🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[sudden sun]

those people include people like kirb and ethan trying to make me let it slide too

which i find fucked up

[fallow pawn]

Hug

[sudden sun]

trust obliterated

but as a result of all that drama i ended up not doing anything for a while

[fallow pawn]

I understand

Ive been just doing my own thing tbh

[sudden sun]

but i do also miss working on projects with you

[fallow pawn]

Ive been making a file manager with someone and its so fun

[paper gate]

ooo

for what platform

what gui

[fallow pawn]

xd

[paper gate]

what lagnuage

what doesi tl ook like

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun how much uikit do you know

[cunning iron]

https://github.com/euclio/fm

this is so promising

but theres no keyboard shortcuts

[fallow pawn]

swift, ios

[paper gate]

the ui

[cunning iron]

so its almost unusable

[sudden sun]

you know way more than me

[paper gate]

o

[bold wren]

looks horrendous based on the preview

[paper gate]

@bold wren

[sudden sun]

it fuckin works les goo

[fallow pawn]

Probably- i moved on from swiftui cos its so limited for me

[sudden sun]

understandable

[rapid viper]

it almost makes sense but idk what the colons are for

[sudden sun]

i kinda enjoy breaking swiftui to do things unexpected from it

[fallow pawn]

Why does swiftui have an easy way to add a picker to cells and uikit does not

[dusky vortex]

okay FUCK the wasm spec i'm just going to work based on looking at wat files

[fallow pawn]

Thats one thjng I will never understand

[sudden sun]

whats it like in uikit

[rapid viper]

the starting point would be https://webassembly.github.io/spec/core/binary/modules.html#binary-module the module type

[paper gate]

I LOVE COMPOSE

[rapid viper]

but like what the hell even

[sudden sun]

oh @fallow pawn superbro said landscape mode not possible on watchos

me:

[paper gate]

I feel nauseous

[rapid viper]

wait wait

[dusky vortex]

my question exactly

[rapid viper]

i think i get it

[paper gate]

@dusky vortex

[rapid viper]

wait i think i get it

[fallow pawn]

Make uiaction, add uimenu, manually add constraints

[sudden sun]

ah

[fallow pawn]

makes me wanna cry

[sudden sun]

[sudden sun]

my names will forever be silly

[paper gate]

I lack motivation to do anything but I have ideas

[fallow pawn]

why would you add landscape

to watch

[sudden sun]

slightly more horizontal space

[fallow pawn]

lol

[sudden sun]

the aspect ratio in landscape is like 1.21:1

makes normal videos a little nicer to watch

[bold wren]

@paper gate

[fallow pawn]

Imagine putting ur arm vertical to watch videos

[rapid viper]

nevermind i dont care enough

[sudden sun]

true

[dusky vortex]

so real

[sudden sun]

but its funny

[fallow pawn]

That seems so weird

[rapid viper]

wat time

[sudden sun]

i fully agree it is

but its funny

[rapid viper]

learn wat by example

[golden swan]

authen

[rapid viper]

then learn the grammar by knowing what to expect and reading wat module spec

then profit

[west ore]

CuddleKit.swift
PluralKit.swift (the only time where Kit naming is actually made for a logical reason)

[sand citrus]

p

[bold wren]

.wk

[fading lance]

Spira me in Veecord

👑  ⁦🐤♤ wHo’ş ᗪεEZ? 💜🍧⁩ - 1360 plays
** 2.**  ⁦fwjfiqwjiijqdqkdjodqadjioqw)⁩ - 537 plays
 3.  ⁦misalive⁩ - 438 plays
 4.  ⁦s1⁩ - 280 plays
 5.  ⁦t⁩ - 217 plays
 6.  ⁦ant⁩ - 176 plays
 7.  ⁦taro⁩ - 143 plays
 8.  ⁦wraith⁩ - 101 plays
 9.  ⁦alfie⁩ - 97 plays
 10. ⁦melly⁩ - 40 plays
 11.  ⁦ky⁩ - 30 plays
 12.  ⁦⛧ vee⁩ - 30 plays
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[paper gate]

@bold wren why are you rini

[bold wren]

who's deez?

[paper gate]

change pfp

[bold wren]

who's deez? @paper gate

[paper gate]

@bold wren hey bbg wyd

[stray siren]

nuts

[fallow pawn]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

Thats the file manager

[paper gate]

this the file manager?

[paper gate]

ooo

[sudden sun]

this is so incredibly cool

add qlthumbnails

[fallow pawn]

Those are limited :(

[paper gate]

how strict is iOS file permissions

[fallow pawn]

The animations dont work with it

[sudden sun]

wdym

oh

[paper gate]

watch this

[sudden sun]

doesn’t it just generate a uiimage

[west ore]

@fallow pawn likely dejavu but still

[fallow pawn]

i wasnt the one who looked into it

[sudden sun]

need

[fallow pawn]

i was just told it wouldn't exactly work

[sudden sun]

it generates a cgimage

which you can just use to init a uiimage

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/dUkggdQW2xE

[paper gate]

dangerous

[sudden sun]

but i can imagine why it wouldn’t work

[fallow pawn]

I can try myself later

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn that plist editor is amazing

[fallow pawn]

Hhls wrote it, but its over a viewer atm :(

no editor functionality

[sudden sun]

whos hhls

[bold wren]

(High Quality) ((128kbps))

[paper gate]

@bold wren you are not rini

[fallow pawn]

hahalosah

[sudden sun]

gotcha

[fallow pawn]

Do you know them?

[sudden sun]

yop

[fallow pawn]

a

I wanna work on something else

[sudden sun]

i had issues connecting my apple watch to my mac

[fallow pawn]

Idk what though

[sudden sun]

had to reset it

[sudden sun]

i’d say WatchTube Pro but i wanna work on it solely on my own to spite superbro now lol

[paper gate]

work with me and make a kernel

[fallow pawn]

why does killing windowserver make xcode think i deleted an sdk

[sudden sun]

killing windowserver should log you out wtf

[fallow pawn]

it does

[sudden sun]

o

[fallow pawn]

I just log back in

[sudden sun]

oh

[fallow pawn]

and xcode is just in stupid mode

[sudden sun]

xcode moment

[fallow pawn]

Ive never developed for watch

i dont even understand it

[sudden sun]

you wouldn’t like it

its locked to swiftui pretty much

[fallow pawn]

Doesnt it use limited swiftui

Damn

[sudden sun]

its not too limited

i can still render 3d with it

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun i always wanted to make one specific apple watch app but i dont have a watch to use it

[sudden sun]

what app oomfie

[fallow pawn]

the app is just

[sudden sun]

i will make as tribute

[fallow pawn]

connect 2 people with watches

and you tap one watch and it shows the other person ur thinking about them

Ik its cringe but i think its lovely

[sudden sun]

sounds cute

i like

now i wish my sister had apple watch

[fallow pawn]

with haptic feedback too, but not sure how it would work if youre not in yhe app or the watch is off

[sudden sun]

too bad her wrist is tiny

i think notifications can have haptic patterns

[fallow pawn]

yoo...

[sudden sun]

why

[fallow pawn]

I wanted to make it bc of long distance relationships, or somehow you managed to seperate due to family

Just something wholesome to feel like the other person is interacting w u

[sudden sun]

agreed

i bet some nice animations could fit in too

[fallow pawn]

ya

[stray siren]

Reminds me of the time that I had to wash the motherboard to my gaming laptop. Thank my dumbass for using way too much of a slightly conductive thermal paste that squished up under chips for that one.

[west ore]

NOOOOOOO

[fallow pawn]

Its sticky

[west ore]

this is not an ultrasonic in disguise right?

[fallow pawn]

idk

[west ore]

why submerge tho

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn TipKit boring on watchos

[west ore]

maybe if you cuddle it it’ll be less sticky (the issue is that you get whatever made it sticky)

[fallow pawn]

whats tipkit

[sudden sun]

gives you tips as you use an app

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/tipkit

[fallow pawn]

so it clean

[west ore]

water tho

[fallow pawn]

ah

[west ore]

computer go

[fallow pawn]

I mean what can you do with a super small screen lol @sudden sun

[fallow pawn]

water w no minerals

[turbid crow]

hey, guys, im new here, is this the general chat?

[fallow pawn]

yes

[west ore]

still corrosion

[sudden sun]

so i made CockKit, it can find the ui you added a tip to and selectively blur the full screen and keep the ui with a tip in focus and show a custom view beside it

[fallow pawn]

generall skill issue

[sudden sun]

skill tissue

[turbid crow]

ok, thanks

[fallow pawn]

yw

[fallow pawn]

Nice name

[stray siren]

Very nice name

[sudden sun]

thank you i thought of it 2 days ago when i started it

[west ore]

llsc #1042131689981349890 message

[stray siren]

Best name ever

[fallow pawn]

Can I see it in action

!!

[sudden sun]

lemme find screenshots

it not done yet tho

i got all the way up to the maths part where i calculate available space to squeeze in content

ran out of time

[turbid crow]

uhhh, also, where in the server should i ask questions about Veskop / Vencord... like, it isnt about problems like ones that should be in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥...

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn

[harsh minnow]

support

[turbid crow]

ok

many thanks

[fallow pawn]

true

[sudden sun]

the maths part will be ok because i have a whiteboard

[open pasture]

!husk

[fallow pawn]

whats the point of cockkit

Just to replace alerts

[sudden sun]

to show tips whilst keeping subject in view

[open pasture]

:3

[sudden sun]

its a unique experience which is all that matters to me imo

its also a fun challenge

considering its swiftui

evelyn made some bagels

[fallow pawn]

Im quite not understanding

[sudden sun]

the subject in this case is the button named joe

[fallow pawn]

mhm

[sudden sun]

it will show text somewhere on-screen after it calculates where the most space is

and whether or not content will need to scroll

[west ore]

i just shutdown all my pcores and the 4 ecores are pulling much more than their weight rn lmao

[fallow pawn]

[sudden sun]

https://vxtwitter.com/touyu_1210/status/1747174948421198181?s=46

[fallow pawn]

meowcord

[sudden sun]

meow

[rapid viper]

https://bugs.chromium.org/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=325231 krilling myshelf

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn

[stray siren]

Thinking in 4D chess there

[fallow pawn]

Wtf

Reminds me of

[sudden sun]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

(Idk math enough to understand what it means)

[open pasture]

I'm jk, I love reddit

[fallow pawn]

meow

[sudden sun]

meow

[fallow pawn]

Im so bired

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn my sister got me this pin and keychain

[fallow pawn]

Those r cute

[sudden sun]

[sudden sun]

same

[fallow pawn]

Currently just sitting letting my food settle

before I just go back to doing school work 😢

[open pasture]

Me too

[scarlet dust]

should i use armcord?

[open pasture]

Idk

[stray siren]

I was going to, but they are x64 only.

And then I come over here and this is x64 only too

[scarlet dust]

im guessing youre on 32 bit

[open pasture]

What is arm cord do?

[stray siren]

Yeah, Pentium 4 typa stuff

[open pasture]

I forgot

[scarlet dust]

damn

cant believe people still uses 32 bit in 2024

[open pasture]

What

What

WHAT

Lol

[scarlet dust]

is armcord compatible with 8.1

[open pasture]

Idk

[scarlet dust]

wdym armcord is supported for x86

[stray siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692458281691775066/1196996691719622736/image.png There's a lot of stuff I'm still using in 2024 lmfao

[open pasture]

:3

what in the whitename is going on here

Idk

[scarlet dust]

bruh what dial up in 2024

[stray siren]

Yeah

[open pasture]

Media channel?

[scarlet dust]

are you actually on vista

[digital dove]

:3

[stray siren]

Yee, real Vista, Not a newer Windows in disguise.

[open pasture]

hai

[scarlet dust]

dudes living in the 2000s

[digital dove]

surely that is not secure at all

[stray siren]

Indeed

Probably not

[scarlet dust]

dont tell me you use dial up unironically just for nostalgia

[stray siren]

It is also using an old version of Discord from 2020 that has been reskinned to the new UI

[stray siren]

I used it to makeshift a bypass to a 10 second ratelimit to a discord bot back before slash commands, because it took two seconds to send a message, and then two more to revieve a message, making about four seconds to vanish on the ratelimiter on waiting to load

[digital dove]

i'm surprised it supports ipv6

[stray siren]

I wonder if it doesn't. I've yet to get it to work despite enabling it, I also tried disabling 4, and got no connection

[scarlet dust]

why are you using an older version of discord

[digital dove]

i'd assume something to do with supported instruction sets on the cpu

[stray siren]

Because it was the newest one that would run on Vista. Version 0.0.309 is the newest build I've found to run on Discord and on Vista with the help of Extended Kernel.

[scarlet dust]

oh

[stray siren]

And that too, I have a Pentum M 1.86 CPU on Windows 7, but it can only run SSE2, and that won't run the newer versions of Discord

[sly spear]

do yall like my home screen

[stray siren]

Since 1.0.9001 and newer versions require SSE3

[scarlet dust]

dial up slow af

[stray siren]

A whole ass 33.6kbps

[stray siren]

🤓

[scarlet dust]

youre crazy just to live in the 2000s

[digital dove]

i'm going to send you an image, cya in 2 days :3

[stray siren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692458281691775066/1195987977952833636/untitled.PNG Vesktop is not happy with Win XP, even with the help of One Core API

[stray siren]

THose load pretty fast, the compressed versions

[golden swan]

thansk for the information

[open pasture]

Balls

[scarlet dust]

how do you survive on dial up

[stray siren]

Now if I click on the image, then it's gonna take a good 5 mins to load, and prolly kill Discord in the process

[stray siren]

I just do lmao. It's on the side. My main computers are on gigabit home itnerent.

And then I have a random computer connected to it, hosting dial-up, that I dial in to on another computer.

Mmm yes, much sense to be made there, use gigabit to host dial-up

[scarlet dust]

wait so youre not poor?

[open pasture]

thank and thank and thank and thank and thank and thank and thank you for defenestrating me 😊😊

[stray siren]

Oh we're dirt shit poor, I just have a lot of computers because i found them for $5 to $20 a piece at thrift stores and estate sales, and gigabit interent is rather cheap where I live in particular.

[scarlet dust]

oh damn

[open pasture]

@golden swan say something for the record tell the people what u feel

dont do that ^

plesae

thakns and thanks

[stray siren]

Yeh a Pentium 4 Desktop, $2 at a local thrift shop.

[golden swan]

i no no wanna :'(

[open pasture]

thanks adn thanks atuehn

[digital dove]

W

[open pasture]

👍

[stray siren]

One of my P4s I got is actually x64 capable, can run up to Win 7 Ultimate x64 on it. But it lacks some sort of instruction thus is can't officially run Win 8 and newer on x64. Can be modded though.

[open pasture]

Thats not going on the record. Fuck u

[golden swan]

i no no wanna :'(

[stray siren]

It runs a chat like this quite good surprisingly, about two seconds of delay on average, 200ms a quickest I have seen it go

[signal rose]

two seconds of delay can be the difference between winning or losing an argument online lol

[digital dove]

two seconds 😭

[open pasture]

that's not very live in the balls nor burger king gaming of youre

[scarlet dust]

Fail are you in america?

[stray siren]

Yeah

[digital dove]

the eagle one or the continent(s)

[open pasture]

RAAAHHH GUN VIOLENCE 🦅 🦅 🦅

[stray siren]

Uhh, not sure what that is, I'm just roughly in the center of the main continent

The funny thing about my dial-up setup is I spent about 200 bucks to build it back in 2019

Things I did before the economy went to shit, and family lost almost everything

[open pasture]

wait

wait

does it make the beeping sounds

[stray siren]

So it's grandfathered in lol

[digital dove]

:(

[scarlet dust]

Fail do you have a job?

[stray siren]

Yeah, it does all the dialtones, the ringings, the beeps and buzzes, an entire full run of it

[stray siren]

Nope

[open pasture]

HOLY SHIT SIGN ME UP (at 2kbps)

[stray siren]

Am likely to soo though.

[stray siren]

Sadly it is only in my LAN, I have no way to access it remotely unless I were to connect through a VPN somehow

Which I've never done

[digital dove]

need money for blahaj

[open pasture]

i need money for food (im american)

[scarlet dust]

Same

America too hard

[open pasture]

/setgamemode america easy

it doesnt twerk 😔

[scarlet dust]

Joe biden help us

[golden swan]

start rapping over nettspend type beats

make tiktok

boom

infinite money glitch

[open pasture]

guys what if we got like ANYTHING other than old d udes as the president INSANE idea.....

[scarlet dust]

Nba youngboy money making method

Just type in these numbers on the temu app and you get free money

[open pasture]

just type videos after the x in twitter.com and you get INFINITE money dropper tycoon working 2023

[stray siren]

I tried both Vencord and Vesktop, both x86 and x64 editions of Win XP, and I also tried POSready 2009 updates on x86 and still got nowhere with it.

[echo bronze]

BILLY MITCHELL WON???

[stray siren]

So yah rn it's def not working, unless I am bigtime missing somethign right under my nose

[golden swan]

could it work with discord web and the vencord user script

[stray siren]

Wuzzat.

DId I jsut accidentally create a thread

[stray siren]

That I dunno I haven't tried it

[golden swan]

good lord theres penice

[sly spear]

[open pasture]

YUMMY

[golden swan]

https://tech.lgbt/@yaoi/111764334132424821

[jolly nexus]

yaoibot ([e-mail])

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4254923
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[open pasture]

boy why you so gnarp gnarp

[dusky vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/whirow-nvm-ur-content-sucks-arcade-assassin-funny-meme-gif-1223989353800674009

[stray siren]

I wonder why people around here keep asking me if I have a job. It feels so odd, I don't see others getting asked that

Unless it's an old friend that is now a sworn enemy joining here to come bug the crap out of me

Because I know that guy ran discord plugins

[open pasture]

because you’re talking about money sometimes 🦃

[stray siren]

It's still so odd

And I'm sittin here like "That motherfucker is here on an alt and spotted me to bug me didn't he."

Because for some reason, the guy I'm referring to, he has it out for me to bug the crap out of me about a job for whatever who knows what reason, and it's not his business.

[lofty mica]

where my light mode go :C

why is it light grey (gray?) mode

[stray siren]

For a second I read that as "(gay) mode"

[lofty mica]

<.<

[open pasture]

its cold

i hate

[rapid viper]

same

i hate

[stray siren]

I love it

[open pasture]

i it

[dusky vortex]

i love the cold

[stray siren]

But it does get old

Yeah me too

[open pasture]

tag youre it..

[dusky vortex]

its so much easier to warm up and get cozy in the cold than it is to cool down and get cozy in the warm

imo

[stray siren]

SO true

Yeah it's super easy to generate heat

And just impossible to air condition on a hot August day

[open pasture]

i had to have 3 fans in my room one time and one ac
it was 110f nearly every day of summer

[stray siren]

Felt that

[open pasture]

breaker shut off a couple times because of everything lmao

[stray siren]

The AC over here runs 16 hours a day to keep it at 80°F in the house in the summer. It is hell to sleep in

[open pasture]

i just can’t sleep

my insomnia was horrible during summer

stayed up 24 hours once and lost track of time

[dusky vortex]

fwiw we still sleep with a fan during winter trol

[stray siren]

But in the Winter, I have a gaming desktop sitting on Fortnite, a couple Pentium 4 prescott computers, and incandescent lightbulbs in all light fixtures of the room, and it is a cozy 81°F in here right now as the rest of the house is 70, and outside is 9.

[open pasture]

i would sleep with a fan for the noise but it’s like uh -8 right now so

[dusky vortex]

so real but u couldve gone just one hour more and gotten funny visions !!!

[stray siren]

I still sleep with a fan in the cold. I sleep bettery stone cold, and I must have the noise

[dusky vortex]

just one more hour .....

[dusky vortex]

yop

[stray siren]

I'm a stone cold sleeper

Cannot sleep warm

[dusky vortex]

not even bc the noise really i sleep with asmr just The Wind helps

[open pasture]

asmr sounds too fake for me

[stray siren]

I once stayed awake for 40 not realizing I had to go for a trip the next day.

So I was trippin a lot. I backed out of a parking slot, and for three atttempts wondered why the hell I could not get the transmission to latch in the forward gear. "Oh hell, i need to put it in drive." I was still sitting on reverse.

[open pasture]

god

did you really have to though

couldve slept

[stray siren]

Yeah I was like, three freaking tries wondering why I can't get it to go forward. "Oh hell I need to put it in drive"

[open pasture]

oh hell i need to put it in drive to drive

[stray siren]

Yeah that was my words

[dusky vortex]

i prefer the like unintentional medical asmr generally

like the random medical exam training videos

those are the real fire imo

[open pasture]

whar

[stray siren]

Yeah. Certainly did.

I remember my eyes stinging to the sunlight

[paper gate]

i love the cold

[open pasture]

discord syndrome

[stray siren]

Me too.

[stray siren]

I love this image

Absolutely beatuful

Masterpiece

Pure comedy

Damnit how many edits do i gotta make to get it right..

[paper gate]

3

[stray siren]

Y'alls poor eyes trying to sift through the message loggers whenever I am online lmao

[ripe willow]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@ripe willow hi

[ripe willow]

@rapid viper can we make our own VueJS?

We can name it like
VapJS

or VeeJS with vee's permission

[paper gate]

why is zsh ignoring my options

[compact glade]

@paper gate 🤖

[paper gate]

@compact glade shuuu

[compact glade]

mimimi

[paper gate]

[compact glade]

[tame thorn]

@paper gate pwsh

[paper gate]

nop

[stark tapir]

#[inline(always)]
pub fn step(&mut self, code: &[u8]) {
    let instr = unsafe {
        std::ptr::read_volatile(code.as_ptr().add(self.pc as usize) as *const u32)
    };
    self.pc += 4;
    self.pc += (unsafe { &(*(todo!() as *const dyn Fn([u32;32], u32) -> u32)) })(self.registers, self.pc);
}

[open pasture]

C

[sand citrus]

obfuscated ass code

[stark tapir]

nope

or

not by intent

[west ore]

rootvm?

[ripe willow]

@west oremeow

[stark tapir]

INSTRUCTIONS[instr](registers, pc) is faster than match instr ... instructions::that_instr(registers, pc)

[stark tapir]

making a mips32 emulator to learn it

[west ore]

:3

[west ore]

🚀

[open pasture]

BRAZINGLY SLOW

[paper gate]

@stark tapir

[stray siren]

So I kinda thought about it.

Every machine is a time machine, because it uses time to use the machine.

[slate aspen]

this is amazing

[stray siren]

Thanks

[signal rose]

haii veecord

[stray siren]

yo

[signal rose]

failtester

[stray siren]

yee

[rapid viper]

oh no people are finding my project

my usage limits are exploding

[signal rose]

whats your project

[rapid viper]

https://github.com/Vap0r1ze/inscrybe-with-friends

[signal rose]

hahaha now I found it too

[main oar]

lmao

but uh yeah sorry about your usage quotas

[rapid viper]

30 users have signed up in the last week ;-;

and theres so many games

[stray siren]

What is this for

Might sign up lol

[rapid viper]

its just a fangame

like a card game

[stray siren]

Oh darn

[desert goblet]

catbox is down so like half the vids on my site are down too

[stray siren]

My brain does not comprehend card games

Uno is it, I get that game, but I never understand others

[rapid viper]

average fortnite player

[stray siren]

Gotta pop the forts in the night

[stark tapir]

impl MIPS32Cpu {
    pub fn new() -> MIPS32Cpu {
        MIPS32Cpu {
            registers: [0; 32],
            pc: 0,
        }
    }
    #[inline(always)]
    pub fn step(&mut self, code: &[u8]) {
        let instr = unsafe {
            std::ptr::read_volatile(code.as_ptr().add(self.pc as usize) as *const u32)
        };
        self.pc += 4;
        self.pc += (unsafe {
            let function = *INSTRUCTION_SET.add(instr as usize);
            if function as *const () as usize == 0 {
                panic!("Unimplemented instruction: {:08x}", instr);
            }
            &*function
        })(self.registers.as_mut_ptr(), &mut self.pc, code.as_mut_ptr());
    }
}

[paper gate]

does it work

youre writing a cpu emulator?

[stark tapir]

its the same function resolving logic behind https://github.com/aenriii/aoc23 so id assume so

[paper gate]

jai genius

[stark tapir]

even for workloads of just 2-4 functions its more efficient than match instr ... 3 => that_function(...)

in my testing it was ~2x faster on average

[west ore]

jainius?

aenrius?

[stark tapir]

saving 200 microseconds

[west ore]

LOL

200us

200 united states

[open pasture]

just selfhost silly

related question is it silly to buy a cheapish thinkpad or some other laptop to run a personal filehost and minecraft server

[west ore]

homo sapiens (8bil) -> homo aenrius (1) the evolution has started

[paper gate]

@stark tapir how do i make a cpu

[open pasture]

2. 

[harsh minnow]

yes

bad power efficiency and such

[open pasture]

how about just the minecraft server

[paper gate]

https://github.com/catppuccin/btop/pull/10

[rapid viper]

mm this is awesome

[harsh minnow]

look into thin clients

[paper gate]

ven loves visudo

ew why is the default editor vi

[harsh minnow]

export VISUAL=ed
export EDITOR=ed

@paper gate

[paper gate]

who is ed

[harsh minnow]

export VISUAL=rm
export EDITOR=rm

[harsh minnow]

what happens if u do this

[paper gate]

virus

[stark tapir]

• lookup table for opcodes
• functions for each opcode
• step

[open pasture]

zeet happens

[paper gate]

@wide leaf

never

nop

[harsh minnow]

guh I found a really good offer on ebay but ruined by 20€ shipping (from UK)

666€ @paper gate

[fallow pawn]

:3

[paper gate]

buy

[harsh minnow]

WHY DO ALL OF THESE COME FROM THE UK

i HATE THE UK

SHIPPING SO EXPENSIVE

all the good offers are from the UK

[paper gate]

[normal flint]

Pretty much just what it says on the tin

[harsh minnow]

i don't think you realise what these variables do

[main oar]

what the fuck is this

i lost four braincells

[paper gate]

bot that corrects british spelling to american spelling

@harsh minnow make

[harsh minnow]

they're used by programs like sudoedit to know what editor to use

[main oar]

i advocate for the inverse

stop saying center

i love centre

[digital dove]

fr

[main oar]

stop saying wanna

i "want to" do stuff

[harsh minnow]

other way round

[main oar]

also

[harsh minnow]

american spelling is wrong

[paper gate]

NO

nop

[main oar]

at least british people use metric

lole

[harsh minnow]

my favourite colour is the one that's in the centre of your body

[main oar]

what the fuck is a kilometer?

[digital dove]

colour 🙏

[paper gate]

favorite color airplane tire center

best

[harsh minnow]

favourite colour plane centre

is it a lift or an elevator zt

[paper gate]

an elevator

[harsh minnow]

is it an apartment or a flat

[main oar]

vee are you human

[paper gate]

apartment

[harsh minnow]

no

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow i will pr to readmes with british spelling and fix them

[main oar]

thanks, thats why you are cool

[digital dove]

catgirl?

[main oar]

humans are uncool

[paper gate]

ven is my captor

why do i keep closing vencord with ctrl w by accident

[main oar]

i love how ctrl w works

stop using alt f4

ctrl w is better

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow you love font ligatures

[noble quest]

https://i.imgur.com/o4pcnV9.jpeg
fortnite while listening to hamilton at 1144 pm

[fallow pawn]

meowers

[noble quest]

ive been playing too much ultrakill and too little gmod

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

impossible

[noble quest]

[echo bronze]

hoi4 moment

https://crxb.cc/4dxamkha

saigonf alling in 1954 lmao

[stray badger]

Hoi4 mentioned

I play that game too much

[noble quest]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stephens-vsauce-mind-on-isolation-gif-26028082

[echo bronze]

vietnam having more divisions than france

[stray badger]

Dollar General

[elder geyser]

have you ever talked to a woman

[stray badger]

Yea!

no

[desert goblet]

what’s a woman

starts fading

[harsh minnow]

don't say that

[main oar]

what is a woman

just

a

fancy robot

really

[desert goblet]

we’re robots!?!?

[main oar]

yall should lose focus on reality

[main oar]

yeah! and also cats and concepts and cryptids!

[desert goblet]

so where’s my power off button

i won’t press it or anything where is it

[main oar]

no no no n-

[desert goblet]

[main oar]

embrace voidpunk

[elder geyser]

me

[desert goblet]

no

no where’s my power button

[elder geyser]

nix better than void

[paper gate]

venpunk

[desert goblet]

where’s my power button this is important please

[sly spear]

Just any of your vital organs

You have to press them REALLY hard though

[open pasture]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225919606523

thoughts on this for a self hosted mc server

very interested in actually doing it

[main oar]

what

is this a thing

[harsh minnow]

yeah

[main oar]

LOL

[harsh minnow]

it's just crash prevention

many modern cars have that i think

[main oar]

its ok but this can be uh abused by car drivers in my city

[harsh minnow]

car detects obstacle and hits brakes

[lone drum]

That's only if its auto piloting somewhere, if you aren't lucky and try that during someone actually driving you could cause them to swerve into a railing/other driver, but telsa drivers do that anyway so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[noble quest]

thanks for this
gonna take my driving test soon 🙏

[stray siren]

Me who is driving a 22 year old car just to avoid all these ridiculous new features

[lone drum]

Make sure to neutral drop when you start, gotta get them style points from the instructor

👍

[sly spear]

Kermit no

What the fuck happened to you

[elder geyser]

man

glsl is fun

[fallow pawn]

meowers

[main oar]

wow

miku!!

[winter needle]

MIKUUUU

[slim ledge]

YES

wife

[paper gate]

No, blood sucking worms.

[tame thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1196498125649629274/17053378269934186.png?ex=65b7d8b7&is=65a563b7&hm=00c795e6c217d69d8a5a916c7d5c9aec44cab566c5b845b0ad26b87dcbdf57e0&

[paper gate]

@tame thorn

send me the soul one

[tame thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1163853944963993632/caption-4.gif?ex=65411673&is=652ea173&hm=1a9f3549867800b83bea605d81d8c8feaf1f417077a41c67b2727c462655b529&

send me more

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1163853944963993632/caption-4.gif?ex=65411673&is=652ea173&hm=1a9f3549867800b83bea605d81d8c8feaf1f417077a41c67b2727c462655b529&

[slim ledge]

woof

[paper gate]

@wide leaf

[cunning iron]

im going to scream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

its impossible to read math wikipedia without going on a set theory rabbithole

[paper gate]

Me

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991451220944367700/1191481060870074538/caption.gif?ex=65a59835&is=65932335&hm=4c91763ef6b50ce4f7d925c8f20572ee8343b3546d522c2b9eb7113363d7878c&

[elder geyser]

wjat font is that

[open pasture]

how many times do you get asked that daily

[cunning iron]

at this point its like 3 times a day

[cunning iron]

its cozette

[stray badger]

what are those words

[cunning iron]

none of these words are in the bible

[stray badger]

Im deleting them from the dictionary

[urban elk]

meow

[stray badger]

Id ont like how theyu flike

[cunning iron]

i was like

[elder geyser]

stop having duch cool fonts then

[cunning iron]

what is a isomorphic ring

(BIG MISTAKE)

[stray badger]

The evil Font

[cunning iron]

(GO BACK)

[paper gate]

I will now go gentle into that good night

[stray badger]

Good Blight

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ice-cream-cat-gif-24824906

[open pasture]

its so cold

brrrrrrrr

[slim ledge]

goona meow

so loud

[gritty furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1031264090238222457.webp?size=48

[lavish relic]

hiii

[raw panther]

hi :3

[jaunty trellis]

[dusty goblet]

my maths lecture got cancelled due to the weather

[jaunty trellis]

I'm still going to school

oh it's warm today

only -14

feels like 12

woah

[dusty goblet]

There's black ice over here

[dusty goblet]

Someone said they saw the police crawl over the ground because it's so slippery lol

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[raw panther]

buh

[slim ledge]

good night nerds

[raw panther]

cute dreams vozy

[dusty goblet]

Sleep well vozy

Imma go to eep again as well

[raw panther]

[jaunty trellis]

nini

[stark herald]

i had a weird dream but it was so fun but I can barely remember it,,,

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1155918238442606713.gif?size=48&name=hypershiggy&quality=lossless

[jaunty trellis]

[lime talon]

i never remember dreams

[raw panther]

I usually only remember dreams when I sleep badly

which I guess makes sense

[lime talon]

yeah

occasionally we do remember dreams

Aqua actually came from a very vague and short dream that just had a few unclear shots of them and that's all we had to work with

[small hatch]

Isn't there vencord for Android?

[ripe willow]

vna

damn

https://github.com/Vencord/Vendroid

[small hatch]

Would that help me free my mobile from the new layout

;-;

[sly spear]

No

There's a repo with a console command to disable it somewhere

Not sure of the link

[small hatch]

Doesn't work anymore

I tried

[sly spear]

Oh word

[small hatch]

Aliucord and vendetta?

[sly spear]

Wha

[hallow furnace]

uhh

hey

[raw panther]

hi

[jaunty trellis]

[hallow furnace]

how do i install third party plugins

[sly spear]

#1032200195582197831 pins

[ripe willow]

Meow

[hallow furnace]

💀 support is v fast wow

[sly spear]

You won't get support using a dev build though.

Also

Vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[ripe willow]

This is also not the support channel

Yah that

[sly spear]

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[ripe willow]

@raw panther

@jaunty trellis

Meow.

[raw panther]

meow :3

[jaunty trellis]

meow

[hallow furnace]

i just want deleted messages plugin

[raw panther]

how is my favorite malwareanalyst doing

[sly spear]

That exists on standard vencord

[hallow furnace]

okay sorry 😭

[sly spear]

The third party message logger is only for extra features

[ripe willow]

I am okay

[hallow furnace]

which are..?

[ripe willow]

How is my favourite nvhhr?

[sly spear]

Storing changes across sessions, whitelisting, blacklisting, etc

You can just check the feature list on the github (if it exists, don't quote me on that)

[raw panther]

I'm doing good, a bit tired as I only slept for like 4½h

[sly spear]

^

[ripe willow]

[north glen]

Someone has to someday

[ripe willow]

Damn, why you trolley?

[north glen]

idk

[elder geyser]

i wish i was a catgirl

what the fuck

what the fuck

[unborn otter]

im learning python

JavaScript still better

[north glen]

[elder geyser]

mid vs mid battle

[north glen]

I don't like JS tbh, idk for code but for websites it's bloated imo

[elder geyser]

haskell 🔛 🔝

[elder geyser]

“for websites its bloated”

What

[unborn otter]

bro

[elder geyser]

What the fuck else would you use?

[unborn otter]

websites are still code

[elder geyser]

???

webasm???

[north glen]

html

[unborn otter]

yeh java better

[elder geyser]

thats. markup

[unborn otter]

java is love

[north glen]

Or just don't use too much of it

[elder geyser]

what if you want a non-static site?

[jaunty trellis]

js, used purely to make stuff it's not supposed to be used for vs python, a glorified scripting language

[unborn otter]

java is life

exactly

[elder geyser]

then the issue isnt js its just people who overuse it

[tame thorn]

YOP

[tame thorn]

js is the worst language invented for the web

[unborn otter]

lmao

[ripe willow]

Yes

[north glen]

Yes

[elder geyser]

i am a semi proud js defender

[ripe willow]

I agree

[unborn otter]

im full proud js defender

[tame thorn]

it made every other company use js and obfuscate code and make everything into chromium apps

[somber summit]

a language made in 2 days vs a language methodically crafted (i assume)

[elder geyser]

i genuinely think vanilla js is a decent language

[ripe willow]

I am an extremely proud PHP developer.

[unborn otter]

php is dogwater

[ripe willow]

I write PHP all day for my work.

[elder geyser]

“methodically crafted”

XDDD

[jaunty trellis]

lmao

[elder geyser]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ripe willow]

PHP is actually really good

[north glen]

[somber summit]

i never said it was methodically crafted to be good

[ripe willow]

What makes PHP bad?

[elder geyser]

people online say its bad

people can not think for themselves

[ripe willow]

People that have never used it

[unborn otter]

tell me one thing you can do in PHP that you can't do in JavaScript

[ripe willow]

The language is extremely easy
And super powerful

[somber summit]

it just has an image problem like everything else really

[lavish relic]

HIIII

[elder geyser]

ok come on thats fucking cheating

[somber summit]

doesnt fucking matter

[elder geyser]

we’ve shoved JS everywhere

[ripe willow]

Tell me one thing you can do in C that you can't do in raw ASM

Wbag the fuck

[unborn otter]

js is just superior

[lavish relic]

hruuu everyone :3

[elder geyser]

use SDL2

[tame thorn]

js will be deprecated and java web will rise 🔥🔥

[somber summit]

and other jokes you can tell yourself

[ripe willow]

Tell me one thing you can do in JS you can't do in raw ASM?

[elder geyser]

have a shitty type system

[ripe willow]

x86 machine code

[unborn otter]

nothing

[ripe willow]

I'll tell you

Banana

[lavish relic]

pyscript >:3

[unborn otter]

you can do anything in raw asm

as long as you are insane

enough

[elder geyser]

god i LOVEEE writing in one language and debugging in another

its so great

[ripe willow]

Exactly
I can do anything in JS that I can do in PHP

If I'm insane enough

Like wtf

[tame thorn]

tell me one thing you can do in javascript which you cant do in java https://www.oracle.com/technical-resources/articles/java/webapps.html

[somber summit]

i dont get why people die on the "strongly typed" hill cause to me typed languages restrict creativity because you cant manually type check things without it being a "pointless hack"

[elder geyser]

ngl js is like the bash scripting of programming for me

[lavish relic]

my tech stack is cobol pyscript vue js and swift (in no particular order)

[ripe willow]

Fuck arm, we use PPC

💪

[unborn otter]

nothing

[ripe willow]

PowerPC

[unborn otter]

java is better

[elder geyser]

bc like. i write batch scripts when im like “yes this could be a program but batch is just so easy”

[somber summit]

and other jokes you can tell yourself

[elder geyser]

js is like. yes i could use an actual language for this command line tool

[lavish relic]

@somber summit i love ur bio

[elder geyser]

or i could install a few npm packages

[unborn otter]

1.Koltin is worse than java

[elder geyser]

that isnt a joke

java > kotlin

[ripe willow]

C# is more fun than Java

So use Xamarin

[unborn otter]

never

[elder geyser]

i like raw types fuck you

[somber summit]

both suck in their own ways but i agree

[unborn otter]

kotlin is supposed to be a better java

[elder geyser]

SUPPOSED

but it isnt

[unborn otter]

yeah

but nothing is better than java

[elder geyser]

c# and java are an old lesbian couple

[ripe willow]

Exactly

I'd rather have nothing

Than have Java

[elder geyser]

they hated each other at first but now they love and lesrn from each other

[somber summit]

if given the choice where i had to write java or kotlin id write kotlin honestly

[elder geyser]

also ferris and the go gopher kiss when youre not looking

[unborn otter]

sus

[somber summit]

but thatll never happen cause i am never fucking touching java again

[lavish relic]

java is good i think because u can run minecrabt

[unborn otter]

every java dev ever:

[ripe willow]

Yo, my birthday is in a few days.
I should high key get myself a PHP elephant

:o

[unborn otter]

happy early birthday

[elder geyser]

bro i fucking hate node js it sucks ass

[unborn otter]

I might forget

[ripe willow]

"java"

[elder geyser]

(i write node as part of my job)

[somber summit]

yeah the amount of fucking mc mod devs that get pissed with the game and "quit" and then come back anyways because they only know java

[unborn otter]

I was gonna make a joke but it would get me banned

[elder geyser]

“c++ is powerful”

[bitter saffron]

balls

[somber summit]

thats where im built different

[ripe willow]

I too dislike node

It's cool, but I think I would hate using it every day

[elder geyser]

powerful at making me wanna blow my head off yeah

[ripe willow]

Everything is powerful tbh

[unborn otter]

lmao i was forced to learn it at school

[elder geyser]

a lot of people were

[lavish relic]

i like js making sites is awesome

[deep token]

can i

blow my head off

[elder geyser]

heres a not very hot take

[ripe willow]

I refused to take the programming courses in school because they forced you to learn java to do C++ 2nd year

[elder geyser]

java gets a bad rep because its taught like shit in schools

same with c++

[ripe willow]

And I was like "I'm not sitting through a year of java. That's backtracking my knowledge"

[somber summit]

i took apcs my senior year
it was fucking javascript
i had a free period to fuck around on the computer basically

[lavish relic]

whats the point of arguing about languages when ur still going to write the same mediocre code in all of them :>

[unborn otter]

yah we all know assembly is the best language ever

[elder geyser]

whats the point of being in a discussion if youre gonna say shit like this

that was mean im sorry

[lavish relic]

crying

[ripe willow]

By that time I was already well experienced with both VB and C# .NET, PHP, and was working on Delphi

Delphi sucks btw

[unborn otter]

dart sucks

flutter

[elder geyser]

in modern day, asm isnt even that low of an abstraction anymore

[unborn otter]

react

[elder geyser]

which is. fucked up

genuinely fucked up

[unborn otter]

real

[ripe willow]

The only reason Delphi sucks is because no one who uses it is young enough to use stack overflow

[unborn otter]

I just fixed my whole codebase today because of stack overflow

[ripe willow]

So you gotta read a book

Or find like
Ooooooold weird websites where like

The communication looks like it's an email

[elder geyser]

this message was closed for being a duplicate.

[unborn otter]

all I had to do was node-fetch@2

and it took me so long to figure out

im re- stupid

[ripe willow]

I should say

This was me

Up until about 9 months ago

I'm still on edge

I probably will never use laravel

Angular

Symphony

Or React

[lavish relic]

i think plain stuff is best for like persona sites

[ripe willow]

But I use Vue

Because of work
And I'm kinda like it.

I'm gonna start using it for personal projects.

I generally hate doing JavaScript, which is why I hardly do proper Ajax.
And Vue makes it manageable for me.

[unborn otter]

this is actually me now

[ripe willow]

And then, the weird obscure PHP framework we use

It's rubbing off on me.

Even if I don't use it, I might make an auto routing system which is similar

[unborn otter]

well I don't do frontend but

[ripe willow]

I hate front end but

Can't call myself a full stack webdev if I don't do it

Can I?

Cus I'll stop doing it

Look

No one wants to identify as front end

[unborn otter]

designer is not a dev

and they take all the credit

[ripe willow]

DevOps specialist sounds like "project manager"

Also not a dev

Database Administrator gets a pass in my book

So long as they're like

Actually writing queries

[unborn otter]

they are not

probably a dev is going that too

their work

[native ruin]

Wah wah

[ripe willow]

How's the new GPU? @native ruin

:)

[native ruin]

Going well, just stutters rarely

And it doesnt like tf2