🥚┇off-topic

[twin cobalt]

6min

[molten lily]

did my quiet place just get moved to off-topic ? 😦

[twin cobalt]

wish you all fun

[tawny lantern]

Is there a reason for choosing an egg as a mascot ?

[vivid oar]

Yooo

[austere crag]

[plucky hearth]

egg

[vivid oar]

I just woke up haha

[twin cobalt]

ye

[austere crag]

Yo Swa!

[rigid pebble]

yes

[austere crag]

egg

egg

[dire onyx]

I wonder if how to basic approves of this game. I wonder if he still uploads too

[twin cobalt]

Swa is not golden yet?

[vivid oar]

Did you get email

[plucky hearth]

bc egg

[austere crag]

egg

[austere crag]

They're past gold

[tawny lantern]

What's the reason then ?

[austere crag]

THEY'RE THE FINALIST

[twin cobalt]

oh wait i see

[vivid oar]

Golden?

[twin cobalt]

different green

[austere crag]

the egg isreal

[trim wind]

ahh I got moved

shhhhhiiiiitttt

sorry

[vivid oar]

:0

[trim wind]

cussing

[half bane]

all pray for the email

[vivid oar]

Whatsup povichh

[austere crag]

inshallah

[trim wind]

yo

[dire onyx]

ayo its almost time

[plucky hearth]

When u become finalist do u find the one piece

[vivid oar]

Congrats on the finalist role!!

[twin cobalt]

How did you get finalist while i was gone

[trim wind]

thank you

[twin cobalt]

wth

[austere crag]

I want to play egg game

[half bane]

https://tenor.com/view/dear-sweet-baby-jesus-praying-sweet-jesus-baby-jesus-prayers-gif-17229699

[austere crag]

Egg

[trim wind]

lets hope it means something xD

[austere crag]

Hype

Egg HYPEEEEE

[dire onyx]

eggcellent

[rigid pebble]

This is why egg mascot:

**T - **
**H - **
**E - ** Egg

**F - **
**I - **
**N - **
**A - **
**L - **
**S - **

[molten lily]

i hope so 😄

[opaque knoll]

prayge

[austere crag]

[vivid oar]

ETA 5m to bedtime if I don't get in

[austere crag]

DARNOUX. DESERVES. TO. GET. IN.

insert desk slamming here on every period

[lucid wren]

Big brain

[chilly haven]

i can't play until tonight

[tawny lantern]

oh that make a lot of sense now

[twin cobalt]

Would be weird if not

[rigid pebble]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[silver cargo]

It'll be so cruel if Darnoux won't be able to participate

[half bane]

got so much college work to do but im sacrificing it

[trim wind]

T - The egg
H - Hot egg
E - Egg

F - F!@#ing Eeg
I - Insanely tasty egg
N - Normal egg
A - Average egg
L - Lazy egg
S - Super egg

[lucid wren]

Did you level up swa and povich?

[twin cobalt]

jup that is darnoux

[tawny lantern]

Time to kill an egg for luck

cook*

[trim wind]

yup

[austere crag]

how could you deny them

[dire onyx]

Nah i feel you. Goodluck

[austere crag]

time to egg

[molten lily]

im in homeoffice, i havent done any workrelated stuff for the last 2 hours 😄

[trim wind]

we're solid finalists now

[austere crag]

I'll get there oneday

[rigid pebble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/486169691560345600/772591217090756608/brazil.gif

[austere crag]

I need to egg

[lucid wren]

That’s why green name 👀??

[twin cobalt]

You are an OG so i will vote for you xD

[austere crag]

egg minutes

The Day I get to finalists is the day I feel complete

[twin cobalt]

How did that happen tho

[vivid oar]

T-
H-
E-

F-
I- I just got an email... From discord 🙄
N-
A-
L-
S-

[austere crag]

i am an eg

g

[trim wind]

We talk alot @twin cobalt

and apparently lvl 15 had a hidden rank

[dire onyx]

goodluck getting through the tutorial

[twin cobalt]

Oh so it is another activity role

[rigid pebble]

T- This is why my wife left me
H-
E-

F-
I-
N-
A-
L-
S-

[trim wind]

yes

thats basically it

[vivid oar]

Oh damn I didn't know that

[twin cobalt]

nice

[trim wind]

afawk

[twin cobalt]

congrats

xD

[silver cargo]

I remember receiving email from Steam yesterday
About Trails from Zero being available for purchase

[twin cobalt]

ill be online more often from now on again

[trim wind]

thats nice..

[lucid wren]

T minus 2 mins

[plucky hearth]

1

[violet gate]

[tawny lantern]

Wait since when gamers get a wife

[vivid oar]

I'm aggressively refreshing my page

[dire onyx]

the finals 3

[trim wind]

now Darnoux is closing in on the lvl 30 surprise rank.. likely going to be "good egg"

[rigid pebble]

emphasis on the "left me" part

[candid portal]

Back from nap to watch the chaos

[lucid wren]

Who will the email be sponsored by?

[dire onyx]

Oh no its time

[half bane]

1PM

[silver cargo]

Nama is a bit blurred here, don't you think so, guys?

[half bane]

its time

[twin cobalt]

I see you are testing the server performance already

[minor walrus]

W

[austere crag]

I want to be sponsored by egg mna

[lucid wren]

Ospuzzey??

[plucky hearth]

It’s time

[trim wind]

GUYS STAY OFFTOPIC FFS

[vivid oar]

Hahaha

[twin cobalt]

You are your own rank already

[silver cargo]

F1 F1 F1 F1 YEAH

[lucid wren]

Eaten any thing tasty lately???

[dire onyx]

oh no.... general chat slow mode increased

[tawdry socket]

Literaly general chat rn is apocalypse xD

[twin cobalt]

timer hit zero

[lucid wren]

Wonderful weather am I right?

[trim wind]

indeeedddd

[austere crag]

no egg mail yet

[fallow rapids]

hell yeah!

[tawny lantern]

Oh #⚡┇the-finals-chat got a two minutes cooldown

[plucky hearth]

Rip

[austere crag]

uh oh

[plucky hearth]

It’s chill in here

[dire onyx]

im believe eggxpecting an email

[plucky hearth]

Safe space

[candid portal]

Yea this is where the cool kids hang

[austere crag]

enjoy the peace while it lasts

[tawdry socket]

XD, they gonna come here now xD

[lucid wren]

This chat is way better right now

[twin cobalt]

People i wish you something

i'll go back working

[plucky hearth]

Uh oh

[lucid wren]

A peaceful place

[dire onyx]

Dang, thats why discord shouldn't text and drive

[austere crag]

my heart is pumping

[vivid oar]

If this place gets flooded we go to ..uhh

#1009830633448685658

[candid portal]

Welp kinda saw this coming, back to bed, hopefully new in morning

[vivid oar]

10m delay talk

[half bane]

i dont have it i am sweating my body is crumbling

[rigid pebble]

first batch accepted now

my email?

[trim wind]

strange that nobody in the discord got it innit

[austere crag]

three minutes still no egg mail

[rain imp]

How i can Play?

[tawny lantern]

The one who got accepted are probably to busy installing the game and reading the NDA

[vivid oar]

Hahaha yeah

[molten lily]

haha 😄

[austere crag]

true

lol

[rigid pebble]

#📌┇faq

[austere crag]

IM IN

WAIT

REALLY

[polar crane]

Some say they got no mail but its in their steam library maybe double check steam, im not sure on how this normally works on steam

[rigid pebble]

[austere crag]

haha prank

[vivid oar]

I'm in

[austere crag]

sobbing

[vivid oar]

Not*

[austere crag]

lmfao

[plucky hearth]

Sad

[rigid pebble]

check ur steam

[trim wind]

restarting it now

[vivid oar]

Oooh congrats!

[rigid pebble]

I DID NOT GET AN EMAIL

check ur steam

[lucid wren]

No email from embark but I did do good on my academy exam

[austere crag]

no eggmail

[tawny lantern]

congrats !

[trim wind]

waited a month for nothing :c (as of rn)

[dire onyx]

10 gigs ye?

[rigid pebble]

steam is VERY delayed, you might be in, check ur steam library

[plucky hearth]

Not in

[twin cobalt]

Nice to hear, and remember rewards will be granted 🙂

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009830578545246213/1013428072512491540/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[rigid pebble]

ahh just got my email now too

[surreal sky]

Safe to say I did not reach the finals

[austere crag]

[trim wind]

well at least that answered the hypothetical activity levels are not connected 😉 for future reference

[dire onyx]

maybe its time to go to bed

[austere crag]

no egg

[stuck jewel]

How long do i need To wait if im Sign up Today?

[austere crag]

Don't think I got it lads!

[austere crag]

its random

[dire onyx]

at LEAST a millisecond

[pseudo spindle]

nothing yeeeeeet

[polar crane]

I got it

Omg

[tawny lantern]

congrats !

[lucid wren]

😦

[polar crane]

I can download the game

[austere crag]

congrats!

[stuck jewel]

Nothing i cant install it 😦

[rigid pebble]

[tawny lantern]

Can't wait to read about the feedback

[keen igloo]

Didn't get it this time rip

[molten lily]

have fun mate 🙂

[tawny lantern]

Can people give feedback of the play test ?

[vivid oar]

im glad you'll be able to play in #timeremaining_minuteseconds 😄

[austere crag]

still no eggmail

[dire onyx]

rip, we may just not be in

[stuck jewel]

Bit can all People Play at least?

[austere crag]

only in eu/na

[stuck jewel]

sad 😦

[lucid wren]

I think I did not get in

[dire onyx]

which is fine, but it would be cool to test some 3080 gameplay

[austere crag]

Although its a big heart break for me, I hope all of you who got in have a good time!

[dire onyx]

on a laptop too

[half bane]

off to cry myself to sleep

[austere crag]

No egg

[stuck jewel]

Yeah Im EU

[rigid pebble]

lets see if my 1660 ti can handle this thing

[trim wind]

I could use that crying room by now

[vivid oar]

dont lose hope yet

[trim wind]

been eyeing this for some time now

[austere crag]

send me the game files

[tawny lantern]

A small amount of people had been chosen to play it

[trim wind]

I know it might come but still 😉

I had the day off

[buoyant fossil]

👀seems like we need to hack in!

[vivid oar]

maybe thye just sent it to EU

[dire onyx]

Awww dont cry, here take this 🧻

❤️

[austere crag]

[polar crane]

lfg who got in and wants to play a game when its finished downloading?

[lucid wren]

Hey croons did it appear in your library or on the steam store?

[vivid oar]

lmao give this man a key 😂

[tawny lantern]

Hope you and Swa can get a vip access to it

[rigid pebble]

idk if it matters but i requested access like over a month ago

[rigid pebble]

library

[polar crane]

for me it showed on the page that i got in

[lucid wren]

Oooooo

[tawdry socket]

F for me, well hf all the people can play this alpha 😄

[stuck jewel]

That means not all can play The Pre alpha right? ore will be al at least all can play it

[trim wind]

well technically @winged summit should have first access by that logic

[vivid oar]

i wouldnt want special treatment, tho maybe it doesnt sound so bad 😂

[zenith bough]

Im in bois, girls and nonbinary friends!

[buoyant fossil]

I am curious how many keys they handed out

[vivid oar]

lessgo!!

[austere crag]

same tbh

[lucid wren]

Fuck imma boot my computer cause steam app is glitchy

[tawny lantern]

Yep it's a close Alpha

[austere crag]

I will cry

[molten lily]

everyone who is in, have fun guys !!!! live our dream and make us proud ! 😄

[vivid oar]

hmmmm

[buoyant fossil]

8k online right now

[rigid pebble]

[vivid oar]

big copium release

[chilly haven]

Servers gonna crash anytime now

[vivid oar]

[chilly haven]

[austere crag]

Thats more then I expected tbf

[buoyant fossil]

can I get. Hit friends?

[zenith bough]

So Nama Tama is narrativing the tutorial

[tawny lantern]

8k players or on discord ?

[zenith bough]

With the same kinds of messages as level 1 completed, and Soon ready to begin

[vivid oar]

8k people playing?

[molten lily]

probably playing

[austere crag]

no eggmail

[buoyant fossil]

Wait sorry that was follower chatlrt XD

[tawdry socket]

Lel

[tawny lantern]

oh okey

[plucky hearth]

ha

[buoyant fossil]

I cant find a player count

It no exist

[umbral turret]

[dire onyx]

gets email

The email:

[austere crag]

WAIT

[austere crag]

THERES A CHANGE

CHANCE

[dire onyx]

Lets gooooo we got an email bois

[umbral turret]

[dire onyx]

I can finally play dominos pizza

[vivid oar]

still a good deal

[sonic depot]

got an email from genshin 💀

[tawny lantern]

Base on steam data base, there is 89 players right now

[austere crag]

still nothing

[vivid oar]

fuck i dont even know which email i use for steam

[dire onyx]

yeesh idk that 5.99 deal goes CRAZY

[austere crag]

lmfao

[candid portal]

Damn looks like some people for sure got in

[chilly haven]

ppl gettin in but no one to play with

sadge

[dire onyx]

2 medium pizzas that I can have all to myself for 5.99 each? oh man. Its bulkin season bois

[molten lily]

i noticed yesterday that the email i used for steam doenst even exist anymore 😄 so had to change it haha

[vivid oar]

with some extra toppings of TEARS

[austere crag]

im cry

[plucky hearth]

egg pizza

[dire onyx]

OH DUDE! my favorite

[vivid oar]

pineapple on pizza is good

[zenith bough]

queues take forever in The Finals, rip 🪦

[vivid oar]

not even a hot take

[zenith bough]

./joke

[austere crag]

very egg

Fuckk I got so happy thought the email just came in but it was an email from my gym telling me to renew my subscription

[tawny lantern]

I'm to scare to try, don't want to waste a pizza

[vivid oar]

if you dont try you can't judge 😉

[austere crag]

I GOT THAT SAME THING

[tawny lantern]

Not judging, just scared haha

[vivid oar]

why loll

its p good

[austere crag]

We go to the same gym? 😂

[lucid wren]

Do you have to read the email to be able to add it to your library?

[austere crag]

Nononono I just got the same thing, an email to renew my subscription lmfao

[dire onyx]

I Doubt it.

[austere crag]

lmaoo

[dire onyx]

You probably just have to look at your steam library

[austere crag]

Im losing hopw

[umbral turret]

[austere crag]

LOL

[plucky hearth]

lol

[austere crag]

LMFAO

Ah shit

[vivid oar]

some riot going on

[austere crag]

Never mess with Koreans man

[tawny lantern]

Not a fan of salt and sugar in the same pizza

[vivid oar]

#⚡┇the-finals-chat going through 7.5 stages of grief right now

[candid portal]

Same

[molten lily]

ahahaha

[dire onyx]

Dang.. the finals is cancelled guys. its over.

[austere crag]

EGG

[tawny lantern]

Was this on this discord ?

[formal kernel]

[keen ridge]

Look, I'm really disappointed in you, Admin.
I don't think I'm gonna play the game you made.
At this rate, Eggs will not do it either.
Also, Eggs will make a huge protest to the people or game managers.
You'd better be prepared.

[austere crag]

Bro when the Koreans say that it means theyre gonns cheat

the finals copypasta

[vivid oar]

ye lmao

[lucid wren]

We’ll pack it up we had a good run

[tawny lantern]

haha

[lucid wren]

Not just game chat

[austere crag]

Ngl I have been looking for this chat for like 30 minutes didn't realize it got moved down LMAO

[pseudo spindle]

no keyyyyyyyy 😭

[chilly haven]

we can cry here together at least

[lucid wren]

😭😭😭😭😭

[austere crag]

do invites get sent to emails in a email list that is sorted alphabetically ?

if so I might be last on there

[vivid oar]

People with z as their name

[austere crag]

I can't figure out if that Korean thing is a shitpost or real and it worries me.

[lucid wren]

It’s real

[vivid oar]

Same lmaoo

[austere crag]

same man

[lucid wren]

The Koreans are coming justice

[austere crag]

qOq

[dire onyx]

Look, I'm really disappointed in you, champ.
I don't think I'm gonna eat the deviled egg you made.
At this rate, Eggs will not cook either.
Also, Eggs will make a huge omelet to the people or game managers.
You'd better be eggspecting it.

[austere crag]

I got another email but it's a ticket for work

😔

[vivid oar]

Y'all get way too many emails

[polar crane]

have fun for everyone in and hope to see u ingame. the rest good luck hope u get in soon

[austere crag]

I'm being blasted by cop-out emails lol

[dire onyx]

overly dramatic laughing emoji

[vivid oar]

The only emails I get is like "bitcoin went up 2.5%' and I don't even do crypto lol

[mortal linden]

Is this a safe haven? Lol

[vivid oar]

He reached it! He reached THE FINAL stage of grief

Acceptance

[tawdry socket]

[austere crag]

I want my entitled gamer card where do I get it

[austere crag]

LMFAOP

[lucid wren]

Man I just realized my steam email is one I don’t have access to

[granite stag]

What I do wrong

[chilly haven]

wondering when the CB gonna be

[vivid oar]

Just look at your store page or library

[granite stag]

Be a white role user

[lucid wren]

I am officially in the uh oh zone

[chilly haven]

maybe we'll get a chance then

[austere crag]

Missed my chance then

😔

[granite stag]

Fr us

[zenith bough]

respawn timer is 35~secs, but you can hold to revive

[vivid oar]

Don't worry they'll get more keys out soon they said

[granite stag]

Yeah

I'm patient

[lucid wren]

Just one issue swa there is no finals game in my library??

Maybe bug?

[vivid oar]

No

[zenith bough]

im playing with inger_Embark

[vivid oar]

Just unlucky haha

Just like us

[compact dune]

Any lucky emails here?

[granite stag]

I know I won't get it but I'm patient and hoping for it

[chilly haven]

i'll wait until monday

[austere crag]

NO EGGMAIL

[lucid wren]

They said the game could be very buggy in the alpha

[granite stag]

Bro the biggest clown moment would be

[austere crag]

Funny how the one thing I actually have any interest in testing I cannot get into

[tawny lantern]

Monday is the last day right ?

[granite stag]

If I forgot to sign up for the playtesting on my pc

[lucid wren]

I think this is the work of a bug

[chilly haven]

yes

[granite stag]

I think after this playtest they'll give us alpha access keys

[chilly haven]

hope so

[granite stag]

After the alpha ends

[hidden bloom]

anyone wanna team up ? DM me

[chilly haven]

otherwise we have to wait for CB

[granite stag]

So we can preload for the next

[dire onyx]

Are you guys contestants that can probably destroy it since we can see it?

[granite stag]

How'd you even get a key how long you been here for LOOOOL

Wait that sounds rude but

[austere crag]

Poor Korean guy got so roasted with reactions they disabled them. Kinda rough.

[lucid wren]

😭

[mortal linden]

Didn’t they say there’s going to be more closed alpha testing?

[granite stag]

I would if I could but I don't have a key yey

[chilly haven]

it goes through steam not Discord

[tawny lantern]

It's not base on discord level

[mortal linden]

He got destroyed with reactions LOL

[keen igloo]

sad day no key, and lose access to reactions

[lucid wren]

https://tenor.com/view/reviewbrah-thereportoftheweek-disappointment-my-disappointment-is-immeasurable-gif-18455302

[granite stag]

No but are they doing a first come first serve thing?

[umbral turret]

[lucid wren]

No

[austere crag]

blasting metal to cope rn lmfao

[lucid wren]

I can assure you they are not

[compact dune]

When are the next emails?

[lucid wren]

Completely random

[tawny lantern]

Nop
Ask for the access the second the trailer drop
And didn't get a key

[granite stag]

Oh right

[umbral turret]

listening to my cry playlist now

[austere crag]

I don't usually think that blasting people with reactions is alright but like you really have to have some nerve to join a server and threaten the devs with a Korean uprising if you don't give them access lmao

[tawny lantern]

Share it to #⚡┇the-finals-chat they need it

[keen igloo]

Yeah if they were i'd probably have access having signed up a month ago lol

[umbral turret]

[compact dune]

When are the next emails?

[dire onyx]

blasting speedcore to cope rn

[zenith bough]

my team lost the first round, rip 😄

[umbral turret]

im yellow now

[tawny lantern]

We don't have the info

[umbral turret]

[austere crag]

Probably tomorrow

[keen igloo]

They won't say when it seems

[vivid oar]

How's the game

[tawny lantern]

You are a yolk now

[austere crag]

screamo metal for me (and Scream Rap Aswell)

[candid portal]

Bruh the main chat is giving me anxiety with all the people that think they are privileged for a key LOL

[compact dune]

Sad

Face

[umbral turret]

Trueeee

[keen igloo]

Just that they will be sending out more during the playtest whatever that means lol

[vivid oar]

Oh no several people talking

[soft crystal]

bro even if i had got access, download would be on 3%, and ur complaining about losing a game

[vivid oar]

Time to move to #mods

[umbral turret]

i guess its time to go out and touch some grass

[dire onyx]

wanna trade songs?

[austere crag]

I cannot imagine taking off work for a playtest when you didn't know if you would get in or not.

[dapper igloo]

mom said it's my turn on The Finals Playtest

[zenith bough]

great, a bit unused with the realistic movements, i usually play more fast paced like ow/fortnite but its fun

[compact dune]

GRASSSS

[austere crag]

Why not

[keen igloo]

Probably to prevent people from going nuts on the discord server i'd assume

[umbral turret]

[vivid oar]

Oooh

[zenith bough]

Im playing the small one with blinks, kinda like Tracer from OW

[vivid oar]

Nice!

[austere crag]

its not too bad bonelab is releasing in five hours

DID YOU GET IN

DAR

DID YOU

[vivid oar]

Darnoux crowned

[austere crag]

PLEASE SAY YES

[soft crystal]

@zenith bough progressiom system?

[lucid wren]

No mom said meeeee

[dire onyx]

i dont think you're ready to listen to speedcore.

Laur - Devils Machinegun

you'll have to listen to it on yt

[zenith bough]

Battle pass for clothing items

[vivid oar]

Darnoux did you get in

[cerulean sphinx]

Milk did you get in?

[vivid oar]

No way

Yess

[austere crag]

LETS GO!!!!

[austere crag]

Sadly no

[plucky hearth]

hes in

[vivid oar]

Ok darnoux got in I'm happy

[austere crag]

but iz alright

[dire onyx]

its the one with the big red skull

[soft crystal]

is the bp exclusively closed alpha?

[austere crag]

Lol

[minor walrus]

W Darn

[zenith bough]

no idea

[austere crag]

At least one of the old guard got in I can rest easy

[vivid oar]

Yeah haha

[lucid wren]

W darn

[cerulean sphinx]

Maybe I should have talked in discord more to rank up?

[austere crag]

mr bear san please invite me

[soft crystal]

because if yes thats a shame, imagine letting random people get exclusive items

[lucid wren]

Classic darn W

[umbral turret]

happy for you

[keen igloo]

nah it's all on steam discord has nothing to do with it afaik

[austere crag]

Your discord rank doesn't influence your chance to get into the alpha

If it did then everyone in rising star would've gotten in twice lmao

[granite stag]

I've never been in a playtest like this before so like do you get an email or what

[granite stag]

Same

[granite stag]

Battlefield 4 China Uprising

The Finals Korean Uprising

[lucid wren]

Not so if you have the EMBARK role I think your chances might be a little higher

[austere crag]

Steam emails you when you've been accepted into the playtest.

[zenith bough]

verticallity is great, there are ziplines, lifts, small planks, no fall dmg

[austere crag]

ZillaKami - Not Worth It

Lil Darkie - Bar Fight Music

Primus - The Fool who Follows the Fool

Axaero - Back In Town!

SOAD (System Of A Down) - Sugar

Jasiah - Surfs up, and Breakshit

[chilly haven]

how bout recoil

[dire onyx]

aye i love me some lil darkie

[zenith bough]

only playing with a small handheld pistol, not noticed anything

[austere crag]

his shit goes hard

[chilly haven]

ah okay

[tawny lantern]

346 players right now

[chilly haven]

huge

[austere crag]

Making a playtest chat when people don't know what a NDA is?

https://tenor.com/view/bold-strategy-dodgeball-cotton-strategy-tactics-gif-4957668

[lucid wren]

I only will play if the recoil is like brah brah brah then goes blrrrtblrrrt blrrt

[plucky hearth]

i was first message in #1025004556599435304 am now less sad

[dire onyx]

Hell yeah it does. amv is crazy

[austere crag]

(Coping Idea ok hear me out) People who break the NDA lose their game privs, and it gets given to someone else

(I'm coping hard rn ok)

[soft crystal]

lovely

[vivid oar]

Aight everyone break NDAs right now

[soft crystal]

me too

[vivid oar]

Lmaooo

Jkk

[austere crag]

LMFAO

[vivid oar]

Don't don that

[umbral turret]

there is a AK in the game

[austere crag]

If that was how it worked, I'd honestly be a lil happy to see people breaking it

[vivid oar]

Hahah

[zenith bough]

HP generates after X amount of secs out of combat

The statues are team colored and are for reviving

[soft crystal]

NDA BREAKER ALERT

give ur access to me

[buoyant fossil]

🤔we are allowed to talk about ot lol

[soft crystal]

immediately

[umbral turret]

from what is know yes

[austere crag]

I personally prefer How To Rob A Bank, and Bar Fight music, Still good though!

[dawn scaffold]

IF SOMEONE BROADCAST, CAN WE WATCH?

[buoyant fossil]

Have a playtest feedback channel with 0 cooldown.. Spam away at people complaining

[umbral turret]

but im not 100% sure

[umbral turret]

you can watch but you are not allowed to stream

[austere crag]

noises

I like the noises

[dire onyx]

bar fight its pretty good

[zenith bough]

no chat or voice chat what i can see

[dire onyx]

lol. Kicks played at a high bpm

[austere crag]

Honestly good choice of kick

P good

[dawn scaffold]

WHERE TO WATCH

[dire onyx]

Now imagine hearing that song and playing a rhythm game 🥶

[austere crag]

As someone who's played a little to many rhythm games

[umbral turret]

if anyone brakes NDA then you can watch

[austere crag]

my fingers are in fear

[umbral turret]

where i dont know

[dire onyx]

:) i wonder if I can map it on adofai

[austere crag]

WHAT IS

WRONG WITH YOU

[lucid wren]

Well guys I think it is time for me to put down the copium and go back to bed

[austere crag]

Gn friend!

[tawny lantern]

gn

[lucid wren]

Night !

[austere crag]

Who knows you might have had a delayed start

[dire onyx]

gonna be a level 21 map and i'll make it so gamma loop suffers specifically

[austere crag]

you might be able to get in later!

(coping is a hard thing to get rid of)

[zenith bough]

went from last place 600 coins to winners 11600coins by stealing an ATM from enemies

[dawn scaffold]

THIS GAME OF INVESTIGATION IS TOO MUCH, EVEN IF IT IS AT LEAST 1 MINUTE PLAYING VIDEO

[soft crystal]

ggs

[umbral turret]

dont spam caps pliss 🙂

[soft crystal]

@dire onyx this speedcore stuff is great

[austere crag]

5 minute slow mode on the main chat is painful

[dawn scaffold]

this is unfair, they need to show us the gameplay on twich-like platforms

[austere crag]

They don't need to show us anything they don't even need to let us play it

[umbral turret]

they dont need to do anything

[austere crag]

so is this the end for invites for today????!

What they need to do, is find the bugs so they can make the full release perfect!

[soft crystal]

Ill be mad if the current battle pass is closed alpha only

[austere crag]

We don't really know? I'm guessing they might hand out access every day, maybe every 12 hours.

[tawny lantern]

Progress will sure be reset

[austere crag]

if thats the case

pog

[soft crystal]

so i shouldnt even bother trying to grab exclusives if i get access

or is the bp free?

[dawn scaffold]

that would be great

[austere crag]

Coping with loud music and less loud music

[silver cargo]

5 min slowmode is cruel but good at the same time

[austere crag]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6qurujnkGDRnuhwSvrYYiW8xzFvjUgYe

the cope PL

[silver cargo]

I'm the only one who not available to react on messages anymore?

[vivid oar]

If you're sad that you didn't get in
Let me make it worse for you because just know that there are probably accounts that requested access 2 hours ago who got in but not us :D

[tawny lantern]

The real goal is to test the game and give feedback to the dev

[keen igloo]

not just you

[dire onyx]

Yooo you like speedcore now? Lets goooo!

here's some artists that make speedcore if ya want to know

Laur
Kobaryo
frums
camellia
m1dy
USAO
leaF
The quick brown fox

You could listen to Tool assisted speedcore (TQBF frames remix)

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-outrageous-unfair-gif-10552482

[soft crystal]

xddddd ty

[austere crag]

They disabled reactions for now

[vivid oar]

dammiotg

[warm loom]

Speaking of music Droeloe is a great edm artist that I can recommend to anyone

[silver cargo]

"Pin retailer" sounds awesome)

[soft crystal]

ikr but khm im a maximalist in these matters, i usually farm every cosmetic i possibly can

[granite stag]

@pastel jolt sorry for the ping but will an email pop up on steam whether we got it or not?

[zenith bough]

Round 2, respawn is at 110 second, cheezuz

[pastel jolt]

yup!

[zenith bough]

just check your steam if you can play or not

[granite stag]

Alright

[warm loom]

Thx

[granite stag]

I'm outside at the farmers market and stuck

That's why I'm here asking rather than checking myself

[austere crag]

[zenith bough]

oh rip ❤️

[austere crag]

I checked with my steam deck

Didn't get in 😔

F

[granite stag]

No steam deck players allowed kek

I'm jk

[vivid oar]

Fatherless
Motherless
Maidenless
Emailless
Keyless

[austere crag]

Where are my maidens

I'm as maidenless as a maidenless man can be

Back to Grinding For Honor and Project Zomboid I guess Q_q

[vivid oar]

I have a better chance of getting maidens than the key

[austere crag]

SAAAME

I am no longer happy

Into each life some rain must fall But too much is fallin' on mine.

[vivid oar]

why am i still refreshing steam even tho its already over for now

im going throuigh the stages of grief in reverse order

1. acceptance

[austere crag]

coping is hard

YEAH

[strong sundial]

lmao same

[austere crag]

@pastel jolt Good luck today with all this madness Buddy! ❤️

Its "Oh well, theres always next time." to mad

[granite stag]

Walking wishdasher moment

[austere crag]

FR

I have no grief just pure focused will.

[vivid oar]

lmfao

[austere crag]

Im waiting for this key like a soliders wife in 1945 is for her husband

[buoyant fossil]

Im right there with you. I an going to go to work early lol

[austere crag]

I'm on my Grindset. I am grinding for access I will aquire it.

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-ps3-gif-door-gif-7633523

[buoyant fossil]

👀

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

I love this gif lol

[granite stag]

My aim in finals when I get in the finals when the finals get in me when the beta alpha access when the

[strong sundial]

There are the newbies waiting one whole day for the access and crying for not getting it, and then there are us, the OGs who accept it right away.

[austere crag]

https://tenor.com/view/ggs-i-had-a-lot-of-fun-you-should-kill-yourself-ltg-low-tier-god-gif-24415448

[vivid oar]

500 people eh

[austere crag]

and none of them are us

[dire onyx]

alright well goodnight peoples

[austere crag]

lmk how that ends up llmfao

[umbral turret]

[dire onyx]

im goin bed

[vivid oar]

theres probs 2k keys given out i bet

[granite stag]

I only came yesterday but some people are so fucking entitled

[austere crag]

It is currently not going all that well

[buoyant fossil]

😭 I love how majority of the people that have been waitong get shafted

[ruby cairn]

Hello everyone is this the hangout

[austere crag]

I applied this morning

jes

Its most likely due to the inflation of the random chance

[dire onyx]

yeah right?

[granite stag]

I applied an hour after the trailer dropped

[silk bolt]

I signed up like a week ago, promptly forgot about it and just got the email to notify me that I got in.

[ruby cairn]

milk did you get in?

[austere crag]

months ago

[austere crag]

Sadly noy

[granite stag]

Nice

[ruby cairn]

did Swa get in ?

[austere crag]

No

[soft crystal]

so doesnt matter if i applied yesterday evening, still have chance

[vivid oar]

I signed up like a week ago, promptly forgot about it and didnt get the email to notify me that I got in.

[dawn scaffold]

Will early access codes continue to be distributed?

[austere crag]

Its alright tho tbh, I just the people that did have fun!

but they did say its random so it probably has nothing to do with when you applied

[silk bolt]

but I will install the playtest straight away tonight and do my best to help make this the best game it can be 💪

[austere crag]

I signed up like a month ago, never forgot about it, and didn't get the email to notify me that I got in.

[austere crag]

We support your cause! o7

[granite stag]

I'll be waiting for some underground dude to post the code up

[molten lily]

i had fun meming in here, thats all i got for today. and im not even mad ! 😄

[austere crag]

are you invited?

[silk bolt]

yes

[granite stag]

Or to post a gameplay

[buoyant fossil]

Thats okay. I am seeing people they signed in yesterday and got access

[strong sundial]

Same, maybe we are just down the whole list, so we won't get in 💀

[austere crag]

give it to me

[granite stag]

In the meantime look at this

[austere crag]

jk have fun

[austere crag]

It hurts, but we just have to accept it

[silk bolt]

no it's on my steam account 😦 i need that for... uh... games

[soft crystal]

correct mentality, lucky you having that, im mad af

[granite stag]

Mf said he had an extra key and did all that just to call me a damn weeb

[austere crag]

Why are you messaging people Frac

[vivid oar]

sadge

[granite stag]

Bro said dm me if you need a key

[pastel jolt]

is someone claiming they have keys to sell?

[granite stag]

So I did

[buoyant fossil]

Gullible lol

[austere crag]

can I buy a key

[granite stag]

He said he had 2 so I said hey why not

[silk bolt]

also how do i get that yellow name role (sorry for noob)

[ruby cairn]

[soft crystal]

there are no keys

[austere crag]

Ya gotta be active here!

[austere crag]

Messages.

[granite stag]

I proudly take the L cause I fell for it

[ruby cairn]

yellow name is rank just talk a lot

[austere crag]

Talk more and youll level up!

[silk bolt]

do messages in this offtopic channel count?

[austere crag]

I have experience in game dev i made a street fighter clone in javascript I can give good feedback :(

[buoyant fossil]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[austere crag]

The Cyan rank is the big one

[granite stag]

My bad

[austere crag]

the Finalist *

[soft crystal]

steam accounts can request access and if they get in, the game will jsut pop up in steam library

no keys

[austere crag]

I cannot overtake Rockhound

[granite stag]

I wouldn't know this is my first time applying for a playtest

[silk bolt]

yeah you get an email directly from steam to notify you that the playtest has been added to your library. no keys, nothing to redeem, just bam straight access.

[ruby cairn]

today is a sad day for our brothers

[granite stag]

I mean play apex

[ruby cairn]

It’s like that SpongeBob meme with squidward watching them play outside

[soft crystal]

mine too, just read messages on main channel

[austere crag]

its okay, we may take the L today, but tomorrow holds new prospects

[granite stag]

Today an L

Tomorrow's an O

And the day after Is an L

[lapis blade]

Yeah, I only signed up yesterday and got an invite about 20 minutes ago

[granite stag]

So we get a LOL

[austere crag]

they could be doing the whole, give access during the play test aswell

[granite stag]

!

[ruby cairn]

very true brother there’s days more to come and I’m sure other tests to come too!

[austere crag]

I don't take Ws

I only exclusively take Ls to remind me of where I came from

Amen

[austere crag]

-100 Sanity

Testing Resolve

🙏

...

...

...

[granite stag]

Literally me

[austere crag]

Greedy!!!

[granite stag]

Kinda jealous but still nice

[austere crag]

I play too much Darkest Dungeon

[lapis blade]

Hehe. I'm as surprised as you

[lucid wren]

Me 3

[silk bolt]

is there a duration for the playtest?

or open-ended

[granite stag]

Oct 3

[ruby cairn]

it’s until October 3rd

[granite stag]

Is when it ends

[silk bolt]

ah ok ty

[austere crag]

maybe we get an invite tomorrow

I'm just accepting I will not get in

[lucid wren]

This sounds like something drake would say

[austere crag]

At least Darnoux got in that's enough for me.

[austere crag]

I mean steam does use a list based randomizer I think

[granite stag]

Something drake stole off eminem

[austere crag]

so its possible

[austere crag]

fr

If Dar didn't get it

They should've gotten a couple more mods from somewhere before the test started

I would've lost it

[granite stag]

Fuck

Dude someone uploaded a gameplay vid

Of the finals

[austere crag]

I just hope Cal gets in

[ruby cairn]

LOL

[austere crag]

Feel sorry for Blues just holding the line by themselves.

[austere crag]

LMFAO

[granite stag]

The gameplay looks slick af

[ruby cairn]

nda takedown incoming

[granite stag]

I'm even more mad now

[austere crag]

L

[tawny lantern]

hard to believe haha

[silk bolt]

that was always gonna happen, every playtest/closed alpha/etc has leaks

[violet gate]

[pastel jolt]

can you give more info on that?

[granite stag]

FUCKKKKKK

[pastel jolt]

.

[austere crag]

LMFAO

[violet gate]

💀

[austere crag]

lmao

[tawdry socket]

Bruh

[austere crag]

Sir. Please give the officer the details of the crime that has been committed

[austere crag]

(Literal Crime btw)

[granite stag]

Heh

[zenith bough]

I won! 😄

[ruby cairn]

one key revoked one more added to the pool

[tawny lantern]

true

[austere crag]

Pain

[austere crag]

if that was how it worked

[thin estuary]

Hi! Maybe its been asked already, but when do we know if we got access to the alpha? : D Thanks a lot!

[austere crag]

I'd be dancing

I don't care about you square Enix

[granite stag]

https://youtu.be/xfr64zoBTAQ

Gameplay vid

[candid portal]

Me with live nation concerts pain

[austere crag]

[austere crag]

Check your steam library, and your email.

[ruby cairn]

[austere crag]

Y'know

[tawny lantern]

i'm not getting troll today

[austere crag]

Frac are you alright

Ylang Ylang is really good

I love the piano

mm

[granite stag]

I tried to salvage my prank

[austere crag]

It's a 12 year old video lmao

piano tasteeee

[austere crag]

Don't lie that's uncool

Cool Cat taught you better than that.

[lucid wren]

Wat da heck man

Why wud you do dis

[austere crag]

But fr tho, don't lie about that, cause breaking NDA is literally a crime lmfao

[granite stag]

If people were gullible enough to click the vid they deserved the roll like me with the code

[granite stag]

I see your point

[silk bolt]

i am going to have so little patience with my daughter tonight lmao. "daddy loves you baby but please go to sleep i have important videogame to play"

[austere crag]

That is a terrible way of thinking of things

[austere crag]

LMFAO

THAT IS AMAZING

[thin estuary]

Oh I got it!! Thanks! Also, does somebody know when can you play today?

[ruby cairn]

Now

If you have access

[austere crag]

I love your pfp btw

[austere crag]

A hour ago if you got in. Runs for another 3 days.

[zenith bough]

relatable, mid through my game my oldest son came home and I got a lil cranky when he started making demands 😅

[granite stag]

Does the nda state anywhere you can't let others use someone else's acc

[ruby cairn]

well that’s against steam TOS

[silk bolt]

thanks!

[granite stag]

But that's steam not the finals nda

[austere crag]

true

[lucid wren]

Dude

[austere crag]

but still illegal

I still wouldn't do it lol

same

I wish I were a bird

Just have patience dood

[lucid wren]

Up to no good mister frac

[zenith bough]

There are two battle pass options at the same time: Iseul-t or OSPUZE

[granite stag]

I wouldn't do it either but its a question that just came to mind

[tawny lantern]

Don't give an hearth attack to Blues like this

[granite stag]

Relax I'm not willing to commit a crime

[austere crag]

Most of us who didn't' get in were here for weeks

[zenith bough]

You get either the Bias Wrecker gear, or the Cowboy equipment

[granite stag]

Unless it's looking hot as fuck

[lucid wren]

There is a battle pass in the pre alpha???

[austere crag]

and we still waiting smh

[austere crag]

Can you go down both paths or does it look like it get locked out?

so wait with us

patience young Padawan

[granite stag]

Wait no I'm not eligible for that crime

[austere crag]

young eggowan

[zenith bough]

Yes, or what you want to call it. You unlock points by winning matches, you can purchase gear for it and then there is a credit card currency 🤷

[granite stag]

Mischievous intentions

[austere crag]

yo dis shi look like the battle pass

[granite stag]

Main question

[lucid wren]

Are there real money purchases in game already???

[granite stag]

Does the progress carry

It should if it's asking to pay

[buoyant fossil]

Lol why would it

[zenith bough]

no, i tried to "purchase" a store item and it said insuffience funds, cant find how to add funds

[vivid oar]

Reach the finals.com/cart

[granite stag]

You're just like me

Broke

[austere crag]

O-o already spending money it seems

[granite stag]

[lucid wren]

https://tenor.com/view/money-shutup-take-gif-7953571

[granite stag]

Is the gameplay as good as it looked in the trailee

Or is that nda'd too

Finally reaching home

[zenith bough]

Not used to this type of shooters, but it was fun, and once you get the hang of it, it was great

[austere crag]

is it over

what

[granite stag]

Can't wait to see I didn't get put in the playtest

[granite stag]

What do you normally play?

[zenith bough]

overwatch, fortnite, neon white type of shooters

More leaning into the unrealistic type

[granite stag]

Oh so it's kinda slowish on the gun play?

[zenith bough]

But there was this moment during Round 2 when the gravity got low

[granite stag]

Hyperscape moment

[zenith bough]

Not really, but more movement style. Characters move / jump / dash a realistic amount. TTK on big guys is just 2-4 sec with a hand gun

[granite stag]

So it IS like apex?

[austere crag]

I would guess it is

gameplay looks fast paced

[weary ivy]

@vivid oar did you get in?

[zenith bough]

Oh, i forgot about apex. Haven't played it for years. Yes it's Apex in a city location, lots of verticality

[vivid oar]

Nope

[granite stag]

I wanna be crushed under two concrete walls

But instead of concrete it's a girls thighs

[zenith bough]

You dont sprint very fast, but there are ziplines, lifts etc to get up higher

[weary ivy]

Same here, remember me talking about crying in a corner?

[vivid oar]

Haha yeah

[weary ivy]

guess what I'm doing right now

[slim swan]

@granite stag AYOOOO

[vivid oar]

Norway

Noway

[silk bolt]

how big is the game file?

[weary ivy]

lmao

[zenith bough]

10.8GB

[granite stag]

YOOOOO

[vivid oar]

Good stuff

Congrats haha

[silk bolt]

nice

[granite stag]

Swa if I get a code I'll family share with you np

[weary ivy]

LMFAO

[zenith bough]

A thing that really was "un-nice" is that you got a gun + 3 items, and they are only accesible by pressing 1,2,3,4 on keyboard. You cant scroll on the wheel between them

[weary ivy]

me too please 😭

[ruby cairn]

Maybe leybinds will change that

[granite stag]

No setting mode?

[buoyant fossil]

Probably change later

[slim swan]

So I didn't get an email. 😦 Kind of disappointed. Maybe next time then.

[pliant orbit]

i'm glad that number keys are the default but yeah a scroll option would be nice for people who prefer it

[granite stag]

Me who runs a 60 keyboard will have a hard time

[zenith bough]

In settings you have "Mouse sensitivity" and "Invert Y axis"

[vivid oar]

Sameeee

[tawny lantern]

Man of culture I see

[weary ivy]

They're sending emails throughout the playtest, we still might get in

Do not lose hope

[pliant orbit]

any graphical settings we can adjust?

[vivid oar]

People are like press insert IM LIKE I DONT HAVE INSERT BIXH

[buoyant fossil]

I got an email...

And it is just to remind me to pay my credit card

[vivid oar]

Haha

[buoyant fossil]

Insert is enter

[zenith bough]

FOV up to 110, and view distance, AA, shadow, post process, texture, effects, foliage, shading, global illumination

[slim swan]

@weary ivy Okay I see. Thanks.

[weary ivy]

I got an email, it was just my friend saying he got into the finals

[vivid oar]

I have ducky one mini

[silk bolt]

LOL

cruel

[vivid oar]

So it's like FN+:

[tawny lantern]

rude

[granite stag]

I used to run a tkl

Shifted to 60 cause smol

[vivid oar]

How's the game?

Got potential?

[weary ivy]

Darnoux please enlighten us

[vivid oar]

Ayyyy

[weary ivy]

woooo

[slim swan]

Is it better than 2042?

[weary ivy]

good to know

[vivid oar]

That's all I needed

[pliant orbit]

very nice, thanks. Big performance boost from ultra to low?

[granite stag]

My nuts in a grinder are better than 2042

Fr

[weary ivy]

Same here, still wanna collapse buildings though ;(

[tawny lantern]

I'm currently rocking a 70%, that I made my self

[slim swan]

@granite stag LOL that's dumb sad.

[zenith bough]

I've only played on High (was set by default) haven't had time to mess around with the settings and how it alters the game. Need to do some work now 😅 Will deffo mess around tonight

[weary ivy]

Wait a second do mods get guaranteed access?

WHERE ARE THE MOD APPS

[slim swan]

In the trailers there's a guy that literally just runs through building apparently.

[granite stag]

0.1 second footage of it

[granite stag]

Noice

Did you use glorious components?

[vivid oar]

Mods are official staff of embark so maybe

[granite stag]

Not even a maybe

[weary ivy]

😱

[tawny lantern]

Just the travel case

[silk bolt]

speaking of embark employess, never seen a game server with this many actual devs online

[zenith bough]

I thought they weren't

[silk bolt]

pretty poggers

[pliant orbit]

ah no worries, do let us know when you fiddle with them

[vivid oar]

Community managers

[twin cobalt]

Are we talking keyboards over here`?

[zenith bough]

My first game I played with inger_Embark

[granite stag]

They made the game happen so they have the right?

[silk bolt]

i meant the discord lol

[granite stag]

A bit

[zenith bough]

Yeah, I know, but meant that I actually met one in the game as well

[ruby cairn]

For names do they just pull your steam name?

[weary ivy]

I'm stuck over here playing siege and freezing every 3 fucking seconds

[zenith bough]

Yep, and icon

[weary ivy]

Maybe I'll play insurgency sandstorm

[twin cobalt]

You playing ranked`?

[slim swan]

I'll play some sleep.

[silk bolt]

that doesn't surprise me, there's 500 ppl online and there's 10+ devs playing rn based on discord rich presence alone

[granite stag]

Beat

[weary ivy]

Nah I would but I can't even play unranked without getting major lag spikes

[granite stag]

The meat

Into ground beef

[zenith bough]

Was only 80~ online at that time haha

[twin cobalt]

That is unlucky