🥚┇off-topic

[wind garnet]

has anyone else loaded into a match with 4 people on their team lol?

[wispy nest]

we need to be able to tap strafe

[cedar reef]

what

[wind garnet]

i agree with this

[cedar reef]

this aint valorant or cs

[wispy nest]

that is neither from val or cs

[rugged ginkgo]

Wrong game

[cedar reef]

awkward

[pseudo spade]

it is in CS lmao, source engine buddy

[rugged ginkgo]

This is like apex in terms of gunplay

[austere crag]

W pfp

[austere crag]

Nah titanfall gunplay instead

[pseudo spade]

The TTK is way higher than TF|2

[rugged ginkgo]

I wonder how long it takes to get the messages needed for lv15 just by the full stop method

Seems kinda long

[smoky mason]

how's the game?

[wispy nest]

i just gained 4 levels from one game that i didnt even win

[austere crag]

Yeah but I like comparing good games to good games

[rugged ginkgo]

Im not talking bout in game levels lol

I mean here on discord

[wispy nest]

its entirely different tho

[glass fern]

airstrafing would be hype aswell

cs/tf2 airstrafing is so good, other games try to simplify it but its really simple if people just bothered learning it. the amount of control given compared to baby mode press a to go left air strafing huge

[wispy nest]

i mean, you can slightly do it, just not enough to be useful

[pseudo spade]

Built on the same physics code is all I meant

TF|2 takes it to an extreme, but it is still the exact same

[wispy nest]

its a modified version of source too, could be entirely different idk

[glass fern]

as a cs movement player with 3k hours, and a tf2 rocket jumper. apex movement is remade from the ground up and it feels not at all simular

[wispy nest]

^

ive played apex for 3 years and used to play cs combat surf a shit ton

[trim bison]

this game needs a good bhop lmao

[shrewd hemlock]

greetings

[vapid halo]

Prop surfing😔😔😔

[trim bison]

bro i religiously prop surf my way around the map

[austere crag]

just made immarksman baby rage in the finals

[trim bison]

even better than prop surfing is riding that propane tank like a hoverboard

[sharp phoenix]

got a clip?

[austere crag]

just posted it on my tiktok, connected to my profile

[vapid halo]

EXCUSE ME

i need to see that lmfaoooo wtf

[obsidian quarry]

is sledgehammer even viable

[trim bison]

I used it to fly into the top floor of the mall and steal the money

https://youtu.be/-FnFg3xppRo?t=187

[trim bison]

its the most viable melee next to the knife

[vapid halo]

holy shit... why did i not think of this

from now on im sending heavy and medium with heals onto the point via EXPLODINGMISSLE

[trim bison]

yea its basically the most fun thing ever and im always lookin for an excuse to do it now

you have to have the guy firing it crouching and looking a lil up so it catches your feet

[obsidian quarry]

how good is the knife really?

[trim bison]

as good as TF2 spy's lol its 1 hit but lord knows it won't reg when you need it

[obsidian quarry]

guess it works well with the invis but its damn annoying to get killed by it when im playing heavy

[trim bison]

back into a corner and stare at him, he will be helpless

if you move away from him while he is chasing you, the reg is terrible

[obsidian quarry]

bro i cannot with this turret meta

[trim bison]

turrets need a nerf so fucking bad

only having glitch mine on medium makes them so painful to deal with

[obsidian quarry]

also whats the best ability for heavy

[austere crag]

how much time i must wait for the permission?

[trim bison]

Reinhardt wall for sure

[obsidian quarry]

use sledgehammer and ur literally rein

[trim bison]

lmao yup, the winton bubble is a close second

[obsidian quarry]

do u know what other items are good for him

i dont have dome bubble yet btw

[trim bison]

Orlanthi (My Tank) runs Reinhardt, Bubble shield, RPG, C4

[obsidian quarry]

i have that but no dome shield so i use barricade for defense in the meantime

[trim bison]

yea the barricades can be pretty fire at blocking doors

[dusky moth]

🙂

[sand herald]

Hello again to the non key begging chat

[celest olive]

meowdy

[austere crag]

Why r some ppl yellow.

[celest olive]

holy shit its Sundowner from the hit game Metal gear rising revengance

Server EXP. just talk more and it goes up

[thick sluice]

You guys are cute

[wispy nest]

e g g

[uncut needle]

Hello peeps

[jagged imp]

no key?

[uncut needle]

yes no key

[jagged imp]

@austere crag

[uncut needle]

they too busy playing lol

[celest olive]

petfriend

[jagged imp]

i need one

[celest olive]

a friend?

[jagged imp]

no a key for play

how can i get steam no help me

[uncut needle]

well its random and defiantly not here

Sooo bored

[austere crag]

Is it possible for me to get in cuz I've been requested access for months

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[robust parcel]

The key beggars have infested this chat

It must be evacuated

[tacit cargo]

Will this be bigger on PC or Console y’all think?

[robust parcel]

Pc

[tacit cargo]

Same, it’s BF in a arena imo

[robust parcel]

Bro really just deleted that message

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26367573

[scarlet goblet]

look at the shaking kitty

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-cat-umm-orange-cat-tabby-gif-23535875

i love spending 90% of the game dead

[scarlet goblet]

F for the dead

[vapid furnace]

What is even going in chat.

[smoky mason]

in the finals chat?

idk man its crazy XD

[scarlet goblet]

IDK - someone getting super defensive about explanations thinking everyone is asking for keys

[smoky mason]

?

i like food

[formal sluice]

howdy

[scarlet goblet]

oh i like food too

[smoky mason]

:D hi

[formal sluice]

ima food enjoyer

[smoky mason]

omg me too

[scarlet goblet]

big true

[austere crag]

me when no key

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-crying-spunchbop-gary-sad-gif-23822800

anyways shitpost done ciao

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/theres-no-way-no-way-cat-theres-just-no-way-gif-23159398

[scarlet goblet]

Big true - we food enjoyers here

[celest olive]

https://imgur.com/Ql78GqV

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/yum-food-wow-gif-26394897

[celest olive]

Damn

[wispy nest]

https://imgur.com/Ql78GqV

[celest olive]

Glitch your pfp makes me sad. titanfall 3 when

[umbral bridge]

never

[celest olive]

sob

[wispy nest]

canceled

[celest olive]

I need more big mech games. i can only play so much of MW5

[umbral bridge]

uhmmmm, war thunder

:trollfaceemoji:

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-lost-it-cat-gif-21849835

[umbral bridge]

silly server doesn't let me use emotes from other servers

[wispy nest]

[umbral bridge]

😔

spring break finally starts and i have nothing to do because RNG is not on my side

[celest olive]

someday

[hexed grotto]

for real

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-stare-stare-animal-funny-gif-21869355

[celest olive]

that cat has seen some things

[dusty kernel]

5min slow mode on main chat what the hell

[wispy nest]

yeahh its awful

[dusty kernel]

why even use main chat then if you cant engage in any convos

eggsecutive >

[vapid halo]

i am an eggsecutive enjoyer

[sand herald]

My name is yellow because i accidentally peed on it 🤷‍♀️

[hearty ruin]

How do you accidentally

[sand herald]

Couldn't hold it

[hearty ruin]

Questions

Does your name appear under or above your human

[sand herald]

How do you not understand accidentally peeing

[hearty ruin]

No I clearly understand but

I have questions because I am a curious human

[sand herald]

What

[vapid halo]

ight yall tweakin💀

[celest olive]

Oh god.. w-why is all ours WHITE THEN

[vapid halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/782741978718666772/995648712284053544/madman.gif

[hearty ruin]

Because you haven't accidentally

[sand herald]

Because your diaper is new and clean

[hearty ruin]

I did not know you can pee on your name that's need to me

[celest olive]

now it's green

[hearty ruin]

Okay you know what we do not continue this Convo it's getting out of hand

[sand herald]

I mean i dunno things happen

[hearty ruin]

Do not answer to the question please

[celest olive]

https://tenor.com/view/biting-kitten-kicking-cat-cute-gif-23712859

[hearty ruin]

Embed deth

[celest olive]

ah Still cant post gifs

[sand herald]

Nope yellow names have image perms

Not sure what level it starts at

[hearty ruin]

Contestants and then rising stars that means that you need one more level to get perms

[sand herald]

^ yep

[celest olive]

Just keep posting i guess

[hearty ruin]

Yes continue to say things and acquire such a role

[sand herald]

Theres a check rank channel but yeah i dont know the level that turns you into the yellow name (rising star)

[celest olive]

I will now post the whole of MGS lore

First in the ye-

[hearty ruin]

I like how CJ is actually just level 1

So i suppose rising store maybe at level 10

[celest olive]

its more simple

Just 1
2
3
4

[dusty kernel]

level 20 hit, finally

now i can flex on people who didnt played the beta

[hearty ruin]

You w I sh

[celest olive]

[gilded obsidian]

Graz

[austere crag]

how do i get those cool metal finger glove things

[dusty kernel]

talk about the perfect pose combo

man sometimes you just join up with randoms and it works @willow halo

[willow halo]

Ikr GG 🙂

[twilit mantle]

They are from the iseul-t bias wrecker outfit in the battle pass

[austere crag]

there's an outfit in the battle pass?

[twilit mantle]

3 actually

[dusty kernel]

those gloves are probably the only good looking this about this outfit tho lol

[twilit mantle]

I don't know the bucket hat is kind of funny

[dusk plume]

@slender wagon ggs 🥰

[slender wagon]

gg, I'm doing that quest "15k sledgehammer damage"

[dusk plume]

goodlucks

[dusky moth]

pika

[wispy nest]

i refuse :)

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dance-moves-catto-cat-cat-dance-gif-22085441

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-obi-wan-kenobi-hello-there-goodbye-there-hello-gif-24946322

[dusty kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-general-kenobi-star-wars-grevious-gif-17774326

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/another-one-for-my-collection-grievous-lightsaber-gif-16775319

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/good-evil-star-wars-emporer-palpatine-darkside-gif-4624104

[finite vale]

still can't post embed 😔

I might not be able to play the game but I do have some art for it

but no embed perm

LMAO

[dusty kernel]

bruh

welcome to the piss team

[finite vale]

lessssgooooo

[twilit mantle]

No piss for me 😭

[finite vale]

that was fast kek

[dusty kernel]

i wonder when im gonna reach weed team

[soft crystal]

@tribal wagon what's with the memes lmao

[finite vale]

omw to draw some finals art

tho it's mostly going to be just egg because idk what to draw

[wispy nest]

he has been typing in #⚡┇the-finals-chat for like an hour so people just started a meme

[smoky mason]

jap's a pretty cool dud

[wispy nest]

fr fr

[soft crystal]

Just bc he was typing frequently?

[wispy nest]

yeah he’s just stayed typing, people made a religion out of it too

[soft crystal]

I like it

[wispy nest]

i’m getting close to 115 xp 👀

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26367573

[feral ice]

damn that "kitty" be shaking, what did ya do to it

[finite vale]

this reminds me that one time in LTT server there's one guy that are just... typing

for 14 hours

[feral ice]

yo linus was so close to ending his career during the last stream

[finite vale]

oh yea lmao

that was something

[feral ice]

TBF i always referred to the Hard R as the intellegence based word aswell, so i don't blame him

[tender charm]

Started saying vaya con dios to him as he was talking

[finite vale]

the first part was actually... reasonable tbh. You look at old shows and movies and you probably gonna find a lot of it. I'll let it pass, that's just how it is back then ig

it's when he reached that hard R part where things were like AYO???

[feral ice]

Like why is the Hard R Even referring to the N word, there isn't even a R in that word 🤔

I just made you think the word didn't i

[merry lodge]

So how is this game. I've requested and I wanna know how it is.

[finite vale]

yes

[feral ice]

Great, movement system takes a bit to get used to

[tender charm]

mid imo

mindless shooter for the kicks but not something i would grind for hours tbh

[merry lodge]

interesting

I can't wait to play!

[soft crystal]

Jap is literally typing in 3 channels

[civic yew]

i wish u guys would ride the hype of the game harder and drop open beta

[merry lodge]

how long does it take for the request to get accepted? Like how long did it take for you to get accepted?

[civic yew]

you never get accepted i think the finals is a political statement about limbo

[tender charm]

i didnt. i didnt get it on 4 accounts. I got it of the steel series app. and the steam accounts still havent got keys

[civic yew]

is the steel series app NA only?

[tender charm]

idk. i am na though

[soft crystal]

It was NA and EU but they've been out of keys for a week now so stop

[tender charm]

ya forgot to add that part lol

[civic yew]

im oce anyway

[finite vale]

pov:
you're jap (and nightstars except if this is just alt of jap)

[vapid halo]

hahahahahhaahhahahha holy fuck

PLEASE SPIT IT OUT

[dense cypress]

Im gonna play The Finals now on 3 Screens

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/overheat-computer-explosion-boom-spark-gif-17323916

[flint zinc]

All hail the mighty JAP

[soft crystal]

nightstars just tryna get popular, envious of Jap's fame

[austere crag]

wrong, he accepted Jap's blessings

[feral ice]

Eyo Gear 5 luffy

[flint zinc]

yey xd

[feral ice]

read my description dude

[flint zinc]

oh nice haha

its going crazy with egghead haha

[vapid halo]

IM HAVING SO MUCH FUNNNN

[feral ice]

It's insane, either a Blackbeard crew member or Doflamingo seraphim

[vapid halo]

BOUTTA MAKE SOME FRENCH PRESSED COFFEE N RUN MORE LETSGOOOBOYSSSS

[flint zinc]

@feral ice dont thinkl blackbeard since its been happening for months, and we have seen all bb pirates doing other things offscreen

the doflamingo theory sounds cool tho, but since its oda

[feral ice]

i mean techincally BB is fighting Law atm.

[flint zinc]

oh ye, i mean the guy that is doing all the crazy stuff at egghead i dont think is a bb pirate

[feral ice]

But considering it's a "Traitor" It's either a seraphim, another Vegapunk or a cipher pol

[flint zinc]

ye thats why the doflamingo theory sounds the most obvious one

[feral ice]

MAYBE a revolutionary army soldier considering vegapunk's ties to dragon

[flint zinc]

but oda always comes up with weird asf stuff so who knows

[feral ice]

true

[flint zinc]

ye or some rock pirate clone that we dont even know about

[feral ice]

True!

[flint zinc]

god knows what, but seems like next chapter we will know

[feral ice]

I feel like the next chapter might include reveal of traitor, outcome of law vs blackbeard, and start of shanks vs kid

[flint zinc]

and the fact that we didnt end up seeing shakas face seems something like oda wouldnt do...

why put a mask, he was obviously prepering something with that

[feral ice]

plottwist, traitor is Usopp

[flint zinc]

but shaka being the traitor at this point would be the weirdest thing ever

[feral ice]

i mean the character is very much inspired by Daftpunk

[flint zinc]

ye but the mask, ever since i saw it, it must be a random character that we might have seen in a random chapter 500 chapters ago xd

and then we will be awwwww it was that guy

[feral ice]

wouldn't put it past oda

[flint zinc]

but yeh the doflamingo one seems the "obvious" one ath this point

but i mean i dont even know whats happening anymore since the saturn stuff, its goin wild

[feral ice]

i'm not saying but like....

[flint zinc]

xd

somehow, this one we know might be a clone of someone and the real one was a bad person and its on egghead 🤔 XD

i hope he takes things slightly with the cloning stuff, its dangerous, at this point is gopin cool

[feral ice]

dude what if arlong... we know he uses a gun, we know he escaped impel down, we haven't seen him in ages. And he could have ways to infiltrate egghead island

[flint zinc]

i just hope the next chapter is the cahpter

[feral ice]

true

[flint zinc]

i cant take it anymore xd

[sage turret]

is it true that someone gives beta keys randomly in the server?

[flint zinc]

no, its people trolling

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-dude-no-oh-bugs-bunny-bugs-gif-22941840

[flint zinc]

why is my name green know, what this mean

[feral ice]

you leveled up

[flint zinc]

oh i see

[feral ice]

you can now do gifs!

[flint zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-24688521

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/simpson-gif-25340727

[flint zinc]

i can now jap every msg

[lavish quest]

Hey you beautiful people! How are you doing on this monday? ☀️

[flint zinc]

we are waiting for jap`to end typing

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-one-piece-disappointed-luffy-not-happy-not-happy-gif-25280094

[flint zinc]

xd

what is this channel suposed to mean, i was looking which ones jab was jabbing and i found the one piece

[fringe walrus]

hola

[sharp phoenix]

hola

[flint zinc]

hola

[feral ice]

aloh

salute

https://tenor.com/view/maya-maia-hee-maia-hoo-maja-hi-maja-hai-meme-dragostea-din-tei-gif-24224000

[flint zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/numanumahey-jestair-dragostadintei-gif-22381547

[simple sundial]

How’s everyone’s finals experience going?

[fringe walrus]

good i just watch friends play until i get accepted its beautiful

[flint zinc]

x2 XD

[fringe walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-gif-23505693

[sharp phoenix]

Going good, got basically all the beta rewards, just need to hit level 30 for the last 3

[simple sundial]

That’s great the bp an career path I think is cool it’s something new. Find a build you like the most?

[sharp phoenix]

I'm using the annoying af build atm. Light build, M11, glitch grenade, proxy sensor, breaching charge and cloaking

Quite fun basically just running like a psycho and shooting people in the back then running away again

[burnt ingot]

jesus

how many hours you got on it

its taking me ages for career levels

[sharp phoenix]

Only like 16 hours

I've just been focusing on daily/weekly tasks

[burnt ingot]

i got 6 hours and level 10

[sharp phoenix]

Yeah, it takes a while to level up if no like challenges were completed during that game considering it only gives like 500xp default

[burnt ingot]

it used to give 50 😢

and heavy quests are gonna be a pain because heavy is stinky

[sharp phoenix]

Forgot about that

And yeah, I only go into quick play if it requires me being a heavy for a challenge

I suck as a heavy

[burnt ingot]

fr

medium with zip and repeater is the goat or light with dagger is also funny

[sharp phoenix]

Light with the M11 rips people apart

Go invis, run up to someone, dump a mag and probably kill them, go back invis and run away

And only hip fire that gun, feels way better than ADSing it

[lavish quest]

L1H is insane as well

[burnt ingot]

[trim wind]

You’re in my heart @hoary eagle @lament musk it’s CA-FE-CI-TO TIME

[hoary eagle]

Povich the Cafecitoslayer

[trim wind]

As is tradition

Jap has been typing forever or something haha

[soft crystal]

Wonder if jap is typing a praise for your coffee

[trim wind]

Its driving me nuts…

[flint zinc]

more than 10 hours ahaha

[soft crystal]

If jap has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if jap has ten fans i am one of them. if jap have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if jap has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the jap, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love #jap till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of jap 🤓🌹. Hit Like If you Think jap Best player & Smart In the world 🤠

[trim wind]

Haha well Jap knows message length is limited to what? 2k characters?

[soft crystal]

Jap can surpass that

[hoary eagle]

Please no more chatgpt novels

[trim wind]

throws out genuine love serenade for Bear

I needed a little help, okay? :c

[gleaming ether]

there was one guy on a different discord. most of the times you posted something in chat, he'd start typing for like a minute and then stop. this went for 2 years. HE DIDNT POST FOR 2 YEARS but almost everytime was typing??? at some point I asked him wtf he is doing (i was already convinced it was some bot). but no - he answered and said he wouldn't like to answer this question

[soft crystal]

It's not mine and I doubt it'd be chatgpt

Bear accusing everyone of using chatgpt part 2

[flint zinc]

dont give him ideas xd

[hoary eagle]

lol I wasn't accusing you, just a comment on Jap typing for 10hrs

[soft crystal]

Oh on jap, thought it's my copypasta but I'll actually make chatgpt write a poem praising jap

[trim wind]

You think they are proofreading a chatgpt novel for 10 hours to get under the character limit? Haha

[vapid halo]

Making Jap fan-fic as we speak

[hoary eagle]

either that or they fell asleep on the keyboard after playing THE FINALS for way too long?

[vapid halo]

Its been 6+ hours

I love it

[gleaming ether]

maybe his cat is dancing on da keyboard

@tribal wagon

[hoary eagle]

[vapid halo]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-dance-dance-moves-slow-dance-grooves-gif-16592599

@tribal wagon please notice me

[hoary eagle]

NA so prob asleep by now

lil jap is also typing in #⚡┇the-finals-chat maybe it's just a discord bug

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-shop-cat-chill-chilling-relax-gif-5327084

[gleaming ether]

nah he just has a lot to say

[vapid halo]

I dont think so bc nighstars joined in too. its a hive mind

[flint zinc]

That the origin of Jap

[hoary eagle]

my kinda vibe

[feral ice]

Recently got my partner into drinking coffee, so now we go to a café every Saturday morning. It is honestly so healthy for our mental health.

[vapid halo]

Get a french press

its a game changer for sure ill never do drip again! just make sure you get recently roasted beans

[feral ice]

I've tried both and i gotta be honest... Having grown up on a farm, i prefer drip.

[vapid halo]

It be like that.. I feel it

I guess I just love the action and process of it lmaoo

[gleaming ether]

my kinda vibe

[vapid halo]

my kinda vibe💯

[gleaming ether]

this dog gives me anxiety

[vapid halo]

bro i know

[soft crystal]

In THE FINALS discord server, where the competition is fierce,
There's a user who's typing just one message, but their dedication is so clear.
Jap is their name, and they've been typing for hours,
Crafting a message that's so thorough, it has incredible powers.

With every keystroke, Jap adds a new thought,
Making sure their message is complete and can't be bought.
From analysis to strategy, from tips to advice,
Jap's message is a true goldmine, a treasure trove that's nice.

Their typing skills are something to admire,
For hours on end, Jap's fingers never tire.
Their dedication to the server is a true delight,
Their message a true testament, a shining light.

So let's raise a glass to Jap, the message hero,
Whose dedication to crafting the perfect message, we shall never let go.
Your typing skills and dedication to the server,
A true inspiration, a sign of a true winner.

[vapid halo]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[soft crystal]

This is what ChatGPT gave after fluffing around with different prompts that sucked

[gleaming ether]

the dog's teeth shinier than mine

[vapid halo]

PMFAOOOOOO

[hoary eagle]

10/10 just hearing this made my day lol

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/clink-cheers-lets-drink-to-that-mug-coffee-gif-8486985

[sweet shore]

@mossy heath 12500

[vapid halo]

thats it im making coffee now smh

[mossy heath]

Ahh, you paired a 1060 with 12500 👀

[sweet shore]

Is that bad or something?

[mossy heath]

should have probs put a 2000 series card with it, but if you were on a budget I think its fine

[gleaming ether]

coffee

[sweet shore]

Yeah, budget issue ;-;

[gleaming ether]

where my non-coffee-enjoyers at?

[soft crystal]

water power

[steep cloud]

What has this chat become? A hangout for blasphemers and sinners?

Coffe is ❤️

[soft crystal]

water>coffee ngl

[vapid halo]

Yeah, Im a grown ass man who needs my daily 6am milkshake or I mald. What of it? 🥴

[feral ice]

Coffee and tea

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[gleaming ether]

i much rather drink tea than coffee. i dislike the taste of coffee. just sometimes, when i'm pretty fcked up at work, i may drink some (very strong) coffee my colleagues are having xd

[lament musk]

indeed, water turns into coffee!

[vapid halo]

tea is like... half flavor

[soft crystal]

[feral ice]

congratulation people consume stuff based on... flavor

[vapid halo]

idgi

[gleaming ether]

TIL idgi = i dont get it

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-trainer-star-wars-learn-learn-well-you-have-gif-17478327

[trim wind]

Good coffee cannot be disliked

it is impossible! D:<

[austere crag]

Jap must be protected at all costs

[wheat light]

am i the only one who keeps seeing them typing but not sending anything 💀

[trim wind]

Haha

[feral ice]

he is pratically a meme at this point

[trim wind]

we'll never know what Jap will say in the end

[sharp phoenix]

it's Jap, the man, the myth, the legend

[crystal grotto]

Everyone hear from him but noone sees.

[feral ice]

He'll get curbed by the 3000 character limit

[austere crag]

wtf is jap typing

[finite vale]

can we just turn it into a GIF

[feral ice]

The meaning to life, and why ubisoft keeps releasing half assed games

[austere crag]

now im invested

[finite vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/857279717249646601.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[finite vale]

sadly no

4000

[feral ice]

have some random studio ghibli music https://youtu.be/bHFKkCcUjW0?t=324

[celest dragon]

Eggstreamly nice lounge

[sharp phoenix]

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-meme-react-funny-dog-gif-25019867

[sharp phoenix]

send a player report to embark with a note saying that I can't report them in-game because they don't appear in the "recently played with" tab and get a response of "To assist us in speeding up this process in the future, please do not hesitate to report any similar issues directly to us using the Player Report feature within the game."

[runic gorge]

unless they fixed it the game crashes when you try to report anyone anyway

is it bugged or are 2 people tryna write dissertations right now

[sharp phoenix]

Jap is just doing Jap things

[silk bolt]

funniest shit watching the chat develop the Cult of Jap this morning

[fierce minnow]

I came back and missed the whole Jap thing. Had this happen on a discord I was helping code some bots for. Sometimes that happens when they're watching a movie with subtitles with this discord up in the background or a different screen.
Why? No clue I didn't code discord lol

[analog dove]

is it possible that the game is not launching with windows 11?

[fierce minnow]

If they ain't watching a movie with subtitles, it could be a thousand other things.
But I'd like to think Jap is typing up the entire history of The Finals with complete lore

[nimble locust]

I have windows 11 and works, do you get any error?

[analog dove]

yeah i can't launch the game, is like "starting" but got no were

[sharp phoenix]

[nimble locust]

maybe missing some requeriments like frameworks or vcredist, something weird because steam install all the requeriments

you could try to verify the file integrity on steam, maybe some files are corrupted

or reinstall the game

[hoary eagle]

someone had to launch EAC as admin then they could launch the game idk

[analog dove]

already did, i update Windows, Driver of Graphic and Direct X

[fierce minnow]

Sometimes depending on startup the TPM settings used by W11 won't allow EAC to open because it triggers Defenders protocol. If it won't launch and refuses to launch as Admin you may have to restart to try again or rollback to W10 (or try compatibility mode)

Windows is made to be so easy but sometimes it trips on its own shoelaces.

[analog dove]

i dont think that im gona Rollback to W10 XD
can u show me how to do the compatibility mode (in dm or idk)

[civic sable]

Hi guys, it's pretty complicated to reach the server staff, isn't it? D:

[analog dove]

is pretty hard to resolve problems XD

[feral ice]

No it's easy to solve problems, i can tell you as an IT supporter all they need to do is "Turn it off and on again"

[civic sable]

Got a week trying to reach the server staff because i'm missing the content creator role (I'm a official CC of this game), as discord-bot dev, adding roles with a regular shouldn't take more than few hours x.x

[sharp phoenix]

don't give away our secrets, next you'll tell everyone we just use google to find solutions at times

[rotund gyro]

good afternoon what's going on he-... OH MY GOD

BJÖRN

[analog dove]

..... XD are u italian?

[feral ice]

IT Support is just a cover title, our actual contractual title is "Master Google searcher"

[analog dove]

io ti posso capire xD

[feral ice]

No

[analog dove]

BRAH! xD, i can understand as i live in it

[feral ice]

Dude IT Is Information Technology... not Italy

[analog dove]

Did u tr to contact them in DMS?

[analog dove]

ohhh xD IT stand for Italy too!

[sharp phoenix]

imagine having to support the whole of Italy

[gleaming ether]

IT of IT

[feral ice]

arh yes i'm the "Italy Supporter" That's why the country is going down the drain, cause i am overbooked with tickets

[civic sable]

yup

[feral ice]

dear lord, having to deal with a few Italians when one of our production machines breaks down is way too much already

[hoary eagle]

YAESIN!

[rotund gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-correct-way-luke-i-am-your-father-darth-vader-gif-15796921

[rotund gyro]

well done on the quick fixes btw, both balance and bug squashing

[sharp phoenix]

not another dad to leave me

[feral ice]

🥛 🏃 🚪 🧒

[sharp phoenix]

[feral ice]

[hoary eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/swatting-slap-fly-fly-swatting-bug-gif-12085233

[vapid halo]

is goo flying cashout fixed. game is unplayable w this

[hoary eagle]

more to come soon™

[rotund gyro]

flying cashout station you say?

[sharp phoenix]

I should really do some work at some point

[vapid halo]

exactly

[feral ice]

what about infinite invisibility glitch?

[rotund gyro]

this is in works of getting fixed btw, already has been reported

[vapid halo]

good deal

[gleaming ether]

maybe Jap and NightStars are trapped in a wrong dimension

and they talk to each other?

[feral ice]

My running theory is that jap died from a heart attack while sitting at the desk, and his head is pressing down the buttons

[soft crystal]

BEAR WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

I'll try asap when I get home

[soft crystal]

Jap is forever alive in my heart

[rotund gyro]

oh wow jap has been typing for ages it seems

ANTKOP

[soft crystal]

Nah NightStars isn't typing all the time, he's either trying to feast on the success of Jap or the other dimension theory is true but Jap is consistently channeling some message and NightStars tries to respond

[soft crystal]

RAISIN

[gleaming ether]

philosophers and poets have already written about our LORD Jap

[orchid urchin]

JAP STOP TYPING

[orchid urchin]

[soft crystal]

Bear tries the Jap experiment

[rotund gyro]

BEAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[hoary eagle]

lmao just testing the client

[austere crag]

Yes, they're together in this line

[hoary eagle]

after 5500 chars the input-field started chopping like crazy jumping like 200 chars at a time

[rotund gyro]

lmao

[sharp phoenix]

maybe Jap only has one finger and doesn't know where all the keys are on his keyboard

mans just a slow typer, give it another 10 hours and it should be done

[austere crag]

sounds like they're both aliens then, talking to each other and responding to us

[orchid urchin]

Jap started typing and switched servers

[feral ice]

Mans is Stephen hawking and writing an essay with his eyes

[austere crag]

fr

[gleaming ether]

maybe AI took over??

it all started on The Finals Discord

[sharp phoenix]

the red background on the main menu really brings out how dirty my monitor is

[austere crag]

Yes, all because someone decided to have access

[feral ice]

It literally burns my retinas due to HDR

[gleaming ether]

it fucks with my eyes too xd

someone had a bug and it was basically menu in dark-mode

[orchid urchin]

I love the red background

[runic gorge]

when you look away from the screen everything in your eyes has a green tint

[hoary eagle]

uhhh maybe.. might be.. time to clean it

[sharp phoenix]

oh yay, got an invite to a meeting at work about how we could harness the power of ChatGPT

[gleaming ether]

yeees

[runic gorge]

thats why i always tab out of the main menu when looking for game, cz its kinda annoying

[hoary eagle]

writing poems about each other and posting it on the company discord

[feral ice]

[rotund gyro]

tell them the idea of writing a video game adaption of birdemic

[feral ice]

It's all fun and games until it starts developing a bias and becomes racist

[hoary eagle]

what kinda industry are you in? if you're allowed to say

[feral ice]

Master Google Searcher

[hoary eagle]

yooo same title as me

[feral ice]

yooooo twinsies

[feral ice]

WRONG EMOJI TO REACT WITH DUDE!

[rotund gyro]

don't you mean stack overflow regular?

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-home-alabama-memes-gif-17259207

[sharp phoenix]

I work as basically azure support/devops crap for a mapping company

[feral ice]

mapping deez nuts

https://tenor.com/view/deez-ha-got-heem-got-em-got-him-gif-4824899

[sharp phoenix]

[hoary eagle]

I'm old apologies

[feral ice]

same

[rotund gyro]

same

[hoary eagle]

back in myyyy days we didn't have all these fancy emojis..

[sand jacinth]

Yo, CareBear, gotta say man, this Beta is a straight banger! The Alpha was outstanding and this is far and beyond better! Loving it!

[feral ice]

Carebare is all about the OwO's and :3's instead

[sand jacinth]

owo is a dirty new-age emoji

[sharp phoenix]

tbf, I can't even describe my job that well, I unfuck systems and run devops releases and fix them when they break and then some other weird shit that I do but don't know what I'm doing at the same time

[feral ice]

The UwU's and ara ara's

[sand jacinth]

It's all about the :3c and the :]

[runic gorge]

MSN emotes were just like on discord where you could upload your own

[hoary eagle]

[feral ice]

the ;:-)3's (Peter griffin)

[hoary eagle]

naah fam, that came after my time.

[gleaming ether]

MSN emoted were wicked xd

[runic gorge]

are you guys gonna do some weapon/ability balancing in the cbt? or wil you deal with that after

[vapid halo]

My job is obfuscating code💀

[hoary eagle]

That buzzing thing in MSN messenger was a hoot

[sand jacinth]

I can already hear my wallet screaming because I WILL be dumping money on this when I can to show some support :L

[gleaming ether]

alright let's set up an The Finals IRC

xd

[feral ice]

My job is asking people if they have turned it off and on again while getting paid 4200 dollars a month

[sharp phoenix]

you get paid so much more than me, bastard

[sand jacinth]

OH! You should have a supporter package on Steam or smth. Like in Deep Rock or something, you spend a chunk of money to support the devs and you get some little token things like icons or whatever

[vapid halo]

IT huh? classic

[feral ice]

happy Scandinavian sounds

[vapid halo]

I hide code for vrchat nerds 💀

[sand jacinth]

Mine's even easier, similar money but I just say "Have you ran an anti-virus scan this week?"

[twilit solar]

You guys are getting paid?

[vapid halo]

i aint writing a single line of code unless THERESSSSMONNNEEYYYY

[hoary eagle]

We did some balance changes on Friday - we're looking at perhaps tweaking it further based on feedback and data.

[sharp phoenix]

the only good thing about my job is, it's completely remote, so can just play games and watch Netflix's if I've finished everything I wanted to do

[runic gorge]

[feral ice]

remotes into my home PC from work

[sharp phoenix]

I got into trouble from my last job for doing that

[sand jacinth]

My one true request. Steam Deck this bad boy. Nothing would make me happier on long train rides than smashing a building on people while they're trying to defend an objective and just burn them to a crisp with the flamer while they panic

[feral ice]

i would never, first of all HUGE security risk, 2nd just bad practice

[runic gorge]

once they enable linux for EAC itll also run on the steamdeck (in theory)

[sand jacinth]

For now, I'm just streaming my PC to my tablet and playing it via Steam Link :^)

[sharp phoenix]

yeah it's bad but supporting users on a Friday when no one was in the office was boring af

then thankfully I got made redundant (thanks covid) and got my current job

[sand jacinth]

If you guys don't have a Servo Motor connected to a Raspberry Pi connected to the internet literally glued to your PC power button so you can turn your PC on with a single button from your phone, no matter where you are, you're goofin'

Are there easier and simpler ways to do it? Ofcourse. But that's not the goblin energy I'm going for

[hoary eagle]

with you having tagged yourself as Mr Worldwide in the roles-section I take it you need that remote reboot option frequently

[sharp phoenix]

nice crackpipe

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-marvel-avengers-gif-14328153

[tacit cargo]

Clearly a meth pipe

[sand jacinth]

Lo siento, no hablo english

[sand jacinth]

God, you guys are all clearly softies. It's a weed pipe :V

[quaint haven]

[sharp phoenix]

I'm not a connoisseur of drugs sadly

[tacit cargo]

Meth just hits better

[sand jacinth]

You'd think that'd make it obvious but no

[hoary eagle]

Alright no need to discuss that rn.

[sharp phoenix]

I know some Scottish people

[feral ice]

ain't nothing but a puss if ya don't drink bathsalt through a straw

[sand jacinth]

It seems my shitposting has gotten out of hand, I apologise

[orchid urchin]

[feral ice]

shoot sorry

[hoary eagle]

What's your fave util in the game?

[sharp phoenix]

sorry

[tacit cargo]

Discords average age per user?

[orchid urchin]

Zipline!

[sharp phoenix]

glitch bomb

[safe valve]

Dashhhhhhh ❤️

[sand jacinth]

Gas Mine :^)

[safe valve]

x10000000

[tacit cargo]

Idk maybe 17/18?

[autumn raft]

Goo gun spam when they think they can get in 💀

[hoary eagle]

Y'all really said "everything" lol

[sharp phoenix]

it's a great game with good utils

[feral ice]

Sentry gun

[orchid urchin]

Zipline and jump pad can help a lot with outplays. I love em

[orchid urchin]

[sharp phoenix]

everything is good, well landmines need a bit bigger radius to detonate (in my opinion) but yeah

[tacit cargo]

Goo gun better make it to finel build

[austere crag]

considering the scary amount of people here that have a lol account connected to discord the in-game chat post-launch will be interesting to say the least

[sand jacinth]

Turret, Gas Mine, Explosive Mine, Gas Grenade. Turn every objective into The Stinky Zone ™️ and just watch as your turret melts blind people who are trying to scramble to safety

[feral ice]

Leaving every game with

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-toxic-waste-distinct-distinct-aftertaste-aftertaste-gif-22663522

[autumn raft]

You can make a fire grenade last forever on a doorway if your good with it

[sharp phoenix]

as long as it aint a three medium team that has one APS and 2 turrets, glitch bomb be da best thing ever

[tacit cargo]

Ill quit

[tacit cargo]

It’s cheesy as hell if you know what you are doing

Love it

[sand jacinth]

Just waiting for my friends to get access and then EVERY game is gonna be APS + 2 Turret + Gas + Fire+ Explosives

I don't care how well guarded your objective is. I AM getting a way in and I AM throwing gas and a turret down

[sharp phoenix]

I hate you

[feral ice]

getting that cheeky gas grenade through a crack is hilarious

[tacit cargo]

Have they mentioned Tarrant Nerf?

[sand jacinth]

Honestly, nothing better than seeing a light try to scramble out through the hole you just chucked a gas grenade in just to be met by 2 explosive mines 8'D

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-gif-25300282

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/pacha-just-right-so-good-yes-emperors-new-groove-gif-6584923

hate those cheeky lights

[sand jacinth]

I love playing every class, I hate fighting every class. That's how you know things are well balanced XD

[sharp phoenix]

I love chucking a glitch bomb at a light who's using that evasive skill

[sand jacinth]

Other than the goddamn knife >:V

Knife + Invis is just painful to deal with as they appear from nowhere with no warning and one-tap your entire team

[feral ice]

i want to say the knife sucks, but i'm just bad at close combat

[sand jacinth]

It kills a heavy before they have a chance to react. It's the most powerful weapon in the game IMHO

[sharp phoenix]

to be fair, invis kinda makes everything op

M11 with invis, sneak up behind someone, spam the shit out of them, go back invis and head out

[feral ice]

I'm a guns blazin kinda guy, so being sneaky ain't my strong suit

[sand jacinth]

Not really. Grapple is WAY stronger than Invis because Invis provides no mobility and generally if I'm getting attacked by a light with a gun from Invis, there's a chance for me to fight back because I can see I'm getting shot and know where it's coming from. Knife just kills you instantly.

Grapple + Knife is a way more balanced and fun way to use the knife, honestly

[sharp phoenix]

I haven't used the grapple yet

[safe valve]

Dash is way better than grapple imo

[sand jacinth]

Because it lets you get into all kinds of fucked up spots without being completely impossible to see with the one-hit weapon

[orchid urchin]

All good. Depends on the situation

[safe valve]

Especially for knifing

[sand jacinth]

It's REALLY good but the ability to be ANYWHERE on the map in under 10 seconds is really strong. I guess It's situational which one is better. I just find I prefer grapple in most situations because I've been playing Titanfall 2 since release :L

[safe valve]

I'm on mobile or ide show clips xd

[austere crag]

Average news article in 2023

The writer probably last saw daylight around 450 years ago

[sand jacinth]

Release me from this mortal coil

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775

[safe valve]

Dash is so nasty, you can phase through players, 180', and knife them in the back instantly. From 10m-15m away.

You can also triple dash into the air onto roofs

[orchid urchin]

[feral ice]

my kind of anime

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-21644982

[austere crag]

also my man you can like change the App Store region on iOS for free and access region locked apps???

[safe valve]

You can jump out a window 180 and dash back through the same window to confuse people as they jump out lololol

[austere crag]

Is it possible for me to get in cuz I've been requested access for months

[sand jacinth]

Most of this you can do with grapple, just not as fast XD

[safe valve]

Idk can u grapple 3x? Or just once?

[sand jacinth]

I would like an inertia change so I can turn a bit faster

Just the one but you're forgetting that the grapple has 10x the reach the dash has :L

[calm valley]

Anyone know how to fix the The Finals game crashing when pressing play due to anti cheat?

[safe valve]

Because for me I dash knife dash knife dash knife

[marsh stag]

eggs

[sand jacinth]

I'm not saying grapple is better, I'm saying they're both good, the triple dash knife is really strong

[safe valve]

Any one of those could be a 1 hit if not they still only 2 more hits to kill and with that much strafe I'm still nearly full HP XD

[sand jacinth]

But I can get into spots you can't and knife from angles people will never expect

[safe valve]

Ah makes sense

[sand jacinth]

They're both really strong and way more fun than invis knife

[limpid ferry]

I would like to know if someone has a beta key for me or can i stil get one?

[sand jacinth]

But generally, I don't go into a fight expecting to be the only one to kill the squad we're fighting

[safe valve]

FAQ homie

[feral ice]

oh no kids are starting to either wake up or getting out of school because they key beggars are back...

[safe valve]

I unfortunately do haha

[austere crag]

You can register on steam

[sand jacinth]

LOCK IT DOWN, BOYS!

[limpid ferry]

i have

[sand jacinth]

You need to jump into LFG

[feral ice]

SOMEONE GET THE PRIEST! ||I mean what? ||

[safe valve]

Tru

[limpid ferry]

all of my friends has it xd

[safe valve]

And?

[feral ice]

good for your friends 😄

[limpid ferry]

yea xd

[sand jacinth]

You have 2 options. Wait for the game to be added to your library which isn't guaranteed OR give up now, there is no hope, the world is crumbling around you and nothing matters anymore. Depending on whether you're an optimist or a nihilist

[limpid ferry]

ok sry have a niceday

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-burgundy-escalated-quickly-gif-9744555

[sand jacinth]

You too, bro, best of luck getting in, I promise, it's worth the wait

[sharp phoenix]

it is

[flint zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-gif-24496452

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/after-saw-let-the-game-begin-gif-16912204

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-gordo-luffy-gordinho-gif-25125796

[flint zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-meme-enel-face-one-piece-meme-enel-one-piece-one-piece-gif-25485948

[orchid urchin]

Lufffyyyyyyyyy

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-meydsama-bohem-solo-discordggbohem-gif-23654663

[sand jacinth]

Who said anime was allowed in here?! >:C

[orchid urchin]

One Piece is not an anime. One piece is life

[sand jacinth]

I'll be taking a class action lawsuit against you all >:V#

[feral ice]

listen... this is the EGGsecutive-lounge and One Piece is currently on the EGGhead island arc... Checkmate kiddo

[orchid urchin]

[safe valve]

https://tenor.com/view/its-daylight-savings-cats-pets-gif-11299809

[sand jacinth]

Y'know what? You might have me on that one. Allowed.

[feral ice]

It actually worked guys

https://tenor.com/view/usopp-one-piece-pog-gif-22756034

[flint zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-akainu-ace-one-piece-one-piece-memes-gif-25839979

[sand jacinth]

@tribal wagon Please bro, finish that message, I've been sitting here for like 30 minutes waiting for you to say whatever it is you got to say

[rancid cloud]

Wake me up when Jap done with his typing

[sand jacinth]

8'D

[feral ice]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-club-one-piece-sad-luffy-gif-21047834

[cinder wedge]

dude fell asleep on the keyb

[flint zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-leo-leo-one-piece-dressrosa-dwarves-gif-25534741

[feral ice]

he had a heart attack and died at the desk

[cinder wedge]

call an ambulance
call an ambulance

[safe valve]

Finna have a heart attack rn

Too much caffeine ffs

[sand jacinth]

Part of me wants to block him just to not have that Jap is typing... showing at the bottom

[rancid cloud]

The souls typing the keebs but can't hit enter

[cinder wedge]

would that really help

[sand jacinth]

But that's just my ADHD screaming in the back of my mind so loud that it's impossible to hear anything else :))))))))))

[twilit lava]

Jap is writing an essay

[sand jacinth]

Jap, if you can read this, blink twice

[cinder wedge]

hey guys look at this soda

[sharp phoenix]

pretty bad catcher

[orchid urchin]

Someone didn’t play catch when they were younger

[cinder wedge]

i stayed inside :(

[vapid halo]

I have my timer going on 9 hours 23 min LOL

[sand jacinth]

Damn, Covid Lockdown really be hitting these youths hard

[orchid urchin]

Ban Jap

[sand jacinth]

I'll be honest, I'm done waiting, I'm blocking him

[twilit lava]

How could you

[sand jacinth]

Silence at last

[sand jacinth]

God, I cannot type today, I'm riddled full of stimulants, hands shakey

Aaand NightStars is doing it now while never having typed in chat

[hoary eagle]

.. moms spagetti?

[sand jacinth]

Vomit on my desk already

@valid pond Gamer pls

Oh, they're into my little pony. Even if they weren't pulling this forever typing thing, that's a block :V

[austere crag]

racism

[sharp phoenix]

[austere crag]

xd

[twilit lava]

I’m really good at racing

[sand jacinth]

Ye man

[flint zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-gif-25288613

[austere crag]

fr

[sand jacinth]

I'm a pro-racist! You should see my drifts!

[austere crag]

you should share some

[sand jacinth]

I've played SO much Need for Speed

[austere crag]

based

[sharp phoenix]

"This is a trackmania stream, I'm aaa racist"

[orchid urchin]

Good god that sentence without context

[sand jacinth]

If any of you come at me with "BuT fOrZa, It'S a SiMuLaToR", get outta here you goofy ahh, I play videogames to have fun, not scream as I crash into the back of a people carrier and kill a family of 4 and spend the next 15 years in jail for quadruple manslaughter while driving under the influence >:V

[sand jacinth]

Lemme drive my Ford Focus RS that has a V12 slapped in it which is out-pacing a Lamborghini on and off road >:V

[sharp phoenix]

still the best clip ever: https://clips.twitch.tv/WittyProudNeanderthalNerfBlueBlaster-jJYa1FZTaHTpnU8v

[hoary eagle]

🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

[sand jacinth]

Now this is some high-quality content

[vapid halo]

DRIP CHECK

[sand jacinth]

Bear, I thought you were a boomer, you can't be a boomer and a high rank gamer, you're not able to have the crackhead reflexes of a ritalin riddled 12 year old who's not actually supposed to be playing the game

[sand jacinth]

Denied, too much yellow in a tiny area where the rest of the kit is black

[vapid halo]

anime pfp opinion declined as well

[orchid urchin]

Excuse me? I’m a boomer and high rank gamer

[hoary eagle]

I pop a can of then my reflexes come back to life

[sand jacinth]

Jokes on you nerd, not anime, it's my Dungeons and Dragons character, a goblin >:)

[vapid halo]

self roasted

[sand jacinth]

GIMME THAT OSPUZE!

[twilit lava]

goblin 👹

[sand jacinth]

Sorry, I can't hear you over having fun with my friends on the weekend with drinks and snacks

[vapid halo]

You arent actually asserting your social life in a video game discord are you?

Please let me live bro Ill never insult your anime charactrer again i am sorry

[sand jacinth]

You really think this is serious? 8'D

[rancid cloud]

Watch dogs type beat

[vapid halo]

holy shit watchdogs

throwback fr

[twilit lava]

watchdogs 2 is better in terms of gameplay but 1 had the best story

legion is just fucking Ubisoft dogshit

[sand jacinth]

Goblins are the meta because you can be the worst thing you could possibly think of and it's normal 8'D

[twilit lava]

I am an 8 dimensional human

[sand jacinth]

Honestly thought 1 was dead in terms of gameplay, stability and storyline, 2 was an upgrade in every way

[twilit lava]

I feel like 1 has more story in the terms of the character actually having a good motive for what he’s doing

2 just feels like he’s just doing what he wants because he can

And legions doesn’t even have a main character lmao

[sand jacinth]

As someone who works in data security and is staunchly anti-control, I completely understand why DeadSec were doing what they were doing

Legion 💩

[twilit lava]

I bought 1 but I had to refund it because it forces online for a very small section of the story before a mission and because the servers for 1 are down it’s completely impossible to progress

[sharp phoenix]

I was looking forward to legion but the whole "you can be everyone" was just so gimmicky and due to that, there was no actual like story that your character has

[austere crag]

How's everyne doing lads

[sand jacinth]

+Vibes only in here, gamer :D

[twilit lava]

After every fucking mission it would make me an old man that I hired and he could not run or take cover and it was so annoying lmao

[austere crag]

Yeah mate, I'm so excited to get access to the game!

[sand jacinth]

You'll get in eventually, just keep praying to NamaTama and hope for good RNG

[austere crag]

I requested steam access, It's been my 3rd day already.

[austere crag]

Who's NamaTama? 😄

[sand jacinth]

Some people requested over a year ago and didn't get access in the Alpha or Beta

[amber notch]

cute dog

[nocturne tundra]

Maybe they just missed the mail?

[sand jacinth]

Our lord and saviour

[sand jacinth]

Nah, even if you don't see the email, you'll have access to it on Steam

[twilit lava]

🐶

[nocturne tundra]

Ah ok, fair enough

[sand jacinth]

@solemn dawn It's Wooper!

But is it THE Wooper?

[lament drum]

Wonder how much the guys from Embark worked on the CQB expansion from Battlefield 3
I miss playing those maps so much
It was such a high point of the franchise (all the expansions were, even the scavengers one), but I just think people forgot about those -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKsR861KGbw

[solemn dawn]

[dusky moth]

good mording pika

[sand jacinth]

It is! <3 How's it going buddy?!

[solemn dawn]

It is indeed me, friend. Just helping out a bit for Beta. It’s good! How have you been?

[sand jacinth]

Honestly wonderful! The Beta is even better than the Alpha

[sharp phoenix]

I kinda miss some parts of the alpha but yeah, it is a lot better

[sand jacinth]

Such as?

[sharp phoenix]

am I allowed to say anything about the alpha?

[sand jacinth]

Nope, it's all under NDA, I forgor

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/this-cat-i-have-hired-this-cat-to-stare-at-you-hired-cat-cat-stare-gif-26392360

[granite sinew]

damn @quaint scroll we made people mad cause we actually are doing good bug testing in the beta access 😂

[silk bolt]

you can say whatever you want about the alpha, just cant share any footage of it.

[sand jacinth]

Wait really?

[sharp phoenix]

ah cool

[silk bolt]

yes, the NDA was for screenshots, streams or recorded footage. but you can discuss what the alpha was like or how the game worked back then just fine.

[sand jacinth]

Thanks Hank! You the realest!

[silk bolt]

👍

[dusky moth]

hopeing i get my email soon

[sand jacinth]

How many messages do I have to post to become a Finalist?

[hoary eagle]

@silk bolt you missed the duckies today?

[silk bolt]

😮 duckies

[dusky moth]

u can check your rank

[sand jacinth]

I know my rank, it's easier to check against total messages, however

[hoary eagle]

ALSO HIII @solemn dawn

[silk bolt]

we are checking... we are checking... yes, we can confirm that all duckies appear to be in a row. I repeat, all duckies appear to be in a row. we have a likely game update incoming, over.

[dusky moth]

good mording mods

[wispy nest]

alpha made my brain hurt

[hoary eagle]

Duckies do not always mean game update kind Sir 🦆

[silk bolt]

they don't?

[dusky moth]

gen chat asking keys like crazy makes my head hurt

[sand jacinth]

BIG POOOOOOG Hopefully my turret that I love so much gets nerfed a little because damn is it too tanky

[hoary eagle]

Just all duckies in a row for.. something

[sand jacinth]

We've been bamboozled

[wispy nest]

agreed

[dusky moth]

https://tenor.com/view/lils-silly-duck-lilsduck-ducky-duck-duck-riri-the-duck-gif-19719423

[hoary eagle]

gotta keep the mystery alive in here, as we're all forgetting about Jap.

[silk bolt]

ehm... alright, well noted, operator. duckies are in a row, for... something.

[sand jacinth]

Forgetting who?

[silk bolt]

Jap, lord and savior of genchat, who will drop keys for everyone just as soon as he finishes typing.

[dusky moth]

lol

[silk bolt]

aaaaany minute now.

[sand jacinth]

I'll be honest, I got sick of seeing "Jap is typing..."

So I blocked them :^)

[silk bolt]

genchat made a religion out of it, was pretty funny

[sand jacinth]

I don't go to that forbidden place :V

[silk bolt]

like one of those remote island cargo cults, who received a shipment of stuff during WW2 airdrops once and have subsequently been trying to appease the airplane gods ever since

[sand jacinth]

XD

[wispy nest]

yeah he has been “typing” in every chat

[silk bolt]

except Jap has never done anything for genchat ever so this is even more of a self-made religious frenzy

[dusky moth]

hmmm

[sand jacinth]

Was a time, way back in the Alpha where I could sit in General with the not-so-massive slowmode and tell people to wait for access and answer as many questions as I could. It's too full for me to even put a dent in it now

[dusky moth]

yep

[sand jacinth]

All Jap has done is basically "Where my key?" and "XDefiant is better"

I forgot XDefiant was even a thing until I saw those messages so obviously it's a better game :^)

[hoary eagle]

the good olé days™ ...

[dusky moth]

pika staff

[sand jacinth]

It was a better time, a freer time, a calmer time. I miss those days to some degree but I'm glad to see that THE FINALS is pogging off. Now I need an Arc Raiders Discord :^)

[quaint scroll]

good mechanics tbh

[silk bolt]

I tried on the launch day of the beta anyway. had a freshly cooked copypasta specifically for that purpose and alt-tabbed every 5 minutes during work to share it again. didn't stop the madness but at least a few people would read it every time and say "ok thank you" and shut up after that.

[sand jacinth]

It's almost like the guys who made my favourite games growing up are making the games I always wanted to play

[sharp phoenix]

I'm annoyed that I had to leave this discord server as it wouldn't allow me to access anything and now I have a "pleb" join date

[silk bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-word-its-honest-work-it-aint-much-it-aint-much-but-its-honest-work-gif-13763573

[wispy nest]

i only had like 45 minutes of playtime in the alpha

[sand jacinth]

Honestly, I spent SO much time in there doing that that Wooper looked upon me fondly

[marsh stag]

people here have a grand total of 0 mins playtime

[silk bolt]

haha yeah it's a good way to get the CMs and devs to like you 🙂 they appreciate all the help they can get

[sharp phoenix]

I had about 3 hours in the Alpha and then went to play it one day and it was gone

[sand jacinth]

If you wanna help bugtest super hard, go 3 heavies and destroy every building you come across that is being defended

[wispy nest]

now i have 9 hours of playtime

[sand jacinth]

Coming up to 24 now

[sharp phoenix]

33 total so far

[hoary eagle]

[wispy nest]

👀

[sand jacinth]

Anyone wanna play a trio?

[bleak turret]

46

[sand jacinth]

BEAU POGGING OFF LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MANIAC!

[sharp phoenix]

if you're EU based then can do in a few hours once I actually get off work

[sand jacinth]

I'm EU based but I'm Mr Worldwide and will happily play Heavy on 103 ping

[wispy nest]

there’s people approaching 100 hours

[sharp phoenix]

have you seen the leaderboards?

fucking insane how much fame the top people have

[hoary eagle]

rookie numbers

[sand jacinth]

I daren't look

I respect the dedication to some degree but good lord, I have a job and a hobby and a girl I'm currently dating and I don't have all this free time people seem to have

[tribal wagon]

Good morning everyone! I hope you have a blessed day!

[hoary eagle]

Hahahahaha

[dusky moth]

u to

[sharp phoenix]

holy shit

[wispy nest]

finally

[sand jacinth]

IT HAPPENED

[hoary eagle]

💀

[sand jacinth]

OH MY GOD! EVERYONE PANIC! THE END TIMES ARE HERE!

[sharp phoenix]

does this mean update?

[sand jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-kermit-gif-11472732

[hoary eagle]

Wait is it not the right Jap? they're still typing

[vapid halo]

thats THE jap

[sharp phoenix]

He's the only Jap I think

[wispy nest]

it’s the right one, they are typing in every chat

[sand jacinth]

Purple name, fresh account, checks out

[hoary eagle]

hakkerman

[sharp phoenix]

Jap is probably very confused right now

[sand jacinth]

Right, if this is happening again, they're just getting blocked again

This is hurting my soul

[wispy nest]

[sharp phoenix]

@tribal wagon whatcha typing there bud?

[fringe panther]

Yo I just had someone in my match that is lvl 20 in Battlepass. This guy must be grinding like there is no tomorrow

[sand jacinth]

A smoothie

[wispy nest]

a smoothie

[sharp phoenix]

a smoothie would be great

[sand jacinth]

Jinx. You owe me a can of Ospuze

[dusky moth]

had a smoothie for lunch

[wispy nest]

[tribal wagon]

Does anyone have Sons of the forest?

[sand jacinth]

JAP BEFORE YOU GO PLEASE STOP TYPING EVERYWHERE, MY ADHD IS KILLING ME

[sharp phoenix]

HE HAS SPOKEN (AGAIN)

[vapid halo]

Yes

[sand jacinth]

You're building a cult!

[wispy nest]

[tribal wagon]

wdym?

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cult-the-craft-ritual-gif-11800002

you have been doing this for hours @tribal wagon

[tribal wagon]

huh

[sand jacinth]

It says you're typing in every chat permanently and people are going crazy and building a cult around you saying you'll drop keys when you finish typing

[dusky moth]

hmmm

[wispy nest]

for like 12 hours

[tribal wagon]

💀

[sand jacinth]

I blocked you just so I could stop seeing it, it was driving me mad

[wispy nest]

go call everyone in #⚡┇the-finals-chat nerds, they will freak out i bet

[sharp phoenix]

so yeah, enjoy your new cult @tribal wagon

[sand jacinth]

Just say "No keys, sadge"

[tribal wagon]

I had no idea I apologize everyone.

[dusky moth]

https://tenor.com/view/find-secret-key-keytosuccess-discovery-gif-12468424

[wispy nest]

https://tenor.com/view/lumbajacc-keys-where-keys-where-lumbajacc-nicc-gif-24220042

[sharp phoenix]

it's been fun watching a cult form based on you

[tribal wagon]

I had a cult based on me? 💀

[vapid halo]

I had a timer going for almost 10 hours

[nimble locust]

10 minutes cd for #🔴┇media-chat 💀

[sand jacinth]

Seriously, go in the-finals-chat and say "No keys, losers" and watch as the cult crumbles

[dusky moth]

lol

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-cult-leader-guilty-as-charged-thats-me-youre-welcome-gif-13906572

[sand jacinth]

You've become a cult leader while having done none of the charismatic buildup xD

[sharp phoenix]

pretty good going if I say so myself @tribal wagon

[wispy nest]

#⚡┇the-finals-chat message

[orchid urchin]

You finally typed!

[wispy nest]

@tribal wagon somebody made this too 💀

[tribal wagon]

🤣

[sand jacinth]

@hoary eagle Did you expect this silly game you made to bring rise to a Discord Cult based around some guy with a cat profile picture and the promise of keys being dropped?

[sharp phoenix]

You have done what many people thought was impossible, become known by not saying anything

[silk bolt]

still going...

[sharp phoenix]

and yeah, you're still typing in every channel

[sand jacinth]

Your silence screams, Jap. You have a power us mere mortals could only wish to control

[silk bolt]

bars

[trim wind]

Maybe a dark turn.. what if he is stuck on the toilet but for whatever reason the internet is not good enough to send his message

A cry for help..

[sand jacinth]

An agonizing scream into the darkness beyond his bathroom doors 8'D

[silk bolt]

I cannot poop and I must scream

[trim wind]

He did speak in the other chat though haha

[sharp phoenix]

he spoke in here

[silk bolt]

also in here, scroll up a lil

[trim wind]

Ah..

Well then.

[sharp phoenix]

it's just an endless loop of Jap

just saw an interesting channel pop up xD

[wispy nest]

was it perhaps #1084819913585209415

[sharp phoenix]

yep

[wispy nest]

me too

[sand jacinth]

I instantly jumped on it :L

[sharp phoenix]

at least my mates will be happy to play with me now

if they want the key which hopefully they do

can't wait for the spam of "you guys can play, please give me one of your keys that you can get now"

[hoary eagle]

Love a good cult