#🥚┇off-topic
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Bruh this one is good
Im jealous
I had a A.I redraw a picture I took of myself
I'm outside your window, you forgot to turn the oven off
Damn i just have bad eye sight
Cool but ur still a nerd
okay i know this isnt what yall are talking about but does anybody else have it where one eye sees everything in a slightly different tint than the other
thank u LOL he was begging for something i’m sure
oo I wanna try that, what AI?
Yeah blue and red
You misunderstood. He meant it in a spiritual sense
I have never heard of that
No I understood but, uhh...
urcu.te
If you look at a white screen you can see it
i mean i dont think its like a condition its probably like an eye damage thing
Stop talking to me so I can focus on the important things geez
what the hell kind of question is that.
NO EMBED FAIL WHAT D:
Do u have imports things to do?
There are people with those tastes
Our powers dont work the same here 
applying for jobs
Good morning 
Like u?
I swear they ripped our gif perms yesterday
Hahahahahah I figured😂
omg who just asks someone that
Nope
Goddamnit why D:
Good luck
Ive had 7 embed fails and counting, its a hard life being mustard color 
I really don't know. Was a joke
At least we can clown on orange rank
More reason to grind, I want my powers everywhere
It's ok, the man isn't used to social interactions he didn't know
i feel you
I'm even more surprised no one intervened there
I want to feel superior with my different color role
Bruh. You are becoming more and more offensive
Wdym
Its 0° and am allready freezing
I was busy with editing a wikipedia page 💀 soz
QA
Lets all be nice and chill
That is so nsfw and so wrong I thought for sure a mod would've said something
what page 👀
Oh boi
They are sleeping
This chat is a rollercoaster
Gang.. Momo gonna pullup and punish all of us because a few of you cant take an arguement into DMs...
points at momo watching.
which style did you use I wanna match
Yeah thats off-topic for you
Look at this dog
The fantasy game something I think idk I closed it
Its going down
wait it turned me into a GIRL LMAO
Can we just not do this (I love me some low cooldown)
@austere crag im sorry 😔.
Dog🤔
cant even get a glass of water without chaos
is it in dutch 😭
afrikaans
We love u all
i was pretty close
Fr we gotta ignore the bad messages and keep it nice here so we domt have 2 minute cool down
this AI KEEPS TURNIGN ME INTO ATTRACTIVE WOMEN
This must me the African language right?
Afrikaans yes
Let me farm social points in peace
maybe you've just got attractive women inside you
maybe
How tall are you?
Afrikaans looks funny, like fries
ah yes, the singular african language
I saw that
AH
wow, it went nuts with you
what in the ai art is this
👀 something is wrong
5'11
JUMPSCARE WARNING
Im very uncultured so idk 😂 probably is south african specifically
I can fix her
ok sis 
Wad da heeeyllllllll
ya'll having fun
Respect for not lying
Yeah
at least mine looks like me I think

I do not. I am limited in this server

for what?
how come so
For being a bad boy
He broke the rule
gremlins being gremlins
Yo…
afrikaans is like a an altered form of dutch brought to countries like south africa pretty sure
If you don't look closely, it's still the kind with bare
Maybe u need to clarify u didnt mean what you meant with the animal thing
So close to 6 foot
Thought so too ye, u dutch aswell?
ah i see
You saw nothing
It was a joke
make sure to be well-hydrated
skill issue
I have my tea
Agree
Ah poor choice for a joke then😂 it is what it is
oh me? fuck no lol. i had a dutch friend who spent a long time explaining it to me though
the extra inch went somewhere else 😏 (my brain)
skill issued by mod 
Agree
Ahhh gotchu
Probably

@night musk which ai thing u used on fotor? also which style?
Who dosent like a long brain😳
Sometimes you have to round up
I answered dat like 5 secs ago uhh... fantasy game cahracter I think idk I closed it
@austere crag HENLO
ok I'm beginning to think it's not the AI's fault and I just look like a hot woman, I used the american comic setting which SPECIFICALLY has a handsome dude and it still turned me into a chick
@austere crag good morning
114514
There is nothing more instructive
LOL
We all have a woman inside us
You must accept your new identity as a woman
Not me
Don't be shy
Now now
How can a woman be inside?
You are written by a woman💅
I don't see any fantasy game character option 
I forgot already it was just a spur of the moment thing lol
Ayo pause
I could answer, but I can't
Why not
imagine a real game character
Obvious response from a soldier xD
Its more like he shouldnt answer
I'ma make a side by side
OMG VIBING WITH THE HOMIE
Spiritually
Nobody appreciates me
Send this man to the Navy immediately
hewooo
How ur day is going momo?
How are you this morning
hewo yasine!
This man top 800 of his squadron, he got the whole world covered
im good! and u?
hot
heat wave killing me
open your fridge
What heat
heat wave? its fall (in most the world) isnt it
Howdy Hey Hi everyone, hope we’re all doing well
Still sick and running slow today
Heat wave??? What country do u live?
You live on the equator by chance?
It's cold out here
It's bad
I just opened my fridge and found toast there, are you stalking me
northern hemisphere, yeah, it's fall; southern hemisphere it's spring

pls rest and get better soon! 
Are u australian?
yes
thank god no or else i would've already melted
oi momo howdy
Jealous, i want a heat wave rn too
hewo ozzi
Feeling better than the weekend so I am hoping to be back in action next week at the latest
Ur insane
good, im glad! :3 speedy recovery, my dude!
Nah the Netherlands is cold rn, i miss the sun so badly. Our whole summer was filled with clouds
you were supposed to reply in Australian but i will take that 
wait momo is aussie? 👀
no, from ZA
toast
butter
@austere crag Random question, for the #🌟┇videos-content channel, how exactly does someone get permission to post links and stuff to their own videos in there? I plan on streaming this game on Twitch and making videos on YouTube when it comes out and was wondering how I’d go about getting permission to post in there.
No way that momo is from south africa
Bacon
jam
Hammer
In the first weeks of September they told me that it was hot as hell in Netherlands
Content creators program is currently closed, currently no way to get permissions for it.
theory
Gotcha. Thanks, just wondering
I prefer winter btw
ideology
no u
Keep an eye on #server-announcements and hopefully it'll be back in the future 
Yes, me
Heat miser fans stay losing
Goodnight everyone see yall tomorrow
Just 1 good week… I remember this bcs in september university started and I couldn’t enjoy the only good week in my summer. So im aching for sun. Usually you can find me 24/7 on the beach if the wheather allows
Gnight, I'm literally starting my day
Goodnight I hope you dream of the finals
the clannel is closed for now, so no way to post there 
💖
Yeah Luke told me. Hopefully I’ll be able to catch it when it’s open again though.


Spam Allert
It’d be cool if u could have a pet like in mmorpg’s in the form of a namatama
Yo yo
ban anything the finals related in this shat
Uh oh you dropped your nurgets

we don't mention that game here.
this is safe-space from that. a place to come clean and reach inner peace.
I am hungry even if it isnt real nuggets gimme some
Then you have to be banned bcs ur related to the finals🧍🏻
agreed I come here to escape the finals, why should I be subject to it eve nhere
Because its a finals server …
this is off-topic so any talk of the finals should be banned because that's on topic


we don't mention that gane here. this is a safe-space from that. A PLACE TO COME CLEAN AND REACH INNER PEACE.
Enjoy those nuggets…theres definitely nothing suspicious about them…
Rehab channel
They’re laced aren’t they
Definitely nothing …said by a moo abolitionist…
I MADE THEM WITH MOOLAH MEAT HAHAHAHA 
insanity
I’m calling the cops
how do you even make cow nuggets
I could explain but there are some Moo lovers here so it would be rude
would that not just be deep fried cow meat
🗡️
It's worth trying
Fried chicken be bussin
Im jealous of muricans who have fried chicken shops
Have you had it with waffles????
I did not mean to put that in this window lol
I saw what you deleted 👀
Waffles with fried chicken? Nahhh we only have kfc in the Netherlands and thats it
I didnt what was it
Understood 🫂
It was horrible
But that seems like an odd combination tbf 😂
@night musk confirm?
yeah, untold horrors
Man aint no simp LOL, I appreciate that
Ooooohhh man chicken and waffles is something else. You either love it or hate it completely
post it again
Nah bro I'm already set lol
You still put syrup over it like regular waffles btw
Damn I do need to try this tho..
It was a fortnite victory royal screenshot
where you at homie, wher emy sandwich 
I've enver actually done it had the chance to
@night musk dont post it again
lol I won't don't worry
If you like sweet and salty combinations you will like it
It was trying to drag it to a dm
I dont want to see the male species turn rampant because of a silly picture in this chat
I dont want to see the horrors
who in yuour dms wants to see a fortnite victory ss? you should probs delet them for your mental health
I dont know if I like the combi but I atleast like both waffles and fried chicken on another level hahah
The horrors of the male mind
For real a victory royal screenshot was the worst thing you coulda posted
someone in the modship gonna rat me out
Truly a sad thing, some things in life are undeservedly idolized
"What the hell is this and why was it deleted?"
Wait they can see deleted images?
yeah
its still in yah bum
That’s creepy
Good to know…
i will starve now thank you 
They can see everything that gets deleted in mod logs
Poor mods
Posts worst fortnite dub, asked to leave offtopic
Thats a blessing and a curse
Deserved
What i miss?
nothing
Yeah fr why the HELL would you post a fortnite victory in here
Me
🫶
Liar
aight now I don't beleive it was a fortnite victory @night musk explain yourself
Utah sunsets be wildin
it wasn't really that but thats the story we're gonna go with
Well now you screwed up didnt you
everyone clown emote wolf until they out themselves
why is there a hidden #🪁┇off-topic-media and #🎨┇off-topic-art channel?
What i miss
what you mean hidden
I will not join organized booli towards my friend 
#🏓┇other-games here
Because they haven't opened them yet
🥹
You need to select the roles silly
but it'd be funny
Okay okay I saved the screenshot right here
nuh uh
....
Send it
No dont send it
dirty rn 
fail
Embed fail
Nothing worth seeing
bullying is not fun 
that looks so fuckin virusy
bruh it was a picture of a victory royal why it send bad?
Embed broke so hard it became a virus
lol
Really?
yeah idk how to prove it to without sending another jank ass file
Agree. Only the funny and innocent one fits
It was a picture of a virus
yeah, sure why not
I want know what is it
ok for some reason i can enter the channel if i click on the # but its not in the list on the side
😢
so you agree using the clown emote is bullying, I for one would liek it banned
Maaan my perfect stupid joke is ruined now
u need to select the channels here sonny id:customize
LMAO
figured it out
it's bullying cause you're telling other people to do it for you
I can tell when master chief is on because I get soyjak'd
thanks grandpa
What happened to him?
this is why we love @paper hearth
you’ve reacted to your own message with the clown emoji, you’ve really changed

i was your dad yesterday, i am getting so old 😔
you're right 😦 I'm sorry @night musk for asking people to use the clown emote you, that was out of turn
im so sick
Why
idk woke up feeling badº
I'm sorry for u
i need a ozpuze drink to make me feel better
Go to sleep and wake up in a few hours. It all goes away
nothing hurts more than the emptiness the finals left in me
change your pfp, it look like a soyjak 
Ik sorry for u
Today I am the clown, for clown emoting another in cold blood. I deserve the clown emote.

<3
Happy to hear it

that's literally everyday
How can I get the Norak soyjack emoji
They look nothing alike
Nitro
I know but I need the server
my xd
Good question
I want to norak spam people when they get weird wait that sound bad
Blud has its server rank on its name like its competitive
What's up buddy?
There's actually 2 servers, one is my personal the other is a server for a community game that's similar to League/DotA LMAO
Yeah


Whinis blud?

Are you calling me a monkey?
Is it possible I could join and do absolutely nothing except use the norak emote
Norjak emote kinda goes hard
it is one of my favorites games, so you’re the best
Abcdefg

Thx man
Discord link on there my brother in NorakJak
Calm down, dont get too excited
About what
hijkmnlop
Illiterate entered the chat
Tf
your abc’s
Frink man its not working on mobile
Why?
can we add nerd emoji to the list of banned reactions .
Why

Cuz
no clown or nerd
because
your pfp kind of looks like a happy version of hugh jackman
These are old
Because?

incoherent
Why?
you were asked a very intellectual question earlier today
Made the mistake of giving my email information to the wrong company and now I'm getting Romanian bank emails
Damn
Ozzi comes out of the woodwork
How dare you guys nerd emoji Satire, after everything they've done for this community. I'm seen some shit in my years but never have I seen such a cannibalism of the values that uphold our little community. This is appalling. Muscle react if you agree.

🍿
The time has come to clarify ourselves and put an end to our toxic relationship
back to your den stinkii wolf
if I go you're coming with me
U guys are into a relationship?
Thank you. I’m glad there’s someone here brave enough to stand up to these reactions. I was scared before but since you’ve entered the server I can feel a shift in the battle of righteousness.
Yes
There's banned reactions?
The guy is actually a fallen off comedian
Relationship? Ew

chat is this real
still reminds me of hugh jackman
@hushed coral Can I ask how the hell you got your own emote in that server?
Nitro, he pay
I was a bit infamous in that server LMAO

Oh well, when you see dutch tag me
Norjak
Oh god what did you do 
Aussies got that rep
Lol
no you’re going alone
I want be red
I HATE that I'm actually startign to see a minor resemblence
I want to play certain fps with lots of destruction
As soon as you see something of yourself in an internet meme its over
Im a bit of a troll
stinkii manga
I don't care
I care
Stinkii Ozzi
idk I was just living my life
m i n o r

The norak incident of 1984
m i n o r RESEMBLENCE*
Hello kitty
there have been many incidents
m i n o r RESEMBLANCE
Why my hands so damn cold holy FUCK
You scare me
The Norjak occasion shall not be forgotten
Put them in your pocket
Get those electric hand warmers
it just keeps getting weirder
And then just sit there like 🧘
how they gonna type
With Google's voice thing

How are you Fleeni
Off wbu

Cheese 🧀
What's up
Ozzi is the biggest stinkii here
Have we gotten to the point where we don't know what to write and spam?
Green like fart

Cheese
ok "dirty" wolf
Dirty inside
you clearly don’t have an air fryer
Have you looked at dexter's elysium where it just says "fromage" by any chance?
DirtyMinded
God it's fucking hilarious just seeing my emoji randomly popping up
and smelly too
how you know? you sniffing me? you weirdo
Norak Core
Chheeeeeeeessseeeee
baguette
Ayo
Oui ?
Oui Oui

still sick an just getting through the day
Comment ça va?
Get better soon g
va ?*
salut, qu'as-tu mangé aujourd'hui ?
now we just need a small army of people joining that discord so the emote can pop up all hours of the day and leave my enemies confused and in disarray
look here little crumpets, its english here.
Stop, french
So very formal
Ça va bien?
Cease thy french stench
non english is BANNED in this server I will REPORT you
Wait guys
Guerrilla Norak tactics
We only speak the queens english here
You said "non" and it is French. Ban time.
Chill

No frenchlings around...
mag knee feak
That's great
When I get gif perms here I will make sure to send unwanted things
you've betrayed yourself
I can speak English, french Italian and a bit Spanish
Oo lah lah oui
Like what
And Japanese
Your English is good but its a bit wonky in some areas
Ofc
is this a joke
I hope so
You are English is but good
No, this is patrick
Bro...
I don't kiss people who mix up your/you're and than/then AND HAVE/OF
Sis🤓
You're loss
It's the same
Your mean
English is not my native language
Your weirdos
Tell them
they’re their and there
useless caption
Than I guess your to (this hurt typing and making this many errors in a 5 word sentence)
Your pretty uncool for that one than
super original and unpredictable
I know because I used both instead of just one
U are not murican?
Mixing your and you’re is wild
what about alot/a lot, apart/ a part, at least/atleast
Uk?
He is from fairyland where wooden shoes clack
You could of used all three of them, but than I guess your not illiterate enough
@shrewd estuary pls see this
I didn't see the edit
I also skipped the comma, messup up then with than, and ended with the wrong "to"
For whatever reason it changed it to you're I need to change the dictionary back, ever since I used pokemon bot
i feel like thats an intentional choice most the time
I see alot a lot but not the other ones
Aujourd'hui, je marchais lorsqu'un camion m'a heurté. Je me suis réveillé à l'hôpital, avec une jambe cassée, puis je suis rentré chez moi et j'ai mangé une baguette et une omelette au fromage
Mandem don't mess round init
aight I sleep now, goodnight fellow degenerates
It hurt my sould ngl
Dude speaking like it's the 60's
Lol
We aren't in the 60?
i always see people confusing apart & a part even tho they have opposite meanings LOL or combining at & least to form a fake word
THANK U a very good addition
Cease france
Goodnight I will continue Norjack spamming
I make none of those mistakes 
You want a cookie
Ur wooden shoes must be old by now, care to carve another one?
no
To what? Why are we forced to have so few emojis and stickers here? Actually add some stuff 
Y not
Can i speak french?
if cease france, we no longer have france to make fun of
who had the nerd egg, that one was rly good too
If you make it yourself
Wait as time goes by does nama slowly become a chicken? Since moolah is a full fledged cow?
True
Literally number one priority @shrewd estuary
Ok boomer 
I don't usually make sweets, mostly bake bread.
YESS that is gold
yes i go boom at random times of the day
I couldn't decide on a pair of them the other day remember, still haven't ordered any
what’s my emoji doing here
ADD IT OR ELSE
Baguette car
i saved it

U bake?
else
Yes, who doesn't
oh ok i allow cuz ducc anyone else would be ded
Im stealing it
U must carve them out of an oak tree or smt @rustic ravine
Uh me that's cool af tho
Citrus
Whomst does not
yeet this weeb
sowy didnt know it shouldnt be shared 
none of the staff reacted with a laugh im actually getting banned over this
IT'S FPS I CANT I GET SICK 
AH FUCK NO
Well no
😂😂😂 the one jinko sent reminded me of this one
Stop sharing personal information of me
oh, I didn't mean that in a bad way, but thanks, I don't do anything special, I think making uhhh croissants were the hardest thing I've ever made.
#savejinko
It was nice knowing you
BREAKING: Ambark studio Community Manager "momo", head of The Finals' community, says he "hates FPS games" and that "they make him sick to his stomach"
Ambark 
I lost respecc for momo 😦
Where's the news part or are you just breaking things?
And with that you've lost the respecc of the rest of the community
also, we shouldn't post kissy kissy gifs, hand holding might be ok
Oh noes. What about The Finals?
This is cute af
hand holding out of wedlock??.... that's
unfortunately..............
i did raise the fov, and it helped delay the sick, but yeah
qui est Momo? Le plus grand modérateur Discord de tous les temps.
What about this kinda gif
Send me some croissants yeyeye they go hard
yeah, no it took like 2 days to make them... nevah again
What's this about no kissy gifs... Unacceptable
Among us
Kissing is Haram in this discord
not everyone can have kissy kissy they be sad no make people sad
I think I'll stick to cow skin or fabric
Horror
also cooties exist yuuuuccckkkyyyy
say the what now
Have people not been properly educated on cooties?!
All I'm hearing is croissant party at your place for the whole server
yo someone’s making us all croissants?
Wolf is
Your neck 
damn
@lyric wadi
Yes
Croissants? Give me a Burger
In a purely friendly way
no, no you're going to prison now
Are you ignoring me on purpose?

Migrate to america for that
She knows I am French and she did not ask me, she clearly hates me so no
Hello?
This goes hard ngl
omg bestie @night musk thank u so much
wait thank u @lyric wadi ?? or @raw vault i’m getting mixed signals
Ah ah ah
repent you little gremlin
for what, I just came back
I can make them croissants
Give me croissant
He knows how to cook everything obviously
haha french food
the croissant party you’re throwing??
@austere crag you dont play FPS games so did you even get the lfd2 joke gif I sent
Only the things that are good
where is the gif with the eagle shooting burgers? that one goes hard
i’ll take it
good you can take over then
I just learned that I am 
U love me?
Daily fromage moment
i played it but i would then be sick so
I love all people so if ur apart of people then yes
So you know some enemies are called boomers and they explode :stonk:
this is the america we all want
He mean in romantic way
Strange answer
🫡 just buy me the butter
oooooooooooooooooo i didn't know their names i just went pew pew pew run run pew pew run pew die
in this economy
I made you delete my GIF tho, I now have a history with the moderation staff, Embark blacklisted me nooooooooo
There is no eros love from me to anyone here no
you're getting the america from Idiocracy take it or leave it.
what’s america i only know 🦅
me when momo deletes my yuri weeb gif
wait I think yuri is not that
Well u can buy it from any economy you want really xD
So are you friendzoning me?
no kissy kissy
Friendzone is a myth
I forgot the name it's not yuri that's for boys
heading to canada so i can use monopoly money
And I'm a legend in your book
What is that link title 💀
leeeeeeeeeeeeeets not discuss that
It's a gif
I would not dare 
Mhm
Think ur doing just fine not being a legend i think
So I'm more than a friend to you?
no
I have not played enough league of legend noo
Less than a friend?
yes
There is no friendzone, you will never speak to them again
So sad
Very sad
i prefer to not show this to arab man :)
What
Why would wizard do this
I know why
consult the graph
shhhh
not ok
Really?
I am cruel 
unfortunately.
Yes
It is not often that someone randomly says something racist out of the blue tho
@austere crag racism?
Wow
What
dude
I know what you deleted 💀
🤔
It's a joke
"Randomly racist." you're welcome.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a bad joke
really?
jokes are funny, that was not
I know what @night musk did in 1995
I wish I understood your language
😦
Was born?
Repent
3000 graves
Too bad for u comedy is subjective then isn't it, shit happens 🤷
Am I a joke to you? 
Yes
jokes at the expense of others = bullying
Damn that's a low bar
do u have a punchline?
You wanna hear a joke? Knock, knock joke... whos there.. not your riot shield cause they took it out of the finals!
Damn, it's sick
Well that was the punchline
no u are friend
bullying = stinkii, (except the british, french, americans)
As an american I agree with this
Literally bullying 🚔
The French love being bullied

@austere crag THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!! IT WAS ONE BAD COMMENT
PLESE
Luckily I'm none of them

But you said jokes are funny and then you say I'm not a joke 
I need to take a nap.
What happened?
So you aren't funny i guess, rip

not fair is me having to keep an eye on y'all all day cuz stuff like that slips
Fair
They posted another fortnite pic
dont be goobers, and don't think deleting something will cover it up
Those sync issues again
Crazy people
Animal Not Person
Not fortnite
I Will be banned?
ANP
Are you banned right now
Yes
Hi queens 💅
How are you today Spooky
Me when I snitch with message screenshot, message ID, user profile screenshot, user ID and context 
30 second slowmode
😭 



Im a king
Same
its easy, make me a mod I ban everyone rn 
bro swearing on getting banned

They want ban me
Not anymore
@spice thorn so fucking tired and it's so boring in the office


Take the L
Leave Office
What do u mean "not anymore"?
wot?
can you do it with
i wanna see
Time for a 30 minute shit break
i don’t have ur emoji bestie
I forgor 🤝
Why would I sit on the cold toilet when I can sit in my warm solo office? Silly guy
don’t take screenshots of your client (if yk yk)
?????
And I have to sit here with a bunch of guys that chat about the woman they saw at the bar last night
wot
L open office
Did one of them go and talk to her at least ?
me all the time
Guys, things are getting worse
Open cubicle L
Average workplace L
Obviously not lol, otherwise they wouldn't talk about her
L office
Nah they are hyper nerds
I talk about the girls i talk to with my friends don't think that's how it works
L
Meh it would be more fun if one of them did talk to her then get to share it
shut
Who
I am sitting next to a woman in the metro, how do i talk to her 🤔
Scream
Don't do it

Me?
😔 no they will think i am crazy which is true
Ask her if she's seen your schizophrenia medication anywhere
Release when?
Hi, today the weather is beautiful, right?
💀 if she says yes she is the weird one
Yesterday
Then try the bad weather version
she going to take you home and chop you up
Bet
They're illegal in here
U can do it
Deuch?
peace out nerds 🫂
adios

Not too bad of an option
Asta la vista
peace out bro
Tough day?
relaese im hungry af must playing fortinte nb :/ help me
nah it's doing alright dont worry 
Just play at something more nicer
We don't talk about fortnite here

What, do you want to play Fortnite?
almost had someone crash into me if I wouldn't have stopped at a green light lol
Floridians smh
the final beta bro back to time or skip future
i hate everyone on the road >:(
Why
I guess ill skip future
Because nobody can be trusted to drive properly these days
byebye
What about me
ppl going around in murder boxes doing everything in their power to not follow road laws
Never seen u drive in my life
The drivers are the problem, not the people crossing
Drivers, not pedestrians
like almost all drivers will agree that the speed limit's just a suggestion and that you should be going slightly faster than it
I be goin 105MPH on the daily
im not sure what happened but that guy must have full blown run the red light. my traffic light was turning green, I still had to kick into the first gear and then was about to pass the intersection as I saw someone coming from left, I stopped then and was totally confused at first
Don't let me catch you slackin in the left lane
hit-and-run driver
glad you’re safe :( it’s way too easy to get a license
only run, never hit
Exactly bro when I was learning how to drive my dad kept saying follow the exact speed limit but everyone around me was driving above so I felt like I was being shitty. I guess it worked tho cause I passed with one mistake
Criminal
My record is clean though...
:0
Speed limit is always 10mph more than posted speed
I just enjoy getting places what can I say

I got sideswiped by a chick crossing 3 lanes at once and she didn't have insurance 🤦
i always heard "follow the flow of traffic" a lot which i think is accurate cause if youre going faster/slower (regardless of which) than most youre gonna cause issues
it's just so frickin insane to me that car deaths are one of the most common types and everyone breaking the speed limit is saying "well i'd never accidentally hit someone" lmfao
Lmao that sounds like the average american driver alright
Skill issue on her part
its probably cause car crashes are so lethal 💀
I bluffed about having a dashcam and she folded

the dashcam bluff is wild
That's risky af 😭
for the pedestrian, the driver's probs gonna b fine a lot of the time, cars are designed to keep u safe after all
I have a 100 dollar one and I've just been too lazy to install it
💀
Viofo or something like that
u should, could save u
bro owns it and will install in after a crash to prove a point
Crush
hes just on the side of the road mounting the camera while hes in the ditch so he can use it as leverage to get insurance info
thats a crazy statement to me idk
Wouldn't u have to show the footage tho
Fake dashcam prop is crazy
cars are designed to be as safe as possible in the event of the crash for the driver
I just realized the degree I want has a 40% graduation rate
only in court.. the footage doesnt matter if they dont argue
Better to be safe than sorry tho no?
I mean it's quite expensive here :D
in total you pay like 1.500€ - 3.000€ here depending on how many lessons you need and if you pass the test on the first try or if you gotta repeat, also the driving tests examiner are very strict; no one drives as strict as in the practical exam, it's pretty hilarious
oh for sure thats why its a joke
By the time they admitted fault you won't even need to, only time you don't let them know you have dashcam footage is when you actually have one
Good lord, it’s free here. Just pay $20 for the license when you pass
European standards for driving are so much higher than necessary but damn do they work (usually)
or 
cars are designed to pass safety tests, no more, no less
as it should be, a lot of power driving a vehicle
too much for the type of people that are commonly on the roads -_-
The tiktok generation is gonna kill us all on the road
Oh for sure yep

Assuming they have the attention span to get their license in the first place
Car on a car
Cali will find a way
get out of the left lane if your going the speed limit or below some people have brains that work
I hate it here
Mine don't even have air bags anymore lowkey 😭 we gucci tho we don't crash
Funny thing is they immediately move over when they see a cop, they know they are holding up traffic and dgaf
all the ppl commiting vehicular manslaughter had brains too ¯_(ツ)_/¯

🚙
just driving
Cop, driving, pedastiana, gucci
Driving is a good topic?
no many of those people tend to switch lanes a lot and many even drink, i just stay in the left lane and go fast so people don’t have to wait behind me 😂
driving yes, manslaughter and stuff, no
I keep missing this kinda stuff

Idk where manslaughter came from
Morning, afternoon and evening all
Car crash ❌ Car ✅
can this chat be normal for 2 minutes 
Gm 
We can all become obnoxious bikers and clog the roads
Hope everyone is well
dog
This is why we like tiny fast cars
Fiat 500 💀
ayo
those absolutely always turn into toxic wastelands
Cat > dog
In what world would that be a remotely decent idea
they’re gonna get the chat cd up
Not even sure how that passed through automod
Agree
UR GONNA GET THE CHAT SLOWDOWN INCREASED
But no for obvious reasons
What I miss again tf





