#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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assassination tomorrow
please
do not
do not
trippling*
jfk 2.0 real?
....human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
nya
the word you're looking for is "tripling", but no
gotta do it in steps, doubling tomorrow and doubling again Saturday
the 35th discord ceo
thank you
I'm just wondering why you need to be hairless when you meet us.. what is on your agenda 
yeah quadrupling total is more than just tripling
💀
Greedy ceo
no way
this mf when i take away their user agent
welcome to discord inc
what if you load a site with the user agent "meow"
hm
Yes way

Wha





should i do it
yes
never
yes > never
Ummm I want to feel comfortable?
love

(on an ssd btw)
meow
fair enough :3
fun
does it keep going up
I would feel so fucking ugly and just shitty whenever I looked at myself it'd be awful
I feel like that here as well but
here idm as much
yes
In school I’ll get on when I get home
Wtf is that ui it looks so good
looks very windows 11
An Advanced Launcher for miHoYo Games. Contribute to CollapseLauncher/Collapse development by creating an account on GitHub.
Ah
Also what did you think was on my agenda lmao

CHAT
ASHLEY
WHAT IS IT
IT WORKS LMFAO
u can now see share count
Cool
what am I ever gonna use that for
idk
stolen from facebook
Imagine using Facebook
Lmfao
JUST KIDDING
In 2 yrs yt will be dead
Heya everyone
i am 96 versions ahead of public @dusty goblet
woah
from wha i see
this will only be on desktop
no idea if it will be on mobile
but the codebases have been merged so
after the recent update
like the gui update
hi!!!!
Hru?
@digital kettle do you think this is a good idea privacy-wise?
haii
@paper gate funky signal
That’s good
Crazy
yes
:3
my useragent changes every tab
:3
I've never changed my useragent
Privacy is cool and all but I am lazy
for example
you will sure love getting cloudflare captchas because of that dumb user agent
i am in netspace while using discord.com
i already do because of my proxy :3
LMAO

hehe
What's netspace
because useragent is too silly to be real???
uhh I dunno 🥺
hola amigo
useragents are malware 
Netscape Navigator is a discontinued proprietary web browser, and the original browser of the Netscape line, from versions 1 to 4.08, and 9.x. It was the flagship product of the Netscape Communications Corp and was the dominant web browser in terms of usage share in the 1990s, but by around 2003 its user base had all but disappeared. This was pa...
Ah
looks the same to me
anyways im from 1990
But what did you assume to give me the
lmao
for discord
Old,,,
I mean when you say that you need to be hairless when you meet us can be interpreted in various ways
Like what
@drifting widget I'm just reminding you you're here
Netscape's Mozilla Suite also served as the base for a browser-only spinoff called Mozilla Firefox
lmao
firefox is Netscape
techinacly
version unkown
Lol

Cutje
Cztiev
Cutie
I've lost the ability to spell
cute :3
holy fucking shit
wah
i didn't know i was here!
I can do that irl too~
Meeoowww
thats an insane user agent
Mraow
i do not think that is very good for privacy...
depends what user agents
it only works against very naive scripts
Me if I'm allowed to
mememe
also this doesn't change the actual http header lol?
it doesn't lmao
:3
@paper gate appears out of nowhere
scripts that are not naive can:
- compare the user agents on two different tabs of the same website and check whether the user agent is faked
- compare the browser that your user agent says it is with the actual browser (through simple things like checking whether Firefox/Chrome/whatever exclusive features exist) and check whether you are faking the agent
:3

yeah user agent doesn't really matter for privacy
you should be concerned about actually privacy important things
the platform does if you're using linux or bsd or smth
BUT tcp fingerprinting exists which will screw you over anyway without you even knowing it
MY LIGHTER ISNT WORKING I CANT GIVE MYSELF CANCER
Fheid8eiieduieidurueb 🥺
I love rn
i'm glad to help you realize
cute
if only we could delete user agent 🙏
(i just haven't seen you in a while and you're cool)
@open pasture you're cool too :3
LMAO
You :3
button made its way up into the skies

to be honest
user agent on desktop only really leaks your platform and there are ways to determine it without user agent
removing it will just lead to a massive amount of scripts that check a large number of features to determine your browser and browser version
most things don't seem to do at least no.2
me

@open pasture Ur cute too
i mean user agent generally is cursed
yes, yes it is
meow
Meow meow
me when I about:config general.useragent.override =
I liked the part where the shiggy shigged all over the place
I exploded all over the place
Mraow


shigging
me when i disable javascript (also general.useragent.override does not do shit)
it does though
:3
huh
it doesn't work for me?
i like how a lot of shop ads nowadays are like "pricematched to aldi!"
what they aren't, however, is quality matched
google looks so good without ua string
oki I give up idek how to render shit in wlroots 
the fuck is that
it worked
(not really)
i'm just incredibly stupid
I forgot how many prefs I have shipped, I want to say 5 probably?
better than in modern browsers
Sad
No oneko
Woah
i wish i knew anything about X/wayland architecture and stuff 
learn mir instead 
Mir means peace
I know how stuff works in theory but none of the code 
Or silence
google without ua
discord i can’t chat with people if you keep me here
teehee
finally, they made google look good
Revive and redo idk
Also hi mae I don't think I said hi yet
omg i remembered how much of a mess RFP is
Ed cute
Mae cuter
FM stereo is implemented in such a silly way
I don’t listen to funk too much, you could ask @golden swan I think
Is that a real life vaporeon
I call u cute :333
<
it carries 3 (three) audio channels
I found 52
yes
yay
the one on the left is mono, anything can play that
the 2 on the right are stereo, which are carefully placed outside of hearing range but supported receivers will be able to use those instead of the main mono one


ITS JOEOVER
sadge
rip
I believe :>
nya
that name is kinda sus
Reddit screwing with their API shenanigans
Twitter doing that
What's next
ehhhh
nothing nothing
o7
..... fuck
Very cute :3
u :3
^ food
yummy
U2 :3
:3
:3

👋
food

fd
@open pasture pat pat

average windows 11 install on an old ass laptop


Do we um,,, group hug when I fly to Finland
yes
yop
Yay :3
:3
:3
I imagine explaining that to my parents rn 😭
take the same flight with ed 
my school admin deleted gmail from my school chromebook
Where r u
the united cunts
oh
Oh God
my condolences
Yop
If you were closer I would've considering paying you a flight 
But that's a bit too expensive
transatlantic flights are expensib
Very
uh i dont think my parents would really... yknow
its a very weird situation considering im only 16 n shit
I feel like I should also find smth other than Ed because I'd find it weird to be called Ed irl lmao
maybe
Parents are a pain in the ass
Mine are too and I'm 18
Why do only like 10% of parents actually care...
at least i have a choice im getting the fuck out when im 18
Expensib :c
yop
But I need to get away too
our family have never been finanically stable
you should move here and come study with me 
What are the benefits besides studying with you

meowing
yop
Woah

meow :3
meow
i am surprised this laptop runs windows 11 perfectly fine
Benchmark results for a Dell Inc. Inspiron N5010 with an Intel Core i5-460M processor.
pretty sure it was released in like 20`0
2010
idr
july of 2010
why would it not run it fine
idk its old, had no uefi support, the cpu is a 1st gen i5, yada yada
ew
win11 runs pretty well on low end / old hardware afaik
is win11 better than win10?
no.
that requirement is bs it runs just fine on 2gb
just how the cpu ones are
do you have a keyword notifcation plugin? because that was quick.
perhaps
subjective, I mean it looks nicer and most of its annoyances can be worked around, I use it
dont take it as yes though
anyway when are they dropping the update that allows you to uninstall edge
I am still win10, I plan on going to win11 when the main update support thing ends in like, 2025
yeah the cpu requirements are insane
I heard that changing the browser from edge to anything else is harder in win11
edge and edge webview are 2 separate programs
they effectively lock intel's 7th gen and early ryzen cpus to just one windows version
If you want me to
(it sounds awful :p )
But I would when I get home in the evening
if you remove all the bloat w11 can probably run on a 1gb intel atom computer
nah, it's the same as in win10, big updates may reset your preference but hasn't happened to me in a very long time
Great.
I never had windows resetting my default browser
now of course this aint a problem when one upgrades from windows, but i know plenty of people who would never do that
the true minimum it can even remotely run on is like 512 mb
I am changing to win11 soon then.
like 7 months or smth
I think I've had that happen twice
either 512 or 256
though its entirely pointless and you really cannot do much other than open the fucking notepad
can confirm, one of my irls managed to launch win10 with 512mb of ram; i think you could even go a bit lower but is there a point
sometimes all you need is notepad...
I mean, does the browser change now actually effect the search bar?
:3
because win10 doesn't change that
I wonder that too
jesus
actually I would just want my search disabled for online stuff
maybe can do that idk



considering i can't touch type i think this is decent


what even is w11 without any of the bloat
Is that a yes or a no xd
nya
just void
exactly
essentially windows 10
windows 11 LTSC maybe when it gets released
or enterprise
💀
in its current state, it very much cannot
even with the main shell closed, it uses all the RAM available and task manager is noticably very slow
not really
ehh win10 is also bloated
i mean am i wrong?
kinda
Imagine thinking win 10 was any better
new explorer task manager and ui stuff exist
fair
if you remove all the bloat from w11, you end up with w2000 with a ton of security updates
on older versions its literally just that
11 is just 10 with a fancy gui and slightly more bloat 
and this was an earlier build - w10 task manager
isnt that what OS is about tho
new APIs
maybe kernel improvements
and new UI
Win12 is going to be copilot
win12 is going to be a mess i dont wish to ever interact with
CopilotOS™️, coming soon
they will remove keyboards from laptops
and make everything usable with voice and copilot
if win 12 is gonna be a subscription model like the rumors say it is then we will finally get the year of the linux desktop 
(all of this is soemthing I made up )
you don't interact with it at all, it's copilots all the way down
dont even count on that
it just does its thing with no user input
win11 without bloat is just msdos
doubtttt
you love it
win11 has nothing to do with dos
people will always say "this time it will be year of linux desktop"
but it never happens
:3

this will be the year of the chromeos desktop
it might happen one day but as long as windows exists idt it's happening
(gentoo linux)
2024 is the year of the openbsd desktop
instead of shifting to linux, they will begin to offer subscription-based computers
so we're renting computers
people will adapt into subscription based services
tbf they are making chromeos more like a regular linux distro so who knows
even thought its ugly and bad
i know youre all so eager for rent-a-laptop
;-;
but i absolutely can see that happening very soon
i hate this goddamn world
it would fit right in with subscription-based windows as well
husk
and any system change would immediately void your contract and force you to pay damages
literally want to execute a portion of microsoft and apple
i don't see how
a portion?
just a portion?
the ones that maintain the companies
unless you mean that now there are 2 chrome instances running at any one time: the browser, and the shell
why is shell a chromium instance
its chrome, what did u expect
it's chrome all the way down
skull
chrome magic
Everything is Chrome
the file manager is chrome
not even that long ago on chromeos the de was built into the same binary as chrome 
settings? chrome
Electron is Chrome
yop

what suprizes me about microsoft is
start society again
even though they have their own ui kit and stuff
just give up
why dont we make microsoft adhere to its name where it's actually micro and soft
🔥
they changed that about a week ago, but there's still a whole chrome browser in the shell process for the file manager, camera etc

love
in other words dissolve it and split every single division into a company of its own. and prevent them from merging back together to avoid another AT&T-esque situation
microchip software
me when i take your spine out, put in the microwave and look at it through a thermal camera
@nocturne bough rate
a bit old but 10/10
windows 10 dies in 2 days
whats going on
sometimes
have they dropped another "feature"
usually for school stuff
linus torvalds bought out microsoft
I learnt yesterday that edge has an awesome 3D layout viewer in dev tools
Really wish Firefox had that
microsoft edge is decent tbh
wtf show
but data collection is worse than opera
you really have to try hard to be worse spyware than opera
firefox had it a decade ago or something
but they removed it
💀
other than ungoogled, what's a good fork of chromium?
doubt it works anymore tho
ungooglrd
What’s the one that had a bunch of corn in it called?
oh not that one 
thorium
Yeah use that one :)
the self compiled version where you strip all the google api keys
@nocturne bough rate
fire
hi mae
hi
dont look at who made it
@burnt maple

that's just ungoogled chromium but pointless bc theres more shit than that
wtf is this supposed to say
mraow
0
I wish I could rate lower
wlroots I thinks
oh
@jaunty trellis
idek I stole it from twitter 
Aaa yes twitter 😀
opera isnt even trying
Or now x
rini rot
**windows.txt: **
FUCK YOU
bruh aint no way

mantika mold @nocturne bough
nop
yop
how are you theming kitty for that effect?
Imagine making the web server only by making BLFS
wha effect
scanlines? idk it looks like you have a shader applied generally
lol no my font has a bug
OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM warning: Archived non-system classes are disabled because the java.system.class.loader property is specified (value = "com.intellij.util.lang.PathClassLoader"). To use archived non-system classes, this property must not be set
CompileCommand: exclude com/intellij/openapi/vfs/impl/FilePartNodeRoot.trieDescend bool exclude = true
IDE is being shut down```@nocturne bough what is its ass saying

error
brainrot
wha
WEEZ...
i wonder if non-lazer osu will run under wine
i'm not on arch so
0154:err:winediag:SECUR32_initNTLMSP ntlm_auth was not found or is outdated. Make sure that ntlm_auth >= 3.0.25 is in your path. Usually, you can find it in the winbind package of your distribution.
* Assertion at /vagrant/mono/mono/utils/mono-error.c:647, condition `error_code
!= MONO_ERROR_CLEANUP_CALLED_SENTINEL' not met
abnormal program termination
0154:err:mscoree:expect_no_runtimes Process exited with a Mono runtime loaded.```
crash

:3
I managed to fry someones brain :3
how

i could do that easy - just slap it on a frying pan, leave on low to medium heat for 2-5 minutes, and enjoy!
u
that's how you get prions
i am the storm that is approaching
ok
hi mae
food is food
ok
ok
got a 47% on my algebra course
babe wake up new benchmark software dropped https://github.com/flick0/fumomark 
Mrrp
lmao
Vns one
Two
yeah I forgot the thingy
targetchannel text1 | text2
vns
thanks bot

i will always do ASYNC
g
zt64
Catcar
linear algebra or?
cart
imma eat
sounds liek a good idea
what the fuck is my typing, it's multifinger but not touch typing
oh and only with a few letters it seems
baby
yes
Meow
Meow
Meow
why does this guy have such a chin
hes mewing

mewing rn
Meowing rn
Why is he pressing his phone against that kids head as though she were a POS machine
NFC
Neuralink POS
meisje looks like a bitch
Neuralink pos is actually genius, now you can pay your cashiers for only the time they are actively thinking about work
Also, transactions will be concluded by headbutting cashiers
Of course!
i go mraoww
do
hello everyone
hope you're doing well mae
i dont have a lot of funk carioca i do have a lot of chaotic beat bruxaria funk 150 bpm stuff
banger
now im waiting for my hair to dry so i can get my headphones on*
semdd
i had 15 microstrokes while playing 0.30 in survival mode
Meow
meow
wagoo wagoo
wagoo wagoo

mraooww~
@near ravine are you enjoying my kitty role
i mean you are a very cute kitty :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkbw_LPjU3w listen to this
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you can keep it :3
(dont actually i just find it a bit funny)
i love adding secrets via comments in html
u
i only give my bestest frens the cute kitty role
Meow
aw
mrep
I'm so eepy
awww im going to hide in ur blankie
STOP USING DIVS
let's hide together and get warm and comfy <3
YOP
hey rini give @dusky vortex the kitty role i have
:3
what is vendor+
make me
please*
veceod
i should be more kind 🙄
meow
meow
thats the spirit
meow
@lavish relic me eepy
why some people opt out from reviewdb
aww eep together
I won't be there for like 2 more hours tho
did it get any updates?
YOP
Mrrop
yeah its still maintained afaik
never tried it because nowhere it says what it actually does
i tried it a long while ago
the next secret ur having is the location of your own body
im going to make it warm and comife
https://rectify11.net/ i believe is the website
"STOP USING DIV'S" mfs when they see https://madelinemaid.neocities.org/niffty
apple catt
comfy
i love this cat so muc
/11
offmgjkfdh
:3
true, what i saw it doing is
- system wide dark mode
- blur in all apps (u can choose
cats head in size is equivalent of an apple, how nice
time to continue 0.30 pain
stop making everything divs you only need like 4 divs
- some redesigned icons
and fucking useless gadgets which no one uses
- disabled gadgets
lmao
blehhh you cant make me
- make sure you disable your windows defender because it causes issues sometimes
- i just straight up broke defender so it would shut up because i get tired of it anyway
Your Virus & threat protection is managed by your organization.
<3
@raw panther so adorabl
:3
:3
if shiggy virus was a thing, i'd let it corrupt my pc
same
@brittle granite im gonna use even more divs, just for you
shiggybuddy
lmao
clippy but shiggy
computers are evil now
u are eligble to claim a zillion dollars
computers are now made out of divs
shippy
cliggy
:3
im a cat because im cute and im always very sleepy
make sense?
it does i know
i get so cozy in bed omfg
mememememe
my bed is just so comfy
bed so comfy
kdfjskllskdfgjlkd
i love my blankie

And eep
aww
Me
so is ed
and dusty
and pingu
and fres
me

many frens get in my burrito blankie and get warm

:3

and @raw panther joins too
yes
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DISCORD
kek
like a set of emojis refuse to load and just display that empty image instead
and that never stops
its always happened
idk why 😭
I've never had it
why am i the only person with this issue 😭
idk ive never had that happen
makes you feel better every image on https://madelinemaid.neocities.org/niffty was broken since my old filehost shut down, so i had to find all those images and replace them
I get that sometimes on the emoji picker on pc, half blank
clean ur cache or smth 
the standard emoji picker or discord's?
here's fres:
zero.
none of my emoji picker does that
only when in chat
@dense phoenix can you remove fres' time out
pinging a fren because cute
he said the toilet word!
nono word
:(
.-.
he kinda deserved it but only not for a whole day 😭
sorry toilet word is a death sentence
In that case: sk-
explod
ib
ski
(i was gonna untimeout but the button isnt there bwaa)
:(
:C
bwaa
done
meow
gaming
womp womp
:333
yippie
it's cozy
thsnk you
Meow meow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SthcxWPXG_E why is this good
I've been watching this YouTube channel called ProjectJDM with these oddly satisfying pendulum-like sequences and I thought it would be cool if someone made a full song out of that concept :)
Project file available on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/virtualriot
Inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/@project_jdm/videos
😖
i purposefully made fres wait extra time and never told fres that they could just ask a mod to remove the time out in some cases


still waiting
gave fres a half off sentence
what the hell happened while i was gone
Me and you when I fly over
vap
hi frs
well when a mommy and a daddy
mreow
fries
FRIES
loveeach other very much
kitty
LMFA
yop
LMFAO
HI ASHLEY
RFCJRT8HUIJK5TYHRT8IHJ6UTY
WANNA JOIN ME IN A BLANKIE BURRITO
HAIII
I ATE TOO MUCH,,, HAMSBURGR
i am vert enegergy rn
yup
@digital kettle haiii
theyre gay for each other
&^*% MN,bghujtfryd CMN^<ki75vcMNJBKHmtykbnyiL<OY& iu8JtfyUTF 6umjk,FRUJy f5r6mcr,
Who here isn't gay for someone
gyu98ıgfy898uıy90ıyfrt7y89uıyhgu9ut<aw46uopi
mrraooow~
asexuals
im gay for dusty
mreowomowmoowmowomwowo
:3
yop
no u
Fair enough
Yop
yop
my guinea pig loves to crawl under blankets so i put a towel inside of his cage
he's been under that damn thing for like two hours
lmao
actual rust doc
um
put
colar
thats so cute


