🥚┇off-topic

[dusty kernel]

it's not shitposting, these are poorly timed bursts of cringe yet funny memes

[trim wind]

They clearly moved away from the destruction to go large scale.. you are asking too much man.. Dice is working their asses off

[sand jacinth]

You just said skill issue, K:D tends to be the best expression of skill in a shooter because lord knows that bumrushing a flag takes 0 skill in BF2042 with wall hacks and sensor grenades and there's no movement techs to express skill. The game is shallow as all fuck and if you think there's anything to express skill other than just shooting people, you're nuts

[trim wind]

They could’ve abandoned the game and lay a bunch of people off because of comments like that

[dusty kernel]

this is what happends when you demand a new game every 2 years

[feral ice]

This is what a good BF Player looks like Fuck yo K/D, it's all about that win rate

[sand jacinth]

And look how that went for them. Should have stuck to what they knew but instead tried to innovate with some cringe Overwatch type stuff and map design that killed the game at launch, genuinely pathetic

[trim wind]

I mean COD did every year releases >.>

[dusty kernel]

yeah, and the only good thing that comes out of it are graphics

because rest of the game is dogshit

[edgy plover]

im just joshin, i cant wait til i am reunited with my one true love.... nama tama

[trim wind]

Stuck with what they knew? You are aware that most veterans left dice a few years ago, you’re on the discord of the product of that

[trim wind]

Thank god haha

[sand jacinth]

My WR is similar to yours mate, put me in a little bird, see how quick those flags get capped. Doesn't mean the game is good. Cry and get mad all you want, it's a bad game and everyone hates it, dead game made by a husk of development team

[sand jacinth]

Keenly aware mate, love Embark for what they did in the past and what they're making now :) I basically grew up on BFBC2, BF3 and 4

[feral ice]

oooh you're a pilot, that makes everything more clear. Also who peeped on your toast this morning? You seem very sour over BF 2042, and gets very mad just because i think it's good

[trim wind]

Dice likely has a fairly young team rn who had to reacquaint themselves with frostbite

[sand jacinth]

Bruh, I'm actually an SMG rusher, just good with a little bird too :L

[trim wind]

And if I understood correctly updating the engine is more than half of the development time

[sand jacinth]

And nah, I'm not mad, just sad that the franchise that I grew up on fell into genuine mediocrity. But if we wanna start accusing people of random garbage, are you some kind of DICE shill? Why do you, so vocally try to defend a game that is still, to this day, hated by the vast majority of players, despite knowing everyone is going to say the same shit. "It doesn't feel like battlefield and it's still suffering with the issues that were built into it because it was rushed out the door FAR too early and investors wanted to make it into anything but what it was supposed to be."

[austere crag]

yeah no for real nobody should treat a game or a game company like some sort of divine entity
as a consumer it really becomes our responsability to not defend something thats clearly flawed

[feral ice]

It's not without it's fault, but i enjoy the game so to me it's a good game today

||Wouldn't wanna tell this mans how much i love Cyberpunk 2077 ||

[trim wind]

I think its not a dice thing, Its a “respect people’s hard work” thing

[sand jacinth]

As far as I'm concerned, DICE is dead :L Which should be obvious because Embark is just all the best bits of the DICE we all knew and loved

[trim wind]

Now the beta is over, you should scroll through some of the feedback here.. the language used

[simple mountain]

wat iis dice

these guys writing full essays what

[trim wind]

Honestly they should add a mandatory “how to constructive feedback” test before being allowed into the feedback sections haha

[simple mountain]

oh they just slow typers lol

[trim wind]

@solid plover my best idea yet haha

[austere crag]

im gonna keep it real i have more fun with BF2042 than i have with MW2 but jesus the second i saw the finals i was praying for it to be better enough for me to never have to touch any of those franchises again

@sand jacinth
honestly? its a natural process of developers moving on with their lives and going to work at better projects so thats why im slowly starting to make sure i follow the devs who worked on a game itself rather than the name of the company they worked for

[austere crag]

company that makes the battlefield games

[sand jacinth]

See, that's like comparing apples to oranges there dude. Cyberpunk dropped as nearly unplayable, buggy mess and they patched out the vast vast majority of bugs and performance issues and after that, it was actually a fire game, I'd argue even better than the Witcher games.
BF2042 is still worse than the vast majority of battlefields, only second to Hardline. And even then, I actually really liked Hardline xD

[dusty kernel]

If BF2042 is considered a "good game" for you then you must have your standards put really REALLY low

[feral ice]

i mean my standard is: Am i having fun, or no fun?

[trim wind]

BF2042 is just a game who took a wrong direction and because it has a biyearly release they just try to fix it but are not going to remake the game because they move on to make the next game better.

[sand jacinth]

Yeah, I've been waiting for Embark to show their faces and then they appear out of Nowhere with ArcRaiders and The Finals, both games are my kinda game and they both look insanely good xD

[trim wind]

BFV got so much flak for a pretty solid game

People want to see the world burn

[sand jacinth]

Honestly, just give me Battlefield 4:2

[feral ice]

Yet you still have people on the internet saying Cyberpunk is an unredeemable mess of bugs and bad story telling, i still remember the out cry when Cyberpunk 2077 got the labor of love award

[austere crag]

EA had some mad ideas of how to go about marketing the game

[trim wind]

And why? Because of minor annoyances? I got really high in my emotions about some of the changes but I still respect the people working hard behind it

[sand jacinth]

Just gimme a sequel to 3 or 4

[trim wind]

With this game too**

[simple mountain]

ohhhh tysm

[austere crag]

usually those awards are taken very seriously among the community and when they see a game thats mostly just fixing bugs then... yeah there will be an outrage even more so when theres other games out there still updating it with content bringing new life over to them

[sand jacinth]

Difference is though, go play them both. Cyberpunk has been patched into a VERY playable game from the shitty mess it was in. BF2042 can't un-become not a battlefield game :L

2042 is still 2042 which is what people hated about it. Cyberpunk is now, finally Cyberpunk which is what people wanted from it.

[sand jacinth]

Never played much BFV or BF1 but the time I had with BFV, I enjoyed. Never did quite get the hate.

[austere crag]

only thing that annoys me in regards to cyberpunk 2077 is... somehow theres people who legitimately claim the anime to be better than the game itself

[sand jacinth]

And it's world's better than how CoF has been doing WW2

[trim wind]

The hate was EA’s inclusivity marketing.. which I think shouldn’t matter

[sand jacinth]

As someone who doesn't like anime. The anime is fucking incredible.

[dusty kernel]

BFV got so much hate without really a good reason apart from this shitty ass trailer we got with robo-arm girl, but the hate and critisism towards BF2042 is more than deserved.

It's good that many issues that were adressed towards BF2042 are being fixed and worked on, but it still needs to have a lot of work done.

[feral ice]

literally do play both, weekly. And i agree Cyberpunk is VERY playable, always loved the game since day 1. BF2042 have also gotten rid of most of the bugs, at least in my experience. But saying the game is nowhere near being a Battlefield game is just being pouty and a stubborn child.

And to say cyberpunk is what people wanted from it? HUGE delusional lie, even as a fan i can accept that the game did not live up to some peoples stupid expectations due to pre launch rumors and in development features that never ended up in the final version

[trim wind]

And I’m sure the devs are doing their best, but they likely also want to move on and make the next game spectacular

[austere crag]

i agree i liked the anime but come on its absolutely unfair to even compare how REAL the characters feel and act in the game over to the ones in the anime

[gaunt badge]

Hi

[dusty kernel]

Because it is lol
Cyberpunk 2077 is a great game, but anime in terms of the story and characters is way better.

[austere crag]

as someone whos seen the previous works made by the same directors of edgerunners? it isnt

[trim wind]

I do hope they get a multiplayer expansion some day haha

[supple robin]

cyberpunk 2077 might be in the same situation as no man's sky, horrible launch but gets way better over time

[south turret]

I bought cyberpunk 2077 because they said it will be a multiplayer game

fucking gg

[feral ice]

i mean it was definitely planned, but was scrapped after the poor reception

[south turret]

shit ass lying company

[trim wind]

Well lets hope they replan it

[feral ice]

they never said it would be lol, they were developing a standalone version of the game to be multiplayer, kind of like standalone multiplayer version of GTA

[dusty kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-huh-steve-harvey-confused-gif-17449734

[trim wind]

Yessssss that would be awesome haha

[edgy plover]

damn dude, you never played Witcher 3?

[trim wind]

And broken probably…

[south turret]

no

[trim wind]

.. okay this is escalating

[sand jacinth]

No, you're ignoring my points. I said comparing the two games is like comparing apples to oranges. You're talking about a completely unplayable but incredible game and a terrible but completely playable game. Cyberpunk got patched into playability and was incredible despite the issues it started off with. 2042 has shit baked in that they either can't change or don't have the time to that make it not feel like a proper battlefield game. I mean, it took them so long to add the class system and even that is half baked because the heroes still exist!

[south turret]

It was literally one of the promises pre-release

[dusty kernel]

the difference is that NMS now is a completely different game than what we got at launch, Cyberpunk is just fixed and in a state of what we should get at lauch

[cinder wedge]

did u reach diamond

[feral ice]

it was never promised that Cyberpunk 2077 the game itself was a multiplayer game

[south turret]

huh

[dusty kernel]

They've said that they're planning a separate multiplayer game set in cyberpunk 2077 universe that was later halted indefinitely.

Nobody ever said there was going to be a multiplayer gamemode in Cyberpunk itself, you must've heard something wrong @south turret

[feral ice]

please do link me to the source of this promise

[edgy plover]

highly recommend it if youre into single player rpgs, cdprs golden child

[sand jacinth]

Mate, I didn't play Ranked :v

[trim wind]

I think you should look at it differently.. you have a game that officially has a shelflife of 2 year + a few years of server support vs a singleplayer game that has 5+ years of shelflife before going into maintenance mode

[cinder wedge]

hammer eating stream when

[sand jacinth]

Dude, you didn't know the rules :v

It was nothing to do with Ranked, it was to do with getting finalist rank in here

[dusty kernel]

his point still stands, when hammer eating

[trim wind]

You didn’t make that either right?

[supple robin]

sledgehammer eating

[trim wind]

Us ol’ timey yolk are almost ascending into godhood before you reach the finalist rank hahaha

[sand jacinth]

And while I understand that's how that's supposed to work from a business side, I'm not a business, I'm a consumer and when I buy a game expecting something and being told that it's gonna be this very specific thing, just to be lied to, it's gonna make me sad. Doesn't matter if it's being patched for 2 or 5 years

[sand jacinth]

Look, I've already said to Bear that I'll be eating the hammer and soon

[supple robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772417751540170792/900487307507941406/image0.gif

[sand jacinth]

I'm just glad this is a MOSTLY healthy debate where we haven't devolved into name calling :L

[trim wind]

The game concept was flawed thus cannot be fully redeemed, just adjusted to mitigate its flaws

[feral ice]

i mean you did call me a shill for liking a game

[sand jacinth]

Honestly, not sure if it is unfair to compare the two. While the game does have that, the anime has this insane artstyle

[sand jacinth]

And you did call me a pouty and stubborn child so I guess we'll let bygones be bygones? ;)

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/my-girl-seal-friendship-its-a-deal-seal-spit-gif-17005706

[trim wind]

The business side is all that EA will use to fund it as much as the devs probably have great solutions if not for the next game already in development

[sand jacinth]

Ayyy!

[feral ice]

see @ornate maple sometimes ya just gotta let the children fight, and they'll figure it out

[ornate maple]

Just be nice

[sand jacinth]

And despite our differences, I look forward to seeing you in the finals, either on my team or in a building, screaming as I bring it tumbling down 8'D

[trim wind]

All I care about is that you don’t blame DICE for not being able to fix it completely 😉

[sand jacinth]

We're all nice in here, Nate, pinky swears!

[supple robin]

1 question:

no man's sky or elite dangerous?

[sand jacinth]

I blame dice for the dogshit game concept. Which is my issue with the game :L

[sand jacinth]

Both incredible games, both completely impossible to compare to one another

[hoary eagle]

No need to trashtalk other games or studios please. We respect all devs and peeps here. 🙏

[feral ice]

yeah mrworldwide

[hoary eagle]

(having an opinion on a game is perfectly fine btw, not trying to stop y'all from that)

[sand jacinth]

Only talking trash about DICE in terms of 2042!

[spiral phoenix]

Hellooooo bear!!

[hoary eagle]

DASH! ❤️

[spiral phoenix]

BEAR! ❤️

[feral ice]

imma just throw em under the bus

love you

[sand jacinth]

That's not talking trash about Devs, that's talking trash about a game that my man Bear said is Kosher!

Also, Bear? What happened to Jap? The cult is dead, it seems

[hoary eagle]

No idea fam

[sand jacinth]

Well, back to my normal name now that the beta is over :L

[edgy plover]

Jap is alive in #⚡┇the-finals-chat

hes forsaken us here in egglounge

[sand jacinth]

And we baaaaack

Our angel has cast us aside.

My heart breaks

[cinder wedge]

God(Jap) is dead and we have killed him

[sand jacinth]

I will kill God(Jap) and eat his body!

[trim wind]

Hmm its not a dogshit game, just not the Battlefield you wanted.

[full mauve]

all members of #COJ seeing this

[sand jacinth]

Or, looking at reviews and playercounts, what anyone wanted.

[sand jacinth]

I am a COJ member >:v

[trim wind]

That’s 20/20 hindsight

[hoary eagle]

I tried 2042 the other day with the new patches and it's actually not too shabby today, lacking a bit of vibes but I'm just a vibes-kinda-guy ya know.

[full mauve]

even worse lmao, one of their own has turned on them for a sacrifice

[feral ice]

you mean the rising playercount? ****

[sand jacinth]

It be, it be

[hoary eagle]

It was bound to happen at some point.

[full mauve]

I was thinking of getting it on the sale but i’ve decided my money would be better spent on this game and Arc Raiders

[sand jacinth]

That still not good in comparison to what it could be and it has just had a new update

[full mauve]

Baer can i become an in game official ISUEL-T sponsor 👀

[sand jacinth]

Besides, Christians eat the flesh and drink the blood of Jesus in church, every Sunday! I want a little nibble Japs liver and suddenly I'm a monster and a heretic?!

[full mauve]

i mean your not wrong

[feral ice]

aight take month average

[full mauve]

damn May was a disappointing month for them

[feral ice]

yeah the game was rough the first year of release

[feral ice]

but you can def see the point where it turns around

[sand jacinth]

It's still bad xD Only see peaks during updates and RN is an update. Is it playable? Yes. Is it better than it was? Yes. Is it a good battlefield game? No

[full mauve]

yeah

just needed a little more time to cook

maybe much more time…

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/so-close-i-could-taste-it-near-almost-close-kate-mc-kinnon-gif-13014007

[sand jacinth]

And to have the investors hung from DICE HQ and the Devs to listen to what the community wanted before they started making the game :L

[trim wind]

What does COJ mean? Cult of Jap?

[full mauve]

bingo

the exact question i asked when i saw it

[feral ice]

Call of Jap

[sand jacinth]

Because if there's one thing we can all agree on. Investors rushing games out is one of the worst things to happen to gaming.

Cult of Jap, rise up!

[feral ice]

absolutely, game studios, big and small need the time they need to make the games. Especially these days when games are so complex

[full mauve]

games not being fun is another bad thing that happened

[sand jacinth]

Our god may have forsaken us but that will not break our fervour!

[sand jacinth]

Yeah, u rite :L

[feral ice]

it's called getting older, they still release those fun obscure nintendoisk games we played when we were 9, but they just aren't fun anymore

[spiral trail]

dayum

[feral ice]

because we got old

[full mauve]

stop hitting me in the feels

but tbf competitive stuff has made stuff a little less fun

[feral ice]

i... you.... this is a competitive focused game you know that right?...

[sand jacinth]

Nah, it's because all the Devs you liked when you were a kid made bangers and got massive and became investor shills who went from lovingly crafting these incredible games to just pumping out grey sludge because that's what was just about playable and FUCK investors love just about playable

[full mauve]

nah i don’t mean it like that

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/helluvaboss-gif-21375793

[full mauve]

i mean hardcore competitive players ruining the game for casuals because they have no life :/

[feral ice]

best game in recent years that wasn't AAA

Kena: Bridge of Spirits, a game where you really can feel investors had no say

[full mauve]

me when i need food fr

[sand jacinth]

You'll find it's the Devs. Having a comp scene is a great way to boost player numbers and income and as such will make decisions about the game as a whole based on the 0.1% of top players in the world

[full mauve]

fair enough

won’t stop me playing the game for 1000+ hours by the end of the year tho

[sand jacinth]

It's honestly painful seeing a game go to shit for ranked. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! YOU USED TO BE FUN AND COOL AND SILLY!

[feral ice]

I see it this way

Play quickplay modes = Don't expect people to take the game 100% serious
Play competitive = expect and accept people are sweats.

[spiral phoenix]

Bro said fun and cool in the same statement as league of legends 💀

[sand jacinth]

Ye man, League WAS that

[full mauve]

bro said statement instead of sentence 💀

[sand jacinth]

Back in the good old days

[full mauve]

jk jk please don’t kill me

[spiral phoenix]

Technically not in the same sentence 😏

[sand jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-homelander-the-boys-gif-26742279

[full mauve]

[sand jacinth]

Even the community was amazing back in the day! Then ranked became popular

[feral ice]

My first interaction with LoL was in 2011, and already by then people were like "omg go play with fucking bots you feeder" in casual mode. Like no... i didn't download a multiplayer game to play against bots

[sand jacinth]

See, I am most people I know never even had close to that experience early on

It was around 2015-16 where I noticed it getting bad bad

[feral ice]

tbf i was GARBAGE at the game so like

[sand jacinth]

Mate, the one time I played Ranked, I only JUST dragged myself out of Gold into Plat by duoing with my friend XD

And another game that got WAY too competitive for NO reason and ruined it for me

[austere crag]

TBH the finals was the first time i didn’t feel like i already almost peaked in skill in an FPS game

[sand jacinth]

For Honor. WHAT A GAME! There was nothing more fun than the mind games you'd have between 2 equally matched opponents. And now it's just "Nice mods bro" if you beat someone in a 1v1 :L

[sand jacinth]

As a movement addict in videogames, I've not even begun to even touch the ceiling that The Finals allows. I've been sticking to Medium because I've been having a blast (Literally and metaphorically) with it

[austere crag]

(I play multiplayer games against bots)

[full mauve]

you mean virtually right…

[sand jacinth]

My favourite game of all time is Titanfall 2 and moving at mach 3 while unassisted by vehicles just makes my brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrr'

[sand jacinth]

In Minecraft

[full mauve]

speed go brrrr

[austere crag]

Hey at least the play against bots argument won’t work in the finals because there’s absolutely no way in hell the developers will be able to make bots work because the navmesh would have to update every 3 seconds

[full mauve]

fr lmao

[full mauve]

ahh yes of course, the beloved game of time

[sand jacinth]

It's server side which is the wildest part. I could see it happening with enough time XD

[austere crag]

Minecraft has a very complex movement system. You can jump, sprint and walk. That’s 3 features!

[sand jacinth]

Which is another thing I have to fawn over the devs about

[austere crag]

Even though nobody cares about the movement system in minecraft ever since 1.9

[sand jacinth]

What the actual HELL guys, serverside destruction is genuinely a genius move, I've never had so many "HOLY SHIT THIS IS INSANE" moments in a game

[full mauve]

that’s the most movement i’ve ever seen! the skill ceiling must be the highest thing ever

[austere crag]

It’s a miracle serverside destruction is even possible

[sand jacinth]

Scrambling through a crumbling building behind your friends and watching where they climb and move and doing everything you can to keep up as the building CONTINUES to crumble around you is honestly one of the best moments I've ever had in a game

[austere crag]

I can’t imagine just how difficult it is to maintain servers that are able to calculate meshes deforming in real time

[sand jacinth]

Not only that but jumping AND sprinting moves faster than just sprinting, it's genuinely super deep and complex!

[austere crag]

Don’t forget about all of the changes that the map player clipping has to suffer through to get it working

[sand jacinth]

FR tho, Minecraft movement can get suprisingly complex and skill oriented when you take into account being able to place blocks, it becomes shockingly vertical in PvP. Look at bed wars for example XD

[austere crag]

And then there’s the elytra that makes every single other method of transportation completely invalid

[sand jacinth]

I experienced ONE map collision bug the entire beta btw

[full mauve]

omg 😱 definitely don’t need to create two new variables and change their set value depending on input

[austere crag]

I think the addition of RMB to firework boost basically broke minecraft movement forever

Because before that you had to hit yourself with a punch bow

[trim wind]

@hoary eagle @lament musk CA-

[sand jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-oh-yeah-sunglasses-lensmakers-glasses-opaf-gif-15083536

[trim wind]

FE-

CITOOOOO

[austere crag]

When did they introduce the rocket boosting again? I think it was 1.11?

[sand jacinth]

STROOPWAFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL <3

[austere crag]

I’m confident it was before 1.12 so it was either 1.10 or 1.11

Man how much more egg peas do i need to get the finalist rank

[full mauve]

Povich W

[austere crag]

Oh my god check #🏆┇rank-check look at my leaderboard position THE PROPHECY IS TRUE

[sand jacinth]

The only game that scratches the same itch it did for me as a kid is CoD now. Because they've literally done nothing to change it other than VERY slight changes and balancing passes to certain features XD

[austere crag]

What can i say. Nice.

[sand jacinth]

NICE

And I'm almost in the top 50 :'D

[full mauve]

hehe nearly top 20

[sand jacinth]

How many people in the server btw?

[full mauve]

my goal is to become a finalist

[full mauve]

like 70k

[sand jacinth]

Same here honestly bro

[austere crag]

Actually what IS the level req for the finalist role?

[full mauve]

15

[sand jacinth]

:^)

Pain pain pain

[full mauve]

🥖

[austere crag]

Dang i’m only 45-ish% of the way there

[full mauve]

i’m like 75%

[sand jacinth]

Unfortunately, I don't have a tonne of time to talk in here and a very small social battery due to some pretty severe social anxiety :))))))))))))))))

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/gatto-cibo-cat-bread-hungry-cat-gif-15925702

[full mauve]

i’m just an antisocial mf most of the time

[austere crag]

Don’t ask how many cat gifs i have

[sharp phoenix]

lots

[full mauve]

too much

[sand jacinth]

I love being social, it just drains me massively

[full mauve]

i would rather sit at home and listen to music because i find friends a distraction tbh

probably why i have barely any lol

[trim wind]

I can get my position back!

[sand jacinth]

I love my friends and will actively seek out their company and then after like an hour and a half just feel drained and have to leave :c

[trim wind]

Omg climbing again!

[full mauve]

we believe in you Povich!

[sand jacinth]

<@&1012034066876473384> Where would I send a video to show a bug I had with the beta?

[full mauve]

i just don’t bother trying to communicate with them unless they try to

[trim wind]

-cheaters

[earnest wraith]

Spotted someone who seems to be using exploits/hacks? Here's what to do:

• The best method is to report them in game! View the "recently played with" list and send a direct report.

If you didn't/can't report them in game, but you took a screenshot or recording:

• Contact our support team: https://embark-studios.zendesk.com/hc/en-gb
• Provide as much information as you can.

We'll investigate the report and take action as soon as possible.
Thank you for your help in keeping the game fair to everyone!

[full mauve]

#1085613206216650822

[ornate maple]

The feedback forums are still open^

[sand jacinth]

Don't do that, honestly, just reach out to your friends sometimes

[trim wind]

Or on the link there

[ornate maple]

Right, I believe that's closed

Dyno's getting yeeted haha

[trim wind]

BYE DYNO

[full mauve]

yeah ik but i’m that kinda guy

rip dyno

[trim wind]

EVERYONE WAVE DYNO GOODBYE

[full mauve]

👋

[sharp phoenix]

[ornate maple]

Not the ENTIRE Dyno, just the command!

[sharp phoenix]

I retract my bye

[trim wind]

Oh.. wow

[full mauve]

oops-

[trim wind]

Thid is awkward haha.. thought we lost a friend.. was already searching the fray

[ornate maple]

Don't worry, he'll be there, waiting for his turn

[full mauve]

when’s that

[trim wind]

I ate my waffle so aggressively that a crumb got on my.. glasses? Wtf

[full mauve]

tell us Nate

please

[ornate maple]

No

[trim wind]

I have had 3 waffle related accidents where I bit my finger eating a stroopwafel haha

[ornate maple]

[full mauve]

bro defied all laws of physics because he loves his waffles so much

[sharp phoenix]

[full mauve]

[trim wind]

I have a serious problem

[full mauve]

[sand jacinth]

My man straight up GMOD propglitching his stroopwafel into his mouth :L

[trim wind]

I’m surprised I haven’t gained so much weight yet with all the waffles I have been eating in the last half year

[sand jacinth]

Pov with his stroopwafel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvI8Nkt8gNM

[full mauve]

:o

[trim wind]

I buy a big waffle each morning

[full mauve]

and consume it in -10 seconds

[sharp phoenix]

I'm so hungry

[full mauve]

same

[ornate maple]

Now I want a waffle

[trim wind]

Wait let me get a picture

[full mauve]

i’m sure Povich can get you one

[ornate maple]

Povich the Provider of Waffles

[trim wind]

Like this size

[sand jacinth]

That's a big boi!

[trim wind]

Haha its implied isn’t it

[full mauve]

big waffle fr

[ornate maple]

[trim wind]

Also provider of croissant flakes >.>

But mostly to…..

Jackdaws 🙂

[sand jacinth]

I'm more into feeding crows :L

But I love all Corvids <3

[trim wind]

I always love the jackdaws following their crow overlord.. and then ganging up on the singular seagull

[ornate maple]

Thanks

[sand jacinth]

Fuck Seagulls ☠️

[trim wind]

Haha that sounded like I’m saying you’re submissive

[sand jacinth]

Only second to the Ibis to how garbage tier a bird can be

[ornate maple]

The power lies with the crowd

[sand jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-eyebrow-flipped-horizontally-gif-24025048

[violet horizon]

Heyy :3

[ornate maple]

Helo Kunai

[violet horizon]

Hai Nate!

[sand jacinth]

A finalist I've never seen before :O

[ornate maple]

You've not seen Kunai?

[sand jacinth]

Never in my life :L

[ornate maple]

The local legend?

[sand jacinth]

I'm not in here constantly unfortunately :/

I'd love to be but again, anxiety and low social battery

[ornate maple]

It's going to be quieter now for a while so you can make yourself comfortable

[sand jacinth]

I will try xD

[violet horizon]

Heyyy goblin

I'm green just like youu

[sand jacinth]

No, you're purple :v

Like some muh fluffin' tiefling or something :V

[pulsar tide]

im sorry fellow key beggers, i just got the key 12 hours before shut down, heres my experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW9V34AoMN0&ab_channel=Alam0

[austere crag]

Daily sigma grindset: reject humanity in outside world, chat about silly internet things in #🥚┇off-topic

[sand jacinth]

Dude, that shit goes HARD!

However, none of you are playing the Finals right

Here you go :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKtIDLCl0NM

[pulsar tide]

❤️ love you man thanks ill check it out @sand jacinth

[ornate maple]

Purple isn't a very common tiefling color 👀

[sand jacinth]

If the building people are defending isn't currently crumbling to dust by your hand, you're doing it wrong XD

[pulsar tide]

dude heavies are BROKEN

[dusty kernel]

Is there anyone at Embark who worked on Mirror's Edge Catalyst soundtrack?

[austere crag]

Cat.

[sand jacinth]

Correct but it is possible and what other race is purple (And don't you say Drow >:C )

[ornate maple]

Genasi?

I don't even know

[sand jacinth]

8'D Fucking WHO?

[ornate maple]

Anyone can be purple if they try really hard

[dusty kernel]

I'm asking because I'm currently chilling to this masterpiece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O9P90KWUAk
fucking love that track

[sand jacinth]

I've literally only ever seen one Genasi and they died session 2 XD

[violet horizon]

Yeah, me

[austere crag]

Now if you didn’t know the subject in the picture is a cat. It is laying down on an IKEA pillow. The cats is black with bright, yellow eyes. The cat is incredibly incompetent. The cat is judging you.

[sand jacinth]

Based and purplepilled

[violet horizon]

Dar is purple as well

[ornate maple]

CAT

Is this cat a special breed? It's kind of bald (cute)

[violet horizon]

Construction machine type CAT

[sand jacinth]

Honestly, I can chill to anything with synth and a good beat. Carpenter Brut's work on Furi just gets me HYPED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXZlbioMoyc

[austere crag]

Yes, he’s a devon rex. TL;DR on the breed they’re sphinxes with 2% fur

[sand jacinth]

Going to Download Festival this year to see him and Pendulum (And also Bring me the Horizon and Asking Alexandria because the greb never leaves you)

[ornate maple]

I love that. I'm also a fan of those werewolf cats

lykoi ❤️

[sand jacinth]

Honestly, lykois are so cute in sauch a creepy way

All my homies appreciate the cute in gross things #GoblinGang rise up!

[trim wind]

The Iberian Nightcrawler

[violet horizon]

I didn't sleep tonight

[austere crag]

I’m confident the fella is powered by the same AI system as enemies in fallout 76, constantly runs into walls and is randomly aggressive (against toes specifically i don’t know why)

[ornate maple]

My completely docile cat bites calves

[sand jacinth]

Certified cat moment

[sand jacinth]

Who even needs sleep when stimulants exist!

[ornate maple]

[violet horizon]

Ospuze yeah xd water

[sand jacinth]

Caffeine and nicotine > Sleep (This is satire, please don't take my shitposts as life advice)

[violet horizon]

I mean... I'm a bat I don't sleep at night

[ornate maple]

I will be timing everyone out for 8 hours

[sand jacinth]

Can I get some Dev response to whether OSPUZE is caffeinated?

[violet horizon]

Bear loves coffee

[sand jacinth]

You think that'll stop me? I'll just find some other unhealthy outlet for all this energy >:V

[hoary eagle]

oh god pls no.

[austere crag]

The only real con of the cat in question is that he eats EVERYTHING and by that i mean just absolutely anything goes

Meat, fish, diary products, bread, vegetables, fruit, even substances like tea and coffee are not enough to stop him from trying to consume.

[ornate maple]

#⚡┇the-finals-chat message Best I can do is this

[sand jacinth]

C̵͇͊ ̶̑̈Ỏ̸̱ ̷́̂N̷̚̕ ̷̖̈S̸̤͛ ̴̿̐Ű̴̔ ̸́͝M̷̋̐Ȅ̴͋

[sand jacinth]

I'd drink that :V

[austere crag]

Cat taste test when

[sturdy forge]

its nate

[violet horizon]

Soon™️

[ornate maple]

Lol our cats are polar opposites in this manner. My cat won't touch any human food, EXCEPT for butter

[hoary eagle]

Stahp

[sand jacinth]

See, that's the difference between cats and dogs. Cats stop at food. My dog will eat ANYTHING.

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-i-love-butter-eating-butter-gif-7255224

[sand jacinth]

I have to be wary of ANYTHING I leave around. Asshole tried to eat the top of my milk frother yesterday >:V

[violet horizon]

Wait a minute... Second account?

[feral ice]

what?

[dusty kernel]

WHY CAN'T I BE IN THE WEED TEAM ALREADY

[sand jacinth]

Now my lattes come with a bit of additional cleanup because a little dribble of milk gets on the counter >:V

[violet horizon]

Why youu... I'm confused

[sand jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/drugs-are-bad-drugs-mkay-south-park-gif-4499796

[feral ice]

what do you mean second account? ._.

[gleaming ether]

cat litter box

[violet horizon]

Forgor, I didn't take my meds

[feral ice]

i am legit so confused ._.

[violet horizon]

I'm being irrational rn

[feral ice]

no i'm irrational

[sand jacinth]

No sleep and a blatant disregard for taking their medication? Yup, bat is my spirit animal now :v

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-spongebob-meme-wrong-number-gif-14740812

[austere crag]

He is like the anti-cat of cats. Isn’t afraid of the vet, in fact he gets upset when it’s time to leave the vet, eats just about any kind of food, rarely ever sleeps during the day and he tends to growl at absolutely everything. New toy? Probably a threat. Cat food he isn’t used to? Can’t trust that.

[violet horizon]

No... Wait I am!

[feral ice]

yes i am

[violet horizon]

That's what I'm saying

[austere crag]

And sometimes you’ll just get bit in a non-aggressive manner. He isn’t upset or anything, just wants to play and that’s his way of doing so i guess

[ornate maple]

My cat just screams

[gleaming ether]

just bite back

[sand jacinth]

Man, why is your cat so glitchy? You tried updating his software?

[cinder wedge]

i love it when my cat screams\

[ornate maple]

Verify the cat files

[violet horizon]

Needs a hotfix

[dusty kernel]

i've been stuck in a squad queue for 48 minutes and i'm still 7th in line

help me, im losing my marbles

[sand jacinth]

Cat 0.1.2 update when? :V

[austere crag]

TL;DR black cat. Almost no fur. Eats everything. Probably has missing drivers or incorrect CPU overclock profile

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/science-cat-toast-experiment-gif-3856106

[sand jacinth]

Try watercooling him, might help, if all else fails, mineral oil bath will put a stop to any issues

[gleaming ether]

ah yes, mineral oil cat

[ornate maple]

Put the cat in rice

[gleaming ether]

perfect

[sand jacinth]

This

[austere crag]

Oh I forgot to mention his garlic addiction. Silly me.

[gleaming ether]

is it the cat on your pfp?

[sand jacinth]

BRUH! Where do you buy these glitchy ass cats? I need me one. Love me some barely functional jank :L

[gleaming ether]

my 20 yo cat walking in slow-motion

[ornate maple]

At least he's not a vampire

[violet horizon]

[austere crag]

No unfortunately that cat is not in my possession it’s https://twitter.com/bigfootjinx?lang=en originally I set that cat as my PFP as an inside joke but it’s grown on me and here we are

[violet horizon]

Who called me

[gleaming ether]

i thought so, looked like the meme cat and apparently is

[ornate maple]

Jinx ❤️

[gleaming ether]

because i wanted to say: definitely not gonna touch da belly

[cloud wyvern]

how are you supposed to pronounce ospuze

[austere crag]

Jink (singular) is the best cat

[sand jacinth]

Ospuze

[cloud wyvern]

ohhhh ok

[sand jacinth]

You're welcome uvu

[cloud wyvern]

i've been saying os pews bc that seems right

[ornate maple]

Do you pronounce it like ospuze or like ospuze?

[cloud wyvern]

ospuze

[sand jacinth]

I normally say Ohs-pew-zeh

[violet horizon]

Btw, anyone needs a 3rd to pla-

[sand jacinth]

My heart breaks for us all, gamer

[trim wind]

19 more years till I can post this without being weirded out

[violet horizon]

No more pew pew time

[sand jacinth]

When it drops, we're all gonna get REAL silly

I'm just gonna have to stick to CoD and Destiny now for my shooty shoots ;A;

[trim wind]

Sorry I was looking for a gif and this got in the results

[ornate maple]

My bet has been ospews, but someone's probably about to drop in and call me out on being a terrible CM because it was totally said in a trailer somewhere

[austere crag]

WDYM? Wake up, it’s 2011, the iPhone 4S just came out! You planning to buy it?

[violet horizon]

Haa- py... Bird ... Day?

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-call-phone-on-call-dialing-gif-16416201

[sand jacinth]

It was not. I've been digging through those trailers with a fine toothed comb :L

[trim wind]

No no my birthday was over a month ago haha

[cloud wyvern]

os poe zey

[cinder wedge]

happy birthday

[trim wind]

Happy 12 years and… 4 weeks since I got my drivers license? Hehe

[cinder wedge]

clearly you say it like ospuze

[sand jacinth]

Genuinely turns back up like a damn genie "WHO DARES SUMMON ME?!"

[cloud wyvern]

oospoozoo

[violet horizon]

So... Ha- pyy... Fishh... Day?

[sand jacinth]

This is the chaotic evil response to your question

[trim wind]

No… thats the 21st of May apparently

Fish migration day

[austere crag]

ospuze most likely tastes like carbonated scrambled eggs but you didn’t hear it from me

[violet horizon]

So... No happy... Hmm day?

[cloud wyvern]

yeah i'm trying to fill out all of the slots on the alignment board rn. bingo

[sand jacinth]

Fish are birds, prove me wrong

[trim wind]

Its just a hmm day

[austere crag]

It’s just a day

[sand jacinth]

it day

[austere crag]

Day

Da

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-dance-summer-camp-island-ghost-gif-26464800

[cinder wedge]

D

[austere crag]

D

[violet horizon]

Wednes... dayyyy!!!

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/wednesday-addams-dance-dog-wednessday-netflix-series-gif-27219049

[violet horizon]

Oh no

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhhh-its-wednesday-my-dudes-mirror-selfie-gif-5446149

[cloud wyvern]

why did the put the word day in the name of every day. imagine if every month ended in "month"

[feral ice]

arh yes, today is "sun"

[violet horizon]

You don't like Januarymonth?

Today is Satur

[austere crag]

Wednesday is great because it’s the first day of the week that’s closer to the weekend than monday

[ornate maple]

Febuary

[feral ice]

tomorrow is satur dingus

[austere crag]

My fave has to be juluary or maruary

[cinder wedge]

i am having a stroke reading apruary

[violet horizon]

[cloud wyvern]

why is your caption the least disturbing thing about the image

[gleaming ether]

its actually februarery....

[sand jacinth]

I'm a big lover of the last day of Tues the 31st of Octobermonth

[cloud wyvern]

this is good they should keep making dates longer

[cinder wedge]

i am a big fan of my birth annivasaryear

[sand jacinth]

Uh oh, Octobermonth sounds like something you'd hear the big nasty guys in WW2 screaming :v

[violet horizon]

MAY - May

[ornate maple]

Mayuary*

[cinder wedge]

brain hurt\

[violet horizon]

Mamumami

[austere crag]

It’s 1:05PMhourhour Wednesdayday 22 Marchmonth 2023year HH/DD/MM/YYYY

[violet horizon]

@vivid oar mamemimomuuuu

[sand jacinth]

Honestly bro, this is the most cursed usage of Excel I've ever seen. And I've made some nightmares in that software :L

[sand jacinth]

I hate this, go straight to jail >:V

[cloud wyvern]

twelve plus eight hours plus 6 minutes plus 29 second into wedneslesmesfesday of maruary 2000 000 20 3

[austere crag]

No.

[cloud wyvern]

we've really made progress today i think

[sand jacinth]

Also, it's MaruaryMonth, thank you very much

[gleaming ether]

i think that's the release date

[violet horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/count-counting-gif-20370901

[cinder wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[nimble locust]

[sand jacinth]

See, this is the only community I've active within, even though I'm in servers full of my best friends because you guys shitpost just as hard as I do and it feels like home <3

[violet horizon]

[austere crag]

i’ve last seen my discord friends like a month ago

[cinder wedge]

you guys have friends?

[austere crag]

And that’s digitally i’ve basically vanished then reappeared on the intenetter

[nimble locust]

No

[austere crag]

Was it a good idea? Yes.

[nimble locust]

[sand jacinth]

A few of my best friends in the entire world had to move back to the US during Covid because lmao Uni fucking SUCKS

[violet horizon]

We are all friends here in this server

Except for swa

That raccoon

[austere crag]

It’s great because i feel more focused on whatever i’m doing and when i’m gone nobody expects that i’ll just reappear

I usually randomly materialise into the conversation when i have nothing to do or i’m on the bus

And disappearing from the face of the internet has been an eye-opening experience too

[austere crag]

You feel as if you’re in your own 4 walls totally private when in reality there are at least 50 companies that hold your data

[sand jacinth]

Don't you just fucking love that you're a product :DDDDDDDD

[austere crag]

Personally i used saymine.com because it automates the process of sending emails to erase your private info

[sand jacinth]

Honestly, I have no remorse in saying I actively run Gas + Explosive mines on Medium :L

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a Light slide through a little hatch thinking they're slick just to get absolutely vaporised into a golden mist :L

[cinder wedge]

you're a menace

[sand jacinth]

I AM a goblin, what do you expect?

[sand jacinth]

That's your problem, you didn't destroy the pillar before you even go to the objective, isn't that right @cinder wedge ? :^)

[trim wind]

@hoary eagle

[hoary eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/reptar-city-rugrats-90s-destruction-gif-3469005

^ @trim wind so you

[dusty kernel]

when you accidentally press "leave queue" after searching for a match for 3 years

[sand jacinth]

You shouldn't have made it so fun and rewarding to collapse buildings if you didn't want that to happen

[hoary eagle]

yoooo bro chill 😂

[ornate maple]

I think he's joking hahaha

[sand jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/lulu-gifs-the100-season6-russell-lightbourne-consequences-gif-14344563

[sand jacinth]

I am 100% joking, I love the fact you've somehow managed to space wizard server side destruction xD

[violet horizon]

This is serious Nate... Goblin has an addiction and we have to fix that

[sand jacinth]

Please, never take me seriously, I am almost always shitposting, I can't help it, it's basically my one method of getting dopamine

[violet horizon]

Remove the selling point of the game!!!

[sand jacinth]

IT'S DARNOUX! <3

[violet horizon]

Why is dar so cute

[hoary eagle]

DARNNNNNN ❤️

[sand jacinth]

Don't you judge me D; It's an effective method!

[trim wind]

@dusty kernel

[dusty kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-elite-sangheili-greetings-gif-25839730

[violet horizon]

[sand jacinth]

I hear this voice in my head EVERY time

How's it going dude?

Also, I love how Goblins and Gnomes are mortal fae enemies yet me and Gnome get on well :D

[feral ice]

Lemme just fix that for you

[sand jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[cinder wedge]

mood

[dusty kernel]

you know what else you can hear just by reading it?
"Send me out, with a bang"

[violet horizon]

No one new here has seen my kick abilities right?

[ornate maple]

Darnoux

[sand jacinth]

IT'S NOT FEELS'O'CLOCK, HOW DARE YOU!

[trim wind]

I don’t panic.. never

[trim wind]

I only see opportunities

[sand jacinth]

Homie out here flexing their MMA skills outta nowhere :V

[trim wind]

Love the memeing though

[violet horizon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814340252536668161/919893648508858368/girl.gif

Kunai kick

[cinder wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-should-been-gif-23901254

[sand jacinth]

Just chuck a bunch of mines at them, problem solved, if the explosions and gas don't kill them, the turret and revolver will 8'D

[sand jacinth]

Jokes on you, jumping kicks don't work on goblins, too short :V

[violet horizon]

We look so adorable together

Who said I'm tall

[nimble locust]

Reptar

[sand jacinth]

Good point, good point, I'll take the L on that one

[violet horizon]

And you took the msg as well

[nimble locust]

https://tenor.com/view/spicy-hot-mouthburning-reptar-rugrats-gif-4562266

[violet horizon]

Chopo be rawring

[hoary eagle]

^me before my morning coffee

[dusty kernel]

moyai

[nimble locust]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494968

[violet horizon]

That's me but after a morning coffee, cuz I make them too hot... I never learn

[nimble locust]

I used to love these toons

[sand jacinth]

Y'know what would be fitting for The Finals now that I think about it with Reptar. A shotgun loaded with Dragon's Breath shells

[sand jacinth]

And it could make the kinda weak feeling Repeater shotgun feel way more consistent in terms of damage

[violet horizon]

Dar.... Cappuccino time?

Ofc I do :3

[ornate maple]

I've just had an iced chocolate... It wasn't too good though, one of those instant ones

[violet horizon]

HAHAHAHA

Yeet that cappuccino

[sand jacinth]

Well, now that I can't play The Finals, I feel a little lost

[violet horizon]

Watch videos ig idk

[nimble locust]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-twitch-twitchtv-twitch-emote-kek-gif-19085736

[sand jacinth]

Day off work and just sitting here, unsure of what to do with myself, might have to go outside and touch grass or smth, idk, big sadboi energy

[violet horizon]

Chopo be kekwing

Cho... Cholo.... Cholocate ice cream!?

What are you?

Who are you?

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-funny-man-gif-25416074

[violet horizon]

When are you?

[feral ice]

why are you

[violet horizon]

How are you?

[feral ice]

sad

[sand jacinth]

Fuck it, off on an adventure to get chocolate ice-cream, thanks Darnoux

[violet horizon]

I'm fine thx gud bai

[sand jacinth]

You have given me purpose on a day where I feel lost and shall be ever in your chocolatey debt

[hoary eagle]

iced whatnow

[violet horizon]

You know what's best with ice?

water

[hoary eagle]

FR

[nimble locust]

it was so good that doggo

[sand jacinth]

You gamers who aren't from the UK, you NEED to try what we call Chocice

[violet horizon]

Chopo be dogoing

Kk sry xd

[nimble locust]

https://tenor.com/view/kobayashisan-chi-no-maid-dragon-gif-7855225

[hoary eagle]

You're really working your way up to be worthy of the 'Snack Apprentice' title.

[sand jacinth]

They're super cheapo yet somehow the best tasting shit in existence, super vanilla-y ice-cream with a thin chocolate crust so you can hold it

[hoary eagle]

sorry but why does it look like a trashbag

[violet horizon]

Heyyy it's kimder booeno

[nimble locust]

[midnight bloom]

@ornate maple, hello!, have an offer for the server, could you please send me a friend request?

[nimble locust]

Now I need choco

[sand jacinth]

Right?! Looks super cheap and shitty yet it's like crack to my little goblin brain

[violet horizon]

Eggmail might help

[sand jacinth]

Eggmail it

[midnight bloom]

not for that

:)

[cinder wedge]

let them cook

[ornate maple]

Yes, #📧┇contact-us

[midnight bloom]

sosad, I don't need mods to discuss, it's a more complicated offer and mods can't help me

[hoary eagle]

We have a chocolate wafer that does the same to my smooth brain, called Kexchoklad. If I get my hands on one I can't stop, I need to eat them ALL.

[hoary eagle]

eggmail goes to Embark CM's though, go for it.

[midnight bloom]

fine

[trim wind]

The what? Haha

[sand jacinth]

Bear is a developer of The Finals and Nate is a CM :)

[dusty kernel]

Just out of curiosity, any other FH5 players out here?

[hoary eagle]

Me: SnackSlayer
Next in line: Snack Apprentice

[trim wind]

Haha

[spiral phoenix]

lmaoo

[violet horizon]

dash joined the call

[late prawn]

Povich, DnD movie tomorrow. You coming?

[violet horizon]

partikel joined the call

[spiral phoenix]

i have returned

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-pullups-ouch-gif-5029544

lets gooooo

[violet horizon]

Well... It was you

[austere crag]

Alr awesome I’m done for the day

[late prawn]

No cinema snacks for Povich. It's ok, I'll eat your share.

[austere crag]

Now I’ve gotta grab the package that arrived really late into a nearby parcel locker yesterday and get back home

[bleak turret]

[spiral phoenix]

cant waste food now hehehe

[violet horizon]

Beauuuu

[spiral phoenix]

Beauuuu

[bleak turret]

[hoary eagle]

BEAUUUUUU ❤️

[violet horizon]

[bleak turret]

Hello my dear lovely frens

[spiral phoenix]

Hellooooo

[gleaming ether]

nachos with cheese

[austere crag]

Oh my god this is the first time I’ve ever seen a different CM than Nate this is epic

Also what’s up with all of the staff suddenly appearing

[bleak turret]

Not a rare sight to be fair

Me and nate are usually around this time

[late prawn]

True, but you'd have to listen to me pointing out nerdy references.

[sand jacinth]

It's Beau!

[hoary eagle]

best of both worlds

[ornate maple]

Beau is here!

[austere crag]

[sand jacinth]

And Partikel! All the cool guys have arrived!

[umbral turret]

nice to see everyone coming back to discord since we cant play the game

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-garbage-race-flood-trash-can-gif-16434719

oh my god no way someone caught battlefield 2042 and cod mw2 racing to be the most popular fps on camera

[bleak turret]

They are eager to send me when beta again

[feral ice]

@bleak turret

[violet horizon]

Oooh I forgor!! Now that the beta is over I have an important question for you @bleak turret

[bleak turret]

Me 8PM opening the fridge

[bleak turret]

[spiral phoenix]

When beta?

[violet horizon]

Can I...

[bleak turret]

Sure.

[ornate maple]

No

[cinder wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[sand jacinth]

Why is one of them not toppled over and on fire?

[violet horizon]

RELEASE WHEN

[sand crown]

damn nobody asking for keys, what a time to be alive on this server :3

[bleak turret]

has left the chat

[violet horizon]

[umbral turret]

Wait is this game a BR ?

[spiral phoenix]

AAAAA

[violet horizon]

He already knew omg hahahahaha

[ornate maple]

Delta when?

[violet horizon]

From months ago and still

[austere crag]

Arc raiders first look when?

[spiral phoenix]

Gamma when?

[austere crag]

🤨

[violet horizon]

He knew xd

[sand jacinth]

Damn, the key beg filter is still up, I can't even shitpost

[sand jacinth]

THIS

[sand crown]

creative playground beta when?

[trim wind]

Yessss

[bleak turret]

Oh yeah lemme get that sorted

[cinder wedge]

namatamagotchi release date when

[bleak turret]

https://medium.com/embarkstudios/embarks-creative-playground-call-for-early-players-2e1d56d21ede

Go apply!

[trim wind]

I was in a meeting when everyone is talking to me hahaha

[sand jacinth]

Thank you but be warned, I'm gonna be begging for imaginary keys SO hard :v

[hoary eagle]

know that feeling

[violet horizon]

Heyyy, I was watching the embedded!!!!

[trim wind]

Shhh I am your top priority.. you know it

[sand crown]

i know i know, i'm on cp server for months :D but thank you

[hoary eagle]

no keys until you eat some sort of hammer on stream.

[sand jacinth]

EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THIS?!

[sand jacinth]

Literally 1984

[bleak turret]

Oh yeah true

You need to eat a hammer on stream

[austere crag]

Not too hard of a challenge

[sand jacinth]

I'm aware, yes, I'm currently working on the logistics but I promise you, a hammer will be eaten

[austere crag]

Just dip a paper print of a hammer in water and eat it

[feral ice]

The cp server?

[trim wind]

Wait.. you have Kanelbullar for me?!

[sand crown]

what else you can do for keys?

[sand jacinth]

I will require a server rank after names Consumer of Hammers, however because this is way harder than you'd think xD

[violet horizon]

I'm part of imbarq now

[spiral phoenix]

real

[sand crown]

https://medium.com/embarkstudios/embarks-creative-playground-call-for-early-players-2e1d56d21ede

[sand jacinth]

This isn't for a key by the way, this is a promise I made to Bear, it I don't hit Finalist Rank in this server by the end of the beta, I would eat a hammer live on stream

[violet horizon]

I WAS WATXHING THE EMBED!!
I'm gonna cry

[sand jacinth]

What is this and why is it so cute?

[sand crown]

oh well, good luck :D

[sand jacinth]

And what is it with Embark and eggs :v

[spiral phoenix]

can i apply???

[feral ice]

eyo does that have RAY-TRACIIING

[sand jacinth]

Eggbark!

[sand crown]

actually it's pretty good, try it out

[hoary eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-shiba-inu-egg-gif-21266625

[violet horizon]

Embarks third game on creation

[sand crown]

best ray tracing i ever seen, i'm not joking

[violet horizon]

Prove it, change it

[sand crown]

when abc vaders beta?

[austere crag]

I don’t care what purpose the creative playground will serve for embark all i know is that I hope it has VR support since that makes any social sandbox game way funnier

[trim wind]

Is that the application procedure?

[violet horizon]

Sun™️

[spiral phoenix]

hehe

[violet horizon]

Muahahahaha xd

Oh no

[feral ice]

[trim wind]

@hoary eagle snack? Its the last one

[violet horizon]

cappuccino 24/7

[sand jacinth]

Can we have an Eggs Anonymous area for the poor egg addicts at Embark?

[violet horizon]

BRO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sand crown]

create a channel for him, he deserve meme channel

[spiral phoenix]

sprinting to it rn

[violet horizon]

Hahahah what is that mem omg

[spiral phoenix]

[violet horizon]

At imbarq we have 3 games in development
The Semi Finals
Passifist arq
and Potato game

[feral ice]

bro the semi finals made me almost spit out coffee

[violet horizon]

We work bewy ard to deliver our games

[spiral phoenix]

all sound very awesome games

[cinder wedge]

bruh 💀

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/spilling-spits-water-gif-5910757

[violet horizon]

Hahahahahah

[cinder wedge]

now go make the semi finals

[feral ice]

you know what, fuck it

[spiral phoenix]

when does this become identity theft? hehehe

[violet horizon]

Bear can't see this

[sand crown]

duuude, in the exact moment i had same idea ahhahaha

[violet horizon]

Yeah I was about to say xd

[feral ice]

There we go

[sand jacinth]

A new trend to jump on? COJ is dead, Imbarq is so in RN

[violet horizon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sand crown]

7 imbarq

[cinder wedge]

shit looking like a 7/11 logo

[violet horizon]

At imbarq, we use an actual blender, and real engines...

[spiral phoenix]

very efficient

[rotund gyro]

LOL

[rotund gyro]

Mr Noux

[spiral phoenix]

Yasine.... played every game except the finals during the beta

[rotund gyro]

Not true, I played the finals

To test

[spiral phoenix]

mhmhm

[violet horizon]

Fake...

[rotund gyro]

I wasn’t sweating for diamond so I played and gave feedback 🙂

[violet horizon]

And more real than my game dev company can't be

[spiral phoenix]

its super real

[violet horizon]

Buttt the awards...

[rotund gyro]

Eh, i only cared for the cool ones that you had to buy with credits but can’t keep

So it’s ok

[violet horizon]

Ignite is our weeb deesiner at imbarq estudios

[spiral phoenix]

i ended up 416th in the leaderboard

[sand crown]

e-studios

like e-sports?

[spiral phoenix]

Kunai, whats my position at imbarq estudios?

[violet horizon]

He not gud at ingrix, but gud at imag web screen I'm shure

You just dash around the esrudio

[spiral phoenix]

epik

[cinder wedge]

let's goo

[trim wind]

This is escalating very quickly..

[violet horizon]

It's all according to plan...

[rotund gyro]

If anyone of you have the AirPods Pro, I highly recommend replacing the stock tips with foam tips. Makes the sound way better

[violet horizon]

My company will generate billions

[cinder wedge]

in what currency

[spiral phoenix]

egg

[violet horizon]

F's

[cinder wedge]

finals coin 🤯

[violet horizon]

[spiral phoenix]

F's

the best currency

[violet horizon]

Burger 👑

[cinder wedge]

yes

🍔 crown

[violet horizon]

Booga qing

[sand crown]

how much my salary in coins?

[violet horizon]

Yes

[sand crown]

https://tenor.com/view/jplaugh-cat-shocked-gif-5676832

[spiral phoenix]

u guys get paid?

[violet horizon]

[sand crown]

u guys get?

[spiral phoenix]

u guys?

[sand crown]

u?

[umbral turret]

u?

[violet horizon]

?

[sand crown]

.

[spiral phoenix]

👾

[sand crown]

black hole

[violet horizon]

explosion

[spiral phoenix]

everything cease to exist

[umbral turret]

_ _

[sand crown]

first egg was born

[cinder wedge]

no chicken

[trim wind]

I’m releasing this illustration for free use.. good luck yall

[violet horizon]

the chicken went to buy milk

[sand crown]

should be in #1075060148004991067 , love it :3

[spiral phoenix]

egg creates earth in 7 days

[trim wind]

Now the beta is over its public property

[sand crown]

chicken bringed milk to the egg, which created earth in 7 days in house builded by jack

[violet horizon]

The egg decided to add 1 more day so they can still playtest the universe a bit longer

[spiral phoenix]

and thats how namatama created the universe

[coral stirrup]

my friend took a crack at designing a nama-chan

[spiral phoenix]

im not there ;-;

[violet horizon]

Hahahahahah

[sand crown]

what's 3rd message

[feral ice]

me xD

[sand crown]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-text-cant-see-ken-jeong-gif-5957945

[hoary eagle]

Let me take down their leader. *looks at @spice crater *

[violet horizon]

Bear... We can talk

[spiral phoenix]

Bear is too powerful

[sand crown]

quick! send all money to off-shore companies!

[feral ice]

Should be bigger now @sand crown

[spiral phoenix]

im still not there ;-;

[hoary eagle]

Too late for talks

[violet horizon]

Put it in a cash out station fast!!!

[umbral turret]

Can i join Imbarq?

[sand crown]

you're here

[sand crown]

embark stealing it!

[violet horizon]

But but....

[spiral phoenix]

is not the same

[feral ice]

Literally right there

[violet horizon]

join fast, bear can't see you coming

[spiral phoenix]

i wanna be the one on the right

[feral ice]

You dare make demands to me?

[spiral phoenix]

yis

[violet horizon]

Order at imbarq!!!

[sand crown]

he is cto bro cmon

[trim wind]

Its okay Bear, I’m on your side.. Snackprentice

[violet horizon]

Ffffffffffff

[trim wind]

Povich the Provider, Destroyer of Waffles

Cultist of Moolah

[spiral phoenix]

You are now an enemy of Imbarq

[feral ice]

cto?

[sand crown]

chief teabag officer

[spiral phoenix]

this is true

[ornate maple]

THE CM TEAM HAS STARTED A CASHOUT

[trim wind]

Nothing.. I should change it to Devourer of Waffles

[spiral phoenix]

he eats them

[trim wind]

breaks particular pillar

[gleaming ether]

what is happening

[umbral turret]

What game is Imbarq working on ?

[trim wind]

Insurgence started

[hoary eagle]

potato game

[spiral phoenix]

the semi finals

[feral ice]

I made a meme for you

[trim wind]

You mean the Loser Finals

[violet horizon]

[feral ice]

Wanna see it?

[spiral phoenix]

yessss

[violet horizon]

Hahahahahahah

[ornate maple]

The Castings

[spiral phoenix]

:O

ofc!

[sand jacinth]

I leave for FIVE minutes

[ornate maple]

Someone is leaking the Imbarq strategy

[umbral turret]

Is the semi finals a br game?

[violet horizon]

Oh we have aaallll you can think about...

[gleaming ether]

Crêpes master race

[hoary eagle]

it's gonna be the noname brand waffles tho, at Embark we got the good-good stuff straight from our dealer @trim wind 🙏

[gleaming ether]

whoops sorry for that quote

[violet horizon]

Hahahahah

[spiral phoenix]

yesss

[cedar herald]

I woke up today in a cold sweat because i cant play the finals anymore.

What do i do now

[violet horizon]

At imbarq we have chocolate but hot!!!!

[spiral phoenix]

Join Imbarq

[hoary eagle]

did you at least get some ice cream for us?

[sand jacinth]

I DID!

[coral stirrup]

how does one join Imbarq

[sand jacinth]

Ben and Jerry's Phish Food!

[violet horizon]

[spiral phoenix]

We have red pandas!!!!!!!

[gleaming ether]

does imbarq have imba equipment?

[austere crag]

👀

[sand jacinth]

I mean, we can have anything if we can get our hands on a gun!

[cedar herald]

Is it a cult because if so I'm in

[spiral phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-gif-25688512

[violet horizon]

Imbarq has it all of you have it at your home... We work telle... We ... The work we do is... yes

[coral stirrup]

[sand jacinth]

We work hard here at Imbarq... I think?

[rotund gyro]

The hell is imbarq

[hoary eagle]

This sounds more and more like a cult, than a business.

[gleaming ether]

so yall take struggling cs students there? (pls dont ask about math)

[cedar herald]

Cult > business

[violet horizon]

Bewy ard... Is that a meow!? can I pet it!?

[feral ice]

Embark rival company, currently working on THESEMIFINALS

[rotund gyro]

What's the derivative of x to the power of 2

[violet horizon]

Playtest now for the potato game

[sand jacinth]

It's not plagiarism, it's parody

[spiral phoenix]

Imbarq > Embark