Well, I'm building a cult around Embark because holy crap, you guys are angels in disguise! Playtest With A Friend is GENIUS
#🥚┇off-topic
sand jacinth
sharp phoenix
sand jacinth
https://tenor.com/view/hsmtmts-did-i-just-join-a-cult-cult-big-red-disney-gif-21...
Ye man, welcome, we have cans of Ospuze and a scarily large plushy of NamaTama that we pray to
hoary eagle
CultOfJap #COJ
sharp phoenix
I mean, sounds pretty good
dusky moth
pika
sharp phoenix
PIKA PIKA
sand herald
CultOfJap #COJ
Did Jap get a courtesy key for being lastnight/early this mornings prophet
wispy nest
yep, just got two keys 🫡
sand herald
^same I saw the playtest with friends and went and got the other two keys
sand jacinth
Just waiting for my friends to get off work since I had the day off today :L
hoary eagle
Did Jap get a courtesy key for being lastnight/early this mornings prophet
Free keys? In this economy??
gusty pumice
whats good my guys
soft crystal
JAP
sand herald
I sent my one friend a message asking her if she still wanted to play, waiting for her to open discord before I send her the key
sand jacinth
Free keys? In this economy??
My gamer, you just flooded the market and potentially increased your player count by 200% xD
sand herald
Free keys? In this economy??
But it is Jap, there should be just one exception
wispy nest
i should not have said i got 2 keys 
tribal wagon
I sent my one friend a message asking her if she still wanted to play, waiting f...
@soft crystal Hello! How are you?
sand jacinth
Quickly, send them both to your friends and announce it!
sand herald
Your more safe in this chat than in the finals general chat
tribal wagon
Oh I messed it up, apologies friend
wispy nest
Your more safe in this chat than in the finals general chat
i got a dm instantly 
sand jacinth
i got a dm instantly <:dies:1049437989358534777>
Damn XD
Name! And! Shame! Name! And! Shame! Name! And! Shame!
dusky moth
hmmm
sand jacinth
Do it for the Cult Of Japs!
sand herald
i got a dm instantly <:dies:1049437989358534777>
rip, my dms are kinda closed, they go to requests, I usually get people that come to twitch, don't say hi, don't follow just instantly go DO you have any more keys
soft crystal
<@615522405330452497> Hello! How are you?
JAP ANSWERED ME AINT NO WAY THANKS IM IN MY BEST MOOD RN
gloomy sky
Company being stingy with invites to beta, people desperate to try it out, say you have several keys while others didnt get even one, get surprised when u get dms
https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-shocked-face-stunned-pokemon-shocked-not-shocked-omg-gif-24112152
dusky moth
rip
soft crystal
Jap how does it feel to find out you're apparently the praised one of a cult you didn't even know about?
sand jacinth
Jap how does it feel to find out you're apparently the praised one of a cult you...
They probably won't see this message, I'll be honest, Jap is very inconsistent XD
As all cult leaders should be. Mysterious
soft crystal
As all cult leaders should be. Mysterious
Mastermind move again proving that jap is the undeniable king of all lords
sand jacinth
Mastermind move again proving that jap is the undeniable king of all lords
Praise be unto him!
sand herald
Company being stingy with invites to beta, people desperate to try it out, say y...
Its def not a surprise, but put yourself in the shoes of those lucky enough to get keys, we would of course want to help out people we know, or find people "worthy" not just get hounded by dms, but its not like it goes without saying that its bound to happen, especially when people are hyped about the game
sand jacinth
Granted, judging by his profile, he's rather religious and I'm now hesitant to build a cult around him as it might upset him and I'd rather not do that
wispy nest
i hope embark knows that there is now a way to infinitely dupe keys-
sand herald
When I first got keys, I gave one to a friend to use for a buddy or to giveaway, then I did a giveaway on twitter, I didn't even hoard them and give them just to friends, I made sure that others had a chance to play as well.
sand jacinth
I'm all for the shitpost but I'd rather not upset someone doing it
feral ice
In other adult news i bought a new coffee pot 
wispy nest
In other adult news i bought a new coffee pot <:KEKW:1042643026062888980>
cylinder
sharp phoenix
In other adult news i bought a new coffee pot <:KEKW:1042643026062888980>
that's a coffee pot?
dusky moth
nice
soft crystal
In other adult news i bought a new coffee pot <:KEKW:1042643026062888980>
Write 'jap' on it
wispy nest
Write 'jap' on it
maybe dont do that-
sand jacinth
maybe dont do that-
MAYBE DO DO THAT!
sand herald
**i hope embark knows that there is now a way to infinitely dupe keys-**
what? and if that is true, shush
feral ice
that's a coffee pot?
I mean it's the best translate i suppose
lament fulcrum
Namatama coffee mugs and plushies!!!!!
gloomy sky
Its def not a surprise, but put yourself in the shoes of those lucky enough to g...
If some1 brags about having extra keys, they are literally baiting those DMs. Laughing or complaining about it is ridiculous
lament fulcrum
Please give!!
sand jacinth
I'd kill a few children for a NamaTama mug
hoary eagle
**i hope embark knows that there is now a way to infinitely dupe keys-**
it’s a limited amount of keys, should be fine.
crisp swallow
I'd kill a few children for a NamaTama mug
👀 yo
wispy nest
it’s a limited amount of keys, should be fine.
ahhh okay
soft crystal
it’s a limited amount of keys, should be fine.
Hi fellow COJ member
hoary eagle
I'd kill a few children for a NamaTama mug
That’s a no fam
sand herald
If some1 brags about having extra keys, they are literally baiting those DMs. La...
Well I never complained about it. And wouldn't as I said its expected to happen if you mention it on here
wispy nest
ive already yoinked 2 
lament fulcrum
Hi fellow COJ member
What is coj?
hoary eagle
Hi fellow COJ member
Good day fellow follower 🙇♂️
sand jacinth
That’s a no fam
The child murder is only really a just-in-case but I hope you realise how dedicated I am to these goddam mugs!
sand jacinth
What is coj?
Cult Of Japs
crude spindle
I'd kill a few children for a NamaTama mug
No killing 
crisp swallow
The child murder is only really a just-in-case but I hope you realise how dedica...
I would do it without getting a mug ngl
sand jacinth
I would do it without getting a mug ngl
Based
wispy nest
MAYBE DO DO THAT!
you do know thats kind of a slur right? people could take it very differently 
soft crystal
Keep it sfw please
sand jacinth
you do know thats kind of a slur right? people could take it very differently <:...
How?
sand jacinth
Keep it sfw please
My bad, sorry Antkop
crude spindle
you do know thats kind of a slur right? people could take it very differently <:...
For real... that's how I read it at first
feral ice
Good day fellow follower 🙇♂️
I see the coj have attracted high society members... is this scientology?
sand herald
Hey since there is an embark person here, the steam page says this: It is prohibited to sell or otherwise trade these keys - doing so will result in being removed from the Closed Beta and any future Embark testing. You are only allowed to generate a total of two Steam keys per person. Trading doesn't include just giving them away like on twitter and saying you must be following etc?
orchid urchin
Hey since there is an embark person here, the steam page says this: It is prohib...
Giving a code away i think its fine. Selling them no
soft crystal
I see the coj have attracted high society members... is this scientology?
This is jap's blessing my friend🙏🏻
sand jacinth
This is jap's blessing my friend🙏🏻
Praise be!
scarlet goblet
I would imagine that’s fine because they gave content creators 3 (or more) and said to distribute them however you see fit. Give them to friends, community members, etc
Paraphrasing of course
wispy nest
How?
"Jap is an English abbreviation of the word "Japanese". Today, it is sometimes regarded as an ethnic slur."
dusky moth
pikachu is now amoung us and has a code 🙂 time to play
sand jacinth
For real... that's how I read it at first
I'm confused, how is this a slur?
dusky moth
shadow scarab
Amicus
crisp swallow
https://tenor.com/view/among-us-gif-19075770
amog us
sand jacinth
amngs
feral ice
I'm confused, how is this a slur?
it was used during WW2 as a way to degrade japanese american's, often such as yelling "KILL THE JAPS" after pearl harbor
wispy nest
amogogds
sand herald
Giving a code away i think its fine. Selling them no
Right but saying you must be following is kinda like a trade, just want to make sure its ok
orchid urchin
Right but saying you must be following is kinda like a trade, just want to make ...
Not sure I would do that to be in the safe side
sand jacinth
it was used during WW2 as a way to degrade japanese american's, often such as ye...
OHHHHHHHH! Yeah, I thought you were talking about me saying "No, do do that!". I see what you mean now.
sonic summit
yo can someone add me on to their playtest with a friend
sand jacinth
Not sure I would do that to be in the safe side
Err on the side of caution with these things
sand jacinth
yo can someone add me on to their playtest with a friend
BEGONE BEGGAR! No begging for keys in here!
sonic summit
:(
sand jacinth
This is a safe space for shitposting and sneering down upon the finals chat!
crisp swallow
i feel like the world's ending rn, huge storm
soft crystal
Jap typing again
spiral phoenix
fr
hoary eagle
Jap typing again
Never stopped, I’m excited for our next scripture.
sand herald
Jap typing again
always typing, since like 11pm est last night it has said jap is typing
hoary eagle
DAAASSSH!
spiral phoenix
DAAASSSH!<a:eggpet:1013887912233943130>
BEAR!!!!!
twilit lava
I wish I played that
crude spindle
Imagine the death screen replaced by "Jap is typing..."
soft crystal
always typing, since like 11pm est last night it has said jap is typing
Nonono jap sent messages today!!!
sand jacinth
Jap sent a whole bunch!
sand herald
This is a safe space for shitposting and sneering down upon the finals chat!
The finals main chat be like:
wispy nest
lament fulcrum
I lost my keys again...
sand jacinth
wispy nest
I lost my keys again...
if i find them can i use them
lament fulcrum
Sure, I guess....
hoary eagle
@gleaming ether with my fave post today in #⚡┇the-finals-chat lol
gleaming ether
<@133696628224688128> with my fave post today in <#1009830578545246213> lol
lmfao
sand jacinth
if i find them can i use them
Nah, go full capitalist and hoard them!
wispy nest
Nah, go full capitalist and hoard them!
shhh giving away my plan
soft crystal
<@133696628224688128> with my fave post today in <#1009830578545246213> lol
The e-tinder?
sand jacinth
I'll be honest, NightStars is a false prophet and a My Little Pony enjoyer
hoary eagle
The e-tinder?
Yes fam, mood shifted real quick lol
twilit lava
full mauve
wait Japs finally posted?!!!?
sharp phoenix
yeah
hoary eagle
wait Japs finally posted?!!!?
You missed it??
gleaming ether
what??
soft crystal
Yes fam, mood shifted real quick lol
haha
twilit lava
<@615522405330452497> Hello! How are you?
He did it
sand jacinth
Japs posted a whole bunch! Genuinely shocked they're a cult leader now!
soft crystal
I'll be honest, NightStars is a false prophet and a My Little Pony enjoyer
Envious of jap's fame trying to replicate the thing
full mauve
You missed it??
yeah i’m in school so ive been a tiny bit busy working lol 
anyway very cool
sand jacinth
Envious of jap's fame trying to replicate the thing
Bingo! We cannot allow them to try and take Japs seat!
full mauve
hello Jap :D
full mauve
Envious of jap's fame trying to replicate the thing
also hiiii Antkop!!!
lament fulcrum
I don't understand what's happening.
soft crystal
also hiiii Antkop!!!<:hug_friend:1040603889872949248> <:hug_friend:1040603889872...
yoo retro
lament fulcrum
What is this cult business?
wispy nest
You missed it??
you guys should fr hire me on god fr fr (this is now a job application)
hoary eagle
I don't understand what's happening.
Me to myself every day of my life.
soft crystal
What is this cult business?
Jap🙏🏻
sand jacinth
I'm heading a great crusade against NightStars! We cannot allow the false prophet to harm our leader!
full mauve
I don't understand what's happening.
ain’t no way you reached finalist before me, i’m slacking
lament fulcrum
Lmao
thorny flume
no function to report enemy players ?
rotund gyro
jap is STILL TYPING? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
sand jacinth
I WILL have Finalist by the end of the Beta
full mauve
Me to myself every day of my life.
me when i’m trying to sleep
sand jacinth
If not, I'm gonna eat a hammer live on stream
crude spindle
Don't eat a hammer please
sand jacinth
Don't eat a hammer please
You're not my mom >:C
lament fulcrum
If not, I'm gonna eat a hammer live on stream
Bro, be careful what you manifest...
sand herald
<@133696628224688128> with my fave post today in <#1009830578545246213> lol
Now I'm going to have to search the name to see
sand jacinth
I manifest entropy! I am chaos incarnate!
full mauve
If not, I'm gonna eat a hammer live on stream
this is gonna become some stupid trend at some point in calling i’m istg
lament fulcrum
I don't wanna have to hold you to eating a hammer, but I will.....
gleaming ether
Now I'm going to have to search the name to see
i got you xd #⚡┇the-finals-chat message
soft crystal
I WILL have Finalist by the end of the Beta
2900 messages to go
sand jacinth
OH FRICK
full mauve
I WILL have Finalist by the end of the Beta
i’ll best u :D
lament fulcrum
2900 messages in a week.
sand jacinth
PANIK
lament fulcrum
What kind of hammer was it you were gonna eat?
full mauve
2900 messages to go
barely anything 
sand jacinth
Time to set up a chatbot :^)
hoary eagle
Time to set up a chatbot :^)
Pla dont, you’ll get another type of hammer
crisp swallow
What kind of hammer was it you were gonna eat?
chocolate hammer? ⏸️
sand herald
i got you xd https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/100983057854524621...
😂 i just saw it right before e tinder...facts though
soft crystal
barely anything <:fiend:1034505301250023455>
Jap can't do 1 in a day, so it must be impossible for a mortal such as mr goblin king
crude spindle
Tinder is already e Tinder lmao
full mauve
Jap can't do 1 in a day, so it must be impossible for a mortal such as mr goblin...
yes surely
sand jacinth
Pla dont, you’ll get another type of hammer
It's that or I eat a 3.2kg sledgehammer >:V
full mauve
also what is this #COJ thing? is it meant to mean cult of Jap or smth?
sand jacinth
also what is this #COJ thing? is it meant to mean cult of Jap or smth?
Bingo
lament fulcrum
Why not get a gummie hammer. You never specified the hammer type.
sand jacinth
Why not get a gummie hammer. You never specified the hammer type.
I ain't no coward. I said what I said. Go hard or go home.
crisp swallow
Why not get a gummie hammer. You never specified the hammer type.
eating a gummie hammer still wouldn't be that healthy
lament fulcrum
I ain't no coward. I said what I said. Go hard or go home.
Okay, eat so many gummie hammers you have to go to the hospital.
full mauve
Why not get a gummie hammer. You never specified the hammer type.
give lollipop hammer from finals and i’ll smash a wall in the finals
sand crown
hello everyone
lament fulcrum
hello everyone
Hi
full mauve
hello everyone
hi Ignite
wispy nest
@hoary eagle sorry for the ping bro but whats embarks opinion on community made cosmetics?
full mauve
<@93435582000140288> sorry for the ping bro but whats embarks opinion on communi...
holy shit if that becomes a thing then i’m going to learn blender accessory modelling within the next 3 months
sand jacinth
^
sand herald
still grinding for top 100? :D
I'm grinding for most times falling off seoul
tribal wagon
I have read the #1084819913585209415 is someone willing to grant me a key? If not it is fine my friends I will keep waiting for access. 
wispy nest
i was gonna design some melee weapons 
finite moon
Bro, I'm really hoping they add proton support since they use easy anti cheat
Being able to play on my linux rig would be so nice
cinder wedge
i unlocked dark mode
sand crown
I'm grinding for most times falling off seoul
there is no match without falling on seoul
sand jacinth
I have read the <#1084819913585209415> is someone willing to grant me a key? If ...
NO! OUR PROPHET HAS FALLEN!
cinder wedge
holy fuck is jap still typing
sand crown
i unlocked dark mode
common bug but congrats :D
sand herald
there is no match without falling on seoul
Yes but i fall at least 5 times a match
soft crystal
I have read the <#1084819913585209415> is someone willing to grant me a key? If ...
Anything for you dear
sand crown
who is Jap and why he is still typing
lament fulcrum
who is Jap and why he is still typing
Indeed....
soft crystal
who is Jap and why he is still typing
Our lord
sand crown
most importantly why is Jap and when is Jap
cinder wedge
Where is Jap
lament fulcrum
Who and how has this character enslaved so many minds? 0.o
full mauve
Anything for you dear
i’m sorry but you sound like a mum with that sentence👀👀
gleaming ether
somebody hook that homeboy @tribal wagon up, already made someone happy here and the other key is for a friend
cinder wedge
idk man he sounds like a fedora tipper with that
sand jacinth
I used both my keys ;A;
sand crown
i’m sorry but you sound like a mum with that sentence👀👀
step mum? sorry
lament fulcrum
I like chocolate
wispy nest
I like chocolate
I like chocolate
lament fulcrum
I also like garlic
sand crown
@soft crystal what's COJ tho?
soft crystal
evening Antkop, how're you doing? :)
great, bought the ammolite skin rn
crude spindle
I'm grinding for most times falling off seoul
That map looks a bit difficult to manage. Do the movement mechanics feel precise enough to give you the agency to do what you want to on that map?
crisp swallow
take a shot every time someone mentions not having a key in the next 20 mins
soft crystal
<@615522405330452497> what's COJ tho?
Cult of Jap
lament fulcrum
Any wanna buy my new garlic chocolate?
tacit cargo
I like chocolate
Depends on the county of origin
wispy nest
Any wanna buy my new garlic chocolate?
👀
finite moon
Here's hoping the devs flick the switch in the anti cheat to allow linux users to play via proton 🤔
lament fulcrum
Depends on the county of origin
Belgium?
full mauve
step mum? sorry
lmao what
sand crown
Cult of Jap
lol :D that's smth new ahah, what's his deal?
lament fulcrum
Belgium garlic chocolate.....
full mauve
cult of Jap
tacit cargo
I like my pasteurized chocolate
lament fulcrum
I like my milk to be anti-Mold
sand jacinth
Some American chocolate tastes like vomit :V
lament fulcrum
Brain mold is a terrifying phenomenon......
crisp swallow
Some American chocolate tastes like vomit :V
some?
soft crystal
lol :D that's smth new ahah, what's his deal?
He was typing for I believe more than 10 hours straight in 3 different channels simultaneously not sending a single message
full mauve
yea i'm not funny i know man
depending on the situation you could be
sand crown
the best chocolate is a swedish brand with yellow package, i don't remeber the name, but it tastes fucking amazing
lament fulcrum
Garlic chocolate is anti mold... You guys know, like last of us?
sand jacinth
some?
They have some good ones but some of them use a chemical in their milk that is what gives vomit its signature taste
sharp phoenix
there's a thing called garlic choclate?
crisp swallow
They have some good ones but some of them use a chemical in their milk that is w...
never had american sweets before so idk
sand crown
He was typing for I believe more than 10 hours straight in 3 different channels ...
i hope he's not that korean guy who promissed to protest this game
soft crystal
i hope he's not that korean guy who promissed to protest this game
Nope lmaooo
sand crown
i wanted to make a nama tama gif with his message, but i was too lazy
full mauve
Jap would never do such a thing
cinder wedge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44svaQc5WY
and he loves them? https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/599874563123183616.gif?size=64
crisp swallow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44svaQc5WY
watchin
sand jacinth
and he loves them? https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/599874563123183616.gif?size...
Different cultures grow up around different things and identify flavours differently :)
lament fulcrum
Brain mold.......
full mauve
vomit shouldn’t taste nice tho
cinder wedge
Brain mold.......
tasty pixels
lament fulcrum
Eat my Garlic Chocolate and save yourself before it's too late..
Or any garlic chocolate...
sand jacinth
vomit shouldn’t taste nice tho
It doesn't taste like puke to them, it tastes like chocolate and puke has a hint of that chocolate flavour. As far as I'm aware anyways
lament fulcrum
vomit shouldn’t taste nice tho
Lmao, just read that. No kidding!
feral ice
Brain mold.......
average LOL player brain
full mauve
It doesn't taste like puke to them, it tastes like chocolate and puke has a hint...
interesting…
sand jacinth
average LOL player brain
I've long since recovered from my LoL addiction and my brain has only partially recovered
gleaming ether
Brain mold.......
cinder wedge
It doesn't taste like puke to them, it tastes like chocolate and puke has a hint...
how the hell did they find out that vomit has a hint of choco flavor
feral ice
I've long since recovered from my LoL addiction and my brain has only partially ...
like a smokers lung
cinder wedge
gleaming ether
austere crag
Damn the play with friend is sooo good partnership, My homie just dropped me a key 😄
crisp swallow
needs more jpeg
sand jacinth
like a smokers lung
My lungs have recovered from my smoking. My brain isn't even close to recovering from my League addiction
crisp swallow
My lungs have recovered from my smoking. My brain isn't even close to recovering...
one simply cannot recover from league
lament fulcrum
one simply cannot recover from league
Scary...
crisp swallow
ikr
gleaming ether
my dad always warned me of WoW. but not of league..
sand jacinth
I've not played in years and I've not felt the desire to play. I'm clean, gamer. I just have some of the brainrot mindset left
It's why I avoid ranked in everything because I get TOO into ranked
The only one I don't avoid is Destiny 2 because ranked D2 is the only way to enjoy PvP without just roflstomping pubs
lament fulcrum
WOW, PFFFFFFTTTSHSHSHSHHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Try Free Realms.....
feral ice
TheFinals is the first game in like 7 years to bring out my "CS:GO Rager" side, like holy shit. Almost lost my voice a few days ago haha
sand jacinth
TheFinals is the first game in like 7 years to bring out my "CS:GO Rager" side, ...
I'm the opposite, I find it so hard to get mad at this game, it's just too much silly fun. Only thing that frustrates me is Invis Knife
lament fulcrum
TheFinals is the first game in like 7 years to bring out my "CS:GO Rager" side, ...
It's pretty heart pounding action. I found myself yelling a few times...
austere crag
How's everyone doing, I finally got access!!!
slate stratus
i need a keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sand jacinth
i need a keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No begging in here, please. Just wait for access and read the FAQs
slate stratus
how did you get access IcyDrip
sand jacinth
how did you get access IcyDrip
Read the FAQ
feral ice
I'm the opposite, I find it so hard to get mad at this game, it's just too much ...
Lights overextending dying over 100 meters away, glitched invis, people not rezing when no enemies are near, teammates blowing up the point we're protecting, people leaving after dying 1 time
slate stratus
Im not a content creator and my steam request wont go through. Steel series is all out of keys!
spiral phoenix
Im not a content creator and my steam request wont go through. Steel series is a...
then u wait
slate stratus
I cant
austere crag
they need to add a dream skin 💯
sand jacinth
Lights overextending dying over 100 meters away, glitched invis, people not rezi...
I've only had issues with the leaving part and even then, it's always when I'm playing heavy so I can just destroy the objectives people are defending and kill while they're panicked
slate stratus
When is the game ganna be full released
sand jacinth
they need to add a dream skin 💯
BEGONE DREAM STAN!
slate stratus
Its been 4 days
austere crag
BEGONE DREAM STAN!
first person to take me serious
full mauve
When is the game ganna be full released
unknown info, it’ll be released when the devs believe it’s ready
feral ice
I've only had issues with the leaving part and even then, it's always when I'm p...
I've been playing mainly tourney, so like... going through 4 rounds with only 2 players SUCK
austere crag
anyways let’s all make a petition for them to bring kevin hart into the game
sand jacinth
Its been 4 days
Some people have been waiting since last september, you haven't been waiting
slate stratus
When is beta ending
lament fulcrum
anyways let’s all make a petition for them to bring kevin hart into the game
No, that's a huge waste of budget.
full mauve
When is beta ending
21st march
sand jacinth
first person to take me serious
I promise you, I'm NEVER serious
austere crag
No, that's a huge waste of budget.
you don’t see the vision
feral ice
anyways let’s all make a petition for them to bring kevin hart into the game
Yes, make the kevin hart skin a light exclusive skin
austere crag
Yes, make the kevin hart skin a light exclusive skin <:KEKW:1042643026062888980>
see he sees the vision 🙏
then let’s make a keemstar heavy skin
crude spindle
Who's your medium skin?
feral ice
see he sees the vision 🙏
though people might have issues with making a POC exclusive to the "Fast runner" character
austere crag
Who's your medium skin?
jim halpert
sand jacinth
Who's your medium skin?
Robert Downey Junior
wispy nest
me when
lament fulcrum
Robert Downey Junior
Yes
full mauve
The man behind the curtain yo....
and his name is Walter White yo 💀💀
austere crag
i can actually read everything in this
lament fulcrum
and his name is Walter White yo 💀💀
Heisenberg
crude spindle
Oh those are good answers!
wispy nest
and his name is Walter White yo 💀💀
feral ice
ya'll are thinking small characters... Adding Twilight Sparkle skin will bring the game to the next level
austere crag
why is walter white not alive he deserved better
lament fulcrum
ya'll are thinking small characters... Adding Twilight Sparkle skin will bring t...
Who?
austere crag
idc that he watched jane die 💯
wind fjord
I wonder if there will be anything new for week 2
full mauve
ya'll are thinking small characters... Adding Twilight Sparkle skin will bring t...
add that one guy from Jimmy Neutron
feral ice
lament fulcrum
add that one guy from Jimmy Neutron
Oh oh, ultra zord or something like that?
hoary eagle
I wonder if there will be anything new for week 2
That’s an.. interesting name.
sand jacinth
Please no begging in here, I appreciate you want access but those keys are for friends or to give away and begging isn't the right way to get access
austere crag
why won’t my gif send 🤨
full mauve
… i’m sorry bro i don’t think any of us have keys to spare
feral ice
why won’t my gif send 🤨
austere crag
i have 10 keys but they’re only for women
slate stratus
AHHHHHH
full mauve
That’s an.. interesting name.
ain’t no way someone’s named that 💀💀
twilit lava
i have 10 keys but they’re only for women
Are they for all your cars
full mauve
i have 10 keys but they’re only for women
how do you know they aren’t a women 
wind fjord
That’s an.. interesting name.
Thanks Bear<3
feral ice
i have 10 keys but they’re only for women
for your Discord kittens?
sand crown
i have 10 keys but they’re only for women
simp?
austere crag
how do you know they aren’t a women <:revenge_friend:1024759345579315250>
call me tanjiro the way i smell these things 💯
full mauve
Oh oh, ultra zord or something like that?
idk i’ve never watched it before :D
outer pelican
twilit lava
https://tenor.com/view/sheppy-shisha-shisha-sheppy-husky-maid-gif-21097707
I am partially glad you do not have image perms yet
lament fulcrum
idk i’ve never watched it before :D
WHAT?
austere crag
I am partially glad you do not have image perms yet
wtf
outer pelican
I am partially glad you do not have image perms yet
lmao
full mauve
call me tanjiro the way i smell these things 💯
ahh yes demon slayer reference
sand jacinth
I applied before the Alpha and only got access to both via keys, don't come at me thinking you're all that :)
twilit lava
But the other half is not
lament fulcrum
Bro, I had a Jimmy Nuetron pinata at my 7th birthday...
outer pelican
me be like ive been waiting since last alpha lol
lament fulcrum
Bashed his head in with my Louisville slugger...
full mauve
Finn skin when???
twilit lava
https://tenor.com/view/key-magic-key-im-in-shocked-i-got-it-gif-16816975
key ??? What does it unlock
sand jacinth
gimme a Heavy Jake the dog skin
uncut needle
Gamers
full mauve
my friend it is completely chance based and up to steam
wispy nest
key ??? What does it unlock
your mom
crude spindle
I applied before the Alpha and only got access to both via keys, don't come at m...
Did you have to apply again for the beta?
austere crag
they should make a light skin of me cuz i’m 4’8
sand jacinth
Welcome to RNG, it's a bitch but it's fair
full mauve
key ??? What does it unlock
the door to my house
feral ice
key ??? What does it unlock
chastity belt
austere crag
hey that’s mean
feral ice
it’s pretty common for a closed beta
soft crystal
it's literally using steam's testing system
austere crag
bro you’re not nickmercs they’re not gonna prioritize you
wind fjord
Buy the company, then u get to have an opinion
tribal wagon
Hello everyone, how is your day? I hope you guys have gotten to play the playtest, for those who haven’t had the chance you have my condolences, I hope you get it soon so you can enjoy it like everyone else. 
sand jacinth
Did you have to apply again for the beta?
Nah, I just got access fairly early
full mauve
Hello everyone, how is your day? I hope you guys have gotten to play the playtes...
wise Jap spreading Wise words frfr
wispy nest
Buy the company, then u get to have an opinion
thats not a bad idea actually...
uncut needle
Hello everyone, how is your day? I hope you guys have gotten to play the playtes...
aww appreciate it
sand jacinth
Welcome to RNG baby!
outer pelican
Hello everyone, how is your day? I hope you guys have gotten to play the playtes...
first time seeing him actually send a message he is typing
sand jacinth
Hello everyone, how is your day? I hope you guys have gotten to play the playtes...
Based Jap
feral ice
love all these salty key beggars crying about fairness
sand crown
Hello everyone, how is your day? I hope you guys have gotten to play the playtes...
worth to wait for 10 hours, damn he did it!
sand jacinth
You're still in here, foaming at the mouth to play so it's working well, eh'? :^)
crude spindle
Nah, I just got access fairly early
Ah, I see. I asked because I haven't seen folks mention applying in September and just receiving beta access now. They're probably out there, but I haven't seen it.
full mauve
dude if you can’t respect their method of doing the beta then just be quite please
wispy nest
the company is worth 60 million, if we all fork over 65 mil then we can buy out the company
sand jacinth
Ah, I see. I asked because I haven't seen folks mention applying in September an...
People who didn't get in from the Alpha still have their apps in
feral ice
What did i spell wrong
full mauve
he spelt everything correct tho
sharp phoenix
I think it's pretty well executed and now they have added the playtest with a friend, even better
crude spindle
People who didn't get in from the Alpha still have their apps in
I'm one of them haha
uncut needle
sand jacinth
How does it feel being wrong? Not like in anyone's opinion, just objectively wrong
misty pewter
Yo
feral ice
https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-drama-discord-argument-popcorn-drama-gif-...
yeah, about your mom
full mauve
your sending it to everyone looking at this chat?? what am i meant to do?? close the app and go to bed at 4pm?
sand jacinth
Like factually incorrect :^)
misty pewter
Is this game ever going to come to mobile
full mauve
the company is worth 60 million, if we all fork over 65 mil then we can buy out ...
where Elon Musk
uncut needle
yeah, about your mom
full mauve
Is this game ever going to come to mobile
no 💀💀
sand crown
yo yo yo guys, please keep this chat safe and nice, don't make second #⚡┇the-finals-chat please
misty pewter
Why
feral ice
https://tenor.com/EVC1.gif
can't go wrong with bacon pancakes
full mauve
yo yo yo guys, please keep this chat safe and nice, don't make second <#10098305...
this chat is meant to be a sanctuary
uncut needle
can't go wrong with bacon pancakes
Ikkkkkkkkkkk
wispy nest
guys if we all fork in $3003.15 we can buy embark
sand jacinth
Is this game ever going to come to mobile
Part of me hopes not or if it does, as a standalone. Mobile integration with standard players has ruined all PvP games it's been in
crude spindle
yo yo yo guys, please keep this chat safe and nice, don't make second <#10098305...
You know it will become that eventually haha
sharp phoenix
guys if we all fork in $3003.15 we can buy embark
I'm in
full mauve
guys if we all fork in $3003.15 we can buy embark
bro that’s gonna be 5 years of my life gone
bleak turret
Just as a reminder yolks, when something is going awry please tag one us - Replying back in a equally aggressive way can also get you in trouble
sand jacinth
I will help privately fund Embark, they got 2 bangers away
bleak turret
That being said, yall are great eggs
sand jacinth
Just as a reminder yolks, when something is going awry please tag one us - Reply...
Sorry Beau! Love you!
full mauve
Just as a reminder yolks, when something is going awry please tag one us - Reply...
ok we will try not escalate things
lament fulcrum
Garlic Salt
wispy nest
That being said, yall are great eggs <:hug_friend:1040603889872949248>
my job application got ignored 
lament fulcrum
my job application got ignored <:diesofcringe:982340614333034536> <:hug_friend:1...
wispy nest
fr
spiral phoenix
is there gonna be a rule to stop people from dm'ing asking to get a key for them via the friend program?
bleak turret
my job application got ignored <:diesofcringe:982340614333034536> <:hug_friend:1...
I've had many like that in life fren! Trying is what counts
lament fulcrum
https://tenor.com/view/take-the-l-bozo-gif-25355134
Is mine now...
bleak turret
is there gonna be a rule to stop people from dm'ing asking to get a key for them...
If you're getting DM'd please block whoever is spamming you
And report it to us on EggMail
sand jacinth
You monster, that was Glitches! He worked real hard on earn that!
uncut needle
Dude legit some day ago I asked i'll give them a key if the order me uber eats and my dm's got flooded 
crude spindle
I've had many like that in life fren! Trying is what counts <a:eggpet:1013887912...
I was waiting for the "fren"
It brightens my day
twilit lava
Dude legit some day ago I asked i'll give them a key if the order me uber eats a...
infinite food glitch
lament fulcrum
Fren...
sharp phoenix
Dude legit some day ago I asked i'll give them a key if the order me uber eats a...
did you actually get uber eats though?
spiral phoenix
If you're getting DM'd please block whoever is spamming you
naaa he's not spamming, was just wondering if theres a rule to prevent this?
full mauve
I was waiting for the "fren"
It brightens my day <:friend:1012381623330807848>
Beau calling any of us fren makes us proud
lament fulcrum
We're all frens here.....
sand jacinth
naaa he's not spamming, was just wondering if theres a rule to prevent this?
There are people spamming for codes tho
uncut needle
did you actually get uber eats though?
yup
sharp phoenix
damn
full mauve
my job application got ignored <:diesofcringe:982340614333034536> <:hug_friend:1...
me getting ready to submit my application in 6 years
spiral phoenix
There are people spamming for codes tho
in my dms i meant
sand jacinth
Japs is old news
lament fulcrum
me getting ready to submit my application in 6 years
I make maps
wispy nest
me getting ready to submit my application in 6 years
my application was a discord message
lament fulcrum
https://tenor.com/view/fren-cat-happi-cat-fuck-you-goose-shaking-my-head-gif-235...
Poor kitty
sand jacinth
Blessed be the Cult of Beau!
prime shard
i love this egg
bleak turret
naaa he's not spamming, was just wondering if theres a rule to prevent this?
That would be very specific...currently for the playtest with a friend program, we would prefer for keys to be exchange with friends or between DMs to avoid ruckus and other issues we want to mitigate.
gloomy abyss
is there gonna be a rule to stop people from dm'ing asking to get a key for them...
They're gonna stop yes.
When the beta ends or the devs finally decide to let people in
Especially the ones who've been waiting since September 
prime shard
yea
crude spindle
my application was a discord message
That was gold
bleak turret
As far as being bothered for keys, that is pretty much Rule 2.
outer pelican
They're gonna stop yes.
When the beta ends or the devs finally decide to let peo...
ive been waiting since september lol
sand jacinth
As far as being bothered for keys, that is pretty much Rule 2.
Beau, how do you feel about becoming this servers newest cult leader?
full mauve
I make maps
i’m learning Houdini because the fx department is lacking members, if i am remembering Partikels words correctly
twilit lava
I love cults
bleak turret
Beau, how do you feel about becoming this servers newest cult leader?
I did not choose this life
sand crown
i’m learning Houdini because the fx department is lacking members, if i am remem...
what the fuck, i'm learning houdini now
bleak turret
Now lemme finish my lunch 
uncut needle
i’m learning Houdini because the fx department is lacking members, if i am remem...
touched houdini once... never touched it again
sand jacinth
I did not choose this life
When life gives you lemons!
spiral phoenix
I did not choose this life
but is a life u must endure
sand crown
Now lemme finish my lunch <:ez:1075373156182802432>
bon appetite!
twilit lava
Now lemme finish my lunch <:ez:1075373156182802432>
I decline your request
full mauve
what the fuck, i'm learning houdini now
no don’t steal my potential spot T_T
tribal wagon
Please add Doom Slayer as a playable character thank you.
wispy nest
Now lemme finish my lunch <:ez:1075373156182802432>
uh yeah bone apple teeth
sand jacinth
Please add Doom Slayer as a playable character thank you.
BASED
full mauve
Now lemme finish my lunch <:ez:1075373156182802432>
time requires effort which requires food
gloomy abyss
ive been waiting since september lol
Don't worry broski, it's just game. It's not even Elden Ring tier.
gleaming ether
Please add Doom Slayer as a playable character thank you.
DO WHAT OUR PROPHET HAS TOLD
sand crown
i also need to switch to blender tho
sand crown
ah it's gonna be hard
full mauve
i also need to switch to blender tho
i’m already a medium blender user so i just gotta learn character creation and i hope i’ll be fine
outer pelican
Don't worry broski, it's just game. It's not even Elden Ring tier.
looks like a cool game tho and ive been waiting for a long time
wispy nest
i also need to switch to blender tho
what do you currently use?
outer pelican
my luck is really bad
sand crown
Don't worry broski, it's just game. It's not even Elden Ring tier.
how you possibly can compare two different games?!
full mauve
looks like a cool game tho and ive been waiting for a long time
don’t worry it will come out eventually
sand crown
what do you currently use?
cinema 4d
full mauve
how you possibly can compare two different games?!
they two different genres :/
twilit lava
sand jacinth
If there is User Generated Content, can I add my robot model with a CRT monitor as a head for medium pls :^)
sand crown
they two different genres :/
i mean elden ring and the finals wtf, it's like lamborghini and sex
full mauve
nah bro look at #⚡┇the-finals-chat
twilit lava
i mean elden ring and the finals wtf, it's like lamborghini and sex
Would you rather have a lamborghini or a sex
full mauve
i mean elden ring and the finals wtf, it's like lamborghini and sex
odd comparison but i get your point
sand jacinth
nah bro look at <#1009830578545246213>
I daren't
sand crown
i mean its not terrible, just not the best for modeling id suppose
well it's dying and blender is better, and embark uses blender so switch anyway
sand jacinth
Would you rather have a lamborghini or a sex
Neither :V
sand crown
maya <:KEKW:953780013356957726>
damn man maya is OP, maya users are top tier artists
wispy nest
well it's dying and blender is better, and embark uses blender so switch anyway
id assume embark uses blender and maya
sand crown
Would you rather have a lamborghini or a sex
lamborghini of course
full mauve
lamborghini of course
cars before sex as they say
sand crown
id assume embark uses blender and maya
i'm pretty sure they use everything, but blender primarily
full mauve
id assume embark uses blender and maya
they blender users
full mauve
says so in one of their articles
twilit lava
Lamborghini supremacy (not true)
sand crown
cars before sex as they say <:happy_friend:1011661947990704209>
i mean why you need 60 minutes of enjoy when you'll have a lambo for the rest of your life
sand jacinth
Blender is what I learned years back and I've stuck with it since I'm probably a touch autistic and change stresses me out
sand crown
also with lambo i think you can have sex as much as you want
twilit lava
i mean why you need 60 minutes of enjoy when you'll have a lambo for the rest of...
You mean 2 minutes????
lament fulcrum
Lamborghini supremacy (not true)
Koenigsegg
cinder wedge
i mean why you need 60 minutes of enjoy when you'll have a lambo for the rest of...
who says it will last 60
uncut needle
damn man maya is OP, maya users are top tier artists
used maya back in college/uni days shits confusing at first but got use to it buttt I do love blender
full mauve
i mean why you need 60 minutes of enjoy when you'll have a lambo for the rest of...
Embark better than a car tho
umbral bridge
when did they add the #1084819913585209415 thing?
sand crown
You mean 2 minutes????
EXACTLY
wispy nest
they blender users
even for animations?
cinder wedge
Koenigsegg
you mean
Koenigseggs 😭
full mauve
You mean 2 minutes????
lmaooooo
lament fulcrum
you mean
Koenigseggs 😭
Yes
twilit lava
full mauve
even for animations?
i think so, might want to ask one of the devs on that
wispy nest
i mean if they need someone to motion capture, i exist 👀
uncut needle
What even is this box cover?
full mauve
when did they add the <#1084819913585209415> thing?
at some random point in time
twilit lava
What even is this box cover?
Nicholas Latifi
wispy nest
i think so, might want to ask one of the devs on that
would explain why some anims are a little more janky than they should be
full mauve
not complaining tho because my friends beg for this game
lament fulcrum
would explain why some anims are a little more janky than they should be
Server side movement
sand crown
used maya back in college/uni days shits confusing at first but got use to it bu...
c4d is quite simple and mature, but maya and blender seems to be more professional for me, still houdini and equalizer fx are top tier levels
cinder wedge
when did they add the <#1084819913585209415> thing?
somewhere around 2 hours ago
gleaming ether
#⚡┇the-finals-chat has become so lovely 🥰
sand jacinth
would explain why some anims are a little more janky than they should be
The best reload anims of all time were done in Blender. Titanfall 2
sand crown
Embark better than a car tho
dream dream my man
full mauve
The best reload anims of all time were done in Blender. Titanfall 2
TF3 when???
uncut needle
c4d is quite simple and mature, but maya and blender seems to be more profession...
agreed
twilit lava
I want a lotus emira but they are NOT street legal in the United States of America
full mauve
Server side movement
super pro dev moment
cinder wedge
oh shit AHAHHAA
wispy nest
The best reload anims of all time were done in Blender. Titanfall 2
yeahh they moved to maya now
cinder wedge
1984 #⚡┇the-finals-chat
sand jacinth
My man hyper animates in ||Blender||Super Mario Bros. 2
wispy nest
Server side movement
true
rotund gyro
I think jap has a pet sleeping on their keyboard
twilit lava
I think jap has a pet sleeping on their keyboard
It’s me
cinder wedge
I think jap has a pet sleeping on their keyboard
yeah, it's him
he's my pet
gloomy abyss
Bro imagine if they need to do this how messed up the Steam access is.
twilit lava
I am jap in disguise
full mauve
I am jap in disguise
lies
sand jacinth
sand crown
OMG YOU CAN CHANGE IT YES!
wispy nest
<:sad_friend:1012381497161945128>
they leaked it when horizon got leaked
rotund gyro
Hi ignite. Very nice fanart, I approve
sand jacinth
OMG YOU CAN CHANGE IT YES!
I would but mine's fire
cinder wedge
OMG YOU CAN CHANGE IT YES!
oh no
cheaters can change name each game then
twilit lava
sand jacinth
oh no
cheaters can change name each game then
I've yet to see one tbh
umbral bridge
somewhere around 2 hours ago
yeah it would make more sense if i actually looked at that instead of asking randomly
cinder wedge
oh there's a 10 minute cool down
mint shuttle
Hello everybody
wheat light
my man jap is still typin
sand jacinth
Key
lament fulcrum
Hi
sand crown
Hi ignite. Very nice fanart, I approve
thank you
full mauve
hello
sand jacinth
Gimme key
mint shuttle
so glad the slowmode is lower here
uncut needle
The best reload anims of all time were done in Blender. Titanfall 2
love this mans work
https://youtu.be/pBbcRhDCbcM
sand crown
i will post much more after the end of beta
full mauve
so glad the slowmode is lower here
don’t ask for keys here tho, this is a no key asking zone
wheat light
OMG YOU CAN CHANGE IT YES!
where'd you get this
wispy nest
oh there's a 10 minute cool down
each game is roughly 10 minutes..
mint shuttle
don’t ask for keys here tho, this is a no key asking zone
you got it
sand jacinth
I don't get how the key begging censorship works
cinder wedge
fr
wheat light
from the link in #1084819913585209415?
sand crown
where'd you get this
mint shuttle
the #⚡┇the-finals-chat is so chaotic tho
cinder wedge
where key
sand crown
the <#1009830578545246213> is so chaotic tho
always has been
twilit lava
I don't get how the key begging censorship works
sex or money (Lamborghini) for a key ≠ allowed
sand jacinth
love this mans work
https://youtu.be/pBbcRhDCbcM
Well, he also did almost all of the anims on CoD MW2019 aswell and they were all SUPER clean!
mint shuttle
always has been
I love it so much hahaha
misty creek
<#1084819913585209415>
Anyone who can do this with me?
full mauve
why are they posting monkey emotes on every post
uncut needle
Well, he also did almost all of the anims on CoD MW2019 aswell and they were all...
Yep
outer pelican
sex or money (Lamborghini) for a key ≠ allowed
how is it allowed to say sex but not fem-boy
wispy nest
wait is there a max friend limit..
mint shuttle
why are they posting monkey emotes on every post
I got no clue
outer pelican
in Embark headquarters
❓
rotund gyro
Hold on I just realised that jap is typing on ALL CHANNELS!?!?
sand crown
ah it can't bake a cake!!!! fuuuuck!
wheat light
jap how are u typing in multiple channels at once
sand crown
jap how are u typing in multiple channels at once
he is a god
wheat light
should i ping the man
wispy nest
how is it allowed to say sex but not fem-boy
fem is often used to bash people, while the word sex can be used in many different ways
umbral bridge
ah it can't bake a cake!!!! fuuuuck!
😱
rotund gyro
I think it might be a bot
wispy nest
should i ping the man
dont ping @tribal wagon
umbral bridge
jap how are u typing in multiple channels at once
Jap is a different breed bro
outer pelican
fem is often used to bash people, while the word sex can be used in many differe...
true ig
full mauve
ah it can't bake a cake!!!! fuuuuck!
nooooo
uncut needle
ah it can't bake a cake!!!! fuuuuck!
Whats this?
wheat light
dont ping <@847988343749083187> <:dies:1049437989358534777>
a bot frfr
cinder wedge
ah it can't bake a cake!!!! fuuuuck!
nonono
it just says that embark isn't allowed to bake cake
twilit lava
Replace CIA with embark and watch to key
wispy nest
a bot frfr
i mean maybe a little bit, but i had a convo with him
wheat light
i mean maybe a little bit, but i had a convo with him
oh wait he's sent messages 💀
vapid halo
sand crown
nonono
it just says that embark isn't allowed to bake cake
that's sad
sand jacinth
Replace CIA with embark and watch to key
Low effort meme, into the shame box with you!
wheat light
also @tribal wagon are you self-botting? 💀
outer pelican
jap is just nice
sand crown
Whats this?
linking my discord to embark id
rotund gyro
Might still be a bot tho
wispy nest
twilit lava
Low effort meme, into the shame box with you!
😭😭😭
sand crown
best message so far from #⚡┇the-finals-chat
outer pelican
lol
vapid halo
yall missed it bro was talking
rotund gyro
LOL
umbral bridge
nonono
it just says that embark isn't allowed to bake cake
maybe embark can get a cake
wheat light
Might still be a bot tho
i think they're self-botting
full mauve
best message so far from <#1009830578545246213>
that’ guy is a chad lmao
wheat light
if they're typing in all channels
uncut needle
linking my discord to embark id
Ahh i see
twilit lava
What if I wanted to be in the box @sand jacinth
sand jacinth
What if I wanted to be in the box <@162204195443703817>
Meta strat. GGWP
wispy nest
@tribal wagon give us a message so we know your not a bot bro
umbral bridge
anyone with playtest access want to be my friend💀
cinder wedge
omg get out
twilit lava
I am already your fren
misty creek
anyone with playtest access want to be my friend💀
Me! Or wait no i dont have access
umbral bridge
lol
tribal wagon
Hey guys If I get access I will send two keys to people :)
sand jacinth
anyone with playtest access want to be my friend💀
:C BEGONE KEY BEGGER!
crude spindle
a bot frfr
Good eyes!
vapid halo
JAP🖤🖤🖤🖤 I will give you my extra key
rotund gyro
@tribal wagon dude how are you constantly typing
umbral bridge
Hey guys If I get access I will send two keys to people :)
JAP HAS SPOKEN
sand jacinth
Hey guys If I get access I will send two keys to people :)
Wholesome and cozypilled Jap!
full mauve
Jap is alive bit did not respond to the comment
umbral bridge
<@847988343749083187> dude how are you constantly typing
hes just better
sand crown
wtf wait wut?
wheat light
oh he's not a bot
cinder wedge
wtf wait wut?
sus
crude spindle
Wholesome and cozypilled Jap!
I'm going to start using that!
wheat light
MANS SPOKEN
vapid halo
Jap ill give you my extra -- lmk
wispy nest
Hey guys If I get access I will send two keys to people :)
:)
full mauve
@tribal wagon respond to my comment with smth that isn’t related to key but bee movie or smth
tribal wagon
<@847988343749083187> dude how are you constantly typing
what do you mean?
vapid halo
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
sand jacinth
I'm going to start using that!
You should, it's my fave
twilit lava
I love the bee movie
rotund gyro
what do you mean?
It says you’re constantly typing, in all channels LOL
wispy nest
see hes not a bot, just discord being funny
tribal wagon
<@847988343749083187> respond to my comment with smth that isn’t related to key ...
Well I did see the cocaine bear does that count?
gloomy abyss
Now I'll get a warning from mods
umbral bridge
imagine
full mauve
Well I did see the cocaine bear does that count?
YWSS I GOT JAP TO RESPOND TO ME
sand jacinth
Either this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen or the most well played bait I've ever seen, either way, GG
vapid halo
im so jealous omg
tribal wagon
It says you’re constantly typing, in all channels LOL
💀 Man I just came back from Subway
full mauve
you should know better…
outer pelican
💀 Man I just came back from Subway
lmao
cinder wedge
time to change names every 10 minutes to get #6969
vapid halo
jap we had the same discussion literally 4 hours ago ppl told u this before... SUS
rotund gyro
💀 Man I just came back from Subway
LMAO please check your pc or phone. Something is wrong
twilit lava
full mauve
defo
outer pelican
now me ‼️
sand crown
eggmail is still broken?
wispy nest
time to change names every 10 minutes to get #6969
yep, i was going to try and get Glitch#1852 (my discord id)
full mauve
what in the living oml ain’t no way this person wilding
umbral bridge
twilit lava
what in the living oml ain’t no way this person wilding
Hear me out
gloomy abyss
now me ‼️
I'll get banned cause it's not allowed to post keys in chat even if they're fake and don't work.
umbral bridge
ah it can't bake a cake!!!! fuuuuck!
mine can bake a cake but it cant record a mixtape 
cinder wedge
outer pelican
no key beggars in this chat please :D
vapid halo
vrchat gif mental
full mauve
<:revenge_friend:1024759345579315250>
twilit lava
😣
outer pelican
I'll get banned cause it's not allowed to post keys in chat even if they're fake...
lol
wispy nest
everybody should add me in game, i want the biggest friend list
vapid halo
everybody should add me in game, i want the biggest friend list <:TF:87322802122...
are u a sweatlord too????
cinder wedge
NO ME FIRST >:(
full mauve
mine can bake a cake but it cant record a mixtape <:despair2:750289533354115184>
i news music and cake my life is torment aaauh
twilit lava
no add ME first
wispy nest
are u a sweatlord too????
i just wanna break the game in fun ways
tribal wagon
everybody should add me in game, i want the biggest friend list <:TF:87322802122...
I would love to but I have to wait for access my friend.
vapid halo
i just wanna break the game in fun ways
lets all go heavy and GO B O O M
twilit lava
mine can bake a cake but it cant record a mixtape <:despair2:750289533354115184>
I record cakes and make mixtapes simultaneously
uncut needle
sand crown
oookay
tribal wagon
LMAO please check your pc or phone. Something is wrong
Is it gone now? I just restarted my PC
umbral bridge
I record cakes and make mixtapes simultaneously
rotund gyro
Is it gone now? I just restarted my PC
Nope
sand jacinth
vrchat gif mental
VR Chat is genuinely the most bipolar shit ever. You can sit down with a frog who's super high and chat about the most chill things in existence or a bunch of little anime girls will run up and just do/say the most heinous shit and this is why I stick to private rooms with my friends who have had to move back abroad after uni
wispy nest
vapid halo
thanks dawggy
cinder wedge
aight guys time to get all the DMS
tribal wagon
Darn well I’m not sure what to do my friend I’m sorry if this is annoying people.
wispy nest
ofc, cuz it's a fake
no way i just got got
uncut needle
VR Chat is genuinely the most bipolar shit ever. You can sit down with a frog wh...
I agree
full mauve
lets all go heavy and GO B O O M
grab a light and put bombs on their item and get them to run with it :D
cunning mica
@cinder wedge bros flexing their keys 🔑💀
wispy nest
Darn well I’m not sure what to do my friend I’m sorry if this is annoying people...
its not annoying dont worry, i think people are just makin a joke out of it, its kinda funny
rotund gyro
Darn well I’m not sure what to do my friend I’m sorry if this is annoying people...
Nah you’re fine. You just have to accept that we formed a cult about you now 
sand jacinth
grab a light and put bombs on their item and get them to run with it :D
I cover vaults in mines and throw them at enemies :^)
wispy nest
that too ^
tribal wagon
Nah you’re fine. You just have to accept that we formed a cult about you now <:K...
💀
dire shard
i need key
uncut needle
i need key
nope and not this chat
sand crown
i need key
for a car?
sand jacinth
They WILL try to catch it and those 2 explosive mines and 2 gas mines WILL ruin their day
cinder wedge
<@475951177805070346> bros flexing their keys 🔑💀
sand jacinth
i need key
Read the FAQ please :)
full mauve
I cover vaults in mines and throw them at enemies :^)
i cover buildings with bombs and blow them up with me still inside :D (all in the finals tho dw)
vapid halo
i got 'grey'
marsh stag
unpopular opinion, i think beggers should be warned
uncut needle
i need key
we will bully you if you ask in this chat
mint shuttle
i cover buildings with bombs and blow them up with me still inside :D (all in th...
that sounds like a lot of fun
gloomy abyss
Hello Jap 🙂
wispy nest
<:p_pepehugs:844977265859493958>
full mauve
that sounds like a lot of fun
yes
mint shuttle
I cant wait to get access tbh
dire shard
sorry😂
marsh stag
I cant wait to get access tbh
you will get it soon, i believe
wispy nest
I cant wait to get access tbh
dont do it, i know what you are planning
sand crown
is beta already started?
full mauve
yes
sand jacinth
i cover buildings with bombs and blow them up with me still inside :D (all in th...
I cover buildings with bombs and blow them up because it's funny and it stops the government from being cringe (Definitely in THE FINALS haha don't worry CIA, I'm not a danger I promise :))))) )
marsh stag
is beta already started?
indeed
cinder wedge
beta only has a week left lol
tribal wagon
Hello Jap 🙂
Hello there friend! It’s nice to meet you.
mint shuttle
for example one of my fav games is teardown, and this game just clicked when I saw it
mint shuttle
dont do it, i know what you are planning
?
marsh stag
for example one of my fav games is teardown, and this game just clicked when I s...
huge respect for playing teardown
mint shuttle
huge respect for playing teardown
mad fun game
tribal wagon
sand jacinth
Hello there friend! It’s nice to meet you.
Honestly, your account is cursed, no shared servers despite the fact we're both on this server and you're perpetually typing
marsh stag
mad fun game
i have an interesting review for it
twilit lava
is beta already started?
No it started a couple months ago
mint shuttle
lmfao thought you were gonna ask for a key.. too many people do it
nahh I was told crispy clear to not ask here althought I didnt even try
tribal wagon
Honestly, your account is cursed, no shared servers despite the fact we're both ...
My apologies you feel this way friend.
twilit lava
marsh stag
lmfao thought you were gonna ask for a key.. too many people do it
people in this chat dont do it
sand crown
No it started a couple months ago
ooh noo i missed it nooooo
vapid halo
shoutout the playtest with friends .. such a good move on them frfr
wispy nest
people in this chat dont do it
we dont let them
twilit lava
I love spreading misinformation
rotund gyro
@tribal wagon do you happen to have a pet that’s sitting on a device and discord is open?
sand jacinth
My apologies you feel this way friend.
Oh no, we all love you, I promise we're not upset, you just have a Discord account that works really bizarrely
twilit lava
We love jap here
rotund gyro
All hail jap
tropic saffron
Anyone had tonos? To fire
gloomy abyss
Honestly, your account is cursed, no shared servers despite the fact we're both ...
For me it's working fine
sand jacinth
Praise be unto Jap! Praise be unto Beau!
twilit lava
Honestly, your account is cursed, no shared servers despite the fact we're both ...
It says he has a mutual server with me
marsh stag
we dont let them <:TF:873228021228797962>
people who beg, also have like 15 accounts that are requested for the beta
tribal wagon
<@847988343749083187> do you happen to have a pet that’s sitting on a device and...
No pets my friend.
rotund gyro
Oh
twilit lava
It says he has a mutual server with me
It’s you. You did this.
wispy nest
jap is typing in #⚡┇the-finals-chat #🔴┇media-chat #🥚┇off-topic and #🎨┇off-topic-art
sand jacinth
No pets my friend.
Honestly, you're so wholesome! Everything that comes out of you is so sweet and friendly and I love it
wispy nest
Honestly, you're so wholesome! Everything that comes out of you is so sweet and ...
agreed
tribal wagon
Oh no, we all love you, I promise we're not upset, you just have a Discord accou...
That is touching I love you all as well! 
woeful portal
##Euphoria up bro Ur washed !!
marsh stag
its funny how people are almost having a ww3 in #⚡┇the-finals-chat and this is just a chill lounge
wispy nest
@bleak turret can we get @tribal wagon a cool role please and thank you
sand crown
damn houdini is 269 bucks, whyy so expensive :(
marsh stag
Jap appreciation channel
sand jacinth
<@1031907806472839268> can we get <@847988343749083187> a cool role please and t...
This pls
uncut needle
damn houdini is 269 bucks, whyy so expensive :(
ever bought substance painter on steam in aud?
umbral bridge
uhmmmm so with the #1084819913585209415 the link is called embark.games but the real website is embark studio. is this still the same thing?
wispy nest
ive had 2 people beg in my dms now
marsh stag
ive had 2 people beg in my dms now <:dies:1049437989358534777>
atleast someone is trying to get in ur dms :D
umbral bridge
ive had 2 people beg in my dms now <:dies:1049437989358534777>
can i make it 3 😉
paper loom
heyy
wispy nest
can i make it 3 😉
only if you make it funny
sand crown
ever bought substance painter on steam in aud?
how much? it costs 70 bucks for me
vapid halo
ive had 2 people beg in my dms now <:dies:1049437989358534777>
bro same. im trying to find a way to non-chalantly find someone who really deserves it- im holdin 2 of dem boyzzz
sand jacinth
uhmmmm so with the <#1084819913585209415> the link is called embark.games but th...
It's on their official Discord on a post made by a CM controlled bot, yes, it's safe, don't worry
marsh stag
bro same. im trying to find a way to non-chalantly find someone who really deser...
id say a friend rather than someone here
umbral bridge
It's on their official Discord on a post made by a CM controlled bot, yes, it's ...
yeah idk just realized that so i was curious
wispy nest
bro same. im trying to find a way to non-chalantly find someone who really deser...
i deserve it (ive had access since september)
vapid halo
id say a friend rather than someone here
my friends are still hooked on tarkov lmfao
they wont budge.. nerds
marsh stag
my friends are still hooked on tarkov lmfao
have they seen the trailer?
uncut needle
how much? it costs 70 bucks for me
it was 250 aud
sand crown
it was 250 aud
wtf
vapid halo
have they seen the trailer?
yeah theyre old heads tho and like mil-sims n shit
paper loom
Are people still being invited to the Beta?
sand jacinth
yeah idk just realized that so i was curious
I like your eye for these things, it's a very good way to live and keep safe on the internet but in this case, yes, it's totally safe :)
marsh stag
yeah theyre old heads tho and like mil-sims n shit
ah
gloomy abyss
bro same. im trying to find a way to non-chalantly find someone who really deser...
If you don't have friends to give the code to I suggest just give to a random guy. 
bleak turret
uhmmmm so with the <#1084819913585209415> the link is called embark.games but th...
Our ID website is a different platform, thats why fren
marsh stag
Are people still being invited to the Beta?
i think yes, but small chance to get in now
sand crown
this is sad, also to get updates you need to pay full price again, even tho there is not so much updates
cinder wedge
😹
paper loom
i think yes, but small chance to get in now
Interesting
sand jacinth
Our ID website is a different platform, thats why fren <a:eggpet:101388791223394...
Beau, pls, can we give Jap a special role!
vapid halo
If you don't have friends to give the code to I suggest just give to a random gu...
You didnt get one? You been here since Jan damn...dm me
sand crown
Our ID website is a different platform, thats why fren <a:eggpet:101388791223394...
i have a trouble with linking discord tho, but egg mail seems to be broken
gloomy abyss
bro same. im trying to find a way to non-chalantly find someone who really deser...
Or give it to someone who's been waiting since September 
vapid halo
dm me
marsh stag
oh hey, my name has a new color
vapid halo
I got you bro
umbral bridge
yo no way i got a dm from the same dude
did i win?
sand jacinth
oh hey, my name has a new color
Gratz on the rank up
bleak turret
i have a trouble with linking discord tho, but egg mail seems to be broken
Oh - can you DM me in this case? Not conventional but, will have to do
marsh stag
Gratz on the rank up
<3
wispy nest
did i win?
yes
umbral bridge
sand crown
At least I get to keep it forever <:shrug:864634558317985842>
same, but sad it's not the same with houdini, forced to buy a subscription, but unfortunatly there is no such things as monthly plan, sadness
marsh stag
imagine having a whole museum of people in your dms tryng to get a key
delicate blaze
please give me the key
mint shuttle
imagine having a whole museum of people in your dms tryng to get a key
you could make a art gallery out of it
green parcel
where can we report hacker, we are in torny and the ohter team is streaming too. they wanna report the hacker too. litterally last round and we cant even play properly
wispy nest
check once more
no way fish in a tube
mint shuttle
please give me the key
dont beg for them here
wispy nest
please give me the key
go to #⚡┇the-finals-chat 
mint shuttle
marsh stag
you could make a art gallery out of it
a whole mosaic
mint shuttle
a whole mosaic
HAHAHAHA fr
vapid halo
BOYSSS @gloomy abyss somehow got access and can play now!!! lets gooooo ; D
marsh stag
grats to them
crude spindle
BOYSSS <@674336227637329920> somehow got access and can play now!!! lets gooooo...
Hooray!!
austere crag
I had power, I was basking in the warmth of electricity. And then I lost power again.
gloomy abyss
BOYSSS <@674336227637329920> somehow got access and can play now!!! lets gooooo...
This man is the GOAT, thx for the key man
sand jacinth
I had power, I was basking in the warmth of electricity. And then I lost power a...
We shall pray for you Kyne
marsh stag
I had power, I was basking in the warmth of electricity. And then I lost power a...
damn...
vapid halo
you been waiting longer than I have man.. have fun! we'll game later on today!!!
glad bronze
Been waiting a week still no key
mint shuttle
we will all get it, eventually
urban stratus
yes it just takes time
tribal wagon
I had power, I was basking in the warmth of electricity. And then I lost power a...
Stay safe and strong my friend!
mint shuttle
aint gonna lie, if the game lives up to the hype till the release day I might just spend money on it
marsh stag
i am honestly unbothered not getting it now, i am having fun looking at the beggers
mint shuttle
i am honestly unbothered not getting it now, i am having fun looking at the begg...
saaaame
sand crown
JAP YOU'RE GOLD now, yoooo congrats man, our god <3
crude spindle
Been waiting a week still no key
Waiting since September for me. The game will release when the studio is ready, and they'll probably want an open beta eventually to stress test the servers before release.
wispy nest
Stay safe and strong my friend!
no way jap is a rising star
vapid halo
'42 message requests'
marsh stag
Jap supremacy
urban stratus
i was grinding a bit to get the beta rewards lol
marsh stag
'42 message requests'
you should edit them all in to a pic
urban stratus
nah make a montage
vapid halo
I sent jap my last key I told him to send it here when he sees fit
mint shuttle
NO WAY HOLD UP
marsh stag
nah make a montage
with a funny intro, the old style
sand crown
true gigachad
sharp phoenix
inb4 Jap has had like 20 keys DMed to him now
twilit lava
We all love jap
vapid halo
jap pls send cashapp
sand crown
he has all sex in the world as well
twilit lava
I wish jap would adopt me 😣😣😣
marsh stag
its because here we have Jap supremacy, amen
umbral bridge
Jap is our savior
paper loom
jap writing the bible rn
vapid halo
someone had chatgpt write fan fiction of him earlier hahahaha
sand crown
JAP IS LOVE, JAP IS LIFE
vapid halo
hold on ill find it lmfao
crude spindle
someone had chatgpt write fan fiction of him earlier hahahaha
That sounds hilarious
sand crown
jap writing the bible rn
legends says he created this world
marsh stag
Jap has like 15 devices typing in every channel
vapid halo
ChatGPT poem:
In THE FINALS discord server, where the competition is fierce,
There's a user who's typing just one message, but their dedication is so clear.
Jap is their name, and they've been typing for hours,
Crafting a message that's so thorough, it has incredible powers.
With every keystroke, Jap adds a new thought,
Making sure their message is complete and can't be bought.
From analysis to strategy, from tips to advice,
Jap's message is a true goldmine, a treasure trove that's nice.
Their typing skills are something to admire,
For hours on end, Jap's fingers never tire.
Their dedication to the server is a true delight,
Their message a true testament, a shining light.
So let's raise a glass to Jap, the message hero,
Whose dedication to crafting the perfect message, we shall never let go.
Your typing skills and dedication to the server,
A true inspiration, a sign of a true winner.
marsh stag
we need a separate channel for Jap by now
twilit lava
#jap-worship
marsh stag
#jap-worship
legit
urban stratus
yh jap is amazing
sand crown
we need jap fan server
umbral bridge
#jap-worship
now i dont think that sounds very well to the random person just joining
crude spindle
ChatGPT poem:
In THE FINALS discord server, where the competition is fierce,
The...
That's so good lmao
crude spindle
now i dont think that sounds very well to the random person just joining
It really doesn't.
sand jacinth
Yeeeesh xD
marsh stag
you get access to that channel by proving yourself to Jap himself
vapid halo
marsh stag
https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-ronald-mcdonald-clown-makeup-costume-gif-168115...
literally everyone when they arent getting a key after signing up for 1 picosecond
umbral bridge
cinder wedge
namatamagotchi
orchid urchin
Jap is the new mascot
twilit lava
literally everyone when they arent getting a key after signing up for 1 picoseco...
me when I when… when I do the when. The do when???
sand crown
i created jap fan server, everyone dm for the link if you want to enlist
vapid halo
please
marsh stag
check dms
cinder wedge
HE CAN GUN
urban stratus
still typing...
void imp
If i got a game by using a friend key, can i get keys too?
vapid halo
@tribal wagon please talk to us
marsh stag
Jap notice us!
vapid halo
im on my hands and knees shaking and crying
fiery jackal
how to get keys for my friends?
vapid halo
how to get keys for my friends?
umbral bridge
how to get keys for my friends?
talk to me, your "friend"
calm valley
Did the playtest with a friend stuff just come out today?
umbral bridge
sharp phoenix
Did the playtest with a friend stuff just come out today?
yep
void imp
If i got a game by using a friend key, can i get keys too?
marsh stag
doubt
vapid halo
same to U
mint shuttle
grats on new color
thx!
edgy plover
damn woke up to some good news for the first time in a long time 😄
umbral bridge
yay i rank up again
marsh stag
we all rankup
mint shuttle
true
umbral bridge
took me a solid 30 secconds to find something appropriate to post in this discord server
marsh stag
took me a solid 30 secconds to find something appropriate to post in this discor...
atleast you found some good stuff
twilit lava
drippy 😬
umbral bridge
sand jacinth
Right, ladies and gents, I'm going out for a couple drinks with a friend, have a wonderful evening! <3
uncut needle
Have a good one
dusky moth
Game is fun
marsh stag
Right, ladies and gents, I'm going out for a couple drinks with a friend, have a...
have a good one
umbral bridge
Right, ladies and gents, I'm going out for a couple drinks with a friend, have a...
you too
dusky moth
tribal wagon
vapid halo
YOOO
umbral bridge
vapid halo
Jap would wanna join a server we made for you its very important
umbral bridge
Jap would wanna join a server we made for you its very important
^
vapid halo
ugh and hes gone quivers
marsh stag
ugh and hes gone *quivers*
hes here with us, mentally
tribal wagon
Jap would wanna join a server we made for you its very important
Sure! I would love to!
vapid halo
5w3e6rytuyvibuhinjok;l
umbral bridge
5w3e6rytuyvibuhinjok;l
BETA KEY^
vapid halo
im shakinhghhhhhgggggggggg
marsh stag
Sure! I would love to!
WE LOVE JAP
wispy nest
umbral bridge
its amazing
marsh stag
we love this
umbral bridge
marsh stag
woofer
glad bronze
Anyone wanna buddy up for beta keys
bleak turret
Hey frens, lets avoid posting invites to Discord servers all around
marsh stag
Anyone wanna buddy up for beta keys
sure
mint shuttle
GUYS GUYS GUYS
vapid halo
@tribal wagon Add me on here! I dont think I should post server link here lol
bleak turret
I know it might sound a little bit much, but its for the safety of our yolks in general
glad bronze
@marsh stag do you have one already
marsh stag
A GUY POSTED A CODE IN GENERAL AND I GOT IT NO WAYYYY AAAAA
grats