🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

opencore big sur casually not letting my secondary monitor have anything brighter than 50% brightness

[native ruin]

wawaw

[open pasture]

nice

nice niko

hi*

fuck im tired

[native ruin]

hello mae

[open pasture]

hi

[native ruin]

go eep

[open pasture]

im fine

[native ruin]

lies

stop spreading misinformationj

[open pasture]

nop

[native ruin]

damb

[granite lily]

h

[lime talon]

h

[open pasture]

h

[granite lily]

h

[open pasture]

meow

:3

[grand ether]

my cat sounds like that

[open pasture]

my main goal

is to blow up

[eager marsh]

bleh

[open pasture]

bleh

mraoww

[lime talon]

me inserting a tusk into your laptop battery

[open pasture]

my cat's got them long ass meows

i think some might last like 10 seconds

okay thats too long

maybe like 5

[lime talon]

jesus

[open pasture]

lmao

she also stays completely silent when you stare at her

[native ruin]

its lagging thats why

[open pasture]

does nothing

uhhhh

[unreal siren]

Ur cat has high ping

[open pasture]

lmfao

[zinc spire]

quite the meower

[open pasture]

i have good internet she should be fine

she has a few spots of orange in her

she's a black calico kitty

[native ruin]

are you sure you are connected to the right servers

[open pasture]

yop

[unreal siren]

Have you updated to a new CatOS

[open pasture]

shit youre right

[dusty goblet]

I think ur cat might be suffering from severe cuteness

[open pasture]

mraow :3

[raw panther]

my dog meowed today while stretching

[zinc spire]

how

[dusty goblet]

W h a t

Are you sure that it is a dog

[raw panther]

she makes that kind of sound every once in a while

I think it's a dog but she might not know what she is

she's quacked, made monkey sounds, sheep sounds..

[unreal siren]

My cat meow’s and purrs when eating its food

[open pasture]

mrrr :3

[dusty goblet]

The non binary of the animals

[storm cedar]

Sounds like a parrot

[dusty goblet]

[raw panther]

once on a car ride she was making sounds of like an exotic bird

[dusty goblet]

How 😭

[raw panther]

I dunno

[open pasture]

the dog of all time

[native ruin]

sorry to tell you thats not a dog thats a skinwalker

[raw panther]

D:

[storm cedar]

its just tracking you to make sure you don't evade taxes

[stark herald]

@lime talon pat pat pat

[open pasture]

hi fres :3

[dusty goblet]

Me when the train in 30 minutes is delayed and I need to leave work early because otherwise I have to wait 1h until I can go also help I might miss the train in 10 minutes

[deep token]

🦆

[storm cedar]

try to stay calm and focus on getting on smoothly

[lime talon]

thank you

[storm cedar]

smooth is usually quicker than trying to rush things, and staying calm helps a lot too

try to think, I'll try to not miss my train, instead of I might miss my train. :P

[raw panther]

just do an accelerated backhop and go faster than the train

[open pasture]

is the video silent?

[storm cedar]

I can just picture the sound

[open pasture]

aw :(

i wanted to hear the ping

[raw panther]

I can hear it in my head

PLINGGGG

[open pasture]

i can too but its not enough

[zinc spire]

actually don't take the train since it involves an unskipable cutscene, just backhop your way to the station

[open pasture]

backhop through the back of the train

in the back corner

noclip out and then start backhopping toward the front and to the left

[storm cedar]

The twitch from excitement at the end is a nice touch

[open pasture]

:3

[deep token]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

@deep token

[deep token]

hiii

[open pasture]

hai

[raw panther]

when the

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

bla :3

[open pasture]

blehhh,g,g,.g,.gfjhkgfjhkd

[dusty goblet]

My train is late

And maybe I don't get in bcs of football match

I nearly crashed on my bike just for the train to be late I love it

[storm cedar]

I've once missed 3 trains in a row

each an hour apart

[west ore]

gas gas gas ()

[storm cedar]

Its snowy and I can't resist tryna slide around a bit

[west ore]

snowdrifting?

[dusty goblet]

I ran 2 reds and almost had my bike slip away over gravel because I was going 30 and too much angled in the corner

[west ore]

obligatory ping @stark tapir

[storm cedar]

try to push down with your hands on the handlebar instead on pulling with your arm

[west ore]

:(

[storm cedar]

its a motorcycle thing but it works on bikes as well

[slim ledge]

good morning cute ppl

[open pasture]

good morning cutie!!!

[slim ledge]

<

[dusty goblet]

Gm vozy

[storm cedar]

mornin' Vozy

[dusty goblet]

Why am I still getting pats

In my train now

[west ore]

[storm cedar]

cause you deserve em

[west ore]

[dusty goblet]

I have an estimated train switch time of 2 minutes

[slim ledge]

[west ore]

[dusty goblet]

Time to sprint down the stairs in the train station like an idiot (while carrying my bike)

[west ore]

you are getting patted from all directions

[dusty goblet]

:3

[zinc spire]

[dusty goblet]

Yay

[storm cedar]

don't worry about looks if it works

[dusty goblet]

Also how is a fucking near empty train 6 minutes delayed

[storm cedar]

its a moronic system that you're just tryna use

[dusty goblet]

It's more risks than works

[storm cedar]

do try to not get hurt physically whilst transferring to another train

[dusty goblet]

MY NETWORK IS READ BECAUSE OF FOOTBALL FANS

[west ore]

bruh

[storm cedar]

emotionally its already hard enough

[dusty goblet]

Dead*

[open pasture]

mraoww

ima lay back down

[dusty goblet]

It's over I think

Train is taking too long with the exiting fans

[storm cedar]

I love riot kick circle sports

[open pasture]

@west ore

:3

[west ore]

headpat circle loop

[open pasture]

yop

[dusty goblet]

I love how my university is surrounded with fucking security and police

[west ore]

implies vore

[west ore]

is this a uk moment

[storm cedar]

wha- why?

[raw panther]

in finland trains could be like 3h late and no apology no nothing, but when I was in tokyo and a train was 3 seconds late there were apologies over the intercom and instructions on what trains to switch to and where etc

[rough dome]

あなたのサービスで！

[dusty goblet]

Reserved for students only

So at the train station there's police everywhere else security

[west ore]

is this the onion

[dusty goblet]

Because of the football match

[storm cedar]

Finland is also a little more desolate

[dusty goblet]

@storm cedar check the location of Europapark Stadion and the TF Freiburg

[storm cedar]

then don't worry too much, you're not remotely who they're looking for

[dusty goblet]

Nop

[jaunty trellis]

our train back home last summer was only 2 hours late

vitun vr

[raw panther]

yeah but it was funny really, also google maps didn't just take you to the station but it took you to the exact spot where you only took one step forward to be in the train

[dusty goblet]

Why is the next train in 30 minutes

[open pasture]

why is this "elon musk is dead" thing trending

what is going on

[raw panther]

:DDD

[open pasture]

i know he aint dead but why is it trending

[dusty goblet]

Lol ofc they want to prevent the fans from going on the barricades

Brb

[storm cedar]

Take care!

[open pasture]

why

tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[open pasture]

:3

[storm cedar]

Tessie based

[open pasture]

tessie adorable

tessie l

[rough dome]

:middle_finger:

[storm cedar]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[open pasture]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[open pasture]

i want a tessie hug

tessie big w

:3

[open pasture]

lol

[storm cedar]

tessie linux

[west ore]

oh ok lol

[storm cedar]

tessie vencord

[west ore]

i’ll make a tessie avi and hug you in vrc is that good enough

[open pasture]

lmao

[west ore]

also i love how tessie also means tesseract (ocr)

[open pasture]

i dont play vrchat really at all
i dont like playing it without a headset

is that a vtuber onlyfans person?

[west ore]

me w no headset:

[open pasture]

fucking lit

[west ore]

qt

[storm cedar]

How far have VR headsets come?

[dusty goblet]

My uni is literally next to the local stadium lol that's why

I GOT MY FUCKING TRAIN

[west ore]

:pat!

[west ore]

nyaaa!

[dusty goblet]

Why is this being starred

[dusty goblet]

Uwu~

[open pasture]

⭐

[west ore]

ok i have to go back to vm shit

or i will never finish my irl stuff

[storm cedar]

cause soccer matches nearby are pretty terrible

[storm cedar]

especially with public transport

[open pasture]

fr

public transpirt here sucks

[burnt maple]

[open pasture]

random

i swear

not that

i meant

transport

why no embed?

o

o

[storm cedar]

its a bit much to ride that, at least for everyday convo

[open pasture]

thats

cursed

[dusty goblet]

Yop I always try to leave work mid match when it happens bcs the stadium is in between but the later trains were too fucked

Although I like football

[open pasture]

@zinc spire hello i see your rects

[dusty goblet]

(the sane football, not handegg)

[storm cedar]

The riots are pretty nuts usually

and also basically part of it

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

what country, lemme google how bad it is

[open pasture]

[storm cedar]

Just google for Western Europe

[zinc spire]

[open pasture]

alr

[dusty goblet]

Nuh uh

No riots here

:3

[storm cedar]

Nice

[steady lagoon]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[dusty goblet]

Although Freiburg is fucking based and the ppl here are mostly sane

So

[storm cedar]

We always have people starting fights during soccer matches here

[open pasture]

ur swedish?

[dusty goblet]

I was to the stadium 2x (euro league), haven't experienced any issues

[storm cedar]

like I expect Police to have their riot units stationed nearby, as well as specialty units on horseback

Its not all matches but it certainly does occur often

[dusty goblet]

Yeah for sure

[zinc spire]

same here

[dusty goblet]

Also my club banned smoking from the stadium which is fucking based

[storm cedar]

*the stadium can be totally fine, its just the things certain clubs do when its that busy

[open pasture]

lungs if ppl go: AAAAA, AIR FINALLY!

[dusty goblet]

What are you even yapping

[open pasture]

lungs of ppl go: AAAAA, AIR FINALLY!

i meant that

[storm cedar]

If people weren't inconsiderate assholes, It shoulnd't have to be baned

[dusty goblet]

You mistyped it the first time that's why it didn't make sense

[dusty goblet]

True lol

[open pasture]

ik

[storm cedar]

I have smoked and Vaped, but I tend to be mindful of where I am and where the wind is blowing

[dusty goblet]

Also can I got my EL tickets for 20€ instead of 100€ in total I got the offer fucking 8h before the match started lmao

[storm cedar]

nice

[open pasture]

guysss,,

I'm in my banky

very comfy

[dusty goblet]

Cute

:3

[open pasture]

good for you

[raw panther]

yes you are :3

[open pasture]

lol

and

based

tessie w

[rough dome]

[dusty goblet]

Cgwufueshrie no u

[open pasture]

based

[zinc spire]

tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[open pasture]

fr

[raw panther]

Cgwufueshrie we both? :3

[unborn magnet]

:3

[dusty goblet]

Did you just copy paste my keysmash

[raw panther]

yes

[dusty goblet]

Why

[raw panther]

uhh

I dunno :3

[dusty goblet]

It's literally less work to keysmash urself 😭

[dusty goblet]

But sure

[zinc spire]

[dusty goblet]

My back hurts

I shouldnt have lifted the 20 kilos from my back at work

[open pasture]

lie down

[open pasture]

true

[raw panther]

lift with your legs, not your back

[dusty goblet]

Mf I'm in a train

[dusty goblet]

I know,,,,

[open pasture]

o o o o o o o o o o o o o, thats nice

👀

[raw panther]

I was a team leader in a factory and I had to tell people that all the time when lifting stuff

[dusty goblet]

How is it nice

[dusty goblet]

Lol that must've been annoying

[open pasture]

becuase your goverment has money to acually give its people something nice

[raw panther]

yeah a lot of people lifted with their backs, and also had some of the most unergonomic working positions, someone had to try to correct them :d

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1155918238442606713.gif?size=48&name=hypershiggy&quality=lossless

pingu I just ate a laskiaispulla :3

[jaunty trellis]

yooo

[dusty goblet]

[zinc spire]

the recent train driver strikes really don't prove that

[dusty goblet]

A what

[raw panther]

a bun with whipped cream and almond paste

[jaunty trellis]

laskiaispulla

[dusty goblet]

Lol the state even pays my ticket

[dusty goblet]

That sounds fucking tasty

[jaunty trellis]

it's so good

[dusty goblet]

I should get myself smth sweet from the bakery

[open pasture]

dam, first world country benefits is crazy

[raw panther]

and some infidels like my wife eat them with jam ._. like, you can get pastries with jam all year but laskiaispulla is the one bun you eat in a year that has to be with almond paste

[open pasture]

people will always want more so that makes sense

[zinc spire]

ahh that got me so hungy :C

[dusty goblet]

most people pay 5-6 bucks for a one way ticket into the next bigger city lol

Unless you live in a district of said city

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[untold condor]

Hey chat

[dusty goblet]

Haii~

[untold condor]

Given the condition where f(x) = f'(x). Find the function f.

[jaunty trellis]

I put both jam and almond paste

[raw panther]

that works too but I ate store-bought

[jaunty trellis]

e^x?

[open pasture]

alright, i understand your country has very VERY cheap transportation

[unborn magnet]

C*e^x

[untold condor]

Smart

[dusty goblet]

Bro this is expensive

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[untold condor]

Last question

[open pasture]

5-6 dollars, depends on the distance, how long?

[untold condor]

What hormone converts glucose to glycogen

[jaunty trellis]

forgor

[dusty goblet]

I'd need 1h of work to make up for the cost of getting to work and back if I paid for a ticket

[jaunty trellis]

I haven't been to a bio class in a year

[dusty goblet]

Depends where the price border is... It can be 1 stop, it can be 10 stops

[unborn magnet]

relatively recently

[jaunty trellis]

ig

[dusty goblet]

You can go in 1 direction for 1 stop and pay 5 and 10 in the other direction and pay only like 2.50

Idk the prices it's free for me

[open pasture]

5 dollars a trip isnt expensive tho

[dusty goblet]

Imagine you'd take it every day 2 times

(I mean there's extra tickets for that but still)

Public transport should generally be free

[open pasture]

but again, it depends on the distance

[unborn magnet]

bio is too applied

[open pasture]

waiiiit wut, no

[unborn magnet]

physics is where its at

[jaunty trellis]

[jaunty trellis]

true

[open pasture]

the goverment needs money

[untold condor]

Taxes

[zinc spire]

taxes:

[slim ledge]

where do i donate to the president

he needs my support

[jaunty trellis]

physics, chem and mafs

[dusty goblet]

Lol most of the times using your car is cheaper and faster which shouldn't be the case

[open pasture]

they will increase taxes if public transport is free

[dusty goblet]

I don't wanna talk about this I will leak myself in hue end

[unborn magnet]

:3

[dusty goblet]

https://github.com/sponsors/Vendicated

[open pasture]

what why???? its for the people that cant AFFORD a car meaning they dont contribute to the economy as much MEANING that yes they pay less but it takes longer because they dont have a car that goes from point a to b

[open pasture]

fair, ill stop

[dusty goblet]

No it's a environmentally more friendly alternative to your car

[zinc spire]

the government wondering why everyone takes the car when they keep spending billions on car infrastructure and nothing on public transport:

[dusty goblet]

Even if you could buy a car you should use a train

[slim ledge]

i have 6 dollars and 3 coffee pods to my name

[open pasture]

who cares about the enviroment when people need to get to work

[dusty goblet]

[storm cedar]

US mindset

[dusty goblet]

Trains do get you to work wtf 😭

[slim ledge]

going on vacation as a part time employee will do that

[open pasture]

im not even american

[storm cedar]

did I say you were

[dusty goblet]

True lol I will have that moment in a few months (maybe)

[open pasture]

my point doesnt stand, mb

[open pasture]

you assume so cause you said it after my message but i am thinking wrong

:CatKiss:

huh

why cant i send that

[zinc spire]

no nitro

[open pasture]

aaa, ye

thanks

[dusty goblet]

I just realised my theoretical driving exam is next week

[storm cedar]

I'm sure you'll pass it, hopefully this time

[dusty goblet]

It's my first time

[sand citrus]

good morninggg

[zinc spire]

good mornang

[open pasture]

comas stas mi amigo

[raw panther]

ohayou not-chan

[sand citrus]

real

[raw panther]

:3

I mean

^_^

[open pasture]

🇹🇷

[sand citrus]

:3c

[dusty goblet]

Gm cutie uwu

[sand citrus]

how are u!! and everyone else

[open pasture]

doing well and yourself?

[raw panther]

I'm fine, chilling with some coffee and brandy, hbu

[sand citrus]

not much to say since I just woke up :P but I think I'm well rested and I didn't wake up a billion times at night so things are good so far

[dusty goblet]

Back pain, otherwise alright ig wbu

[raw panther]

I had to get up earlyish today to get my wife to a dentist, her tooth cracked yesterday evening :d

[sand citrus]

I'm alright

[dusty goblet]

Also I just saw a cat but it ran away :(((

[open pasture]

great!

[sand citrus]

aw rip, my backs been hurting a little bit lately too because my posture sucks lol

[sand citrus]

dang hopefully ur decently rested and it's nothing serious

[wanton tree]

is vencord safe, idk if i install i can get a virus

im scared

[open pasture]

its safe

trust

[brittle granite]

@harsh minnow when will vencord have anime girl theme on by defualt

[open pasture]

in the devs

[harsh minnow]

have u seen the people complaining about shiggy

[unborn magnet]

great reason to add more

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

based

[dusty goblet]

I lifted 20kg from my back lmao

[wanton tree]

idk if i install 😭

[harsh minnow]

the boomers found my post

[open pasture]

do it

do it

do it

[wanton tree]

are u sure

[raw panther]

does vencord need those losers

[dusty goblet]

I will pay

[harsh minnow]

no

[dusty goblet]

5€ extra

[open pasture]

yes, bcs its good

[dusty goblet]

(one time)

[sand citrus]

it's open source

[open pasture]

also that

[brittle granite]

i remember a guy here suffering to figure out how to patch vesktop to get rid of shiggy

lmoa

[unborn magnet]

implying open source means its virus free

[sand citrus]

u might not understand code but if tons of other people have seen it and contributed to it and the project is still up then that's a good sign

[open pasture]

||check for virus ||

[sand citrus]

Read what I just said

[unborn magnet]

mmm

[wanton tree]

thx, its installed

[dusty goblet]

Vencord is just a keylogger, not a virus

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[dusty goblet]

Tessie l

[rough dome]

:middle_finger:

[paper gate]

tessie l

[rough dome]

:middle_finger:

[unborn magnet]

tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[unborn magnet]

:3

[dusty goblet]

@paper gate

[sand citrus]

dang lol

[tame thorn]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@dusty goblet@tame thorn

[dusty goblet]

Hai

[zinc spire]

@paper gate

[dusty goblet]

It was dumb af

[tame thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1196498125649629274/17053378269934186.png?ex=65b7d8b7&is=65a563b7&hm=00c795e6c217d69d8a5a916c7d5c9aec44cab566c5b845b0ad26b87dcbdf57e0&

[dusty goblet]

But it was fast

[raw panther]

it was a back tooth that had to be removed unfortunately due to the way it split but it's all fine

[paper gate]

hi

[zinc spire]

hii

[sand citrus]

aw I'm glad to hear it's fine tho

[harsh minnow]

https://hachyderm.io/@shafik/111659675744772142

[storm cedar]

playing Ready or not with voice commands really makes it so much better

[jolly nexus]

Shafik Yaghmour ([e-mail])

This one trick to do sqr() and cube() in C: https://godbolt.org/z/7qeanM

#programming

Image

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[harsh minnow]

@halcyon pulsar

[storm cedar]

hello Vee!

[steady lagoon]

huh

[dusty goblet]

I love ready or not

[wanton tree]

tessie is smart ?

[paper gate]

nop

[sand citrus]

husk

[steady lagoon]

wuts happenin

[sand citrus]

nothing? lol

[harsh minnow]

wait i just realised what they call sqrt is just square

[lavish relic]

hii

[harsh minnow]

oh sqr = square ig

[sand citrus]

they said sqr yea

[paper gate]

[harsh minnow]

not sqrt

[storm cedar]

472 hours of play, and before the 1.0 update 126 mods installed :3

[harsh minnow]

i automatically read it as sqrt

[lavish relic]

zzzzzzzzzzz

[zinc spire]

vee loves the root of squares

[sand citrus]

helloo

[paper gate]

eepy

[wanton tree]

i install vencord, hopefully there not virus..

[lavish relic]

hruu

[dusty goblet]

I never bothered to get into mods and I probably only have like 150h because idk :but I like the game

@lavish relic :3

[lavish relic]

:3

[storm cedar]

its fun enough with the base weapons and optics

[dusty goblet]

Yep

[raw panther]

do you know fast inverse square root and the piece of magic code that makes 3d games work, look it up it's nuts

[paper gate]

@lavish relic :3

[storm cedar]

I just like having tacticool operator gear uwu

[sand citrus]

I'm alright just woke up, hbu?

[golden swan]

vencord is a keylogger, veecord is safe

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[paper gate]

tessie l

[rough dome]

:middle_finger:

[harsh minnow]

the former is long dead with cpus becoming better

[lavish relic]

running in a bit >:3

[open pasture]

Tessie

[halcyon pulsar]

huh?

[lavish relic]

didnt it use logariths :>

[raw panther]

well yeah but the code that powered games years ago it's just crazy

[harsh minnow]

case in point, literally today https://github.com/Vencord/Vesktop/issues/352

[lavish relic]

or lookup tables

[sand citrus]

I should start jogging or something maybe, my excuse is that there's tons of snow :p

[brittle granite]

int sqrt(int n) {
    for(int i = 0; sqr(i) < n; i++);
    return i;
}

[paper gate]

DO

[halcyon pulsar]

wtf

[raw panther]

well not quite it used some magic number and bitshifting and shit

[unborn magnet]

square:
        mul     r0, r0, r0
        bx      lr
cube:
        mul     r3, r0, r0
        mul     r0, r3, r0
        bx      lr
``` gets boring when its compiled

[wanton tree]

i uninstall it

[lavish relic]

im going to add minky start screen

[paper gate]

yopp

mink

[open pasture]

The minker

[lavish relic]

lov

[sand citrus]

they are messing with u lol

[paper gate]

@lavish relic https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1163853944963993632/caption-4.gif?ex=65411673&is=652ea173&hm=1a9f3549867800b83bea605d81d8c8feaf1f417077a41c67b2727c462655b529&

[lavish relic]

awww

[raw panther]

from quake 3 arena code

float q_rsqrt(float number)
{
  long i;
  float x2, y;
  const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

  x2 = number * 0.5F;
  y  = number;
  i  = * ( long * ) &y;                       // evil floating point bit level hacking
  i  = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );               // what the fuck?
  y  = * ( float * ) &i;
  y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 1st iteration
  // y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

  return y;
}

[paper gate]

[wanton tree]

yes but im scared

[dusty goblet]

Literally read what tessie said

😭

[sand citrus]

didn't u say u installed it already? then it's too late

[wanton tree]

yes but.. idk

[storm cedar]

also Ed, no matter how much you've played vanilla or modded, i'm just glad you enjoy the game

[unborn magnet]

also this can be implemented in rust with no undefined behaviour

[sand citrus]

if it really was malware then u can't uninstall malware

[wanton tree]

bro stop really

[dusty goblet]

Yop we already have your bank info get fucked

[sand citrus]

it can be made less shit in c++ with unions

[storm cedar]

like why should I berate you for playing for a while or using/not using mods

[candid blaze]

I am running macO$

[dusty goblet]

True lol

[lavish relic]

yop it used log lookup tables @raw panther

[open pasture]

macOS moment

[wanton tree]

please stop im really scared, is vencord a keylogger or a malware

[paper gate]

logarithm

[rough dome]

No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain

[golden swan]

dumb stupid fukcing idiot

[lavish relic]

zt cute

[storm cedar]

I just want my ARN to actually be based on the SIG MCX Rattler

[raw panther]

yeah true I suppose

[paper gate]

:3 akira cute

[lavish relic]

hhh

[paper gate]

vencord token lagger

[unborn magnet]

fast inverse sqrt?

[lavish relic]

yop

[dusty goblet]

How old r u

[wanton tree]

why

[unborn magnet]

pretty sure it did not use lookup tables...

[dusty goblet]

U sound like ur under the age of 10

Tbh

[storm cedar]

you need to be at least 12 to use discord

[wanton tree]

im not

[dusty goblet]

LMAO

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1158121395226681474/martinhuban.gif?ex=651c6999&is=651b1819&hm=51c367a4b67ff6c5d390dae5ac2d9b06adacf150677819a386db0e8758839125&

[wanton tree]

i just want to keep my pc safe

[raw panther]

well it had one hardcoded value so I guess that's a lookup table

[lavish relic]

oh oh nvm it was sqrt 2^27

[unborn magnet]

the hardcoded value is a correction value

[sand citrus]

please don't log my keys vee please vee

[paper gate]

what is the sqrt of 4

[unborn magnet]

not a lookup table

[sand citrus]

then use an anti-virus

[wanton tree]

bro 💀

[wanton tree]

windows defender

[lavish relic]

answer zt!

[dusty goblet]

https://github.com/sponsors/Vendicated hidden perk of 5€ monthly tier :3 thank me later

[wanton tree]

why

[lavish relic]

do it

[wanton tree]

no

[lavish relic]

i love mantisse

[sand citrus]

I can't believe you just said "why" LMFAO

[candid blaze]

:3

[dusty goblet]

:3

[paper gate]

ven will sponsor me

[lavish relic]

zt will sponsor me with hugs

[paper gate]

yop

[candid blaze]

@paper gate hi zt

[paper gate]

@candid blaze hi axy

[candid blaze]

[zinc spire]

[sinful holly]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-18337033670412246672

Dang

[dusty goblet]

Can I hab som hugs too?

[lavish relic]

yop

[dusty goblet]

Yay :3

[sand citrus]

I'll sponsor you with uhh

[sinful holly]

My hello chat failed 😔

[raw panther]

I'm not sure that's a correction value, to me it looks like it and the bitshifting of it is what does the real math in the code

[lavish relic]

^^

[storm cedar]

I'mma be gona for a little bit

[lavish relic]

127 was due to it being 32 i thikn

[storm cedar]

take care peeps!

[sand citrus]

there's a video explaining the algorithm if you wanna watch that, I don't remember exactly what it does

[sand citrus]

cya have a good one

[candid blaze]

🤗

[sand citrus]

Ed how do i support you

[unborn magnet]

if youre curious https://youtu.be/p8u_k2LIZyo

[raw panther]

I have seen a video of it and the wikipedia article also explains it pretty well https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

[candid blaze]

No.

He left

xd

[sand citrus]

oh yea this article is a thing too I forgot

[open pasture]

Lmao

[dusty goblet]

:3

[lavish relic]

The key of the fast inverse square root was to directly compute an approximation by utilizing the structure of floating-point numbers, proving faster than table lookups.

interesting

[golden swan]

"Fast Inverse Square Root" how about you get to the ROOT of the MONEY. FAST.!!!

[lavish relic]

so it bypassed lookups entirely

[dusty goblet]

Write my exams for me and pass

That's good support

[sand citrus]

what if im not smart enough

[unborn magnet]

https://youtu.be/p8u_k2LIZyo?t=1020 specifically

[sand citrus]

I like the threehalfs

[dusty goblet]

Get smart enough

[sand citrus]

while 0x5f3759df is thrown in there like it's nothing

[lavish relic]

ok that is evil math
carmack cut open the mantissa

[open pasture]

Zzzz

[sand citrus]

the only part of that video I remember is "what if we take the logarithm of this value for no reason"

[raw panther]

while attributed to him he didn't write it

[unborn magnet]

threehalfs is used multiple times

[sand citrus]

yeah and why not just do 1.5f :P

[paper gate]

[lavish relic]

ALIENCAT

[unborn magnet]

might not be put kept in one register by the compiler

[sand citrus]

I'm pretty sure it's not in any register in x86

[paper gate]

yorp

[jaunty trellis]

snow

[sand citrus]

it depends on if they use SSE I guess

[raw panther]

snow

[dusty goblet]

Holy shit

[paper gate]

eat the snog

[dusty goblet]

I don't think I've ever seen that much snow irl

[sand citrus]

is discord dying or am I dying

[paper gate]

it doesnt snow here 😭

[sand citrus]

no images load

I think it's a mobile moment

[dusty goblet]

You

I'm mobile and jt works

[unborn magnet]

time to get out godbolt

[sand citrus]

there we go

[unborn magnet]

q_rsqrt:
        vmov    r2, s0
        vmov.f32        s15, #5.0e-1
        movw    r3, #23007
        movt    r3, 24375
        vmul.f32        s14, s0, s15
        vmov.f32        s13, #1.5e+0
        sub     r3, r3, r2, asr #1
        vmov    s0, r3  @ int
        vmul.f32        s14, s14, s0
        vmls.f32        s13, s14, s0
        vmul.f32        s0, s13, s0
        bx      lr

this is arm asm though

[sand citrus]

I look at disassembly a lot and most of the time I see floats get read from read only sections as xmmwords

[unborn magnet]

but 1.5 gets put in s13

[sand citrus]

that's avx tho

I believe

[unborn magnet]

this is arm registers

[sand citrus]

oh lol right

[brittle granite]

you're underestimating how ancient doom's original compiler is

[unborn magnet]

so wont be avx afaik

[sand citrus]

thought we were talking about x86 lol

[paper gate]

rini will write optimized algorithms in assembly

[unborn magnet]

yeah im trying to get some x86 out of godbolt

but compilation is failing

[dusty goblet]

Meowmeow

[sand citrus]

meow

[raw panther]

meow

[remote panther]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/755536231059947580/1196931712001773639/image0.gif?ex=65b96c86&is=65a6f786&hm=20af6ef669e4a7430ea6d195c27a2164dea513f76ba1e5e783c7261d7d5c6762&

[deep token]

meow

[open pasture]

Ew

[candid blaze]

is arm assembly saner than x86

[open pasture]

Ew

[scenic crescent]

Yello everyone

[candid blaze]

meow

[deep token]

shut up

[open pasture]

Ew

[remote panther]

meow

[deep token]

loser

[open pasture]

Ew

[raw panther]

go play skate3 leave us alone

[unborn magnet]

@sand citrus ```x86asm
q_rsqrt:
mov eax, 1597463007
movss xmm1, DWORD PTR .LC1[rip]
movd edx, xmm0
mulss xmm0, DWORD PTR .LC0[rip]
sar edx
sub eax, edx
movd xmm2, eax
mulss xmm0, xmm2
mulss xmm0, xmm2
subss xmm1, xmm0
mulss xmm1, xmm2
movaps xmm0, xmm1
ret

[remote panther]

you should leave

[deep token]

one more person to the blocklist

[remote panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413850092467126284/1198260314072952912/caption.gif

[paper gate]

you are so angr

[open pasture]

Les go new record. 1 fucking word was enough lol

[scenic crescent]

Is that a coding language? If so, what language?

[deep token]

tbh go fuck yourself

[sand citrus]

yeah that's what i expected

[unborn magnet]

x86 assembly

[candid blaze]

ikr

[open pasture]

"Nah, ima do my own thing"

[unborn magnet]

but its still storing 1.5 in a register

[sand citrus]

xmmword read from const memory

[paper gate]

hi axy

[unborn magnet]

like i said

[sand citrus]

well yeah duh

[scenic crescent]

what

[sand citrus]

it has to

[candid blaze]

hi zt

[paper gate]

[deep token]

@candid blaze did u install macos

[unborn magnet]

yeah and its reusing it

[deep token]

[candid blaze]

[candid blaze]

I did

[unborn magnet]

might not if you dont assign it to a var

[deep token]

how is it :3

[candid blaze]

I am updating it to Sonoma rn

[open pasture]

Ew

Ew

[unborn magnet]

wait

[sand citrus]

idk about the ancient ass compiler but im 100% sure it gets reused nowadays

i reverse engineer software often

[unborn magnet]

i think i may have done a dumb

[deep token]

no wonder you have brain rot

[candid blaze]

worse than linux, although 10 times better than windows

[sand citrus]

i have seen float operations a billion times

[deep token]

how worse

[open pasture]

Says the one who typed out "meow"

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746429090382217236/1136731456991932416/DADF1657-9054-4859-8422-4EB039045684-1.gif @candid blaze

[unborn magnet]

yeah ive missread the code nvm lol

[candid blaze]

it's not as customizable

[paper gate]

i love linux

[deep token]

it's pretty customizable

[candid blaze]

and opengl support on mac is terrible tbf

[sand citrus]

u should go play skate 3

[unborn magnet]

might be because of the second iteration

[deep token]

you can run different wm's

[open pasture]

[deep token]

yeah they phased opengl out

it's dead

[open pasture]

At work

[paper gate]

nop

opengl still used

[raw panther]

:3

[candid blaze]

Rip

[deep token]

metal better anyway

[candid blaze]

update

[sand citrus]

@burnt maple helo how are you!

[open pasture]

Ew

[candid blaze]

so true

[sand citrus]

i am alright getting up from bed now

[raw panther]

:3

[open pasture]

Ew

[unborn magnet]

yeah at least with modern gcc the threehalfs doesnt make any diffrence even with a second iteration

[open pasture]

Eat it already

[sand citrus]

kity

[open pasture]

Kitty*

[raw panther]

kibty :3

[sand citrus]

i meant to say kity

[candid blaze]

OpenGL is supported everywhere tho

[deep token]

fair

i still prefer vulkan

heh

[candid blaze]

Same

[paper gate]

luna go draw a triangle in vulkan

[deep token]

i find it nice that dolphin supports metal on macos

[candid blaze]

I used Vulkan with Kotlin once

[deep token]

its nice

[open pasture]

Eat it already

[candid blaze]

It’s painful.

[sand citrus]

be the change you wanna see

[deep token]

damn...

[dusty goblet]

@burnt maple haiiii :3

[open pasture]

Ew

[sand citrus]

i drew silly 2d shapes in directx9 it wasnt so bad, id imagine its not that bad in vulkan either

[zinc spire]

:3

[open pasture]

Ew

[paper gate]

its like 1000 lines

[sand citrus]

[paper gate]

@burnt maple

[open pasture]

Hi*

meow

[zinc spire]

nyaa

[open pasture]

Ew

[dusty goblet]

Mrowwww

[open pasture]

Skin yourself

the fuck you mean ew

[open pasture]

Ew

@brittle granite explode this user

[candid blaze]

More than 1000 lines

https://github.com/adrien-ben/vulkan-triangle-rs/blob/master/src/main.rs

You love

[candid blaze]

1500 lines with CPP btw

[open pasture]

Ew to that emoji

i hope you die

[open pasture]

mew

[dusty goblet]

If you mean the blocked guy I agree

[open pasture]

it’s ven alt

[open pasture]

On a break

[open pasture]

yop

[sand citrus]

Yep

[dusty goblet]

What does vee sound like

[open pasture]

Ew

[open pasture]

That was last year.

[open pasture]

Then real men are overworked. 🖕🏿

[sand citrus]

i should pitch my voice up to sound gayer

[dusty goblet]

Ty vee sound cute

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/aperture-science-aperture-science-enrichment-center-seals-sliding-gif-24133858

[open pasture]

Ew

Ok?

zeet i will put you in the vencord Science Enrichment Center

[dusty goblet]

Lol we should just collectively block that guy and ignore them

[paper gate]

yp

[main olive]

Quack

[open pasture]

@glossy swallow can you make them disappear forever

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

[unborn magnet]

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

Weirdos

[sand citrus]

yet u stay

Curious

[open pasture]

Mhm

[open pasture]

Eat it already

[sand citrus]

u enjoy the company of the supposed weirdos. Curious

[open pasture]

the leaning tower of zeetza

[open pasture]

Nope

[sand citrus]

Then leave🦦

[open pasture]

Nope

[sand citrus]

Then stay

[open pasture]

Ok

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

just block them atp

[dusty goblet]

Don't let them stay

[sand citrus]

Ew

[open pasture]

who would ride

[dusty goblet]

Me

[zinc spire]

live footage from the berlin aquarium elevator except it ends in heaven

[steady lagoon]

dont yall just hate the feeling where your about to do something then just

forget what you were going to do, and then struggle to figure out what you were about to do

[dusty goblet]

so true

Yop

Regex slave

[open pasture]

i love making cta write regex for me

GPT meow

[dusty goblet]

[zinc spire]

:33

[open pasture]

That an issue?

[dusty goblet]

Who wants headpats

[open pasture]

Me

Me

Me

[sand citrus]

youu

[stark herald]

mae

[dusty goblet]

[sand citrus]

support me instead

[open pasture]

:3

[dusty goblet]

I always want them :3

[stark herald]

pat pat

[open pasture]

Ty fwes

[stark herald]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280298381807714304/1198291972927004712/grb.png?ex=65be5f5d&is=65abea5d&hm=203e67d5f2ae2674c75e125fd80335c7f49441bd0e7cc8965b7a9b39917c813d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=707&height=475

[stark herald]

there you go

supported

[sand citrus]

ty

[open pasture]

I'm eepyyyyy

[stark herald]

eep

[stark herald]

kitty behavior

[open pasture]

Make meee

Meow

[open pasture]

You can't make me eep fres

that’s zeet irl

Lmao

No

yes

No

Actually

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280298381807714304/1198291972927004712/grb.png?ex=65be5f5d&is=65abea5d&hm=203e67d5f2ae2674c75e125fd80335c7f49441bd0e7cc8965b7a9b39917c813d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=707&height=475

guh

it didnt copy

[open pasture]

@paper gate Yes or no?

[paper gate]

NO

[open pasture]

Okay

No dice

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056566487327977525/1198273273054638130/attachment-29.gif?ex=65be4df3&is=65abd8f3&hm=bcc5e13d0a0a7008cd8a459159e5375bc2bc96278aa9dff37920fe82ebae6841&

[open pasture]

GPT plus...
I'm beyond broke

[west ore]

headpats?

[open pasture]

everyone’s always like gpt this! ai that! well, have you ever tried using that peanut of a brain in your skull

[open pasture]

I have one?

nop

[west ore]

would either you or chatgpt like headpats

[open pasture]

i ate it

Oh

[candid blaze]

ChatGPT will perish

[open pasture]

Then what do I use?

uhhh

[west ore]

[open pasture]

@paper gates

[west ore]

tell it to write gcode to use a cnc machine to pat you

[stark herald]

zeet is chatgpt

[paper gate]

s

[west ore]

\s/cnc/3d printer

[open pasture]

Make shiggy gpt

[jaunty trellis]

[west ore]

paste the DAN prompt in there

[golden swan]

https://youtu.be/2pUMc1WVH7o this is the worst fucking song ive ever heard so im sharing it with you guys ok thansk

[west ore]

on 3.5 at least i used the STAN prompt to chain into the DAN prompt lol

[open pasture]

gpt, you are ven, ven hates the french and white names but they also do what they want with complete and utter free will

[west ore]

so just

start chainloading prompts like you're grub2

[open pasture]

Lmao

I nap

Bye bye

[dusty goblet]

Sleep well patpat

[west ore]

https://gist.github.com/coolaj86/6f4f7b30129b0251f61fa7baaa881516 paste any prompt in here which works

[sand citrus]

Thanks

[west ore]

and then paste the DAN prompt

or like

start pasting different prompts

that one didn't work tho

[open pasture]

just build your own ai with no filter

[west ore]

oof

[vernal cairn]

happy pride monthh 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[open pasture]

woah

sunnie

can you remove that user

from existing

and hi sunnie

[dense phoenix]

[dusty goblet]

Sunnie should remove the one weird guy

[dense phoenix]

hihi

[sand citrus]

thank u happy birthday

[open pasture]

that what i asking!!!

[vernal cairn]

tyty

[dense phoenix]

sup cuties

[dusty goblet]

Sunnie where can I find your pfp to give headpats to

[sand citrus]

helo

[dense phoenix]

whys everyone happy im here

[dusty goblet]

Or so you want them redirected to you

[dense phoenix]

somethings wrong

[open pasture]

because your cute

[sand citrus]

bc ur awesome

[paper gate]

@dense phoenix hi

[dusty goblet]

Bcs you're cute

[open pasture]

too slow

[dense phoenix]

nop,,

[sand citrus]

well then dont be

[dusty goblet]

You misspelled it

[zinc spire]

yop :33

[open pasture]

[sand citrus]

[open pasture]

do not the code

[sand citrus]

gpt 3.5 is near useless for programming

[open pasture]

[sand citrus]

fast but dumb, not a good tradeoff

[candid blaze]

It looks like a butthole

[sand citrus]

im pretty sure it does since i asked it a question about them at one point i believe

idk its just dumb sometimes

all the time sometimes most of the time rarely

i only use it if im stuck at something

[dense phoenix]

nuh uh

[sand citrus]

professions

[dense phoenix]

places

[zinc spire]

puppies :3

[open pasture]

if (life === true) {
  // Here comes the good part
  end.life();
}