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#🥚┇off-topic
weary ivy
No clue why, I've uninstalled and reinstalled twice now
Reset my wifi adapter
Unplugged and replugged
twin cobalt
Is it just siege? or general internet?
granite stag
You know how I can make people super salty against me?
weary ivy
It's like god is trolling me
twin cobalt
It's like god is trolling me
Did you check the server in Ubisoft connect?
Maybe it is changed
weary ivy
How do I do that lol
twin cobalt
Somwhere in the Ubisoft connect setting i believe
weary ivy
😱maybe
twin cobalt
I can not check because im at work
lucid wren
Is there key rebinds?
lucid wren
I can’t sleep to much copium in my veins thinking I’ll refresh and see and invite
zenith bough
Is there key rebinds?
Nope
ruby cairn
I’m sitting there with steam open on the finals page 
vivid oar
NICEEE
lucid wren
I’m sitting there with steam open on the finals page <:Copium1:85177369552145617...
Just gotta keep refreshing it’ll work eventually right????
Right???
silk bolt
i'm supposed to be working but i'm just reading this chat and counting down the minutes until i can go home
lucid wren
Yea exactly
ruby cairn
maybe
slim swan
Same. I'm getting back in my bed idk man. What are you refreshing?
lucid wren
Everything
ruby cairn
my email and steam
granite stag
If I stream with the title the finals maybe they'll come watch me play apex
And have pity on me and let me in
slim swan
Bruh
lucid wren
If I stream with the title the finals maybe they'll come watch me play apex
Genius
ruby cairn
granite stag
Fuck it
weary ivy
lmao
granite stag
I'm doing it
lucid wren
If I stream with the title the finals maybe they'll come watch me play apex
Yoo I was about to hop on some apex to cope as well
slim swan
Hey Embark. >_> LET MEEE IIIINNNN
granite stag
Yoo I was about to hop on some apex to cope as well
What's yo rank
lucid wren
What's yo rank
Pretty high idek
granite stag
What is it tho
slim swan
LE ME IIIIIINNNNN!
lucid wren
What is it tho
Wdym like in ranked or level
strong sundial
I’m not crying you’re crying
you're right, I'm crying
granite stag
Me when they reject my application for the finals
vivid oar
Hopefully the next wave is soon 
lucid wren
I pray
granite stag
How are they doing waves tho
vivid oar
I got classes for a few hrs so I got time to wait haha
lucid wren
Cause I am losing it
twin cobalt
Hopefully the next wave is soon <:prayge:877759050505408542>
you are a finalist already so why cant you play 🤷
lucid wren
Way to emotionally invested in this process
slim swan
Huff that copium.
vivid oar
How are they doing waves tho
My guess is that they are making sure the servers can handle let's say 500 people, then 1000, then 2000 then 5000 etc etc
crisp bear
me rn -> 
lucid wren
Dude I got my oxygen tank of copium locked and loaded
austere crag
can you play doom in the finals
twin cobalt
My guess is that they are making sure the servers can handle let's say 500 peopl...
Performance testing is important
vivid oar
you are a finalist already so why cant you play 🤷
It's just a rank when you reach level 15
austere crag
What is happening now
lucid wren
Nothing 😭
twin cobalt
It's just a rank when you reach level 15
i know, but it should be worth something
violet gate
Literally just a rank bot lmao
vivid oar
i know, but it should be worth something
Worth a green username 
ruby cairn
my ex girlfriend wishes me a happy birthday
austere crag
granite stag
Worth me using this vid
ruby cairn
violet yarrow
So much eggcitement
twin cobalt
Worth a green username <a:AwkwardFlushed:716754640737402881>
I will get there too
i believe
vivid oar
I am grinding my way to a green name.
1xp per 2 messages I believe
ruby cairn
Do I be happy or mad
granite stag
lucid wren
I am grinding my way to a green name.
Sameee
vivid oar
I will get there too
You got this!
ruby cairn
I’m like level 7
twin cobalt
You got this!
rank 17 there is a possibility
austere crag
It's around 5000 messages or something
slim swan
Hold my hand to feel the OptimumEnergy🟣 ✋️ it will get you into the finals.
lucid wren
I’m top 20 at least
austere crag
I'm at 1600 lol
twin cobalt
I was really active long time and then i had to take a break for 2 weekrs
candid portal
I go back to sleep and pray I get in on that next wave
lucid wren
I tried that
candid portal
Good luck to everyone that’s been waitin
ruby cairn
I’m #12 today I’ll get top 10 because we’ll can’t play and I have a bone to pick
slim swan
Hold my hand to feel the OptimumEnergy🟣 ✋️ it will get you into the finals.
twin cobalt
I go back to sleep and pray I get in on that next wave
We will pray for you too
vivid oar
It's around 5000 messages or something
Darnoux got it in little time so there's some time involvement too
vivid oar
I type very spammy so that's y
lucid wren
Bruhhhh
austere crag
https://tenor.com/view/moeee-metal-gear-rising-hikarichan-cute-anime-weaboo-gif-...
ohh oh the finals chan
granite stag
https://tenor.com/view/moeee-metal-gear-rising-hikarichan-cute-anime-weaboo-gif-...
Me rn
twin cobalt
Well i believe
vivid oar
Hahhaha
twin cobalt
you all will get access at some point
twin cobalt
No spamming
ruby cairn
Like
lucid wren
First you say
vivid oar
Jk don't get banned
twin cobalt
or i call blues
austere crag
Don't do that
austere crag
There's a cool down on message xp
lucid wren
Egg
vivid oar
Yeah
twin cobalt
That is why im typing so slow today
austere crag
Ideally the best way would probably be to send a message every 5 minutes for a weekm
buoyant fossil
Poor blue.. Getting spammed every chat
lucid wren
austere crag
But that is lame so no.
vivid oar
It's just a rank calm down guys
twin cobalt
Indeed it is
austere crag
They really need some community mods or something
slim swan
Lol
ruby cairn
man down man down
lucid wren
It's just a rank calm down guys
It’s EVERYTHING to me 🥸
austere crag
what is this team thing
ruby cairn
what team thing
austere crag
tawny lantern
@pastel jolt are you aware about the leak on youtube ?
slim swan
Leak?
pastel jolt
<@994138654643593256> are you aware about the leak on youtube ?
we're working on it! thank you for bringing it to our attention
twin cobalt
#TeamBlues is an initiative to give Blues hope
wheat light
embark be waiting for the video to finish processing in 4K so they can look who's leaked it 💀
twin cobalt
embark be waiting for the video to finish processing in 4K so they can look who'...
lol that got me good
ruby cairn
the game looks good can’t lie
twin cobalt
me when I see team blue above me or
not bad, not bad
mortal linden
You guys better keep an eye out for tiktok as well cuz leaks will spread like a virus out there lol
granite stag
embark be waiting for the video to finish processing in 4K so they can look who'...
Which
austere crag
You guys better keep an eye out for tiktok as well cuz leaks will spread like a ...
I am not in purgatory
ruby cairn
Someone posted gameplay but it’s 360p
austere crag
chinese brainwashing app
ruby cairn
granite stag
Someone posted gameplay but it’s 360p
Can I get a.link
wheat light
though it has a 4K badge on the search results
vivid oar
Maybe we shouldn't talk about it here
ruby cairn
NDA NDA
wheat light
true
twin cobalt
Someone posted gameplay but it’s 360p
trying to hide the id codes
mortal linden
So how’s everyone’s day?
twin cobalt
Great so far
austere crag
Boring
viral warren
leaked video is bad just saying
ruby cairn
That player has a skill issue
silk bolt
So how’s everyone’s day?
got invited to the playtest so pretty poggers
silk bolt
That player has a skill issue
ofc he has skill issue, if his brain was functional he would not have posted a leak
austere crag
lucid wren
More leaks = more bans = more spots 👀
cyan frost
More leaks = more bans = more spots 👀
smart guy hehe
vivid oar
leaked video is bad just saying
It's gonna get removed
mortal linden
got invited to the playtest so pretty poggers
Oh congrats! Enjoy the alpha testing and make sure to given the devs some great feedback!
vivid oar
Many dumb ppl gonna try and leak it
silk bolt
Oh congrats! Enjoy the alpha testing and make sure to given the devs some great ...
will do! 💪
vivid oar
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943453622098853918/967043069843214426/c...
Most clever java user
lucid wren
It's gonna get removed
That is so terrible link please so I can tell them how terrible that is
austere crag
we have to incentivise testers to leak stuff so they get banned and we get invited
granite stag
Player diff
austere crag
@austere crag
granite stag
Bro that gameplay was horrible
ruby cairn
you @ yourself bro
granite stag
Like I'm not even trying to be rude it's just
ruby cairn
LO
austere crag
Me when I didn't get the email
granite stag
Straight up bad
austere crag
Me when I didn't get the email
same
lucid wren
https://tenor.com/view/batman-tears-rain-cry-crying-gif-7721196
Yea bad day
twin cobalt
Hey so how fast can our hype train go actually?
viral warren
just like with 2042 playtest lol
vivid oar
Hey so how fast can our hype train go actually?
3 maybe 4
twin cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/train-wreck-train-wreck-accident-fall-gif-5035930
no wonder we can't play
ruby cairn
We almost 7k members chat gained like 5k in a day
twin cobalt
if we call that our hype train
austere crag
Why won't anyone think of the children?
mortal linden
My hype train won’t stop until release
austere crag
This is my actual hype train speed
vivid oar
How's the region of a player decided? I'm afraid I won't get in cuz my account entered the Na region just 8 months ago and before that it was Asian
twin cobalt
Are you enjoying it so far`?
ruby cairn
Dar how is the game?
ruby cairn
It looks very solid
twin cobalt
Nice, im happy for you
granite stag
I say I'm fine but this is the level of my coping
vivid oar
I say I'm fine but this is the level of my coping
Did you just-
wheat light
I say I'm fine but this is the level of my coping
my condolences
twin cobalt
I say I'm fine but this is the level of my coping
yikes
austere crag
Put it in H
vivid oar
Bro is coping harder than anyone
austere crag
vivid oar
Hayooo
twin cobalt
austere crag
swoll raccoon
lucid wren
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/945657188540641310/e...
I needed this
twin cobalt
austere crag
I say I'm fine but this is the level of my coping
You need a visit from Dr. Tarr and Professor Fether.
austere crag
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009830578545246213/1014607736522149898...
uh oh leak ban him
swoll red panda*
twin cobalt
uh oh leak ban him
That is part of the press release
austere crag
twin cobalt
Watcha looking at?
austere crag
slim swan
That bird is scary looking.
austere crag
That bird is scary looking.
twin cobalt
vivid oar
Lmaooo
slim swan
AHHHH
twin cobalt
eggwards uncle?
vivid oar
NamaTama doesn't exist
vivid oar
It's only eggward for me 😂
twin cobalt
it can't hurt you
twin cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/can-i-get-mod-discord-jerma-eating-burger-jerma-gif-20159...
if you work at embark yes
austere crag
That aswell
plush charm
oof
austere crag
jermphobe
granite stag
Is he a jermaphobe
Yes I hate kids names Jeremy
twin cobalt
Now im hungry thank you
granite stag
How did you know
austere crag
That emote has a threatening aurora
bro does anyone know if there are custom crosshaits
austere crag
vivid oar
It's funny asf
twin cobalt
bro does anyone know if there are custom crosshaits
ask @winged summit
vivid oar
The thing in the middle of the screen
buoyant fossil
That thing you eat??
austere crag
💀💀💀💀💀
slim swan
THE RETICLE
austere crag
The cross section of your hair
vivid oar
The hairs on ur cross
vivid oar
Corsair*
twin cobalt
wow this is going crazy fast
twin cobalt
stop
umbral turret
i saw it change 
slim swan
RED DEAD
austere crag
Yellow gang
sand jacinth
Yellow moment
austere crag
eggyolk
vivid oar
110 yellow online
slim swan
I'm weak I sleep
twin cobalt
Ospuze
sand jacinth
One day, I hope to become a yellow gamer
hoary eagle
<@814425919606489090> are there custom crosshairs
Not in this alpha
austere crag
pine meteor
That's crazy I didn't even get in when I was day one 🤧
austere crag
Not in this alpha
austere crag
Not in this alpha
def do that the leaked crosshairs are terrible
twin cobalt
Not in this alpha
How often do you change your name fred
sand jacinth
@pine meteor AFAIK, it was random, there's only 1000 slots and apparently like 12k applied
silk bolt
aight 6 more mins and then i can go hooooome
hoary eagle
How often do you change your name fred
had this for a week at least now? we were talking about blues and jazz 😛
slim swan
twin cobalt
had this for a week at least now? we were talking about blues and jazz 😛
that was the one week i was gone apparently
hoary eagle
<@126955006812225536> AFAIK, it was random, there's only 1000 slots and apparent...
That sounds made up, we'll add more and more players as we go hold on!
austere crag
https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934
😦
I wanted to share mr blobby
hoary eagle
that was the one week i was gone apparently
where you been amigo?
silk bolt
That sounds made up, we'll add more and more players as we go hold on!
very based thank u mr. bear.
pine meteor
@sand jacinth damn I stayed up just for people signed up hours ago beat me in
twin cobalt
where you been amigo?
School although im 20
pine meteor
@sand jacinth maybe later in the week hopefully
lucid wren
<@162204195443703817> damn I stayed up just for people signed up hours ago beat ...
Same
vivid oar
I hope I get access before the 6th October
sand jacinth
That sounds made up, we'll add more and more players as we go hold on!
Good to know! I've been so excited to play this as my dopamine receptors are all burnt out and I can only find joy in firing LMGs at people while buildings crumble around me and an announcer is screaming at how exciting it all is
vivid oar
pine meteor
Hope it's a daily thing of a couple hundred a time
austere crag
I know that random selection is better but it is slightly painful when people that signed up a day ago get it instead of the person they signed up a month ago and have been active in the community. Little butthurt energy here lol
vivid oar
Omg best prank
(Actually worst) but imagine you get selected on the 4th 1 hour before the playtest ends
pine meteor
@austere crag looool true
silver cargo
had this for a week at least now? we were talking about blues and jazz 😛
You'll always be Fred for me, nevermind the nickname, Fred)
lucid wren
After the 3rd of October the misery begins so hopefully I can cop a invite before free time in my life withers up and dies
twin cobalt
Omg best prank
(Actually worst) but imagine you get selected on the 4th 1 hour b...
Sounds like my destiny
vivid oar
Oh the misery
austere crag
Either way it's fine I have at least some faith I'll get in.
slim swan
When is the game actually supposed to come out on all platforms?
lucid wren
I know that random selection is better but it is slightly painful when people th...
Yea I feel that
twin cobalt
The future holds goodies for all of you
slim swan
@austere crag >_>
austere crag
<@456226577798135808> >_>
si
twin cobalt
this year
I would suggest early next year so they can fix everything from playtest issues
slim swan
@twin cobalt Yes. Hopefully that true im general and not just for the finals lol
austere crag
I am at least not psychotic enough or entitled enough to start yelling at the mods and Embark because I didn't get in lol
sand jacinth
Just so you all know, if I get access this weekend, I'm cancelling my date and potentially ruining a relationship and I can't describe how worth it'll be
slim swan
@austere crag LET US IIINMNM
twin cobalt
I am at least not psychotic enough or entitled enough to start yelling at the mo...
well people always want to be special
granite stag
I am at least not psychotic enough or entitled enough to start yelling at the mo...
Streamer privilege
twin cobalt
uh...humans
granite stag
austere crag
Just so you all know, if I get access this weekend, I'm cancelling my date and p...
here u dropped this 👑
lucid wren
I am at least not psychotic enough or entitled enough to start yelling at the mo...
I cop and seethe to my peers like a real man
austere crag
Just so you all know, if I get access this weekend, I'm cancelling my date and p...
So do not do that. Go on the date lmao
lucid wren
Just so you all know, if I get access this weekend, I'm cancelling my date and p...
Women are temporary TheFinals is forever
vivid oar
Just so you all know, if I get access this weekend, I'm cancelling my date and p...
Tell her to get access and play together as a date
hoary eagle
lmao y'all wilding
vivid oar
Lmaooo
granite stag
Don't mix it up
twin cobalt
lmao y'all wilding
Well compared to the workload of Blues we are chill
vivid oar
Is the date limited access
slim swan
Be like games are temporary. Women can be too. But only one will get you kids.
austere crag
This is fun
granite stag
Is the date limited access
LTM
lucid wren
TRUEEEE
sand jacinth
Relationships are temporary, Fame and Fortune is eternal!
silver cargo
Well compared to the workload of Blues we are chill
The hero we don't deserve I'd say
hoary eagle
Well compared to the workload of Blues we are chill
Oh absolutely, I was more referring to the whole cancel-date-thing
austere crag
Blues needs a cape
lucid wren
Eat Eggs, Aquire Finals steam keys
sand jacinth
:^)
slim swan
Pleasure is temporary your bloodline can continue if you seek it.
sand jacinth
Eat Eggs, Aquire Finals steam keys
Is this how we get access? Because I'll butt chug a whole 12 pack right now.
granite stag
twin cobalt
hoary eagle
Don't think we anticipated this amount of engagement to be honest, but we're working through it. Our mods are fantastic in all ways ❤️
austere crag
Yeah
lucid wren
Is this how we get access? Because I'll butt chug a whole 12 pack right now.
The devs can sense weakness
slim swan
😉
twin cobalt
Don't think we anticipated this amount of engagement to be honest, but we're wor...
I totaly agree
austere crag
You guys probably do need some new mods though lol
silver cargo
Don't think we anticipated this amount of engagement to be honest, but we're wor...
I really really hope they know that
ruby cairn
Y’all doing great under a lot of pressure
twin cobalt
Did they wake up wooper to help?
austere crag
Feel sorry for Wooper and Blues they're basically just sitting in the trenches getting bombed constantly
ruby cairn
Still letting chat have their fun too
lucid wren
Feel sorry for Wooper and Blues they're basically just sitting in the trenches g...
True
slim swan
I should really sleep. I've gotten. None. For the past 15 or so hours.
ruby cairn
that’s true wooper and blue only mods I’ve seen
sand jacinth
I mean, I just stepped in here and started low-key shitposting and noone's being toxic or anything so not only are the mods ace but it seems the community as a whole is pretty damn wonderful!
ruby cairn
That’s because we are the regulars here pretty much
slim swan
Hmm.
ruby cairn
So we pretty chill
lucid wren
I mean, I just stepped in here and started low-key shitposting and noone's being...
Dude what the heck man
silver cargo
We are the chill channel tbh
This is literally our private chill zone.
And a place to talk about F1 🙂
twin cobalt
We are mature enough to chat without cooldown and i think we should appreciate that
lucid wren
We only post piss around these parts
sand jacinth
Sorry, my bad, I'll resist the urge from now on :^)
silver cargo
Btw, @twin cobalt was that a latest Jurassic Park film on gif you deleted?
ruby cairn
pissposters?
silver cargo
okey 😦
vivid oar
Shartposters
mortal linden
I’m not surprised about what happened in the main chat as this always happens, especially with social media like tiktok spreading news about this game lol
edgy sparrow
What's really annoying me is people acting like Russians don't deserve to play the game in the general chat whenever one of them shows up
It's really beginning to irk me
lucid wren
pissposters?
surreal olive
waddup eggs
twin cobalt
Is Russia EU or Asia
both partially
visual warren
Eggs are enjoyable
austere crag
I think we should split Russia into East and West Russia to solve this issue.
edgy sparrow
Russia is RU
mortal linden
lucid wren
Russia should not be allowed
edgy sparrow
Russia should not be allowed
Okay, explain that
surreal olive
wtf did I come into
slim swan
edgy sparrow
Yeah cause it's not Europe
ruby cairn
mod posted yesterday
lucid wren
Okay, explain that
I’m pretty much just racist
twin cobalt
wtf did I come into
Believe me we are the chilled chat
rare fern
surreal olive
Believe me we are the chilled chat
I mean, yes of course
austere crag
I’m pretty much just racist
slim swan
Why is the plot of Battlfiekd 4 happening before my eyes.
silver cargo
mod posted yesterday
That's true
twin cobalt
now relax
visual warren
I’m pretty much just racist
ruby cairn
when I reload my email to get a steam support email saying recent changes to your steam account
slim swan
mortal linden
edgy sparrow
Wait a second
ruby cairn
where the chonkers at ?!
mortal linden
Waiting
twin cobalt
Calm down again
silver cargo
when I reload my email to get a steam support email saying recent changes to you...
Whoops, looks like your account got hijacked
austere crag
I am annoyed
hoary eagle
where the chonkers at ?!
I'm THE chonker.
sand jacinth
Why is Tenor not working :v
slim swan
sand jacinth
Certified embed failure moment
ruby cairn
you’re no level embed won’t work
twin cobalt
You don't have the role yet
austere crag
All I did in the finals chat was answer questions and now I can't because it's in slow mode
rare fern
austere crag
😔
sand jacinth
RIP
ruby cairn
WHY HE EEPY
hoary eagle
Why is Tenor not working :v
You need to rank up, be an active member of the community and you'll get the permissions granted
twin cobalt
All I did in the finals chat was answer questions and now I can't because it's i...
same
rare fern
og´s wehn there was no slow mode
sand jacinth
Wonderful! I intend to stick around, you guys seem pretty 'chill'
surreal olive
All I did in the finals chat was answer questions and now I can't because it's i...
Last night was nothing but that
mortal linden
All I did in the finals chat was answer questions and now I can't because it's i...
How long is it now? Last I checked it went from 2 to 5 minutes lol
silver cargo
Certified embed failure moment
I've got this gif with CR saying "lol embed fail" that I like so much)
edgy sparrow
It's 5 mins. not worth it
lucid wren
All I did in the finals chat was answer questions and now I can't because it's i...
All I did in the finals chat was fight with people about game design but I feel those days are over
ruby cairn
Yeah it was 5 minutes that why I came in here to hide
visual warren
The chat needed slow mode tbh
lucid wren
Too big for real discussion
twin cobalt
that is for sure
lucid wren
The chat needed slow mode tbh
Yea
surreal olive
The chat needed slow mode tbh
100% it does
sand jacinth
I've got this gif with CR saying "lol embed fail" that I like so much)
Mind sending it my way?
twin cobalt
but some of the things up there in the battlefield were really though
ruby cairn
It’s promising
lucid wren
Wait a second
Ollie you get in?
twin cobalt
i hope Blues survives this without therapy
mortal linden
The chat needed slow mode tbh
Now we get to lurk and watch people go “I sWuR 2 GuD iF i DuNt GiT keYz”
rare fern
i hope Blues survives this without therapy
👀 lets find out
surreal olive
Blues and Wooper got this. They are powerful
austere crag
@hoary eagle (apologies for the ping.) Now that the alpha is underway can we get a official list of countries which are covered by the Alpha? Turkey and Mexico seem to be question areas regarding if they're going to be allowed in or not.
hoary eagle
i hope Blues survives this without therapy
think we all might need some therapy after this weekend
sand jacinth
https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005
Type "sexy ronaldo gaming" into Tenor and you'll find a wonderful little meme
edgy sparrow
Ollie you get in?
No but I just got access to locked channels for like 20 seconds somehow
twin cobalt
Blues and Wooper got this. They are powerful
Blues stood strong long enough
rare fern
<@93435582000140288> (apologies for the ping.) Now that the alpha is underway ca...
ye some clearance else we get the same question this whole weekend
visual warren
Now we get to lurk and watch people go “I sWuR 2 GuD iF i DuNt GiT keYz”
whERe iS mY EMaiL?
twin cobalt
whERe iS mY EMaiL?
strong
lucid wren
No but I just got access to locked channels for like 20 seconds somehow
👀what did they say?
edgy sparrow
👀what did they say?
Didn't read them. Was just confused then it was removed
hoary eagle
<@93435582000140288> (apologies for the ping.) Now that the alpha is underway ca...
I'll see if I can get some clear info on this, gimme a few mins
austere crag
I'll see if I can get some clear info on this, gimme a few mins
Thanks! ❤️
slim swan
@lucid wren Related
twin cobalt
No seriously where
It is a secret shortcut if you press alt f4 5 times and then enter you get access
edgy sparrow
I'll see if I can get some clear info on this, gimme a few mins
Cheers
visual warren
It is a secret shortcut if you press alt f4 5 times and then enter you get acces...
Ok I got it
surreal olive
2 more hours untill bonelab releases
Enjoy
mortal linden
It is a secret shortcut if you press alt f4 5 times and then enter you get acces...
I heard if you delete system32 you get dev access
visual warren
It is a secret shortcut if you press alt f4 5 times and then enter you get acces...
My laptop turned off…
edgy sparrow
Anyway it's 3am here in new Zealand and I'm tired, goodnight chat
twin cobalt
I heard if you delete system32 you get dev access
i stole your ip it is 127.0.0.1
sand jacinth
Anyway it's 3am here in new Zealand and I'm tired, goodnight chat
Rest well, gamer!
austere crag
i stole your ip it is 127.0.0.1
twin cobalt
My laptop turned off…
hm i did not see that coming
slim swan
Woah
austere crag
spongebob skin theory
mortal linden
Haxor xD
surreal olive
are you actually playtesting?
we don't talk about the testing in here 😏 . I've totally been playtesting since yesterday tho
twin cobalt
we don't talk about the testing in here 😏 . I've totally been playtesting si...
sounds like a trap
austere crag
we don't talk about the testing in here 😏 . I've totally been playtesting si...
me too
I'm playtesting life itself.
surreal olive
100% its a trap
hoary eagle
<@93435582000140288> (apologies for the ping.) Now that the alpha is underway ca...
Seems like we've cleared Turkey for invites but Mexico is sadly not included for this alpha round
ruby cairn
Reload the finals steam page 3000 times and you will automatically gain access, it’s an Easter egg
lucid wren
Ok listen up embark I’m only gonna say this once. My dad IS joe Biden and you WILL be getting a letter from him if when I get up to check my computer I am not invited to the playtest 😡
sand jacinth
I'm playtesting life itself.
What's the meta game like?
twin cobalt
Ok listen up embark I’m only gonna say this once. My dad IS joe Biden and you WI...
this is definitely true
ruby cairn
Seems like we've cleared Turkey for invites but Mexico is sadly not included for...
More keys are coming in the next couple days correct?
austere crag
RNG if you get a good spawn. If you don't you die if you do you're good for at least a couple of years.
ruby cairn
that’s what I saw in chat
mortal linden
I'm playtesting life itself.
Idk what the fuck the devs for life are doing but these current patches and content lately BLOW
ruby cairn
but no confirmation
twin cobalt
Idk what the fuck the devs for life are doing but these current patches and cont...
i agree like why did the surival update cost me 200€ in one day
lucid wren
Idk what the fuck the devs for life are doing but these current patches and cont...
Not true
sand jacinth
Idk what the fuck the devs for life are doing but these current patches and cont...
Devs told me we'd have super advanced cybernetics and flying cars by 2020
hoary eagle
More keys are coming in the next couple days correct?
Absolutely
twin cobalt
Minus the not getting in the playtest debuff
This debuff was unnecessary if you ask me
sand jacinth
Oh and the housing market content patch needs a rework
ruby cairn
life is good man we all have time and access to high end pcs that can run new gem video games, where as some people in the world still have ps3s and no internet
twin cobalt
like we are not THAT OP
twin cobalt
life is good man we all have time and access to high end pcs that can run new ge...
That can't be true
surreal olive
life is pretty cool tho, I get to hang out and chat in here with fellow eggs and the pin squad while working. Maybe the occasionally Embark blueberry joins the fray sometimes too.
lucid wren
Absolutely
What about the next couple of hours 👁👁
ruby cairn
what part can’t be true?
twin cobalt
life is pretty cool tho, I get to hang out and chat in here with fellow eggs and...
yo working too ? nice
craggy cargo
Лол
twin cobalt
what part can’t be true?
ps3 and no internet
surreal olive
remote life baby
ruby cairn
Today is my day off because it’s my birthday
twin cobalt
how is that possible
ruby cairn
lol that’s definitely true bro
sand jacinth
What about the next couple of hours 👁👁
What about RIGHT THIS G DANG INSTANT! 🔫
twin cobalt
Today is my day off because it’s my birthday
Well Congratulations then
silver cargo
ps3 and no internet
PS3 is a great console
sand jacinth
Happy birthday, gamer!
twin cobalt
silver cargo
My favorite one
ruby cairn
thanks ! I have today until Monday off
ruby cairn
wanted to take the whole weekend
silver cargo
Today is my day off because it’s my birthday
Happy, happy B-day!!!
ruby cairn
thank you!!
surreal olive
Today is my day off because it’s my birthday
yo, maybe you'll get a nice birthday email from steam later today hehe uwu
lucid wren
Put the invites in the bag and no one gets hurt
visual warren
Happy bday @ruby cairn
surreal olive
enjoy the day regardless tho
visual warren
Tonight I’m going to the casino
Good luck
surreal olive
WIN THE POWERBALL
twin cobalt
hope I hit the jackpot
remeber stop when it feels too good
craggy cargo
ruby cairn
Yeah last time I doubled my money got cocky and lost it all then some
nova latch
\
sand jacinth
Yeah last time I doubled my money got cocky and lost it all then some
Only take what you're willing to lose!
ruby cairn
yeah of course
mortal linden
hope I hit the jackpot
Let todays bad news turn into a big juicy jackpot 🤑
twin cobalt
Can’t win em all
Oh and one last thing: The bank always wins
sand jacinth
^
ruby cairn
I use my money I get for my birthday to gamble not out of my own pocket
playing it smart
lucid wren
I heard a rumor that NA invites have not rolled out is this true?
twin cobalt
I use my money I get for my birthday to gamble not out of my own pocket
smart
craggy cargo
Тут русские есть ?
hollow fjord
-english
earnest wraithBOT
English only, please
Veuillez utiliser l'anglais
Solo inglés, por favor
Nur Englisch, bitte
请使用英文
Пожалуйста, используйте английский
영어로 말씀하세요
Solo in Inglese, per favore
チャットでは英語のみ利用可能です
ruby cairn
when people ask I’m just like eh gimme $20 for my bday, they’ll say that’s it? Like yep that’s it
sand jacinth
Listen here, devs, if you give me access and there's cosmetics I can buy, I will throw ALL my spare money at this!
craggy cargo
Sorry
silver cargo
Тут русские есть ?
Chat in English or PM me if you can't. I can speak Russian
sand jacinth
This is not a bribe (yes it is.)
twin cobalt
I heard a rumor that NA invites have not rolled out is this true?
that would be news to me
ruby cairn
Chat in English or PM me if you can't. I can speak Russian
you a real Russian?
austere crag
Heyo
ruby cairn
or just know it
twin cobalt
silver cargo
you a real Russian?
Nah, I'm Belarusian)
mortal linden
Oh no they’re leaking into our safe haven
ruby cairn
oh !
mortal linden
visual warren
Ok goodbye eggs I gotta go
ruby cairn
reeeee
visual warren
mortal linden
Goodbye
sand jacinth
I can translate a little bit of Russian if needed aswell :)
Granted, google translate would probably do a far better job
austere crag
silver cargo
Ok goodbye eggs I gotta go
See ya! Please, come back later)
ruby cairn
I know swear words in Russian if that helps I can do my part
twin cobalt
Ok goodbye eggs I gotta go
bb , cy
sand jacinth
<:happy_friend:1011661947990704209>
GLHF
twin cobalt
I know swear words in Russian if that helps I can do my part
I hope we don't need that
mortal linden
Granted, google translate would probably do a far better job
Far worse job
silver cargo
I know swear words in Russian if that helps I can do my part
Primary dictionary of every foreigner I'd say
sand jacinth
Far worse job
u rite :L
twin cobalt
Primary dictionary of every foreigner I'd say
business as usual haha
sand jacinth
AYYY! I have a colour now!
ruby cairn
I learned off my csgo teammates thank them
twin cobalt
AYYY! I have a colour now!
Oh i saw that
sand jacinth
gamign
silver cargo
AYYY! I have a colour now!
Congrats to you 🎉
twin cobalt
i climbed the leaderboard by 6 positions already
surreal olive
I only know English and a little Korean
twin cobalt
not bad
ruby cairn
I am now #10 on the leaderboard let’s see how far I can push this today before I have to go
I started like #17 yesterday night
twin cobalt
I am now #10 on the leaderboard let’s see how far I can push this today before I...
i will get you as soon as you leave 🖤
ruby cairn
I will not let that happen I will come in drunk later just to type about eggs and cry over no emails
lucid wren
yo any of my fellow sad pog no email copers tryna play some apex dm me 😎 👊🏼
austere crag
siu
twin cobalt
I started like #17 yesterday night
started #19 today like 5h ago
sand jacinth
Oh god dammit, I got an email from Steam support thanking me for renewing my EA Play subscription and my heard skipped a beat
ruby cairn
Level 8 going to be a challenge tbh
twin cobalt
haha good job
ruby cairn
Level 12-15 is such a skip
twin cobalt
Darnoux is my personal challenge
austere crag
i am trying to lvl up
ruby cairn
Well he’s playing the test now EZ dubs
austere crag
I just want to the finalist lvl tbh
twin cobalt
i know right
ruby cairn
Same milk, same
sand jacinth
What colour is Finalist?
ruby cairn
We will get it easily by the weekend
twin cobalt
sus green
surreal olive
We'll get it one day
austere crag
true
surreal olive
SOON
surreal olive
very SOON
austere crag
one of these days
sand jacinth
DAMMIT
twin cobalt
haha
surreal olive
level up one more time to reach THE FINALS
twin cobalt
ruby cairn
twin cobalt
sand jacinth
Big sadge
twin cobalt
usually
craggy cargo
you a real Russian?
I am real Russian
austere crag
prolly
ruby cairn
theres always a next time
Dev confirmed that keys will still come over the period
I asked
austere crag
sicksicksick
ruby cairn
So there’s always a chance
twin cobalt
reminds me of the valorant beta
austere crag
Dev confirmed that keys will still come over the period
today?
twin cobalt
where you had to watch streams for keys
austere crag
elaborate
ruby cairn
idk about today but until the 3rd
austere crag
oh man
ruby cairn
So probably a little at a time
austere crag
tomorrow they'll prolly do the same thing
ruby cairn
As they need to test servers I’m sure and their capabilities
austere crag
keep giving out keys
silver cargo
reminds me of the valorant beta
Hooo boy.
That day I've set, like, 8 streams trying to get in
twin cobalt
They will probably test the server performance
vivid oar
ye
twin cobalt
so as many as possible will be able to participate
austere crag
internet historian uploaded
ruby cairn
https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1009830578545246213/10250506238...
yep see 🙏
austere crag
internet historian uploaded
WHAT
ruby cairn
we will load in until servers cannot take us
austere crag
eg eggg
surreal olive
a little off topic, but have any of you watched Ghost Files ?
twin cobalt
never heard of it before
austere crag
I've been lied to
?? i am watching rn
sand jacinth
internet historian uploaded
You monster. No fortune and glory for you.
silver cargo
a little off topic, but have any of you watched Ghost Files ?
This channel is pure off-topic 🙂
ruby cairn
https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1009830578545246213/10250506238...
are you doing it 8am est everyday or are invites trickling in throughout the days leading up to the 3rd?
austere crag
HE DID
vivid oar
a little off topic, but have any of you watched Ghost Files ?
bahahhah in an off topic channel
sand jacinth
OH! He did!
surreal olive
BRUH, YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT THE TEST
austere crag
wereeeeeeee
sand jacinth
It's called Man In Cave
vivid oar
BRUH, YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT THE TEST
HAHAHHHAH
hoary eagle
are you doing it 8am est everyday or are invites trickling in throughout the day...
Through all the days, no set timing
surreal olive
I didn't wanna interrupt that
twin cobalt
Through all the days, no set timing
gambling hehe
austere crag
what he doin in the cave
hes looking for the finals invite
twin cobalt
hm that sounds bad
austere crag
hes looking for the finals invite
I'll join em
austere crag
shut up
twin cobalt
trolled
austere crag
sand jacinth
I'm here, rocking in my chair, waiting for an invite
austere crag
killing you
sand jacinth
My friends are demanding I play WW3 with them and I haven't the heart to do it
austere crag
twin cobalt
why you keep greeting us?
surreal olive
they like to say hi
ruby cairn
sniping all your open and fav tabs
twin cobalt
Hm criminals
sand jacinth
austere crag
sniping all your open and fav tabs
do it
twin cobalt
high locust
twin cobalt
DOn't forget to pet your eggward
austere crag
the story of the video is terrifying
a man is pinned down by stone in the depths of a cave
surreal olive
https://tenor.com/view/pandaflowers-gif-20694641
@winged summit this for u
ruby cairn
that a red panda
weary ivy
https://tenor.com/view/pandaflowers-gif-20694641
Darnoux going to the finals playtest
twin cobalt
the royalty is a panda
surreal olive
mid round, building blowing up around them
silver cargo
https://tenor.com/view/pandaflowers-gif-20694641
I was about to ask Darnoux if he got into, but then saw his Discord status
surreal olive
🥺
surreal olive
Me watching as people talk about how fun the game is
you'll get to plaayyyyy
austere crag
https://tenor.com/view/a%C4%9Flayan-adam-gif-22992356
honestly its fine
I know I just love memeing about it
twin cobalt
you all will
austere crag
I was coping a bit
surreal olive
I know I just love memeing about it
I know you are
surreal olive
ruby cairn
surreal olive
there u go
ruby cairn
I like these things
twin cobalt
ehm
sand jacinth
Trying to make history?
twin cobalt
remember history repeats
austere crag
Trying to make history?
played college ball ya know
I sold my kidney, my wife, and my brothers, my house, and my soul, to get into the alpha and I didn't get in. It's unfair. You've made a enemy for life Embark.
wheres the copypasta
surreal olive
YEa, TELL EM
sand jacinth
played college ball ya know
If it isn't saucy Milk
twin cobalt
People throwing virtual rocks
twin cobalt
disney like villain?
austere crag
I'm on my villain arc.
surreal olive
thats cute
sand jacinth
Is that a bearcat?
austere crag
who was that one guy that joined the discord and talked shit immediately
surreal olive
lets start the legion of doom
ruby cairn
Idk I saw it on Twitter so I saved it
austere crag
I know they gone
ruby cairn
<a:BANNED:744529400296505366>
I’m that guy
austere crag
but I wanna post the copypasta
twin cobalt
lets start the legion of doom
No we have to become #teamBlues
austere crag
cause its funy
chilly haven
sand jacinth
What is this teamBlues thing I keep seeing?
lucid wren
austere crag
I'll replace all of your milk with soy milk without telling you. I'll change your default browser to Edge. I'll lightly deflate your tires to their non-optimal PSI. I'm truly becoming a villain.
surreal olive
I can't join that team
twin cobalt
What is this teamBlues thing I keep seeing?
Mental support for Mod Blues
weary ivy
Simply teamBlues
ruby cairn
let me just compare the finals to Valorant because they both utilise the color red
twin cobalt
bruh haha
austere crag
What is this teamBlues thing I keep seeing?
One of the mods is Blues and we are their cheerleaders.
sand jacinth
Blue good 💙
surreal olive
😳
weary ivy
Team wooper?
twin cobalt
they always are
surreal olive
Bear always lurking, I like Bear
twin cobalt
also exists but team blues is stronger
ruby cairn
bear forehead hitting the keyboard falling asleep accidentally typing in chat
twin cobalt
that is what we call work
austere crag
Fuck I forgot to put a /s at the end of my post in the finals chat
I'm about to get blasted by everyone send help
weary ivy
Bear is paid minimum wage to lurk in eggsecutive lounge
chilly haven
dis is the lounge for ppl who didn't get in
twin cobalt
Bear is paid minimum wage to lurk in eggsecutive lounge
You woke him up ffs
weary ivy
Uh oh
hoary eagle
Bear is paid minimum wage to lurk in eggsecutive lounge
You think I'm getting paid? 
weary ivy
I summoned him
ruby cairn
I used my 5 minutes wisely to type 5 minutes
twin cobalt
hide
weary ivy
lmfao
twin cobalt
You think I'm getting paid? <:thisisfine:940033430740160512>
more then me forsure
austere crag
Hi Bear. How's your day going?
austere crag
You think I'm getting paid? <:thisisfine:940033430740160512>
L
Imagine getting paid
Couldn't be me
twin cobalt
Reject humanity embrace bear
austere crag
sobs in unpaid intern
hoary eagle
Hi Bear. How's your day going?
Chaotic but fun, so exciting to see people play the game!
surreal olive
You think I'm getting paid? <:thisisfine:940033430740160512>
paid in honey
and jazz
ruby cairn
getting paid in 2022 is like asking where the flying cars are we were promised in 2000
austere crag
I am paid in egg
hoary eagle
paid in honey
Gotta feed my addiction somehow
austere crag
That's good! Hope your day stays good. ❤️
ruby cairn
Winnie the Pooh
surreal olive
oh god, that character is ruined for me now
ruby cairn
just got an email my social credit went down
austere crag
twin cobalt
yikes
surreal olive
Gotta feed my addiction somehow
austere crag
I keep on getting rolled today by emails
ruby cairn
LOL ?
ruby cairn
speedrunning
austere crag
but I’m sitting here in chat
surreal olive
🤔
surreal olive
accurate
weary ivy
Too busy eating hunny
weary ivy
lmao
twin cobalt
woosh
twin cobalt
im missing the popcorn
surreal olive
https://tenor.com/view/movie-time-movie-theater-watching-michael-jackson-gif-357...
yes, allll day
ruby cairn
surreal olive
actually for the past few days
ruby cairn
Me in chat
ruby cairn
https://tenor.com/view/bear-fight-kung-fu-punch-kick-gif-17355780
Khabib training
twin cobalt
in 45min with slowmode
weary ivy
in 45min with slowmode
90% is just "when does alpha start" and "why did I not get access"
austere crag
The problem is the moment the playtest is over we will go from like 600 active people asking the same questions to 50 again lol
ruby cairn
I think people are leaving
twin cobalt
90% is just "when does alpha start" and "why did I not get access"
probably
austere crag
Which is probably for the best
ruby cairn
We lost 100 members
ruby cairn
rage quit 
surreal olive
The best of the community will stay ;3
surreal olive
austere crag
weary ivy
More finals for us 😈
austere crag
Every new user here when they are they didn't get into the alpha and leave: