🥚┇off-topic

[last anchor]

nope

[quick talon]

well does it say Emark | João lol

o

u playing with anyone?

[full patrol]

pls ask and lmk!! i need to eat as many as i can before i go

[last anchor]

just alone, some world tour rn

[brazen aurora]

Make @full patrol get a discount on visiting it

[quick talon]

r u winning

[thorn nymph]

Namedrop "NJShadow"

Them: "Who?"

LOL

[last anchor]

of course

[thorn nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/of-course-anchorman-ben-stiller-nodding-gif-4470090

[quick talon]

goatded João

[main narwhal]

What would happen to an Embarker if they were found cheating in game

[subtle gyro]

What is that supposed to taste like

[main narwhal]

Theoretically

[quick talon]

nothing

[last anchor]

we'd probably get banned from the game, idk

[quick talon]

lol

[full patrol]

they’re basically inside out fried pizza

[quick talon]

depends how detectable u r

[main narwhal]

You should test it. For science :))

[thorn nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/its-the-best-thebest-nacho-gif-23381153

[last anchor]

I'll leave that to the professionals

[quick talon]

damn i been web fishing for an hour

[subtle gyro]

Great movie right there

[full patrol]

i genuinely feel bad for people who have never had them

[subtle gyro]

👈

I don't get that kind of food here. All we have are coffee shops and fast food chains

[thorn nymph]

I feel like I say that about a lot of the food from around here lately, lol.

[thorn nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/nancho-libre-corn-gif-9304635

[subtle gyro]

Mcdonalds, sonic, kfc, taco bell, Arby's, Wendy's,

But we have great Mexican food

[thorn nymph]

That helps ease the pain, I'd say. Good Mexican heals the soul.

[full patrol]

the midwest isn’t exactly known for food

[subtle gyro]

Yeah we're just there

Fending off of everyone else

[quick talon]

its so true

[brazen aurora]

Get off our lawn!

[full patrol]

bout to take the fattest shower of my life

being a mom a long shower is pure excitement

[main narwhal]

What if the hot water broke

[potent flower]

So now we have João and Johannes

[subtle gyro]

Cold water is also cool

[lapis falcon]

Shower steamer time

[potent flower]

Remember the time when Kyne was just an office plant

[uneven grotto]

Some should send 1 dollar to my cashapp

[subtle gyro]

@frail wagon you have competition

[austere crag]

A very fast growing office plant.

[full patrol]

hypothermia

[potent flower]

CM Kudzu

[austere crag]

Soon I will overtake the natural plants and become the Discord version of Kudzu.

get out of my HEAD

[potent flower]

NEVER

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-wazowski-mike-pog-pog-gif-154717314566640477

[full patrol]

me when i get in the shower and it’s cold and i get hypothermia and pass away

[austere crag]

I prefer my water to be near boiling.

[full patrol]

if my skin isn’t turning red it’s not hot enough

[austere crag]

Mainly because my favorite pasttime is giving myself heart attacks by jumping between hot water and cold.

[potent flower]

I got so many stickers from Dusty at Twitch Con you're lucky you don't have to endure me Kyne

[full patrol]

i like my showers almost as hot as @dawn bay (i get third degree burns)

[potent flower]

except lin smells

[full patrol]

don’t talk about my girl that way

[austere crag]

One thanksgiving like 10 years ago I was sitting in a hot tub while it was snowing

That is peak and I will never experience it again.

[potent flower]

what story are we getting into rn

[full patrol]

“back in my day, it was cold in the winter. it even snowed”

[austere crag]

Nothing because I was like 13 10 years ago

[austere crag]

Real

[potent flower]

I forgot you are but a sprout

[full patrol]

halloween looking real toasty

[austere crag]

My grandkids are gonna be like "Grandpa tell me a story" and I'm gonna tell them how it used to snow in December and they'll call me a liar

[full patrol]

global warming goes crazy

[austere crag]

It rains here more

[full patrol]

idk about you but we’ve been in a drought for over 2 months

[austere crag]

Repping Gen Z

[austere crag]

We had a flood so bad the water got tainted for 2 weeks

[potent flower]

on skibidi

[austere crag]

I'm the rizzler for this discord

[full patrol]

we have wildfires and dead everything send some up here

[austere crag]

on fleek fr no cap

[full patrol]

ayo

[subtle gyro]

Get out❗❗❗🗣️🗣️🗣️

[potent flower]

This is why I'm eternally proud of you Kyne

[full patrol]

kyne is truly something else

[austere crag]

The Signalis Addict

[potent flower]

Better than Todd Howards sugar daddy

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/elster-signalis-dance-macarena-gif-11547313746429069829

[potent flower]

https://tenor.com/view/breakdance-cat-жоский-флекс-кот-танцует-dancing-cat-gif-950636181093937985

[austere crag]

I just need to buy about 20 copies of Signalis for all of my friends, family members, and wellwishers to make even.

[potent flower]

this is also Kyne

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-break-dancing-gif-26300217

[full patrol]

my cat will not stfu

[gleaming ether]

stfu

[potent flower]

Another cat appeared

[gleaming ether]

(not a cat) (me)

[gleaming ether]

Yes. You.

[full patrol]

gtoast can u tell my cat shhh in ur language

[gleaming ether]

schhhh

[potent flower]

cat confirmed

[austere crag]

GToast is Yeast, not Feline.

[full patrol]

yeast????

[austere crag]

Real and true

[subtle gyro]

Bread

[potent flower]

SPARGEL, LUFTEN, BIER , BRETZEN

[subtle gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/most-loved-and-yummy-sandwich-gif-2139674796448759715

[austere crag]

engish

[gleaming ether]

[potent flower]

how dare you

[gleaming ether]

you need this für Lüften: Ü

it's also a cool emoji, look at it

Ü

[potent flower]

english please

[gleaming ether]

Sorry

[full patrol]

this is my cat

[dawn bay]

UWU

[potent flower]

playin col of du ee m8

[quick talon]

lol its snowing for me rn

[subtle gyro]

Bro killed gtoast

[austere crag]

I think you may have misunderstood me. I asked if my investment was glarded, not glared.

Also, a Tax Clode is not the same as a tax code. A Tax Clode is a kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but unfortunately such an account cannot recive glarded funds directly - an inoppolity certificate is required.

[full patrol]

alright folks i’ve seen like every scary movie ever i need some suggestions swiftly please

[potent flower]

I'm reporting you

[quick talon]

i don't have a hot tub

[dawn bay]

Yessir

Doing Easter eggs rn

[potent flower]

I can't believe COD killed gaming

[quick talon]

cringe

i wish activision would die

[full patrol]

yall suck

[quick talon]

ik

[austere crag]

I was

JUST watching a horror movie this morning

[full patrol]

@shy cedar bestie give me scary movie suggestion

[austere crag]

and I cannot remember the name of it

[full patrol]

why didn’t you suggest it

because you have dementia

[austere crag]

I’m forgetful

[quick talon]

i love bad memory

[austere crag]

There is a difference

[dawn bay]

nahhhh it IS gaming

[austere crag]

Do you like the game

[potent flower]

no, you have forsaken gaming

for ethan simping

get noah on the line I need to talk with him

[subtle gyro]

I love being homelander shredding everyone with a shotgun

[austere crag]

Never Let Go

[full patrol]

was it scawy

[austere crag]

I guess

[subtle gyro]

Yeah third eye blind great band

[austere crag]

Idk

[craggy inlet]

[full patrol]

? this one

[austere crag]

Yeah

[full patrol]

$20 to rent wat da hell

[austere crag]

[full patrol]

do not tell me you spent $20 on this

[austere crag]

I did not spend $20 on it

[subtle gyro]

I can buy a bundle of movies for $20

[full patrol]

i can buy cane’s for $20

this fucking tv remote controls my monitor and i have to turn it off every .7 seconds

i have no idea why it does. i have no idea how to make it not.

[shy cedar]

Scary Movie 3

that is a scary movie

[full patrol]

bruh

[subtle gyro]

WAZZZAAAAAPPPP

[austere crag]

I liked Fall when I watched it

It's a incredibly stupid movie though

[full patrol]

oh Fall is that that movie where they’re stuck rly up high

[austere crag]

Yeah

[full patrol]

It gave me anxiety the entire time

[shy cedar]

WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[craggy inlet]

hi

[full patrol]

hi ur bio wild

[austere crag]

Mans looking for a username change

[potent flower]

Actually

[nocturne tundra]

bnuy

[full patrol]

what if that’s his name

[austere crag]

Better parents

[subtle gyro]

That's a perfect name, don't know what you're talking about

[full patrol]

well i’m going to watch terrifier 2 and pray they release 3 to rent soon

[potent flower]

yes

[brazen aurora]

@shy cedar Haaai

[pseudo birch]

I GOT CRUMBL 💕💕

[brazen aurora]

Crumbl? 👀

[full patrol]

SEND PIC

[pseudo birch]

ok wait

[austere crag]

Go see it in theaters

[full patrol]

i have a 2 year old and no one to watch him lol

i would trust

[night mason]

Imagine having free time

[manic bone]

hi kels

[full patrol]

hey!! how are you

[shrewd venture]

silly goober

[manic bone]

hi tost

[subtle gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/scottthewoz-scott-gif-27610137

[manic bone]

bored :/

[gleaming ether]

hallo el smashel!

[subtle gyro]

El gato

[full patrol]

wanna watch terrifier 2 with me

[pseudo birch]

ok im back

@full patrol

i got hungry

[manic bone]

sounds scary

[full patrol]

rate them

i have a pink sugar cookie in my freezer

[pseudo birch]

1. the top one
2. pumpkin cake
3. the regular cookie

[full patrol]

it’s not scary really it’s just gore

i wanted to try the pumpkin cake

[pseudo birch]

i can feel my blood sugar rising

[full patrol]

if you ate all that

by yourself you just ate like

a solid 800+ calories

[subtle gyro]

I always eat 1 million calories everyday (big fat lie)

[pseudo birch]

i dont think ur lying here buddy

[subtle gyro]

I had frosted flakes this morning, a cheeseburger at school, and for dinner I made myself chicken alfredo.

[full patrol]

sounds fine

[subtle gyro]

My stomach is empty

I would've had something else for lunch if I wasn't tall. I would've cut through the whole lunch line

[full patrol]

how tall are u

[subtle gyro]

6'3

[shy cedar]

u just tiny

oh wait you're actually 6

[full patrol]

bro is 17 and taller than me

i’m 5’9

i’m far from tiny

[prime plume]

need 1 for ranked

[subtle gyro]

That's average for a woman

[full patrol]

no it isn’t

[shy cedar]

-lfg you can click on the region you are playing at

[earnest wraith]

<:thefinals:1108025386081714196> LFG CHANNELS

Europe:
#lfg-eu-casual • #1290634115720286209 • #lfg-eu-ranked

North America:
#lfg-na-casual • #1290634275737305190 • #lfg-na-ranked

Asia:
#lfg-asia-casual • #1290634388014633054 • #lfg-asia-ranked

Oceania:
#lfg-oce-casual • #1290634528255246439 • #lfg-oce-ranked

South America:
#lfg-sa-casual • #1290635941211410443 • #lfg-sa-ranked

Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.

[full patrol]

the average height for a woman is 5’3???

[shy cedar]

Yes

that is correct

[subtle gyro]

For a Russian girl, internet said 5'10

[full patrol]

i’m american

well i guess genetically i’m russian so

[subtle gyro]

Then it's 5'4

[shy cedar]

No you are kels

[full patrol]

i’m tall as hell bro none of my pants ever long enough

[full patrol]

you forst

[shy cedar]

me fosrt

[full patrol]

you stink

[shy cedar]

LONG LEG PEOPLE RAAAAAAAAH

[full patrol]

it’s so annoying actually

then i deal with bailey who is 6’7

[subtle gyro]

No worries, I'm 18. I still have time to surpass 6'7

[pseudo birch]

kevin i thought u were like 12

[full patrol]

wait when did u turn 18

i swore u were 17 wtf

[subtle gyro]

30th of August

[full patrol]

what the hell where have i been

[dawn bay]

mp? no not rly

zobi is ok tho

some nicer things

[dawn bay]

he is also doin ee with us rn

carryin fr fr

[subtle gyro]

Its very arcady feeling. Like it's a lot faster. I got to round 22 within about 20 minutes

[dawn bay]

im a zobi noob so the vaulting over everything is very nice for me

[subtle gyro]

I forgot how cold war's zombies is like but the older cods were a lot slower pace

That's what made it fun anyway

Black ops 6 pretty much gives you the pap within 5 minutes

In black ops 2 you have to unlock a shit ton of doors and turn on the power (or if it's motd you would have to travel to the bridge using a glider)

[potent flower]

lmao ethan sucks

[dawn bay]

[lapis falcon]

I feel your pain being 6’5

i don’t know what the problem is i love spending money to get all of my clothes tailored so they fit /s

[shy cedar]

Kels is 5"9

but long legs

[lapis falcon]

Kels you ain’t talk wtf

[lapis falcon]

Ahh I see

[shy cedar]

Same goes for me

[lapis falcon]

My fiancé’s 6’

[shy cedar]

I'm 6"2, long legs

I hate going to alterations

[lapis falcon]

I can understand your side of things. I’d argue women’s clothing is even worse for tall people

Oh you’re not 5 foot Negative 3? Too bad this Extra Petite 0 won’t fit you

[full patrol]

mine is 6’7 and i hate shopping for him

[shy cedar]

NEGATIVE 3?

[lapis falcon]

Why don’t you go try the XXXXXL mini skirt instead

[lapis falcon]

I understand his pain

[shy cedar]

Let me guess, Size 13 shoes?

[full patrol]

it is really hard for me to find clothes tho

[full patrol]

he’s a size 16 shoe

[lapis falcon]

jesus

[shy cedar]

Bro is custom sized

[lapis falcon]

I lucked out and am 12ish so I can still find brands without special ordering

[full patrol]

i wear a s/m in tops and if i go any bigger they’re wayyy too big. but sometimes the arms are way too short.
and pants just have to be long af

[lapis falcon]

Fuckin yachts

[full patrol]

yeah it’s a nightmare

[shy cedar]

I'm a size 13 and I'm lucky that brands make it and its the largest one too

it must be a pain to find one and custom size it

[full patrol]

it is very very difficult

[lapis falcon]

Naw it’s easy, just follow this simple step

Spend $$$$$$

[shy cedar]

Ah correct

[lapis falcon]

Simple life hack

Just throw money at the problem

Too bad I’m not enough of a problem for my boss

[austere crag]

I have 3 kids and 0 money. Why can’t I have 0 kids and 3 money

[shy cedar]

[lapis falcon]

You could’ve /s

[full patrol]

i want 3 money

[lapis falcon]

When my fiancé was in sales we had 3 money and no kids

That was great

[shy cedar]

Instructions unclear: now I got 3 cents

[austere crag]

It’s a Simpsons reference

[lapis falcon]

But nooooo, she wants to “have stable mental health” and “not be depressed by her job”

[lapis falcon]

Fuck r/wooosh

Hey Lyne do you have to deal with giant problems?

[full patrol]

we have like 0.5 money and 1 kid. it sucks

[lapis falcon]

Damn your kid to money ratio’s way off

Time to ditch the kid

https://tenor.com/view/john-wayne-cantswim-kid-cant-swim-gif-5320611

[full patrol]

i’m not really sure how i got roped into being santa claus but

? who the fuck came up with this grand idea

[lapis falcon]

Hey at least you get to make cookies for yourself for him!

[full patrol]

yay fun

[lapis falcon]

“Hey sweetie, I heard directly from Santa that this year he wants a taaaallll glass of bourbon with his cookies!”

[full patrol]

santa wants raising cane’s not cookies and milk

can you imagine

if i taught theo santa gets cane’s

[lapis falcon]

what’s stopping you

[full patrol]

my morals

[lapis falcon]

chaotic good

Time to ping your husband in chat again

@kelshusband

[full patrol]

he’s playing cod rn

[brazen aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/hopp-kind-gif-22881626

[lapis falcon]

Fuck it didnt work

[full patrol]

he ain’t gonna answer

[lapis falcon]

Theo is?

Gotta start them young

[brazen aurora]

@shy cedar Good night Frostie! I will hide in here for the next day or two, because I am expecting a shitshow

Good night other people!

[full patrol]

no bailey is

[shy cedar]

Good night Hordz!

Kyne 3 kids 0 money
Kels 1 kid 0.5 money
Frost 0 kids 3.5 money

[lapis falcon]

LMAO

[shy cedar]

I have a treat for y'all

COLDSLAW

[full patrol]

frost you know damn well

[full patrol]

someone mute this man

[brazen aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311746953581035520/1300939006518755348/image.png?ex=6722a95d&is=672157dd&hm=f14a13e853adf5c6ea49d888e868bf82647702258f4a337a4749ddf28f4ee452&

[brazen aurora]

@full patrol

[full patrol]

someone mute this man

[shy cedar]

a meal fit for a king

[sharp ocean]

what the fuck is this?

[sharp ocean]

feetza is diabolical

[full patrol]

lilith

[sharp ocean]

obligatory positivity posting

[full patrol]

my heart is warmed

[austere crag]

Positivity posting 🙏

[sharp ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-ariane-elster-dance-apnoiac-gif-9807235051634731525

[sharp ocean]

hell yeah, how you doin darl?

[full patrol]

i’m good just watching terrifier 2, really sad i can’t watch 3 yet.
wbu

[sharp ocean]

waiting for Payday 3's big ol update

[full patrol]

also having a very odd conversation involving pretzels.
i don’t even eat pretzels

[sharp ocean]

neither do i actually

[full patrol]

waste of calories shits make me firsty

[sharp ocean]

im drinking straight flavoured milk right now as my "breakfast" because im too lazy to make anything actually worth eating right now

[full patrol]

that’s really gross

[brazen aurora]

Cutie eeps

[sharp ocean]

hey sugar

[sharp ocean]

listen here liberal, I am NOT hungry right now

[frail wagon]

?

[full patrol]

go eat egg

[sharp ocean]

make me loser

[subtle gyro]

The person above that ping

[frail wagon]

Goodnight sleep well 💤👍

[subtle gyro]

Not even my bed time

[lapis falcon]

Jag did you steal Frost’s account?

[lapis falcon]

Goodnight!

[frail wagon]

@full patrol ily

[sharp ocean]

imagine coldslaw
it sounds like it's meant to be called coldslop

[full patrol]

ilym

[full patrol]

how you want me to do that

[shy cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/wazowski-mike-mike-sulivan-meme-monster-inc-gif-19634164

[sharp ocean]

tbh great question, i dunno, grind my spinweave armour in new world thanks

[frail wagon]

[shy cedar]

idk man siege is something else

[sharp ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-function-has-coleslaw-coleslaw-taylor-swift-white-girl-white-woman-gif-571064396576310190

[frail wagon]

Just don’t play it

[full patrol]

no

[sharp ocean]

goated name actually

[subtle gyro]

He can read pixels

[shy cedar]

now I want some coleslaw

[sharp ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-y-jerry-tom-and-jerry-meme-sad-cry-gif-10768258471804618614

[frail wagon]

Ew

[subtle gyro]

Bitter coleslaw

[sharp ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/white-white-boys-white-kids-white-guys-white-men-gif-10621343536776805069

[full patrol]

who the fuck eats coleslaw willingly

[sharp ocean]

psychopaths

like frosty

[shrewd venture]

what is the function and why coleslaw so icky

[dawn bay]

its fuckin JOEVER @potent flower

[subtle gyro]

Random kid named Ethan

[dawn bay]

?_?

[full patrol]

mayonnaise coated lettuce yum

[worthy heath]

I am

[subtle gyro]

Any other creative names out there and bro decides "Ethan. That's the name"

[frail wagon]

There’s an ee that makes you invincible

[dawn bay]

..... thats his name irl

[subtle gyro]

You know this Ethan?

[dawn bay]

yes.....?

[subtle gyro]

Ethan is a great name actually. Creative

[copper imp]

you need to be at least 13 or older to use discord btw @subtle gyro

[subtle gyro]

This guy doesn't know me.

Bro using his discord goggles to sense anyone who's underaged

[lapis falcon]

Lmao nice 180

[dawn bay]

kevin its time to log off

[subtle gyro]

But I complimented the name

[full patrol]

[lapis falcon]

[subtle gyro]

I hate having neighbors. Coming to this house and knocking. Have to hear them outside of my window because I'm right next to the front door

Can't comprehend what they want but still hear them

[potent flower]

damn he real bad

[quick talon]

yall should hower

[spring cliff]

what is hower

[subtle gyro]

hower

[potent flower]

time for ethan to retire

[subtle gyro]

Bro just said Ethan is bad. How dare you #justiceforEthan

[potent flower]

he is tho

@dawn bay I'd like to see Ethan's frail timmy frame in Tarkov

[dawn bay]

dude the fuckin dumb spawn rates man...........

[sharp ocean]

however

[dawn bay]

we had like 20 giga chads in a tiny spot and we all just exploded off a boat

[subtle gyro]

Yeah that's what I been saying: it's faster pace

[potent flower]

we need to return to big dog times

cod gaming too stroke inducing

[quick talon]

oh god i missed an s

i meant shower

[spring cliff]

ohhh shower!! i showered today

[full patrol]

what makes u think we didn’t shower

[sharp ocean]

shower gang also hello Gia!

[full patrol]

i showered two hours ago

[spring cliff]

why are they always saying random shit

[frail wagon]

I wanna say something but I won’t

[spring cliff]

hii lillith

[sharp ocean]

hope you're well! ❤️

[full patrol]

ik

[spring cliff]

sure am love, you?

[quick talon]

me?

[subtle gyro]

This kid has a patreon.

[sharp ocean]

pretty chill! just thinking about what to play

[spring cliff]

who else

[quick talon]

im mostly just bored

i do it out of boredom

[spring cliff]

play rollercoaster tycoon 3

[sharp ocean]

based

[subtle gyro]

I like sniping people and caging the visitors with the zoo animals in an amusement park

[shy cedar]

That's why living in a condo (whole floor) is amazing

[full patrol]

i thought you responded to his last message and i was like??????😭

[lapis falcon]

LMAOO

[potent flower]

[frail wagon]

You were pinged

[potent flower]

how dare

[frail wagon]

The amazing Lin pinged you

[full patrol]

shits crazy

[shy cedar]

[potent flower]

lin is a griefer

and only cares about zobies

[subtle gyro]

https://youtu.be/fF9-XOEpFS8?feature=shared

[zenith charm]

https://tenor.com/view/ospuze-the-finals-ospuze-the-finals-the-finals-the-finals-the-finals-finals-gif-15308887677642488472

[dawn bay]

nuh uh

[manic bone]

beau

[potent flower]

[potent flower]

liar

[zenith charm]

rare Beau appearance

[potent flower]

sometimes I crawl out of my cave

[frail wagon]

Hello smashel

[manic bone]

ebe

[frail wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201288968562552863/1267155167711854695/EVE.THE.FROG.HAS.ARRIVED.gif

[quick talon]

miau

[full patrol]

o_o

[subtle gyro]

Guh

[fathom compass]

I want to vomit

[frail wagon]

[fathom compass]

is this spam?

[quick talon]

its meow

[fathom compass]

no its not its "miau"

[quick talon]

maybe its a different language

[full patrol]

[fathom compass]

this is an English only server. please

[full patrol]

i’m uneducated american i only know english

[subtle gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/moana-gif-25792039

[full patrol]

oh shit real

[quick talon]

not like im fluent in the language

[austere crag]

we be like that sometimes

[full patrol]

in the english language

[full patrol]

yeah i lied though

[fathom compass]

ohhh okay, this is an English only server please.

[quick talon]

k

[subtle gyro]

Only Harvard grads in here

[austere crag]

we're also like that most of the time sometimes

😆

[full patrol]

americans

we’re only good for lying and being dumb

[fathom compass]

+big mac

[subtle gyro]

banjo solo

[full patrol]

so real

has anyone here ever heard of CHICKEN sushi?

[fathom compass]

fuck you times 10

[subtle gyro]

I never had sushi

[spring cliff]

chicken… sushi??😭

[full patrol]

‼️

[fathom compass]

fuck all u weirdos chicken sushi is good no one can take that away from me

[full patrol]

insane

[fathom compass]

😭

[full patrol]

i cannot believe how dumb this man is

[spring cliff]

ahat he say???

just eat chicken katsu 😭

[full patrol]

bro eats chicken and beef sushi

and thinks we’re weird

[spring cliff]

beef nagimaki is slappin

[full patrol]

we’re as in americans

[fathom compass]

nah I don't wanna hear it with your 3000 calorie starbucks

[full patrol]

i make coffee at home dumbass

[spring cliff]

sorry negimaki

[fathom compass]

cant buy raw milk

[full patrol]

oh my god stop talking to me before i report you

[fathom compass]

hehe no raw milk for you!

[full patrol]

you don’t listen

[fathom compass]

na not rly

[full patrol]

bro got 2.5 brain cells holding on for dear life

[spring cliff]

they’re rubbing together

[fathom compass]

[full patrol]

they’re doing something alright

not much but something

[fathom compass]

the gears are turning.. slowly

what were we talking about?

[full patrol]

we were talking about you sending me $500

[fathom compass]

nah I think I'm busy that day

[full patrol]

you asked what we were talking about

[fathom compass]

nuh uh

[full patrol]

#🥚┇off-topic message

[quick talon]

Burakkukyattobōi

[fathom compass]

that's not me

[full patrol]

bro has dementia

[fathom compass]

it's a possibility

[full patrol]

[storm fog]

🍴

[fathom compass]

knife and fork!

[full patrol]

dumbass that’s a fork and knife

[fathom compass]

shiiittt dementia must be kicking in

[subtle gyro]

shiiittt dementia must be kicking in

[full patrol]

shiiittt dementia must be kicking in

[fathom compass]

💀

[finite juniper]

Not again

[frail wagon]

@full patrol what was last years hell week?

[full patrol]

the conjuring house with cody and satori

shit was unbeatable it was so good

[frail wagon]

I watched that

[full patrol]

but this years was also really good

i met cody and satori and satori is a literal cutie

[full patrol]

did you watch this years

[frail wagon]

no

[full patrol]

it was kinda crazy ngl

and colby was looking fine as hell the entire time i was mesmerized

[shy cedar]

wow Humble Bundle is throwing Persona 5 Strikers and REmnant 3

[full patrol]

goodnight sweet forst

[keen bloom]

yeah I bet Strikers is like pennys nowadays

[full patrol]

bros about me goes crazy

[keen bloom]

Im kind of a freak

[full patrol]

💀

[keen bloom]

🪦

[shy cedar]

Good night Kelsie!

[zenith charm]

we dont know

[zenith charm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562021589424799744/1004795814004150382/peepoCookie1.gif

[full patrol]

i love you goodnight

[frail wagon]

I want you goodnight

[full patrol]

u know what ima say

[frail wagon]

what

[full patrol]

:)

this is off topic

[hazy rampart]

Hellow

[coarse sleet]

No

[random marsh]

What’s good y’all

[dusty kernel]

breaking bad and better call saul
two shows that everyone has to watch once in their lifetime

[manic iron]

Cooking is lowkey the most important life skill

[forest tusk]

real

[coral forum]

[austere crag]

If I'm a console player can I download the game on steam would it be possible to have my stuff just transferred on my pc

[crisp prawn]

I think that’s what embark id is for so I’m gonna say yes

Thai food

Thoughts?

[placid beacon]

would hope so

[native spruce]

yuh

[placid beacon]

how long does it take to be a "Contestant" In this server? i swear it takes forever to level up i just wanna make a vc rn

[shy cedar]

-levels

[earnest wraith]

Our leveling system

"Why can't I do some things in the server?"

• You may need to level up first!

How to level up? Just look around and join conversations. Lots to talk about!

Lvl 0: Newbie 0xp
• join VC • make bug reports • chat in most channels
Lvl 1: <@&1011197091470647317> 35xp
• create new VC • reactions • external emoji • images in drip check, pet channel
Lvl 3: <@&1011197119199191071> 115xp
• images in most channels • embeds in main chat
Lvl 8: <@&1133322765194235904> 1015xp
• embeds and images everywhere
Lvl 15: <@&1012661788401217579> 3955xp
• external stickers • VC streaming • bragging rights!

Role descriptions: #👋┇welcome
Check your rank: #🏆┇rank-check

[placid beacon]

thanks

[proven lantern]

Good morning everyone!

[quick talon]

being green is cringe

[sharp ocean]

Yes, i play both, both are linked to my one Embark ID

[brazen aurora]

@crystal venture
@frigid wave
@shy cedar
@ocean vine

Morning CMs!

[crystal venture]

Hordz

[brazen aurora]

Morning Agurk, Morning @sharp ocean

[brazen aurora]

This is my residence for today. I'm expecting a lot of drama and a lot of crying in gen chat

[crystal venture]

lol mayb

[brazen aurora]

Baily so tired they cant type

[austere crag]

Cool thanks bro

[crystal venture]

really sleepy

[last anchor]

self awareness is the first step

[quick talon]

lol

[brazen aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-blanket-gif-22051740

[crystal venture]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-urik3852-gif-10932761478676456492

[brazen aurora]

Morning @ornate maple

[shy cedar]

Good morning Hordz!

[brazen aurora]

Ello Frostie Had a calm shift?

[shy cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-zen-meditation-gif-13277341

very

[brazen aurora]

Unlike today

@shrewd estuary Good morning Dun.

I am ready to hide in the basement

[sharp ocean]

hey cutie

[brazen aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/redpanda-nam-nam-redpanda-eat-redpanda-gif-25163268

[shrewd estuary]

can be a good decision for a better sleep

[sharp ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-gif-15631069078490114993

[brazen aurora]

I'm not hiding for sleep. I'm hiding from patch day drama

[shrewd estuary]

no no i know but you can take a nap while peeps argue

[brazen aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-boup-gif-27583476

[brazen aurora]

No time for eep, it is wow reset day. Ma lady Paladin and I need to do a lot of boss killing and dailies to farm today

[ornate maple]

Morning!

[brazen aurora]

Hai Nate! Hope you're had a good night rest!

[proven lantern]

Hello how are you?

[proven lantern]

Hello Nate! How are you?

[ornate maple]

I'm good! How are you all?

[brazen aurora]

Expecting trouble

[proven lantern]

Why?

[brazen aurora]

Patch da

[proven lantern]

I'm good, we are having about American politcs in english class today😥

[proven lantern]

Oh, yeah.

[brazen aurora]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO85ywkKyFk&list=PL74AD43173D77414F

[frail wagon]

No

[ornate maple]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-ross-emergancy-frog-situation-frogs-frog-emergency-gif-8616018489929486310

[frail wagon]

No

[last anchor]

is that papyrus

[ornate maple]

Perhaps

[frail wagon]

Hello

[last anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/snl-avatar-saturday-night-live-gif-12755960

[frail wagon]

I don’t know what I did

[last anchor]

no it's jackdaw for using papyrus

[frail wagon]

[gleaming ether]

Stop screaming

[brazen aurora]

Keep screaming

[frail wagon]

that is not screaming

[frigid wave]

eve

[frail wagon]

Walker

[frigid wave]

🦖

[frigid wave]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-cat-pat-pat-gif-25250101

[ornate maple]

Toast got added to the game

[dense pulsar]

Sega is a cool company

[full patrol]

@frail wagon

[frail wagon]

Hello beautiful

[full patrol]

hi how are you

[frigid wave]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-extasyxx-extase-gif-7879487544165061347

👀

I will regret that

😄

[frail wagon]

How?

[frail wagon]

No you won’t

[frail wagon]

Eve is hungry and tried and really has to pee

[frigid wave]

so go 😅

[ornate maple]

Cat

[frail wagon]

can’t

[frail wagon]

where

[full patrol]

actually same to all

[frigid wave]

why

[full patrol]

please

[frail wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/jwycat-gif-27153336

[frail wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-love-no-crying-gif-167604756388140396

[full patrol]

just yanked my nose ring with a towel

feels good

[frail wagon]

Yikes

[full patrol]

ily

[brazen aurora]

But you're still alright tho?

[full patrol]

yea it happens

[frail wagon]

ILYM

[full patrol]

eve i’m sad

[frail wagon]

Why

[last anchor]

you are tried but are you succeed

[frail wagon]

what

[full patrol]

you said eve is tried

[frail wagon]

oh

[full patrol]

my coffee yummy

[frail wagon]

I was texting and talking

[last anchor]

but you are mean to others 😔

[full patrol]

LMAO

eve is a sweet angel

[frail wagon]

shut up

I am not mean. I’m the complete opposite

[ornate maple]

Eve needs to fake being mean to hide that she is the smallest frog

[frail wagon]

I am the biggest frog

You are a bird. I eat birds

[ornate maple]

Do you now.

[last anchor]

wow see mean 😩

[frail wagon]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-bird-chat-gizele-gisele-gizele-gif-17547399

[full patrol]

so theo makes us go outside and watch the trash truck every wednesday.
this week the guy driving the trash truck stopped his truck and asked where i got one of my yard signs from. turned into a whole discussion and the trash truck in front of my house for 10 mins. theo was in heaven

[potent flower]

nate is mean

he also smells like wet feathers

[full patrol]

nate cannot even fly

[frail wagon]

L nate

[ornate maple]

That's so cute

[ornate maple]

You've never met me irl

[full patrol]

he is so cute it’s ridiculous nate

i can’t handle it i might just pass away

[frail wagon]

Or have they

[ornate maple]

I think he needs you around to feed him idk tho

[full patrol]

then he should stop being so cute

aren’t babies/toddlers literally as cute as they are so we want to care for them

[ornate maple]

Swindled by biology again

[frail wagon]

Ban Nate

[ornate maple]

Ban Eve

[full patrol]

[frail wagon]

[potent flower]

I saw you in San Diego, pecking leaves

[full patrol]

this was 3 years ago today and i was barely pregnant with theo
next year he’ll be in the photo with the witch house 😎

[brazen aurora]

I think you mistake Nate for an insect.

[rustic ravine]

that's a house

[full patrol]

it’s the witch house in salem massachusetts

[keen roost]

why i can't crate voice ?

[subtle gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-crank-dat-gif-19328104

[zenith charm]

Kunai bat

[rustic ravine]

we miss kunai 💔

[rustic ravine]

looks cosy enough to live in, bet they be stirrin HELLA pot in there

[keen roost]

another guy will get banned for trolling members on the server

[rustic ravine]

get level 1 by sending 35 messages

[full patrol]

so real

[keen roost]

thanks

[keen roost]

i can spam anywhere ?

[full patrol]

no

[full patrol]

this is the inside

the kitchen goes too hard

[rustic ravine]

if u do that the drones finna kill you

[rustic ravine]

i love this aesthetic

[full patrol]

the 1600’s aesthetic

[rustic ravine]

yes man

[frail wagon]

That is a bat.

[rustic ravine]

old school type sh

[frail wagon]

Why are you inside my house…

[full patrol]

i fw it too fleeni a salt box is my dream house

[full patrol]

i like you

[subtle gyro]

It doesn't say that in the rules. I've been here way longer than you

[frail wagon]

Thank you

[rustic ravine]

I fw roman/greek architecture too

heavy on that

[full patrol]

early american architecture is so cute

greek is

[rustic ravine]

Imagine your country has no significant far history 💔

[full patrol]

imagine it does

[keen roost]

i already sent to mods don't waste your time by typing for me

[full patrol]

native americans have been here a very long time my man

[brazen aurora]

Eve you're nolarger than the size of my palm

[rustic ravine]

i mean like history as a country lol after it became "america"

[full patrol]

acoma pueblo is sick

[zenith charm]

Sorry bud but Kevin’s not getting any punishment for that… new and old members get treated equally. And he does that to everyone

[full patrol]

i live very very close to philadelphia which is where america became america and there’s lots of cool history

[keen roost]

if i was him i will get punishment

[full patrol]

you sent the mods him…..posting a gif?

[zenith charm]

Nah you wouldn’t. Your just salty

Also just an FYI this isn’t main chat.

[keen roost]

He spoke to me disrespectfully. I asked a question. I want an answer to that question.

[full patrol]

ok well a gif isn’t speaking. he sent a gif. there was nothing disrespectful. and he doesn’t owe you an answer to your question

[zenith charm]

Wow the disrespect is real. Welcome to life friend.

[subtle gyro]

Welcome to discord.

[zenith charm]

Also maybe instead of asking you could have actually used the #vc-info-rules to find an answer but it seems your brain doesn’t work that well yet.

[keen roost]

So why did he even talk to me? Is he just an idiot from Discord?

[full patrol]

he didn’t talk to you

[ornate maple]

You just need to chat normally :eggpet:

[full patrol]

why are we being mean

[ornate maple]

-levels

[earnest wraith]

Our leveling system

"Why can't I do some things in the server?"

• You may need to level up first!

How to level up? Just look around and join conversations. Lots to talk about!

Lvl 0: Newbie 0xp
• join VC • make bug reports • chat in most channels
Lvl 1: <@&1011197091470647317> 35xp
• create new VC • reactions • external emoji • images in drip check, pet channel
Lvl 3: <@&1011197119199191071> 115xp
• images in most channels • embeds in main chat
Lvl 8: <@&1133322765194235904> 1015xp
• embeds and images everywhere
Lvl 15: <@&1012661788401217579> 3955xp
• external stickers • VC streaming • bragging rights!

Role descriptions: #👋┇welcome
Check your rank: #🏆┇rank-check

[ornate maple]

Can someone eggpet for me

[zenith charm]

Nah we just get that question a lot and it’s easy to get an answer if you just look it up.

[full patrol]

[zenith charm]

No nitro?

[ornate maple]

I think that we can agree to be nice and helpful to newbies

[zenith charm]

But was it even that disrespectful?

[subtle gyro]

Calm down slime

[ornate maple]

It takes less time to send -levels than to send a gif so I think that option wins hehe

[subtle gyro]

The cm is doing it's job

[full patrol]

has anyone seen that girl bria on tiktok
she’s always like
“calm down calm down calm down”
she’s my mood for the rest of the year

[zenith charm]

Isn’t there also a vc input? For dyno

[full patrol]

oh no it’s be calm

and it’s also shay

i am all mixed up why do i even type

[ornate maple]

We just redirect to #vc-info-rules !

[austere crag]

realest thing i've ever read

[zenith charm]

My eyes have been dilated and now I can’t see properly

[thorn nymph]

I seriously hate how that puts you out of commission.

[full patrol]

theo’s nap time
time for me to sit here full of dread

[hexed dagger]

yurr

[zenith charm]

Why are you full of dread?

[full patrol]

why are you not

[zenith charm]

You wouldn’t like my answer lol

[full patrol]

i hate when theo sleeps i get lonely and bored he’s my bestie

[full patrol]

now i’m intrigued

[zenith charm]

Fair enough

[frail wagon]

Ha no nitro user

[frail wagon]

This is very rude. I’m blocking you /hj

[full patrol]

i bought you nitro

[zenith charm]

Cause I know Jesus has my back. No point of having a feeling of dread if I’m never alone

[brazen aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-boup-gif-27583476

[full patrol]

why wouldn’t i like that

[brazen aurora]

I feel sad that Eve has blocked me.

[full patrol]

i wish hozier was real

[frail wagon]

I wish you were real

[full patrol]

me too gf

[last anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-cat-skate-funny-meme-gif-18666878

[frail wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-kick-flip-skateboard-frog-on-da-board-gif-16388983

[full patrol]

lol eve is sick

[subtle gyro]

🤢

[thorn nymph]

You all needed this today.

[frail wagon]

what

[full patrol]

skateboard = sick

one time i fell off my skateboard and ate shit so bad i never did it again

[frail wagon]

Yes

[subtle gyro]

A bunch of times I land a sick ollie

That's all I know

[full patrol]

have you ever touched a skateboard irl

[subtle gyro]

Yeah

[full patrol]

🤨

it’s a dying art

[frail wagon]

I want food

I need food.

[full patrol]

so go get food

[frail wagon]

Can’t

[full patrol]

why not

[last anchor]

frogs don't have money

[zenith charm]

Not a lot of people do.

[brazen aurora]

Nor those real people... 💀

[full patrol]

a lot of ppl agree with that lol

just maybe not on discord

[void echo]

one frollar

[full patrol]

why is crumbl texting me

[frail wagon]

One frog dollar is $10000

[frail wagon]

Dude their lineup for this week is apparently really good

[void echo]

https://tenor.com/view/imaneedthatchicken-credit-card-credit-card-slam-gif-23658780

[full patrol]

i cannot afford those calories

[frail wagon]

Me too but I want those calories

[full patrol]

i do not

[frail wagon]

Can’t relate

[full patrol]

i have a pink sugar cookie in my freezer

[frail wagon]

I wanna be fat.

[subtle gyro]

Big boned

[frail wagon]

no just fat

[full patrol]

i love to eat i could easily eat an entire 4 pack of crumbl cookies

[subtle gyro]

I would eat 1

[frail wagon]

I like eating them in halves

[full patrol]

that’s like

400+ calories

idek how they pack so many calories in them

[subtle gyro]

A reeses is about 300 calories and I can only handle that

[full patrol]

no way they’re that much

they’re 87 calories

wait i lied one is 116

[proven lantern]

I have eaten over 1,5k calories of icecream i also had some hotdogs and cake. So I prob ate like 3k calories in 2 hours and was hungry an hour after I ate.

[subtle gyro]

At least 2 is 210

I swear they were about 280

[full patrol]

id be well over 500lbs if i ate like you

i eat one meal a day

[frail wagon]

Guys stop taking about food I’m starting to hear my tummy rumbling

[full patrol]

i think tonight i’m going to make marry me chicken soup

[ornate maple]

i'm having some fish with mozzarella and fried onion

[full patrol]

what kind of fish

[ornate maple]

Dont remember sorry 😂

[full patrol]

it’s ok seafood is gross

[ornate maple]

I think it's either a cod or a pollock

[full patrol]

the smell of seafood sends me into a panic attack

it’s so gross i will puke

[ornate maple]

I have this with mulled wine

[full patrol]

i kinda want steak

and potatoes

[frail wagon]

I hate you both

[full patrol]

i have to go grocery shopping today

it’s always fun because theo doesn’t shut up the entire time and i can’t focus and then i forget at least 3 things

[brazen aurora]

Fish n Chips, how british of you

[proven lantern]

There was a time period where I made spechal shakes with over 1k calories and I took 2 of them every day at the same time as I was eating the normal ammount. So there was about 4k to 5k calories daily

[brazen aurora]

Oh wait no cheese lol

[full patrol]

bailey drinks shakes with like 1700 calories and i’m over here eating one meal a day. being a woman is ridiculous

bailey purposely eats junk food and whatever he wants

[frail wagon]

I just shut my nail in a pen cap. I’m like actually gonna cry

[full patrol]

did it break

[frail wagon]

No

[proven lantern]

Having high food intake is amazing but the downside is the time spent getting everything you eat out again.

[full patrol]

this happened to me last week

[frail wagon]

I’m not used to having nails (I used to bite them, well still do a little)

[frail wagon]

I know. I was there when you sent it.

[full patrol]

it’s still short as hell and i’m very mad

[outer raft]

I bite my fingers almost everyday

[full patrol]

your fingers?

[outer raft]

hollon

My fault

[frail wagon]

Just don’t.

[finite juniper]

Gotta find a hobby

[outer raft]

I meant nails I MEANT NAILS

[full patrol]

i don’t bite my nails but i pick at the skin

very bad habit

[finite juniper]

Bad habits all around

[outer raft]

Ion think so

[finite juniper]

Don't eat your fingers btw

[full patrol]

i’m a walking bad habit

[frail wagon]

Just punch yourself every time you bite your nails.

[outer raft]

👍

[proven lantern]

Play slackers-carts of glory. Or you could learn to solder

[full patrol]

bro yes reacted

[full patrol]

put vinegar on your nails

[frail wagon]

That doesn’t work.

[full patrol]

ok so just stop biting your nails

weak

[frail wagon]

Yeah that’s what I did.

[finite juniper]

Use the thing for dogs to stop them from licking their paws

[full patrol]

i just get fake nails tbh

[frail wagon]

I wanna paint my nails but I suck at it

[full patrol]

my real nails are so thin no matter what i do so i prefer fake

they’re so mfn sharp and i hate it

[zenith charm]

Like hang nails?

[finite juniper]

Gotta do it every duy you'll get OK at it

[full patrol]

YEAH

[finite juniper]

Day*

[full patrol]

i’m in pain 24/7 and i can’t stop

[full patrol]

nah i’m a lefty and can’t paint nails for shit

[outer raft]

My friend paints his toe nails to make them like harder to break

[frail wagon]

My pinkie nails are way too long

[finite juniper]

There might be lefty tutorials (?

[full patrol]

your nails..?

[frail wagon]

I had my whole big toe nail come out

[frail wagon]

yes that

[outer raft]

same

[full patrol]

i don’t need them i just do fake nails lol

[finite juniper]

Coke

[full patrol]

eve wyd in ur spare time baby

[frail wagon]

wdym

[zenith charm]

I get them when I’m super stressed

[full patrol]

u got long pinky nails hehe

[finite juniper]

Fake nails ?

[full patrol]

i must be on the brink of extinction

[frail wagon]

Kels I haven’t taken any drugs at all…

[full patrol]

eve i’m not accusing u

i know u haven’t 💀

[finite juniper]

Gotta keep em pinky nails long

[zenith charm]

Hang nails. It’s a small flap of skin that comes from your finger right before your nail.

[full patrol]

my pinky nails get long rly fast too

[frail wagon]

I’m waiting till I’m 21. Then I’ll become a druggy

[full patrol]

LMFAO

[gleaming ether]

agreed

[finite juniper]

From frog to druggy I see no dif

[full patrol]

i hate the sun

[outer raft]

people in my country do them at the age of 14

Sick1!1

[full patrol]

people everywhere do

doesn’t make it ok 💀

[finite juniper]

Sun ☀️ is good

[frail wagon]

People here do it at 14 it’s just not legal

[finite juniper]

Everywhere

[full patrol]

i don’t think they’re really legal anywhere

[finite juniper]

Almost *

[outer raft]

ik, when I was at the age of like 13-14 I was still playing with legos

[zenith charm]

What’s not legal at 14?

[full patrol]

driving

[finite juniper]

Most everything

[frail wagon]

Drugs, alcohol, most bad things.

[zenith charm]

It’s not legal per se. But people do it anyway

[full patrol]

don’t do drugs friends they’re not worth it

[finite juniper]

R rated games