⚡┇the-finals-chat

[twilit sapphire]

Yes they have indeed i love daggerrrrrr yesssss 🤤

[pliant junco]

so how do you plant the banner

[midnight briar]

Can still team shoot someone u pull for basically an instant 2v3 and move cash mid steal…

[untold bobcat]

What did they do, remove goo backstab again 😂 classic EmbArk 💯

[sharp vapor]

when am i getting training from skul and sugi fr

im trying to be good enough to solo queue ruby

[lofty anchor]

not really, can still manipulate cashouts and stuff, but best they can do is just remove it and think of another spec cuz winch isn't healthy on one of the class that has the most hp and some of the best cqc guns

[lucid island]

thank god they nerfed vanish bomb
the cooldown was way too fast

[untold bobcat]

Give heavy more ass

[hallow bobcat]

I see FCAR everywhere, if not the clones of AKM, XB, P90

Heavy, everyone usually uses either Shak or Lewis

[twilit sapphire]

What ab powershift

[midnight briar]

Yeah u ain’t seeing that thing till dia usually. Only seen it in casual like 20 times ever too

[plucky beacon]

Yea cloak is a joke. Let alone all the sensors people use and glitch mines that knock you out of it and burn the recharge. People watch YouTube while playing and have the game set to 480p and then act like cloak is OP when they dont see/ hear it.

[lofty anchor]

you got charge and mesh

[gaunt gazelle]

we already have this

[lofty anchor]

which arguably are much better on powershift than winch

[keen heath]

less invisibility makes me happy

[scenic breach]

let heavy yeet lights

[white light]

goo now breaks almost instantly on contant w a contestant, can't use it to catch dash lights anymore

[twilit sapphire]

i mean yea but why would finals make a ablity that ONLY WORKS on other gamemodes

[hallow bobcat]

I will say this, though. What they missed out on for an opportunity is giving the MGL32 to Medium and having the Heavy explosive weapon be a commando rocket launcher

[twilit sapphire]

also winchclaw can make sure that the heavy doesnt let a light that was attacking him on the point run away

[untold bobcat]

Damnnnn, tbh if i ever met a dash light i just avoided the fight, but that's annoying that they did that to goo

[lucid island]

I honestly wish there were more ways to manip cashout than just winch and gravity cube

[lofty anchor]

then tell them to remove or decrease the stun of winch

[silk vigil]

Did anyone else notice they removed some of the revolver animations???

[hallow bobcat]

That is probably the only time I would ever actually consider a new weapon

[velvet epoch]

rip

[paper idol]

when my schedule allows it I’ll prolly go back to full time coaching but rn I only got time to coach vanguard

[silk vigil]

Atleast, they removed the option to purchase them.

[midnight briar]

Just throw yourself around instead

[lofty anchor]

I mean theres demat jump pad

[twilit sapphire]

but then what offensive purpose would it have? The heavy wouldnt have a effective way to stop anyone from running

[silk vigil]

Why are you YELLOW

[sharp vapor]

crying for real. need that comp players guide to enjoy the game

[hallow bobcat]

Way away away from here I'll beeeeeee

[velvet epoch]

This is old

[lofty anchor]

lockbolt exists son

[round sleet]

maybe if they whitelist more pros, the player numbers will go up 🤡

[sharp vapor]

cause im chinese

[golden marten]

add you can also goo grenade and not worry HOLY PEAK SCREAM FOR ME

[velvet epoch]

[midnight briar]

Colorblind settings

[scenic breach]

all im saying, a LMH team where the heavy goes on a bounce pad carrying a grapple sword light and just throws him at som1 would be fucking hilarious

[silk vigil]

Ah, I figured, just wasn’t entirely certain

[drowsy iris]

i sadly do use spear

[twilit sapphire]

which is easily avoidable, funny thing you can cancel it by throwing a vase or literally any destructable item at it to block its hitscan

[velvet epoch]

Nah man appoh will say that isnt happening wdym

[twilit sapphire]

just gotta time it right

[drowsy iris]

holy shit guys what do i do

[midnight briar]

Prepare for cookie clickers esports

[golden marten]

LMAOO i knew theres a reason I liked you dude come here *daps and hugs

[round sleet]

oh yeah i forgot, trader joe jesus said it isnt so so it must be true

[untold bobcat]

Welcome to the pro league, if you're not racist toxic or misogynistic you're not welcome bud

[golden marten]

https://klipy.com/gifs/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-2--k01KR11YXVP1VQ76V2DE99B89HB

[drowsy iris]

*kisses

[distant heron]

impieux quit 😭

[lofty anchor]

I mean idk how far away a heavy is trying to lockbolt you but most of em do it close enough where avoiding it wont really work

[forest saddle]

and ANOTHER light nerf 🗣️

[radiant stratus]

Hi

[golden marten]

https://klipy.com/gifs/koong-koongbg--k01KR11ZN96HV8JV3R73HRCMHX4

[bright wind]

So wait, let me get this straight: I woke up to find out that you also added the Holy Hand Grenade!?!?! I love you guys so much!

[drowsy iris]

ts ragebaiting me rn

[untold bobcat]

No wayyyyy ,donk quit CS to play THE FINALS

[golden marten]

aight ill stop

[radiant stratus]

YES i did

[forest saddle]

can i rizz u

[midnight briar]

“We destroyed a spec and now poeple don’t use it so let’s destroy a gadget too”

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-rizz-me-dont-come-by-ohio-were-done-gif-14458148554272376168

[hallow bobcat]

I thought you almost said Highguard >_>

[drowsy iris]

embark moment

[stuck goblet]

The Wheel is back!

[twilit sapphire]

well thats kinda where im like telling yoy the problem arises, dash lights basically
Make it useless

[drowsy iris]

that dagger skin looks clean

[errant prairie]

Thank you I was about to ask for the rewards lol

[forest saddle]

"Dev Note: Despite being fairly popular, the Akimbo Pistols tend to underperform compared to most Heavy weapons. This change is a small nudge to try and help their viability a little."
ah yes, heavy needs more buffs and powerful weapons 🗣️

[errant prairie]

Deagles are already very good though 😭

[forest saddle]

at least shockwave is back to being good... hopefully

[lofty anchor]

dash light does not make lockbolt useless, it shoots and can active fast enough that any normal player won't be able to react to it, plus what about medium and heavy data reshaper would take too long and ig heavy could dome or something

[forest saddle]

no no, heavy is so weak, so underpowered, they needed the akimbo buff!!!!!

[white light]

5 million heavy buffs

[midnight briar]

I want them to apply vanish nerf to the other 20 things that have been hard meta since launch… why no dome, c4, rpg nerf. Why no bounce, defib, healbeam nerf. Why no h infuser, gateway nerf. They fr said “this one thing is being used so let’s nerf only it”

[rare tinsel]

Holy peak update

[drowsy iris]

they need to make the new ltm map conditions the normal for starshit hollow

[white light]

rework winch

[noble root]

rework the finals

[midnight briar]

Rehire a dev team

[storm trench]

rework life

[twilit sapphire]

data reshaper is instant, at least to my eyes

[forest saddle]

cant wait for dash to lose 67% speed 🗣️

[lofty anchor]

referring by the time you actually pull the tablet out, idk if it still has that long delay like demat does

[smoky raft]

Why are these people on TDM?
Go play Dragon's Claim, it's peak.

[sharp prism]

is ranked working for you guys?

[golden marten]

okay it takes a lot to make spear spin not work

[lofty anchor]

by the time you do reshape it said heavy is probably barrel stuffing you with a sa12 lol

[wooden condor]

where can i find people to play with?

[midnight briar]

-lfg

[sinful lion]

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[stuck goblet]

they finally added a skeleton but encased him in gelatin

[rapid zinc]

where can i find a cheesburger

[forest saddle]

earth

[twilit sapphire]

nah im pretty sure its a quick change, i dont have delay when i use it at all

[wooden condor]

here kitty u can has cheesburker

[white light]

i love lockbolt it makes the heavy inclined to push towards me rather then me having to come to him

[rapid zinc]

meow...?

[lucid island]

looks like one of those dummies they use to test weapons on

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-kitty-you-can-have-cheeze-burger-cheeze-burger-cheese-burger-cat-cheeze-burger-waaaah-gif-908456608424471001

[cold belfry]

Those exist, they test weapons with it

[wooden condor]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[twilit sapphire]

LOL, bro cant wait to use that dagger

[lofty anchor]

hmm maybe they did fix the delay on it cuz I remember it being as slow as demat

[white light]

it looks sick. might just buy it w multibucks

[twilit sapphire]

yea nah they probably buffed it while you didnt use it

[midnight briar]

I’d like to safely say this is in the top 3 worst patches

[twilit sapphire]

??? What dagger you talkin ab me? Im jus a bunny boy wit my carrot

[lofty anchor]

needed, i remember people always complaining abt the delay😭

[final roost]

guys , how much does the upd weight cuz frist it showed 8gb and then turned magicaly to 27 , idk if i have issues or its its as is should be

[white light]

new one in the event

[forest saddle]

yeah cuz winch didnt get a buff

[twilit sapphire]

ohhhh ehhhh not fo me

[livid walrus]

hear me out they remove reshaper and turn it into a specialisation with demat

[sand mantle]

6 min ranked queue also for you?

[whole ridge]

Aww hell nah

[wooden condor]

its prob fixing corrupt files

[midnight briar]

It’s actually shit changes and then a nothing burger at the same time… and it’s a mid season patch

[lofty anchor]

only dagger skil I'll use is the 1 I got from the Halloween wheel last Halloween

[smoky raft]

Is it one golden ticket per duplicate rolled, or is it every three like before?
Either way it's peak imo

[nocturne goblet]

If you land on a dupe, that spot turns into a gold ticket.

[sinful mason]

bro tryna nerf everything to make the game boring asf LOL

[forest saddle]

im still waiting for cm marshall vs communist marshall

[noble root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368997737588199467/1451959843194798233/attachment.gif

[stuck goblet]

The Halloween event had a perfect reward structure. The Wheel ends up always having some items not get picked that you need to pay for to finish the track

[smoky raft]

It's fine this time
You're still guaranteed to get everything, you just have a chance of getting it faster
(I think you might be able to miss some stuff if you get like 90% duplicates, but at that point the world just has it out for you)

[grim raft]

that one was very cool

[midnight briar]

Do u and the dev team know buffing bad things is just as influential as nerfing good things?

[neon coral]

@white light Any suggestions for replacing goo on dagger?

[rare tinsel]

Update good ?

[midnight briar]

Top 3 most nothing burger patch

[smoky raft]

Oh, like it just gives you one, or landing on it a second time gives you one?
It's a lot better than before, anyways

[livid walrus]

goo is esential icl its either gateway or vanish ur replacing

[nocturne goblet]

The spot turns into a gold ticket, if you land on it (again), you get the ticket and can immediately spin for a guaranteed new item.

[grim raft]

stop whining buddy, this is the biggest update in a while with MAJOR meta changes!

[smoky raft]

Cool
Thank you!

[neon coral]

.>

[white light]

goo is still a neccesity due to it being instant cover and movement, just cant catch people in it anymore

[livid walrus]

i forgot what the reworked stun gun is acolled but you can use that instead of vanish and shi

[midnight briar]

Only thing that changed is what game I will be playing

[uneven plume]

Vanish bomb already was ran less thatn Hinfuser glitch gateway together so im kinda shocked that it was nerfed a bit

[grim raft]

I will miss this ❤️

[uneven plume]

also, what use is this Spear

Increased the cap on how many player targets a spin attack can hit from 8 to 24

[grim raft]

cookie clicker esports team grind incoming?

[neon coral]

So in other words.. I should replace it with tracking dart.

[midnight briar]

That one time I made fun of volk for rolling a dupe then got 4 first spin dupes in a row

[white light]

not players. entities.
spear suffered from a lot of noreg issues when a lot of debris/ dagdets were around

[whole ridge]

These patch notes are honestly kinda good

[twilit sapphire]

Dome is way beyond fine as it is dude, that thing can last for literally only 2 seconds if a full team is firing on it, not too mych of a HEAVY op tool

[livid walrus]

yo spear pmo it lowk doesnt need a buff its js rly high skill and if you think it needs a buff ur either too uncreative or its a skill issue icl

[white light]

it would be pretty funny ngl

[versed silo]

are the servers down for anyone else

[twilit sapphire]

gateway is also perfectly fine, enemies can use it too, its not a good escape tool and people landin grenade techs wit it is RARE

[sullen granite]

so my golden ticket is gone

[white light]

it didnt get a buff just a bug fix

[nocturne goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/staringsoldiercatok-gif-2130370366885478984

[chilly holly]

Embark forgetting CL-40😭😭😭

[livid walrus]

i cannot for the life of me hit consistent hipfire tracking

[sullen granite]

i got it from the wheel, and it just doesnt give me anything

[grim raft]

I like the smiley face on this achievement

[neon coral]

:(

[livid walrus]

which dagger skin is the best tho

[white light]

lvl13

[whole ridge]

Pencil

[midnight briar]

The problem they listed was usage not viability, and dome, rpg, c4, defib, bounce, gateway, glitch, and h infuser are all used way more than vanish.

[livid walrus]

holy you hvae it?

[neon coral]

Personally I say the Cinquedea, but that's just me.

[neon coral]

Me too.

[drowsy iris]

YES YIPEEE

[chilly holly]

...

[stuck goblet]

Cookie Clicker Esports

[midnight briar]

We’re so back

[untold bobcat]

Cookie clicker ruby

[whole ridge]

If any change I would make it should activate automatically 1 second after throw instead of being ground related

[livid walrus]

its so rough trying to get it

i lowk forgot abt the dagger skins i have exmas so i havent played in like a good month

[stuck goblet]

They should have buffed cloak tbh

[neon coral]

._. Yeah. Especially with the indirect nerfs.

[untold bobcat]

Rocket, tiny dagger, cheese slicer and pencil are my rotation

[uneven plume]

im just glad I can get a crown now without supporting a shitty esports team

[white light]

better shout super hard abt it now before it gets forgotten

[midnight briar]

They could also just realize they over nerfed cloak almost 2 years ago and admit they’re wrong too

[livid walrus]

what nerfs? Sry im out of the loop

[sharp vapor]

yo this new mode fucking sucks lmao

[livid walrus]

what even is the new mode???????

[versed mason]

#game-announcements message

[livid walrus]

oh shi thx

[whole ridge]

We’re we talking about dome or cloak???

[chilly holly]

I already pinged @sacred sage @gloomy trail @bitter cedar and didn't got any reply

[untold bobcat]

S12

[steep raven]

i despised the wheel spin event

[green goblet]

Another round of dogshit changes to the game 🌞

[chilly holly]

I guess it is intended at this point

[noble root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1495248563180146728/apk7c5.gif

[neon coral]

Haha ah.. Goo, vanish, turret multi hit, dash nerf, gate nerf a season ago, some other things I don't remember.

[midnight briar]

I was on cloak, but I can see how both messages can be used for both 😭

[white light]

DEVS PLS LISTEN TO THIS PERSON FIX CL40

[untold bobcat]

It's coming with the mgl rework

[edgy dawn]

Anyone able to open the game? Stuck on a loading screen

[livid walrus]

holy

[chilly holly]

Maybe CL-40 is not pump action and should have 200 RPM(btw 200 RPM is actually mentioned as CL-40 firerate and it's like triple of current one)

[edgy dawn]

I updated my game

[sharp vapor]

basically a medieval themed 5v5 with locked loadouts.

[livid walrus]

son

[stuck goblet]

Only 6 more weeks until melee buffs

[loud tartan]

server down?

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/sonion-gif-4370030053602687111

[livid walrus]

where is the dragon

[white light]

"buffs"

[livid walrus]

where is the walk through castle?

[steep raven]

[neon coral]

"Buffs" He says.

[sharp vapor]

lmao

[livid walrus]

we basiaclly got a medieval village and then all the promotion was abt a castle

[chilly holly]

CL-40 actually need to have 210 RPM(current is like 70RPM) #PLEASEFIXCL-40 @white light

[signal yacht]

is chimera a projectile?

[livid walrus]

i was so hyped i bought like all the knight bundles js for nun

[white light]

no

[chilly holly]

No

[untold bobcat]

It's rounds per mile not minute, it's intended

[midnight briar]

Hitscan because “controller players are to bad to lead shots”

[signal yacht]

bit odd isn't it

[chilly holly]

True

[steep raven]

i used to be a fan of medieval theme since mordhau but not anymore

[signal yacht]

it should be slightly faster than recurve bow or it becomes a projectile at a certain range

[velvet epoch]

[chilly holly]

Should be, maybe full projectile.

[velvet epoch]

ok i might buy that

[livid walrus]

makes no sense for it to not be projectile

[neon coral]

I agree, similar to sniper, but starting at about mid range.

[untold bobcat]

It's ancient medieval magic doofus

[west violet]

Since season 5

[neon coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[livid walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084866075910471801/1084888843951542362/attachment-1-1-1.gif

[stuck goblet]

Crybabies ngl

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/socialyurii-gif-14740120380921592546

[pliant junco]

yeah I wont lie it's kinda mid but the dragon is cool

[midnight briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1493612099363147806/attachment.gif

[grizzled shuttle]

bro the new event is so boring, it all comes down who has the best weapon and that is obviously the sledgehammer (that can one shot)

[grand brook]

"Ill keep outperforming an overwhelmingly majority of players"

[untold bobcat]

Not me though I'm rubin 1

[uneven plume]

I usually dont play this game in the winter time but I should because it sure does put out a lot of heat at 300fps

[stuck goblet]

The Sledgehammer meta is too oppressive

[untold bobcat]

6767fps minimum

[arctic apex]

You’re rubbing 1 what?

[livid walrus]

holy cornball

[untold bobcat]

Ich bin rubin 1

[tacit dust]

Rest in peace all googun mains

[neon coral]

Must nerf sledge. We nerf sledge indirectly so people don't know we hate melee. Nerf sledge.

[uneven plume]

The .50 dispersion change seems kinda pointless

[untold bobcat]

Nein ist impossible WAS!??

https://tenor.com/view/socialyurii-gif-14740120380921592546

[chilly holly]

BRUH, .5 DEALGES WERE ALREADY DOING GREAT, STOP CRYING WHILE EATING ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET.

[turbid sonnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1476330871828254722/1489707122286399752/togif.gif?width=1499&height=1133

[tall cipher]

Dude this last update almost bluescreened my pc

[untold bobcat]

Ma drilla Dont kill the poopenfarten

[neon coral]

Bruh.

[white light]

no way

[stuck goblet]

95% of complaints people have with this game can be solved by getting better at the game

[tall cipher]

it was stuck in 99% and would get those audio glitches when you're about to bluescreen

[midnight briar]

Blue screened the games life cycle

[livid walrus]

real

[glad shard]

[neon coral]

Live feed of them silencing us.

[white light]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1984-yvcLAZqb1gQco

[midnight briar]

The servers

[uneven plume]

I dont really care as I dont play deagles however them missing like 30% of the shots hipfired from 10m on a stationary target is kinda a joke and to follow up with that no I dont give a shit about cl40 I hope it stays bad

[tall cipher]

who

[chilly holly]

Did I said anything about CL-40 here

[neon coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[uneven plume]

yap yap

[glad shard]

Might be a you problem ngl

[untold bobcat]

Bro, I'm directly connected to the servers through fibre optic cable, skill issue on your part

[uneven plume]

Its not but ok.

[livid walrus]

money issue

[uneven plume]

Deagles are never hipfired, the change was pointless and barely did anything

[chilly holly]

Well it's on you, deagles is one of best weapon in heavy arsenal with Shak, SA1216 and it's not on me that you are missing potential out

[midnight briar]

T1 thought my setup was peak so it must be on them

[glad shard]

It is but ok

[white light]

dagger consistently noregs in certain situations due to server desync no matter how good your internet is

[honest jay]

you still alive

[chilly holly]

Yes

[untold bobcat]

Yes, I've actually invented time travle cables just so I get -10ms ping on my games allowing me to see the opponents move before they do it

[neon coral]

If only they did something about that.

[uneven plume]

I never said they were bad, you should try reading comprehension, I said the change to the hipfire was pointless as they are never hipfired.

[south roost]

You aim down sights when someone's literally in touching distance?

[snow badger]

It's a valid point...

[chilly holly]

I can watch ekazo hipfires it sometime, does ekazo has skill issue then

[untold bobcat]

Was??!! Impossible dagger has no flaws. The 180 was completely deserved, embarks servers are impeccable bruden

[snow badger]

If someone is THAT close, you ain't missing anyway

[honest patrol]

Anyone else not able to login?

[glad shard]

Update the game

[white light]

waiter waiter more store bundles please the fundemental changes can wait

[honest patrol]

I did still “connection failed”

[thin moat]

weird way to spell dog

[uneven plume]

they still miss even when someone is that close with hipfire, so yeah I still ADS when I use them

[chilly holly]

Thank you

[tough inlet]

increase demat charges

[noble root]

ofc russians are always the same

[glad shard]

Close out and reopen twin. That’s what I had to do and I was good

[uneven plume]

I would have to give a shit about whatever top player/streamer etc that is to care

[honest patrol]

Thx im gonna try now

[south roost]

so that's what the hipfire buff was for??????

[glad shard]

🫡

[white light]

release the ospuze files

[rapid zinc]

la la la la laaa

[signal yacht]

im crine whyd medium get the dome shield

[steep raven]

chat is there a new mythic item from the store?

[chilly holly]

I was doing 8-3

[untold bobcat]

@cinder relic is this true

[rain edge]

Is the shockwave barack?

[neon coral]

I'm starting to envy those players that quit long ago.

[slim furnace]

Vanish bomb nerf?

Dawg medium be getting everything this season

[honest patrol]

WAT

[steep raven]

?

[thin moat]

https://klipy.com/gifs/schneewittchen-snow-white--k01KR13W2GV03AM398G3J2XGRCS

[slim furnace]

Ye I'm glad I left a week ago ✌️

[signal yacht]

new gamemode

[snow badger]

Why? Games in the best state it's ever been in 🙃

[tough inlet]

Fahh
they nerfed goo locking

[chilly holly]

But! Now you can't ping invis, which was ancient method of searching invis player, spamming ping like hell

[rapid zinc]

thats so funny thank you mwah

[midnight briar]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-what-do-you-mean-by-that-huang4evr-gif-23513899

[neon coral]

It's okay. Because now I have a reason.

[midnight briar]

Me when a mid season patch is me realizing past changes were good/bad so I revert them

[tough inlet]

and they nerfed the Chimera for some reason

[chilly holly]

They already said they will gonna do it

[midnight briar]

https://tenor.com/view/dart-darts-game-of-darts-miketyson-gif-5028490

[neon coral]

And buffed deagles for some reason.

[chilly holly]

Chimera should be projectile change my mind

[tough inlet]

of course they buffed lights

[spare basin]

y e s

[steep raven]

chat i found this on team secret server LMAO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422939260595601418/1501905030096228493/v8w6c7.jpg?ex=69fdc58f&is=69fc740f&hm=d320ee28e57dc60034c7323ab217d265b80f46d613c5848156ccdec60b6ba891&

[chilly holly]

Honestly, still better than doing nothing

[neon coral]

I genuinely still don't know how I feel about this.

[tough inlet]

they nerfed the USP-S mag size from 20 to 18

and buffed heavy's spear spin tripling the max multihit

[neon coral]

"Causing it to cannibalize the roles of weapons like XP and LH1. So we give it more range.".

[livid walrus]

i lowk think game peaked in s4 and has been downhill evr since

[fiery ore]

the type of stats you see on a teammate in the endscreen after they went 1 - 27 in ranked

[midnight briar]

Show this Mfs name 😭

[untold bobcat]

S2

[tough inlet]

as if the USP-S doesn't already deal a shit fuck ton of damage

[livid walrus]

icl didnt join that early joined season 3

[ember heron]

Riiiight, riiight... "fair play"

[neon coral]

V9 was fine like.. 2(?) seasons ago.

[lilac zephyr]

Good morning contestants

[tough inlet]

i feel like it could somehow 5/6 tap me (as a medium)
or is it

[orchid gorge]

alguem que fala pt quer jg?

[untold bobcat]

Season 3 was ass season 4 was ok got 1 good weapon, the bow, 2 meh melee weapons, and a meh map, great bp though

[lilac zephyr]

And good morning raiders as well 😌

[neon coral]

Bad morning.

[thin moat]

da morning isnt good at all 😔

[untold bobcat]

Honestly still more than what we got this season

[ancient valve]

Anyone getting constant stuttering and frame drops on in point break?

[lilac zephyr]

Whoa woah, what’s with the bad mornings? 🫂

[swift haven]

more light nerfs.....

[tough inlet]

point break is always an FPS killer

[errant prairie]

It's a Laugo Alien

[tough inlet]

i mean it drops my average fps from 140 to 90-120

[lofty anchor]

in the event that literally every enemy is within spear spin distance

[smoky raft]

Technically it performs worse at a range, it's just better within 20m

[last carbon]

how's the new mode?

[thin moat]

peak

[smoky raft]

Pretty decent side grade imo
The Vanish nerf hurts but it's ultimately deserved

[signal yacht]

wonderful

[wide birch]

@winter widget the M11 is the best light gun in the game hands down for close quarters

like what are you on

tf u mean outclassed

that thing fucking shreds

[neon coral]

So.. It's better at something it already does... A meta light weapon..

[last carbon]

Nice. Gonna check it out

[midnight elm]

so far pretty good 1 of the builds is absolutely useless but so far none seem too op

[tough inlet]

it feels like the vanish bomb makes lights go completely invisible compared to cloak's translucent-ish

[untold bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1137178979774763081/1426358246184190055/IMG_4552.gif

[signal yacht]

this game really hates lights lmao

[noble root]

deserved

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-rat-mouse-red-fellagante-gif-12170106147913470226

[turbid sonnet]

not enough

[last carbon]

we do yes

[rich laurel]

close to an hour to INSTALL the 5gb patch today? Download was done in 5 minutes but the installation inself drags on for another hour ❓

[signal yacht]

sad

[tough inlet]

light players are either those movement sweats or weird people

[wide birch]

and mf at close quarters u don’t even need to aim with the M11

that thing is a fucking beam

[velvet epoch]

I have the perfect reply to this but ill get banned

[smoky raft]

Better at what it does, but worse at what made it meta in the first place
It's still gonna be meta, but it is worse off bc you can't beam people from 40m away like it's a long ranged weapon (as you shouldn't)

[noble root]

happy

[smoky raft]

Iirc it's the exact same

[ancient valve]

thats not true at all, this latest update fucked it, i dunno what is happenign but the performance is horrendous right now

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cybernetic-wings-spread-gif-12526463

[tough inlet]

why do they nerfed the chimera
out of all guns

[neon coral]

That's fair.. Still needs nerfed.

[velvet epoch]

drop specs lets see if its the game or you

[thin moat]

how about we spread our legs instead

[lucid umbra]

Medium was too oppressive

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-emoji-no-no-emotiguy-no-no-no-gif-gif-9742000569423889376

[signal yacht]

how it feels loving something most people hate :((((

[errant prairie]

I feel like it's the same just that the Vanish Bomb effects like the purple smoke and confetti conceal it

[ancient valve]

its literally the game, how do i not have issues previous patch and now there are issues this patch? lol bro what

[tough inlet]

in cashouts the game was running crazy smooth, only dropping when there's a shitfuckton of explosions/fire happening
point break is a diff story tho

[velvet epoch]

Still no specs, what are we talking about ?

[smoky raft]

Probably another range nerf
It's already losing all the ttk fights within its range (except against Light ofc) so the only thing they can really tone down reasonably is its range (again)

[rapid zinc]

smooch

[ancient valve]

dont be a typical clown that when he doesnt get issues that nobody gets issues, are you that dense and brainless?

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/taser-cat-cat-meme-cats-kitty-gif-5097067072074960556

[ancient valve]

cash out and power shift are solid fine, point break having the issues with stutters and drops

[ripe thunder]

why cant i find a gamr

[ebon raven]

Yo the steampunk p90 look so cool

[ripe thunder]

guys i cant find a game??

[tough inlet]

dawg that's what i mean
point break is an fps killer, becausr it is

[untold bobcat]

Game died

[velvet epoch]

See that's the problem, no one offended you or called you names

[ripe thunder]

oh its a update nvm

[drowsy anchor]

Close enough

[neon coral]

Fair... I don't know exact numbers, so I'll take your word for it. >.>

[rapid zinc]

you look cool ! 😎
rock on, brother! 💥 🤠 🛻

[last carbon]

Did u check under the doormat

[thin moat]

not without dinner first

[ashen jackal]

its fine for me

[tough inlet]

hmm
what does this mean
cashout exploit?

[velvet epoch]

[peak shoal]

bingus

[ancient valve]

no you just dense, i explained to you and all you do is go to specs, what does the specs have to do with it if the prev update was fine performance wise and now this update is stuttering and dropping frames? how does that make sense, 10.3 was decent then 10.3.1 dropped and the performance was dog shit

[rocky trail]

rolled the wheel and didnt get a golden ticket

[tough inlet]

tell me

medium's force blast thing?

bruh
haks

[thin moat]

oh heyy 👋 🤭

[slate grove]

the finals™

[tough inlet]

goo egg

[smoky raft]

I stand corrected
It beats Flamethrower and ties with Cerb if you have 100% headshot accuracy.
(Technically it ties with Flamethrower too bc you'll die to fire, but I digress)

[lilac robin]

when do we get tokens fpr the token shop?

[rich laurel]

start of new season

[lilac robin]

so we should have last seasom by now or does it only start from this season ?

[grim raft]

FUUUUCK

[peak shoal]

holy shit i ate so much

[tough inlet]

i sentence you to 5 hours of throwing knife light

[cedar flare]

The fking wheel of doom is back.

[grim raft]

you have to be kidding me

[signal yacht]

i got mf earrings

[tough inlet]

let's go gambling

[ebon bluff]

gamba

[cedar flare]

My torture time has arrived.

[grim raft]

wtf is the point?
I got nothing?

[tough inlet]

i want the ARN skin so bad

[cedar flare]

Ah the good old wheel is back.

[nocturne goblet]

Landing on a golden ticket didn't reward you with one?

[amber dome]

There is no fuckkng way I woke up today to VANJSH BOMB NERFS.

[steep gazelle]

I guess its once again screw the SHAK, it won't get any nice skin

[grim raft]

I guess so

[peak shoal]

holy shit the curse of the wheel is back

[grim raft]

its like it never left ❤️

[arctic apex]

Why does ARN get a good skin meanwhile M60 and Famas are just hot ass

[grim raft]

I like the arn so I don't mind

[steep gazelle]

as usual

[untold bobcat]

The finals should explode Singapore

[cedar flare]

Just when u thought that game were already shitting itself enough.

Embark: puts the wheel

[glacial socket]

who knows but m60 needs more skins without the belt box

[slim furnace]

You'd think more people would hop on the ltm 😭

[arctic apex]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[winter widget]

outcalssed was the wrong term (early morning brain so chalker) but the change is weird nerf the range when xp beats it at range same with the other examples dunno its odd

[slender temple]

this is so toxic for me to watch ppl dislike actually fun TDM and whine about balancing

[ebon bluff]

THEY NERFED MY V9S AGAIN :C

[arctic apex]

Some people have what many call “j*bs”

[cedar flare]

Jobs

[glacial socket]

unfathomably based its rare we get good patches

[slim furnace]

Some people also live on more than one side of the earth ✌️

[amber dome]

"this depresses the value of the Cloaking Device quite a bit. "

No, Embark. The fact that you nerfed the cloak completely out of all usability is why the value of the cloaking device is so low.

Please play your own fucking GAAAAAAAME

[peak shoal]

yeah the wheel skins aren't particularly interesting

[cedar flare]

Based

[lofty lagoon]

i didnt know blocking shots with the cashout and bonking them multiple times with it is a possibility

[steep raven]

@peak shoal are u in game

[glad shard]

Still good though

[thin moat]

but you are 😻

[arctic apex]

Careful, you’ll scare the rubies away

[peak shoal]

yeah i was looking at the wheel

[last carbon]

I deep cleaned the house did laundry cooked dinner and tidied up the entire place in just 3 hours. I need someone to pat me rn

[grim raft]

I hate and love the wheel
it is gambling which I love but I always lose which I hate

[steep raven]

is there a new mythic item from the store

[ebon bluff]

on a second thought, I reload after 6 bullets so v9s need doesn't affect me much

[peak shoal]

this one ?

[arctic apex]

Why would embark give out free mythics

They’ll charge you money for something that barely qualifies as mythic instead

[ebon bluff]

did you changed the sheets?
did you took the trash out?

[gloomy trail]

hooooly this is peak

[pliant junco]

oooh that's pretty

[lofty anchor]

did you try looking around the house for it

[glad shard]

Reading comprehension is hard huh

[last carbon]

yes and yes and the old sheets are all in the laundry rn

[steep raven]

i didnt say free
i would buy it if its paid

[tawdry rain]

why are they so obsessed with nerfing goo gun

[pliant junco]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-reaction-meme-funny-begging-crying-gif-11151243012681431164

[hoary bloom]

Gyro controls are still bugged.

[steep raven]

just this? full screenshot please and let me take a look at the animations

[arctic apex]

I thought you meant the wheel

[lofty anchor]

Oscar will the smoking guns event ever come back I want the cool hat from it

[ebon bluff]

namatama gives you a big thumbs up

[steep raven]

i said from the store lol

[last carbon]

thank u vm
u saved the server from a...server shooting

[grim raft]

hey you seem cool
(am I off the list now?)

[hearty jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-little-caesars-lich-wut-weird-gif-187623742351718599

[arctic apex]

But what if the people who already have the cool hat will consider their hat less special because you also have the cool hat

[gloomy trail]

That hat is one of the coolest of all time to be fair

[last carbon]

thank u u look cool too
(for this time ,yes)

[peak shoal]

mythic is only this one, others are a ks legendary skin and some transparent robots

[lofty anchor]

I want to be totally tubular like the people that havr the cool hat tho

[grim raft]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-hi-guys-omegle-gif-9211148262071598072

[steep raven]

are there unique animations and how much is the skin

[sterile palm]

if anyone is confused about the golden ticket (i sure was), duplicate roll puts golden ticket ON THE WHEEL, and IF you land on it again you get the golden ticket to get an item you don't have

[ebon bluff]

I equip it to tease my friend who missed it.

[arctic apex]

There’s unique reload animations, I know that much

[sick peak]

wow they manage to make the matchmaking worse lmao

[last carbon]

how could u have reliably tested it within a few hours

[lofty anchor]

thats why I wish da event would come back

[tall rover]

Akimbo meta?

[sick peak]

idk so far its been terrible we'll see in 2 more days or a week

[arctic apex]

Its always been viable, shak is just 10x easier

[latent void]

just remove light embark u hate light so much bru

[cedar flare]

Would help me in matches honestly.

[tall rover]

I don't like shak

[last carbon]

I swear gaming communities push me further from democracy every single day

[ebon bluff]

i doubt the event items will come back tho.

[tall rover]

I just began to use the sword... but akimbo looks great

[cedar flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1379478761938092154/fu_reshaper.gif

[lofty anchor]

[cinder relic]

https://open.spotify.com/track/12VApBsi6WcB9tDojdLbPh?si=5DTODZgkStmcO7EA4tnfAQ

[cedar flare]

Well, now my hipfire on akimbos will not suck.

[arctic apex]

They’re perfectly decent in ranked

[cinder relic]

good day, chat

[cedar flare]

And also lights are getting fked rn with their vanish nerf.

[cinder relic]

ayo, what😭

[tall rover]

I like the sword
I just have to get used.to it

[midnight briar]

Don’t

[cedar flare]

Also how are u doing Oscar ?

[arctic apex]

It was pretty alright already, I’m just looking at the change and wishing revolver got nice things like that

[tall rover]

I main heavy
Wanted to try light for once

[cedar flare]

I hav done that only once. I tried the rest of the times and i couldn't do it at all

[tall rover]

Vanishing only.5 seconds lol
Bro

[wooden nexus]

The final reward is the dovaakiin / dragonborn in dragonbone armour.

I like how THE FINALS has subtle references to other games with enough originality it's not just a clone, I see this game has a celebration of video games as a whole

[cedar flare]

It was a lot inaccurate tbh. Glad they buffed this aspect.

[earnest stratus]

Im dying without new ISEUL-T clothes
I fuckin need to TRANSCEND REALITIES😭

[honest patrol]

How do i appeal a false suspend?

[cedar flare]

Boi get ur ass Outta here. Alfa Acta around these parts.

[last carbon]

sue

[noble root]

embark support, duh

[lofty anchor]

alfa acta x dissun goes pretty hard

[latent void]

dont main light bro they only will nerf everything in light

[glacial socket]

they were almost perfect in season 4 just too much damage at range you could ego chall literally anything with them from 60m

[midnight briar]

It’s just pretty annoying to play with atp and it’s not really good unless u sink a lot of time into learn its techs

[honest patrol]

Yeah but isnt that gonna take realy long

[cedar flare]

Bars.

[tulip forge]

-ask

[sinful lion]

<:thefinals:1108025386081714196> PLAYER SUPPORT

Reach our Support Team: Link

Please note you need to log in with your EmbarkID.

[wooden nexus]

Contact your home insurance provider on the help support line

[ruby fractal]

Akimbo buff im freaking dying. It already wins every 1v1

[earnest stratus]

Nooooooo
I have more swag than u

[midnight briar]

Type of points I be getting if I queue rn

[errant prairie]

Someone in Gold sent this after the patch 😭

[last carbon]

u are appealing a suspensioon i t's supposed to take long wtf

[errant ember]

be me. see finals update, look under, cosmetics again, remembering the game size is already more than 70 gigs

[cedar flare]

I ain't angry bout the nerf tbh for deagles in those times. It's pretty balanced tbh rn.

[midnight briar]

GOLD, thought this would’ve been silver max

[gloomy trail]

enjoy the RS

[tall rover]

Ah... man but it's annoying when sword gets you LOL

[peak shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1494884807841157210/1_rs.gif

[cedar flare]

Right, swag.

[cinder relic]

embark, can you please gimme the season code 😭 idk why i don't get those on my email even tho everything is checked

[errant ember]

hello

[arctic apex]

This is gonna be me when I play ranked next weekend

[midnight briar]

There’s a lot of really easy things u can do to completely shut down sword players tbh

[peak shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1491387864918003734/haveaseat.gif

[noble root]

then enjoy the ban ig

[wooden nexus]

Stealth RS buff?

[errant ember]

hows the new update

[last carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-the-finals-tf2-team-fortress-2-meme-gif-6539983010219196946

[tall rover]

I usually hook them

[wooden nexus]

Silly fun just what the game needs take the edge off the constant sweating and 13 coffees to compete

[cedar flare]

Best part:

Bait them to ur mines

[peak shoal]

Should I play or should I nap

[errant ember]

same, always running shak too helps

[tall rover]

I think they need to fix the banana skin for the akimbo

[arctic apex]

Recalibration to try and push the average player from low gold to either high gold or plat

[cedar flare]

Go sleep and then play

[cinder relic]

100% created by a tf2 player, and it's not for him to call the finals gay

[willow basin]

I once had a dude that was going 15-8 and said "y'all suck" in a tdm match so I locked in and dropped a 20 bomb in one round and typed in chat "you suck" in quotes whole having lower deaths. Tdm players are truly stupid

[tough inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-man-cry-crying-hard-gif-6223390063152347975

[tulip beacon]

but why are higher elo players losing up to 1300?

[cinder relic]

sleep.

[wooden nexus]

Really was it in the notes I didn't see this?

[last carbon]

the finals players are just retired tf2 players

[tough inlet]

totally not a cod kid

[cinder relic]

never played tf2, 400 hours on finals

[cedar flare]

Man, i must be the fewer ones who say nt or good game. Most of em shout slurs at me.

[last carbon]

wtf is wrong with you

[midnight briar]

Ngl if u running anything in heavy u shouldn’t have a problem with almost all sword players

[signal yacht]

oh my god they nerfed goo?

[earnest stratus]

Okay, that's actually good

[last carbon]

uninstall finals rn and play some tf2 and come back

[honest patrol]

When i want to apeal my suspension it asks for an “error code” but i dont have one??

[cedar flare]

Show urs, trust no thrashing on it.

[whole ridge]

It’s a communistification of rs

[tough inlet]

demoknight gaming

[peak shoal]

A what

[honest patrol]

?

[errant prairie]

People in second seed 39k apparently losing -1400 last place and -600 for fourth place 😭

[tough inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/demoknight-tf2-team-fortress-2-demoman-shield-gif-12003158049544113541

[arctic apex]

Thats like 3 full tournaments worth of RS

[earnest stratus]

Sorry, I cant do this here

[wooden nexus]

I fucking knew it!

Everyone was stuck in the gold gulag fighting against high diamond and rubies... So why not just push players in these brackets higher so they don't feel so shit at the game going up against the best in the world anyway, makes no sense

[nocturne goblet]

Just to double check, you spinned on a dupe, it transformed into a gold ticket, spin again, landed on the ticket and didn't get it?

[last carbon]

just tell her there are starving childen in africa and u couldn't let it go to waste

[rigid walrus]

I have a question you guys is there a leaderboard for the dragons hollow event?

[willow basin]

I was actively trying to survive against 2 chatters at the time as well, so I was cooking really hard. I don't know if they were bots or just fresh accounts, but their stats were unusual and only ever stuck with the team which is highly individual light behavior

[arctic apex]

“Can’t complain about rubies in your gold matches if we push you into plat”
-Embark, probably

[cedar flare]

Archeological research gonna find that word inscripted somewhere and consider it important until they realize some dude just made it up to joke in The Finals server.

[last carbon]

based

[cedar flare]

Then link it from the drip section.

[tough inlet]

troll smurfs?

[rapid zinc]

who want some pizza

[earnest stratus]

🫲👁️👄👁️🫳

[cedar flare]

I'm bringing the beers

[willow basin]

That or cheaters. I really couldn't tell cause that were really bad

[tough inlet]

embark you should make that hitting people dead on with throwable gadgets deal a tiny bit of damage
except bombs

[rapid zinc]

i swallow mud

[tough inlet]

trolls
or kids

[untold bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1476330871828254722/1501922706478858290/togif.gif

[earnest stratus]

#🔥┇drip-check message

[cedar flare]

Not bad. It's good actually.

[strong flame]

Hallo

[earnest stratus]

Its a 2025-2026 winter collection

[willow basin]

Again, couldn't tell. They were fresh accounts with unusual stat lines

[whole ridge]

Not harder then Oscar

[rapid zinc]

cat licked a drop of hot sauce off of floor and then fucking drooled all over me when i tried cuddling with him

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-25801565

[sharp vapor]

are we serious

[untold bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1476330871828254722/1501922706478858290/togif.gif

[untold bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1494884807841157210/1_rs.gif

[tough inlet]

unusually high kd?

[cedar flare]

Yap.

[ashen wagon]

Embark don’t miss

[willow basin]

Unusually high KD and wins, but no revives

[tough inlet]

that would be an average light

[cedar flare]

Smurfers.

[strong flame]

Ok

[willow basin]

Barely, they were dogshit and we were in tdm. SSbm doesn't exist in casual modes

[cedar flare]

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/this-discord-server-is-powered-by-this-generator-cat-pillow-cat-spinning-gif-929083260791804922

[tough inlet]

so many smurfs in the goo nals

[winged shuttle]

Goo

[cedar flare]

Oh. Sword didn't work against good players, did it?

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/starting-generator-gif-11373315

[dusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-brba-breaking-bad-gif-26777019

[lyric wren]

SBMM is in every mode.

[tulip forge]

talk, yap, discuss, discourse, explain, complain, agree, disagree, chat, converse, lecture, communicate, hold fourth, mutter, consider, gossip, consult.

[cedar flare]

Man I ate some chicken rolls so I had to post it. Delicious as fk but spicy as well.

[tulip forge]

fair

i can not

[untold bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1137178979774763081/1426358246184190055/IMG_4552.gif

[tough inlet]

just yap and you'll get image perma

[last carbon]

tf is hold fourth

[strong flame]

I hate having mc Donald's wifi...

[last carbon]

if it helps u feel any better mc donalds would probably rather u didn't use their wifi too

[tulip forge]

meant to say hold forth but it means

[strong flame]

😭

[last carbon]

nerd

[wooden nexus]

I've always preferred burger king they use 5ghz but if your pc gaming on a laptop in the back alley bin the signal gets abit spotty

[whole ridge]

U should be able to

[cedar flare]

Dayum. My teacher hold forth i guess

[last carbon]

hold dn

[tulip forge]

yuh? and ill do it again Brochacho

[whole ridge]

-levels

[sinful lion]

Our leveling system

"Why can't I do some things in the server?"

• You may need to level up first!

How to level up? Just look around and join conversations. Lots to talk about!

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Role descriptions: #👋┇welcome
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[tulip forge]

true though

[tough inlet]

light mains when they dare to go head on with a heavy

[tulip forge]

do
-r in #🏆┇rank-check

[strong flame]

Honestly taking me 2 hours just to update the game not to mention I'll probably have moerse spike lag when I join a game

[last carbon]

happens so often when I'm blasting with my minigun

[cedar flare]

True words

[last carbon]

for some reason every light thinks they're the real shit and comes to me while I'm still spinnin

[cedar flare]

She's a good person don't get me wrong but she boring as fk

[noble root]

i look like a grandpa googling google

[shy crown]

Nothing burger patch notes once again how tragic.

Ima go play bf4 it's 2 dollars rn

[tulip forge]

Daevid take ur meds BRO

[last carbon]

noo if I do y'all will disappear

[dusty willow]

Chicken is just peak

[dawn seal]

indeed

[wooden nexus]

Took me a solid 3 minutes from cold pc boot to game launch, honestly was super inconvenient actually because it takes me 3.5 minutes to get a coffee from downstairs

[dusty willow]

Searching Google.com on Google ahh

[forest saddle]

brb

[tulip forge]

bf4 and bf1 good games

[cedar flare]

Bars.

[shy crown]

I rly need them to just do something fr. They really didn't change anything significantly.

[signal yacht]

projectile chimera pls

[strong flame]

Ok bro ok 😭

[dawn seal]

googling google should just auto delete system32 on your pc

[tulip forge]

not sure why it isn't already

[wooden nexus]

Yea I heard they have regular patches

[grim raft]

I will be honest
I do not remember
I might have dementia

[signal yacht]

because they know i'll be better at using it when they make it a projectile

[forest saddle]

bro, you played so many games. like, you have thousnads of hours on some. like, bro, like, you arent even bro, you are unc

[dusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/polar-bear-dumb-splash-yes-yes-truth-nuke-gif-17650531138070646440

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-soap-friendly-reminder-you-stink-gif-15157732979346099491

[tulip forge]

crazy

[last carbon]

why so few hours on so many games

[tulip forge]

you don't like sly cooper?

[wooden nexus]

Supermarket

[signal yacht]

they just make a crossbow hitscan instead of making a silenced dmr

[tulip forge]

idk they were cheap

[forest saddle]

A shower is a method of bathing where one washes under a continuous spray of water from an overhead nozzle. Unlike a bath, it uses a constant flow that immediately drains away, making it a highly efficient and hygienic way to clean the body. This process is powered by modern plumbing that allows for precise control over temperature and pressure, transforming a basic necessity into a customizable sensory experience.

The warm environment acts as a private sanctuary, providing a rare moment of solitude in a busy day. The "white noise" of falling water and the tactile heat help the mind enter a relaxed state, which is why people often have their most creative ideas while washing. It serves as a mental reset, using steam and isolation to create a barrier between the individual and the outside world.

Physically, the shower functions as a simple form of hydrotherapy. Hot water relaxes tense muscles and improves circulation, while a cold rinse can jumpstart the nervous system and increase alertness. The humidity also helps open the respiratory system, making every breath feel more restorative. Whether used to wake up or wind down, it remains a vital daily transition.

Ultimately, showering is a ritual of renewal. It marks the shift from sleep to activity or from work to rest, symbolically washing away the day's stress. As the water spirals down the drain, it carries away both physical dirt and mental fatigue. This brief period of reflection and cleanliness ensures that one exits the stall feeling physically refreshed and mentally prepared for whatever comes next.

[last carbon]

nerd

[signal yacht]

nobody reading allat cuh

[sharp plaza]

this is dope

[tough inlet]

most layed

[cedar flare]

🤤 😍 THOSE SEXY RED PAINT, LAWD HAV MERCY!!

[forest saddle]

i, myself, didnt. i let ai write it

[signal yacht]

ai slop ai slop let's clown this dude

[sharp plaza]

damm bro this is dope

[dusty willow]

Thats the contract reward? Shiiiiett

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-red-role-gojo-red-role-gif-10332570022337826605

[dusty willow]

Getting some shit from the chinals les go

[cedar flare]

Ikr? It's fking sexy

[fallow steppe]

hello chat !

[sharp plaza]

actually dope asf

[dusty willow]

I don't use flame at all so we will see

[tough inlet]

the holy grenade

[last carbon]

role related gifs are so cringe cant believe ppl unironically make these

[sharp plaza]

bro potions for all nades i need this

[dusty willow]

Holy hand grenade :D

[signal yacht]

you're target audience btw

[cedar flare]

But I do. And it's fking delicious.

[strong flame]

Finally game is updated 🗣️

[wooden nexus]

soundtrack for this LTM is SICK

[dusty willow]

Indeedd ;) I'm getting that dlc, shit looks delicious

[last carbon]

idk what that means

[sharp plaza]

daymm son

[tulip forge]

kinda expensive but atleast it's all of them i think

[sharp plaza]

JUGGLING INSPECT FOR PYRO NADE?!?!

[dusty willow]

Kevin is that you?

[signal yacht]

means they send role gifs to piss you off and if you're pissed about it then ur target audience

[sharp plaza]

its missing vanish but it already had a potion

[cedar flare]

By the order of the king, go commit warcrimes on the building near me.

[last carbon]

do ppl legitimately think things like that can piss u off

[sharp plaza]

this is actually amazing

[last carbon]

its like ppl going "lmao ur mad" in any convo the moment someone is confrontational or smth

[drowsy iris]

It's so fukin expensive tho

[silver osprey]

10 season later🥀

[dusty willow]

Im getting that dlc shits peak

[sharp plaza]

yeah bro they gotta make some money

[cedar flare]

Okay. Embark cooked this update with skins.

[drowsy iris]

Prob one of the best gun skins they've released recently

[cedar flare]

Sadly I can't but gud luck.

[signal yacht]

don't be confrontational about people online, they're not in the real word anyway therefore whatever they say doesn't matter (to an extent)

[last carbon]

why wouldnt i be confrontational online

[uneven plume]

Wish I liked the p90 more

[tulip forge]

i want an akm skin like this

[pliant junco]

So I'm coding the finals into minecraft and made it into an event for my friends, we are sponsored by "Get the fuck out" who are sponsoring explosive arrows, the most alfa acta thing ever 😭

[signal yacht]

yo he just made u say it

[last carbon]

there is zero consequences to being confrontational online

[drowsy iris]

You didn't need to type it out dawg

[sharp plaza]

how is this still up

[drowsy iris]

Mods are busy playing the game

[cedar flare]

Alfa Acta is basically go fk urself and ur friends near u, with America's defense budget.

[drowsy iris]

You probably will get timed out, sadly

[signal yacht]

wait really? FUCK THE MODS

[last carbon]

based

[pliant junco]

Say less

[drowsy iris]

I mean you can say that even when they're online

[tough inlet]

mods are busy playing sword light

[drowsy iris]

Yes but you also tagged a guy who's username is a slur, you could've just told mods about it

[tulip forge]

ok i change my mind

i NEED an akm skin like this

[pliant junco]

I said say less 😎

[tough inlet]

sword light with the stungun

[last carbon]

imagine using this to call ppl all kinds of things like @cerulean laurel

[pliant junco]

I'm gonna ospuze it to this

[cedar flare]

Revolver skin

[tough inlet]

why the shit are sword lights the most cancerous species in the finals

[dusty willow]

Shame there's no custom inspect, i don't even play p90 but that is sick

[errant prairie]

Pfp is a watermelon too 😭

[drowsy iris]

Please dont

[cedar flare]

Use it against them. Flamethrower, pyro mine, RPG and lockbolt.

[noble root]

love when third parties are useless when we are the ones getting stolen

[pliant junco]

OMG I JUST REALIZED YOUR PFP™ 😭

[dusty willow]

There's a couple more n words

[sharp plaza]

they still havent deleted that shit

[tough inlet]

i cast CL-40

[acoustic zinc]

Damn why games are soo horrible now ?

[hasty panther]

that is not pawesome

[sharp plaza]

actually hilarious

[drowsy iris]

I think they genuinely are playing the game

[tough inlet]

idgaf if i die to my own pipes at least i killed that dogass sword light

[pliant junco]

Is this ospuze gang

[drowsy iris]

Ok dude stop

[cedar flare]

Based casting. My turn.

I cast.....MGL.

[hasty panther]

see i made a pun with your name me personally i love it

[tough inlet]

DEMOMAN GAMING 🔥

[silver osprey]

Vanish nerf was unnecessary ngl

[tender wave]

What’s the best medium build

[sharp plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-paw-gif-15034137

[cedar flare]

Artillery cannon cosplay at its peak

[dusty willow]

I mean he was just pointing it out

[hasty panther]

https://tenor.com/view/tomodachi-life-living-the-dream-bunny-mii-tomodachi-life-rabbit-gif-17144827306102013369

[tough inlet]

long range mortar strike to the cashout

[last carbon]

@granite wedge @somber rose

[drowsy iris]

True tho, hope he doesn't get banned for it

[sharp plaza]

so we are never fixing the clipping problem?

[uneven plume]

It's worse to have vanish over glitch more so with Arn and LH1 being strong

[shy crown]

Finals devs after after Arc Raiders came out

[cinder relic]

FINALLY, GAMBLING IN FINALS

[fervent hearth]

bro what is that

[uneven plume]

No idea why vanish was the one to get changed

[cedar flare]

"Sergeant u see that building around the cashout?"

Unsees the building around the cashout

"Good work sergeant."

[lofty anchor]

[tough inlet]

i could get all ts done in a single point break match

[tulip forge]

nice one bro

[tough inlet]

good copy sergeanr deleting that building

[cedar flare]

But the xp is tasty, instead of 2000, it's 3.5k

[dusty vine]

yes its such a gamble, you gonna lose so much money on it 😂

[shy crown]

What's fucking crazy is we've already been through this shit. The consensus was pretty much unanimous we LIKE smashing pumpkins/flying lanters. we HATE getting the same shit over and over from the wheel and never being able to fill it

[tough inlet]

i want bp xp

[cedar flare]

Roger that private.

[cedar flare]

Yeah it is bp xp.

[noble root]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incr-incredibles-2-thats-my-car-mr-incredible-gif-16633277385534577001

[carmine lintel]

yummy

[lofty anchor]

you're late to the party son, there's been gambling in the finals

[tough inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/teardown-explosion-air-strike-spooky-gunship-ac130-gif-26122514

[robust tree]

Guys does the new p90 skin ironwind grind have any sfx while shooting?

[sharp plaza]

your majesty is here

[carmine lintel]

(playing ranked)

[tough inlet]

we're gambling for free by hoping to get competent teammates every time we click Play

[lofty anchor]

those tattoos are pretty tuff are they part of that bundle

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-tears-of-joy-tears-crying-gif-1795347642895926641

[sharp plaza]

they are from a different bundle

[lofty anchor]

word

[tough inlet]

finals need to have maps like those bf maps with giant building that you could level down to the ground

[robust tree]

Does anyone know? I can't find any videos on YouTube

[cedar flare]

Why do u look like the bird that has a lot of fur near it's neck and chest with a small ass head 😂

[spiral pine]

yeah pissed the wheel is back

[tough inlet]

nuh uh

[pliant junco]

Gotta play this game

[tough inlet]

Teardown

[fiery ore]

but nobody came

[sharp plaza]

what the FUCK are we doing here

[pliant junco]

Who is WE

[raven cobalt]

WHEEL. OF. GAMBAAAAAAA

[tough inlet]

legally dropping the n word bomb

[pliant junco]

Help-

[clear tangle]

100000 more years poke meta

[spiral pine]

are you black? you can't do that whitey

[wary ledge]

Patch note: Lights that used to get close to me when I play with deagels can now get close and suck my dih

[tough inlet]

alright folks let's goo these sword light shitheads

[cedar flare]

God that's delicious idea

[shy crown]

Finals devs:

[tough inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[tough inlet]

except if a light snoper is camping on top of it then that would NOT be fun

[cedar flare]

Just remove the ground under him and it will be fun again

[sharp plaza]

bro😭

[lofty anchor]

son is speedrunning the ban

[cedar flare]

Any percent speedrun for getting banned.

[lofty anchor]

where is invictus when we need him

son actin like there isn't logs

[cedar flare]

Where is he ? He ain't active nowadays

[errant prairie]

It looks like it's flipping you off

[pliant junco]

Swagger bunny

[cedar flare]

There is a reason logs exist.

[lofty anchor]

probably found something productive to do than minimod on a discord server

[tough inlet]

delete the building

[cedar flare]

Fair.

[raven cobalt]

Finally. Wheel of Gamba is back.

[cedar flare]

Exactly. U get the point sergeant.

[lofty anchor]

jokes aside ive no idea where he is lol havent seen him in a minute

[tough inlet]

SHAK-50 or Lewis

[lofty anchor]

wheres my wheel of trust

[jagged pulsar]

Doesn't Finland have conscription?

[lofty anchor]

idk

[cedar flare]

Lewis: long range fights.

Shak : up close and personal "fk u "

[pliant junco]

SA where

[amber dome]

Patch notes: lights that used to use vanish bomb can also now suck a dih and swap to glitch grenade like good meta slaves

Why the fuck aren't embark buffing cloak. The reason people.dont use cloak IS NOT because of Vanish Bomb. LOL.

[cedar flare]

I'm dogshit with it 🥲

[tough inlet]

i'm in the middle ground of that
which one do you recommend

[cedar flare]

M60.

Sometimes I hit clips of team wipes with the SA and sometimes I empty my clips just to hit nothing but shit and die.

[uneven plume]

Lewis.

[amber dome]

Youre still aaking from last night? M60 is easier. But sa is actually busted

[lofty anchor]

but I ran both glitch and vanish

[amber dome]

Wtf did you give up for vanish? Gateway?

[lofty anchor]

son I said glitch and vanish, I didn't give it up

[amber dome]

Sir I didnt ask that

[lofty anchor]

I ran glitch vanish and gateway

[amber dome]

So you gave up infuser?

Thats kind of wild

[lofty anchor]

I dabble between them

[tough inlet]

let's try the sa and see hoe many deaths it take to get one kill :) (i suck)

[cedar flare]

The only light I will be is support light with infuser otherwise get that shit off me

[topaz imp]

FIX the Prize Wheel BUG?

PLEASE I cannot use my Golden Ticket WTF

[void moss]

How is the new LTM?

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[amber dome]

I liked infuser gateway vanish a lot. Been using Vanish religiously since S1, but I guess i can just be a proper meta slave now. It's really too bad that embark nerfs vanish instead of making cloak worthwhile to actually fucking UUUUUUUUSE

[velvet wadi]

Whats a golden ticket???

[cedar flare]

Didn't play cuz 2morrow is exam so maybe playing it 2morrow

[vivid coral]

Is there gone be dev stream today ?

[topaz imp]

Wdym? I paid 802 Euros into the game I hate FOMO I mean I love it...

[lofty anchor]

ive been using glitch vanish gateway since forever now, the value glitch gives is too much to pass up, I only really have infuser if theres no healball and no healbeam

[cedar flare]

Try restarting the game

[topaz imp]

Did that...

[cedar flare]

Restart pc.

[faint harness]

subtle

[peak shoal]

playing bow with grapple feels so wrong

[lucid wigeon]

True

[cedar flare]

Tell that to my MGL loadout.

[amber dome]

I'll swap to glitch if I feel i really need it but outside of that, it just doesn't fit the playstyle i usually vibe with.

[raven cobalt]

Gambawheel

[tough inlet]

yea the SA and charge n slam is busted

[lofty anchor]

seeing as every game is littered with dome shield and mesh it's kinda necessary

[drowsy iris]

<@&1012034066876473384> wtf did I get kicked for????

[warped sinew]

wait till you find out about winch

[cedar flare]

Guess I'm the only one who still love my charge and slam.

[noble root]

game doesnt want u to gamble

[amber dome]

I rarely see mesh and only feel inclined to run glitch if I see 2 dome shields on a team

[cedar frigate]

buddy got fried

[cedar flare]

Sa? Yes. Charge and slam? Tf u smoking on ?

[languid lark]

It's like they're on a quest to make the twitch drops even less interesting than previously thought possible

[lofty anchor]

silver lobbies tend to have charge n slam enthusiasts

[tough inlet]

both combiend are busted

[drowsy iris]

I replied to the guy saying slurs and I got kicked?????

[compact trout]

this event is great

[amber dome]

I feel like it was pretty straightforward

[cedar flare]

Yeah. Ain't getting those.

[cedar frigate]

deserved yo….shouldnt have gotten involved…

[drowsy iris]

What did I do, my username was fine??

[amber dome]

I mostly play cashout against diamonds and rubies so take it as it is I guess? I'm not exactly silver.

[cedar flare]

Winch is a better option.

[drowsy iris]

I was literally telling him to stop.

[cedar frigate]

these cms are bored bro are u even surprised 😭

[tough inlet]

jokes on you i'm lower than bronze

[amber dome]

Me: "your name is political, so that's why people are rude to you"
CM staff: "yep that's an 8 hour ban for Vauske!"

[drowsy iris]

It's so dumb he got kicked after me for some fuckin reason

[cedar flare]

BOI. Ur a donut. Should hav ignored him.

[lofty anchor]

can we ban vauske again hes pmo

[drowsy iris]

I wasn't the only one telling him to stop

[warped sinew]

I have a warning because someone accused me of having better discord when I didnt

[errant prairie]

@dusty willow Also got kicked with that message and his username was appropiate

[amber dome]

Me when you randomly try to insult my skill level

[cedar flare]

Oh. Well that's something it shouldn't hav happened.

[sharp mango]

we are getting a alfa acta bp 🥀

[shy crown]

I know these guys have no idea how to balance bc they nerfed the chimera, a direct downgrade of the revolver.

[lofty anchor]

are not currently in silver tho like ranked wise

[drowsy iris]

I like how the cms didn't even Say a word to us and just kicked us ❤️

[cedar flare]

YESSSS

[wide birch]

The XP-54 beats it at mid range. The M11 outclasses it at close-mid range

[forest saddle]

lol what yazan got kicked?

[pliant junco]

"Ur gonna get banned to hell" what did bro do 😭

[drowsy iris]

HE DIDN'T GET BANNED?????? <@&1012034066876473384>

[lofty anchor]

for being an apple

[cedar frigate]

i’m telling u dawg they’re just bored they get paid to do jack shit 😭

[amber dome]

Brother I play ranked hyper casually until I hit gold and then I stop playing ranked.

You should know as well that the seasons i do play ranked, I reach diamond or high plat. I am quite clearly and obviously not bad at ornew to this game.

[drowsy iris]

I was replying to @misty flint saying slurs. and for some fucking dumbass reason HE didn't get banned but I DID

[forest saddle]

no, the cms saw how many times he spammed 1v1 to me and decided to punish him

[forest saddle]

so, you didnt do anything and got kicked?

[drowsy iris]

They could've atleast ban the guy saying slurs???????

[void moss]

Fail the finals

[cedar frigate]

you’re asking them to do their jobs

[warped sinew]

welcome to finals discord

[drowsy iris]

The cms aren't even answering my simple question, what happened here

[cedar flare]

Nah. Important so I can get job to get money to spend money on The Finals

[lofty anchor]

im not trying to say youre bad son but seeing as you are in silver and gold lobbies that's why I made that comment

[amber dome]

You'll have to wait about 2 days unfortunately

[void moss]

Pls ban the fucking dragon, i think its cheating

[shy crown]

What a shit show can you like act your age and take this to the eggmail where it belongs

[tough inlet]

SA/Winch my kinda beloved

[vivid coral]

Lol died to the dragon

[amber dome]

Me: I really only play cashout and my cashout lobbies have many diamond and ruby players in them

You: vauske ur silver

[compact trout]

limited to 3 tickets a day is such a buzzkill though, let me race through the eventtt

[upper palm]

hello

[cedar flare]

It's always a Chinese dude having a mythic skin already bought.

[tall cipher]

You gotta be fucking kidding me on my 2nd spin

[drowsy iris]

Fuck it they won't probably answer anyways and that guy will stay unbanned, we should stop talking or else we're gonna get banned

[void moss]

Pls add the dragon to arc raiders

[amber dome]

That shit busted though hey?