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I built this god tier goo bridge lol
Crazy
Ghillie confirmed spent days on heavy
bro knows how to goo
I wanna see someone create art with the goo gun
always been like it, the crowd mentality is that valve sucks and no one tries to research against it
Ok but what if there is a team that is ass and you want them to be your final team so you fight everyone but that team when you are first so you have an easy win
Reminds me of friday night
nahhhh whaaaa wdymmmmmmm
Eyo pause
Ngl, in regards of AC I prefer Vanguard, at first I was against but man, it's working ๐ฎโ๐จ
looks cool
Donโt Blame Him ๐ซก
free W box lol
ye it sucks
thats why valo is better for comp, the lack of community support really makes the game repetitive and stale
just put it on jumppad
Read the name or see outfit they wear or even what class their running
no it was stuck floating whole game
When gets teh server online
yo wait i can finally post my drip
๐
Or turn on colors because thatโs way easier
Never itโs gone. Never gonna happen again โน๏ธ
Thats why we are waiting for

or kill em all
legit god tier goo wall to hold this site, have had so many people fall off the map with this
I'm just saying why he would doesn't meaning i don't have them on
Still aimed for 2023
REPOST AAAAAAAA
@orchid niche
ghillie really knows how to goo all over the cashout
They actually delay it an hour everytime someone asks
just hook and get behind ya, watch out
but there are gaps
i'm waiting for that game breaking goos outside the map that you can kill through walls using the grappling hook 
iโm joking
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ghillie been practicing gooing since he hit puberty
Just 1 pyro nade
@vagrant vapor ๐๐๐๐๐
No
dawg you cant say this
๐
bruh this is like one of the only pics i have of the finals
Say what ๐งโ๐ฆฏ
Go to sleep
i love being suspended cause the game didnt wanna load
yk its gonna happen, no one had time to research deep into it
Iโve been asleep and woke up after sleeping 6 hours
For me, his bug is when he officially releases it
Anyone have those matches where the vault gets stuck in the floor so people just kill each other until the time limit ends ๐ญ
Most of u have school tomorrow
No u
legit question, what was yalls level when beta ended, mine was 40
I only have thumbnails bruv...
Diamond
when is the game lauching
Itโs still on track for 2023
my bad I meant level
they need to fuel the engine to launch , oil is expensive, maybe december
40
40 and diamond 1
15, but i started hella late. I think i had like 13.6 hours in the game
nice flex guys
wish I hit diamond, was close and fumbled
rank had too many cheaters in my region
Sadge
i never played ranked
almost none in mine
I still needed like 1000 exp for the last battle pass tier and then the beta closed ๐
This is on unreal engine right? So if I still have the game files could I load the models in for screenshots and skin review type stuff? ๐
I hit diamond the same day the beta was gonna end so i just deleted the game when i hit diamond ๐ญ
rough one man
I didn't play ranked and by the time I realized you get a skin for diamond the beta was over
the only other screenshot i have of the finals
Same
I was absolutely fried from playing ranked with randoms
I hit it like 2 days before
Europe: #1166780331706286091
North America: #1166780358046527549
Asia: #1166780406503325729
smexy egg leg
R.i.p
I didn't know about ob until yday ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I only started grinding for it like a day before the beta ended
i started the day it cam out
No ๐ก
Lucky u
they gotta stop with the tight ass pants dud they are so ugly
Nahh wym heavy got cakeeee
Time for a fit check
I think i got about a 30-40% winrate for ranked
Coral, has anyone seen my boi coral!
I was rocking them techwear pants until the end
Pokimane
Lmao
baggy stuff would go hard
Gonna have to delete that fit now ty
i think I won 1 in 20 games
medium got cake too
You are welcome
Medium was my favorite class
give me some luck
Rough ๐ญ
This became the dripchat official
Light was my fav, until I got to ranked
Yezzur
Iโll show you a fit check on Team Fortress 2 Tomorrow ๐ซก
that will be 15 dabloons
yessiirrrr
you gotta share your drip somewhere
Fr we rate drip here now
Didn't that chat get put in stasis?
noone carry me, so I had to do it myself
I got no screenshots of the drip
yeah
Felt
rip man :(
give me sale
No one carry me either
Yep
no
You should have carry me man
a lof of the shirts makes the guy look like a stripper
Cause why not
Nah yo Fr this game low-key horror game tho, walking into a vault room and u got the team with triple heavies ๐
When game releases iโd be down
Same, i didn't look at the discord until the beta died or else i would have
do it
tight ass clothes
Add me and remind me this game exists when it releases in 4 years
Now thats a winning team
we did indeed win
best emote was the chair
I will forget this convo in a day
Heavy kinda looks weird in those outfits ngl
Its sad watching your lights push triple heavy alone
Oh
To bad it was over-rated af
Only if I'll remember it, I'll ping you here when it release
Bro that hp bar goes away faster than the beta
I always run triple turrets triple APS devices
nothing more menacing than the whole squad with the chair
FR ๐
Yay
U clearly didn't face the bat with 2 healers behind
I havenโt seen this done but can you imagine triple turrets on a single prop and rushing objective
good
Do u realize the fear when Ur being chased by chubby with a bat and 2 healers on him
no im glad i didnt

I had to fight a team of 3 mediums all with the ak and turrets and it was very dangerous ๐ญ
Borderline tape.... replace the with and r
asia region got too many hackers
i was a sledge with 2 healers <3
pistlo abuser spoted
Bruh
Bro took a gallon to process the situation
Objective was scary when i faced those ๐
that was early on okay, beginning beta
i bow up this bridge every game
excuses
sinner
the amount of panik the turrent gives is crazy
when I got into ranked plat/diamond I legit only played heavy/med heavy meta too op
Light pistol slaps tho
I think you played against me ๐
My in game name is fox so if thats familiar ๐ญ
won so many ranked games in a row triple mmm turrets
Bro the triple thropy and turret squad
cant wait for the uberchain mediums
No way bruh ๐ญ. The turret turbulence is fr powerful though
Yes that is me hahahaha
turret users when rpg (i blew cashout to the floor below turret)
aps works through floors for some reason, you cant
They need a 4th class called Bob the builder to repair the buildings that get ran thru by chubs
I don't think I'll ever recover from not knowing the diamond akm existed until it was too late
i grinded the last 2 days to hit diamond
totally balanced and W setup for ranked
It's okay we can cry together
Truly traumatized broken and depressed forever
can aps deny an rpg?
I wouldn't have ever gotten it, so im cool with it lol
Good question
c4
it can
the trauma
yes, also grenade launchers. i have a lcip of just placing an aps mid 1v1 against a grenade launcher and he couldnt do anything
wth
i think it destroys c4's too
it does
he deserved it
sledge hammer
how is this not a backstab i was so mad
Yeah so the triple turret triple aps was really busted lol
yeah grenade launchers, saw it but didn't know it works on rpg. dang
thats what you get for using knife
Are swords really broken or was it just me?
Love fighting this ๐
yea they should add like an indicator if it was a backstab or not
Nothing hipfiring an AKM wouldn't fix
Them halo kids are annoying tho, the invis sword
a diff animation or somethin
holdup I got a clip killing someone by tbagging them
only people who complain about knife are low elo players
Eyo what
The setup I use
you need skill to use the dagger tho
bro has that mission impossible setup
Saying the cake too much?
just use hammer (funny bonk)
this dagger skin is so clean
yeah shame i wont have it on release
im fully cashing out on this game \๐ค
That's a buttstab
haha maybe i will too. Which is coming from someone that spent 0$ on cosmetics ever
I'm so cheesed igotno clips
The Tbag is the best weapon frfr
๐
I am in college so ๐ I have $25
welp im someone that has csgo skins (we are the opposite)
No shot, bro was shakiing
no fr
stun effect n shit
I'm sobbing ๐ญ ๐
This guy legit got scared and hopped off
That's me when I ask a girl out ๐
this is so funny everytime i can do it
Where can I download the game?
wait lemme find my perfectly looped backstab gif
when*
xhamster
softonic fr
No game rn
Activision website
lemonparty dot com
Fitgirl repacks
on epic games
Meatspindotcom
you guys are so funny
NOOO DONT REMIND ME OF LEMONPARTY
poor guy just wanted to play the game lol
this tbh
@slow crane
Is it sad idk what lemon party is
I was the only decent answer
Also when you stand next to a heavy with a Grenade launcher and they miss everything ๐ญ
its good you should stay that way
yes ๐ญ
U got me curious
btw fun fact, these barrels cannot be broken by shooting them and you cant just bump them, pretty solid if you dont got goo
Will I regret my decisions?
isnt it addicting to watch
i always goo
Halo meets the finals
who defaq you posting gifs bruv
I have done it ๐ซก
heavies cant finish no goo november โ
my clip is under the last one
It's a canon moment
Ghliie can confirm
I also like to use jump pads to block those vents
can confirm
๐
yeah ofc ofc or zip lines
never tried using the zips
Jumpad under a roof opening is prime
the horror
anywaysssssssssssssssssssssssssssss time to sleep, its good for you. All yall that stayed on aswell goto sleep you need it
gn
Gn pookie
he WONT stop comin with the goo
Sleep Well ๐ซก
goodnight pookie 
he actually came at me which blocked the exit, couldnt nope out
I should follow suit. Gn yall
Bro was gooing you ๐ญ
gn
Ya same yo, gn y'all, keep the withdrawals to a minimum
you can sleep when you're dead
Sleepwell
request to make Goo grenates to put fire off not to increase fire

๐
nah goo being flammable is its only counter
i will only sleep when i can play the finals
i almost goo myself
what
But its NNN
i gooed all over the cashout and i cant stop
No gooing until the finals drops again
He said almost
Not happening soon. You could die from not getting sleep before then
commit coin
SO BE ITTTTTT
hmmm I would seek out the nearness mental health professional if needed
NNN is for boys, real men takes up on DDD
๐
Taking a plane to enhance my ddd ๐ช๐ป
It doesn't matter no health professional can get us the finals faster ๐
so real
Finally the Finals Febuary
I'm gonna apply at embark so I can help them finish this game faster ๐ฃ๏ธ
when you at the finals and finalin and shit
Do you know the unreal engine?
Once I get to play the finals again I'm gonna final all over the place
buy the company
8 finallion players worldwide
just get in and turn on the beta servers
isnt it used in those new electric cars?
Yessir
Then go for it ๐ซก
Smart idea
rip
Boo-womp 
Lets Think ๐ค
About what ๐ค
Good For you btw.
The Finals Development Delay Decisions ๐ฉ xd
dude with the sexy girls pfps 
embed fail
i have embed perms what
Lmao

u need to be qualified for that
like waifu
no embedded perms for you my friend
i just pissed so many people offin #โกโthe-finals-chat ๐ญ
mfw i can download the gif and post it but cant embed it smh
you can add in files so gifs work
I can't sleep I keep hearing the boink
Why would you lie to the poor souls
that sounds like a normal thing
Are you an enemy of the people foxx?
Kick them while they're down
favorite activity of mine is spreading misinformation online
kill them while they are dead
Wilding
Damn man thats cruel
Fake release date #18835
too bad no one is asking about the release date i was liemaxxing the entire night yesterday
i would like to see heavy rocket jumping with his rpg
i would like heavy players to enter cardiac arrest
when is the game coming out
lol
7pm est tomorrow
Too chonky
fakin ruud
I really want to hit you with it again ๐
THE FINALS will be delayed indefinitely as the development team decided to focus on Arc Raiders instead
WHATTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOO
That was you ๐
You guys really went โcame here for the off topic convos but stayed for the slowmodeโ
NICE
The Finals is cancelled due to embark CEO returning to DICE to work on the next battlefield
but he is just fat boned
lmao its so fun seeing people who are unable to read announcements or faq getting mad about the lie, they definitely deserve it
its not cap guys im from the future
Fr here i have maximum freedom of speech ๐ฃ๏ธ
The finals coming out Feb in honour of little month little build
don't
time to spread more misinformation
the finals come out when half life 3 is out
Them bones as big as light build
can't even fix cs2 ๐
remember, eggs are not real
gta 6 before the finals
Yoo biggest troll would be GTA 6 coming out before finals
Eyoo we thought the same thing
devastating to the finals player count
civilization ends before gta 6
Troll doesn't exist in that case
Literally
Nah I got a good source that says GTA 6 will be 2025
Next step in human evolution before gta 6
your mom is not a good source
Source: i made it the fuck up
What if mom works in Rockstar
Nooo source is little build told me before going invis
Namatama machines son
still wouldn't be a good source
imagine if rockstar games pulled a Scott Cawthon and released gta 6 under the fake title of a game that appeared to be much smaller in scope at first glance
rockstar bar
Reddit is down the hall and to the left
Wtf
most are waiting for the finals
yeah its unlucky
the finals 2 when? so we can have TF2 TF2 and TF2
Super unlucky, they had us in the first half am I right
only once the final The Finals
has been finalized
finals fantasy 1
if not december gotta be 4 months or less
the finals fantasy
Finals destination
hey what if we all went feral like that pikmin 4 subreddit
the finals countdown
Its no unlucky, this is silly
โ๏ธ
Howdy ๐ค
such a letdown isnt it the game was so awesome
dont make me goo all over the room
I want gta iv remastered : (
Sus
I want you to make me a sammich
we don't want it
But
counterpoint: GTA IV ragdolls on modern consoles
no butts
guys tell me your stupidest teammate story right now
๐ฅช
Save your goo for the finals launch ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐๐ฅถ๐ฅต
Yeah, this was my favorite game, it is so individual, took the best from games similar to it
Little bitch rushing a room of 3 heavies
yes butts
oh no
NO
shot at the disabled mine next to the cashout (emp grenaded) i was capping which made us both die
cashing out the last second from top 1 to knocked out teammate
When I logged into Valorant after it, I almost fell asleep from boredom

GTA IV ragdoll physics are too good
๐ฐ
Itโs too small for them to see shhh
wait i think i have this clipped lemme find it
The light teammates that act like they are John wick and try to solo the whole enemy team ๐ญ
idk bout dat
Shhhhhhhhh they wonโt know
I can see it pretty clearly man....๐ญ
get the purification ready
mine was the guy deciding in the last 20 seconds of the round instead of cashing out with no one even there or run to res someone 50m away
Send the sauce ๐

whats everyone up to?
send the goo
bros before cash
doodling, hbu
Come on man we have to be better than that ๐
Im tryna get that cash
i am doing nothing rn

every single time I was being shot at and kept trying to revive or cash out Just In Case It Worked In Time
(it's me, i'm the stupid teammate)
Proof (what you doodling)
๐ญ
Finals before the hoes
Plus idek the sauce bro ๐
Why not play the finals with your hoes
the beta ended ๐
Wow thatโs insane
sick, bro doodle me something
Cause heavy class got more cake than the hoes ๐ญ
Finals is my hoe I'm married to the finals

whats with everyones recordings being really quiet
Beta Ends
also had a guy that decided not to shoot the guy stealing another team's cashout and after the cashout their team had just enough to overtake us and knock us out
lmao
but do you recognize the character
I now pronounce u heavy and light, u can proceed with the medium
probably we use the same program to record gameplay
Whatโs it from?
its ur test as a gamer
They should make it so that if you reach diamond within a week of launch you get to make heavies cake diamond
Guilds in the finals when
lmao
Ahhhh
Saucy idea
@ornate maple is guilds on the planning?
anyon know when its drops
the gurls got nothin in this game
Where the Devs at when u need em
I give u a hint its from souls series
I preceeded with the medium fr
you could mistake the girl body for a guys in this game
We shall protest for this
Chill it's no goo November
I didnโt play any souls games im sorry
tsk, tsk, tsk shame on u
what's up
IK WHO THAT IS
could it be... The Dark Soul themself?
I hope season 0 rewards a diamond pants
like i dont think mine are quiet
let's go only 15 second chat timer
I know itโs a crime 
-openbeta
Our Open Beta ended <t:1699270140:R>.
See the announcement: #game-announcements message
Huge THANK YOU to everyone who joined us during this playtest. We'll be back!
ITS DRAGON SLAYER BAE FR
ONE DAY WITHOUT THE FINALS< I AM NOW DEAD
bingo
Day 2
its ornstein
I'm gonna have to request to see the image when it is finished ๐
Here's the plan, someone ask chatgpt to code the game for us so we can play
boy do I have news 4 u
DirtyWolf, doodle my character when the finals is live again
Im a disgrace to the gaming name
genshin or honkai?
what if instead of saying "It's over ๐ " we said "It's Final
๐" instead?
What kind of images we asking for ๐ค
battlebit
Chat gpt abouta buff the silenced pistol
I draw live with people so it fades away as I draw it
honkai it is.
Paint me like a French girl jack?
BRO ITS ORNSTEIN ๐
This is your final
warning
lol its funny you say that.. I can't post what I wanna post I'll get banned
No
Impact
Maybe ChatGPT is living in Nama Tama
NOOOOO ๐ญ๐
shoot, I think I remember a site like that! I forgot what it was called though
dm it to him 
My eyes missing being burned out. ๐ฆ
๐ณSend the sauce
red screen at 2 am was crazy
Sauce??
guys, i think the game is dead
Saucy sauce?
i can't play no more ;-;
Wolf got the sauce
no, not really but.. ya'know.. mods be moddin
bec open beta is closed
Ic
hmmm who to pick
Send it on in game chat when servers live
Did anyone here play sekiro? ๐ค
Yee, hmu with some sauce whenever you get the chance, im still at work
Me two
I only play finals
finished it no blocking or prosthetics
The Finals is the final game of life
lol
Someone finals gets it
NO FINALS ๐ญ
xd sure mate
Respect ๐. I killed inner ishy boy hitless and beat his son with one hand
Hello child protective services?
damn i didnt do new game plus so no hitless kills. Oh did that butterfly lady hitless tho
He came at me bro
Shoulda gooed him back
wasnt even going for it i just went ape mode and destroyed her
They made it so you can fight the same boss over and over from the resting spots so I had to fight him like 100+ times to get hitless ๐ญ
damn i respect the patience for that
Oh thats clean ๐
Aii y'all Ima try sleeping, goodnight good morning have a good one
What did you think I meant by I beat him with one hand
๐
Sleep well!
Ez bro
Felt
trick question, don't answer that
One punch man
The fight only lasted one minute and thirty seconds
longer than some I suppose.
Bro had 3 phases and couldn't last ๐ญ
Damn thatโs quite long
how to get any role ๐คจ
Lmao the boss fight was over before it started
talk smack to platinum for a few hours
Literally ๐ญ
Dang
you do liemaxxing in #โกโthe-finals-chat
I mean its true right
I may not be here to respond to it all, but Iโll be off in 2 hours
If i talk rizz to platinum will I become a rising star faster? ๐ค
yes, its a scientifically proven fact
rizz the mods
you get points by typing shit so just be active in multiple channels at once like me
๐ฉ
Mods hate this one simple trick
I know everything i need too
Huh
Where my Xbox homies at ๐ฃ๏ธ
not here
Bro is orange and still has the leaf ๐
bro fr sweating at discord like he would in runescape
and yet so do I
The leaf? ๐จ
Double ๐
i need the role so i can swagger around chats embedding stuff and annoying people
and so does luck
The green thingy next to the username when someone new joins a discord, i think it stays for 3 days?
Leafy
Respect the grind tho ๐ซก
its, easy just talk about random stuff and make people watch ur stupid memes. easy
Thanks bro ๐ซก

hell hound cat
i would let it wager my soul
I wouldn't because I'm certain bro would send me to hell
My soul is not enough for him
idk he seems like he has some bomb ass deal for me if i give him my soul
But your soul is enough to reach the finals 
The Finals in real life? I know where the vault is
ok, go and return with results
But
I already did mine
Fair
I canโt draw
how can I download the finals
or maybe my first born
you got hands dont u
you lost your chance if u didnt download 2 days ago. U can only play if you downloaded it last week now
2 of them
then you can draw 2x
I see my mistake here, but both my hands are occupied, one on my phone and the otherโฆ stocking shelves at my job
Close one ๐
goobers
sounds like excuses 2 me
I can't post images yet 
2 many excuses I guess
I'll let you turn it in at another date though, don't be late
I will do my best ๐ซก
or that will be -50 for huffle puff
-50 as in damage you do if you throw a prop at an enemy in hit game THE FINALS?
yeah, sure why not
I see a lot is at stake here
Can't wait to reach the finals in the hit game the finals when it comes out
the fuck yall chatting about
shame they indefinitely delayed the game to focus on arc raiders instead
You and 7.5million other people
Yeah tragic fr
mfw the finalsit in the finals wins the finals of the finals
I would finals all over the finals if I saw that
Damn
or has it just bigun??
Peak use of drawing skill
Impressive
Jojo music plays *
certified paint professional
yay, the F is for failure right
holy he's adorable
now add the frog to the game
Yโall are setting unrealistic expectations for me here lol
I love it though, its adorable
add the frog as a spray paint
I have to use my fingers
I'm not even gonna attempt it, best I could do is give it a stick figure body
Nate did it guys, that means u all gotta do it
I see okay
they had better not delay the game
now they gonna delay it by 4 years, gj

THE FINALS will be delayed indefinitely as the development team decided to focus on Arc Raiders instead
sorry four minute slowmode?
no fucking way thats cap

in the other chat thatโs crazy ๐ญ
yeah, we're in here hiding from the demented
Hasnโt it been like that since server issues, the 4 mins?
Well the chat IS crazy.. so instead of having full on
it is what it is lol
Truth
yeah ig was a bit of a shock though ๐ญ
Stay cool, calm and collected and we won't have to bump it here too 
hey ^^
heylo
Crazy
We are very cool in here
Plz. No
as cool as can be
Only 15 seconds in here, I can finally breathe
I can be one of those things, take it or leave it
Cool as ๐ฅ
this channel had 0 cooldown yesterday ๐ญ
if you're having trouble breathing on discord I'd suggest you go touch some grass 
nah
the game is not delayed riiiiight
Please can I play for just 0.1 hour more
yesterday it was 15 and 30 seconds
Oof
nice
yeah it didnt have a cooldown for a certain period of time then it went to 15
So close

wow, what a hero, all grown up and developing for embark
he is the producer of lily pads
||โจ||
he grew up so fast 
he calls them lpads
With him on the job we will have the finals full release in no time
yeah, with more frogs this time
yeah
Letโs hope they donโt croak
new team : the pond masters
omg these puns gonna make me barf

may wanna hop away befor seeing more
too many of them will make you croak
Oof
I better see you when this game is released ๐ซก
๐ค
I wanted to say something butttt
u just did
I see my mistake
yeah, you only get one chance sorry.
damn
i love the subliminal messages my man
yeh very subliminal lmao
No leeway for us guys out here fellas. Itโs a cold world
hopping mad
or maybe you just think you love them
You just became the very thing you swore to destroy, the puns
toad-ally funny
just a tad-pole

oh fuck
you either, croak or live long enough to see urself become the villain
its so over
I think Iโll see myself become the villain
being a villains pretty cool
ve**rri **funny bit
Badass
ong

I want mega minds goth platform shoes if I'm going tob e a villain
lmao fr
fiiinally
What do those look like, honestly
too bad im a professional misinformation spreader i will make a new copy pasta
Even a developer told you ๐
im on that liemaxxing grind you see
dw got you on my radar
shit the police is here i have to disguise
your bear-dar
Oh thooooseeee lmao yeah get those with thigh highs
Fire drip
we're so back
its weird that its pronounced ray-dar but its rad-ar
Never left
Hey we donโt speak of this
i just got here im Not Xhirius wdym i never left
I wear those bad boys and say im 6ft
Im only 5โ9 ;-;
Now be over 6 feet and wear them, thats true power
I would but I don't own them ๐
Im genetically fucked
has anyone here played the coffin of andy and leyley ? (didnt mean to respond)
nah true power is wearing those and being 5'5
Thats 1 inch above average in the usa
i couldnt ||bear|| it if you banned me
Then Iโm good ig
Well I can't shrink so I will never attain true power
are people still asking if the beta is active/over? 
Still not tall enough for 99% of women
On occasion
doesnt seem like it gladly
It's okay, we all have the right to bear arms if they miss treat you.
well at least it's dieing out now
hi, this is your english teacher it's *dying
i can finally breathe again 
who hurt you bro
Bro that just means you will dodge some of the shallow people
thank you grammar nerd.
he dodging all the hot ones then that's for sure ๐
Damn ๐
Everyone lol
Hey, can you TeLl mE wHy BeTa WoNt StArT
I have a solution for his problem
stilts
He doesn't have to worry about what women think if he goes for men ๐
Um nah g im straight
Probably the last straight male on earth
Then continue on your grind ๐ฃ๏ธ
nah man am also straight
Change of topic, whats your fave gaming-snack?
Erm still more straight dudes than non straight dudes ๐ค
eggs
any games everyone else is playing while the wait grind goes?
Blue berries ๐ฅ
too much but ig goldfish or cheez its are top
just a whole bucket of eggs.
The cholesterol hits different
based 
oatmeal with milk
mans eating breakfast as a snack
Respect
Raw
my senses are telling me not to take this.
breakfast is just lazy dinner
Your senses are right I think
you know, when all your senses tell u to make a funny, but you know papa bear is watching
yes
boosts my finals skill
I'm willing to die for my sins of making a joke about taking the raw but I will resist
lmao more weight = more skills
On another level
Makes sense
would it actually be possible to die from cheese overdose
It will be a quick death
Yes.
I take it back ๐ญ ๐
fun fact if you eat 10m bananas at once you will die from radiation
Nah I'm built different
Eating 10m bananas at once is next level insane
well imagine eating 11m then
idk man sounds doable
im about to find out
@austere crag they r copying ya
still mad I got matched against you in my first match of the day the other day.. and got stooomped 
5m maybe but 10m solo is quite difficult
Hahaha
are they? damn can you link the message
i was cracked on sunday but on saturday i was playing like ass
Foxx is biggest missinformator here
What can I say
Get coined bear 
You beamed me a fair few times in that match, I made it my mission to hunt you 
probably the cheese
Like the scene from the movie upgrade but instead of an ai helping you its cheese
nah i will literally cage fight him
do it
whatโs wack is that I still enjoy this game even when I meet madlads like you and get rekt 
If you guys work together you can spread double misinformation
too bad im chained by the police the disguise isnt working
double bans, donโt mind if I do 
The tears of my enemies.
let them do it first
Man enjoys the salt lol
Oh fr
Every match is a blast
Always fun seeing the devs enjoy their own game
bruh
hahaha
No escape 
oof getting killed the last second you would be safe really feels awful
if the dev can't enjoy it how can they expect their players too?
Every match is different
I love watching developers that play their game fr
I like that
I spent one whole match just having fun demolishing buildings and people kept coming to me to die... and I won that way
I had a match where every enemy was a heavy and I was a medium with 2 light teammates
my farms doing good
Ah no dont show me gameplay footage I miss the game
There was a bug if you die and you spawn again you canโt move to the left or right it was straight forward but if you put you jump pad out and take it back itโs fixed I think the bug happens if you press a button to quickly if you die.
Rip
How often do you guys chill at office with playing the game hahaha
โGUYS I KNOW WHEN IT RELEASES โ
โIT RELEASES ON THE ||
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It triggered my withdrawal symptoms
ban coming

I mean, it is coming soon
Devs should add an ability to eat mulch (no utility you just eat mulch)
no baiting me
Why
no
Why wouldnt you want to each mulch
do you need a doctor
Idk
better question, why do you want to eat mulch
V1 from ultrakill would be so op with all the coins laying around ๐ค
jk i read ur profile i know the answer
What no? Im just eating mulch
Like it wouldn't even be fair
petition to add goo eat ability
what is mulch
I could settle for this over mulch
XH new character. Extra Heavy. Can eat defenses
I support this
heavy passive: goo eater 
its basically like leaves and junk from dead underbrush you use to help plants grow
Gardening stuff
virus link
MULCH IS ERE
Way better explanation
ban mulch eaters
yeah just going nuts on the goo
Ban Rayazses
Me when Iโฆ
imagine literacy
Goo eating, XH ability: Start eating goo, heal 50hp for everymunch and can overheal gaining a shield for 20S
Get a slice of watermelon
Get a trio of goo eaters and eat all the goo
use to have some for a garden, basically anytime you get like banana's you throw the peel on the mulch, egg shells, add it to mulch, isntead of throwing away etc.
Gadget -> Table , create a table, if an enemy steps on it they get stunned for 2 seconds and are edible
Makes sense
Psychological warfare
Light walks in on a heavy munching down in ungoldy amounts of goo made of who knows what chemicals

its basically biodegraded nutrients from dead previously existing plants
mfw the goo is on fire
We need goo lore
Its all natural
Mulch is very nutritious for you
no, u nasty staph get sum help
Yes very important we get that
Seemed to have caused you some brain damage tho
frfr
Gluten tag
Idk anyone who eats banana peels and egg shells
Mulch is essential to a balanced diet
Let's get hired at embark and make goo lore
yeh, if you a plant
i can make goo naturally
You eat toenails on the side?
Hell yeah I'm rising star ๐
Humans are basically just big fleshy plants
Barely :p
they burn out rather quick tho
Proof?
We make goo together?
nsfw pls ge a room
bear is readying his mallet
Yes, with the goo gun
riot shield > mallet
What does? ๐จ
We've had enough goo for a decade
Hell ye letโs spray that goo (ingame)

Goo is so over rated
Wheres the mulch gun
Yes ingame ofc
its outside, go touch grass
A riot shield buff should be being able to switch which side you hold the shield and the baton on, animation would take like 1 or 2s
I want to do some gardening by the cashout
just add air burst to flamethrower so i can throw peoples goo back at them
Same for guns, stop the left handed discrimination
Add shield toss that stuns then u get to bonking
Bro got out of prison ๐ฏ
but for guns it's just visual, for riot shield it changes which side you passively block from
just escaped but still on radar
But what kind of mulch? Grass, wood bark, rubber, rock mulch?
fair enough
Iron man sheild
Idk what other kinds of mulch there are
Stay safe bro
egg mulch
Egg mulch...
@lyric wadi I faced a double riot medium with heavy, if you focus the medium they just shield if you focus heavy they double heal
Unironically egg shells are good to add to your plant soil
wtf
Lmao
Yeah we were just talking about that
Wood bark i say would be good for balance
Rubber or mulch would be too OP
kinda broken ngl
Rock mulch can serve as ammo though
sounds funny
why dont we just have a concrete blaster that throws out liquid concrete
What about a friendly game where you hug everyone but itโs actually not friendly and whoever you hug just fucking dies
tama killer
The comp to destroy them would be 3 heavies with flamethrowers
If 3 riot people stand in a circle with back facing eachother are they invincible
Shotgun is better by far tho
Please does anyone know when the finals open?
I would play this
1 gas grenade
Shotgun on heavy is beautiful along with the rpg
shotgun does not ignore riot shield, fire does
nerf gas granades
Gas grenades are honestly goated
any explosive
When is game able to play again
Damn true
5 man teams when
flamethrower is the best counter to a riot shield because it kills faster than the riot shield and the shield can't block it
โGUYS I KNOW WHEN IT RELEASES โ
โIT RELEASES ON THE ||
||โ๐คฏ
Now that beta is over time to no life TF2 again
#๐โfaq #game-announcements #learn-how-to-read
Iโm just gonna troll with this copy pasta
im gonna ask momo to ban u

