good themes

[candid blaze]

midnight theme good

[open pasture]

i use catppuccin because the only thing i know of as universal is dracula (too bright) and gruvbox (too nerdshit)

so

[candid blaze]

gruvbox good

[open pasture]

tried it didn't like

[light cedar]

hmm

this looks neat

[brittle granite]

catppuccin bg is blue

fym

[light cedar]

not as gray

hmm yeah midnight looks comfy

i could get used to this

[open pasture]

catppuccin is purple

purple signifies the fact that it is exclusivelt for witches

[paper gate]

@brittle granite 7 days

[candid blaze]

:3 https://github.com/refact0r/midnight-discord

[light cedar]

hmmmmmmmmm

very round

[candid blaze]

it has a lot of flavours if u don't like the default color scheme

[lime talon]

bingo

[light cedar]

is there a catppuccin mocha flavor xd

WAIT THERE IS

[lime talon]

just gotta swap it out for vencord, change app id, figure out what else needs to be changed, and install

[twilit portal]

mocha mauve 🔥

[open pasture]

i am a pink or peach fan myself. you know. being a homosexual and all

[light cedar]

fairz

[paper gate]

rini is a witch

[open pasture]

catppuccin flavors would make fantastic smoothies

[light cedar]

/* corner roundness (border-radius) */
--roundness-xl: 0px; /* roundness of big panel outer corners */
--roundness-l: 0px; /* popout panels */
--roundness-m: 0px; /* smaller panels, images, embeds */
--roundness-s: 0px; /* members, settings inputs */
--roundness-xs: 0px; /* channels, buttons */
--roundness-xxs: 0px; /* searchbar, small elements */```
fuck it we square midnight

[paper gate]

square

[candid blaze]

xd

[tame thorn]

* { border-radius: 0px !important; }

[light cedar]

I still want circular avatars/guild icons

:P

[paper gate]

@tame thorn You

[tame thorn]

@paper gate

[desert goblet]

* {
border-radius: 20px;
}```
done

[candid blaze]

wha

[paper gate]

@burnt maple

hi

[candid blaze]

gamin

[jaunty trellis]

woah

[open pasture]

almost everything here is slop how the fuck

[candid blaze]

i'd just use plain legendary but i'm lazy to install it

[paper gate]

slop

[light cedar]

pyrocynical slop

[paper gate]

bowl of slop

[brittle granite]

free epic games moment

[light cedar]

mug of mulch

[paper gate]

rini slop

[candid blaze]

the fuck is a slop

[light cedar]

slop

[brittle granite]

playing that gororoba

[light cedar]

mluch

[paper gate]

mulch crunchy

[light cedar]

el pepe

[paper gate]

ye

s

[candid blaze]

my controller doesnt fucking stop vibrating

the hell wine did

[paper gate]

rocket

[desert goblet]

very easy

[candid blaze]

it wont stop

guh

[paper gate]

love

[open pasture]

i aint been up on da block in a minute

[noble quest]

test
https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/2YRyb2.png

[dense phoenix]

goes hard

[noble quest]

embed doesnt work 😭

[open pasture]

slopix

...

[paper gate]

slopix??

[lime talon]

file

[open pasture]

sloppix.

[desert goblet]

1,429 lines left is crazy

[unborn magnet]

[lime talon]

yop

[desert goblet]

also why are you using html comment for a normal txt file lol

[open pasture]

https://ak.lavenderfield.xyz/objects/0b5ccdfc-15e5-4323-857b-2ce9971bf2eb this is actually the funniest fucking image ive ever seen ive been up like 19h or something on 4h sleep and im enjoying every microsecond

[jolly nexus]

Junko ([e-mail])

Image

Click for image

Akkoma · Jan 31, 2024, 2:01 PM

[desert goblet]

i think they'll be off work in an hour

[open pasture]

i just laughed at the lgbtq community has forgiven jay eazy for like 5 minutes straight

[golden swan]

what does this mean this is so funny

[open pasture]

they will be off work in one hour

[desert goblet]

will they though

[open pasture]

if all goes well

[candid blaze]

why the fuck the controller is still vibrating

i will kill wine

[stark herald]

vrrrrrrr

[noble quest]

test 3
https://host.sadanslargehole.com/u/80ciP4.png

[golden swan]

https://soundcloud.com/joshua-ball-865224960/buy-adderall-online-75294760 least obvious fed

[unborn magnet]

which one is best?

[open pasture]

third

[desert goblet]

clearly the fourth

[balmy rover]

Aren't they the same 😬

[unborn magnet]

idk are they? :)

[jaunty trellis]

uwu

[craggy girder]

uwu

[balmy rover]

Yes, they are indeed the same

[unborn magnet]

they're not

[balmy rover]

💀

My eyes trippin 👽

[balmy rover]

Send a ss of the 3 emojis so I can see the difference

[unborn magnet]

i can see the difference more clearly on my phone lol

[balmy rover]

💀

[paper gate]

thing

[unborn magnet]

thing

[paper gate]

@unborn magnet hii

[unborn magnet]

@paper gate hiiiyaaa

[paper gate]

hii board

[open pasture]

WAIT THEY ARE DIFFERENT???

[balmy rover]

Look at the right ears

Of the 3

[open pasture]

thisnis fucked up

[unborn magnet]

*left

[balmy rover]

O ye 😅 lol,

[candid blaze]

i fucking hate hdds

[unborn magnet]

theyre still good for data hoarding

[paper gate]

@candid blaze hi axy

[candid blaze]

not good as the disk your system is installed in, though

[candid blaze]

hi zt

[unborn magnet]

very fair

but hate is a strong word

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/sister-mei-cat-rabbit-hop-rabbit-like-cat-gif-8844213845489116816

[golden swan]

funny creatur e

[golden swan]

holy shit i s that real

[candid blaze]

EVERYTHING is slow when it's used a main disk

[placid cove]

im the original dick

[candid blaze]

so bad

[paper gate]

yes

[desert goblet]

who are you again

[placid cove]

No way! I’m the Dick-fuckin’ master!

[brittle granite]

axyie's hdd will be replaced with volatile magnetic core memory

[west geode]

yo did discord add ai or something 😭

[desert goblet]

you are LATE AS FUCK

[west geode]

why my notis say ' X and 5 others' chatting about Y

[unreal siren]

you are, so late

[lime talon]

after resigning the apk it is now invalid

[west geode]

like since when this was a thing

[lapis palm]

yo

does any1 use the change discord tag experiment

and know how to use it

[paper gate]

rini loves https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memristor

[golden swan]

https://files.catbox.moe/vr3jyt.webp i still ha ve flappy bird . on my iphon

[paper gate]

you are late

[unreal siren]

yes

[unborn magnet]

@raw panther the emoji snippet missed a spot :)

[paper gate]

hi

[lime talon]

what is this meant to do

[unreal siren]

hi

[open pasture]

Dude no way that shits so fun

[raw panther]

what where is that

[dusky vortex]

have they?

[paper gate]

[unborn magnet]

inbox

[unreal siren]

:3

[raw panther]

ohh

[unborn magnet]

ill fix it

one sec

[open pasture]

Yeah im them

[dusky vortex]

oh true

[unborn magnet]

,
[class^=channelNameSpan__]

there ya go

actually that looks too simple

probably breaks stuff

[lime talon]

this apk is the samsung internet translator but i swapped out the original .crx for vencord, cs is signed and c is unsigned, idk if either of them have a slight chance of working

[open pasture]

i speak for the entire queer federation when i say that our money is gay as there is too many men on top of one another

[brittle granite]

im part of the evil lgbtq community and i have not forgiven jay

[jaunty trellis]

[dusky vortex]

why do you chew on my chicken please stop its not a hubba bubba

[unborn magnet]

looks fixed though

[golden swan]

https://bird.makeup/users/dongatory/statuses/432227971173068800

[jolly nexus]

Dong Nguyen ([e-mail])

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

"Twitter" (BirdsiteLive) · Feb 8, 2014, 7:02 PM

[golden swan]

holy shit guys

[raw panther]

I added it

[unborn magnet]

:D

[willow heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015931590741872712/1188326630771396689/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converted.gif

[brittle granite]

FLAPPY BIRD IS GONE????

[unborn magnet]

nooo

[dusky vortex]

jay eazy loves the queers