🥚┇off-topic

[spice crater]

fr fr id buy the cat a shot

[placid turtle]

Surprised they even let them do that

[sand herald]

A cpu case from 2002, lol that was my jr year in high school. 😬 #imoldasf

[sand herald]

Kitty

[orchid urchin]

Its not against the rules ;p

[placid turtle]

It actually is

[orchid urchin]

hmm

[placid turtle]

Botting your account is against the discord tos

[orchid urchin]

Is it considered botting though?

[placid turtle]

He can type in 3 channels at once for 2 weeks straight, he's botting

[orchid urchin]

[sand herald]

My current kitty is 1 1/2

[placid turtle]

Lil dude has that evil stare

[sand herald]

Yeah i kinda forgot the flash was on

She doesnt like that

[placid turtle]

You flashbanged the cat

[sand herald]

Yep

[gleaming ether]

he looks like a cheeky boi

do not touch the belly

xd

[sand herald]

She has the zoomies regularly at like 3am

[placid turtle]

Touch the belly

[gleaming ether]

lmao

[sand herald]

She actually allows you to pet the belly even my 4 yr old

[gleaming ether]

thats the funniest shit

[sand herald]

My other cat is 6 and lazy asf she sleeps in my daughters room all day while shes at school (probably just smart and hiding from the 4 yr old)

[cinder wedge]

cat chat :0

[ornate maple]

Oooh cats!

[ornate maple]

Cat (in english) cat (in french)

[cinder wedge]

real

[ornate maple]

Please #📧┇contact-us

[candid slate]

I have received a strike for my custom status lmfao.

Please change your status, as the "te**orist organization" copypasta is against Discord's ToS. Thank you!

I can't even type the T word in here apparently

[bleak turret]

Are you not going to change it fren?

[ornate maple]

This really isn't the place to discuss infractions, please send us an eggmail

[bleak turret]

EggMail!

[gleaming ether]

[void brook]

guys, how close do u have to get to trigger the proximity sensors?

I tried to used them multiple times but no good results

[candid slate]

I got kicked (not banned?) 1 minute after posting this message.
First strike, too. Lost my roles and stuff. Spent ~40 hours in this discord since the beta started while I played the game but wow these guys are unprofessional.

[dawn bay]

lol

[candid slate]

Beau says I ignored him so he won't restore it

cool guy.

[lusty bronze]

@surreal fox

[void imp]

bro i hate the fucking spawns, theres 30 seconds left, you get respawned on the other side of map with no chance of stealing the cashout

[rain plume]

was this the transphobic one

god that's cringe asf if it is

[quasi surge]

to be fair if you didn’t it’d be unfair for defenders because they’d have no down time between every team attacking them

also it’s incentive not to get team wiped, you lose money and you don’t spawn near objective

[void imp]

ours got captured, we got teamwiped, and then we got spawned as far from the point, with no chance of getting it back

[unique herald]

you sure do hate a lot of things then. half the map pool and a big part of the game 💀

[void imp]

yes, the respawns and monaco

the shotgun that makes you die if you dont kill someone if 4 rounds

[real seal]

am i the only one who like monaco better than seoul?

[void imp]

and doors closing when i run through them

[spice crater]

whoa what? that shotgun is op asf

[void imp]

clearly, you dont play heavy

[real seal]

nope medium lol

[void imp]

see?

monaco is barely playable on heavy

[spice crater]

???

[unique herald]

yeah the downtime esp near the end of the game feels a bit odd, but sometimes its best to stay alive or run away with your teams statues than try and force a gunfight win by just shooting

[gleaming ether]

i play heavy and like monaco probably slightly more than seoul

[void imp]

plus its the worst optimized map

[real seal]

but i played a bit of heavy and being able to destroy terrain more without falling to death is nice

[spice crater]

i play heavy and monaco is not bad

[lament fulcrum]

I like to play heavy and light. They give medium a ton of gadgets but med is meh.

[void imp]

falling to death is hard

[gleaming ether]

lul i think monaco is better for heavy, but yeah seoul is definitely better optimized

[spice crater]

u just baiting

[real seal]

medium for revolver

and defib

[unique herald]

seoul is prettier too

[gleaming ether]

the forest section in monaco eats my FPS

[real seal]

monaco does indeed lag

just dont like falling on seoul

[unique herald]

Just don't fall

[quasi surge]

I’d like seoul more if I haven’t had 10 idiot moments and walked off the edge of the map

[unique herald]

[lament fulcrum]

They're both pretty.

[real seal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878 @unique herald

[void imp]

monaco barely hits 20 fps in fights

[cedar herald]

Monaco with the jump pads 😍😩😩😩

[cinder wedge]

inb4 fountain/park cashout https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/878619048689172530.webp?size=64

[cedar herald]

I live for Monaco/suspended structures.

[vapid halo]

anybody loading into tourneys rn? IM SCARED

[gleaming ether]

oh no, a freak

[lament fulcrum]

I can't wait to see the other maps.

The maps we haven't seen yet.

[cedar herald]

Lmaooo give me a jump pad and a roof top and I'm happier than a pig in 💩

[void imp]

i leave every time i get monaco

[weary iris]

do yall think they should nerf the cooldown on respawns

[dusk mirage]

What other maps would people like to see? I thought of Venice, but think it would feel too similar to Monaco with the tight corridors

[gleaming ether]

yeah i cannot wait to play other maps. because of the destruction there is so much cool stuff you could do

[vapid halo]

gofundme for keeping beta servers on

please nate i know u see this

im shaking im screaming please

[unique herald]

Egypte, Hong Kong, Paris

[wicked wasp]

let me buy credits

[cinder wedge]

they should've kept it at 30 and buff respawn locations instead >:(

[void imp]

any map that isnt monaco

[unique herald]

rooftop Paris map would be dope as hell

[wicked wasp]

I dont need more

[dusk mirage]

That would probably feel too identical to Monaco

[surreal fox]

ı need beta steam key pls

[unique herald]

Something like this, so ground = death. You can enter most attics or something but not all unless blown up, rooftop gardens, view on the city and the Eifel Tower

[weary iris]

you dont think 30 seconds is a long time till you respawn?

[surreal fox]

ı need beta steam key pls

[unique herald]

bit late huh last day

[spice crater]

u kinda late dawg

[cinder wedge]

no because i'm not a bitch who complains about getting punished when the whole team gets killed

[dusk mirage]

I want a New York map with a train in it that speeds through the level so I could grapple on to it

[spice crater]

isnt that just spiderman lore?

[unique herald]

NYC subway map would be dope

[dusk mirage]

New York or Chicago would work well

[rain plume]

20 respawn time is good

[spice crater]

chicago with snow

[rain plume]

so is 25

[unique herald]

would prefer Chicago then, NYC is overused in games I feel like

[spice crater]

yeah idk why they made it 20. 25 was just fine

[gleaming ether]

NYC subway map, kinda like battlefield 3 metro? HELL YEAH

[dusk mirage]

I feel the same way

[unique herald]

yeah and you can blowup the t unnels to expose them to the outside or some shit

[spice crater]

i wouldn't mind seeing some battlefield maps if thats possible

[dusk mirage]

Moreso thinking of the tracks above the city streets

[unique herald]

I mean their office is like 20-30min from DICE Stockholm so ...

[spice crater]

Strike at Karkand map would go hard asf

[gleaming ether]

~80 of ~200 embarks devs are ex-dice

[dusk mirage]

Imagine like, a train track going through the map, and if you level the train platform the train just like, shoots and slams through whatever is in front of it, causing even more destruction

[void imp]

more maps that dont have tons of buildings that are almost completely the same

that would be cool

[cinder wedge]

fr

[unique herald]

One of which was literally the CEO but ok

[gleaming ether]

right?

[unique herald]

other topic, it would be cool to have some Arc Raiders outfits in The Finals as cosmetics one day

[austere crag]

another CS:GO banner change. wtf?

[shut canyon]

i can definitely see this stuff happening

[unique herald]

Light with a jetpack omfgg

[shut canyon]

yeah just for looks lol

[austere crag]

🌽

[vapid halo]

as a chicagoan-- yes do a map here

[austere crag]

i can't use discord super reactions yet grrrr

i have the option to use them but it don't work

[void imp]

what would really be cool, is if there was more hair in the game

[candid slate]

no, I'm not a transphobe. It was t***orist

lol

[spice crater]

that would be clean asf

[unique herald]

I know right, rocking some kick ass helmets and stuff

[somber vapor]

ayo

new cs branding

[austere crag]

honestly good wallpaper

[spice crater]

ayo

shits clean

[unique herald]

that's City Skylines

[spice crater]

man no nods outline :(

[austere crag]

i'm slightly unsettled by the apparent lack of the "CS:GO" branding in these banners

it's actually very possible it's a new entry

[unique herald]

its Valve at the end of the day, no one knows what the hell they do

[spice crater]

i could see the new cs just being called counter strike

[austere crag]

i miss the good old days when the csgo twitter banner was a few shitty mspaint drawings of the playermodels

[unique herald]

I mean if it does come out with Source 2. It will last enough to ditch the GO part and just rebrand as CS

[somber vapor]

yes they are rebranding to cs2

[unique herald]

Have one everlasting games as a service run

[spice crater]

true.

[austere crag]

makes sense

[spice crater]

it will prolly just be a reskin tbh

[unique herald]

its not a reskin, its an engine upgrade with a rebrand. something else

[austere crag]

or they can pull an epic games on us and make CS:GO chapter 2 or some shit idk

[spice crater]

hopefully i can transfer my skins over

[unique herald]

a reskin would be wiped clean inventories etc

[spice crater]

eh i think of reskin as like new graphics etc

[austere crag]

i bet they'll do this otherwise the community would probably hire assassins to take down every single valve employee if they wouldn't

[unique herald]

fair enough

[spice crater]

id be one of them

[unique herald]

people would be so mad

[spice crater]

it would be chaos

[austere crag]

and making a game's market work isn't really easy and the lack of skin transfers would cause a lot of players to quit

[somber vapor]

they can't release a fully separate game as done in the past due to the skin economy, so it's an upgrade of the same game that'll let it hold up in the coming years

[spice crater]

yeah it would also just financially ruin some people lol

[somber vapor]

it's been 11 years since release

[spice crater]

1 more year for my 10 year coin

[unique herald]

idk but some prices are a bit much for just a 2K texture bro

[somber vapor]

yes but you don't lose money..

it's an asset

[unique herald]

yeah unless CS2 won't allow you to transfer skins over and the servers are put offline. Then its all gone :)

but thats unlikely

[somber vapor]

?

[austere crag]

what is known is that they're working on something and that they can't keep patching up a game with 10 year old netcode to work in a modern esports scenario for too long

[somber vapor]

it's literally csgowith a new engine

not a new game

[spice crater]

a reskin

[austere crag]

and in addition to that code that has been leaked once which opens up a lot of potential sec risks

[somber vapor]

I wouldn't call it that

[spice crater]

or would it be more of a update then a reskin?

[void imp]

more of a reskin

[spice crater]

man now im craving to play csgo

[somber vapor]

they are moving the whole game from a 20 year old engine to their new engine

[unique herald]

Source 2 will mostly impact their backend, idk if they are doing updates on existing maps too. So you will most likely not see it visually in the first year

[void imp]

i wanted to play csgo once, played half of a match, left

[unique herald]

Some new UI probably too in the menus

[void imp]

havent touched it ever since

[austere crag]

nobody can beat nintendo's netcode at being good

[somber vapor]

their aim in this move would be to keep it as similar as possible

[spice crater]

like what is the whole point of slapping csgo on a new engine if it works just fine??

my best guess is more $$$

[void imp]

so it works better

[spice crater]

is source2 better?

[somber vapor]

we do not care sorry

[spice crater]

i dont know anything abt it

[void imp]

if it has a bigger number then yes

[unique herald]

Its like going from an i3 to a cracked out i9 processor to put it into computer terms. Much more efficient, new technology, easier to work with etc

[austere crag]

A communication error has occurred. If this error persists, it may be due to your connection being unstable. For more details, please visit the Nintendo Switch support site.

[somber vapor]

better in every way, better for map devs, better for newer hardware, can be optimised further, will hold-up more in the future

[void imp]

basically what i said

[unique herald]

lol

[spice crater]

cant u like run csgo on a potato of a pc? idk just seems like waaaay more headache and money wasted for the big v to engine swap it lol

[void imp]

if only it worked like that with games

[spice crater]

or maybe thats why im not in charge

[unique herald]

The game should run smoother on the new engine too, new tech to optimize and stuff for sure

[spice crater]

so game play wise nothing is changing

[somber vapor]

it will be better for mid range systems overall

their aim is not to have the game run as well as possible on shit hardware

[somber vapor]

I would hope not

[spice crater]

so whats all the hype for then

[austere crag]

i dislike this message i prefer 'A communication error has occured.' much easier to understand that the game in question's servers barely work

[spice crater]

if its not new game play?

[gleaming ether]

lmfao

[spice crater]

like yeah sure i get the better optimization aspect too but that's it

[somber vapor]

good question lol

[unique herald]

glad you enjoyed that shitty joke

[somber vapor]

csgo fans are crazy over anything

[spice crater]

true

[austere crag]

the graphics won't look like a xbox 360 title i guess

[somber vapor]

they haven't really gotten anything new in over a year

[spice crater]

idk i play csgo for the gunplay not the graphics but true

[somber vapor]

and yes graphics will be better

[unique herald]

Source 2 will just make Valve's life easier. New tools new workflows, as important as the game itself lol

[spice crater]

8k skin textures lmao

[somber vapor]

same, but it's still overall an improvement

[somber vapor]

hammer lol

shit in source 1

[austere crag]

and mappers won't have to deal with fucking hammer 1

[spice crater]

so are they still gonna be client side instead of server side?

im tired of jank ass smokes

[somber vapor]

we don't know

[shut canyon]

Just play Valorant guys 🤓

[austere crag]

and the game won't randomly brain fart out of RAM due to all S1 games running on x86 only

[spice crater]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[unique herald]

Ah yes, until I heard about their anti-cheat at launch and lost full interest

[austere crag]

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[spice crater]

like dont get me wrong new cs2 is cool and all but personally im not that hyped for it. since its pretty much the same game just brand new arms, legs, and eyes

[somber vapor]

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[spice crater]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23165146

[austere crag]

the only thing i'm really looking forward to past this transition are content updates that are actual content updates

[somber vapor]

hopefully it releases with an operation

I think it will

[spice crater]

ok fair. valid point

[austere crag]

since 2019 basically every update just released skins and annual operation changes

[spice crater]

i think the last time i bought a csgo case was in like 2018

[austere crag]

i never opened a real cs:go case because i know my luck like the back of my hand

[gleaming ether]

damn it's been 11 years since csgo released

[austere crag]

tl;dr it's bad. really bad.

[spice crater]

it most likely will. since cs2 will draw in new players/old players who havent played in years. aint no way valve not gonna miss that moneys

[somber vapor]

don't buy cases, invest in stickers 👍

[spice crater]

eh i've prolly opened about 2000+ cases w/ a decent profit

[austere crag]

it's been 9 years since the xbox one and ps4 released, and 6 since the nintendo switch

[somber vapor]

stop

[spice crater]

i have

[austere crag]

the passage of time makes my head spin

[spice crater]

same

sometimes 2018 felt like 2 days ago

[gleaming ether]

sheesh, my cases are worth an euro

[somber vapor]

I invested in revolver cases and m0nesy stickers

[austere crag]

i barely even scrambled enough the courage to sign away my soul and install Windows 11 and we're getting Windows 12 IN A YEAR FROM NOW ON

[spice crater]

eh all my skins i care about have gone up in prices

[austere crag]

in fact microsoft is already planning something with the recent insider preview channel changes

[spice crater]

ever since the Russian Ukrainian war skin prices went up

[somber vapor]

my knife went from 100 to 1500 lol

[gleaming ether]

remember when windows 10 came after windows 8? remember when m$ said it will be the last windows for a long time? xd

[austere crag]

where now the highest priority channel no longer mentions Windows 11 specifically, just "the future of windows"

[austere crag]

i still remember the outrage after win 8 released, tbh i never hated it

[spice crater]

oh god i remember win 8

[austere crag]

i miss the charms bar

[gleaming ether]

i stayed at win7

[spice crater]

my friends dad worked at michealsoft and had win 8 like beta or some shit on his work laptop and would show us it

[gleaming ether]

damn

you must have felt like the most special kid

[spice crater]

it was pretty dope

windows 7xp

[gleaming ether]

just one time, i want to get some toxic shit banned by saying "mY fRiEnD iS a dEv aNd hE wIlL bAn yOu"

[austere crag]

i remember the brain fart i experienced when i saw Mac OS X Snow Leopard for the first time (yes it was before OS X and macOS). My fucking mind was blown that there are other systems than windows

[gleaming ether]

Mac OS X Snow Leopard?

lmao

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-prophesy-theprophesy-wow-gif-13913897

[spice crater]

nah this is facts lol. everything i knew was windows uptill like i was 16 lol.

[austere crag]

this was literally me then (real)

[unique herald]

the universe

[gleaming ether]

https://tenor.com/view/mindexplosion-wow-universeblown-mindblown-gif-5041949

[austere crag]

and then i was scarred for life. the mac was left unattended so i curiously wandered over to it and found chess which if you didn't know is half game half TTS tech demo so everyone in a 45 kilometer radius heard the random move i made in chess

[gleaming ether]

chess moving sounds do be slapping though

all my homies play lichess

[austere crag]

by that i mean the TTS would announce when a piece from (letter/number) would move to a new tile (letter/number)

i'm pretty sure chess is still bundled in with macOS for whatever reason

[gleaming ether]

ohhh

text to speech

now i get it

[unique herald]

that sounds real bad lmao

[austere crag]

for some reason a memory that stuck around with me was when i first heard of a minecraft

don't remember the year particularly well. It was either 2011 or 2012. Pretty sure

[copper ferry]

is tournamente still working? +2 minutes of searching

[gleaming ether]

i get goosebumps when i hear music from C418

[spice crater]

c418

fire i need to get vinyl of them

[coral stirrup]

yeah it is, it's all over the place for some people. saw one person wait for 20 minutes, meanwhile, I got into a match in less than a minute. maybe cancel and try again.

[gleaming ether]

should be fine in EU

[unique herald]

man his music brings me back

[coral stirrup]

he recently stated he has a third album unreleased because of deals with Mojang and Microsoft that went bad

but there's apparently more Minecraft music we haven't heard

[unique herald]

ohhh

interesting

[rain plume]

vol alpha > vol beta

[austere crag]

anyhow, it was around new years so everyone stayed up real late. It was some sort of family gathering and some other kid comes up to me and my brother with his ipod touch (that was dirtier than the mind of the average 4channer) and asked us do we want to see something scary. He walked out of a brick house at night time and the zombies started chasing him. Me and my brother were not really scared (idk why i'm basically immune to stuff like jumpscares like yeah i might flinch but i've never screamed due to a horror game or movie) and we asked what the game was called and we got 'minecraft' as a response. for the longest time my parents outright refused to buy MCPE but it was a really long time ago so MCPE Lite/Demo (depending on region) was still around. And that's how i discovered the funny square game

[coral stirrup]

I think both are great ngl

[rain plume]

alpha is the best though

[unique herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1011729155529912370/1083440239143563394/typing.gif

[austere crag]

i pledge guilty of having the game open

[rain plume]

wait no BETA

[coral stirrup]

YESSSS MCPE

[rain plume]

BETA > alpha

[shut canyon]

hm

[austere crag]

MCPE pre-bedrock edition was a masterpiece

[unique herald]

MCPE on the iPad man when it first came out, that was a good summer

[coral stirrup]

I remember building a nether portal every update in hopes they added the nether with my friends

[rain plume]

aria math wipes alpha songs

[gleaming ether]

c418 sweden is one of my favorites probably

[austere crag]

and bedrock edition is ass

[rain plume]

so does taswell and dreiton

[austere crag]

true

[unique herald]

bedrock is pretty terrible lmao

[austere crag]

bedrok is so bad

it tries to work on a ton of platforms but fails to work on any of them

[rain plume]

u aint getting this shit on alpha

[unique herald]

wait until you hear about education edition minecraft

[austere crag]

only good thyng is render engine

[rain plume]

long minecraft songs are the best

[austere crag]

hi scoria xd

[rain plume]

hi

[austere crag]

gl playing

[rain plume]

just lost because kerasm chose na for no reason

and we were all lagging to hell

[austere crag]

i remember getting really upset when my parents needed something from me when i was playing MCPE Lite since after a few minutes iOS would send apps running in the background into hibernation which caused MCPE to go back to the title screen, and the Lite version had no saving. Good times

if you remember this screen you are a certified gentleman

[rain plume]

i do

[shut canyon]

of course

[gleaming ether]

never played minecraft on mobile

there was a free web version though which i played

but you basically could only build

[coral stirrup]

that still exists

[austere crag]

alright it was probably the really old java applet version of classic

[coral stirrup]

https://classic.minecraft.net/

[austere crag]

it was once available and was recently remastered

[coral stirrup]

also this is official, not a recreation

[gleaming ether]

oh yeah

i remember the name minecraft classic

[austere crag]

it now has multiplayer support and the ghost blocks have sun reflections for some reason bruh wth??

most likely it's because the game was rebuilt on JS since java web applets are long gone

[spice crater]

oh yeah i remember that. they also had a mode where you would build to like survive lava

[austere crag]

yeah right lava physics in classic were really crappy and players took advantage of that to make lava survival game modes on servers

[coral stirrup]

the og console minigames though >>>>>

[spice crater]

yeah that mini game was so much fun.

bring it back

[shut canyon]

lol

[austere crag]

on the topic of minigames

[unique herald]

I saw a minecraft texturepack that makes all of the new blocks look like alpha so you can enjoy new mechanics in the old graphic style with some tweaks to your graphic settings too. so nice let me find it

[austere crag]

oh my god

4J my beloved

[unique herald]

https://youtu.be/BrpIKZ5X9ak here it is

[spice crater]

https://tenor.com/view/source-consider-the-cite-citation-gif-20216442

[gleaming ether]

last time i played minecraft extensively was before the hunger update i think

[austere crag]

their minigames were THE SHIT. every single minigame in console legacy was straight up bussin

for the beta peeps we have simpler times: https://www.planetminecraft.com/texture-pack/the-og-minecraft/

please ignore the trailer i don't know what the fuck is dolores.mp4

[unique herald]

yeah thats weird as heck

[shut canyon]

hm

[austere crag]

here's my silly modlist go ham

yeah i don't really play vanilla anymore

modded is more fun for me simply because i don't have to wait every year for new well thought out additions i prefer digital torture

[analog vapor]

same

are you guys gonna play modded minecraft?

[coral stirrup]

bro.................

[analog vapor]

i use to play with 300 mods

[spice crater]

facts i cant play vanilla

[coral stirrup]

fabric user my man

[analog vapor]

[austere crag]

forge fell off bad

especially in terms of performance and loading times

[coral stirrup]

crazy how long its legacy lasted tho

or has last I should say it's not like it's dead 💀

[austere crag]

optifine is also absolutely legendary even though it's starting to die down

[spice crater]

we must keep optifine running

[coral stirrup]

ngl more and more replacements have started coming out for optifine

like not one mod to replace it but several smaller mods

[austere crag]

I think it will stay alive simply because it has its own pros that are hard to replace

[coral stirrup]

like continuuity and custom entity models

nothing much, how about yourself?

[austere crag]

we have CEM for fabric but it's lackluster at best and does not work at worst while with optifine they work effortlessly

[coral stirrup]

honestly, I'm saying the chances are slim tbh

it's a big grind

[gleaming ether]

if you just started? 0 FP? i don't think that's possible

[coral stirrup]

no, I'm gold. wish I was though.

[gleaming ether]

it ain't difficult but it's some grinding

[lone hedge]

If games average 40 minutes it would take about 15 hours of consecutive wins to reach diamond if you’re getting +220 a game. Pretty sure you’re out of time

[coral stirrup]

then get started man! best of luck to you

hope you make it

[lone hedge]

There are less than 15 hours before the beta ends, no? Statistically you are out of time, but if you keep your games quick and match fast maybe you can pull something off. Best of luck man

[echo jasper]

dont forget the eternal wait times c:

[gleaming ether]

you can do gold for sure

[lone hedge]

Gold is MUCH easier to get than diamond because of how few matches you need to win

Didn’t mean to reply to that lmfao

[gleaming ether]

diamond will be a small reward

nope

gimme a sec

[lone hedge]

Diamond is supposedly a mystery reward, so nobody actually knows atm unless a dev has leaked something

[austere crag]

here's my other pack it's very simple but effective. It's a full overhaul that reverts a lot of mechanics back to how they were in b1.7.3 without removing any features, so you can still go mining in the modern 1.18 caves, find bees around the map

[gleaming ether]

#1072100368852451388 message

[sharp phoenix]

so it's unique to everyone?

[spice crater]

?

[austere crag]

here's a gameplay screenshot

[echo jasper]

why would anybody want to play that?

its just 1.19.3 with glitches

[austere crag]

...

There were a lot of changes after b1.7.3 that are generally disliked

if you want proof of that being the case, there are probably around 1-2k players currently online in minecraft beta 1.7.3 as we speak

[glossy hull]

why can;t i have the finals

?

[sturdy forge]

because your not chosen

[glossy hull]

how do i become chosen

[sturdy forge]

no point rn the beta about to close in a couple of hours well less then a day now

[gleaming ether]

you just didn't get lucky bro ;(

[rotund gyro]

you wait for access after requesting it on steam page

[glossy hull]

k

[gleaming ether]

it's over soon anyways

[rotund gyro]

also the beta ends today

[glossy hull]

oh

[bleak turret]

YASINE

[sturdy forge]

it was fun but if your from OCE the lag plus glitches was really annoying

[rotund gyro]

BWATER

[glossy hull]

when will the game be realised

[rotund gyro]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009830578545246213/1082423810956996628/000.gif

[sturdy forge]

some time this year

[glossy hull]

ok

[fickle badge]

yasine? never met her

[bleak turret]

Do not vanish fren

[rotund gyro]

you know i won't

[rotund gyro]

because yasine is a he

YASINE DEEZ NU-..

[coral stirrup]

[bleak turret]

[fickle badge]

oh sh- didnt know there was someone named yasine here

[coral stirrup]

he got you so good fr

[sturdy forge]

when you try to make a Asia / OCE community and discord ask if your a bot 3 days in a row every time when you try to DM someone new

[fickle badge]

the more u learn

back to hibernation it is

[sturdy forge]

[rotund gyro]

[fickle badge]

hows the LH1 actually. did it get a fair nerf or is it not usable anymore

havent tested it yet

[sturdy forge]

just lost 5 bullets thats it

[fickle badge]

so the added recoil isnt that bad?

[sturdy forge]

i find the game recoil weird but im in OCE so idk if i cant aim sometimes or the lag its diff

the recoil is ok i find just when players are lagging around is annoying

[fickle badge]

imagine a multiplayer fps where lag and glitches are game mechanics. could be fun

if done right

[sturdy forge]

nah the lag happens sometimes and then stops then goes again so many times i couldnt shoot after respawn players kill me behind a wall but show up 2 seconds later

[fickle badge]

server lag or your internet lag?

[sturdy forge]

Im OCE we dont have our own servers

we have to connect to Asia and most time we dont get game so we all have to go to the NA servers

[fickle badge]

now it makes sense

[sturdy forge]

so why we all hoping to get OCE servers i spoke to a dev and it sounds promising they said

[loud talon]

are there gonna be middle east servers?

[fickle badge]

i hope that happens cause that definitly doesnt sound like a good time

[blazing steppe]

@hollow pumice GG

Insane round

[fickle badge]

what if the glitch grenade causes screen tearing like being under the map in black ops 3. 😂

[sturdy forge]

why alot of the OCE players got annoyed because not only glitches but lag on top of that

[fickle badge]

if yall dont get servers then the game should specify that playing will be horrendous

[sturdy forge]

like most time the ping is ok but at times it disconnects us alot i got disconnected from comp games like 5 times in one and got suspended for it

[fickle badge]

getting suspended when its not your fault? bullshit. kinda why i dont fully agree with punishments for leaving matches as sometimes its a legit reason

[sturdy forge]

exactly

[sharp phoenix]

if no punishment, how would you stop people leaving a tourney?

[fickle badge]

i mean not a brutal punishment. but for multiple leaves then yes

[vapid halo]

dont queue if you arent sure you have the full tournament time???? huh lmfao

[fickle badge]

but 1 time doesnt need a punishment

[fickle badge]

emergencies happen

[sturdy forge]

im trying to play it

[vapid halo]

you dont get punished for leaving once lol

[sharp phoenix]

I mean the first time is only 10 mins, not even that bad

[vapid halo]

you get punished for multiple leaves isnt it 5 min first time too ????

[sharp phoenix]

pretty sure it's 10 mins, it's the only one I've ever gotten

[fickle badge]

[zenith bough]

I was away for 8 days on vacation, so I can't get more xp from quests now? rip 😦 No closed beta clothes for me

[unique herald]

ahw no

[spice crater]

facts 10 mins aint even bad and some people here need it

[supple robin]

10/10 view

[foggy swallow]

but in vr thou?

[supple robin]

i do not have vr

sadly

[blazing steppe]

@burnt barn Sorry about that team wipe with the RPG chief

gg

[spice crater]

just started playing that game shits so confusing lol

[sharp phoenix]

it's nearing the end boys and girls

[supple robin]

yeah, there is 0 explanations for new players, after you've seen some guides it becomes straighforward

but it still contains tremendous amount of grinding tho

[spice crater]

yeah lol I have no clue wtf I’m suppose to do. I’m more then fine with grinding I like the grind

[supple robin]

the easiest thing to do is exploration and i do it because of only 1 reason

i wanna grind to get the type-10 ship lmfao, the spoiler is so goofy

[spice crater]

yah i uninstalled not too long ago lol, i used to have a joystick but i broke it like a big dumb lard

[brazen plover]

Mannn I’m gonna miss this game sm when the beta closes

[spice crater]

facts

[gleaming ether]

cat doing pull ups

[sharp phoenix]

gotta love cats

[fickle badge]

We got 10 cats. It's a circus. All of them have different personalities

[unique herald]

but the question is, does he skip leg day

[nova knoll]

@lofty spoke

[vapid halo]

@foggy crater GGWP

[blazing steppe]

@spark grove BRO YOU'RE BACK ON FINALS?

https://tenor.com/9twP.gif

[unique herald]

egg friend

[umbral turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934761175399432202/1044581558494961704/NamaTamaMyBeloved.gif

[weary ivy]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009830578545246213/1014113304580460554/20220830-120039-590-unscreen.gif

[sand herald]

Not being able to shoot is getting old

Entire final round and i can't shoot

Oh now it wants to work....

[fleet violet]

gotta go for that pacifist victory

[sand herald]

Too bad there was 5 seconds left

If you could even just throw a grenade or place something it wouldnt be that frustating

I'm already a bad enough player but this glitch being here for the entire beta is frustrating

I had to resort to camping

[unique herald]

wait where you can't shoot?

[sand herald]

Yeah or use literally anything

I tried to pick stuff up and throw it as that usually works but nope didn't want to work this time

[unique herald]

Oh that'd odd

[vapid halo]

scrollwheel

#KEEPTHEBETAON

[sand herald]

I will have to try that next time

Wait no that didnt work for me

Thats how i switch items

[vapid halo]

yeah fly thru scrollwheel cycle it a few times then try to shootit works for me like everytime

[sand herald]

And yes #KEEPTHEBETAON

[unique herald]

hahaha

Oh man people really need to pay attention to the respawn timer. They keep just 3v1ing at 5-3 seconds left.

Which then halves our money and puts us in the wait for another 20 seconds

long long 20 seconds

[sand herald]

I seem to always have that one teammate that rushes in when we ha e a few seconds left to respawn

They die now we all wait another 20 seconds 😂

[fickle badge]

Yeah people be doin that

[spice crater]

naH THIS is facts. some mfs think they can rambo a heavy getting healed while a light is up their ass

[unique herald]

every....damn.....time

like buddy ITS NOT THAT KINDA GAME MAN

https://tenor.com/view/sadge-cliff-sad-saaadge-gif-18209034

[spice crater]

ive lost so many times to our 1 man left just going in and losing our money. When they had like 50 opportunities to cut tail and not die

[unique herald]

People just need to learn the game and what to do in scenarios. Right now its all go go go shoot shoot shoot but that's just not the strat lol

[warm charm]

https://puu.sh/JCn0Z/0bcc8c9d04.png

[pearl sparrow]

I want to grind to diamond, but like I got 2k fp to get

so I probably wont

[spark grove]

Always!

[blazing steppe]

Dude I remember us back in Alpha, so good to see you again

[unique herald]

is everyone sharing the same image? lol

[placid turtle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415176377113772052/1087895133506261092/1085908840698085436.gif

[spark grove]

Saaaame! Too bad last day today 😁

[glad mango]

When is the next beta going to be

[blazing steppe]

No one knows

[glad mango]

I hope it continues off the current battle pass, I never got to finish it :(

[sharp phoenix]

it probably wont

[blazing steppe]

It won't most likely

[glad mango]

Dang, that’s going to suck

[glossy granite]

SO CLOSE GOD DAMMIT

I CANT EVEN LEVEL BECAUSE THERE IS NO QUEST

[agile shoal]

do tournaments

[spice crater]

its like 4k xp i think if u win

[fast fiber]

The servers aren’t happy

💀

Gonna miss this game

[solid thunder]

Well that’s my last game of the closed beta, it’s been a ride 🫡

Ended on a win

[digital rain]

its the game still working?

[sharp phoenix]

Should be for like another 6-7 hours

[steep cloud]

you can still get 500 exp per completed game

[vapid halo]

@wheat loom GG ;P

xoxoxox

[wheat loom]

ggs at least it was a fun game

[vapid halo]

honestly

revolver was annoying af

get finessed thoo

[wheat loom]

🥲

I got finessed by the opposite of the revolver

RPG lmfao

[vapid halo]

i was playing so bad smh

[wheat loom]

I was putting mines down on the point and a single RPG insta'd me

[vapid halo]

im like i gotta do something bizzare rn

[vapid halo]

yuppp i screamed to cover me, hold E and pray

[wheat loom]

• My team scoring the 2nd vault -.-

[vapid halo]

yeah we were shocked yall didnt try to do keep away

[wheat loom]

The pains of soloq

[vapid halo]

hate to see it

GGs brotha

[wheat loom]

gg 😛

[balmy moth]

tru

[brazen plover]

broooooo what do i play when the beta is over

[fleet violet]

i heard those new-fangled phones come with something called snake

[spice crater]

good question

[hollow fulcrum]

Rom hack a classic console and cry is my plan

[austere crag]

sleep until release

🙏

[hollow fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/cryostasis-stasis-cryogenically-frozen-frozen-bucky-gif-17774890

[sturdy forge]

Drip

[brazen plover]

hibernation mode

[weary ivy]

i hit gold and level 30 i am fulfilled

[sturdy forge]

but the diamond

[weary ivy]

well you see here it may seem like a brag but in reality it means you dont know what the sun is

[spice crater]

diamond flex will be real

[gusty pumice]

hows everyone doing

[spice crater]

ur mom

[gusty pumice]

oookkk then

[weary ivy]

crying inside because no more finals

[spice crater]

Still have a game left

[gusty pumice]

next time on the finals

I wonder what the next map will be

[weary ivy]

next time on the finals

sword gets another buff

[spice crater]

100 dmg per hit pls

[gusty pumice]

yall think it'll be an open beta or full release?

[weary ivy]

probably another closed beta or a full release idk

next time on the finals
dagger gets buffed and one shots from the front too

[vapid halo]

<t:1679475600:R>

https://tenor.com/view/troll-trolldespair-despair-trollge-sad-gif-24333398

[gusty pumice]

next time on the finals
The sniper has heat seeking bullets

[weary ivy]

😳

[austere crag]

they should just remove sniper

[gusty pumice]

thats a hot take

[austere crag]

the only things with the playtest I didn't like was

• XP was the same regardless of performance, only challenges mattered
• No push to talk
• Ranking took a while to climb

[gusty pumice]

well guess will have to see what they do with the feedback

[weary ivy]

definitely just primitives with the levelling and rank system, will def be changed before release

maybe not by much, but hopefully at least tweaked

[wheat loom]

+++++++++++++

@deft fractal the no reg has been bad today 😦

Oh wrong channel

[weary ivy]

somehow people have yet to realize how good the smg is

[austere crag]

LH1 on top

[gusty pumice]

I have seen that thing shred in lobbies

[weary ivy]

you would be surprised

its more a team gun though, for example does nothing on anyone gets getting heals from heal beam

needs coordination

(or just hit and run tactics)

istg every random in quick match is getting stupider by the second

[gusty pumice]

it'll only get worse later on

[violet horizon]

Hey guys!!

[gleaming ether]

hi

[spice crater]

how tf do i make a youtube short on pc ffs

[warm charm]

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=how+do+i+make+a+youtube+short+on+pc

[spice crater]

ty tho i am dumb and just found out how to make one.

by accident too lol

[edgy plover]

i called it bro, just barely over 500 with 4 hours to go (extra day too, wouldve been just under 500)

[pseudo spade]

KUNAIIIII

[gusty pumice]

Kunaiiii

[violet horizon]

heyy

[gusty pumice]

hows it going?

[violet horizon]

good!! hbu? :3

[gusty pumice]

doing good heading off to bed

[violet horizon]

oooh Kk :3

Gn then

[foggy magnet]

U guys better tell us when open beta starts, or i’m gonna start crying

[pseudo spade]

How was your beta?

[violet horizon]

rly goood :3

i had lots of fun

[pseudo spade]

That's good to hear!

[violet horizon]

[trim wind]

Morning!

[pseudo spade]

Good morning Povich!

I'm wrapped up for the Beta

It was a good run

[woeful wing]

yea tbh i had no idea the beta was ending this week, i thought there'd be another week left so now i'm stuck at level 29 trying to grind the last rewards too lol

[edgy plover]

how far in are you, id just spam tourneys to get more xp in faster

depending on queue times again i guess XD

[woeful wing]

i need like 3k xp at most

[edgy plover]

oh you got it ez

[woeful wing]

do you get the 500 XP just for joining and then immediately leaving

[edgy plover]

nah you have to stay until the game announces a winner

[rotund gyro]

No, match has to be played

[woeful wing]

ah fair enough honestly

[edgy plover]

not necessarily 😢 just played a quick play match where my teammate was AFK the entire game

[rotund gyro]

I meant technically

[edgy plover]

wish there was an AFK timer

[rotund gyro]

Like, you gotta sit through until the match is done

[edgy plover]

or watch a youtube video like that guy was probably doing

[rotund gyro]

And yeah i agree. Hopefully next beta test will have a tighter grip on afkers, leavers and cheaters

[edgy plover]

😭

[rotund gyro]

All we can do now is just report and provide the feedback

[edgy plover]

for sure, i have no doubts embark is on the right path

[violet horizon]

morning!!

[trim wind]

2 and a half hours left yall

[rotund gyro]

Damn, and i have to be at work lmao

[trim wind]

Make it worth it while I go to work eventhough all my students are INTERNING

[rotund gyro]

Keep the grind up povich

[trim wind]

No worries Yasine, we both in the same boat QQ

I only got 139 hours QQ

Aka barely played

[rotund gyro]

I barely got to play either. Friends roped me in league LOL

[spice crater]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[trim wind]

Omg.. that’s a lame excuse

[torn field]

as i look at my 142 hours played

[rotund gyro]

Might be, but it's the truth

[gleaming ether]

i told my friends they can fuck off during the finals cb xd

with league

[uncut needle]

Welp

[rotund gyro]

Damn

[trim wind]

I expected something better like.. I was stuck on the toilet for the past two weeks or.. I met the love of my life, we traveled the world, got married and we are about to buy a house.. in the past two weeks

[rotund gyro]

Irl stuff? That's hella lame

I'd rather play league

[uncut needle]

Welp Its been fun gamers see ya around when the game is fully available

[trim wind]

Says the man who chose league over a long awaited beta

[rotund gyro]

Gotta make sure my friends win games

I'm a very caring person

[trim wind]

Lame

[rotund gyro]

I provide povich

🙃

[edgy plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-sad-toy-story-woody-so-long-partner-gif-9797730

[trim wind]

I stand my what I said

Who said this is the last beta anyway?

Pretty likely there is an open beta coming too

[rotund gyro]

And of course, the full release

[trim wind]

You calling full release Beta? Hahaha

[rotund gyro]

What no I mean at the end

[trim wind]

Or is it just the beginning?

[rotund gyro]

Of greatness? Yes i agree

🤝

[edgy plover]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-only-the-beginning-butters-stotch-south-park-s6e6-professor-chaos-gif-22246101

[trim wind]

How can you know.. you were playing league

[rotund gyro]

More than the finals but never said i didnt play enough to test

I was there

[trim wind]

Lurking in the shadows

[rotund gyro]

In the shadows, lurking (providing feedback)

[trim wind]

Haha knew it

[rotund gyro]

Great minds think alike

Can you send me stroopwafels please

[trim wind]

I feel like I didn’t give enough feedback for the 100+ hours I played.. but a lot got changed during so half my feedback was obsolete by the time I gave it.

So I basically just opted for

[edgy plover]

the feedback was the friends we made along the way

[trim wind]

Bringing back alpha mines

[rotund gyro]

Yes

[rotund gyro]

And yes i agree

That's what the server was after the alpha, before the flood gates opened right on beta day 1

A bunch of us just chilling

[edgy plover]

I wish i joined before then

[rotund gyro]

It's fine, it's gonna settle down now in a few days

[edgy plover]

for sure

[rotund gyro]

And the regulars who used to type will be back

[trim wind]

We can finally come out of our side servers

And reunite as one

[rotund gyro]

And chill in a server that has no nsfw channel woooo

[torn field]

will it really calm down

[rotund gyro]

Yeah. I mean not as calm as how it was before beta, but definitely calmer

[trim wind]

I mean the “nsfw” channel was only because how terrible people’s gartic phone drawings were

[rotund gyro]

We went from a few thousand to like, 60k+

[torn field]

troo

[trim wind]

Like.. anyone with a background in design or illustrating would be offended, it wasn’t anything risqué afaik @rotund gyro yall making it sound like perverted stuff.. while it was just offensively bad drawing haha

But yeah gladly we don’t have that here…

[woeful wing]

yeah i heard of this game a few weeks before beta came out, shame i didn't join the dc before that

[blazing steppe]

Me back with Swa, Dopefish and Hank chatting shit about the Alpha and sharing crazy experiences and having an absolute laugh about shit. Alpha was special man, truly special. One of my favourite gaming experiences to date.

[trim wind]

I’m offended

And also late for work because I cannot be arsed to put on my shoes

[feral ice]

I'll miss you ||and your mother|| dearly

[abstract oxide]

Inb4 the beta accidentally keeps going like the modern warfare 2 (2022) beta did

[trim wind]

Nah @solid plover is eagerly looming over the button to shut it down in 2 hours time

Holding a cappuccino in one hand.. and a pepparkakor in the other

She’ll whisper to herself.. finally its over.. we can make something even more beautiful now

[solid plover]

Surprisingly accurate ❤️ ❤️

[rotund gyro]

Sure. I’m just opposed to having stuff like that in servers. It’s weird imo and I just don’t get it

[trim wind]

Me neither..

But alas

[cursive pivot]

hi

[vital trout]

How come there are so many aimbotters on right now

all playing invis light

[wind bane]

yo anyone main heavy and wants to play

[vital trout]

Also the game took away like 5 levels from me so now Ill never be able to reach rank 30

[woeful wing]

Gartic phone is very fun.... until people get a bit off track.

[trim wind]

They got off track

Wayyyyy off track

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1087544807951441980/1087553199709372497/album2.gif

[spice crater]

god i cant show mine here im surprised it was that tamed lol

[trim wind]

To give you an example that is at least safe for all your eyes

No no that was the only one I could show

[spice crater]

imma go through mine and see if i can show any lol

[trim wind]

I thankfully wasn’t there to humiliate @vivid oar and @weary ivy

I am afraid to ping @violet horizon and @frozen wyvern did a good job tbf

[frozen wyvern]

hello 🙂

[trim wind]

Haha yo

[frozen wyvern]

dont show the minion 😳

[trim wind]

@spiral phoenix might as well tag all of you.. @summer shadow

[trim wind]

Wasn’t gonna.. I was showing how offensive your art was.. let alone.. the other stuff

Lets say it was obvious I am older than yall haha

[frozen wyvern]

I have a very wildly dark humor

I apologize if it make u uncomfortable lmao

saw that lol

[feral ice]

[violet horizon]

thank youuu <3

[trim wind]

I to have that.. I wouldn’t call that dark humor though haha

[frozen wyvern]

yea couldnt find a different word

[feral ice]

"politically incorrect humor"

[frozen wyvern]

perhaps

[trim wind]

“Visually obscene”

[feral ice]

"PTSD inducing humor"

[trim wind]

Its just.. dirty

Dark humor is more like.. sadistic stuff.. the fun kind

[full mauve]

paralysis demon nightmare 0_0

[full mauve]

never thought someone would say there is a fun type of sadistic things in this world

[feral ice]

masochists would like to have a word

[trim wind]

Haha I mean..

[full mauve]

last i checked i did have some masochistic essence within me 💀💀

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-umm-what-what-gif-14694719

[full mauve]

it’s alright tho no one’s gonna get hurt, besides myself

[feral ice]

that's humiliating to say out loud.... then again, seems like you like that kind of stuff

[trim wind]

Hahaha

[full mauve]

the thing is i haven’t said it out loud, because this is just a text message

[feral ice]

text to speech bot

[full mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-annoyed-irritated-tantrum-gif-24566561

no cheating

[feral ice]

[trim wind]

Oh snap you got gotten

[full mauve]

devious Pepe user :/

[trim wind]

I can already notice the beta is coming to its end because we’re the only ones talking

Love it love it

[full mauve]

so calm now

[trim wind]

Now quickly lock the chat so its ours to keep

[full mauve]

now it’s the casuals back to talking like normal, until another playtest or release

[trim wind]

I’m so late for work..

[full mauve]

quick @austere crag do it now

[feral ice]

last word

[trim wind]

I overslept.. them could not be arsed to put my shoes on

[feral ice]

[full mauve]

i’m suffering sleep deprivation because of school

my mental well-being is suffering tremendously rn

[trim wind]

I am procrastinating my own studies hehe

[full mauve]

i am procrastination

[feral ice]

i get my daily 8 hours of sleep, because i make good life choices, and have a healthy work life balance... i know right, how dare i

[full mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

sometimes i’m able to get 14 hours of sleep and i’m still tired af

[spice crater]

facts

[trim wind]

You’re awfully rational

[spice crater]

i feel better on like 1 hour of sleep then i do on 8

[full mauve]

i am the most sane person in my friend group 0_0

[feral ice]

That's the irrational... thing about my name 😉

[trim wind]

Its a straight-up lie

[full mauve]

did… did you just make a pun out of your own name

[rotund gyro]

Because more than approx 8 hours of sleep is not good for you

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/dad-joke-dadjoke-roasted-boom-gif-22339988

[rotund gyro]

So you feel drowsy

[full mauve]

i can barely function with any amount of sleep until halfway through the day so i don’t mind at this point

4 years of it has brought me here

[rotund gyro]

That means you’re probably vitamin deficient

I’d suggest you get yourself a blood test

[full mauve]

why do you know so much about stuff like this :/

[rotund gyro]

Because I used to be like you, and all the boxes were ticked regarding my health issues

[full mauve]

i eat lots of spinach and asparagus

[feral ice]

i'm too scared of getting a bunch of "positive" news

[rotund gyro]

Uhm

[full mauve]

i’m also just a tall pile of bones… i don’t gain weight no matter what i do :/

fast metabolism is so fun sometimes

[rotund gyro]

I’m talking vitamins, not really weight gain

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/sas-evil-gif-26310062

[full mauve]

fair enough

[rotund gyro]

But you also might need to eat a bit more than what you’re currently eating

But it has to be the right things to eat ofc

[full mauve]

fr i probably overdose a bit on milk and fish

[rotund gyro]

Lots of variables involved in this so I don’t know. But step 1 would be getting a blood test I’d say

[full mauve]

what if you don’t want someone to stab you and steal your blood for testing 0_0

(definitely asking for a friend lmao)

[rotund gyro]

Damn u right

I hate needles too

When I was overweight, the nurse had hella difficulties finding a vein so it was a struggle LOL

[full mauve]

💀💀

[rotund gyro]

Lots of failed jabs to my arm

[full mauve]

pain

[rotund gyro]

But you’ll be fine, you just said you’re not overweight

And for me this was 3 years ago and I’ve gone down in weight, to the point where I can see my veins

[full mauve]

yeah but needles…

[rotund gyro]

💉

[full mauve]

i’ll assume that’s probably a good thing

[full mauve]

AAAAHHHH

[rotund gyro]

Yes, definitely is

[full mauve]

NO MORE JABS TO PLEASEEEE

[full mauve]

well done on your transformation

[rotund gyro]

Thank you!

Your turn now

Get a blood test, find out what’s wrong

Get buff, then become retrochad

[full mauve]

fr

I get to lead the Retros into victory in tourneys :o

[spice crater]

key pls

sorry pal the playtest is over

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-25608698

[feral ice]

@ornate maple

[ornate maple]

Ah there we go

The classic Irrational meme

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/sending-love-gif-25755600

[sharp phoenix]

GG people, been fun

[tacit meadow]

hai

[cinder wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-hungry-and-thirsty-gif-20682583

[frosty mirage]

noooooooooooooo

[rotund gyro]

Been an honor 🫡

[hoary eagle]

YASINE

[soft locust]

[rotund gyro]

BJÖRN

[hoary eagle]

[rotund gyro]

Such a nice time we had in the beta

Thank you bear

[hoary eagle]

Never once saw you in-game, we need to fix that for the full release brother

[rotund gyro]

I did play tho, just not as much

Only for the purpose of testing

[umbral turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009830578545246213/1082049730621747280/7ddq1r.gif

[gilded obsidian]

Thx embark for beta

[hoary eagle]

@sand jacinth you getting the hammer ready sir?

[sand jacinth]

To all the lovely men, women and anyone inbetween or outside of those working at Embark, I'd just like to say thank you for making such a genuinely fun game and letting us all test it. Had a blast with some old friends, made some new ones and even enjoyed it solo at times (despite the randoms) Big love to you all and you definitely deserve that rest <3

[sand jacinth]

Working on it :)

[hoary eagle]

make sure to hit us up with the livestream when it's time

[sand jacinth]

Oh, I will :^)

[rotund gyro]

Hammer?

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-im-out-im-gone-disappear-gif-14773411

#⚡┇the-finals-chat keybeggars rn

[hoary eagle]

#🥚┇off-topic message

[rotund gyro]

OH MY GOD LMAAO

[spice crater]

oh fuck

[spice crater]

big if true

[naive basin]

I am so glad I joined the dc late or I would be a key beggar too

[sharp phoenix]

What to do, what to do now

[naive basin]

wait

[dusty kernel]

play battlefield 1

[naive basin]

just enjoy the calm

[sharp phoenix]

It's always been calm in here

Kinda

[naive basin]

why kinda

[sharp phoenix]

Because sometimes the infamous key beggars infiltrated the chat

[dusty kernel]

clearly you haven't been here long enough, eggsecutive tends to start shitpost wars when mods and cms are asleep lol, and finals chat tends to share one braincell most of the time

[sharp phoenix]

Still calmer than finals chat

[austere crag]

play the finals irl and blow up your house to check the limits of the destruction physics engine on earth 👍

[sharp phoenix]

I think I'll just go back to elden ring and finish my 2nd run through

[spice crater]

valid

[sand jacinth]

I'mma be real with you, I wanna play Battlefield to get that destruction vibe but have you SEEN 2042? :^)

[sharp phoenix]

BF4

[spice crater]

when u eating a sledge hammer

[sand jacinth]

Bruh, you must be new here, we start shitposting wars when the mods and CMs are ACTIVELY talking in here

[glossy bolt]

Ggs all 😭

[oak gazelle]

GGs ;(

[sand jacinth]

Ś͟͢ Ò̴̧ ͏O̴̸͟ Ǹ̴͜™

[spice crater]

https://tenor.com/view/itbetterbe-gif-24769492

[edgy plover]

confirmed no future playtest. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOLKS

[sand jacinth]

Don't you threaten me with a good time >:v

[feral ice]

i mean 2042 is pretty good these days

[sand jacinth]

Bruh, my man WHIPPED

It's still got the hero system, it's still desync riddled, vehicles are still a problem, the old maps still aren't all that good despite the reworks, it's sad as fuck

And the destruction is pathetic :v

[feral ice]

skill issue

[sand jacinth]

How is it a skill issue brother? I'm sitting on a 5 or 6 K:D :v

[trim wind]

Omg.. stop being such an absolutist haha.. it doesn’t confirm nor deny nothing

[feral ice]

why does your K/D matter in a game based on teamplay and Objective capture

[sand jacinth]

Legit just a dogshit game that they still haven't been able to make passable

[dusty kernel]

shhh