#🥚┇off-topic

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austere crag
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If anyone asks i was here

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This is going to be a legendary moment

feral ice
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we may be fighters in war, but lovers in Red Panda Appreciation

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I know realize that sounded wrong

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i shall proudly say i took that red panda photo myself at a zoo Pepe_pog

sharp phoenix
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I thought it was a snake

feral ice
feral ice
sharp phoenix
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So cute

trim wind
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Dude already deserved meme royalty for actually memeing through the beta imho

ornate maple
trim wind
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Because being noticed through that !#%^storm

feral ice
ornate maple
feral ice
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hey i made gifs aswell! D:

sharp phoenix
feral ice
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is a gif measured by the effort, or the laughs it creates? huh?

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i would argue if it uses a sort of media to convey the joke, yes

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be it a still, a gif or a video

trim wind
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Haha lil protective of your title there Darnoux?

sharp phoenix
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I can't tell who won round 1 of the meme war

trim wind
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Isn’t it about the idea behind it too?

feral ice
sharp phoenix
feral ice
trim wind
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Idk I think its unfair to expect someone to handcraft memes to get a meme title

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I think its the memeing value that should count.. engaging.. inspiring.. bringing the community together

trim wind
rotund gyro
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HELLO

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HOW IS EVERYONE

cinder wedge
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NOT VERY GOOD

feral ice
austere crag
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MILD TO SEVERELY NOT GOOD

feral ice
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WHY ARE YOU ALL SAD!

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LEMME GIV YOU SMILES!

austere crag
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THIS DECADE HAS A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST ME

cinder wedge
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BECAUSE WE CAN'T PLAY THE FINALS ™️

rotund gyro
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YOU ALL NEED TO SMILE

ornate maple
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Hi Yasine, why are we yelling?

rotund gyro
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So please do

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My ears were still not popping from the flight, sorry about that

cinder wedge
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refuse to smile
no finals >:(

rotund gyro
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🤨

cinder wedge
ornate maple
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I removed the gif for the following reason:

feral ice
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dang nate D: ain't no space for love

ornate maple
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I don't like who the people are cosplaying.

feral ice
cinder wedge
ornate maple
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I think a more appropriate kissing gif choice would be if the characters were not related

sharp phoenix
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PepeNoted no Alabama stuff

ornate maple
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Look, I don't think we have to put this in server rules.

sharp phoenix
rotund gyro
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Literally me after not being active for days in here

austere crag
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Everyone lost their sanity after the beta ended

ornate maple
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And they are definitely not related

austere crag
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Oh good.

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Microsoft bundles solitaire collection premium with game pass

cinder wedge
austere crag
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The most ironic part is that the game isn’t on xbox

feral ice
austere crag
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Literally me when my message gets deleted

feral ice
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sorry about the name joke, that was nut cool

sharp phoenix
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It's a good name

austere crag
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If i’m a nut, what type of nut am i

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That’s the real question

cosmic birch
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this guy only speaks meme language

feral ice
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no worries, it's all in good fun

austere crag
dusk mirage
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It morning I make coffee

feral ice
dusk mirage
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Needs its own wiki

austere crag
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What’s up with mrbeast’s face in his thumbnails? Fucking skinwalker looking ass stare

dusk mirage
austere crag
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Damn that startup sequence

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Glad to see a cat with a startup animation, cat devs are getting kinda lazy nowadays

ornate maple
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Jinx ❤️

austere crag
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We love jinx

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Is it just my experiences with them but are all cats with dark fur buggy as hell

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The fart smella in my possession probably has logic board water damage, i mean cmon what kinda cat plays with garlic

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Not maxwell tho

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Jinx is just jinx. They’re jinx.

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Maxwell (um actually the cat’s name was Jess) wasn’t like normal cats either. They could read

ornate maple
feral ice
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i donno why buy now i want a glitching black cat to happen as a random event on the menu screen like walking in the background

austere crag
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I mean why would the cat sit directly on a print that reads “DO NOT BEND” if it could not read

rancid cloud
dusk mirage
# rancid cloud

When I unlocked that set and saw that you couldnt equip the duffle bag separately from the jacket I was so sad

frosty vine
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idk mcdonalds was prob closed

trim wind
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I just wrote a lesson that’s so insanely immersive.. including multiple animations, clips and sound effects of helicopters crashing etc.. even wrote in a cliffhanger for a next lesson

austere crag
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A... cliffhanger?

trim wind
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Deserted island scenario.. lord of the flies introduction

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They don’t have to read the whole book (no worries, we don’t hate the students enough)

trim wind
# austere crag A... cliffhanger?

Yeah they think they have a single “what if scenario” but I’ll end the scenario with a “rescue”… but the helicopter crashes again..

austere crag
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lol

trim wind
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And in a week or 2 we will have the second part..

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Where they have to make choices..

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They have to survive in an even worse scenario.. this time limited in their resources, no free choices anymore..

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They might have to turn against eachother.. who will die… who will live.. who will.. become the alpha..

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You see.. I am the kind of teacher that wants to see blood

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Full blown storytelling.. roleplay and immersion

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Do or die..

dusk mirage
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When I was a kid in middle school, they introduced that book by the teacher not showing up for class and seeing what social dynamics unfold as a result. It was pretty fun

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That probably wouldn’t work in today’s world though, kids would probably just disengage and go on their phones

ornate maple
dusk mirage
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The sound of a bunch of phones overlapping their audio from frantically scrolling through Tiktok

sharp phoenix
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I have awoken

somber basalt
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the server channel icons are clipping text now

ornate maple
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Not to worry, it's a work in progress fiend

trim wind
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Happy thoughts 🙂

austere crag
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What grade do you teach again

trim wind
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Kindergarten… why?

sharp phoenix
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You're a teacher ?

ornate maple
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I like the boar, wish it was alive though 🐗

austere crag
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If a teacher tried to show that powerpoint slide to anyone not in high school, maybe even in high school, they'd probably get enough complaints to lose their job

sharp phoenix
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If it was though, it'll just be a whole load of "what does this boar head symbolise, how does it symbolise this"

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God I hated English lessons in secondary

dusk mirage
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Kinda scared ngl

safe valve
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Wat gaem

dusk mirage
cinder wedge
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Samurai Souls

sharp phoenix
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AYY, great game

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Hard af

dusk mirage
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This game is so good

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When you pull stuff off you gasp and feel like a samurai

sharp phoenix
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You should watch LilAggy play sekiro with a dancemat xD

safe valve
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Y'all seen that dude play warzone on a flute, I laugh so hard everytime I see it 🙈

dusk mirage
# sharp phoenix Hard af

I remember you saying you stopped at a certain boss unless I’m wrong, do you know which boss that was

sharp phoenix
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He's done dancemat, drums, blindfolded all beaten the game

sharp phoenix
dusk mirage
sharp phoenix
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I'll have to reboot the game and see if it still has my save file

tropic lion
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What is this server for

cinder wedge
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to suffer

tropic lion
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I mean channel

dusk mirage
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You gotta have Homies if you wanna reach The Finals

sharp phoenix
dusk mirage
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I can assume that I could play a decent match with anyone in this channel that's my interpretation of it I guess

cinder wedge
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if the game was up
maybe

austere crag
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server restructure?

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i swear those emojis weren't there the last time i was here

sharp phoenix
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They were always here

austere crag
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oh yeah i forgot to take my dementia pills

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steamgriddb is the best thing ever

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finally there's a solution to how horrible most stock library icons (the small ones before the name in app list) look

steep cloud
full mauve
austere crag
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yay silly reverse city builder comes out today

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grass simulator 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

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less than an hour

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i played both the SNF demo and original prototype and they were both really good

feral ice
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i appreciate the support @sharp phoenix but let's not annoy other people with it hahaha KEKW Hopefully one day i can be seen fit as to receive the title, but for now i shall continue my quest for laughter

wispy nest
feral ice
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@sharp phoenix Have this propaganda poster

sharp phoenix
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worth a try kekw

bronze wave
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Lady butterfly is a fun fight

soft crystal
dusk mirage
feral ice
soft crystal
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CMs!!!

bronze wave
feral ice
dusk mirage
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Thanks but I'm gonna rough through it

bronze wave
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I want to play sekiro again so much

feral ice
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as it's his rank

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And my memes are not high quality enough for Darnoux's delicate meme taste buds

bronze wave
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My discord name has Shura in it because of it lol

soft crystal
sharp phoenix
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how blurry do you want the captcha?

gusty pumice
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How's everyone

cinder wedge
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not so good

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nose bled twice today

austere crag
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gamehack 👍

gusty pumice
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Oh that's interesting

austere crag
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funniest part: this is the microsoft store version

feral ice
gusty pumice
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ohhk then

bright cloud
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what if nama tama was nama tama friend

feral ice
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i feel unwelcome to share my memes in final chat so i'll share them here haha

sharp phoenix
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they being mean over there?

feral ice
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they no like too many memos

sharp phoenix
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pff weirdos

tropic lion
violet horizon
void echo
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egg

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how do you rate eggsecutive lounge compared to the finals chat?

safe valve
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Another new game lul "Everywhere Game"

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So many new games coming in 23' hype

glossy granite
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a

void echo
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this doesnt answer my question tho

bright cloud
full mauve
void echo
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i like the chaotic random ooga booga aspect of the finals chat

full mauve
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uhh Swa starting UwU tuesday every once in a while

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shit got crazy then

void echo
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I dont see a single UwU from Swa

void echo
full mauve
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nope

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found one

sharp phoenix
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What's wrong with UwU

void echo
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so im still correct

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kinda leaves me confused about eggsecutive lounge bcs i still dont know the vibe here and whats different

full mauve
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istg Swa does UwU type stuff, problem is i have no clue what channel it happened but i swear it happened in this one

gusty pumice
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UwU

full mauve
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@vivid oar tell them i’m telling the truth that you started an UwU speaking cult and that you became SwUwU for a short amount of time

vivid oar
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that was definitely me kekw

full mauve
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shit was wild lmao

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i became Retrowospect for the sake of it fiend

vivid oar
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Swuwu

placid turtle
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Treewe

nimble spindle
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i will literally pay 1 dolla for anyone that gibs me a free code for The finals 🤓

trim wind
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I am tired

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Everyone pray for me

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and guess what.. I am.... almost back in the top 5

sharp venture
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when is the game releasing

trim wind
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soon ™️

austere crag
trim wind
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WOO I DID IT! 😄

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TOP 5 ;D

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to clarify.. some time ago I was on the top so yolo

safe valve
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thats either a direct copy and paste of the finalmouse keeb or finalmouse direct copy and pasted that

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Cept the FinalMouse Centerpiece looks less like a concept and less fragile

austere crag
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As an absolute fiend for the 2016-2019 MBP Touch Bar I love the idea of the top panel being essentially a stream deck built directly into the board

queen coyote
austere crag
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It’s definitely trying to compete with the Centerpiece but it’s not a 1:1 copy

safe valve
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yeah idk guess it depends on if finalmeme copyrighted it or not lul

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both look dope tbh

austere crag
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so far the kickstarter has 1.6 mil in backing

finite vale
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I still have embed perms thank God

austere crag
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it's interesting that they took a page out of steelseries' book where a screen is placed where there's unused space

safe valve
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I wonder how the downsides are, like added latency ect.

austere crag
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except for the fact that the panels on steelseries keyboards stuck from personal experience

finite vale
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anyway I have returned

what do I missed while I was away

safe valve
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I think one of the coolest potential features i didnt even see on there lul is the ability to see your discord on the keeb or your twitch chat lol

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instead of having to have a second monitor ect

austere crag
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from what i can tell it isn't the typical kickstarter scam

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their youtube channel has videos of a physical model and they showed off an earlier prototype in an event in australia

spice crater
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whoa crazy update to the discord

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i like

austere crag
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depends on which one

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mobile has a new A/B test for a different layout

bright cloud
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yeah the updates are lit

austere crag
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desktop is pretty similar to how it's been for the past 7 years

trim wind
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Oak..

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@soft locust .. stop D:

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Ow wait it wasn’t oak haha

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Nvm.. have a good night everyone

soft locust
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LMAO????

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POVICH YOU OK??

trim wind
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No.. been working too hard

hard wren
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jd aaa

sharp phoenix
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I see the last of us part 1 port is going well WideArrive

dusk mirage
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Can we just abolish consoles already so they stop holding games back

gusty pumice
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consoles are convenient to some people so unfortunately no we can not.

void echo
spice crater
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why is it so bad?

sharp phoenix
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because optimisation

spice crater
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oh

dusk mirage
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It’s all on purpose

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Just kidding but no clue how you fuck up that bad

sharp phoenix
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because Iron Galaxy

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instead of having someone like Nixxes which Sony own do the port, Iron Galaxy did it instead

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Iron Galaxy are also the people who ported/made Arkham Knight for PC which was known as being a fucking shit port

queen coyote
safe vault
austere crag
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The most dogshit port I had to suffer through is forza horizon 3 for Windows

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Even on my RTX 3070 which is way newer than the highest end GPUs on that game’s release date, it still think I’m out of VRAM even on the lowest settings

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Dolphin emulator is coming to Steam later this year

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I’m worried honestly

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It might end with a CnD from Nintendo

dusk mirage
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I found CSGO crates in my inventory that are from 2013 and now I have like $40 in my steam account happy_friend

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Too bad nothing is worth its price sad_friend

sharp phoenix
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I still have a few sticker capsules from last year that I got like 29p each I think

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Most of them are worth £1 now kekw

dusk mirage
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I won’t be surprised if this money sits in my account and ends up going to Finals credits

sharp phoenix
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I'll wait a bit longer, probably keep going up once more and more are used in the wild

dusk mirage
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I really don’t think it’s all that far fetched to assume so, it is Sony after all

gilded obsidian
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There are the gamers, we don't need a nudes

solid thunder
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Someone delete this shit lmao

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Bro really posted jt in every channel

vivid sparrow
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WHAT

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AHAEOLRHGNEAERGBNAPEO;GNAEO;RGI

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WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT IN EVERY CHANNEL

solid thunder
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Bot

vivid sparrow
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no mods are online at the moment

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horrible, horrible hour, eh?

fickle badge
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Was wondering wtf was going on

solid thunder
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It has been exterminated 🫡

fickle badge
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Good

vocal glacier
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what was it 🤨

fickle badge
solemn dawn
solid thunder
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Yeah

solemn dawn
vivid sparrow
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getting thanos'd is a pretty big deal

solemn dawn
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that’s what you get

cinder wedge
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daily announcement that i really miss this game

feral ice
rotund gyro
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Good morning

cinder wedge
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I miss The Finals

feral ice
trim wind
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Morning!

trim wind
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@hoary eagle I can’t latte art

trim wind
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It does :x

ornate maple
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Morning! That's a good cat cup

trim wind
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Thank youuu

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At my job we don’t have the right tools to make real good cappuccino 😦

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The coffee is good and we got one of those frothers but its meh

ornate maple
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What makes a really good cappuccino?

sharp phoenix
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Morning

ornate maple
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Hello!

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It's a nice wednesday

sharp phoenix
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yeah, finally hopefully get my stitches out tomorrow

ornate maple
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Fingers crossed!

sharp phoenix
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yeah, either that or they're gonna add new stitches because a part of the wound slightly reopened yesterday but it doesn't look like it's massively deep

ornate maple
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Do they not have dissolving stitches? I've only ever had those, more convenient not to have them removed

sharp phoenix
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sadly not, would be a lot easier than normal ones

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I usually have dissolving ones for most other issues however guess they don't work for like big things?

ornate maple
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Not sure, I assume doctors know best!

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The only awkward bit is when some of them don't dissolve, not pleasant lol

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Anyways, hopefully you'll be done with stitches soon, not the best experience all around

sharp phoenix
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I don't mind stitches that much apart from how weird they look and the fact the part that doesn't have a stitch is slightly open

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it's the packing in my ear that's just constantly annoying kekw

ornate maple
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I'm afraid to ask what happened lol, is this tied to the bike thing

sharp phoenix
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nah nah, this was just a normal ear op to fix a hole in the eardrum

ornate maple
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I see, sounds scary sad_friend

sharp phoenix
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I've only had one accident on a motorbike but luckily that didn't require anything from the hospital

ornate maple
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Riding safely huh? I've always wanted to take my father's motorbike for a little trip, but a) i'm squeamish b) he probably wouldn't let me kekw

sharp phoenix
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always riding safely, yes

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ooo balls, forgot to submit my timesheet for the month for work and now the system is down for 2 weeks

ornate maple
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Uh oh, the maliciousness of technology kekw

sharp phoenix
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who da fuck puts a system down for 2 weeks that is used for leave requests and timesheets kekw

ornate maple
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That's gonna hit everyone hard since it's vacation planning season, haha

sand jacinth
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Gooooood morning my lovelies!

ornate maple
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Hey!

sharp phoenix
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morning gob

rotund gyro
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A summary of how my snowboarding went past weekend

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"kill me"

feral ice
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morning

ornate maple
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Morning!

ornate maple
sharp phoenix
feral ice
sharp phoenix
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R.I.P

austere crag
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Considering Imbarq’s net worth was $0 it was worth

rotund gyro
sand jacinth
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How are we doing today?

sand jacinth
rotund gyro
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I have no complaints. But let's just say that me and my tailbone are not 9n good terms right now

ornate maple
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Pondering the existence of snow at the end of March

sand jacinth
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I am steadfast on my morals!

ornate maple
sand jacinth
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That's satire

ornate maple
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I figured kekw

rotund gyro
sand jacinth
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I know global warming is real, I'm not THAT insane

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The amount of people who can't take a joke, I have to preface that my insane rants about the world being flat and pigeons being government spy cameras is a meme and that I'm not that paranoid

ornate maple
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But is Finland real? kekw

rotund gyro
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I think, we've figured it out that you're joking Goblin KEKW

sand jacinth
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I'm aware of the shit the UK government is capable of and somehow, spy camera pigeons and faking the earth being flat is a bit too much for them :^)

sand jacinth
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Have you heard a Finnish person talk? It's literal gibberish

ornate maple
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Hahaha

austere crag
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Earth really just said “nvm bro” and decided that we’re heading towards the next ice age instead

sand jacinth
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Perkele isn't a word

rotund gyro
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If i want a good laugh and some energy when I'm sleepy, i just listen to someone speaking Finnish

sand jacinth
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Bingo! It's not a real language

sand jacinth
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Obviously birds are real 😉

ornate maple
rotund gyro
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Nate is a jackdaw

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Speaking, monitoring, adminning

ornate maple
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Acquiring items legally

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Jackdaws are so funny, one of them stole my chicken when I was at a zoo

rotund gyro
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LMAO

sand jacinth
ornate maple
sand jacinth
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Corvids, rats and raccoons

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All the goblin creatures

sharp phoenix
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what's everyone up to today?

void echo
ornate maple
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I can always respond "this" 😄

sharp phoenix
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so you work for Embark as a CM?

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and don't have the blue tag Huh

dusk mirage
sharp phoenix
ornate maple
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😂

sand jacinth
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Ripping out 120 year old render in my dad's bathroom

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It's full of horse hair because that's that they used back in the day to make it all stick xD

sharp phoenix
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you're still ripping that stuff out, damn

sand jacinth
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Mate, yesterday was tiles, today is render and lats

sharp phoenix
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good luck 🙂

rotund gyro
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Oof

sand jacinth
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Already got the render off, now onto lats and nails

rotund gyro
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MY FRIENDS MADE ME INTO AN EMOTE

sharp phoenix
ornate maple
austere crag
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HaveYasineMyWillToLive

sharp phoenix
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LilAggy doing sekiro blindfolded is nuts

feral ice
rotund gyro
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@ornate maple please pin this

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Or @austere crag

austere crag
rotund gyro
austere crag
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Congrats Yasine you've been meme pinned

rotund gyro
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Not the first time

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Pin below it is also me KEKW

austere crag
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Yes, but, now you, yourself, is a meme

feral ice
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i have meme that's been pinned... @winged summit HAND OVER THE FUCKING MEME ROYALTY!

rotund gyro
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Nah Mr Noux is our meme royalist

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Embark says so

sharp phoenix
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It's time he passes it down to the protégé

feral ice
rotund gyro
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No

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He will forever be meme royalty. This is the way

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He made this master piece

feral ice
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KEKW okay that's pretty good

sharp phoenix
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Your next task Irr

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Make a cool emote with nama tama

feral ice
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oh yeah... i ain't got photoshop Sadge

sharp phoenix
ornate maple
bleak turret
dusk mirage
trim wind
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Massage chairrrrr

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Everyone is hard at work in the room and I’m like..

dusk mirage
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I’ve never used a massage chair that didn’t feel cold and mechanical instead of relaxing

bleak turret
dusk mirage
feral ice
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OMFG yes, my partner just invited me out for sushi!

trim wind
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Every time the program is ending I extend it my ten minutes

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And it locks my legs

rotund gyro
bleak turret
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YASIN

rotund gyro
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NO

feral ice
rotund gyro
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No

feral ice
rotund gyro
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🤨

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@bleak turret this is your fault

bleak turret
rotund gyro
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FIX IT

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CORRECT THE EMOJI NAME

bleak turret
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BUT

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IF I PRONOUNCE THE E IT DOESNT SOUND AS GOOD ON THE PHRASE

feral ice
rotund gyro
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Now try saying it without the E

bleak turret
rotund gyro
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Good

vivid sparrow
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orz

ornate maple
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Yasin

feral ice
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hey hey hey @sharp phoenix 👀 ey ey ey? pepeEvil

rotund gyro
trim wind
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@ornate maple did I illegally give feedback? D:

austere crag
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?

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You're good

trim wind
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According to this message I was trespassing hehe

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Not a contestant nor a rising star

austere crag
rotund gyro
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Phew, good thing I'm not green

full mauve
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lmao all i see is kekw on my screen

rotund gyro
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Kek double U

sharp phoenix
dusk mirage
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My bulk order of 18 king size chocolate bars comes in the mail today

cinder wedge
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wtf

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kunai alt confirmed

sharp phoenix
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Kunai was covering for Mannix

dusk mirage
#

What happened

sharp phoenix
#

One of @feral ice memes

dusk mirage
#

I never thought I’d be in possession of 18 Reese’s fast breaks at one given time

sharp phoenix
trim wind
trim wind
sharp phoenix
#

Don't call me out like that PepeHands

molten spade
#

lmfaoo what type of bikes do you have?

trim wind
#

mostly.. bicycles

#

I had 4 at some point

#

in different parts of the country 😄

sharp phoenix
#

Why?

full mauve
#

lmao you crash them or something

cinder wedge
#

I miss The Finals

sharp phoenix
#

Or I will be sensible and just buy a car instead

trim wind
#

no I just.. owned a bunch of bicycles

#

I'm Dutch.. :x

molten spade
sharp phoenix
#

You have convinced me

full mauve
#

didn’t take much then

sharp phoenix
#

Never does when bikes are involved

molten spade
#

Cant beat a 0-60 less than four seconds only on a 500cc starter

sharp phoenix
#

I'm gonna guess you own a motorbike

#

Which one you got ?

bleak turret
#

How about walking

molten spade
#

Honda cbr500r

molten spade
bleak turret
#

I buy too much hardware to own a vehicle of any sorts sad_friend

molten spade
#

been meaning to get more mods ie exhaust, clutch, rims etc

molten spade
bleak turret
sharp phoenix
sharp phoenix
molten spade
molten spade
#

Its still 40f but I miss riding so dearly

sharp phoenix
#

Nice looking bike, I never got used to the sports bike riding position

#

Not sure if you've seen the picture I put of my bike before on here but there you go

bleak turret
#

That is a very fast Deermobile

molten spade
#

Oo yeah stock isnt the worst but I heccin hate how goofy the stock muffler looks

sharp phoenix
#

Yeah, sounded nice though

molten spade
#

it only 500 cc beau just wait till I upgrade to an r1 skinwalker

#

tru tru def better than harleys pitter spatter

bleak turret
sharp phoenix
#

I still need to pass my full A license if I wanted to get like an R1 or fireblade

bleak turret
#

I'll stick to GPUs and drifting on Assetto cryc

sharp phoenix
#

But yeah, I'm atm restricted to anything up to 47bhp or 35kw

#

Can still get an MT-07 and restrict it and then totally leave the restrictor in

molten spade
#

Thats where I was confused in us once you get your endorsement you can buy a 1000cc if you're a decent liar or meet a scummy businessman

sharp phoenix
#

yeah, US is weird when it comes to anything related to motorbikes

#

especially when some states you don't even need a helmet by the looks of it

dusk mirage
#

What's everyone cookin today

#

I gotta roast some sausage/peppers/onions/potatoes

late prawn
#

I just had a pressbyrå sausage. Not bad at all 😄

rotund gyro
late prawn
#

Exactly

void echo
placid turtle
#

Hello gamers

soft crystal
#

hello tree

#

whadup

placid turtle
#

Dealing with idiots breaking my stuff

#

Fun day

soft crystal
#

uugh

#

at work?

placid turtle
#

Yeah I run a golf cart rental company and the first rental on a cart they destroyed it

#

Completely killed the seat belt and some of the body

soft crystal
#

human moment ._.

placid turtle
#

They dragged it down the road and got it caught in the wheel

soft crystal
placid turtle
#

Tried to hide it from me as well

#

But I have their credit card on file so jokes on them

soft crystal
placid turtle
#

Nah I can only take as much as it costs to repair

#

Legal whatnot

#

They signed a rental agreement and accepted my tos and all that so they can't get out of paying for it

sharp phoenix
#

at least you have their card on file

placid turtle
#

Yeah

sharp phoenix
#

what happens if it's like a card with no balance on it?

soft crystal
sharp phoenix
#

yeah, fair

placid turtle
#

But I already took the money out so they can only refude the charges now

#

Which would be illegal

#

It's just a headache to make the bank give me the money

sharp phoenix
#

what kind of idiots rent something and bring it back broken without admitting they fucked up

soft crystal
placid turtle
#

I would have just charged them for the parts only if they had admitted it but they tried to hide it so now they have to pay my whole security deposit

sharp phoenix
placid turtle
#

Dingos tried to check out early from their condo to escape my tree wrath

#

Since I'm partnered with a vacation rental company I can see alot of extra info

sharp phoenix
#

wait, did you manage to catch them before they disappeared then?

placid turtle
#

Nope

#

But they made a bunch of fuss at the condo rental company about a bunch of little stuff right before they left

#

I'm thinking they thought I was part of the condo rental company and they could get out of it with a bunch of complaints

#

But I'm a separate entity doing business solely with their renters

sharp phoenix
#

don't forget to add a wall of shame with pictures of everyone who tried to fuck you over

placid turtle
#

I would totally do that if I had an office

#

Still trying to get a lot in town to get something built

sharp phoenix
#

Hope it all works out

placid turtle
#

Oh it will work out it's just a headache

#

They signed a legally binding rental agreement

#

They can't weasel out at all

weary ivy
#

who has a 3/2/ds

#

You may be in for a sweet surprise

sharp phoenix
#

huh

void echo
dusk mirage
#

Roast update: it was good

sharp phoenix
#

Took your time

bright cloud
void echo
#

I came here in hopes that the chat here isn't dead

#

unfortunately, it appears as though all chats are dead

safe vault
#

🧐

sour plank
#

🧐

safe vault
sour plank
#

I dont have any

safe vault
#

When we shall both drown in the river ill cry

dusk mirage
#

Anybody know if there’s any online sellers making finals merch like stickers or patches or anything

#

I want an OSPUZE sticker to cover the brand name on my water canteen

velvet flume
#

the finals merch would actually be kinda lit

#

me buying irl the finals skins

uneven prism
#

This is the only game I could ever see myself buying merch and in-game items from. I would 100% buy an ospuze sticker

bright cloud
#

wait this game's merch would actually be so clean

glossy bolt
bright cloud
rotund gyro
#

Good morning, don't forget to pet NamaTama

full mauve
#

me: who can’t pet Namatama sad_friend

rotund gyro
#

Time to pay up 💸

ornate maple
#

Morning yolks!

mellow stream
#

morning

solemn steppe
#

It's 3:21 in the morning

#

I am in so much pain

rotund gyro
#

Go to sleep tf

ornate maple
#

Yes, please sleep Capypray

sharp phoenix
#

Morning

ornate maple
#

Hi!

#

March is about to end, so it's time to think about how we still haven't processed January

gleaming ether
#

someone in my neighbourhood having a party at 9 am lmao

ornate maple
#

How.....

gleaming ether
#

idk xd

ornate maple
#

Is it a birthday? A wedding? A divorce?

gleaming ether
#

i can't see it, just can hear music blasting like 100m away and people shouting and stuff lmao

ornate maple
#

Loll, good luck to them!

sharp phoenix
#

Maybe they didn't want a party at night because they didn't want to wake people up

#

Quite nice of them kekw

gleaming ether
#

society
outplayed.

#

german law
respected.

#

😎

rotund gyro
#

AAAAAAAAAAA

ornate maple
#

Also had snow here! But at least the temps are above zero

ornate maple
ornate maple
sharp phoenix
#

Don't worry, give it a month and it'll be Christmas

soft crystal
#

BAER

soft crystal
hoary eagle
ornate maple
#

Maybe not a snowstorm, but it looked crazy

#

A friend in the Americas mentioned a situation where they checked for snow tornadoes

rotund gyro
hoary eagle
ornate maple
#

Yasin* kekw

trim wind
#

Mooornninnnn

#

Guess what time it is!?

sharp phoenix
#

Coffee and cookie time

trim wind
#

Oh shit

#

Haha probably also smort

#

I’ll quickly get those then haha

ornate maple
#

Cafecito? 👀

rotund gyro
trim wind
#

I am slowly getting appropriately dressed for it

#

CAFECITO

#

Sigh picture flipped >.>

sharp phoenix
trim wind
#

Twas a..

#

Hmmm.. like an oats cookie.. like.. granolalike

ornate maple
#

Amazing cafecito

trim wind
#

Took n extra shot because @hoary eagle lightroasted my last cup here

#

Yes I made a coffee roasting pun

soft crystal
soft crystal
#

which shows the amount of snow

sharp phoenix
#

A bit snowy

ornate maple
#

Oh jeez

trim wind
#

Hehehe

#

I mean aaawww

soft crystal
#

Usual stuff here

#

Past 4 years it's always been 0 snow in winter then a short but strong snowstorm in March/April

trim wind
#

You reminded me @soft locust hasn’t even given me my membership yet

trim wind
#

@feral ice you back yet?

ornate maple
#

Where has the honorary meme king gone?

trim wind
#

I mean.. give him the rank already so its official haha

#

and idk, he got muted yesterday due to spicy feet lettuce jokes

rotund gyro
#

Excuse me

hoary eagle
#

I leave y'all for a day and the chat goes to spicy feet lettuce jokes? smh

ornate maple
#

He isn't muted anymore, so I guess he is out of jail now

ornate maple
hoary eagle
ornate maple
#

Thank you for officially confirming there will be no feet in THE FINALS

rotund gyro
trim wind
#

aside from that, he does make eggcellent memes

hoary eagle
austere crag
#

This is why you have to let them play THE FINALS

#

I thought it they go nutty

#

Without it*

hoary eagle
hoary eagle
trim wind
#

you can use me as a dumbbell at this point..

#

a dumbassbell

trim wind
#

Haha I mean.. I weigh like.. 75kg?

#

you can lift that ez yeah bro?

rotund gyro
#

But no training for this week, my tailbone is still cranky KEKW

hoary eagle
trim wind
hoary eagle
trim wind
#

rest is for the weak hombre

rotund gyro
rotund gyro
trim wind
#

UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSAKTA!?

hoary eagle
trim wind
#

jk you're ok.

rotund gyro
ornate maple
#

Oh so we're now lifting each other?

rotund gyro
hoary eagle
# rotund gyro

ngl, I barely need to see the clip anymore. Just the sound make me giggle cause I know too well

ornate maple
#

I can lift you up too: I think you're all great

trim wind
#

why are you not using a picture where you fell on your butt

hoary eagle
trim wind
ornate maple
rotund gyro
hoary eagle
#

Hahahahah 💀

#

bruh, hope you feel better but honestly that is somehow a hilarious pic

rotund gyro
#

It is hahaha dw feel free to laugh. I didn’t seriously injure myself

trim wind
#

what he doesn't want us to know is that the kid in the picture wooped his ass

ornate maple
#

The kid is there like 🧍‍♂️ lol noob

trim wind
#

this is what happened after that

#

I found actual footage people

rotund gyro
#

Me trying to snowboard

ornate maple
trim wind
#

next year this will be Yasine

#

this is actually a really good gif to show how snowboarding works

rotund gyro
#

Me and @hoary eagle

ornate maple
#

Ngl I'd be too scared to snowboard, having my feet pinned together doesn't sound fun

rotund gyro
#

LMAO

rotund gyro
trim wind
#

falling does

rotund gyro
#

And then when you’re at the bottom

trim wind
#

I'm a pro at falling...

rotund gyro
hoary eagle
rotund gyro
#

How tall are you

ornate maple
#

Somewhere between 5'7'' and 9'10'' then

hoary eagle
lament musk
#

This is going to be one of those days, put on headphones 2 hours ago and forgot to turn on music and then wondered why i had my headphones on. At least I have warm ears I suppose..

austere crag
#

w i d e

hoary eagle
gleaming ether
hoary eagle
gleaming ether
lament musk
sharp phoenix
#

Bear loves changing his name JaleBeard

#

Not exactly the emoji I wanted but yeah kekw

ornate maple
rotund gyro
trim wind
#

I found out where the overpressure valve is of my coffee machine.. its really dead

#

it was making noises but nothing came out and out of the blue a jet of coffee came out of a hole next to the normal snouts... thankfully I put a large cup underneath rather than my microccino shot cups

#

(espresso cups but I make mini cappuccinos with m)

#

so yeah.. next to my trip, finally replacing my gpu.. I guess I'm gonna have to fast forward getting a new coffee machine :c

hoary eagle
#

ooof

ornate maple
#

I hope you didn't put oat milk in it

trim wind
#

no...

#

its the coffee bit that clearly is f'ed

#

I think I can clean the machine and get it to work for a little while again but clearly its not just maintenance it needs.. probably need to rip out the brew units and maybe replace all the tubing

#

and for what? semi good use of my really good beans?

#

my beans deserve better

ornate maple
#

Sorry, it's a bit of a hermetic joke, at an office I worked people kept messing up the coffee machine with oat milk kekw

#

I wish all the best to your coffee beans

hoary eagle
#

don't get me started on the egg coffee again.

ornate maple
trim wind
#

never tried egg coffee

#

I wanna get a gaggia classic pro and mod it to get the right pressure

#

and the right basket.. apparently its mediocre

hoary eagle
trim wind
#

and its affordable..

#

ish..

steep cloud
#

Hola, friends!

ornate maple
#

Hey!

steep cloud
#

They’re not exactly affordable though

#

While we’re on the topic: anyone in here know their espresso grinders? Would love a recommendation

trim wind
#

thats a tough one.. because it also depends on your basket what grind works best

#

and therefor.. how compex the grinder gotta be

austere crag
#

Coffee? Weird way to spell preworkout

ornate maple
#

Weird way to spell ospuze

austere crag
#

Frfr

hoary eagle
steep cloud
#

Been looking at the niche zero as the affordable option

hoary eagle
steep cloud
#

I’ll look it up

#

Ohh, it only has 1 year warranty from the manufacturer, but the minimum legal required warranty is 2 years here. Maybe I’ll get one of those, hope it breaks within the second year and get a free update every 1.5-2 years 🤔

#

Boy, I love consumer rights❤️

austere crag
#

Just wear it down from constant use

#

Dont let the machine rest

steep cloud
austere crag
trim wind
#

I think the cafe downstaiurs uses one of those

#

its a little.. over the top though

#

that would be more expensive than the coffee machine I want

lament musk
austere crag
#

Im just waiting on these keycaps to arrive finally

#

Its been a year almost

trim wind
#

and thats AFTER MODS

austere crag
#

Oooo those keycaps look great

austere crag
lament musk
austere crag
#

Sounds very nice

trim wind
lament musk
#

Or one of the really old gaggias instead, i dont trust the new ones particularly much

trim wind
#

How does James Hoffman feel about this!?

lament musk
#

its basically a crappy philips

#

then again, you are dutch, you probably prefer that xD

trim wind
#

the new gaggias?

#

omg.. HOW DARE YOU D:<

hoary eagle
trim wind
#

they got one of them delonghi fully automatic ones

bleak turret
#

stays in his tiny corner with a moka pot and pre ground coffee bags

steep cloud
hoary eagle
steep cloud
#

Just the pressure gauges and the group temp indicator is huge

lament musk
#

well. gaggia is philips, been for a while. they even sneakily recreated the gaggia classic in 2015 which was basically a relabeled gaggia baby

trim wind
#

Moka pot can be good.. if its the steel variant

#

The aluminum variant gives weird taste

bleak turret
#

I love it, its fast, strong enough and easy to clean.

#

Yeah steel is the way to go.

trim wind
#

It all depends on if you can mod it into shape

austere crag
#

I wanted to get some black ice keycaps

lament musk
steep cloud
#

The Cremina is like 2x the la pavoni in price, but has more consistent temperatures, better steam and is more physically stable

#

Hard decision

trim wind
#

The rancilio, does it need modding or does it already get good pressure?

#

And is the wand ok? I hate shit wands

hoary eagle
steep cloud
trim wind
#

I did I did

#

It needs to be disassembled

lament musk
trim wind
steep cloud
#

Try plopping the individual bits in warm water mixed with vinegar for an hour?

trim wind
#

I will run vinegar through it again to hopefully get it back to working order

#

Yeah could do that too

lament musk
trim wind
#

Cleans the kettle too hehehhe

hoary eagle
trim wind
steep cloud
#

Just get a new machine, Povich

trim wind
#

I have other plans first

ornate maple
#

I've only ever used one of those capsule machines

steep cloud
#

Don’t bother with the vinegar, it probably won’t work anyway

cinder wedge
#

Missing The Finals

trim wind
#

In the next months I wanna travel a little and finally finish upgrading my pc to “current spec” aka replace the gpu

lament musk
#

exactly, you have our blessing @trim wind :D

trim wind
#

After that.. sure

lament musk
#

coffee is more important!

trim wind
#

Wdym.. you aren’t gonna offer me a cup when I travel yo way?

ornate maple
lament musk
#

my coffeemachine is more expensive than my computer xD

hoary eagle
trim wind
#

Or are you planning on just getting me drunk >.>

lament musk
trim wind
#

Hoping I will tell spicy foot lettuce stories I can’t share here..

hoary eagle
weary ivy
#

All you need is a raspberry pi and willpower

bleak turret
#

Please not again katiecrygif

hoary eagle
trim wind
#

We both know I’m not

weary ivy
#

please enlighten us povich

steep cloud
trim wind
#

I genuinely can’t share the story here

weary ivy
#

hahaha

bleak turret
#

Buying PC parts is the reason I will always have a Moka pot

trim wind
#

Unlike some other people I do know the rules

hoary eagle
weary ivy
trim wind
#

Oh f.. forgot my appointment

gleaming ether
#

real GAEMER

hoary eagle
bleak turret
weary ivy
#

me over here with the 1660

soft crystal
#

I'm gonna build a 3060 ti PC this month

sharp phoenix
hoary eagle
trim wind
weary ivy
#

I want to absorb the Wii into my computer

#

I have plenty of room in my case

soft crystal
#

I want to disassemble my ps5 which I don't use anyways and build a PC with its parts

austere crag
trim wind
#

I was having a conversation!!

steep cloud
hoary eagle
# steep cloud **BLASPHEMY**

I did end up buying a chemex setup instead for the weekends, but I'm pretty much always in the office and we have good espresso here. nootnoot

weary ivy
soft crystal
#

nah a home coffee machine is required

sharp phoenix
austere crag
trim wind
#

Fff its raining outside

#

But its kinda warm so its like spring rain smell

#

Kinda missed that

#

Let the pollen hit the floor

steep cloud
weary ivy
#

The eShop closing had an upside, got me interested in collecting, softmodding and hardmodding so I just started reading up on it all, just homebrewed my 3ds a few days ago

And by interested I mean foaming at the mouth because of how cool a modded Wii looks

bleak turret
#

I wish I could buy fine ground bags to justify buying a cezve

weary ivy
trim wind
#

Wow rule 9 you PIRATE