#🥚┇off-topic
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we may be fighters in war, but lovers in Red Panda Appreciation
I know realize that sounded wrong
i shall proudly say i took that red panda photo myself at a zoo 
I thought it was a snake
Appreciation*

So cute
Dude already deserved meme royalty for actually memeing through the beta imho
Give me tips on what body and lens you used, bc it's really nice!
Because being noticed through that !#%^storm
Lens Sony 85mm 1.8/f with a Sony A7R III Camera body
sees price
hey i made gifs aswell! D:

is a gif measured by the effort, or the laughs it creates? huh?
i would argue if it uses a sort of media to convey the joke, yes
be it a still, a gif or a video
Haha lil protective of your title there Darnoux?
I can't tell who won round 1 of the meme war
Isn’t it about the idea behind it too?
isn't about the friends we made along the way?
i would argue 0,1 points to me because he agreed to my argument out of necessity? 🤔
Idk I think its unfair to expect someone to handcraft memes to get a meme title
I think its the memeing value that should count.. engaging.. inspiring.. bringing the community together
NOT VERY GOOD
VERY GOOD
MILD TO SEVERELY NOT GOOD
THIS DECADE HAS A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST ME
BECAUSE WE CAN'T PLAY THE FINALS ™️
YOU ALL NEED TO SMILE
Hi Yasine, why are we yelling?
refuse to smile
no finals >:(
🤨
I removed the gif for the following reason:
dang nate D: ain't no space for love
I don't like who the people are cosplaying.

noted
I think a more appropriate kissing gif choice would be if the characters were not related
no Alabama stuff
Look, I don't think we have to put this in server rules.

better?
Everyone lost their sanity after the beta ended
I think that is rather nice and appropriate. I support them as a couple
And they are definitely not related

tmw beta ended
https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-gif-3684324
The most ironic part is that the game isn’t on xbox
i suppose this was once again relevant
sorry about the name joke, that was nut cool
It's a good name
this guy only speaks meme language
hazzle nut, cause you're a hassle sometimes 
no worries, it's all in good fun
No need to thank me 👍
It morning I make coffee
coffee under pressure like @trim wind ?
There’s some rich lore here
Needs its own wiki
What’s up with mrbeast’s face in his thumbnails? Fucking skinwalker looking ass stare
It’s the stare of destroying everything in your path for the dollar
Damn that startup sequence
Glad to see a cat with a startup animation, cat devs are getting kinda lazy nowadays
Jinx ❤️
We love jinx
Is it just my experiences with them but are all cats with dark fur buggy as hell
The fart smella in my possession probably has logic board water damage, i mean cmon what kinda cat plays with garlic
Not maxwell tho
Jinx is just jinx. They’re jinx.
Maxwell (um actually the cat’s name was Jess) wasn’t like normal cats either. They could read
Yes, but they're allowed to because they're so dapper
i donno why buy now i want a glitching black cat to happen as a random event on the menu screen like walking in the background
I mean why would the cat sit directly on a print that reads “DO NOT BEND” if it could not read
When I unlocked that set and saw that you couldnt equip the duffle bag separately from the jacket I was so sad
idk mcdonalds was prob closed
I just wrote a lesson that’s so insanely immersive.. including multiple animations, clips and sound effects of helicopters crashing etc.. even wrote in a cliffhanger for a next lesson
A... cliffhanger?
Deserted island scenario.. lord of the flies introduction
They don’t have to read the whole book (no worries, we don’t hate the students enough)
Yeah they think they have a single “what if scenario” but I’ll end the scenario with a “rescue”… but the helicopter crashes again..
lol
And in a week or 2 we will have the second part..
Where they have to make choices..
They have to survive in an even worse scenario.. this time limited in their resources, no free choices anymore..
They might have to turn against eachother.. who will die… who will live.. who will.. become the alpha..
You see.. I am the kind of teacher that wants to see blood
Full blown storytelling.. roleplay and immersion
Do or die..
When I was a kid in middle school, they introduced that book by the teacher not showing up for class and seeing what social dynamics unfold as a result. It was pretty fun
That probably wouldn’t work in today’s world though, kids would probably just disengage and go on their phones
If I talk about what happened in my classes when the teacher didn't show up..... Yeah, it checks out
The sound of a bunch of phones overlapping their audio from frantically scrolling through Tiktok
I have awoken
the server channel icons are clipping text now
Not to worry, it's a work in progress 
Happy thoughts 🙂
Kindergarten… why?
You're a teacher ?
I like the boar, wish it was alive though 🐗
If a teacher tried to show that powerpoint slide to anyone not in high school, maybe even in high school, they'd probably get enough complaints to lose their job
If it was though, it'll just be a whole load of "what does this boar head symbolise, how does it symbolise this"
God I hated English lessons in secondary
Kinda scared ngl
Wat gaem
Sekiro
Samurai Souls
You should watch LilAggy play sekiro with a dancemat xD
Tf 
Y'all seen that dude play warzone on a flute, I laugh so hard everytime I see it 🙈
I remember you saying you stopped at a certain boss unless I’m wrong, do you know which boss that was
He's done dancemat, drums, blindfolded all beaten the game
I can probably find out somehow, I'm pretty sure it was after a village was on a fire
Was it a big fat guy with a sword named juzou the drunkard
By the stairs? After that I think
I'll have to reboot the game and see if it still has my save file
What is this server for
to suffer
I mean channel
You gotta have Homies if you wanna reach The Finals
The channel that gets us away from #⚡┇the-finals-chat
I can assume that I could play a decent match with anyone in this channel that's my interpretation of it I guess
if the game was up
maybe
oh yeah i forgot to take my dementia pills
steamgriddb is the best thing ever
finally there's a solution to how horrible most stock library icons (the small ones before the name in app list) look
Why u do dis?
don’t bamboozle my brain Luke
yay silly reverse city builder comes out today
grass simulator 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍
less than an hour
i played both the SNF demo and original prototype and they were both really good
i appreciate the support @sharp phoenix but let's not annoy other people with it hahaha
Hopefully one day i can be seen fit as to receive the title, but for now i shall continue my quest for laughter
@sharp phoenix Have this propaganda poster
worth a try 
you really need that role now
Not yet but I've got her figured out pretty well
it is beyond the control of me sadly.

CMs!!!
i can give you some tips from what i remember if you'd like, or ya can keep power housing through it lol
i think it's up to Mod | Darnoux tbh
Thanks but I'm gonna rough through it
I want to play sekiro again so much
as it's his rank
And my memes are not high quality enough for Darnoux's delicate meme taste buds
My discord name has Shura in it because of it lol
nope, he's just a community mod who got awarded with the role by CMs even before he was a mod
how blurry do you want the captcha?
How's everyone
gamehack 👍
Oh that's interesting
funniest part: this is the microsoft store version
ohhk then
what if nama tama was nama tama 
i feel unwelcome to share my memes in final chat so i'll share them here haha
they being mean over there?
they no like too many memos
pff weirdos

a
8 times better less chaotic, but sometimes it can get real weird here
any references to when it got weird?
i like the chaotic random ooga booga aspect of the finals chat
I dont see a single UwU from Swa
are u trying to throw him under the Tesla Cybertruck?
we were talking about eggsecutive lounge tho, and that was outside
so im still correct
kinda leaves me confused about eggsecutive lounge bcs i still dont know the vibe here and whats different
istg Swa does UwU type stuff, problem is i have no clue what channel it happened but i swear it happened in this one
actually there is a possibility it was in #⚡┇the-finals-chat
UwU
@vivid oar tell them i’m telling the truth that you started an UwU speaking cult and that you became SwUwU for a short amount of time
oh yeah haha
that was definitely me 
Swuwu
Treewe
i will literally pay 1 dolla for anyone that gibs me a free code for The finals 🤓
when is the game releasing
soon ™️
I want this. My wallet does not.
A keyboard which adapts to you. Any software, any language, any style.
Back now on Kickstarter: https://bit.ly/getfluxkeyboard
Prototype Shown.
thats either a direct copy and paste of the finalmouse keeb or finalmouse direct copy and pasted that
Cept the FinalMouse Centerpiece looks less like a concept and less fragile
As an absolute fiend for the 2016-2019 MBP Touch Bar I love the idea of the top panel being essentially a stream deck built directly into the board
this is cool and all but it would be hella distracting, at least for me
It’s definitely trying to compete with the Centerpiece but it’s not a 1:1 copy
yeah idk guess it depends on if finalmeme copyrighted it or not lul
both look dope tbh
so far the kickstarter has 1.6 mil in backing
I still have embed perms thank God
it's interesting that they took a page out of steelseries' book where a screen is placed where there's unused space
I wonder how the downsides are, like added latency ect.
except for the fact that the panels on steelseries keyboards stuck from personal experience
anyway I have returned
what do I missed while I was away
I think one of the coolest potential features i didnt even see on there lul is the ability to see your discord on the keeb or your twitch chat lol
instead of having to have a second monitor ect
from what i can tell it isn't the typical kickstarter scam
their youtube channel has videos of a physical model and they showed off an earlier prototype in an event in australia
yeah the updates are lit
desktop is pretty similar to how it's been for the past 7 years
Oak..
@soft locust .. stop D:
Ow wait it wasn’t oak haha
Nvm.. have a good night everyone
No.. been working too hard
jd aaa
I see the last of us part 1 port is going well 
Can we just abolish consoles already so they stop holding games back
consoles are convenient to some people so unfortunately no we can not.
finalmouse centerpiece was the biggest disappointment EVER.
the company hyped up the product for over a year, saying that keyboards will never be the same after their release. What an L they took with that crap. I knew it was going to be a disappointment the closer we got to the release. It's a meme
because optimisation
oh
because Iron Galaxy
instead of having someone like Nixxes which Sony own do the port, Iron Galaxy did it instead
Iron Galaxy are also the people who ported/made Arkham Knight for PC which was known as being a fucking shit port
ooof
Oh god I remember that lol

The most dogshit port I had to suffer through is forza horizon 3 for Windows
Even on my RTX 3070 which is way newer than the highest end GPUs on that game’s release date, it still think I’m out of VRAM even on the lowest settings
Dolphin emulator is coming to Steam later this year
I’m worried honestly
It might end with a CnD from Nintendo
I found CSGO crates in my inventory that are from 2013 and now I have like $40 in my steam account 
Too bad nothing is worth its price 
I still have a few sticker capsules from last year that I got like 29p each I think
Most of them are worth £1 now 
Get that bag brother
I won’t be surprised if this money sits in my account and ends up going to Finals credits
I'll wait a bit longer, probably keep going up once more and more are used in the wild
I really don’t think it’s all that far fetched to assume so, it is Sony after all
There are the gamers, we don't need a nudes
Bot
Was wondering wtf was going on
It has been exterminated 🫡
Good
what was it 🤨

Do not worry about it.
Yeah

getting thanos'd is a pretty big deal
that’s what you get
daily announcement that i really miss this game
smells like weak pc's
Good morning
I miss The Finals
Morning!
@hoary eagle I can’t latte art
It does :x
Morning! That's a good cat cup
Thank youuu
At my job we don’t have the right tools to make real good cappuccino 😦
The coffee is good and we got one of those frothers but its meh
What makes a really good cappuccino?
Morning
yeah, finally hopefully get my stitches out tomorrow
Fingers crossed!
yeah, either that or they're gonna add new stitches because a part of the wound slightly reopened yesterday but it doesn't look like it's massively deep
Do they not have dissolving stitches? I've only ever had those, more convenient not to have them removed
sadly not, would be a lot easier than normal ones
I usually have dissolving ones for most other issues however guess they don't work for like big things?
Not sure, I assume doctors know best!
The only awkward bit is when some of them don't dissolve, not pleasant lol
Anyways, hopefully you'll be done with stitches soon, not the best experience all around
I don't mind stitches that much apart from how weird they look and the fact the part that doesn't have a stitch is slightly open
it's the packing in my ear that's just constantly annoying 
I'm afraid to ask what happened lol, is this tied to the bike thing
nah nah, this was just a normal ear op to fix a hole in the eardrum
I see, sounds scary 
I've only had one accident on a motorbike but luckily that didn't require anything from the hospital
Riding safely huh? I've always wanted to take my father's motorbike for a little trip, but a) i'm squeamish b) he probably wouldn't let me 
always riding safely, yes
ooo balls, forgot to submit my timesheet for the month for work and now the system is down for 2 weeks
Uh oh, the maliciousness of technology 
who da fuck puts a system down for 2 weeks that is used for leave requests and timesheets 
That's gonna hit everyone hard since it's vacation planning season, haha
Gooooood morning my lovelies!
Hey!
morning gob
morning
Morning!
Literally OTL emoji

@violet horizon sold Imbarq for chocolate bars
R.I.P
Considering Imbarq’s net worth was $0 it was worth
LMAO
How are we doing today?
I will not sell out!
I have no complaints. But let's just say that me and my tailbone are not 9n good terms right now
Pondering the existence of snow at the end of March
I am steadfast on my morals!
Oof, time to sit propped up on pillows lol
Global warming is a myth :^)
That's satire
I figured 
Haha yeah, but rather nerve pain than broken bones so I'm blessed with no major injuries
I know global warming is real, I'm not THAT insane
The amount of people who can't take a joke, I have to preface that my insane rants about the world being flat and pigeons being government spy cameras is a meme and that I'm not that paranoid
But is Finland real? 
I think, we've figured it out that you're joking Goblin 
I'm aware of the shit the UK government is capable of and somehow, spy camera pigeons and faking the earth being flat is a bit too much for them :^)
Ofcourse not :v
Have you heard a Finnish person talk? It's literal gibberish
Hahaha
Earth really just said “nvm bro” and decided that we’re heading towards the next ice age instead
Perkele isn't a word
If i want a good laugh and some energy when I'm sleepy, i just listen to someone speaking Finnish
Bingo! It's not a real language
but birds aren't real
Obviously birds are real 😉

Acquiring items legally

Jackdaws are so funny, one of them stole my chicken when I was at a zoo
LMAO
Can confirm, corvids are essentially goblins so therefore, I'm willing to say they're definitely birds
The Goblin King approves of Goblin Birds!
what's everyone up to today?
hopefully something productive!
I can always respond "this" 😄
The cool kids get pink
😂
Ripping out 120 year old render in my dad's bathroom
It's full of horse hair because that's that they used back in the day to make it all stick xD
you're still ripping that stuff out, damn
Mate, yesterday was tiles, today is render and lats
good luck 🙂
Already got the render off, now onto lats and nails

Oh big mood
LilAggy doing sekiro blindfolded is nuts
and now you're a meme
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
@ornate maple please pin this
Or @austere crag

i have meme that's been pinned... @winged summit HAND OVER THE FUCKING MEME ROYALTY!
It's time he passes it down to the protégé
Mr Noux moved on to modhood, it's time he pass on the mantel to us mortals!
okay that's pretty good

Yasine is now locked into Medium build 👀

The teammate who won’t stop spamming request revive 200m away from the cashout that was just initiated
I’ve never used a massage chair that didn’t feel cold and mechanical instead of relaxing
Me looking for my teammate revive token after they leveled an entire building in Monaco and used it as their burial site
Tfw you turn the corner and hear the whirring of multiple turrets locking on to you
YASIN
NO
yo yasin
yas...in 😉

embrace the yasin
You pronounce my name "yeah-seen"
Now try saying it without the E

orz
Yasin
hey hey hey @sharp phoenix 👀 ey ey ey? 

@ornate maple did I illegally give feedback? D:

lmao all i see is kekw on my screen
Kek double U

My bulk order of 18 king size chocolate bars comes in the mail today
Hell yeah brother
Kunai was covering for Mannix
What happened
I never thought I’d be in possession of 18 Reese’s fast breaks at one given time
Also

this is a true "my first little Bike" moment
Don't call me out like that 
lmfaoo what type of bikes do you have?
Why?
lmao you crash them or something
I miss The Finals
Used to have a cb500f but currently written off so probably gonna get an MT-07 once I get the money
Or I will be sensible and just buy a car instead
Irrational move get the 07
You have convinced me
didn’t take much then
Never does when bikes are involved
Cant beat a 0-60 less than four seconds only on a 500cc starter
How about walking
Honda cbr500r
hiking is fun yes
I buy too much hardware to own a vehicle of any sorts 
been meaning to get more mods ie exhaust, clutch, rims etc
Get a motorcycle its funn! Just look out for fellow deers
motorcycles are my nemesis and I've always got omega scaredy catty when riding passenger on them
I never bothered with modding my bike, only thing it had extra that I put on was engine protector bar thingys
Riding passenger on a motorbike sucks, it's a lot easier and less scary when you're the one in control of the bike
thats cause you're trusting someone with your life more than a car. That and they're also trusting you when it comes to cornering
I'd recommend it although stock is def ideal for reselling purposes
Its still 40f but I miss riding so dearly
Nice looking bike, I never got used to the sports bike riding position
Not sure if you've seen the picture I put of my bike before on here but there you go
That is a very fast Deermobile
Oo yeah stock isnt the worst but I heccin hate how goofy the stock muffler looks
Yeah, sounded nice though
it only 500 cc beau just wait till I upgrade to an r1 
tru tru def better than harleys pitter spatter

I still need to pass my full A license if I wanted to get like an R1 or fireblade
I'll stick to GPUs and drifting on Assetto 
But yeah, I'm atm restricted to anything up to 47bhp or 35kw
Can still get an MT-07 and restrict it and then totally leave the restrictor in
Thats where I was confused in us once you get your endorsement you can buy a 1000cc if you're a decent liar or meet a scummy businessman
yeah, US is weird when it comes to anything related to motorbikes
especially when some states you don't even need a helmet by the looks of it
I just had a pressbyrå sausage. Not bad at all 😄
they do be nice when you need one on the fly
Exactly
Respecc I have for you Deer, increased by 40000.
Hello gamers
Yeah I run a golf cart rental company and the first rental on a cart they destroyed it
Completely killed the seat belt and some of the body
human moment ._.
They dragged it down the road and got it caught in the wheel
that's just... pathetic tho
Tried to hide it from me as well
But I have their credit card on file so jokes on them
buy a golf cart with it

Nah I can only take as much as it costs to repair
Legal whatnot
They signed a rental agreement and accepted my tos and all that so they can't get out of paying for it
at least you have their card on file
Yeah
what happens if it's like a card with no balance on it?
Sue em
I guess you can go to court?
yeah, fair
But I already took the money out so they can only refude the charges now
Which would be illegal
It's just a headache to make the bank give me the money
what kind of idiots rent something and bring it back broken without admitting they fucked up
a weird species called humans often do such things
I would have just charged them for the parts only if they had admitted it but they tried to hide it so now they have to pay my whole security deposit
fair
yeah, I sent it and was like "oh yeah, just people"
Dingos tried to check out early from their condo to escape my tree wrath
Since I'm partnered with a vacation rental company I can see alot of extra info
wait, did you manage to catch them before they disappeared then?
Nope
But they made a bunch of fuss at the condo rental company about a bunch of little stuff right before they left
I'm thinking they thought I was part of the condo rental company and they could get out of it with a bunch of complaints
But I'm a separate entity doing business solely with their renters
don't forget to add a wall of shame with pictures of everyone who tried to fuck you over
I would totally do that if I had an office
Still trying to get a lot in town to get something built
Hope it all works out
Oh it will work out it's just a headache
They signed a legally binding rental agreement
They can't weasel out at all
huh
oh, the first steps when opening up a business, that's the hardest time! shit like this is going to happen.
Roast update: it was good
Took your time
I came here in hopes that the chat here isn't dead
unfortunately, it appears as though all chats are dead
🧐
🧐
🥹
👉 👈
Release day info plllsss
I dont have any
When we shall both drown in the river ill cry
Anybody know if there’s any online sellers making finals merch like stickers or patches or anything
I want an OSPUZE sticker to cover the brand name on my water canteen
This is the only game I could ever see myself buying merch and in-game items from. I would 100% buy an ospuze sticker
wait this game's merch would actually be so clean
Eggselant
me: who can’t pet Namatama 
Time to pay up 💸
Morning yolks!
morning
Go to sleep tf
Yes, please sleep 
Morning
Hi!
March is about to end, so it's time to think about how we still haven't processed January
someone in my neighbourhood having a party at 9 am 
How.....
idk xd
Is it a birthday? A wedding? A divorce?
i can't see it, just can hear music blasting like 100m away and people shouting and stuff lmao
Loll, good luck to them!
Maybe they didn't want a party at night because they didn't want to wake people up
Quite nice of them 
I can't because WE STILL HAVE SNOW AND DEGREES BELOW ZERO
AAAAAAAAAAA
Also had snow here! But at least the temps are above zero
Tbh 9 am on Thursday party >>>> 11 pm on Wednesday party 
Wait we're almost in April??
I know, right... 1/4 of the year just about to be gone
Don't worry, give it a month and it'll be Christmas
BAER
We had an insane snowstorm on March 28 after a few days of summer temperature and now we're at 5°C again
ANTKOP
Same here!
Maybe not a snowstorm, but it looked crazy
A friend in the Americas mentioned a situation where they checked for snow tornadoes
BJÖRN
YASSINE
Yasin* 
Coffee and cookie time
Cafecito? 👀
When are we gonna be gym bros 😦
I am slowly getting appropriately dressed for it
CAFECITO
Sigh picture flipped >.>
Amazing cafecito
Took n extra shot because @hoary eagle lightroasted my last cup here
Yes I made a coffee roasting pun
NAYISE
I have a funny picture of the bus stop from across the street
which shows the amount of snow
A bit snowy
Oh jeez
Usual stuff here
Past 4 years it's always been 0 snow in winter then a short but strong snowstorm in March/April
You reminded me @soft locust hasn’t even given me my membership yet
@feral ice you back yet?
Where has the honorary meme king gone?
I mean.. give him the rank already so its official haha
and idk, he got muted yesterday due to spicy feet lettuce jokes
Excuse me
I leave y'all for a day and the chat goes to spicy feet lettuce jokes? smh
He isn't muted anymore, so I guess he is out of jail now
Oh you don't even know, we have to ban feet I think
lightroasted lmao
This is a feet-free zone thnx.
Answer my question 😭
aside from that, he does make eggcellent memes
Sir, I just came back to the text "spicy feet lettuce jokes" gimme a minute to catch my breath from laughing and catch up 
This is why you have to let them play THE FINALS
I thought it they go nutty
Without it*
you still locked into mondays and fridays only?
to be fair, I'm pretty sure they were all nutty before the beta as well. But I get your point 
Gonna unlock wednesdays too actually!
But no training for this week, my tailbone is still cranky 
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
as a previously ok snowboarder I call BS on this.. if you snowboard you gotta live with yourself.. no backing out of daily life stuff
I have my best workouts on the weekend, no work-stress, less ppl and all.
Hmmmm fair enough, if you ever decide to work out on a week day though, let a friend know
Povich. It was my first time
UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSAKTA!?
Oh, no. I work out most weekdays too 😅 but I tend to be there around 20:00 ish
jk you're ok.
wait what did I miss? 
Oh so we're now lifting each other?
Fell a ton on my butt while snowboarding. Here’s the summary
ngl, I barely need to see the clip anymore. Just the sound make me giggle cause I know too well
I can lift you up too: I think you're all great
why are you not using a picture where you fell on your butt
bruh why am I laughing at this 



It is hahaha dw feel free to laugh. I didn’t seriously injure myself
The kid is there like 🧍♂️ lol noob
Me trying to snowboard
next year this will be Yasine
this is actually a really good gif to show how snowboarding works
Me and @hoary eagle
Ngl I'd be too scared to snowboard, having my feet pinned together doesn't sound fun
LMAO
That’s what I thought at first but it becomes natural to you on the slope
falling does
And then when you’re at the bottom
I'm a pro at falling...

Scale is a bit off, but I'll take it lol
Wasn't necessarily referencing height, let's call it width 
LMAAAAAAO
🤣
This is going to be one of those days, put on headphones 2 hours ago and forgot to turn on music and then wondered why i had my headphones on. At least I have warm ears I suppose..
w i d e
chonkyboi
i hope yall there have someone who takes care of Johannes
Never see him in the office anymore, should we send someone for a house visit? 

You are welcome, I got new coffee! :D

Ah i see that he’s stuck in the WFH vortex
omw
I found out where the overpressure valve is of my coffee machine.. its really dead
it was making noises but nothing came out and out of the blue a jet of coffee came out of a hole next to the normal snouts... thankfully I put a large cup underneath rather than my microccino shot cups
(espresso cups but I make mini cappuccinos with m)
so yeah.. next to my trip, finally replacing my gpu.. I guess I'm gonna have to fast forward getting a new coffee machine :c
ooof
I hope you didn't put oat milk in it
no...
its the coffee bit that clearly is f'ed
I think I can clean the machine and get it to work for a little while again but clearly its not just maintenance it needs.. probably need to rip out the brew units and maybe replace all the tubing
and for what? semi good use of my really good beans?
my beans deserve better
Sorry, it's a bit of a hermetic joke, at an office I worked people kept messing up the coffee machine with oat milk 
I wish all the best to your coffee beans
don't get me started on the egg coffee again.

never tried egg coffee
I wanna get a gaggia classic pro and mod it to get the right pressure
and the right basket.. apparently its mediocre
it's a sweet setup
Hola, friends!
Hey!
I personally got the La Pavoni Esperto Competente or a Olympia Express in my sights
They’re not exactly affordable though
While we’re on the topic: anyone in here know their espresso grinders? Would love a recommendation
thats a tough one.. because it also depends on your basket what grind works best
and therefor.. how compex the grinder gotta be
Coffee? Weird way to spell preworkout
Weird way to spell 
Frfr
What price range?
<why not both gif>
<expensive gif>
Been looking at the niche zero as the affordable option
I just lured @lament musk to get a Rocket, think he ended up getting a Giannino.
I’ll look it up
Ohh, it only has 1 year warranty from the manufacturer, but the minimum legal required warranty is 2 years here. Maybe I’ll get one of those, hope it breaks within the second year and get a free update every 1.5-2 years 🤔
Boy, I love consumer rights❤️
Coffee costs money though
Its pretty tho!
Dry run it
I think the cafe downstaiurs uses one of those
its a little.. over the top though
that would be more expensive than the coffee machine I want
Even though it seems to be a repackaged macap leo 55
and thats AFTER MODS
Oooo those keycaps look great
Their ceramic
I think i would go for a rancilio instead actually
Sounds very nice
because.. it doesn't need mods?
Or one of the really old gaggias instead, i dont trust the new ones particularly much
How does James Hoffman feel about this!?
its basically a crappy philips
then again, you are dutch, you probably prefer that xD
why does my 🧠 say these look like ice cubes and will melt as soon as you put them on a board lol
Melt from being so fire
My parents don't even trust Philips for their coffee machine...
they got one of them delonghi fully automatic ones
stays in his tiny corner with a moka pot and pre ground coffee bags
There’s just not many lever options out there for aspiring coffee perfectionists
We respect all types of bean juice in here.
Just the pressure gauges and the group temp indicator is huge
well. gaggia is philips, been for a while. they even sneakily recreated the gaggia classic in 2015 which was basically a relabeled gaggia baby
Moka pot can be good.. if its the steel variant
The aluminum variant gives weird taste
I’ll note down the machine you recommended
It all depends on if you can mod it into shape
I wanted to get some black ice keycaps
i think bear had one before, so there is that! .)
The Cremina is like 2x the la pavoni in price, but has more consistent temperatures, better steam and is more physically stable
Hard decision
The rancilio, does it need modding or does it already get good pressure?
And is the wand ok? I hate shit wands
I had the Silvia V1 and upgraded with parts from the v4, made for a great machine. No need to mod anything (with the v4 wand etc).
Did u try running vinegar through it?
sounds like a fun evening project
Meh not worth it no more tbh
Try plopping the individual bits in warm water mixed with vinegar for an hour?
I will run vinegar through it again to hopefully get it back to working order
Yeah could do that too
he just wants an excuse to buy a new machine ;)
Cleans the kettle too hehehhe
I just hate fully automatic machines more and more
Just get a new machine, Povich
Oh yeah thats my jam
I have other plans first
I've only ever used one of those capsule machines
Don’t bother with the vinegar, it probably won’t work anyway
Missing The Finals
In the next months I wanna travel a little and finally finish upgrading my pc to “current spec” aka replace the gpu
exactly, you have our blessing @trim wind :D
After that.. sure
coffee is more important!
Wdym.. you aren’t gonna offer me a cup when I travel yo way?
We all do
my coffeemachine is more expensive than my computer xD
We need to have a conversation about that tho. 
Or are you planning on just getting me drunk >.>
so you are saying i should buy a new computer?
Hoping I will tell spicy foot lettuce stories I can’t share here..
The answer to that is always yes.
All you need is a raspberry pi and willpower
Please not again 
You've just been uninvited to the office my friend.
We both know I’m not
please enlighten us povich
What espresso machine did you say you have?
I genuinely can’t share the story here
hahaha
Buying PC parts is the reason I will always have a Moka pot
Unlike some other people I do know the rules
I sold all my espresso gear.. to fund a new gpu 

What GPU you got ?
Oh f.. forgot my appointment
BLASPHEMY
real GAEMER
Got the 4080
I got two back to back I'm saying goodbye to everything I ever owned.
me over here with the 1660
I'm gonna build a 3060 ti PC this month
That explains it 
POOOOOVIIICCCCCHHHHH 🤦♂️
Whaaa
I want to disassemble my ps5 which I don't use anyways and build a PC with its parts
You could tear the wii down to the bare electronics
I was having a conversation!!
Shh
I did end up buying a chemex setup instead for the weekends, but I'm pretty much always in the office and we have good espresso here. 
Yes I know, I just don't have the experience to hard mod it quite yet
nah a home coffee machine is required

Get a throwaway wii to practice with so you dont damage your own
Fff its raining outside
But its kinda warm so its like spring rain smell
Kinda missed that
Let the pollen hit the floor
Petrichor?
The eShop closing had an upside, got me interested in collecting, softmodding and hardmodding so I just started reading up on it all, just homebrewed my 3ds a few days ago
And by interested I mean foaming at the mouth because of how cool a modded Wii looks
I wish I could buy fine ground bags to justify buying a cezve
Yea I know I should be getting a Wii and possibly a ds from my relatives soon, and there's a cheapish Wii on eBay I want to buy
Wow rule 9 you PIRATE













