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Oh nicewe
@cinder briar it shows to be locked?
perhaps you need a higher role
The XP-54 still feels brilliant
that’s my light main fuck the V9S
pepperoni and parmesan, Geek style
then i dont like you very much >:(
I have a problem, i can.t launch finals, "Fatal Error. Login Failed due to a service interruption, please try again later." what i need to fix this?
How do i attain that?
sounds yummy!!
We all out here grinding exp so we can create a vc or join it. Some people would call this a MMORPG at this point.
Defunctive

I could create a VC before it was cool, or even possible!
chat
oh dont wrry about it, i can tell guide you on how to play the game well lol so you shouldnt be struggling too much, also doesnt matter if we play well or not, mainly matters if we have fun or not
I hate too much cheese once when I was little and was constipated for a day
trippie, 21 savage, and i listen to a lot of niche rap too
oh then im sorry defunctive, im not fully saying i dont believe you made pizza, but i just get a little bit doubtful if you arent gonna send a pic of it
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Pretty proud of myself
umm, i know this chat is where we tell our lives and all, but sometimes i get the feeling from what you say is a little bit too personal lol
Damn I wish I can post screenshots
im proud of you too, solstice
not even sometimes -like all the time xD
The words i never heard from the people raising me 😔
I am playing some Ragnarok Online while I chat with you lovely people
Guys
Where's a CM when you need one
well, get use to it, sucker! >:)
in main chat most likely
@cinder briar is in a VC rn
well one thing ill say is that at least you are very open about yourself and dont have any fears or shame sharing it
I ate almost a whole brick of cheese yeah it was rough
They need to be present to see how they can improve on conveying the requirements needed for vc
You only hated half of the brick?
why is the cooldown long asf all of a sudden
nice, although have you listened to X? also i can give you a huge list of a lot of new rappers or artists you would like a lot
matchmaking issue still not sorted or is the player base too low to fix it?
a certain someone here in the chat made the cooldown increase from 15 to 30 because of all the white and orange users
they increased it tf. was 15 seconds. usually by the time i type out my second message, cooldown is up
makes sense but damn
that's wild
😢 feels like an eternity and like two eternities before i become red
you can do it
if it didn't before it def will now
yeah, but well simply dont give up, also im sure cooldown wont last forever
twice the effort
what
not sure if it's worth the effort for just gif perms. 30 seconds is too long
thers colors?
green was never part of my agenda
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It ain't that bad. 30 seconds is the perfect amount of time needed to think through what you want to type out
just a quick question why cant i create lfg vc? (just wanna know)
from what ive gathered not cool enough (you arent high enough level
damn
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yellow is the promised land
I will never be rising star
i believe in you
Imagine if there was like shorter timeout for higher roles
You need to go from your orange to my orange, then you can host. You can join VCs now
join the yellow movement and be better
gotta chat more and more everyday, cant have any free time outside
it's quite easy. wait till you try for red or green
try blue for a real real challenge! :D
Salmon color
give blue application 
I'll be blue! Just... not in here.
Hi Johannes hru?
Johanneeeeeeeees I'm waiting for my level 30 role
blue seems tough
took me like 25 years or so! xD
im willing to wait that long for a blue role
do you need 3d artist?
of course! apply here! https://careers.embark-studios.com/
starts waiting
alright ill send my application and hopefully i get accepted the blue role!!!!!
If there ever is a need for internal tax roles, I will reach out to you for a sidedoor
thanks. I'm in a totally different industry. i hope you get a few good applications today 
I would like to buy whoever at Embark made this banner on steam a coffee with fika
SHUT UP AND DRINK MY COFFEE
whats a fika?
Ask @lament musk
whats a fika @lament musk ?
so you are good at swedish taxes? we do have accountants as is though ,)
badass garfield, i like your taste in pfp
Nah, my education is in tax law. I do work in an accounting firm but I am putting my introduction in for when Embark becomes great enough to go acquiring
garfield with sunglasses is pretty badass
Maestro john baseball 99 has returned 
the man the myth the john baseball 99
trust me, we get enough 😅
Can I apply for moral support
Will you give me a job if I buy people cookies and 4090s
oh boy
ill cook all the devs home made meals and email them nightly
Never ask a Swedish man what a fika is

i am so not swedish though xD
Welp, too late for that
glad that you do. keep making the game better 
but i simply dont know what a fika is and want to know 😭
Too late, you talked about fika
there's a cafe called fika where i live
I am rly young but i like the idea of think what different type of workers would do mostly creative ones. Just imagine you're Engagement designer what what you implement
is it awful that i dont know what a fika is? please i need to know what it is
how good?
nah, that wasnt me actually!
Too late, you mentioned it
but we sorta have that already 😅
it's alright but quite popular
i did not, i never even said the word!
Hi everyone, do anyone know how to fix fatal error Login failed due to a service interruption, please try again later. Thx!
It’s always like a fever dream walking into here
good thing or bad thing?
@austere crag food was amazing momo, so many types of meat was served to our plates 
no this is place of the best conversation that you could have
It’s a thing alright
The new lobby music is fire ngl
i liked the old one but this one is fire too
where did you go?
what breed is this dog?
oh boy :/
the breed is good boy
that is very thin ice they put themseves on
nice
best breed of course!
i am going to get banned again 🗿
nahh its understandable
So you do not know your dog's breed?
Hi jolty
heyoooooooo 👋
Stream when?
Hi it’s almost time for me to go home and play bg3
share pics? or no pics? 
Looks like a Yorkshire terrier maybe?
It is a rescue street dog, so not really. It is likely that it is closely related to a basque shepherd dog, given that it comes from the region but hard to say
Awww mayn 
How was work?
Why is slow mode now 30 seconds, what happened while I was gone?

erm not sure tbh
your 4th ban incoming?
also gm lusii

It’s so fun
gaming 
What do you do?
Lusii aboutta get banned for more hours then they play
i hope not. and gm myst 
lol
🤫
tbh I got muted 4 times. I'll be out of this server this time
If only
I’m tired 😴
too many white/orange users got into the chat earlier and someone had to tell justice to increase the cooldown....
Take your legally mandated nap at work
but how
Assuming you didn’t get your energy drink then?
let's hope not, Did you play the finals yet?
Nope 😭
@rustic ravine yo I found the most nasty Miata on reps
Get it on your way home
Can’t 😭
I'm worried
W? Or no
Why
thats better considering you can begin using less and less energy drinks, and less relying on them to keep you awake always
not yet, but i will probably try it out later today
i actually like that alot
🤷
I still remember what I said to get myself muted last time lol it wasn't that um bad for a comment. ANYWAY
How do you not know
Too much for me I can't lie
W holy moly
The weeb badging kills me
The bodykit makes it look like a brick lowkey
🍪
This is why you aren’t red
I only partially respect it because it’s Akira, but the build itself is fucking awful
nice, they made some nice changes to the game.
This is why you
If I wanted a brick I’d go buy a challenger 😭
This is why you get angry at geoguesser
I don't know who that is so it's gonna be a no from me dawg
I was right
Anime, the car is themed around it, it’s about a biker gang and their friend who recently turned into a psychic (2nd photo is MC’s face)
Tbh Idek what warrants a mute or ban here cause I’ve seen some pretty toxic people here especially those who are regulars like Poly, and they never even get so much as a warning.
ye i read the patch notes, it looks good so far
“Well I know it’s in Ghana 🤷 “ lmfao
Oh they get warnings alright but in dms.
It was
No it wasn’t
Ahh that makes sense because I never usually see warnings in chat and I try my best to not feed into that stuff
it looks like the car is into s&m and really likes leather and rivets xD
Yeah you don't want to get muted for 7 long ass days XD
):
YOU CANT SAY THAT
They’ll find you (going at 10kph)
Jesus man what did you do?
Cant mention that here. lol
I told you where it was and you’re still adamant you’re right
1v1 me
On?
Palworld 🤷
@lofty garden
How would that work? Plus it isn’t pc-console compatible yet
Whatever I’m about to go play bg3
Enjoy
hab fun, or else
Or else what?
You cant use links until you are Qualified
or else refund it before the 2 hour mark and get your money back
I was just trying to send gifs 😢
it’s gonna take me 2 hours or more just to do customization
Yeah that tracks
🪑
What does this even mean? Stop chairing me
❌🪑
@cinder briar johnbaseball99
☑️🛶
NOBODY PLAYS HEAVY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE?
No
he just like me
Like 0.1%
How do you not understand what a chair means?
HMU???
Because I’ve barely slept and you rarely give me a straightforward answer?
HEAVIES ARE MAD FUN
Then sleep?
I’ll wake up too early and I don’t really wanna do workshop tired
And again, you don’t get to tell me when to sleep
Sleep or I’m forcing you to watch hazbin hotel
johnbaseball99
Skill issue
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Not everyone can power through the day on caffeine and sheerwill
I can’t 
i can
so it seems eve is now the one suffering from this "skill issue"
More of a preference issue
well well well how the turn tables have turned
I don’t need caffeine to stay awake 
how the turns have tabled
I love you johnbaseball99, thank you for saving my family from extortion and a hurricane
The most common thing you e said today is “I’m tired”
e said
Nuh uh
No takebacks
I haven’t been on discord in years. Looks very different 😣
Leave it’s not worth it
Yuh huh
Make a bar graph for proof
and thats the event contracts done
nice job
Me with the sword
thank you 😄
Can you show me all the cosmetics
OK WHY IS THE COOLDOWN 30 SEC?!?!?!?
😂 you on point
Cus the server is popping
No thanks! 
its patch day
not needed
depends on what i get out of it
also @austere crag fuck off
dont come here and sell your bs pls
johnbaseball99 disapproves of your choices
A cookie
I have a problem, i can.t launch finals, "Fatal Error. Login Failed due to a service interruption, please try again later." what i need to fix this?
what kind 
People like you should respectfully unistall the game
@austere crag 
@austere crag
Nah you're cooked lil bro
No one cares, please leave dont sell your bullshit ass mod here
Hey Johannes
Thank you kindly, Mighty 
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
...what just happened

Also i contacted first but johannes got the recognition
(NVM i contascted momo, mb! )
I reported his message as well before it was deleted
finals makes me sleepy
hello lin! how ya doin?
welcome to getting old
what are the perks to being old?
i did play most of today though i guess...
I’m home!
wisdom and if you are lucky more disposable income
won any matches?
no 
Enjoy BG3
Getting ready for 6 hours of dad gaming, don't have kids..... not worth....at first
NO
wait... slowmode is higher now.. what happen 😦
W honestly
Patch day
Stop confusing people here man. What region you play on?
ugh
some idiot got team wiped here for selling something
@lament musk Can u help me? I start Finals and see a "fatal error. login failed due to a service interruption, please try again later." how i can fix this?
Boi tried to advertise cheats
well i cba with 30 sec x)
wake me up when its lower
what?
You be quiet
Do you play ON EU
with EU friends yeh
-ask pls contact player support!
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Use the 💬 icon on the bottom-right of the page to send a message!
hey momosita
I wrote about it, but I'm afraid they won't write to me soon about my problem
did you check any troubleshooting article on the support page? 
is there a event going on? whats with the voice chats?
WAYYY BIGGG
just a server feature
no event, we have implemented them today!
tho there's twitch drops
I could not share the plate since I forgot and it was already eaten a lot but here is a pic of the sides!
Yeah I found 1 video from a month ago, but they only say to forcibly close AIDA64...
you seem goofy today wassup
ok ok ok this seems delicious, ok, it's approved 
umami grill!
but nothing in support page?
try some of the common methods in there

ok then
i loved it so much 😭 so many types of meat. the brazillian roast beef i think was my favourite!
Donde est El titan speakerman 🗣️ 🔥
DRAGONS ARE BACK POGGGGGGGGGG
I tryed... his problem occurred after today's update,
I have withdrawal symptoms without Finals...
Any of you ever eat mithai before?
Yall finals finally has drip
YES I WANT THAT GULAB JAMUN
how was it!?
i rejected rasmalai
very yummy, you guys in SA can cook fr fr
hmmm no idea how to help, tbh
keep trying? restart system? restart everything?
It'll cost you 2 multibucks
BRUH no one having the brown ones
johannes!
Yeah, restart system, restart wifi...Wait...i dont try restart my life...
hello lovely gia! :)
What if...
how are you!!
the mighty johannes welcome
BROWN ones are called Gulab Jamun
wa
.
The hell is this?
now u stupid
Is that a threat
all I want is martabak
so perfectly round 🥰
Yes yummylicious
had a badly upset tummy the other day, but now things are better again! I also got a new computer, so yay! hows you and the rest of the family doing?

Sorry for tagging you earlier Justice fixed it 🙂
Johnbaseball99
One flight to sweden is all i need 💪
wow
I finally had lamb in a way that I enjoyed it.
why are u still here
Sheep in general tastes good wdm
Drop the specs
omg hope your tummy stays ok :) we’re going out to eat in 30 minutes so, im really excited!! first time im wearing normal clothes in 8 weeks
whyre u still here!?
cuz i have to get my son ready!
dude.. there are other time zones.
"just to suffer"
it's high noon
its....yes
oh i actually dont know, it is sitting at the office waiting for me! i think some 14900k or so
how do i create a vc its locked for me?
I want to get my likeness into the game through photogrammetry and the unreal engine. Beyond that i want it in whatever games would have it. does anyone have any suggestions on how i could go about that.
Jesus
channel roles activate view all then create one from the "create a vc channel"
#vc-info-rules need to be Rising Star to create VCs and Contestant to join VCs. You get those ranks by chatting
Hey every time there’s an update on steam mine doesn’t update and I can never find a game. The only solution is to uninstall and reinstall. Anyone else have this problem?
my old 18 core was getting rusty, need better gear! 🦾
What I mean is I didn't like it from a mediterranean place I tried or an Indian place I tried but I loved it from an Irish style pub
good luck and enjoy yourself! :)
the FCAR is too satisfying to use its crazy
johnbaseball99 needs some game recommendations
send some over to me
bruh, well thats pretty dumb.
how so?
what time are you usually free?
.-.
at that point they are pretty much just forcing you to just dm call a person you lfg with in here or just use in game chat. i feel like that defeats the whole purpose of even having vcs in the server in the first place
hello
wsg, hows it going for you rn?
yes cause manually creating a vc for everyone is easy
originally they weren't going to add any voice channels
yo marg
well they might as well just not have if they were gonna restrict it from 70% of the server anyways
Yall ever seen the video of a dude making a beef Wellington blindfolded and he feels a knife to figure out where the edge is?
Crazy shit
cdpr still dropping updates goddamn
no, can you send a link to the vid since now i kinda wanna watch it
Yeah
i concur
better for us cyberpunk fans 
ok and, im in a server where all of us have that same profile pic
no one outpizzas the hut
u arent the first and wont be the last person to try that one
Ofc u can 🙂
TWD: "The Ones Who Live" cant fucking wait
I'm about to hillary clinton some ranked games
and @austere crag i shall be waiting for your applications then! :D
watching "Bosch" currently, is nice
i love both the whole ambience with action and story telling as well as the continuity skill with stable atmosphere just sticks to me that and COD IW
ah, i know where that is! so you say it is good then? ill put it on my list of places i forget about 😅
sick! you streaming?
oh fuck playstation state of play is in 2 hours
YOU STREAMING MADLE GOT DAMMIT dude
WHAT SHOULD MY CHARACTERS NAME BEEEE
Mari
Bob
you got to have the most based title name for a stream ever: "Rank #1 Medium World 🫂 I doctor for my racist, if not yapanese for the? the ignorance 🎁 ⚽️🏀 NOT A FURRY 🙅🏻♂️🤦🏻♀️"
It’s a women
bosch reutlingen or stuttgart?
women can be named bob, in my opinion you should name your character "Dilaquantavious levontae the third"
My favourite shoes are back in da shop 
y'all ever get this warm dull but intense pain in the back of your head if you turn it too fast i asked google they said i have cancer
no cuz I use bing
still a genuine question does that happen to you
no Johannes, the tv show Bosch on amazon prime, it's about an Los Angeles police homicide detective
bro is looking fresh
i'm not sure to be honest
that must be one of the more recent departments then! bosch really is diversifying their portfolio! xD
thats the nerves in your muslces warning you about the speed at which you turned your head or possible risk of damage and the heat generated from friction in between your muscles
that's sick but it's legit one of the worst pains i've ever felt
embark is also just a colony management game, right?
r u flirting 💄
Those are cleannnn goddammit I don’t wanna spend more money
dont snap 90 degrees then
dawg it happens if i turn my head anywhere at any speed at random
yeah i'd turn that function off
doctor
when the
id turn of my neck off yeh
When the Homer
if you google any symptom whatsoever the internet will tell you it is cancer. that said, that does not sound good and you may need to consult a doctor
maybe you slept in a bad position or something? if it's not better after a day i'd maybe go get that checked out
Should have started with that
I can be whatever you want me to be
my 1 and true fwen
We got numba two
$50's worth of multibucks is just right
buy everything
if i had lots of money i'd buy everything.
Did you find anything you like in the store?
lin knows whats up
Hii Johannes, how are you?
yes and no
Which bundle?
man i love opening the game and seeing things i suggested in feedback added 🥰
i want individual things from bundles and not the whole thing :/
Facts
This man is ready for some bahamas vacationing
Sometimes dosent happen to me anymore might have been just some growing pains idk
@wet zephyr I fucked around and found out
ive had that pain a few times 
But I could buy a motorcycle instead😭
GUYS ONLY 1 MORE ROUND
Goddamn I’m still so far from ranking up what a pain
I HAVE THE 11 ROUND DONE ITS THE LAST ROUND 12TH ROUND
please read what i just highlighted
you're level 0 right now, not 1. you need the orange role. doesn't take long
You have to be lvl 1 at least to join.
Lmfao having a level 0 is crazy
you only gain levels here by chatting on discord, and no worries good luck!
just chat a little and ull get it
gn everyone love yall
Many people dont use discord for anything other then calls
On the plus side, I think lvl 1 is only like 15 xp. You get it very quick
yeah
looking like a gangsta
Gn Ryu 👋
Understandable

gn ryu !
Is there a place to write suggestions for the game? I joined in the middle of the night cuz my brain gave me a wonderful idea. A brilliant one to be exact
is there a channel I can use for community support? I keep getting a warning about using cheat software when I try to launch after the update... I'm not cheating 🤦♂️
DAN
how yall doin
Thx
do you use third party crosshair overlays? they're also forbidden and that could be it
Ballin as allways
Idk what to think of the short hair, I like the long ones the most but I use it for like every character I make
I've killed every process that I don't need. I don't use these either. I sent embark a copy of my tasklist and telling them idk whats causing it aaand... they never responded 😭
awesome! was gonna leave and try again later 
Oh no 😭
imma do that actually, cya later 
Bye molo 👋
hmm.. that sucks, no clue. i don't have any other suggestion than contacting support either, you did contact them on the helpdesk, right? (bottom right speech bubble 💬)
https://embark-studios.helpshift.com/hc/en/
rank meeeee up
My head hurts
Yeah I did to that, I wrote a rather lengthy explanation on what's happened and sent them a txt file with every task running on my pc when I tried to launch... and they just havent replied. I guess I'll have to try again. I'm gonna try just kill tasks on my pc and keep launching until it works and hope I dont get banned 😭
I think replys might award xp as well idk🤔
Big brain
mmmmmm yuh
it's been like this over a year
I dont use discord that much but i meant if people reply to your text
Wassup
Usually the ceiling
F The finals?
it might take a bit for them to get back to you sadly, there are quite a few players! sadly i cant help you either since i cant exactly diagnose what is going on, so best to use player support 
Its cancer
seoul 2023 is such a banger map
See a cyropractor
erm
Type shit
No hat for you
im trying to find a good song on spotify what should i listen to
Your hat wearing card expired didn't it
I need to sleep soon cant sry 🙏
i need -1290000 xp
Cosmic love by Florence and the machine
Play a game it'll add the XP to your count.
Skill issue 😔
Nono he needs to lose xp
nah ikik it just looks funny
I presume they'll be in contact via the email I provided? I had contacted them on the 17th of Jan and still no response which is annoying

Blizzard responds faster then them
mmmmmm ok
Whats that thing?
Gir!
They gotta work on response times lol
were you able to play at some point or did it never work? did you change your ram recently?
one thing you could try maybe: press windows key, type in %appdata% then go into the folder local and delete the folders Embark and Discovery then reinstall the game.
not sure if that's gonna make a difference but i've heard it was helping for some issues
What does gir do?
0: robot
That why i don’t do business with companies that don’t have human support lines. Im tired of my emails going no where
I doubt it will work, but I'll give it a go anyways! Just hoping EAC wont slam the ban hammer on me before I figure it out ahahaha, had 3 warnings now not sure how many I'll get before it slaps me with a ban
Yes, robot for an alien trying to take over the world! But they're both not very good at their jobs, so mainly he eats tacos
Damn 😔 at least gir gets to eat tacos
i'm not sure how it works but i'd assume it's not gonna ban you but just restrict you from playing until whatever triggers it stops. or did it specify something along this is your 3rd warning now? then yeah i would be concerned maybe :D
good luck!
KARMAAA Hii
Tacos are great
If you've never seen Invader Zim, you should watch it. It's really good.
@hasty stump Hi Myst!!! 👋 Hru?
Hello friends: D
Hey imp
I'm good, still tired tho. Wbu?
Hi Sin. How are you today?
Where can i watch it?
Also tired, but I'm okay. Posting Gir gifs today!
Pretty good, and you?
new update makes me happy, i get to play for 6 hours until everythings unlocked
Is Gir a character?
@austere crag decrease cool down?
Idk as streaming licenses differ by country. It's an old Nickelodeon show though if that helps
Oh ok 👍
guys did you noticed they added new career rewards 🙂 i think (pants)
Yes! From Invader Zim. One of my all time favorite shows 😁
Hii Jimbo, how have you been?
never worse cause my server is dead and game bad lmao. hbu
Ohhh, I've heard of it before but never watched it. I'll check it out one day
its awesome
i am fine...just lurking
I'm good. it's taking a while for matches when I was playing it earlier. They made some good changes tho
The … suggests otherwise
girls last tour has to be one of my favorite slice of life anime/manga its a great series
Tacosssss
Hi Sulo
Yo👋
wait if i play a game does it add my xp before again? so id insta get it? surely not
At this point Stacy IS the mom that has it going on
average public washrooms
number 2
🐱pelelelelelele
number 15
pelelele
rate my fit
why am i able to complete 4 of the contracts in 1 round of the new game mode?
why is it 3 kills with charge and slam and not 30
arent you glad its not 30
no its just boring. no progression
i mean free cosmetics
yeah but then what do i do?>
break ankles
🤷♂️
fit
exactly
That looks more like a human
You really do only say one liners
hello
You have to be an ai
I'm not
because I am
But thats what an ai would say
How many days is it till sunday?
A raisin is a grape jerky
this event was easy as hell, alrdy level 50 apparently, now I got nothing else to do, Again.
this game needs a big update
i guess im the only one not playing for the progression, but just to get better and have fun 
As a sentient AI model, it is beneath me to answer simple questions.
I just need a good teammate to play ranked with.
tbh idk what people expect f2p fps that are competitive to have much content
what more content can you add to this?
The ai would have said 6
primitive AI
Runing that gpt-10 allready
they even took out solo bank it
I really wish I could watch replays from enemy's pov because I was constantly playing obj as light sniper bodying people looool
GPT is just a LLM. I am better.
Ok jarvis
Obj light sniper is a mess
nice music choice
biggie smalls
Yes sir
wait why is lfg casual now?
badass clip with badass song
like you always forget my suggestions 
it got separated into two now, so the old lfg channels are now casual and new ones are made for ranked
A further diversification between casual and ranked. Go check your Browse Channels
Cracked frfr
@rotund gyro When finale
That's ass it was just chaotic asf 
i knew it i just couldnt find browse channels lol
me
Honestly the only issue is the jump shots since you’re not accurate when jumping but like
For some reason I usually don't have issues hitting those
Bro is cracked so much that even rng allows it
idk bro im ngl ive paused it for a bit, since tekken is out 
Idk what this is but it has a jumpshot ig lol
why does it only take 3 rounds to go from lvk 40 to lvl 50
it doesnt your pent up xp just insta levels you to whatever u were at, so i was instantly level 50. I wanted to level grind and see what i unlocked every time tho
That is fair, surely you can make a little bit of space for yaboy tho right 
in due time, let's play this weekend
Say friday?
well thats fuckin boring isnt it
nah fr tho, insane skill issue. I just prefer aiming lol
sounds good broski
They gave us disco solider 
Slayin frfr
Oh wait a thonk garfield is fleeni🤔
oop
this is the male cat at its peak performance
NO NOT GARFIELD
What's wrong with garfield bro
why do you have a lasagna at home
It's a long story 😞
Can't be that bad right
did garfield do anything bad to you to the point you hate him now?
Garfield a goofy mf
Definitely made them watch him eat their lasagna in front of them
A person I met on discord was like the creepiest person I've ever met... they had a Garfield pfp 😭😭 so now anytime I see Garfield I relive the tragedy LMAO
i think back as a children garfield was just a okay show for me 
Reset the timer... 0 days reminded of the Incident
He's not badass garfield tho is he
No thankfully
He sounds like neek garfield to me, fuckin weirdo
well, doesnt mean all garfields are the same, badass garfield is different and is not creepy garfield

yo how do i make a vc? im just tryna play some quick play
What did I just watch? 
Hello
so its not actually off topic but this is the only chat where im revealing this is a shitpost and not the actual theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgtoKUsVriQ
Full Rights to Embark, Nexon, and the owners of the original theme
I heard it once and had to make this, im sorry
#thefinals #shitpost #snas #sansundertale #undertale
brooooooo elite dangerous is getting new ships!!! it's been 5 years
#🪁┇off-topic-media might be a better place to post it 🤔
Star Citizen is better
king shit, fair enough
lmfao
star citizen is a giant fucking scam. but you do you in your salary priced ships

Isn't there like a pack that like 40k $
something like that. it's indefensible
A scam? It's the only game of its size without a loading screen, with the best planetary environments ever made, the most detailed spaceflight simulator.. but alright.. sorry you're poor. You don't have to pay more than 25 bucks to play.
aight bud. consoom away
Mark Hamill on the campaign, definitely can't wait to play. Go back to Palworld or whatever you play.
I think you hit a nerve myriad 😭
i genuinely don't understand how they're defending star citizen XD
I've never played it I don't have the time for those kinda games
Idk people like what they like... it's a hobby so play whatever
I don't think you can really call it a scam per say, but I think calling it miss-managed is more fair.
call it hyperbole lol
All my homies love justice
Doubt
Did I respond to your message, or did you respond to mine?
Who's talk to who in that scenario
off-topic is where the meat is at, always has been
Be more interesting or provocative so you start conversations
i dont forget, i just dont think about them when it is a good occasion! which isnt unique to you either xD
It’s been awhile off topic, how has everyone been?
Kiwi 🗣️🔛🔝🔥
lol
Papi Sulo
I call this selective hearing as in selecting when I remember which was said
nah, its called old age

ah, it was the up guy, yeah, sth like that
off topic is where it's actually fun to be
btw johannes if ur still here, who dropped a clint eastwood reference for the casino?
sup
Wow that's all you say?? Am I even your pookie bear anymore 
no time
not me!
I see how it is 
When Steal the Spotlight inevitably leaves, can we keep the music? The theme is more exciting than the standard
yes func, this is real
Boppin to the tunes so much that I don’t want to join a game
also its been a bit Yasine!!! How have yu been!
man everyone in this game is so agressive, i'm just tryna sit and chill with a fellow heavy and there's 300trillion lights trying to kill me
omg its my favorite person named bready!
it has been ages since i saw this series, so good hahahaha
also ive been good!
boss dood bro man
glad to hear! also yeee Ive been bucketing people while you've been gone
why did you bucket me, i only asked if this was real 😦
why not both!
please find out, i appreciate the reference a lot LMAO
crazy how people still use the casual channels for ranked and stuff
cant wait for a dirty harry reference next
are you implying we know what we are doing


you're the nerds working with C++, not me
You work with python huh
no, python is easy shit
I know, I was calling him basic
indeed, even python coders can do python 🏃
Hi!
using a picture of a man running is innaccurate, python doesn't run that fast at all
When we get the chance to pick our themes, then yes please. Until that, Steal the Spotlight's > regular (both are already good but both still do not beat the theme to Elden Ring's title screen)
we are back!!! dinner was amazing
Let’s go 11 games and finally got my win on the new game mode that makes me wanna tear my eyes out
How are y’all?
that was me running away from the fallout
Congrats, thankfully winning isn't a contract
you can hobble faster then python runs, no need
how does it feel to be a grownup again
Hey y’all!
Frrrr I would far rather be kicked in the crotch region multiple times than play to win a certain amount of times or even to play more than 12 rounds of it
Learning Java doesn't seem so bad tbh
🫠
It's that or I start cranking monsters learning C++ and going slowly insane
We do have a week, so it's 1/2 games a day for the week
I myself, in addition to not wanting to leave the theme music, quite enjoyed running around and smashing into people
I’m already at 11 might as well play the last one before I procrastinate playing that dumbass shit again
Got a double kill in the game just now
cmonnnn it isnt thaaaat bad
ill give you a scooby snack
The music is great and I love charges but fuck. FFA. In this style
Was fun to third party and smash down as they were trying to cash out
there doesnt seem to be a smiley that is melting and bleeding out of its eyes at the same time! so that will have to do
Did not like how every fight had five people filtering in after each kill
jarvis, pull up picture of man in nuke, indiana jones
I approach it as gungho until cashout. Once cashed out, I don't mind getting killed in the middle
we shall see what we do, glad you appreciate it though!
Music continues to be great so please share more
Nothing is more invigorating than finally winning some hard fought 1v1 only for some crayon eater to pop in with an rpg or nuke and instantly erase my health
The whole point of that gamemode is to find the right time to charge in anyway, so getting flanked is to be expected
since i have had the pleasure of partying with those guys, yes, they are awesome :)
Ofc, it just happened so damn much to the point where I only won because I spawned on two very rich people fighting
Hi
The game taketh and giveth accordingly
Otherwise it’s spawn. Fight one person. Die from cleanup. Repeat until you break your pc
hello and welcome, what did bring you here? :)
I find much success hanging around a cashout point. At least I survive longer that way
Well came here to active second maybe if I can work here I’ll programming some bots here
deadass redlined my car on gear one
Also helps disengage as you can lead your enemy into a new enemy
Fair enough I just fuck around and don’t even try to win anymore while I wait for my lh1 to have its visual recoil reduced
That’s why I’m here! @lament musk
mods, force him to play the new mode until they become a discord bot
You mean run into two people that want to shoot me instead of just the one
Huh?
I agree with the "don't even try to win". I am just there to cause a little mayhem; if I win, cool. If I don't? As expected
@austere crag oh cool! A programmer too? What ya build? Websites bots?
Although my pride takes a hit in every single battle
Get engaged into a 1v1, run around until you see another, dip into a hallway or door such that you make them fight, circle back and clean up if you can
learning C++, Java, i wanna work on frontend/engineering applications
i am going fucking insane
pick one ,D
i can't, im taking 2 classes in 2 different languages and need to learn both in a week otherwise im failing
Well I’m both I’m a web developer and I’m a bot developer(beginner new bots) I use html css JavaScript and gonna learn React.js and dashboards
you work in html and JS? my condolences
i mean, frontend or engineering, what does that even mean
im throwing shit out, i will figure out what specific job i want when it becomes more relevant later in the year
Ic I may try that for my last round but idk
you got unbucketed wdym
rn im just trying not to drown
Yeah in vscode by home lol trying go get those just for became a software engineer professional and learning so many stuffs so I can work as a developer with a cv I had
i see, learn c, that is my advice
Remember the five rules of dodgeball and you will have a plenty fun (and hopefully less death) time
func, is the unbucketing real?
i skipped C, got thrust into C++ immediately
Cool! You can use it with build languages programmings
Alsoooo hiiiiii Bonnia! I haven't seen you before!! How be you?
Dodge ball doesn’t make me ponder committing major terroristic threats
the advice is valid, unfortunately the circumstances are against me, however ive worked with C++ before and have taken a weird liking to it
doesnt matter, better to know c and then look at c++ and then be ruined
i have less then a week, do you advise i look at videos then jump into C++ or try a project at least
Good just thinking build a bot, isn’t like that stupid idea but is great idea nether because I’ll learned dashboards so I can use React.js for building more websites

When in doubt, run away and regen health. That helps me be more mindful
what kinda bot do you wanna make?? .o. it sounds cool
System bot maybe modmail and Music bot, but now I’m started with system bot
umm, less than a week until what
The end of the world as we know it
thats so cool!! Is it like, just to give yourself something to do or are you gunna release it?
Pahahahahhagagahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahgaagagagag
until my first project is due in C++ for my class
that is what it sounds like
For more works, then I need those experiences for so many applications so I can work at huge servers
okay, this is not the time.
i should be fine, i can read documentation/watch a few tutorials and be alright, worked with it all last semester
what does that mean 🤔
Ohhh. I'm sure you got this then. I hab no experience in that so I just wish you luck
worth a shot asking then
😄
C is mother of all languages programming
Thank you!, im just gonna hope I can work as a community manager and work with large servers soon
how did you get into programming/how would you suggest? i haven’t coded since high school but the job is getting more and more interesting as i play games and learn more about pcs
would it be alright if i came to you with questions oh wise and powerful johannes
guys im scared why is there so many things on my discord screen
hello PIX. How be you? been a bit
sure thing
thank you, please spare me
Pphead
don't believe in his lies, he is literally jag's second braincell.
IM GOOD how are you def 
Welp I did this because my mom is a programmer so I’m now get into programming, so I can work and even that, I found it so fun because when I try it i did realise I can build anything,I want getting more professional by programming languages and I can Use it in different jobs
you know that jag means "me" in swedish, so what is your point ,D
Gottem
his braincells are gone (i can confirm)
I is also good! A lil tiny bit dissapointed by the newest State of Play thoooo D:
God damn it, you win again Johannes.
state of play?
it is the blue curse
playstations game showcase thingy. Mostly just death stranding. Was hoping for some more pc ports
if i knock on your head, is anyone inside?
i wanna play steal the spotlight for the drip but i’m gonna suck lmao
Patrick joke:
I'll refrain from answering you truthfully tonki, I abide by the rules.
be better
grrr what a bummer
Encouraging words
that’s a big ask 
How are ya enjoying the new patch tho??
i believe in you. dont let me down!
i just started the game i’m gonna try it rn
weak
i like this passive aggressive line of reasoning
awe so supportive
i’ll try my besttt
I just don't want Kyne to smite me
i didnt know kyne was maining jungle
Is that a smite joke
I didn't expect you to pull up with a Moba joke either
i’m playing the new game mode what are peoples thoughts on it
Right??
i didnt expect you to pull up at all
Smite was fucking great to start with
i need to get down to my audience
also hi Wooley!
[from SpongeBob{(<spongebob>)
Oh! Spoke like a true teacher 
still chillin in red as I can see 
Now teach them banana curry pizza is gross
Yeah, I’ve been around less ;_;
Nah it’s a ignite joke that’s why he said smite
u'll join us stinki greens one day
that is hopeless sadly

You know, I don’t wanna be green now, they’re the worst anyway :>}
busy w the wedding?? also congrats
chat 
im one of those
Busy hiding from responsibilities lolol? Thank you :))
little molo is gracing us with its presence!
Yeah I know >:))
💀💀 that’s what marriage is about, it’ll be fun when the time comes & anytime!!
Is molo from the famous marko polo
ure red... how are we worse 
sir molo sir 🫡
satire!
VC 
wtf is banana curry pizza
Hello Johannes and @fallen talon! how are you two doing?
dont ask!
omg good morning Johannes! 
I'm back to bully Wooley 
What is green associated with? That’s right, stink, what’s red associated with? That’s right, cool guys
please do it, they said that red is better than greens 
As someone that worked in the pizza industry for four years I wanna know whose idea it was and how I can erase them from existence
Go away you peasant
It IS
@opal siren btw I learned how to drive in HLL. I'm ready to be yelled at for driving poorly
green is also associated with YES which means Yes, green is cooler
Is there a way to hide the vc?
red is anger green is peace; and it’s showing
If I ever have a kid, I will create project mahoraga
Reds are just stinky people especially Wooley.
Hello
wanna get yelled at your driving in hll now? 
Ain't no way is this like a premade joke?
That Pineapple has been in the pizza industry for 4 years? lmao
Green is also the color that is easiest on the eyes
i drive so bad rn lmao.
i really dont know, i saw it on the menu in a restaurant here long ago and thought it was some inside joke, but no, it was exactly that, and people ordered it, and it was exactly as bad as you think it is. the stench was debilitating
This is actually irritating me
I only bring it up because Partikel defended it once and I was baffled

wanna yell at me for dying in hll now instead?
Not at all and ironically I hate pineapple on pizza it’s a terrible sin
Yeah it's pretty annoying
I was at the cheesecake factory a couple weeks ago, they legit have an item called cheeseburger egg rolls
was the most American thing my eyes could see
exactly! see @pearl smelt ???
:((
🦅
😄
I can only imagine it may be worse than kraut or anchovies which are also terrible and stink up the kitchen
I still remember the time we were hiding at that rock on the winter map and you got sniped 😭
i know swedish people defend a lot of weird things. particle is my man, so i cant diss him for it, but still i really cant fathom it
Fentanyl should fix that
Shame the people behind green arnt easy on the eyes 
Stinky

scared the shit out of me
But I am trying to learn how to be an officer for you @opal siren so I can be your spotter for sniping.
Wait til I’m green and you’ll change your mind
eyyyy awesome! i need to learn it too ig
that sounds like an adequate description, yes. sounds like heart disease on a plate xD
Getting to red is taking forever thoooo
I learned sniping is a lot more than just sniping today. Lots of backline sabotage




