#🥚┇off-topic
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I'm a goofy goober, yeah.
WERE all goofy goobers hey
Indeed
not the flex you think it is though
keys
ur in here like the whole day damn. rate the consistency
👀

ikr wolf never left this chat since obt it’s getting out of hand
i like your profile picture!
will we ever witness CleanWolf?
thank you, I am gonna game now, cya
never
Only after the sponge bath from troop
CleanWolf is long in the past never to return
The hazing is strong.
Next evolution is FilthyWolf
go to bed
its not my bed time u mutt
go shower
also not time for that
already did that
go in the dumpster
in 1947
THe same year you got that joke
the same day you got your username
🔑
Woah the key that unlocks all
did anyone actually DM you?
Anyone play Lethal Company? 🙂
why do you want to hurt us
Wanna fuck with people? Set Chrome/Firefox as an activity on Discord so that it shows as your 'X is playing y" and change the name of the application to The Finals
wolf he’s trying to make you stop chatting it’s for your own sake
basic strat 🥱
it'll never work., I'm literally watching a show while replying with next to zero effort.
Basic isn't bad
basic means boring tho smh
He is trying to sabotage our hideout where people aren't asking when game coming out every 5 seconds.
🤨
ohhh that's what he was doing lmao
Either it's fun or terrible, pick one dog
you need to get some help
you just realized that
YEET
Off-topic best chat.
I think it's better if the game takes a long time and is released perfectly rather than it being rushed! i really like this game, i don't wanna see it die
I saw it in the-finals-chat, but not what his ulterior motive was
yeah, he is a butt gremlin
a what
a what
wolf lore getting deeper day by day
you gonna be like david attenborough and narrate it?
sure buddi gonna probably have to wear some gas mask tho
That stinkii?
Thanks, you too
Goofy
what's that flag behind the character?
@nocturne tundra I just ate soup
im so proud of u, which kind of soup
thenk 
day 14 of surviving without the finals
-openbeta
-openbeta
Our Open Beta ended <t:1699270140:R>.
See the announcement: #game-announcements message
Huge THANK YOU to everyone who joined us during this playtest. We'll be back!
oh my it has been 2 weeks
edited l
nuh uh
why do we call it open beta when it's closed Sir
yuh uh
😃
Open in the past tense
nuh uh
-closedopenbeta
They lied 😔
-thenolongeropenbeta
We must riot.
where were you when open beta was kil
closed delta 😔
f it - unopens your beta
"I was petting my car when I got text message"
"Finals is kill"
"No"

chat died
we can alive it by mentioning it in main
I prefer dead
I am resisting
Excuse me toat, it’s "Drank" soup and not "ate" 😀
cd thefinals
Run closedopenbeta.exe
Why is dis not working?
oh thenk
ah you're missing the unopenedopenbeta.dll
oh that, just delete system32 should work fine
Makes sense gonna need to try that later
happy to help 
do you have the download link for the dll?
Error. Run: No such file or directory
It exists somewhere if we believe hard enough
whatsup guyss
How's it goin
Open gamma :’)
open omega
Hello hello
hola hola
This game needa come out rn
Like in the next 5 minutes, otherwise imma get scandalous
Real
I can’t believe it smells fresh here again

I have a barbed wire tattoo as well
Yo
Yoo it’s the homie
Clean ur mirror
Inb4 you get DM spam by thirsty E-Boys 
Store internet sucks rn
aye
Mood I’m in an aircraft hangar rn and I hardly have any
I am Dming right nowwwww
Mood i am eating mac and cheese with bacon and fried chicken
You know the drill..
That sounds fire
I knew you would 
damn im jealous
I added some aged garlic
it's prima
Give us VOIP in the finals please
Im buying steak rn
SKYPE integration pls embark
I want the same VOIP system that lethal company has
Garlic goes good with so many things
Noooo
My mirror is fine bruh
It might be fine but it aint clean
he right its dirty
I want the same VOIP that cs 1.6 has
It works fine and that's all that matters
Sorry to say this but it's grimy af
this!!!
Ever try Windex? Good stuff, does the trick.
still dirty, you should try givin it a clean
It really isn't lmao
It's got fingerprints or something
the dangers of taking selfies with a mirror is mirror-shaming
Nope it's dust and scratches
So it isn’t clean
so... it's... dirty
Every mirror looks like that
Dust = Not Clean
damn we are arguing about a damn mirror
Yes
nuh uh, my mirror is clean, krisp image
It's dust embedded in the catches bruh I've cleaned it with an anti static clothe and windows cleaner
use angle grinder
If you drop a bar of soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
You are questioning the power of off-topic
I am not sure but all i know is you can't sit after
Replace the whole mirror panel and get it professionally reinstalled on the wall
no, no selfies pls
have to get a new one that has embedded weather
Wait is there a rule against selfies
why people keep saying dirty, you summon me?
But your pfp is a selfie…
it's an artist's rendition of my comically round face
You are inside @austere crag's mirror?
MODS HES BREAKING THE RULES
Is it alright if I drop my exact longitude and latitude coordinates?
dripcheck tab
try it
if they don't break it, it's all gucci i think
0.80778° N, 148.63629° W
Mirror was dirtier than you
Apparently i said something so offensive i got automodded 
Don’t let it happen again 
No it's just a really good way to people to get harassed because people aren't able to control themselves
So we prefer if people don't do it.
get ran bozo
They banned the word house
impossible
What about dropping exact longitude and latitude coordinates?
only when you put "my" before it
ok it's not house, did they ban screenshot?
wolf the chat was smelling fresh for like 19 minutes but DAMN
Damn can't post gym pics 😔
i think its fine
ozzi, thats ur breth
can i share the location i am currently living in in a screenshot of terra
I don’t breathe
-3.055146027031616, 37.31599427910177
sick this is allowed 
(i mean the sentence not the question i asked)
what do you do
everyone's having fun again? 
i see
Bro my message just got auto modded too.
Same exact thing
tgatoat
-46.626901453518514, 37.91961768799793
43.3045665,-0.7630009
I am waiting for my package to show up, and I'm trying to make sure the driver doesn't try to drop it off at the post office instead, iz annoyin
why the shit are we sharing coordinates
for lootbox drops ofc
awwww sadgers ;-; how come?
How else am I going to find his base
just wait by the window for the next 4 hours
Why are you guys pinging me with coordinates
I live there
Geography, bitch! /s
Come visit this instant
they last 2 times they lied about trying to deliver it and just dropped it off in town instead.
wow you don’t even wanna leave the chair
I have a cellphone
Momo will you come visit Prince edward island, i have no food
No you don’t
can it run THE FINALS
Prince Edward Island is a nature reserve
The Finals on Mobile
no mobile finals, it will only cripple the game
Alright I’m gonna go get a burrito. Goodbye chat 
I live there
The Finals on the Atari
fortnite map?
why would i go? 
to visit the homies
Wtf penging island
there are many of them
hmm i see
you literally don't even know the half of it lmao
my bros come visit me when they want, that island is for them only
i don't have a tuxedo as well
its required for entry
Yeah sorry the island is super formal
My whole unit waiting for the defac to open
momo has the pass to visit anywhere
Actual sea lions in a field here
distinguished gentleman
Natural habitat ofc, skilled hunters
what kind of dog is that
Looks like a great spot for a Dick's sporting goods
YES THE GRAPES
THE GRAPES
Why do i feel like this is the place where they keep aliens
In theory the best possible date to drop the game is 2 weeks before Christmas when most schools are releasing students for break
We do a lil exploring
who knows, most people aint got no money during christmas
We do be binding the demons from space in the holy orthodox chambers till the end of time ☦️
Tragic turn of events tbh
Rare momo embed fail gif
Gotta get everyone with Embed failed
The day my name becomes red is the day my life changes for the better
it was too epic not to post tbh
Gotta do it to em
Did yall know running was invented in 1832 by Joeseppi Running when he walked twice at the same time
yes, join in laughing at failed embeds
Fact of the day
Funnest of facts
nah it's cuz of what dude sent, the HYPOCRISY
ah, so laughing at the user that tried to laugh at other user and failed
the deathly silence after he embed failed as well while everyone looked for their embed fail gif was like the calm before D-Day
exactly
That Grapes meme is for you if you wanna keep it my friend.
this is why I never send gifs, receiving an embed failed would finish me
me very angri ight neow
you have gif perms though
lmfaoo I mean that ronaldinho gif is great too
mans flippin tables
I do?!
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
yeah
i think you can send the gif url?? idk how it works tbh
yes full send laddy
this smells like bait, youre all waiting with your embed failed aren't you

you can do it, you just gotta know the work around
I think Momo has it spot on earlier
Yep
You cant youre not a lemon
but the yellow ones
Yellow?
ye
^ yellow
rising star
I just noticed I’m two levels away from being red. I need to step up my conversation game
Teet fell for it again, how goofy
go stupid go crazy
suddenly i'm hungry for a duck 
huh
Can I just type out the entire Fitness Gram Pacer Test one word at a time til I get it? 
losing against a duck in a 1v1 will not look good on the news
Momo is yellow
go eat
hell no dude
What kinda duck are you?
roumd
That checks out
Roumd duck, my favorite
Original message was deleted
You know what else is yellow? Minions. Minion Momo
Banana
Manomo
@austere crag you should set your pfp to blink so when someone hovers over you the duck blinks every 5 seconds or so
Duck jumpscare
no need to blink tbh
even better
Momo always watching
Momo needs to be stopped
No u

momo is like slenderman, always watching you
Momo how about you just turn a blind eye for a little 
Dude what if I can convince 30,000 people to send me $1 every month? 🤔 It sounds harmless right? Like what’s one dollar? I feel like if I dedicated time to find the people I can do it
yeah no sry
that sounds like patreon something
I once again am asking for the source image
I should do that too
Lmao I know. Maybe say it’s a social experiment type of thing
ahahaha what the he-
that's a creepypasta
And if you send me $30,000 we could start a good pyramid scheme
Don't you mean triangle of opportunity?
A financial Hierarchy even?
id bite that ngl
420p
A prismatic endeavor?
explains why you are so funny


Joining Moolah cult already?
this goes hard, this is why i lift so i can game even stronger
of course, it's the only cult worth participating in 🫡 
Need that lift discipline to complement my trigger discipline
you are the powerful equipment if that wasn't clear
God gave me
Oh, so you
Why is yolk leaking off your brain
God gave me body dysmorphia so i never stop going to the gym
God gave
King mentality
why not
what even is this
This is optimal
the vegas sphere (it just appeared one day)
Well it's obviously watching you, better watch out
He's so silly
Is that the giant LCD dome thing
I never saw construction on it. the thing just appeared overnight
yall didn't even notice the finnish model himself
It's the next holy site
imagine we did the same thing but traveled in time and dropped the dome in the middle of europe during the middle ages
it would start a religion
Please go see a doctor
not during the middle ages, they will transcendental argument the dome into hell, you will have to go further back
Have it play a playlist of every living tombstone music video
even better
cat nod is so adorable
Drop the dome in ancient greece and play skibidi toilet to Plato
develop the religion so there are holy books by that time
what a way to rank up
congrats on green homie
AHHHHHH A GREEN RUUUUN
Another red brother converted to greenbean 😭 (congrats though)
It's a sad day😔
I be tryna rank up tomorrow
I'm not even close lol
skill issue
can any germans tell me why the FUCK Entschuldigung is such a mess of letters
Duolingo it
because its german
"SORRY DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH"
German: Entschuldibittegung, sperechecen SIE ENGLISCHSH
nonsenscial language, this is why dutch is goated
Can't wait for the gaming market to be 90% old people
Imma be competing in retirement home tourneys
I only used blaster heroes lol
BRUH the CS3 retirement home E-sports tourney's will go hard
I can see it already
One day Minecraft will be seen as a geezer game
already is
Bro am I a boomer?
Yes
we all are
We are the pre-skibidi generation

i am embrasing skibidi cause the shorts were lowkey fire
Why would you give it such praise? Who even are you?
I will not submit to Gman toilet
It was fire
You're on fire
Well lets be honest, skibidi is just the new generation's tf2 animation
it has its own lore. Not exactly the same. And hello
Topic change
Hello, they aren't the exact same it's just an equivilent, tf2 animations were cringe and hilarious with lore, skibidi is cringe, and has lore
"Ent" = un/free
"schuld" = fault
"schuldigung" = basically like fault/guilty but a bit more fancy idk
"Entschuldigung" = un-guilty/free yourself from guilt
I think that's maybe how you could explain it
OMG someone is typing in the game announcment channel!
hi
Did you type that whole thing out? That's dedication
hey
highlights 2 announcement coming up
Now explain es tut mir leid
Why not just es tut mir leid instead of the german equivalent of pneumoultramicroscopicsilicavolcaniosis
😭
What is that btw, not duolingo right?
it's duo
Imagine everytime you wanna say sorry, instead of saying pardon me, or sorry, or soz, you say pleasedoexcusemesirforihaveinconveniencedyoubutalasitisnaughtmyfault
I do this
Naught
Esmuchoschultungdigalfo
of course i expected nothing less
Big words scare people
there's a phobia of long words called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Consume
there's people who have trypophobia who get deathly ill by seeing the bubbles in their coffee 💀
Skill issue tbh
got nerfed so hard random assortment of holes makes you scared
My only phobia is the monsters in lethal company who chase you when your back is turned
Oh you have a phobia? Get good bro
currently in a field
huh
Touching grass I presume
Had a friend who accidentally called Phasmophobia, homophobia and now we can't stop calling it that.
That's hilarious
When game announcement.. Was I trolled?
epically so
time to do some hunting
The game is delayed indefinitely as they had some legal problem with the server provider
back to the roots
Wtf new announcement!!!
so real
Omg it's true

Nuh uh
🥩

no
🥺

So close to being a red boy
wassup homie

what is GToast up to?
I love watching #⚡┇the-finals-chat discussing the marketing of the game like they're business mayors. Pointing out errors (That aren't errors but actually good marketing)
not the Briskness Mayors
I could use one of those
They're a force to be reckoned with when briskness is done
mainchat is just a bunch of demons
been saying that since I got here
they scare me
They will consume your soul without mercy
Don't spend too much time in there! You'll become one of them
soul suckers
main chat is the nicest chat in the server, they should come here more often to spread love
NO
no
when I sit in that chat I get the urge to spam Moolah sticker and random gifs
Who doesn't it's part of being in main chat
Just think of how many "when game come?" we'd get in here
I remember the day of the "war" between the Sooners and Moolah Cultists
It was beautiful! Wait I got a picture lemme find it
What's wrong with people having questions about their favorite game? Be kind! 😄
mods gave up that day and just let it happen
Nothing wrong with that but I'd rather have it in #⚡┇the-finals-chat instead of here
They should make a chat in bold letters "RELEASE DATE" only to say 
Yeah lmao, I saw the hope drain from their eyes
ah yes
One message every once in a while isn't that bad! 😇
ehhhh when the #📌┇faq exists its kinda annoying. Like thats the first place you go when you have a question.
It's ok fren, they all learn at some point
let the message pass by and continue chatting
Ok so when does the game release
Only if we get a Moolah chat too
Idk I am just very used to the process of stuff so it bothers me. Especially when I help with IT stuff and people ask why the computer isnt turning on and after you go through the whole list it turns out they never plugged it in (You asked them if it was plugged in)
The negotiating type I see? 😆
I just be hating dumb questions that a FAQ or common sense can answer
True, but you kinda get sick of it. That's why I moved to this chat. Main chat feels like it's just the repeating subjects over and over and the exact same things/answers are said over and over again
Real, I have to constantly show old people in higher positions than me the simplest computer things and they just don't get it lol
if the game isnt announced in #game-announcements then the release date is unknown. its that shrimple
I have no choice I gotta represent the Moo Church
With 200k members joining that’s pretty expected! Use whatever chat suits you best and try to help those who don’t know
Yall need a new name Moo Church doesnt roll off the tougue
Yeah, that's why I've confined myself to this chat for now! Feels much more tight-knit
We're taking suggestions 👀
It's just occurred to me that there will be a surge of new joins on launch. The server will be overrun again. We will need to take shelter when that happens...
Moosiah is good though I do like that
you guys do have some baller slang
Offtopic will be safe as usual
Yeah Sam took that name! He pretty much started the entire Moolah worshipping thing
Until someone spills the beans
Alright I be clocking out and driving home soon see you all in like 30-40mins
Good luck!
So guys, thoughts on this?
https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-crazy-cute-comb-gif-16173832
Keep that dog away from the squirrel, it looks hungry
Dog is excited
damn the chat is dead
and it's all your fault.
i was not around for couple days, didnt know it would effect his much
yeah boo we missed you.
I’m here
everyone leave, fleeni is back
hi dutchman
I lurk in the shadows
pft, this is my stinkki off topic den tyvm

I've made a nest and you can't remove me.
📸
Last I checked wolves don’t make nests but you do you boo
its only stinki cause you're here tho
You mean i’m in your den
why ur pfp is so depressing fliini
Is it
I did say den before I said nest, but I wanted to make it sound like I was a rodent, like you needed pest control to get rid of me
yeh
very much
What if I am the pest control
this sounds like some weird kind of roleplay now, pls no
Lmao
What time does the play start
It’s metaphorical
pls contunie, i wanna see more
Ayo
damn the raised eyebrows.....
Scientifically speaking, If im in your den, and i smell stinkiiness, then its coming from you, because no one can smell themselves 
your nose must suck if you think you can't smell ur own B.O
your wolf nose (if you’re not fake which i fully doubt) aren’t like us normal people
oh look at the time, ozzi has exhausted me mentally I think I need to sleep now
why i feel like u are a person got banned from here before
Took you long enough 🤧🫡
Yay, Goodnight stink well sleep tight
I am watching a show but after this epi ends I am going to sleep
goodnight!
Is it one of those mangoes
or animoo
sometimes but not today
fake news
you’re fake
dirtywolf is using mouthwash
I was gonna guess what show you’re watching but I realized I don’t know any netflix shows
I mean it’s in the name init
you are talking nonsense
yeah account created today completely normal
☝️🤓
let them be, if proven they're ban evading, we ban then
all gucci
I just created my membership. What are you talking about, loser? 😄
so cute
I go eep now fly high momo and goonight everyone except wolf brush teeth first and then goonight
How’ve you concluded I’m a loser then 😂
ducks are pretty cute but geese are demons
better
nighty night time for momo, live footage
swans as well, those mfers will chase you down just for looking at them lol
Can you be pathetic for dreaming in your mind :p
Hi
damn u toxic af, no wonder why u got banned before and had to create another account lol
never dealt with a swan, but geese do that too.. just walk by and they'll try to bite you in the ass just for existing in the same space
#teamRabbit
be nice, dude, wtf
geese are so scary
no yuck the yums
ahaha Let's see if I got banned ? you are a loser it is my old account
Yeah, I raised several. and its not even like you're close to them, they will run a football field distance to get to you and hiss at you for nothing
if i contunie this conversation, dont wanna go to the hole w you. Dont drag me, get banned somewhere else bro

I just hiss back which just kinda exacerbates things but as frequently as they do it you just run with it
Clearly that means he is superior because he called us losers 😵
i was teasing them when they were in ca ge. luckily they never saw me when they were outside lol
you are a very empty person
u saying that????? BRUH U FUNNY
you are a very empty person
trust me even if you never did that and raised them with the utmost care, they still end up being assholes
from both accounts? lol use ur time to do smt useful
oy, what's cooking
Picturing that happen is quite a comical scenario😂
Water and bread
How old are you? 6?
ass biting is real lol
These are some weak ass insults holy
good enough, I'm in
yeah cause they are cowards, they won't do it when you're watching
bro let it go, find ur fun somewhere else
I’m almost convinced you are with how sad and basic these insults are ngl
are they tho? if u walk towards them, they dont back up
so what's the topic right neow
the ones I mess with did but as soon as you try to retreat they chase
How old are you? 6?
they are just mean cobra chickens.
Mf has nothing better to do or something
is it a food?
anything is food with the right mindset
they never did it for me lol they walked towards me
If you’re brave enough

I'ma eat jimjam
i mean u can eat anything at least 1 time
I’m gonna have to stop you right there
whats jimjam
me?
Jim jam johnny jimmothy jammington jam jimmy johns jammothy jimmington johns jam johnny jim jam jimmy johns CEO
i beg your pardon?
No begging
thats what I say to my victims
can I pay with something else
thats what he said
🤨
i know this line from somewhere
Wonder where
wdym, it was sad. she didnt have money, she was poor. Poor woman
☹️
we need dirtywolf rn in this convo
Do we tho
I don't want none of this

Thank god
damn
I take coupons
Do you take airbags
hi peoples 
hello!
hello tali
I have a few airbags if you take those for payment
U GOT EM???
what am I going to do with those
hows ever1 doin! im eating sum udon noodles
Yeah I have spare ones in my stock second car
send pic pls
i should have known. get airbags for ur main car
I am watching a show and then about to nap 4ever
That sounds like unnecessary weight to me ngl
Someone back me up and tell ily airbags are unnecessary
great! I have a great coupon here...
actually they called it traffic ticket but I guess you do'nt mind, right? thank, you're an angel 
i already murdered this bowl but i will send one of my old one somewhere on here lolol
WE SHOULD HAVE A FOODIE THREAD?! @austere crag

we all love food
sure, when they come to arrest you when you haven't payed tho don't blame me
You know I was named after the greatest F1 driver there ever was, I don’t need airbags ✌️😎
whaaat, you won't pay it?
absolutely not :D
the fact he slipped his ticket to dirtywolf lol
u might be a good driver, the one crashing you might be the worst driver @rustic ravine
Well unlike in the US drivers here are actually fairly competent
can't argue with that
Doesn’t mean I won’t annoy myself at people who actually drive the speed limit but still
imma come there and hit u w a car fr
Just make sure it’s a nice looking car
nah imma hit u w the cube looking cars
Then make sure I’m not looking
I'm gonna start quoting you on that
Finally will be relieved from all the pressure of life ✌️😌
Quoting what
u do u but know that if we dont hear from you for a while we'll be sad af. u want that?
"Well unlike in the US drivers here are actually fairly competent" - fleeni. 22:01:33 (UTC) 20/11/23
I’m not gonna give in to a depressing topic like this bc the dutch honesty ain’t gonna be appreciated

try me
Not here
Hello Teet
dm me then
What up Bamboo
im hard-stuck bamboo.... boost me pls
hello Siaff | Mo-nk of the Moo Church
Thank you for using my title
great name, I took only 2 minutes writing it
And congrats on the lvl up! 
I gotchu
no more embed fails, I feel the powerrr
You'll still get embed fails in here, BUT atleast not in #⚡┇the-finals-chat
I need my name to be red already so I can embed
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Only in #⚡┇the-finals-chat
@ember stump us yellows are below rank on here 
oh ok, thank you dear Siaff | Moo-nk of the Moo Church
Damn it really took me this long to realize Rising Stars can use Embed in the finals chat. That’s wild.
but i love it here its much more calm lol
Tali, I still want that banner
This is where the cool kids hang out
except u
Woooooooow @round mirage WOOOOOOOW
I didn't say it ):
Alright I see how it is guys.
oki nap time, have fun everyone b good

siaff u are w me now lol sorry to drag u
Nono just because we're both red doesn't mean we share an opinion
goodnight!
Yellow-cists I swear
We are but we can't tell them that
u dont have a say in it. decision has been made
In before a green comes in here
I’m close to red

Sleep well Wolf! 
0-0
I’m pretty sure I’m almost one level away from it
🥺
I am back
Go away
Welcome back fren
Who is front?
as a great phylosopher once said...
I gotta go
or something like that...
bye frens 
Iyaheheheh wabaulooooolol
Don't be mean
welcome back cheese @spice thorn

Bye fren 
yeha exactly. just as i planned. you against jag too now
You're pulling all the strings
I never did anything wrong 
Thanks for the cookie 
I’m always nice to people on here
Anytime my man 
that cookie needs baking a bit longer
its just jag tho
yet :)
okay okay, that cat emoji was good enough


Bye Siaff | Moo-nk of the Moo Church 👋
Okay that was one time
I keep reading it as Jägermeister
Have a nice one Teet the fren 
That works

We forgive you 
with the receipts... there you go Siaff
Alright I quit
Nooo stay

I need a copy of the Moo Holy Book

gn eggs 
its in the Moo Church, behind glass bars
goodnight!
It's confidential only for the chosen. But I can give you a little taste ```
The Pillars of Moo: A Path to Enlightenment
To walk in the way of the Moo is to embrace the virtues that Moolah, in its silent wisdom, teaches us:
Kindness: Like the gentle touch of a soft key on a keyboard, let our words be a balm to the weary souls we encounter in our digital pilgrimage.
Patience: In the swift streams of chat, let us be the calm eddies that offer respite, understanding that even the mightiest river carves the earth not with force, but with persistence.
Preachment: With every sticker posted, we preach the gospel of Moolah, spreading the good news of fellowship and fun, a reminder that in the heart of the game, we find reasons to smile together.
The Trinity of the Moo Faith
gn
Haircut secured
Sleep well! ❤️
u in the army?
AF
Pilot?
Soon
I need to go to Moosque more often
Right now I fix the planes, soon I’ll be flying them
Awesome man! Way out of my league I only got a PPL haha. Whacha gonna fly?
It's not called Moosque it's called Moourch cus our book is the Mooble
PPl in this serv are sooned
It depends I’m working on my packet for Embry Riddle if the military will pay for at least half of that I’ll probably go straight to international cargo. But if that doesn’t work I’m gonna commission as an officer and go through the military as a pilot. I don’t get to pick what I fly but I’m expecting to graduate top of my class so I’ll most likely get thrown in an F-35 or F-22
SOON TM
If I get stuck on a cargo I PRAY for the C-5 Galaxy
Yes but moosque has mats and if I’m gonna be on my knees praising Moolah , I’d prefer padding
YALL HAVE BOOKS?
Like all the best religions
F-22 Looks way funnier even tho the F-35 is way more advanced. But A-A seems way funnier. Doing the entire practice of conserving momentum and so on
Ye I'll send you it 

okay real question, if you listenning a book through audible or somewhere else, when you talking about the book, would u phrase it as "i read a book recently..." or "i listened a book recently..."?
It’s a wack concept I wont lie 😂 I do maintenance on the F-35 so I have to know how some of the fancy hush hush stuff on it works and I’d feel way more lethal/safe in an F-35 and we’ll leave it’s capabilities at that 😂😂
"I enjoyed a book recently"
my enjoyment would be throwing them at peoples heads tbh not listening them
“I was listening to an audiobook “ or “I heard a book reading “ typically
Haha, I served in the swedish airforce and worked on the JAS-39 Gripen E and our only like "upper hand" was the cheaper price compared to the F-35 but it's not like that anymore :/ But we still beat you guys in maintenance cost by a long shot
you two better not pull a war thunder over here
👀 Can't promise anything
Do it. Good Marketing for the game
Dude we have digital torque wrenches everyone beats us in cheaper maintenance 😂 the tools and equipment we use are so ridiculously expensive
banned
I’m pretty sure my squadron has a torque wrench that costs more than most cars
We looked at the portfolio of the f-35 and just the panels for radar protection costs more than a year of maintenance of gripen haha it's crazy. But the sale price is still cheaper which is weird af
They’re pure sapphire 😂😭
It's just insane...
somebody said marketing? im ready 
They tell us if we ever see a crack in the sapphire to RUN or you’ll get instant cancer 😂
Lmao didn't know that haha, I once punctured/dented a rb-101 missiles front cone. Held it wrong when were rearming one of the planes. It's not dangerous cus it wasn't armed but holy shit I got yelled at
What did I stumble into? Why is a Monk arming planes with missiles? 🧐
My service o7
@rotund gyro my packages got lost or got returned I’m not building my stick LOL
I can only imagine 😂😂 even if I knew it was inert I’d be ready to meet God for a few seconds
moolahs are planning for world domination
One is being returned to sender so I can get it redirected, the buttons
The other one was physically scanned 4 days ago and only has had digital scans to keep up with it, I had post office check
o7
I was never worried when dealing with AA missiles and so on because they got so many safety mechanisms I was more worried about one of our AG bombs that had a propeller that you were supposed to spin to check if it's loose. The only thing is that bomb detonates after like 50 000 rotations of that propeller (It was an old one) That was nerve racking
Fuck that 😂
What he said ^
bro just spin it
We have a separate group of people whose only job is to handle the munitions
Yup, and it had scraches all over it and so on. Armed it during Aurora 23 so it was live too :/
That sounds like such a weird thing to trigger a detonation?
We don't have the man power so we get taught everything haha

Yeah US is struggling with recruiting rn so we’ve started getting taught other jobs on the flight line
The pilot sets a value it should detonate at and then releases it so it doesn't hit the ground but just above cus it's a (idk the english word but splitter bomb in swedish)
Oh I see
Increases lethality that way
It's way more productive I think cus everyone helps with everything
Yeah I agree, to be fair to they keep us so busy with these jets it’s ridiculous. EVERYTHING is documented
Yeah, it's a hazzle. But we gotta keep our pilots safe!
👀
itll be fine (trust me bro)
Thankfully I don't work with that anymore haha. It was hard trusting yourself sometimes, those compulsive thoughts are scary
Don’t blame you. I’d be the same way
i want to pew pew
then pew pew
i can't pew pew the way i want to pew pew
this or the finals...but alas....those pew pews are forbidden pew pews.
I've been doing hunt pew pew, but I'm getting bored with it.
The forbidden pews
I haven't even played arc raiders yet. Do we even know when next cb will be?
nah, just make sure you request access on steam now, so that you'll be in the pool. if I had to bet, it's either going to be around the same time the finals release, or january.
Yeah already done! Joined both the arc server and the embark playtesting grounds too. So hopefully I get access

That is a beautiful chilla you have there
Wouldn't releasing cb around the same time around the finals hurt player count?(ik that it'll be limited amount of players)
very polite chilla
i think player count isn't really something embark needs to worry about with the finals, but announcing a beta for Arc Raiders during peak Finals hype would do a lot for Arc Raiders, given how it's largely unknown.
Giving a low fiver and everything
chin-chillin
Yeah that's a fair point
Thank you Carl, it means alot 
Should've called it 
Chillin-chin
moolin
I need to get a pet cow and call it Nama Tama and a pet chicken and call it Moolah
insert chillin n killin scream gif here cuz i refuse to get no embeded
talk more 
SIR YES SIR 🫡
Does yellow not have embed?
Not in this channel
Steam servers down for anyone else?
I just got kicked from a game and people are saying steam as a whole just went down
check X/Twitter
I don’t use it 😭
Yea autumn stuff incoming

all i want for christmas is finaaaallllssss
Isn't that in like 18 hours or something
Wait steam sales are happening?
tomorrow


Im about to buy so many games with my Argentina account 
It has changed to usd just a moment ago
our new pricing in egypt kinda insane but half companies still sticking to their shit prices
🪑
The past? Mf that was just this year
har
dog
Not sure how much that is in egyptian wages but at least bg3 is good
might make my vpn egyptian
What the fuck $35 for BG3 is a steal
100% worth
plinker
i love chief keef
Blinker city
Gotta keep dinner warm
yummy
My cat is a fucking nightmare
this is now one of my fav gifs tyvm
I dont think i've ever seen this gif this long
real :(


Head empty no thoughts
lobotomy
My favorite
Bro that’s crazy
feels like yesterday
Fr so sad

Howdy doodee
fries and coke halo
Sadge
Nah, I'm free cookies & halo.


