🥚┇off-topic

[ornate maple]

Very sleepy day, it's raining and dark outside

How are you?

[sharp phoenix]

not too shabby to be fair, had a ton of tea to help me through meetings but I feel good now

[sharp phoenix]

coffee time

[ornate maple]

Oh, I should also go for some tea

My bones hurt, I'm old now

[sharp phoenix]

Did ya get your tea ?

[ornate maple]

I have!

How are you doing

[sharp phoenix]

Going out for lunch on the motorbike in a bit so I'm now more than happy

[ornate maple]

Awesome, have fun

[rotund gyro]

how many bones got broken for this adventure

[ornate maple]

Five

They may or may not have been my bones

[rotund gyro]

oh ok either 5 feathers or 5 bones

[ornate maple]

[rotund gyro]

i know you're incapable of hurting people, Nate

[normal gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-fun-coffee-going-in-circles-stir-gif-16527897

[ornate maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cornure-cat-attack-gif-19516450

[nocturne tundra]

Cute birb

[trim wind]

Sounds dangerous

[dull pebble]

just about to make mine

[austere crag]

Not really. I think we all know that when you open your backpack the world pauses so that you can manage your items in peace

[trim wind]

Hmmm

You’re right.. I’m just too used to live my life online that I forget the single-player experience

[hard plank]

Release the kitten. 😦

[violet horizon]

Sleeping for too long

[trim wind]

He’s Cathuhlu, Catcher of Birbs, Devourer of Kibble.

[austere crag]

Assault with a deadly weapon (his little paws)

[topaz depot]

Tax evasion, treason, seditious acts, money laundering, illegal arms dealing, meddling in foreign affairs, criminal mischief, eating semla out of season, and being too cute.

[sharp phoenix]

not too dangerous

[rotund gyro]

"eating semla out of season"

puts semla back in the fridge

[hoary eagle]

Bröther where did you find semla now? Tell me

[sharp phoenix]

I googled semla, basically just looks like a scone

[hoary eagle]

Stop right there or you’ll get the ban hammer Luke.

[rotund gyro]

hemköp

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-back-away-close-door-gif-15554720

[hoary eagle]

cheat meal on this ”friday”?

[ornate maple]

Damn, food's a heated topic here. Anyway gonna go enjoy my pizza with red beans

[rotund gyro]

i was stopped, I didn't eat it

[rotund gyro]

fucking excuse me

[hoary eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/psycho-adam-sandler-happy-gilmore-psychopath-gif-16273376

[sharp phoenix]

what?

[ornate maple]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-pizza-einsteinparrot-african-grey-parrot-bird-gif-20932287

[normal gyro]

birds prefer beans with pizza, excuse him

[gleaming ether]

ohhh those are the mini whoppers filled with sweet cream

[rotund gyro]

now i suddenly feel like having bird on my pizza

[sharp phoenix]

[gusty pumice]

I need foods

[rotund gyro]

you need sleep

[normal gyro]

i would recommend wings pizza

[gusty pumice]

Nu I no sleep

[sharp phoenix]

at least we aint all that bad that we put pineapple on pizza

[austere crag]

Mongus pizza

[gusty pumice]

Sus

[normal gyro]

you summoned kiwii

[gusty pumice]

Pizza is not a sandwich

[sharp phoenix]

you mean Pineapple

[coarse sleet]

pizza is a sandwich

[austere crag]

A hotdog is a sandwich

[gusty pumice]

No it's not

[coarse sleet]

its an open faced sandwich

[gleaming ether]

anyone who says "opinion invalid" has an invalid opinion

[gusty pumice]

But it's not between two things it's open. Is toast an open faced sandwich? Is a table an open face sandwich?

[sharp phoenix]

to be a fair, a calzone is basically a sandwich but also a pizza

[gusty pumice]

Toast are you a sandwich

[coarse sleet]

opinion invalid

[gusty pumice]

Two can play at that game

[sharp phoenix]

Toast got you there @coarse sleet

[gleaming ether]

[coarse sleet]

[sharp phoenix]

I'm hungry, don't know what to eat

[coarse sleet]

food probably

[floral oracle]

I second this, eating food is a great way to stop being hungry 👍

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/neckmeat-cat-neckmeat-neckmeat-cat-cardboard-cat-cat-cardboard-gif-24148192

[nocturne tundra]

sorry, I'm a water enjoyer

[soft crystal]

I'm with you but it is legally not really advisable to mention how any beverage could be better than coffee here

[austere crag]

Vote now

[soft crystal]

No thanks

[normal gyro]

add on option to eat him (i need that protein to bulk)

[floral oracle]

Vile creature. No thankies!

[sharp phoenix]

A cat is not a vile creature

[nocturne tundra]

Ok but coffee sucks and tea is clearly superior?!

[hoary eagle]

ahem

[normal gyro]

you have alerted the bear

[hoary eagle]

Do not mess with my coffee.

Bwoter is fine too.

.. and ofc.

[normal gyro]

I keep mistaking your avatar with a sloth

[hoary eagle]

Is it a bird? is it a sloth? is it a bear?

[normal gyro]

It kinda looks like the 3 of them in one animal

[ornate maple]

The nose looks like a mouth to me, you know, like noot noot

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-noot-noot-not-noot-sit-gif-19532177

[spiral phoenix]

noot noot

[hoary eagle]

[rotund gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/sneezing-cocaine-bear-sniffles-blowing-nose-universal-pictures-gif-27242433

EVERYBODY RUN

[soft crystal]

Water is superior

[normal gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/polarbearbaby-cute-ticklish-animals-polarbear-gif-5365905

Everybody runs of fear (i hate the auto correct)
Actually bear:

[soft crystal]

No tea is great tho

I have a cup every mornin

[trim wind]

Hail the kitty goddess

[nocturne tundra]

Yes as i said

[wheat light]

arc raiders???

[hidden pasture]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JGGpb45ko1k

[austere crag]

oh my god

https://youtu.be/f-zqS2CiZqw

five nocturns at fredrick's (real)

[full mauve]

childhood nostalgia gonna hopefully be crazy for this movie

[violet horizon]

No clickbait 100% real no password 4k

[hard plank]

"You won't believe how they did this!"

[violet horizon]

(Reaction!)

[normal gyro]

Mirror’s edge is on a massive sale on steam now

[safe valve]

For all you hard drive homies

[nimble locust]

omg, good evening

I won't take a nap again

[trim wind]

I wish it was that cheap here

[nocturne tundra]

Do it

[trim wind]

ok its is that cheap here..

but I want to get 2TB.. so its not for me QQ

[nimble locust]

No, a 30m nap became into 4 hours nap.

[sharp phoenix]

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Crucial-PCIe-Gen3-Internal-3500MB/dp/B0B25MJ1YT

still on deal (kinda)

[nocturne tundra]

Set an alarm >:)

[nimble locust]

[trim wind]

for that money the WD BLACK SN770 is not that much more for 50% faster memory

[sharp phoenix]

true

I need to be another m.2 at some point, nearly out of space

[full mauve]

i should get more ram 0-0

i’m rocking with 8gb lmao

[trim wind]

probably smart

[full mauve]

especially if i want to play The Finals and Arc Raiders at suitable frame rates lol

[sharp phoenix]

only 8gb 👀, I guess you're not UK based?

[quiet shale]

single channel alone is a "bad" thing

[normal gyro]

Yolks, we got ‘em

[sharp phoenix]

sexy

and TKL, I likey

[nocturne tundra]

Hell yeah

TKL enjoyer gang

[spiral phoenix]

thanks but what about the keyboard? KEKW

[sharp phoenix]

don't worry, you're included with the keyboard

[spiral phoenix]

heheh good

[normal gyro]

anybody here knows what game is this yolks?

link for better vision https://www.corsair.com/ww/en/s/icue

[sharp phoenix]

@minor badger @sour plank @austere crag here too

[sharp phoenix]

Ghostwire: Tokyo

[normal gyro]

wow that's expensive lmao

[sharp phoenix]

it's on gamepass if you have that

[normal gyro]

i can redeem my 3 months of controller gamepass

[sharp phoenix]

noice

[normal gyro]

after playing mirror's edge for sometime holy shit the map looks so much like seoul

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, made me super happy when I saw seoul

I might get gamepass and play ghostwire, I've seen so many videos/trailers on it

[normal gyro]

just saw some reviews it's super good

my fav aesthetic in games, cybeerpunk

also just got ghostrunner, it's absolutely wild mad fun

instant seoul flashbacks AAAA

[fickle badge]

ghostrunner was fun but it kicked my ass

[normal gyro]

very hardcore gameplay i agree

[sharp phoenix]

what's everyone up to?

[fickle badge]

figuring out what to do until i take my pills

[sharp phoenix]

play some THE FINALS....oh wait

[minor badger]

One day

[sharp phoenix]

hopefully soon

what you up to Mr Baconator?

[minor badger]

Not much really, just had my Starbucks delivered

[sharp phoenix]

nice nice, what time is it for you atm?

[minor badger]

4:37

[sharp phoenix]

we talking AM or PM?

[minor badger]

PM

[sharp phoenix]

ah ok

[minor badger]

yeah that would be a very horrifying graveyard shift

[sharp phoenix]

you would probably be able to sleep through it without anyone knowing though

[topaz depot]

What did you get? 😮

[minor badger]

Until I stop answering here 😆

[sharp phoenix]

automated reply bot 😉

I am not liable if you get fired by using my advice

[minor badger]

I got a mocha cookie crumble frappuccino and a chocolate muffin

[topaz depot]

Ooo dude the chocolate muffin is a banger. I love the lemon loaf too.

[minor badger]

Funnily we did had a meeting not so long ago about that

[sharp phoenix]

about how it's disallowed to use one?

[minor badger]

Precisely

[sharp phoenix]

shame, could have made a banging (good) bot

[minor badger]

oh man the lemon loaf is great

[sharp phoenix]

Also, if you had a meeting about it, someone must have used it in the past and got caught

[minor badger]

Yeah, probably lol

[sharp phoenix]

worth it

[nocturne tundra]

NamaTamaGPT when

All it says is "egg", in different variations and langiages

[sharp phoenix]

NamaTamaGPT when is release? egg huevo oeuf

also, I watched Shazam 2 today, it wasn't as good as the first

[bright cloud]

we need namatamagpt

i need the egg insight

[sharp phoenix]

could just have it pull all the info from the wiki

[bright cloud]

tru

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[quiet shale]

watched SISU , its okay

[bright cloud]

thanks for letting us know

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-fachéblanc-gif-24221161

[quiet shale]

Evil Dead Rise seems fun

[sharp phoenix]

I think I remember the first one

[safe valve]

Me too

[fickle badge]

Man these blender renders are getting to real. That cat looks so realistic

[bright cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-19500813

[hard plank]

@waxen tree

So this doesn't work for you?

Had to post it here since I can't post it in the normal chat.

[waxen tree]

Nope

[hard plank]

Hmm, that must be a canary thing then for now..

Can you try writing this:

<id:customize>

I posted it under here as well:
id:customize

Since currently the three options you have are:

<id:home>
<id:browse>
<id:customize>

[violet horizon]

the fluuuuuf!!!!

[gleaming ether]

fluff

[hard plank]

[violet horizon]

eddideteded

[gleaming ether]

(edited)*

[violet horizon]

|| no ||

[coarse sleet]

(edited)*

[violet horizon]

||dideted||

[ornate maple]

Hello

[nocturne tundra]

Hello

[trim wind]

Did I say hello yet?

[soft crystal]

#⚡┇the-finals-chat message

yes you did

[trim wind]

Haha thanks.. literally everything is slipping my mind today

[soft crystal]

oh, are you tired?

[trim wind]

Yes

But I did sleep okay, just dreamt wild so my mind is settling haha

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[trim wind]

Moin

[sharp phoenix]

How is everyone today ?

[ornate maple]

Hellooooo

[umbral turret]

Morning ❤️

[umbral turret]

Good good just a bit hangover not used to going outside

[sharp phoenix]

yo...yo...you went outside? but why

[ornate maple]

Hangover from touching grass

[umbral turret]

it was national day so was out drinking with friends

[umbral turret]

True

[sharp phoenix]

fair, hope you had a few shots of tequila to make it worth it

[umbral turret]

im a whisky drinker

[sharp phoenix]

fair fair

[vivid oar]

BRUH AHAHAHHAHAAHAH

[gleaming ether]

[gleaming ether]

Me (right) WTF (Waiting for THE FINALS)

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-catdriving-gif-22785638

[cinder wedge]

stop wearing the cat as a hat

[nocturne tundra]

Never

They are so fluffy

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hat-gif-23233423

[cinder wedge]

tutel

[rotund gyro]

GOOD AFTERNOON AND HELLO

[pastel jolt]

👀 hi

don't make a scene

[sharp phoenix]

ah it's the baby formula person

*is it you? *

[rotund gyro]

ahem good day sir

Yes it's him

[pastel jolt]

back in limited capacity

[rotund gyro]

Nah screw this

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, WHY DO YOU DISAPPEAR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

[gleaming ether]

[pastel jolt]

@ornate maple saw my shirt and told me to come in

[rotund gyro]

You got a shirt?

[pastel jolt]

yus

[rotund gyro]

Sick

[pastel jolt]

most CMs can confirm I think lmao

[rotund gyro]

🍼

[winged summit]

bluesss!!!

[pastel jolt]

DARNOUX

missed you buddy 💙

[winged summit]

missed you too

[trim wind]

wait.. did you leave the server AGAIN? D:

no more yellows? 😮

[pastel jolt]

my personal is still here

[trim wind]

oh like that I see I see

[rotund gyro]

I see

[trim wind]

well well well 🍼

[rotund gyro]

@gritty wagon @pastel jolt 🍼

[pastel jolt]

@gritty wagon fyi

lmao

[spiral phoenix]

:O

[trim wind]

@ornate maple wasn't very useful anyways.. probably caused more spammy

[pastel jolt]

@ornate maple gib role

[spiral phoenix]

BLUEEES!!

[pastel jolt]

DASH

[spiral phoenix]

HELLOOO

[pastel jolt]

HIIIIII

[spiral phoenix]

[trim wind]

Gib role? you coming back as a CM/mod?

[pastel jolt]

in limited capacity

[spiral phoenix]

limited

[trim wind]

so mod

[rotund gyro]

Limit DEEZ NU-...

[gleaming ether]

limited

[pastel jolt]

nope

[spiral phoenix]

limited and perminant yes?

[pastel jolt]

maybe

[spiral phoenix]

wait

[frigid wave]

🍼

[trim wind]

interesting..

[pastel jolt]

👀

[rotund gyro]

LMAO

Yes blues walker knows of your lore

I made sure of that

[spiral phoenix]

[frigid wave]

[sharp phoenix]

everyone knows of your lore thanks to @rotund gyro

[rotund gyro]

Gotta preserve his legacy

[soft crystal]

COLORS I'VE MISSED YOU

[rotund gyro]

@pastel jolt got you something you can meme me with

[soft crystal]

bluey disappeared :(

[pastel jolt]

at work 😢

[spiral phoenix]

work

this is your work blueeeees

[soft crystal]

final?

[pastel jolt]

fair

[trim wind]

@normal gyro why did you make a new account? lost access to ozzi? 😮

[normal gyro]

there were multiple attempts of token theft and threats sent to it so i just couldn’t bother more and deleted it

[trim wind]

ahhh

alright, sad to hear man.....

[normal gyro]

never use chrome

[ornate maple]

Yeah, do be careful about token theft - often those scams run similar to Steam scams, people ask you to prove your innocence in various ways. It's good to know what to avoid

If someone tells you to bookmark a button, don't

[normal gyro]

the problem is it was sent to me by my best friend

I didn’t know he was hacked

[ornate maple]

Oof

Yeah they can be convincing

[normal gyro]

it was too evil, no qr codes scan or anything suspicious at all, not even an embedded link

the second you open the link your gmail is spmmed by token theft

[austere crag]

Shoutouts to techland for actually keeping the promise of updating Dying Light 2 for a few years after release, it’s actually really fun now

[normal gyro]

it was always fun DL2 is a great one

[sharp phoenix]

DL2 was a meh game on release, I might try it again

[austere crag]

As a person who play the shit out of DL1, I felt like the sequel was always inferior

[normal gyro]

yeah true but still it was good enough

kinda the same thing with sons of the forest

[cinder wedge]

Because the sequel actually is inferior

[austere crag]

I think that DL2 takes itself too seriously for having such a basic story

There are no moments that felt really impactful to me

DL1 had some pretty unforgettable moments, mainly the garrison and the following’s ending

[rotund gyro]

Oh god the ending of the following

[austere crag]

DL2 is a quest for basically nothing

Aidy babady

||the protagonist’s sister dies even if you save her so basically the main goal is non-existent||

[austere crag]

||She isn't even his sister lmao||

[sharp phoenix]

the spoilers

[austere crag]

Why did you look at them

[sharp phoenix]

I see spoiler tags, I click spoiler tags

[austere crag]

They’re spoilers for a reason

||here comes the boi ||

[sharp phoenix]

the game is ruined for me now I don't actually care, shit game

I tried playing DL2 coop with a mate and the part where you're following that girl through the underground subways bit was just CONSTANT cutscenes every time you opened a door

[austere crag]

I just wish the map changed a bit more depending on if you gave the zones to the peacekeepers or survivors

[sharp phoenix]

doesn't it change? I thought that was kinda the whole cool thing about the game that the trailers were showing off

[austere crag]

hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHA

https://tenor.com/view/haha-no-how-about-no-thats-funny-hahaha-laugh-gif-8681524

[normal gyro]

[austere crag]

||The trailer/gameplay thing they showed at E3 is literally the second to last mission, the flooded zone you can choose to drain is the only part of the map that you can change, and it doesn't really add anything besides a completely hostile zone with suicide bombing zombies. It's weird to me because the dialog implies that draining it will cause bits of the main city to flood, but that doesn't happen either. ||

[cinder wedge]

dl2 doodoo

[sharp phoenix]

ah, I guess it kinda makes sense when the game was in development hell for a good year or two, it's a shame though because the game looked so good and I was hyped for it. The furthest I got in the game was as soon as you enter the big city, I basically couldn't be arsed to play anymore.

[austere crag]

I've beat it twice

[sharp phoenix]

I might try playing it again, I remember being on a rooftop and just looking around and the whole outside of the map was basically just some weird ass green goo texture that looked bad

[austere crag]

Yeah

Something like this?

[sharp phoenix]

yep, that's the stuff

[austere crag]

It's the residue from a mass chemical bombing

[sharp phoenix]

oooh, still looks bad though

but I guess it's time to redownload the game and see how it is after all this time

[austere crag]

Yeah it's used to explain why there aren't more people in the city

It was supposed to be a curing agent, but when it mixed with the water it ended up infecting everyone in the city and killing off all plant life it touched

[sharp phoenix]

is that all explained in the game or is it one of those where you have to google the lore?

[austere crag]

If I had a nickle for every game where a yellow chemical was sprayed over a area to decontaminant it, but it ended up killing everyone, I'd have 2 nickles.

[trim wind]

I might join ya

[austere crag]

I think it's explained in the game, and in notes you can collect.

[sharp phoenix]

resident evil ?

[austere crag]

Div 2

[sharp phoenix]

ahh

[sharp phoenix]

[austere crag]

Yeah it was a chemical that was supposed to kill off the green flu, but it just caused anyone that breathed it to die lmao

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-my-cat-shocked-paw-gif-15231385

[sharp phoenix]

90 hours, damn

[austere crag]

I am a fan of playing crappy game

[normal gyro]

Crysis remastered collection on a good sale now

[sharp phoenix]

DL1

probably got a TON more hours on the console version though

[austere crag]

crappy game time

[sharp phoenix]

Gotham Knights actually looked decent when I saw the trailer

and yeah, I fell down the BF2042 hill and bought the "gold?" edition

[austere crag]

I like Gotham Knights

I think it's over hated

That being said I don't like the way the plot develops

[normal gyro]

Mortal kombat 1!!!!!!!!!!!! September 19 this year

[sharp phoenix]

what is up with everyone going back to "1"

[normal gyro]

reboots give more content potential, but in case of mortal kombat there are a lot of unknown things in the very early beginning of it

[austere crag]

Guys

This might be me going insane

Please I need a Empire 2

[sharp phoenix]

never played any of the Total War games but hey, I'm going with you

[normal gyro]

played 3 hours of ghostwire….. why haven’t I played this earlier

[austere crag]

I played a lot of Empire, I would love for a new one.

Mainly because Empire is still a buggy as all hell game lmao

I watch in real time as my quicklime shots heat up everything besides the target

[sharp phoenix]

I guess it's basically just an RTS, right?

[austere crag]

Kinda

It's got a campaign map, which is more akin to Civilization, you build up your cities, recruit units, research technology, manage diplomacy. The battles are RTS.

[sharp phoenix]

ah ok, sounds like a type of game I can get into

I do love a good RTS and I have tried to get into Civilization but always got way too confused

[austere crag]

I would recommend Shogun 2

The newer total war games will confuse you more

They still confuse me

(I am not good with magic and the newer games have in depth spell systems)

[sharp phoenix]

magic 👀, I'll try Shogun 2 first aye

[sharp phoenix]

oh jesus

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-staring-respectfully-patrick-patrick-star-spongebob-gif-25933881

Lore of Hashut is best

Praise to Hashut

[gleaming ether]

[ornate maple]

Good game

[austere crag]

why did i subject myself to this

that's minecraft for windows

java edition is probably at least 1 year

[soft crystal]

blocks broken Aware

[austere crag]

i've played minecraft since 1.5.2 which was (i believe) 2013

this is what THE FINALS withdrawal does to a mf ☠️

[fickle badge]

the finals withdrawal made me finish the camo grind in mw2

[austere crag]

best gaming ever done by yours truly had to be my terraria marathon

[sharp phoenix]

I do hope they somehow make redfall a good game, I love all arkane studios games

[austere crag]

i feel the same way. The genre is right up my alley, and the actual story is fine, but it feels like most elements of the game are incredibly bland. The shooting is basic, the characters are forgettable and the map just feels desolate

and the enemy variety is pretty bad too

[topaz depot]

Total War is my favorite RTS series by far. Shogun 2 is incredible. Total War Warhammer 3 is my favorite of all time, and mortal empires their all factions, all the map, all the time mode, is a great thing to get lost in for a few hours everyday for a month. It is insanely complex though and I've never won a campaign on anything higher than the normal difficulty lol. I highly recommend those two games though if you like RTS they are great.

Even losing feels good, and nothing feels better than winning a battle the AI tells you is near unwinnable especially sieges lol

[hidden pasture]

Stay safe, look what happened to this person

[fickle badge]

@gleaming ether

[gleaming ether]

Please no, I hate huge insects 😭

[fickle badge]

but if its really big u can ride on its back and fly

[waxen tree]

Lucky… my finals withdrawal made me start speed running halo

[floral oracle]

Me running back to my teammates after our poor communication led to me going to the cashout on the other side of the map

[austere crag]

fashion in 2023 is just something else

https://www.hermes.com/us/en/product/case-for-airpods-pro-2-H0009441A37/

what is this

why is this
...

this looks like some crappy item you'd find on aliexpress

only $930

for context that's about 3 pairs of the AirPods this case is for

throw in $70 more and you have 4

[sharp phoenix]

ah yes, lemme put my airpods that cost like $150 in a case worth nearly 5x the amount

[normal gyro]

oh god youtube is making 30 seconds unsikpabble ads

[fickle badge]

WHAT. why

[austere crag]

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/technology/youtube-tests-blocking-videos-unless-you-disable-ad-blockers/

yup, they're doing this now

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[normal gyro]

[austere crag]

they really just gave away the same game again huh

not even the director's cut

[austere crag]

call your ISP and tell them to upgrade your download plan

[fickle badge]

i dont want to call anyone. then i have to talk to them

and talking irl is cringe

[austere crag]

i remember when i spent 3 hours calling my bank over and over again to prove that a $1 transaction on the microsoft store wasn't fraud

[fickle badge]

did they fix it?

[austere crag]

yes

except for the fact that i had to give them:

my credit card number
3-digit security code
mother's maiden name
my full legal name
home address tied to the account

over $1

[trim wind]

Notcraft..

how many messages are those?

[austere crag]

all because i forgot to disable my VPN

[austere crag]

1

i just hit shift+enter to jump to the next line

[trim wind]

hmm ok ok

[austere crag]

i don't even need XP anymore, the grind is over

[trim wind]

lookedl iek you were talking to yourself haha

[sharp phoenix]

my bank never cared if I had a VPN on while making purchases, do they not care 😦

also just had an amazon driver come to my door, put something halfway through my letterbox, take it out and then just jump back in his van

I went outside and went "hey" and he was just like "oooohhh.....I'm trying to find your package"

and then spends like next 5 minutes looking around in his van and drives off

[fickle badge]

what? did he ever get your package

[sharp phoenix]

nope

[fickle badge]

did u call amazon to tell them

[sharp phoenix]

nah, I'm waiting to see if the tracker goes to "we were unable to deliver your item"

as it's currently still tracking his van

maybe he accidently was about to deliver the wrong package and actually did lose mine ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fickle badge]

maybe. or he wanted yours

[sharp phoenix]

it's only mouthwash, I'm not that sad if I don't get it today

[austere crag]

sigh amazon, the type of company to hire literally anyone

[fickle badge]

next time get in the amazon van and help look for your package. jkjkjkjk

[shy garden]

Free game, nice. Thank you for showing this

[soft crystal]

ty

[normal gyro]

death stranding is also free on epic games now

was 40$

[shy garden]

I already got it on PlayStation, but I’ll tell other people about that

[lament musk]

but hey, you can get a tshirt for the same price!
https://www.hermes.com/us/en/product/poche-en-rayure-imprime-t-shirt-H357915HA02ME/

[trim wind]

Hermes.. I mean its really nice

https://www.hermes.com/us/en/product/band-apple-watch-hermes-single-tour-45mm-H077059CJ37/

better..

i want that watchface

[violet horizon]

me taking out the t shirt that costs that much money....

[austere crag]

I don't understand fashion

$930 shirt that looks bad

[normal gyro]

its mid and honestly wouldn't even pay more than 30$ for it

brand names add so much useless value

[gleaming ether]

...me waiting for the new LIDL or ALDI collection

||(not)||

[trim wind]

If Aldi made a typeface for Apple Watches.. I'd be down for it

assuming its combined with straps

[lament musk]

i would guess it costs a very small fraction of that to produce as well

[rotund gyro]

Johannes

How do you know this

[austere crag]

How are my cows

[violet horizon]

sorry what?

[gleaming ether]

[austere crag]

i could make that design in paint.net

looks like someone's first figma project

[nocturne tundra]

Hiiiii finals chatto

[austere crag]

what the hell

we've reached a point where COD BO3 has more active players than it did around its EOL

i am absolutely here for it

[normal gyro]

the cod cycle never ends

also plutonium being out is a W for it that’s why so many are playing

[austere crag]

i love BO3 actually best COD (except for the brecci, all my homies hate the brecci)

[normal gyro]

agreeable

and the xmc

[austere crag]

this lil pop-up on my game window is most likely the reason why the player base has spiked

or maybe it's because of MWII being mid

the pop-up i mentioned means that i'm playing on the XLabs community server, basically an actually functional version of BO3

[normal gyro]

yes, plutonium

the steam client is unplayable

[austere crag]

best part is that MP isn't filled with cheaters and it has actual players

[normal gyro]

ddos attacks and malware implants

and you can unlock everything in the game, skins and dlc guns and maps

[austere crag]

not that many because it's still in paid EA but we're getting there

you can grab it for like $5 on github

i 100% expect a CM to send a message that literally just reads "#other-games" to this conversation

[normal gyro]

this is eggsecutive

freedom of speach at its finest

[sour plank]

I mean, #🏓┇other-games is meant for talks about other games and eggsecutive is just a general offtopic channel. Sometimes the conversation just naturally flows into other games and that's fine and dandy, but when it steers too much to that side, it might be better just going to the other channel.

[normal gyro]

moolah

[trim wind]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009830597067292743/1108103687542407218/Moolah_my_love.gif

[austere crag]

https://apps.apple.com/app/openai-chatgpt/id6448311069

nice. you no longer have to rely on the website on a phone

or those crappy, ad supported 3-rd party apps

[trim wind]

Ughh

[topaz depot]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-clap-gif-26415224

[violet horizon]

are you guys spaming the chat?

[coarse sleet]

JUST JOIN THE TRAIN

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[violet horizon]

good question...

ig youll have to find out

[coarse sleet]

[violet horizon]

[coarse sleet]

[round beacon]

[gleaming ether]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1079901194954219670/IMG_6446.gif

[topaz depot]

[spiral phoenix]

wha :O

[normal gyro]

moolah midnight activities

[minor badger]

Kunai do you have a problem with evil moolah?

[gleaming ether]

Bacon what did you do??

[coarse sleet]

kunai doesnt like trains

[minor badger]

Trains are cool

[coarse sleet]

i love trains

[soft locust]

Your one is scary

[normal gyro]

daily dose of kat

[austere crag]

Finally far cry 6 is available at a reasonable price tag on EGS

Only took them a few good years

[normal gyro]

it’s on a big sale on steam

[spiral phoenix]

maaan i never have any money to get games ;-;

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711901432889999420/901563112971460618/snorlaxdumby.gif

[fickle badge]

It's a trap tho. Steam always has sales

[spiral phoenix]

I knowwwwwww

but the trap worksss everytimeeeee

but i can never get anything

[fickle badge]

It works on me sometimes

But not unless it's 50% or more discount

[spiral phoenix]

everytime time red dead 2 gets discounted i cri

[sharp phoenix]

why?

[spiral phoenix]

bc i cant get it

[sharp phoenix]

is it on sale?

[spiral phoenix]

no

[fickle badge]

Ngl Red dead 2 didn't grab me. Haven't played since December

[sharp phoenix]

yeah, it didn't really grab me too, I always got like 20% the way through and just got bored

[fickle badge]

Fr. I don't feel like playing it again

I'm sure it's a good game. I just can't get into it

[spiral phoenix]

i also wanna get raft at some point

and play it with my friend

[sharp phoenix]

gotta get all the games

[spiral phoenix]

fr

[fickle badge]

Buying every game on steam speedrun any% glitchless

[austere crag]

EGS has matched the steam price + you get 25% off because of the mega sale

[minor badger]

I'm just waiting for a Hogwarts legacy discount

[austere crag]

You can buy the base game for $10

[sharp phoenix]

great game, highly recommend

[austere crag]

I love buying a game then never playing it

I bought phasmophobia and never even installed it

[spiral phoenix]

is a fun game but i found it slighting repetitive and ehh around half way through

[spiral phoenix]

this is one of the most real things ever

[austere crag]

I have 17 minutes in Stardew valley on steam (I played more on GOG on Mac)

[minor badger]

I'm a big hp fan so I'm ready to play through every house gameplay

[spiral phoenix]

:O

[austere crag]

30 minutes in DOOM II

[sharp phoenix]

sounds like me with my switch, I bought stardew valley on there and haven't played it once + lego harry potter

[austere crag]

The switch version pisses me off

Why the hell is the toolbar bound to the triggers

The mobile port on the other hand is excellent

[spiral phoenix]

i bought stardew for £8 on xbox, spent like an hour or 2 playing, then it went on gamepass, havent played since

[minor badger]

Oh man I hate when you buy a game and shortly after it comes available con a subscription service

[austere crag]

Right I need to resupply on game pass soon

[spiral phoenix]

hopefully epic games makes some good games free

[austere crag]

It expires like June 1st, I’ll have to go to my local kiosk and buy comically absurd amounts of Xbox live gold gift cards

[sharp phoenix]

if anyone hasn't played the "new" spiderman games, they are pretty fun and very chilling to just swing around the city

[rotund gyro]

MR LORD OF THE BACONS

hello

[austere crag]

All games on epic are at least 25% off, the discounts also stack

[sharp phoenix]

I'm quite sad that the new Saints Row game is bad

[minor badger]

Did you like sr4?

[rotund gyro]

damn i just wanted to say hi 😦

[minor badger]

Oki hi ❤️

[sharp phoenix]

I enjoyed it for the mindless fun however was defo not as good as 3 and 2 was the best (ofc)

[austere crag]

I like that saints row was originally supposed to be a GTA clone

By the 3rd game it felt like the devs just took every mod on nexus mods and turned them into a video game

[rotund gyro]

because they knew they couldn't compete with gta

so they decided to parody it instead, and then parody tons of games in 4

which was a good direction

[minor badger]

I've only played 3 and 4 and loved both

[sharp phoenix]

Saints Row 2 was amazing when I first played it however it has 100% shown its age

[rotund gyro]

the pc port is still bad lmao

[sharp phoenix]

• I don't think it really works on PC

ah, yeah, Yasine said it

[rotund gyro]

[minor badger]

Also I always have issues with the remaster of the 3

[sharp phoenix]

I completely forgot they released a remaster of 3

[austere crag]

Completely off-topic

Microsoft please remaster Forza Horizon 2 or at least port it to PC

[minor badger]

Yp I got it on EGS for free

[rotund gyro]

hm? how come?

[austere crag]

I need to dig through my epic library

[rotund gyro]

please stay on topic or i send you to misinformation shadow realm

[austere crag]

How many games do all of you have on epic? I’m close to 180

[rotund gyro]

off to shadow realm you go

[minor badger]

I loved 2, I tried 5 a couple months ago cause I got a wheel but didn't liked it enough

[austere crag]

5 was pretty broken on launch

[sharp phoenix]

Forza Horizon + Wheel = not a good time

[minor badger]

I don't know really, I tried playing it like 3 times, because I loved the game on the 360 but everytime I run into performance issues

[rotund gyro]

rip

[gleaming ether]

reported

[austere crag]

4 was a masterpiece (except for the fact that it took place in the most uninteresting place on earth)

3 was fine. The idea of making the player the host of the entire horizon event was a bit weird

[minor badger]

F

[austere crag]

Have a nice stay in the shadow realm you silly goober

You think I’ll go into a fight unprepared

[rotund gyro]

i am physically and mentally unable to be banished to that realm, because i don't spread misinformation

you on the other hand, fit the criteria

[austere crag]

How am I spreading misinformation

[sharp phoenix]

I suggest trying the non-remastered version, it's only £6.99 on steam atm

[rotund gyro]

exhibit A

[austere crag]

MK11 was so irrelevant I forgot it ever existed, pardon my dementia

[rotund gyro]

sorry craftUnderscore, but the fates have decided

[gleaming ether]

craftUnderscore*

[rotund gyro]

his name is spreading misinformation that he's not craft, but he is indeed craft

[gleaming ether]

[rotund gyro]

i will not be illusioned by his tactics

[minor badger]

[austere crag]

notcraft_ was originally an alt account

[sharp phoenix]

hey nutcraft

[gleaming ether]

BaconLord transitioned to MemeLord

[austere crag]

?

[sharp phoenix]

just saying hey

[gleaming ether]

🥜

[austere crag]

I like deez nuts, they are utmost delectable

[rotund gyro]

ok why does a spotify server have that emote

more importantly, why is there a server dedicated to spotify

[minor badger]

Who knows

[rotund gyro]

I REQUIRE YOUR KNOWLEDGE, LORD OF THE BACONS

[minor badger]

[rotund gyro]

????????

WHY is it called GOD

[minor badger]

This is my knowledge

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/we-bare-bears-believe-clap-ice-bear-gif-16639451

[austere crag]

It’s probably a server where people share their playlists that are songs placed in an order that makes it a meme script/copypasta

[rotund gyro]

thank you for the knowledge, here is your just reward

[minor badger]

Oh no

[rotund gyro]

🍼

[minor badger]

[sharp phoenix]

Baconator saw that coming from a mile away

[austere crag]

I swear emojis are getting weird

[sharp phoenix]

what you mean?

[gleaming ether]

🦻 👴

can you repeat that

[rotund gyro]

you knew it was coming

[sharp phoenix]

I SAID, WHAT YOU MEAN?

[minor badger]

I

did

[gleaming ether]

THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOUT AT ME YOUNG BOY

[sharp phoenix]

sorry sir

[austere crag]

Imagine trying to communicate I fed the baby through emoji

👨🍼👶

I don’t know what about you, but that shit looks like a counter-strike kill feed. That baby wasn’t fed, it was sniped while going from CT start to B by a man standing on suicide

[gleaming ether]

nothing to see here

[sharp phoenix]

my internet is so bad

[austere crag]

And yes, for all you boomers out there, you can no longer peek doors from T start. There’s an additional box there to prevent CTs from dying right after round start. Pretty sure this change was made in operation riptide

[sharp phoenix]

it aint a box

[austere crag]

I mean it’s a corridor between the 2 buildings

[sharp phoenix]

we talking about Dust 2, right?

[austere crag]

https://twitter.com/Skittles/status/1659305893903716352?s=20

Not even skittles is safe from the name change ☠️☠️

SKITTLES (@Skittles)

OK who took the user name SKITTLES on @discord ?? Now I’m the.skittles ☹️

Likes

250

Twitter · May 18, 2023, 9:12 PM

[sharp phoenix]

another discord crash, nice

[fickle badge]

Woooooooo

[gleaming ether]

it crashes like three times daily for me since the themes update lol

[austere crag]

Electron FTW

best way to make a desktop app

[sharp phoenix]

same

[fickle badge]

I wonder why. I haven't had any issues

[gleaming ether]

My computer might have...
a skill issue

[sharp phoenix]

it's just a lowered building thingy basically

[fickle badge]

I shall diagnose it with
Get gud

[molten spade]

about time

[minor badger]

Good thing I use it on web

[austere crag]

The desktop client is just the web version + annoying overlay

[gleaming ether]

Me too, so I can watch three chats on three different screens at the same time
||(no I am not doing that)||

[austere crag]

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to stream Call of Duty: Black Ops III to my friends, thanks

[gleaming ether]

Another Discord crash

[fickle badge]

Reminds me of my issues with crossout during one of their events. Constantly crashed my game

[rotund gyro]

you WHAT

[sharp phoenix]

wait, you use discord on the web?

[minor badger]

yup

[rotund gyro]

BACONLORD NOOOO

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

[gleaming ether]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-kill-it-with-fire-gif-5874326

[fickle badge]

Lmao

[minor badger]

So I don't have another window open taking space 😆

[fickle badge]

Baconlord on another dimension

[gleaming ether]

I don't understand

[rotund gyro]

mr lord of the bacons, i require you to download the desktop app

(please)

[minor badger]

Oh I do have it installed

[sharp phoenix]

I'll buy you saints row 3 non-remaster if you start using the desktop app

[fickle badge]

Why non remaster

[minor badger]

It's even on my task bar and it runs on start

[sharp phoenix]

the remastered one sucks

[fickle badge]

I see

Just get saints row 2. Oh wait it hates steam

[gleaming ether]

tbf there is not a real difference. another advantage is that you can see multiple chat at once by using the discord web version (you can also use the desktop + web version at the same time)

[rotund gyro]

im convinced you're trolling us

[minor badger]

I speak only the truth

[sharp phoenix]

Bacon is bound by the no misinformation CM pact

[rotund gyro]

ok I believe you. here my gratitude 🍼

[fickle badge]

Ok then. When does the finals release

[minor badger]

Precisely

[minor badger]

2023

[fickle badge]

[gleaming ether]

haha virus get rekt

[spiral phoenix]

how about me for raft but i dont need to do anything? 👀 /j

[sharp phoenix]

if you really want raft, I'm happy to gift you it xD

[spiral phoenix]

nono its ok

[austere crag]

The

[fickle badge]

[spiral phoenix]

save ya money

[gleaming ether]

[fickle badge]

[spiral phoenix]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711901432889999420/901563112971460618/snorlaxdumby.gif

[sharp phoenix]

congrats on top 100 btw @minor badger, took your time

[spiral phoenix]

althoooooo

[minor badger]

Yayy ❤️

[sharp phoenix]

just send me your steam

[minor badger]

Will I ever get to top 50 who knows

[gleaming ether]

of course

[spiral phoenix]

for a CM i sure hope so 👀

[gleaming ether]

you could also spam in the staff channel and delete the messages

[sharp phoenix]

easily

[gleaming ether]

[sharp phoenix]

Pretty sure Nate did that when I was infront of him the first time

and he somehow gained 200 messages in a day

he most likely didn't

only 1000 more messages away from top 10 👀

[spiral phoenix]

daang

[rotund gyro]

its fine luke, you'll be 1000 more messages away from top 9 when it's my time to leave

[sharp phoenix]

could always just get the admins to reset your xp 👀

[gusty pumice]

metro last light complete edition is free on steam

[fickle badge]

Donate your xp to us yellows. It is for a good cause

[gleaming ether]

someone give that poor virus some exp

[gusty pumice]

also the whole series is like 13 dollars

[rotund gyro]

if i could, i would

also yellow 4 lyfe

makes gang sign

[fickle badge]

I don't know about that one

[rotund gyro]

you just don't know the potential of what you can do as yellow

[sharp phoenix]

off to be a "responsible" human and go to bed. Night peeps

[fickle badge]

Gn luke

[spiral phoenix]

goodnight!

[coarse sleet]

goodnight luke

[minor badger]

goodnight luke! ❤️

[spiral phoenix]

goodnight everyone!

[minor badger]

Night Dash ❤️

[fickle badge]

Gn dash

[molten spade]

[wary oasis]

l

[cinder wedge]

i miss THE FINALS

[umbral turret]

Wtf ( waiting for THE FINALS )

[cinder wedge]

MTF (missing THE FINALS )

[waxen tree]

Just imagine it. Logging in again or for the first time on new years. Watching clips in discord of all the new strategies people find. Coming in here and seeing the occasional key beggar who refuses to give up on the closed beta. Soon that day will come my fellow community members

[austere crag]

I’m in disbelief right now

My whole life is a lie

[umbral turret]

same

[austere crag]

So, you’re trying to tell me, that Fanta in the states does not look like opaque cat urine

That’s wild

[molten spade]

pineapple fanta?

[austere crag]

They look like 2 different products

[cinder wedge]

what the fuck is wrong with the right bottle

there's no way that's what it actuallylooks like

[austere crag]

That’s exactly what it looks like

I just assumed that’s how it looks like everywhere in the world

[waxen tree]

Another spider showed up in my bathroom dangling from a web. I tried to kill it and failed and now I can’t find it

Unsure what to do

[austere crag]

I found a spider yesterday in my kitchen

I confirmed that enemy is KIA, target took direct hit from empty plastic bottle

[ornate maple]

Yes, all I do is spam staff channels for XP

[ornate maple]

Why is it so shaped

[cinder wedge]

nate stop typing i need to overtake you >:)

[rotund gyro]

Because the one on the right is adhering to eu regulations by not having banned food coloring and not adding corn syrup

[ornate maple]

looks like i JUST beat you

[cinder wedge]

i'm taking back my spot >:(

[sharp phoenix]

Morning

[gleaming ether]

haloha

[sharp phoenix]

Guten morgen

[gleaming ether]

[sharp phoenix]

[cinder wedge]

ah yes
ShaWarMachine

[gleaming ether]

damnn that's good lmao

[cinder wedge]

took a bit for the pieces to click in my head

[nimble locust]

and thats how it looks anywhere

except us

[cinder wedge]

that's not how it looks like in my country

because it isn't called fanta in my country

[rotund gyro]

?

[trim wind]

Wait that was meant no to the left one

[rotund gyro]

Oh

[trim wind]

My discord is trippin

[rotund gyro]

You’re excused. I know it’s hard being old

[trim wind]

Anyway.. the left one doesn’t even look like fanta (or oranges for that matter)

Haha thanks..

[rotund gyro]

Funnily enough that actually looks like squeezed orange juice

It’s more red orangy than yellowish orange

[trim wind]

I’m on my way to make sure other people can become as old as me too

Really? Not my oranges

[rotund gyro]

[hoary eagle]

uhhh fam are you talking about blood oranges? 😅

[cinder wedge]

im omw to make sure i dont

[trim wind]

I was about to ask the same thing

[rotund gyro]

When I get oranges. Imma squeeze them into juice

[hoary eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/disenchantment-luci-bean-do-it-gif-12394100

[nocturne tundra]

Good morning silly egg lovers

[hoary eagle]

Hey silly gauuse

[ornate maple]

Morning!!

[cinder wedge]

[ornate maple]

Do you twerk at me, sir

[cinder wedge]

i do

[ornate maple]

Do you quarrel, sir

[trim wind]

For Yasine’s non-blood orange orange juice!

[sharp phoenix]

Linus is stepping down as CEO

[normal gyro]

yea that was weird to see

[hoary eagle]

As chief vision officer I feel like he probably gets to do more of what he actually enjoys doing.

[trim wind]

Yeah, I’m sure nothing really changes

[sharp phoenix]

I feel like Bear would make a great CVO

[trim wind]

It just needs to be less stressful

[sharp phoenix]

hopefully not, as long as I still see Linus and he doesn't get slowly rooted out of the company then I'm happy

bearded Linus will always be the best thing that happened to Linus though

[trim wind]

Its still his company.. he just wants less corperate kerfuffle

[nocturne tundra]

It's still his company tho, CEO just does the boring business side and Linus can focus on the creative stuff

[nocturne tundra]

I can't watch the old videos anymore, he looks so much better with a beard lmao

[south turret]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-tech-tips-lttstoredotcom-ltt-gif-22583738

[sharp phoenix]

good points

[ornate maple]

CM (Company Manager) Bear

[sharp phoenix]

and then Mod | Luke

(just joking)

[sharp phoenix]

but you guys are the CMs (Company Managers)

[ornate maple]

Does this mean Jekul is your current title?

Like a military rank

[sharp phoenix]

Ah yes, I'm the highest rank in my Jekul society

the second lowest is Jekyll

and then the lowest is Hyde

[ornate maple]

Interesting... 📝

[spiral phoenix]

Helloooo

[hoary eagle]

Haiiii dash!

[spiral phoenix]

Bear!!!!

[rotund gyro]

I just thought it was Luke but just spelled backwards

[normal gyro]

same i just noticed

[ornate maple]

Lukej

You're onto something

[trim wind]

Ello ello, whats going on over here?

[ornate maple]

Hi Povich!

How you doing

[normal gyro]

discussing the jekul rank

[trim wind]

Fine.. just a little drained

[ornate maple]

👀

[sharp phoenix]

shhhhh

but yes, it is just Luke spelt backwards and then J because yeah, Luke J surname

[sharp phoenix]

@rotund gyro outing me

[normal gyro]

I think it’s time to play elden ring for the first time

[sharp phoenix]

amazing game, would say it's probably easier than normal DS

[normal gyro]

Yea i finished the entire DS series this is probably the only souls I haven’t played it

[sharp phoenix]

I still haven't played bloodborne yet and I really want to however I can't be arsed to buy a PS just for it

[normal gyro]

it can be played on pc but it’s a tough journey to get there

[austere crag]

My iPhone felt like leaving my pocket and now the back’s cracked. Anyone got a good “bury me alive” service, please? I’d love to become a satisfied customer

[trim wind]

Just go outside Luke, you already live in Bloodborne

[sharp phoenix]

I have no idea of this concept that you call "Outside"

[normal gyro]

apple care should be your best bury me alive service now

[ornate maple]

Outside of what?

[trim wind]

In Europe Bloodborne is not called that way.. its called Britishborne

[trim wind]

Maybe put a Dbrand sticker over it.. honestly as long as your camera aint hit its not that bad

[normal gyro]

that’s why you should always use a case

[sharp phoenix]

O.O.O.Ooutside of the room I think

[austere crag]

The thing is i have a case

[normal gyro]

how then

[austere crag]

But it just had to land on the comically oversized camera space

[trim wind]

How did it not protecc?

[normal gyro]

oof

[sharp phoenix]

doesn't your case "protect" the cameras with like a bump ?

[normal gyro]

yea happened to me a while ago, the camera bump cracked and the crack spread to the entire back idk how

[austere crag]

Yes it does but my luck is in the negatives

It’s like $120 to repair outside of apple

Not awful, expected far worse

[normal gyro]

iphones usually come with one year of apple care check if yours still has it

[austere crag]

A) it’s limited warranty so basically only manufacturing defects count
B) it’s expired

[trim wind]

I broke the glass over my camera twice in 2 months time.. but aside from that I have had my phone for 4,5 years without too much problems

[normal gyro]

this was changed

[austere crag]

Every repair service and their cat now owns a laser unit designed specifically to fix the back glass so i’m not that screwed

Now the real problem is if your screen dies

Because then you can kiss your super retina xdr display goodbye

It’s not the end of the world, but man, what a way to ruin a friday

I just wanna chill hop on my PC and play some black ops III but shit like this just has to happen

[sharp phoenix]

you can still do that, you don't need to fix your iphone straight away, it can wait till tomorrow

[austere crag]

It can wait however long it needs to

It’s just cosmetic damage, the back did not start falling apart

Means the glue is still together in 1 piece

[trim wind]

As long as moisture can’t get trapped its no sweat

[austere crag]

Yeah i don’t typically waterboard my smart appliances so that shouldn’t be an issue

[sharp phoenix]

I have waterboarded my phone soooo many times

[austere crag]

Plus somehow the actual frosted glass around the camera absorbed the shock, it’s the back glass behind it that gave up

And that’s stuck behind my case so even if my phone magically manages to come in contact with moisture nothing will happen either way

[sharp phoenix]

well, that's good news

[austere crag]

My unlucky luck strikes back\

I broke the one element apple doesn’t track (yet)

[trim wind]

Air?

Earth?