🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

but its technically a role specifically for me

so

[dusky vortex]

u are homophonic its true

[open pasture]

yea if u read my name it sounds just like vera

[golden swan]

https://soundcloud.com/reads_reddit

[left grove]

i have a 663 file big v2 folder, papercraft of my sona and v2 (holding hands), a v2 body pillow, The V2 Wall, my username pr much everywhere (imgayforv2)
clearly you cant tell

[dusky vortex]

i would question what the v2 wall is but i'm not 100% sure i want to?

[left grove]

yes, actually!

[open pasture]

awesome me too just wondering

[left grove]

a bunch of v2 art printed out and hanged on my wall

[open pasture]

i don't have anything i obsess over that much yet

[left grove]

id send a photo but Stares at my image perms

[open pasture]

closest thing is halo and the only consequence is nobody gets any silence about it

[dusky vortex]

ur site has destroyed my phone browser it actually exploded it into a million pieces

u have a tally hall badge on there though so it all evens out in the end

[dusky vortex]

i can proxy i am now morbidly curious

[left grove]

1 sec

[dusky vortex]

multiple of us even

[lime talon]

i hate how osu backgrounds are rendered in real time

like just stick an mp4 in there and then my laptop can run it

[open pasture]

almost said "oh you're several of those......"

hope u know

[dusky vortex]

LKFAOFMMAEFEFUWYKGPYT

thats

so funny

10/10 joke

[west ore]

many cats in a suit

[open pasture]

thank you i dont really try

you might just have bad sense of humor

[digital kettle]

wtf why

[dusky vortex]

call them a cat one more fucking time and the meows will never stop

[golden swan]

what is this

[west ore]

y’all = cats (free energy via meow generator)

mreow:3uwu duplication glitch

[dense flume]

I'm going to create bungeecord

[dusky vortex]

NOOOOO

[golden swan]

oh makes sense

[west ore]

splash potion of estrogen catnip lands on your face

[digital kettle]

i tough the song was gud tho???

[cerulean lance]

scam

[dense flume]

I'm not a christian but that's deserved

[open pasture]

that shit is not android

[dusky vortex]

(theirs not mine)

[golden swan]

songs okay but its full of controversy n stuff it makes sense why people hate it

[left grove]

i am very normal about v2

[cerulean lance]

ultrakill reference

[real skiff]

🆑 🅾️ 🆖

[open pasture]

CLONG....

[dusky vortex]

clang better imo

[stray siren]

ang

[dense phoenix]

pat the shark

[noble quest]

fuck

[dusky vortex]

neither am i but i did give a24 my money for early access to the first two episodes

[digital kettle]

anyways my server has mirrors for it

if you wanna download from my server

dm me

lol

[dense phoenix]

the rule 1 in question:

[dusky vortex]

i am just using Legal Streaming Services...

[dense phoenix]

sorry bestie

[digital kettle]

a

qwq

i forgor

[dusky vortex]

wow is this NOT a safe space

[dense phoenix]

its fine..

[rapid viper]

my pinky smells like cat piss kinda

oh its cocoa butter lotion

[paper gate]

eggs

[hollow parrot]

shrex

[rapid viper]

hazbin hotel is on movie-web

what if discord had m3u8 support that would be so fire

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

[dusty goblet]

i still havent found a role color

[west ore]

so like the pee of 1/2 of the people here basically

[dusty goblet]

i dont wanna exactly steal

[west ore]

not very specific

[grizzled tusk]

geometry dash 2.2 was a mistake

[rapid viper]

it was a genius idea

[grizzled tusk]

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[rapid viper]

[stray siren]

hole in the fire

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

pick something that matches your pfp, try it out in devtools

[glossy swallow]

who is this dude

[jaunty trellis]

john lobotomy

[glossy swallow]

is there an RSS feed explaining every meme when it's popular

[jaunty trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/@LIMC

[candid blaze]

:3 meow

[grizzled tusk]

lobotomy in geometry dash

avoid

[dense phoenix]

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[grizzled tusk]

but if you wanna farm demon levels now is the time

platformer demons are only time consuming, not hard

aside from logodomy

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[raw panther]

subbed

[grizzled tusk]

stay the fuck away from that

[dusty goblet]

idk what exactly is matching lol

[jaunty trellis]

fuck that

[grizzled tusk]

literal lobotomy bossfight

every time you die you lose a braincell

[jaunty trellis]

the gameplay is even worse

[grizzled tusk]

how do you attack lmao

[jaunty trellis]

the terraria bossfight tho

that's fire

[raw panther]

something like rgb(103 168 251) maybe

[grizzled tusk]

im tempted to make the sans fight

[open pasture]

Ballin

[jaunty trellis]

someone made that

also someone made helltaker

[grizzled tusk]

ALREADY?!

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[grizzled tusk]

its been, what, a week?

[desert goblet]

https://files.doxing.expert/GbKn4JTU.png

[candid blaze]

https://www.youtube.com/feeds/videos.xml?channel_id= UCaHT88aobpcvRFEuy4v5Clg&noapp=1

[open pasture]

It's correct?

[candid blaze]

[desert goblet]

thats a boat.

[open pasture]

Crossbow has always looked like that???

[candid blaze]

@jaunty trellis @glossy swallow

[open pasture]

Wdym

[paper gate]

rss funny

[open pasture]

Smh,,

[jaunty trellis]

more

about a month now

[grizzled tusk]

WHAT

[grizzled tusk]

what the fuck its actually good

[open pasture]

That's crazy

[jaunty trellis]

99331409

[deep token]

meow

@open pasture

[open pasture]

Vendor

[sour yew]

what are we vendoring

[night grove]

pleaseadd FavoriteMedia plugin for vencord

[raw panther]

soon

[night grove]

really?

[raw panther]

https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/pull/2091

[paper gate]

meow

[arctic summit]

meow

[dusty goblet]

doesnt look too fitting imo

[cerulean lance]

its behind the testing phase, to become a vencord beta tester, run this command in your discord terminal: eval(atob('VmVuY29yZC5XZWJwYWNrLmZpbmRCeVByb3BzKCJzZW5kTWVzc2FnZSIpLnNlbmRNZXNzYWdlKCIxMDE1MDYwMjMxMDYwOTgzODkxIiwgeyBjb250ZW50OiJkb250IHJ1biByYW5kb20gc25pcHBldHMgb2YgY29kZSBpbiB5b3VyIGNvbnNvbGUiIH0p'))

[dusty goblet]

mraow

[night grove]

nice, so with that plugin i can favorite photos without saving them in my pc?

[near ravine]

what does that even do

[raw panther]

play around with the color slider yourself in devtools, just select your name and it should be in element.style

[paper gate]

explodes you

[jaunty trellis]

fuck around and find out

[night grove]

how do i access the discord terminal?

[west ore]

Vencord.Webpack.findByProps("sendMessage").sendMessage("1015060231060983891", { content:"dont run random snippets of code in your console" })```

[cerulean lance]

it lets you become vencord tester obviously

[near ravine]

I'm comfy in bed

[near ravine]

real

[paper gate]

get uncomfy

[cerulean lance]

ctrl+shift+i

[near ravine]

YOP

vencord super secret tester branch?

[jaunty trellis]

real

[cerulean lance]

yeah

[near ravine]

good...

[dusty goblet]

@near ravine haiii

[near ravine]

i will use the code on betterdiscord

hello ed

[dusty goblet]

theres a color slider? what

[west ore]

yes

[dusty goblet]

where

[west ore]

insane right???

[dusty goblet]

i am not a professional devtools user

[west ore]

in styles

[near ravine]

make the entire discord white

[dusty goblet]

hru?

[near ravine]

im okay, i hope you are doing well too

[dusty goblet]

*{display: none!important}

done

[near ravine]

use light theme

[dusty goblet]

im okay too

[dusty goblet]

light theme is somehow worse than my css

[near ravine]

you love it

[dusty goblet]

on phone its fine

imo

[near ravine]

why is the image so blurry horro

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004

[near ravine]

yop I think so too

on desktop it's okay I guess

[dusty goblet]

ooooh there

[night grove]

nahh its says if i paste something someone would get access to my account

[dusty goblet]

it just hurts my eyes

[near ravine]

i already have access to your account

[raw panther]

enable nodevtoolswarning plugin to get rid of that warning and paste to your heart's content

[jaunty trellis]

[cerulean lance]

*{animation:r 4ms infinite}@keyframes r{to{transform:rotate(1turn)}}

[dusty goblet]

MY ENTIRE ROOM IS ILLUMINATED FOROM DISCORD WHITEMODE WTF

[night grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1160479614234279989.png?size=512&name=knock it off

[jaunty trellis]

LMAO

[cerulean lance]

i should make another fire snippet

[dense phoenix]

new flashlight just dropped

[night grove]

whatever, when it goes into live build?

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/821637278220681219/1199394164954124429/Banana_man_funnyvideo.mp4

[raw panther]

html{filter:blur(2px)}

[rapid viper]

im making a platformer demon list website

[dusty goblet]

i find this more funny than i should

[near ravine]

wtf is wrong with discord padding

[rapid viper]

u will use

[near ravine]

or whatever it's called

[dusty goblet]

absolutelty fire

[pine vessel]

Nuh uh

[raw panther]

@pine vessel :3 hi imp person

[pine vessel]

Heya

[dusty goblet]

hey moxxie

[raw panther]

sup

[dusty goblet]

:3

[pine vessel]

How y'all doing?

[dusty goblet]

pretty good

[raw panther]

good, hbu

[noble quest]

i cant move my mouse at all

[dusty goblet]

i opened a monster so im feeling better now

[noble quest]

it doesnt even show up

[pine vessel]

I'm surviving prob going to fail a massive test that I have tomorrow but that's just the shitty subject

But else then that I'm good

[urban elk]

does anyone have the context behind this

[pine vessel]

Also I see that the server had a bit of a redo with some of the channels

[pine vessel]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9aZCS0x-c9M

[paper gate]

souls game

[urban elk]

well that's

unexpected

[pine vessel]

What is it btw? ( I just reversed img searched it)

[winter needle]

lmao hamazi is based

[urban elk]

I think that's something you should see yourself and it'd do a better job at explaining than I could

[paper gate]

vtuber

[cerulean lance]

chat run this

eval(atob("VmVuY29yZC5TZXR0aW5ncy50aGVtZUxpbmtzID0gWyJkYXRhOnRleHQvY3NzO2Jhc2U2NCxLbnRoYm1sdFlYUnBiMjQ2Y2lBMGJYTWdhVzVtYVc1cGRHVWdiR2x1WldGeWZVQnJaWGxtY21GdFpYTWdjbnQwYjN0MGNtRnVjMlp2Y20wNmNtOTBZWFJsS0RGMGRYSnVLWDE5Il0="))

[quartz pike]

What is that

[cerulean lance]

it unlocks vencord's hidden features

[grizzled tusk]

just search for platformer demons ingame

[grizzled tusk]

sneaky mf

[quartz pike]

There’s already one

[brittle granite]

bro nested base64

[cerulean lance]

is there really another way tho

[heady cairn]

help I may be actually getting watched by a 3 letter group, I live in the middle of no where and a fully blacked out Tahoe with tinted windows is heading towards my house

[paper gate]

@brittle granite rininini

[heady cairn]

I did search up sus things

forgive me every 3 letter org

[brittle granite]

yes! you explode

[jaunty trellis]

fancy

[cerulean lance]

does the theme link thingy just shove the given string in @import?

[heady cairn]

someone give me Saul's phone number

pls

[jaunty trellis]

uh

[grizzled tusk]

what are moons in GD again

[jaunty trellis]

stars but platformer

[grizzled tusk]

what are stars in GD again

[jaunty trellis]

moons but normal mode

[brittle granite]

@rapid viper rate doc

[grizzled tusk]

i will rip and tear

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[grizzled tusk]

oh hey a hole in the wall level

[jaunty trellis]

[cerulean lance]

my hungry ass CANNOT babysit 😭😭😭😭

[west ore]

lmao

[raw panther]

wghar

[grizzled tusk]

is this a celeste ref

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[grizzled tusk]

second one ive played today wtf

[granite lily]

h

[rapid viper]

theres more than one

[grizzled tusk]

oh this one lacks checkpoints fuck this

[rapid viper]

its for a community

[grizzled tusk]

ah

[granite lily]

fuck i want to make game from this kind of video

[grizzled tusk]

oh no.

[rapid viper]

i hate doc

[near ravine]

@granite lily

[brittle granite]

wtf

[near ravine]

[granite lily]

huh

[near ravine]

hiiii

[rapid viper]

makes code unreadable i need an ide for hiding it or something

[granite lily]

hi

[brittle granite]

u will fix

[granite lily]

am i getting banned here @near ravine

[near ravine]

what

[dusky vortex]

🔥

moving to ireland rn

[near ravine]

i didn't even ban you in vendetta why would I ban you here

[granite lily]

real

[granite lily]

right

[rapid viper]

i will make comment autofold vscode plugin

wait no i will just

[near ravine]

also don't bring that here I don't wanna get into more pointless drama

[rapid viper]

do it in shiki

[granite lily]

i need to make brain transplant

[granite lily]

ok sorry

[stark herald]

you love this

[near ravine]

u already almost caused unnecessary drama

[paper gate]

yes

[granite lily]

time to disconnect from community

[near ravine]

me soon

[jaunty trellis]

[granite lily]

i need to have local memory for each server

in my brain

[west ore]

wtf is this knockoff

[west ore]

????

[granite lily]

gay dash lobotomy 2023 free

[granite lily]

real

[jaunty trellis]

[paper gate]

yes

[granite lily]

eat me using vacuum pls

<-- this creature

eat it

who is eating me

[jaunty trellis]

the flies maybe

[granite lily]

silly creature

[toxic raven]

yo

[granite lily]

hi

[jaunty trellis]

haiii

[dusty goblet]

haiii

[grizzled tusk]

its geometry dash

[west ore]

HOW

WH

A

[granite lily]

challengw for me: not be annoying (impossible)

[jaunty trellis]

have you seen some of the shit people have made in gd?

[grizzled tusk]

GD 2.2 came out

platformer mode

[jaunty trellis]

someone made fnaf+

[granite lily]

2.2 has too many content for its editor

[jaunty trellis]

like actually fully working with cameras and all

[cerulean dune]

i still have 2.1

[granite lily]

you need to scroll 5 mjnhtes

[granite lily]

insane

[jaunty trellis]

skill issue

[cerulean dune]

i haven't updated

[granite lily]

gd 2.2 needs editor updare

[cerulean dune]

but i really wonder what it has

[granite lily]

it sucks

[granite lily]

nothing new

only patches

[cerulean dune]

i had exams during the time it came out

[jaunty trellis]

kek

[cerulean dune]

patching for 6 whole years

sounds good to me

[granite lily]

yes

yes

fixed 2 bugs

🐛

[jaunty trellis]

[cerulean dune]

where's the second bug

spaceship orb mode?

[granite lily]

wdym

[jaunty trellis]

swingcopter

[cerulean dune]

like the one with jets and circle shaped

[granite lily]

there is fucktons of triggers

[cerulean dune]

similiar to the

[granite lily]

fucktons of blocks

[cerulean dune]

dude i forgot the game

i haven't played in years

are there new official levels

[granite lily]

1

[cerulean dune]

bruh

[granite lily]

and tower with 3 levels

[cerulean dune]

tower?

[granite lily]

with platformer

3 or 4 i dont remember

[cerulean dune]

oh yeah the platformer thing that he showcased before

it's like 1 am rn...

FUCK IT IM GONNA INSTALL IT

[granite lily]

NO VENDETTA MANAGER I WONT UPDATE DISCORD STFU

[cerulean dune]

isn't vendetta the other mobile thing

client

[dusty goblet]

hmm how does this color look on my name

[granite lily]

yes

[cerulean dune]

fits well

ok downloading

[granite lily]

good

[grizzled tusk]

help i fell out of the level

[cerulean dune]

also i realized that i do not have embed permissions here.

[granite lily]

skill issue

[grizzled tusk]

for the best

[dusty goblet]

cool

[cerulean dune]

what happened? spam?

[granite lily]

its default

you need to get better

[cerulean dune]

also the pronoundb thing sucks on compact mode

im gonna disable it

[grizzled tusk]

WHAT THE FUCK

[granite lily]

how to uninstall annoying mode module from brain

[grizzled tusk]

THIS SHIT HAD AN ENTIRE CUTSCENE

[cerulean dune]

ok i have opened gd 2.2

let's see

[granite lily]

i want to send funny pics

[cerulean dune]

wait wtf is the other mode

[grizzled tusk]

platformer or swing copter

[cerulean dune]

sled looking thing

[grizzled tusk]

which one you mean

uhh

jetpack

[cerulean dune]

huh...

[grizzled tusk]

like ship but platformer mode

[cerulean dune]

wow

[grizzled tusk]

i still haven't seen what swingcopter is

[cerulean dune]

the new level is named DASH?

[grizzled tusk]

yeah

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[cerulean dune]

awesome naming

[granite lily]

finger got cut from fingerdash

[cerulean dune]

ow

[jaunty trellis]

next level is gonna be just

[grizzled tusk]

geometry

[granite lily]

markdown fys

[grizzled tusk]

you mean ** **

[cerulean dune]

who doesn't love markdown!

[grizzled tusk]

or _ _

[jaunty trellis]

md my beloved

[glossy swallow]

world's hardest game?

[granite lily]

discord markdown should burn in hell

[grizzled tusk]

in GEOMETRY DASH

[calm anchor]

TIL that the spotify controls on Vencord doesn't actually get it's seek position synced w/ Spotify, as it could keep going if you close all spotify players, and if you have the playback speed modified, it'd go out of sync.

[paper gate]

@glossy swallow https://tenor.com/view/mother-fat-yo-mama-explode-explosion-gif-22515407

[calm anchor]

Assume it won't get fixed as on Spotify's end the player is supposed to be at a different position, since stuff to tweak playback speed of music is client-side modification

[granite lily]

i got 11 starts on my mod (randomizes vertices) showcase in fabricmc server

skulley

[granite lily]

sily

[glossy swallow]

:(

[cerulean dune]

wtf is this new stone thing

[granite lily]

tooth

vendor

[grizzled tusk]

that spider part in dash at the beginning SUCKS

[calm anchor]

bet if I was listening to a podcast though and used the official playback speed controls third party integrations would be able to tell where you are at, as it'd be on Spotify's end

[stark herald]

vencord can only receive events like when you pause or play a song i think and the song's duration and it just assumes every second a second passes but idk really

nnothing can be done to fix I don't think

[grizzled tusk]

every 60 seconds, a minute passes

[calm anchor]

ah I see, makes more sense

[grizzled tusk]

together we can stop this

[granite lily]

Once again, the main and safe function — is to back up your data! There is no need to remove Android from your device and install another operating system!!! Don't click on the «Wipe» button just like that!!!!!
damn i want to wipe my phone now

[dusty goblet]

how

[stark herald]

don't think it has support for podcasts but no idea

[calm anchor]

guess for the podcast playback speed thing, a third party integration would be able to estimate the user's place as the api would let them find out the playback speed too and then they could adjust based on that

[grizzled tusk]

by killing 100+ monsters, reaching LV 20, and killing a goat king of a trapped underground species of magic

[stark herald]

probably

[grizzled tusk]

what does this say

[granite lily]

Carefully! CAREFULLY!!!
what is this page lmao

[stark herald]

you have awoken

[granite lily]

carefully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sand citrus]

AI trying to write text:

[zinc oak]

You have awoken in its

that's all I can work out

[raw panther]

you have awoken in the something zone

[granite lily]

tick the boxes opposite the items confirming our desire to destroy our smartphone with our own hands.

[grizzled tusk]

a quad spike is impossible right

[stark herald]

not its
i think it's "the"

[calm anchor]

at least despite the limitations you could still seek to where you want and pause along w/ skip/go back to previous track

[cerulean dune]

bro wtf why is there kevin macleod

[lime talon]

you can tell where the BBC just bought a whole block of freqs for local radio when this happens

[calm anchor]

you'll just get an inaccurate read-out of your player position unless you check Spotify directly w/ the client you modified

[zinc oak]

Makes more sense actually

[grizzled tusk]

i hate this person

moving left moved the SPIKES

[stark herald]

you have awoken in
the #eu#o #one.

i think

[raw panther]

pseudo zone

[stark herald]

i don't know what's where the # are

[grizzled tusk]

level name is pseudo zone yeah

[raw panther]

it's the mapname

[grizzled tusk]

i dont even

[stark herald]

can gd levels make websocket connections yet

[grizzled tusk]

yes

[calm anchor]

when you want the look of Windows 11, but you don't/can't run Windows 11 itself

gotta love how customizable stuff on linux distros tend to be though

[grizzled tusk]

i want someone to point out how i treat linux like its a god when i use win11 but when i actually use linux

[open pasture]

I had a photo of myself taken on IKEA which was me hugging blahaj

well i can't find it anymore lol

[raw panther]

:3

:<

[calm anchor]

the only reason I noticed so quick was that there's some differences like the clock, but most likely wouldn't notice such detail right away if at all

[sand citrus]

2

[calm anchor]

Tried the mimic'ing Windows layout thing for a while too, but eventually found it better to customize it to what you are most comfortable w/ if you were to change from the defaults at all

[rapid viper]

@grizzled tusk have u played

flipswap factory

that level is SOOO gooood

[grizzled tusk]

its def my fav so far

im now playing a roblox tycoon game in GDash

[calm anchor]

seems someone forgot to whitelist known words and proper nouns w/ blacklisted words in it so people could refer to that unix/linux subreddit where people can show off their desktops/layouts for example

[grizzled tusk]

unixp?

[calm anchor]

yeah

[grizzled tusk]

nice

[calm anchor]

r/unixpo__

that should be enough to see what I mean as examples

[grizzled tusk]

r/______rn

[granite lily]

:jawdrippingbro:

[calm anchor]

even stuff like r/foodpo__

think that's enough examples

[granite lily]

horror

[grizzled tusk]

gameplay

[warped sentinel]

one day this server will settle on a server name for more than a year and i wont struggle to quickswap to this server whenever i do cmdK/ctrlK

it was vencord then veecord and NOW VENDOR ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[open lake]

how do you uninstall vencord

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[untold edge]

[calm anchor]

They should just stick w/ KISS, and kept the name Vencord the entire time w/ no gimmics

[sour yew]

you're stuck with it

sorry

[calm anchor]

as this community is primarily about that client-mod

[warped sentinel]

you don't, enjoy your stay

[open lake]

bruh

[jaunty trellis]

good bot

[stark herald]

@dusky vortex @dusky vortex

[warped sentinel]

jesus christ this is a discord client mod server why am i still getting this as a reply

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[dusky vortex]

LMFAO

[open lake]

I uninstalled it

[jaunty trellis]

smh

[dusty goblet]

LMAO

[open lake]

ha

[dusty goblet]

@jaunty trellis cutie

guh

who tf did i ping

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

discord is like

running a randomiser

[prime kraken]

Good bot

[dusty goblet]

whether it should put the person i wanna ping at the top or the bottom of the list

[open lake]

I can't believe some people don't even help others.

[warped sentinel]

why do i have a feeling you don't know the context behind people replying to me with those two words

[jaunty trellis]

I've told you that on Reddit before and remembered it when I saw your name so I had to :3

[warped sentinel]

fair enough

[prime kraken]

good bot

[native ruin]

can someone drop the context please

[warped sentinel]

alright i think swiftui just blindly hopped on the bandwagon for shits and giggles

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[dusty goblet]

id like to know that context

[warped sentinel]

many moons ago someone confused me for one of those antisewerslide comment bots, and i happened to moderate a subreddit at the time (not anymore now, thank goodness)

what started as genuine confusion snowballed into a running gag that flooded my reddit inbox with "good bot" replies to anything i commented (this lasted for several years)

i dont use reddit as often anymore so it's waned down by a bunch

but yeah, it got so frequent that i skyrocketed to #2 on one of those fanmade reddit bot leaderboards at one point

(rn im top 20? 30? somewhere around there, what with all those crypto tipping comment bots roaming around nowadays)

let's go, i just killed vencord chat (/j)

[open pasture]

@dusky vortex https://wetdry.world/@irix/111807624736520564

[jolly nexus]

I BELIEVE IN VERA SUPREMACY :yeah: ([e-mail])

@yassie_j

Video

Click for video

Mastodon · Jan 23, 2024, 10:29 PM

[jaunty trellis]

the goodest bot to ever Reddit

[grizzled tusk]

not doing that again

[lime talon]

@paper gate water as an aerial (overflowing gutter proving helpful rn)

[paper gate]

oh

[lime talon]

yeah

[jaunty trellis]

gotta get the coins

[grizzled tusk]

i got 1

good enough

no....

save me

[rapid viper]

its gonna be a bunch of creator points behind a wall and it'll say 'like for unlock'

[grizzled tusk]

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[cobalt portal]

fire in the hole

[rapid viper]

lmaoaoa

[lime talon]

my FM reception with the SDR compared to DAB on my DAB radio doesn't line up with the expected, the SDR is doing much better than expected considering my results on the DAB

[grizzled tusk]

how do i get past then because thats obv bs

[paper gate]

i havent gotten DAB to work at all

[dusky vortex]

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE !

[paper gate]

what software do you use

[grizzled tusk]

oh lmao

[rapid viper]

lol

i made roasted brussel sprouts

and they're OK

[grizzled tusk]

oh it just flew past the things mfw

waste of time

[rapid viper]

DUH

[grizzled tusk]

NO

I DONT WANNA GO

omfg its the same thing

[jaunty trellis]

[rotund valley]

mhm

[rapid viper]

kinda fire

[jaunty trellis]

@vast spindle

[rapid viper]

@brittle granite im being radicalized

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIrMG10vge0

[granite lily]

zte is pain

[rapid viper]

wtf

why does the dearrow title have better clickbait

than the real title

"Defending modern web development against criticism"

[grizzled tusk]

finalyl enough for this mf

[rotund valley]

this does not look tasty but I'm not a big fan of sprouts

[rapid viper]

i tried recreating something i had before at a restaurant

it was amazing and this is less amazing

but still a good snack

[granite lily]

what is this

[grizzled tusk]

OH YES

[rapid viper]

roasted brussel sprouts

[granite lily]

im hungry now

[rapid viper]

with parm

[jaunty trellis]

lenny

[granite lily]

i you

[rapid viper]

and UNiodized salt

[paper gate]

that is horrid

[dusty goblet]

broke

[desert goblet]

mom just told me her and dad are getting da force!!!
idk why she’s crying because star wars is awesome!!

[granite lily]

how the fuck did you lost 168 pounds in 5 hours

[paper gate]

da force

[granite lily]

xd

[dusty goblet]

i once lost 600 bucks a few days after i got them...

[granite lily]

how

[dusty goblet]

yop checks out

[granite lily]

did you bought 6 nitro yearly

[granite lily]

dez

[dusty goblet]

december

[granite lily]

deeznu-

[vast spindle]

Good bot

[granite lily]

sorry

[jaunty trellis]

[vast spindle]

I know the content ery :)

[granite lily]

dez

[jaunty trellis]

hai hair

[granite lily]

-2 pound

[mossy egret]

I am Indiana jone

[granite lily]

how

rich

i owe 50m euro to eu

real

[vast spindle]

Hi pingu

[lime talon]

i don't think I've ever been in debt

[jaunty trellis]

hru?

[vast spindle]

good

[dusty goblet]

german (Dezember)

[west ore]

how did you calculate this

[vast spindle]

About to the homework i put off from the mining fiesta

[dusty goblet]

I mean its not hard to be honest....

[jaunty trellis]

smart

[lime talon]

i wasn't

[west ore]

successful

[granite lily]

understandable

[west ore]

suspicion escaped

[dusty goblet]

meow

why delete

no ty

why would i want that number

[jaunty trellis]

nop

[grizzled tusk]

none

[granite lily]

i owe 10 rtx 4090

[jaunty trellis]

[granite lily]

vendetta manager stfu

[golden swan]

gy

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - authen

Current:

19
Dean Blunt • Zushi

Previous:

19
Dean Blunt • Zushi

981 artist scrobbles · 202 album scrobbles 29 track scrobbles · 35249 total scrobbles

[lime talon]

right

[dusty goblet]

why would you say that

[granite lily]

imagine waking up because Tap to install Vendetta for Discord 213 16 - Stable

[granite lily]

to get new friends :D

[lime talon]

i have just properly figured out that Samsung Internet extensions are just standard chrome extensions packaged in an apk

[dusty goblet]

ah

no balls moment

[open pasture]

TOS.

[dusty goblet]

yw

[golden swan]

https://www.native-instruments.com/en/products/komplete/samplers/kontakt-7/ reference

[granite lily]

my phone mumbo jumbo is +380 xx xxx xx66, have fun

[lime talon]

vencord in samsung Internet is possible

[dusty goblet]

nop kontakt just means contact

[west ore]

"hai kai can you sell me 3 hours of 1vcpu rq"

[dusty goblet]

wdym tos

[golden swan]

nope its a kontakt 7 reference

[golden swan]

Reported.

[granite lily]

huh

why

good luck sleeping now

10 sms bombers are coming to you /j

[dusty goblet]

Have my number +49 15## ######4

[golden swan]

my number is 5

[granite lily]

take you sim away for week

[dusty goblet]

Is that your age

[granite lily]

im aware saying any number below 13

[stark herald]

:3

[sudden sun]

meow

[dusty goblet]

Mraow

[granite lily]

one day i locked my sim by entering wrong pin multiple times

when i tried unlocking it, it says that puk2 code is wrong

like wtf it was perfectly fine

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

Sleep well cutie

Sweet dreams

[granite lily]

everyone gn eep well

cya tomorrow

:blobcatnom:

[calm anchor]

[steady lagoon]

[noble quest]

[dusty goblet]

I love vulkan shader processing did I mention that already

[paper gate]

nmo

[dusty goblet]

@paper gate meow

[paper gate]

meow

[west ore]

Compiling your headpats...

(328479 in 0.01s)

[dusty goblet]

Xhfu3urifu3v

[open pasture]

is vencord available on mobile

[dusty goblet]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[raw panther]

what is the recommended daily intake of hair

[paper gate]

2 hairs

+/- 1

[open pasture]

@stone geode

[calm anchor]

in speaking of the spotify player I noticed that somehow the media controls at least on KDE are able to keep the position synced no matter the speed of playback or how much I move around the seek bar

posting it this late as I noticed just now I posted that update in the wrong server

[open pasture]

I can speak in mod only ??!!

[unreal siren]

Ur mod

[paper gate]

im mod

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[raw panther]

meowderator only

[dusty goblet]

Eepy

[bronze ravine]

all of it :3

then you puke it on the carpet

[dusty goblet]

Aaaaa I have an exam tmrw

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/puking-cat-gif-23134573

[bronze ravine]

what are you doing? go study like rn my homie

what exam

[raw panther]

if it's a cuteness test you already passed with results off the charts

[bronze ravine]

flying meowlors

[dusty goblet]

Driving theory

[bronze ravine]

why is it not a cutie test :(

[dusty goblet]

Aaaaaa why are yall so cute

[buoyant locust]

a

[buoyant locust]

hows it going everyone

[bronze ravine]

plastic cheese

[raw panther]

if it has images you have to look at to determine if you can go or not, look at them super carefully they always put something to trip you

[dusty goblet]

Ketchup ie the only crime there /j

[raw panther]

🗿

[golden swan]

.fm

[fading lance]

Now playing - authen

Current:

LA RAZA
Dean Blunt • Black Metal 2

Previous:

LA RAZA
Dean Blunt • Black Metal 2

983 artist scrobbles · 46 album scrobbles · 5 track scrobbles · 35251 total scrobbles

[dusty goblet]

Nah the worst ones are the ones about kids and you don't read it properly and see "run on the street" and check it but it said "never" before

[dusty goblet]

It's 45 questions, I'm allowed to get miss 12 points across the exam but not have 2 questions wrong that each give 5p

So 3x 4p wrong is fine

2x 5 and I fail

[raw panther]

you can do it :3

[open pasture]

print("hello world!")

[raw panther]

out of yellow ink

can't print

[dusky vortex]

i forget r u american

[raw panther]

german

[dusky vortex]

no idea then good luck

[open pasture]

print("Bye world,hello hell!!")

[dusty goblet]

Ok but why does "how can you restore driving capabilities under the influence for a short period of time?" five 4 POINTS

Give*

"with nothing"

[dusky vortex]

palworld devs are trendchasing ai art endorsing fuckwits imho

[raw panther]

lol yeah there's a bunch of questions that are super obvious

[dusty goblet]

Other options are "2 cups of coffee" and "15 mins of exercise"

😭

[raw panther]

"take amphetamine to counteract alcohol"

[dusty goblet]

And then there is "how many meters in front of an intersection is parking disallowed if there's a protective bike lane to your right"

[dusty goblet]

And the same question without the bike lane

[harsh minnow]

so much yapping just enjoy game (if its fun idk if it is)

[raw panther]

but nintendo invented having imaginary animals you capture and fight with

[dusty goblet]

5 points 😭

[stray siren]

Oh wow you get to take pics of the exam?

[bronze ravine]

LES GOO i had an out of date vencord installer and that worked to take me back before the update :3

transparency works again

im so cool

[dusty goblet]

Why

[dusty goblet]

No this is exam training from an app I have

[stray siren]

Over here you're watched by an administrator, and not allowed to have any device that has an ability to be on or off unless it is a life support related thing.

[stray siren]

Ahh

[raw panther]

in finland theory test was easy but driving lessons and tests not so much, my first time driving a car was a boxtruck in helsinki narrow roads and stuff lol

[dusty goblet]

Nop they're not, you have to assume a pedestrian wants to cross, hence you drive by slowly

[dusky vortex]

i am the biggest yapper on this server second only to @open pasture

[noble quest]

i remember taking one of my tests and one of the questions was like how much beer should you drink before driving

[lime talon]

morning

[dusky vortex]

gm

[raw panther]

also in finland we have to do a round 2 after having a license for a while and also do ice driving test where we dorifuto around cones and shit

[paper gate]

hi

[lime talon]

during maths yesterday i was doing things in my head at unreasonable speed, i did not once trust my answers but i was also never wrong

[paper gate]

isnt it just a pokemon clone? i havent actually seen any gameplay

[dusty goblet]

Lmao

[raw panther]

I did that in the military for free tho, was fun drifting with military gear

[harsh minnow]

pokemon with guns is what i heard

[paper gate]

ven loves gun

[dusky vortex]

pokemon with guns and slavery

[harsh minnow]

BASED

[raw panther]

timeout lol

[harsh minnow]

help

[open pasture]

Bro

Wtf

some bullshit

[harsh minnow]

holy shit 534

[lime talon]

i gotta hope it rains heavy again so i get good reception lmao

[paper gate]

oh

[dusky vortex]

im so real though

[lime talon]

it'll be p good either way i think

[dusky vortex]

u know im right smfgdh

[lime talon]

i can HEAR radio 4

[open pasture]

Oh yeah good to know

[lime talon]

LISTEN TO even

[raw panther]

0 success

story of my life

[raw panther]

lol

[harsh minnow]

mods lobotomise this user

[dusty goblet]

Pain

[dusty goblet]

You forgot a comma

[harsh minnow]

holy fuck im just trying to install steam bro

177 packages

scary

[stray siren]

Scream

[real skiff]

all of this just to play among us

[paper gate]

is that fedora

[harsh minnow]

yes

[paper gate]

ven can i have mod

[dusty goblet]

Hey I got it right

[lime talon]

am i meant to understand this question

[dusty goblet]

"Starting from what length of your car+trailer do you have to keep extra distance to the car in front of you in case someone wants to overtake you"

[sterile hearth]

wat is that

[dusty goblet]

An official question in German driving theory exams

[sterile hearth]

this is why you dont live in germany

live in murica

murica is great

[lime talon]

and what the hell are the 4 buttons at the bottom

[sterile hearth]

we have very cheap health care

[dusty goblet]

Exam controls, don't mind them

Green one is next question, red one is end exam

[dusty goblet]

I was gonna say free health care but my health insurance letter on my table says otherwise,,,

[sterile hearth]

you guys have to pay for health insurance?

[dusty goblet]

Lmao yes

[sterile hearth]

learn something new every day

[lime talon]

you guys need health insurance?

damn

[sterile hearth]

in the usa hell yes

when my mom was in the hospitol some years back idk when it was gonna be like 80k without health insurance

[dusty goblet]

(leaking my insurance provider, oh no)

[sterile hearth]

pfffff 505 euros a month

idk what that is in usd but thats cheap compared to here

548.38 US Dollar

[dusty goblet]

Nono, insurance is 123€ a month if you make more than 505€

[sterile hearth]

insurance is 123 euros

what

[dusty goblet]

Yop

[sterile hearth]

lemme come to germany

[dusty goblet]

The second last section of the screenshot

[sterile hearth]

more for my family but

[harsh minnow]

big if true

[raw panther]

one of my favorite games

[dusty goblet]

Oh yeah also you need to pay health insurance in taxes if you make over 10k€ a year

[sterile hearth]

who doesnt make 10k euros in a year

[dusty goblet]

Students mostly

[sterile hearth]

ig

im pretty sure my sister still makes more than that per year and she barely works

[dusty goblet]

Yop

[sterile hearth]

plus shes getting paid to go to college for the first few years

cause her scholarships went over so now they pay her

[dusty goblet]

So far

+302
+669
+636
+404

302 only half a month of work, 404 was last motnh I only worked like 2x and the rest was Christmas and shit

The 600s are where I worked 2x a week every month

[raw panther]

I'm unemployed and I make 2k€ a month from union :3c

[dusty goblet]

Idk how much i make a month so xd

[somber leaf]

so i should move to the EU is yalls point?

[dusty goblet]

It's generally under the limit but I feel like I'll get fucked for the 600€ months

I'll just work more I guess

[dusty goblet]

Min wage in in Germany is 12.49

[sterile hearth]

that must be nice

[somber leaf]

I make well over that

[sterile hearth]

its like 7.25 here or some shit

[somber leaf]

no body actually gets paid 7.25 tho

[dusty goblet]

Yop

[sterile hearth]

yea i live in iowa

[raw panther]

finland has no minimum wage in the law, but each profession has one negotiated by unions

[sterile hearth]

and iowa wouldnt dare raise it

dc is like 15.5

cali is 15

[dusty goblet]

I make minimum wage but honestly as a student without expenses it's more than fucking enough

[dusty goblet]

Like I have nothing i wanna buy atm so any money I get is just way too much lmaoo

[somber leaf]

all goverment employees all make minimum 15USD/h now as well

i was about to ask

[dusty goblet]

The funny thing is I don't even have set working hours

It's just

How fast we are

[somber leaf]

salary?

[dusty goblet]

I love when my Saturday takes 10h instead of 7h because work goes through slowly

Work starts at set time but it has no set end time

[dusty goblet]

12.49 per hour

Wdym

Oh yeah

Max work time 10h a day

We have the Working Hours Working Hours Act lol

No, Sunday work is disallowed though.

[sterile hearth]

tf

why

[dusty goblet]

And for students there's a max work time of 20h during lecture times

[dusty goblet]

Rest day

You can't even mow your lawn

[sterile hearth]

i think it should be optional

[sterile hearth]

the hell

germany is weird

[dusty goblet]

Can be fined with 50k for noise

NOT A JOKE

[sterile hearth]

what the fuck

[dusty goblet]

There's certain places that are allowed to work yes

But there's restrictions to that as well

[sterile hearth]

id work for them then

i want mone

i dont work but

[dusty goblet]

https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/arbzg/__10.html Sunday work

[sterile hearth]

ew

.de

[somber leaf]

germans are strange

[sterile hearth]

ill never visit a .de site in my life

put that on my life

[dusty goblet]

There's a tax for it if you're in the church yes

[dusty goblet]

https://dejure.org/gesetze/ArbZG/9.html :3

[harsh minnow]

guh

i hate ntfs

[dusty goblet]

Just switch to ext4

[somber leaf]

btrfs/bcachefs

even on windows you can use btrfs

[sterile hearth]

the fuck is that

[harsh minnow]

bleh

that fixed it

[raw panther]

every folder should have shiggy.gif

[dusty goblet]

Its the law that bans Sunday work, go to the next one for the exceptions lol (I just assume ur browser has a translator)

[sterile hearth]

great idea

[sterile hearth]

im not visiting a german site

german sites are german

need i say more

[harsh minnow]

yayy overwatch works ootb

[sterile hearth]

i had my discord in german before

[harsh minnow]

funny error

[sterile hearth]

but i quit cause all the text overflowed

i couldnt read anything full cause it went to far

[dusty goblet]

Most games do from my experience

Oh that reminds me

I worked on a holiday this month

I should get extra money for that

[harsh minnow]

yeah but previously it was a bit tougher because u needed blizz launcher

[sterile hearth]

thats legal?

[harsh minnow]

so you had to do it manually and blehhh

[candid blaze]

my plan is now to use my pc only for productivity

[harsh minnow]

now its on steam so its way simpler

that is the goriest low res icon i have ever seen

[candid blaze]

And make a Azure VM for cloud gaming because cloud gaming services are hella expensive

[harsh minnow]

beautiful

[noble quest]

excited to try out this game :D

[raw panther]

I have it wishlisted

[candid blaze]

What’s it about

[noble quest]

on sale rn 🤑

[raw panther]

you take pictures and insert the pictures into the world and they modify the 3d environment

[candid blaze]

Sounds cool

[raw panther]

you create new spaces through the pictures

[noble quest]

trailer piqued my intrest

[candid blaze]

Iirc

It varies from $0.10 to $0.60 per hour depending on the machine specs

[dusty goblet]

Under conditions it is yes

[sterile hearth]

im honestly surprised

germany doing a sensable thing? damn

[noble quest]

why wouldnt it be
there are laws about pay on holidays, but it isnt illegal

[sterile hearth]

seems unusual for germany is all im saying

look at their language

[paper gate]

@candid blaze https://tenor.com/view/fish-here-catch-throwing-fishing-gif-16513483

[sterile hearth]

they need help

[dusty goblet]

Lol it's either "you give your worker another day of rest as compensation or you employ them at a higher pay rate for the day" iirc

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-pets-pets-fun-funny-animals-animal-fun-fish-watch-gif-13102027227085048314

[sterile hearth]

do most companies just have off that day then?

[noble quest]

idk how "another day of rest" works in practice, but i dont like the sound of it

[dusty goblet]

It's just like... You do the holiday on another day?

Like you'd work on Monday but get Monday off to work on Friday which is a holiday

I guess

[dusty goblet]

Yes most people have the day off on a holiday

[noble quest]

aaaa why does this game run so poorly

[dusty goblet]

Usually only work that must be done on a holiday gets done

I mean it depends on ur contract doo

Too*