#⚡┇the-finals-chat
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I am waiting for this skin
me when my breastplate has breast
I have to remember calling my teammates useless is mean
BOOM

It's decorative but it just goes hard asf for women's armour idk
was that bow prefiring 😭 omg
Canister kills are so satisfying in this game, when the hit reg actually works as the blast radius is like 5cm
Men had flared hips and codpieces so it makes sense and it looks good
80% of armor is decorative cus the only mfs with good armor were rich and rich people love to flaunt shit
men had bulge on the armor for style points
huh wdym
Hello embark 😪
Youd be the type of person to only use a bow in ghost of Tsushima/yotei
Yes a sigma is just a betafied Alpha
Nah the actual armour was extremely functional! It was just decorated in ways that didn't compromise the utility
lowkey hate people who are like “ough it’s not perfectly efficient” when they see fictional armor, like bitch have you seen any historical armor
idk i just usually launch them at the feet i rarely have issues, flashbangs however are really inconsistent
sadly i havent had the occasion to play it
I wish we could mute the crowd sounds on the menu
often minor decorative choices would compromise minor utilities, especially with chest pieces, they’d be shaped in ways which would not properly deflect a blade
They are alright i wouldnt call them good, just tracking with hipfire, arn/xp hipfire in particular feel inconsistent to me esp when dueling lights i have to ads at times, akm and fcar/xbow feel much better in hipfire incomparison
V9s and 92r feel good though
I'm not aware of that being a thing
but having a sheet of metal on your chest is better than not having a sheet of metal on your chest so idk what the big deal is
I noticed there's a range limit to flashbangs blinding people, which makes sense honestly
Hello
yeah, it would be strange for flashbangs to be the only nade to not have a range limit
Default fit best fit
Plus imagine being partially blinded by a flash at the other side of Kyoto
boob armor
armor made to look like abs
more intricate designs could add notches and whatnot which would create issues, codpieces actually minorly compromised hip mobility, but as long as you can move and are more protected than the other guy, it’s no big deal
more likely in a map like starlight but yeah, that would be insane
i saw it in a dream
I mean, you can have a straight sightline that is 200 meters away by the open sightlines of Kyoto
pressing esc mutes it for me
I’d rather wear an armor bikini or maid outfit 
Being from the tall tower near the bamboo and launchpad to the big building at the other side of the map
(this does not narrow things down because Kyoto is entirely tall buildings)
fair enough, the verticality of the map and having more buildings makes me think you would still be less likely to get flashed tho
There is also the crane in Monaco I guess
there’s a maid outfit, an armor bikini would PISS ME OFF
chainmail/plate bikinis are stupid, useless, not protective, and would be violently uncomfortable, and 99/100 times they ain’t even hot
i would wear one
ofcourse you would
The abs is mid roman thing I believe, not medieval. But the difference in depth was surely pretty minimal so it wouldn't matter
Idk if the bust being shaped differently would really matter bc a cuirass is meant to be domed to disperse pressure
Small notches and bumps typically wouldn't matter / the difference would be tiny
I would wear it on buff female Heavy 
you are a fucking masochist
maid outfit lwk goes kinda hard in game
we do not have any bikini outfits or equivalent in the game atm i think. kinda hope we don't get em ngl
and i know a certain apple that would be staring
I was being satire. But I as a heavy male would wear one 
erm its spelled misandrist
Yeah it would be a bit too much for this game, it's not a gacha game
I fw the maid outfit in the finals but idk how much I'd wear it if I had it
yup
looks at the wheel of fomo and suffering from an old event 
Guys this is my outfit for cloak how fucked am i
maid gang
i would main it
As in the audience is not the one of a gacha game 
I wish fat heavy male could be shirtless so i could make a fhud fit
Also no, I started playing Finals months before I played Zenless, lol
could be worse ngl
the alfa acta bp skin from two seasons ago was bad... (for cloak or being in darkness i mean)
My parrots are awake
i didn’t know we were talking exclusively medieval, the abs definitely didn’t help the armor
bust being shaped differently changes where deflected blades go and if they’re shaped too much can guide the blade into the chest
minor difference yeah but if you’re fancy enough it could be an issue
also surely you know about the shoes
Egg
make them unawake
I main it :3
yes, i understood, thx for the clarification 
that’s a different thing
picture of said parrots pls
do they have a catcphrase or a stim?
All shoes are bad for your feet. Minimalist / barefoot footwear is the way to go and always has been
No lol
slippers gang
ok that’s not what i’m talking about though, have you seen the spiked toes on old armor?
If would buy it but it'd be hard to keep my character looking genderless without looking fugly
I'm here because I felt a shift in the universe and thought that my kin were in need of a push back in the right direction, assist your brethren, display dominance when facing the opposition and never forget to show kindness 🙏🏻 . ✌🏻
I only have a picture of the African grey, the quaker is new I haven't taken pictures of her yet
also no shoes is super freaking unprotective
i felt the aura while you were typing
oooh nice my grandma had an african grey
sadly the parrot went depressed before dying, but was very talkative when nobody was around
I need to get me one of those stretchy or thin sole type footwear
who fuckin made the feedback channel one message 6 hours lol
Pointed toeboxes ye, they mishape your toes that's exactly what I'm talking about
Vive barefoot
because people sometimes start chatting there
i didn’t know they did that, however i do know that they made it extremely difficult to walk, which was probably the stupidest armor “fashion” thing ever
the parrot actually mimicked my grandpa's laugh to perfection, and answered "hello ?" when the phone was ringing exclusively lol
those birds are funny as hell
I hope the birb had a happy life at least 😭
I assume you mean vivo barefoot? in any case, interesting brand, ill look into it
Yah
90% of my Nike shoes have done that 
Your poor feet
My poor heavy feet
i wear vans and doc martens and am saving up for demonia plats
yeah besides that it was not abused or anything, my aunt had one too but he was a nasty one
Hate it, thats why I wear vans rn I used to skate with Nike and never again😅
I just bought some otoshi’s for the gym. Going to look like a viltrumite soon
probably the bird went depressed because they're exclusively monogamous and need a partner at some point in their life
Your toes should all point forwards except your big toe and they should absolutely NOT overlap
This is me if you even care 💅🏻
None of mine overlap but definitely a little squished. Using baseball cleats for so long didn’t help either
ah, hard to overcome your in built insticts huh. sad life
This is good to hear :)
My African grey is a bitch too he bites a lot 😭
what the fuck are yall talking about
i have two toes and they each point in opposite directions and i have to feed them daily is this healthy?
Life
show
hard truth of life, biology is a ticking time bomb :I
how did yall get to feet 😭
they dont show up on cameras
I don't get out much so I'm always barefoot but when I do go out I wear very very light converse with plenty of space inside
bet new mod-kun
You got opposable toes
😿
I blanked out for a second and then saw the message "how did yall get to feet"
No wonder why I miss half of my m2 clicks, embark not EVERYTHING NEEDS AIM ASSIST
Medieval armour boots
Armor
The only time I get out is if I'm shopping or skating
I was going to use the spread it gif but I would have to mute myself if i sent that
Got your attention

i assume you cant customise aim assist per weapon?
would actually be cool if you can have presets for that and other keybind settings either on separate profiles or based on the contestant
I didn't even try this match
Just family visits for me, very severe anxiety 😭
they’re called grippers cus they grip your attention
I'm only glancing at this chat every now and then so yeah
I wish I could befriend crows, I had a couple chilling on the block, those have great mimicry too
Sometimes they do 
arent they lowkey smart?
i did that!!! and then I moved :/
do you want tips?
Triple Heal Beam Riot is cruel af
They're beautiful birds! I bet lots of crows, blackbirds and magpies here they're awesome
same, corvids are cool
i have met someone who has a pet crow before, very cool
High-key smart, no wonder why they're often represented as a savant entity in mythology
Bro my parrot is literally just laughing to herself she's so cute 😭
My grandparents used to have parrots which would just continously yell "donkey" in spanish
they are highkey very smart
we have had crows steal juice packets from people hand and drink using the straw sort of
That's why gyro exists
are they solitary?
Otoshi shoes and cloud insoles about to have me going crazy in the gym 
Nope either on or off and now, it's off I thought at first tks didnt have aim assist since well you kinda have to point shoot and I'm right, except for m2... Thats what has aim assist 😔 and it's probably the worst aim assist to have considering how strong it is and that since I'm already moving my joystick most of the time Im over extending
Pretty sure it's illegal to have one as a pet where I live unless you're very low-key and living in the countryside where nobody will ask questions lol
Omg I do that too!
THE WHAT GIF...
ive been preaching the gospel of gyro
Same as parrots they choose a partner for life, otherwise they regroup in murders to gossip
So whenever I passed by them I'd just hear "burro" and then they start laughing, it was funny
oh lol. we have strict laws for keeping exotics. though idk about crows. as far as i know that dude has not gone in trouble so i guess its fine here
kenny!
crows are lowkey hard asf icl. i got to study vultures in the grand canyon recently
Insane I love ornythology
SOUP!
Lex u chill
we chill
One of us
theres a vulture that only eats bones. whole bones. just yulp!
She bit my knuckle ow :(
im going to school for env sci so i meet a LOT of bird people
i have been stuck on this for like 5 minutes now... might be time to altf4...
Had a juvenile crow that used to visit me everyday. Facker was spoiled and I fed him mealworms and water everyday. Kinda miss my crow bro but he was noisy af
what's the strangest animal someone you met liked?
When can we get more firefighter gear😔
bitch watchu lookin at
@elder pewter vibes
Ever seen an albino in the wild?
How I feel in point break as a heavy throwing bodies back to be revived 
yooo thats sick as fuck dude, seems chill asf
bird
No, he was the only crow I've ever seen. He hasn't visited me in a long while. Hope he's ok
He was spoiled and would always bite me lol
But ur a pink role too? or am i color blind? Is that flesh pink or something
oh wow
crows are very common here
though depending on where you are you might see pigeons more often
Birb
its more like salmon role
people rarely beat my mantis shrimp pick. as far as birds go it was definitely my teacher, he looooves turkey vultures
I think it's called salmon
Contaminated liquid role
who does he think he is
sexy
ooooh, turkey vultures
mantis shrimp is so goated (and terrifying if you encounter one irl)
AYO CHILL

I think the fella was lost, never seen a crow around here, hope he's back with his flock now
yeah definitely scary, not fatal tho so theyre peak
these motherfuckers need to fucking fix their maatchmaking holy shit
I forgot I got the craziest steal with my team in bernal by bodyblocking the enemy med trying to shoot my teammate stealing
oh shit
Guys I have a tummy ache 
I was a Heavy so I had the health to tank it, after that a blades attacked me so I goo'd them into a C4 which killed me and damaged them
This is me trying to feed him some honey water
why he steal it just to ignore it
Idk lol
I love Horizon, at the tall blue building at the back of the map there's the tall walls you can stand on, that's a really good spot for cheeky sightlines with sniper
this episode is old enough to buy alcohol
also i was initially so confused i was like "hm thats some weird english"
god i love old south park
Lol
its a different sauce for sure
Also daily reminder that starting a slam temporarily stalls you mid air
look at her asking for scritches
today i learned turret is fireproof, and can be breach drilled thru floors and will always land upright
He's so cute man 😭
didnt you tell me it was a female or did i read it wrong
uninstalled the finals im now a deadlock player
my condolences
traded shit for shit 
Team full of mediums oh boy...
i could never actually play deadlock i think i would end up on a watchlist
Play singleplayer games, I'm gonna buy pragmata when I get money

thats real i have the doom eternal dlcs to fnish
I remember inviting a random steam friend to deadlock and he now has 1k hours of play time in less than 4 months 🥀
Mmm actually good single player games
go check on him bro he might be dead at his desk with the game open
Wow two other lights with a arn dash how original😒
Fire only damages goo and shields
Thats too mad
yeah, though id rather avoid having a shallow bullet hole in me or missing a finger...
gahh live a little
Ruined his life
i have managed so and so decades so far without broken bone even lol
i dont take many risky ventures
I have been meaning to get back into it but The Finals keep pulling me back
i have to take a break from the finals its genuinely giving me back pain
stay here
gets winched
I have not had back pain yet but wrist pain from rsi has been difficult
if i play another ranked game with a person that has their brain unplugged i will legit riot
im sorry to hear that i hope it gets better for u king
Do ur other hobbies
Play the way they play so you reach flow state

Don't worry,
I always come back
this is legit the best piece of advice i've ever recieved and i've asked pros in their streams for quick tips
its fine now, but it will defintely come back later.
I am trying to get my hands on my ergonomic gear; split keyboards, angled mouse etc
i have a firm belief that streamers in the current age of gaming are the most useless people to have around
see, this is your calling
mmh... do i ?
Not the compression cube 😭
yknow ur right im gonna back to reading my light novels hopefully i get isekai'd in my sleep
Mmm yes interesting
well, i have gotten the urge to go fishing so maybe ill run into something interesting and get pricked by a life threatening venom spike 
thats a better experience than playing the finals genuinely
Ah, I'm officially stepping back from the finals and gaming for a bit to focus more on skating again. Instead using the money for pc parts I'm gonna use them for skate parts. I still plan to game but mostly casually and singleplayer games I guess
Especially with Subnautica 2 coming soon
better then squeezing lime into an open wound to try and numb the venom? yeah maybe
thats epic im just gonna play other games until embark gets their shit together
Super excited for this
Tbh don't have that high of hopes. Every season my excitement dies a bit
good on you
i need to get through my singleplayer library as well
i just reached the second to last page of the BP so i think i can rest easy knowing i will be able to finish this fully this season
The pros don’t know ball
I need to get back to playing Subnautica 1 but I'm kind of stuck, I need to find alien structures for more info
RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MORE SURVIVAL GAMES TO GO INTO MY BACKLOG RAAAAAAHHHHHHH
im gonna focus on fighting games a bit more since i dont have to rely on people that make american deer look like geniuses
Oh wow a cloak+tks player doing better than two dash+arn users it's almost LIKE I SHOULDN'T BE DOING BETTER
they're all useless if u ask me
Been getting back to Zenless after a break but also writing horror
I don't think I'll even buy this season s bp tbh, saving money for a brand new pair of skates, my current ones don't suit the style of skating I'm going for
Which one? the surface? Mid level or the inside volcano one
can u slice my hands off so i can never play a game again actually
I want to get roller skates but the roads in my country are NOT for the weak
No that's too cruel
fair
I don't know anything, but I've found the gun, found one with bones and samples of creatures near a lifepod and 2 empty areas with disabled teleporters
Just go big wheels or maybe u can do flatland wizard skating
still cool tho imo
i dont think i use these kinds of mobility tools
best i can do is a bike
actually dont do that, i need to practice granblue fantasy versus rising more
The gun is easy to find as the location is given to you, the one near a lifepod just rewards exploration and the 2 disabled teleporters I don't know what to do
this too lol
i need to get myself an offroad bicycle
Honestly I think biking might be the easiest on the body when it comes to skates, skateboard and bicycles
i was tryna think of something unique with these gadgets and this might not even be a bad way to counter people playing drop
there are too many potholes out here
ah u need to go deeper now I think, in the volcano so you should see the biggest boi breathing fire
yeah, you get a seat after all
I see, I did get the damage resistant suit but I forgot if it's heat resistant, I haven't been exploring much volcanos so yeah I think I'll have to
Anyway, see you guys. Pls behave 🙏
That and more of the perimeter since Reapers aren't a threat anymore by the seamoth upgrade
I'm planning to skate more wizard style, my current skates are too high and flexible, I need something low and stiff.
(please nerf the cooldown of it in the sequel, it's like 5 seconds)
You can get inspiration from them at least
is there no way to free roam a level?
There's customs but not sure how to set it up
private match i guess
yeah but you need 2
Oh right, that's the part I'm not sure about as I've seen others set one up solo
theres usually someone willing to just stand there
no you need two pc for that
Yeah nevermind I'm wrong, you're required to have a 2nd player which is annoying
Mods gone time to get freaky
Imagine how much easier it'll be to learn maps if setting up customs solo was an option
now we can freely type in Chinese
if you want to spectate and watch a map you need three people u included xd
i dont get inspired by pros i feel relief im not streaming a game with a dwindling player base for literal pennies on twitch
im a d1 hater
Please don't leave us alone
Don't try it
stealing all ur gifs btw
I mostly just watch vods that streamers post on YouTube, like dougdoug, ludwig
i just watch lore videos, gun videos and the games i play, it sucks no one makes funny finals content its all about being the best in the literal shittiest competitive mode on the market
anyway everyone should stop watching the finals content and tune into evo 2026
Took me too long to realize it's a goofy drawing of Anby in front of an actual background of a different character being announced
Can’t hate what you enjoy, but I get streaming to enjoy the game and try to grow it
so yeah
If someone would explain the specs/ guns in a more engaging/fun way like pyro/ wendigoon thatd be awesome
the alpha put us on 🙏
im serious i think the finals ranked is dogshit and should be reworked 
Honestly my yt homepage not that bad
i just say everything with tons of vitriol behind it
inotorious, nice
that would be amazing actually 10/10 idea
yeah ranked sucks but comp finals is genuinely peak especially compared to evo aint nobody watching 2xko
my god inotorious take me back to 2017
thats actually true no one watches 2xko but twice the amount of people playing the finals currently watches every other game at evo 
Break me down bury me I'm finished with you, is what we're all feeling when playing this game
i also agree pro finals touraments are cinema, only time where competitive in this game is fun to experience
ANGST
i love the finals but if i i had the power i would delete ranked from existence
Just needs a rework and reset
true
Can you use that power on starlight hollow instead
I'd want a netcode update to improve consistency
I would do this (credit Lynxi)
Embark should invent time travel so they can send the signals back in time for instant transmission
so rollback netcode
starlight hollow is a coughing baby compared the ranked hydrogen bomb
You can simply not play ranked though. I don't get to blacklist starlight from my pool
Laugh all you want but you don't know who I am
real fuck starlight hollow, awful map
I don’t know who I am
I am the Alpha
shartfuck shitshow
A coughing baby can die though 
Why are you yellow
actually blacklisting is a great idea
You're princess kenny
And you’re goated twin
It is but it'd mess up queue times
imagine a sword light lunging and it rollbacks to where he was before he lunged and still kills you
WOOFWOOFWOOF
thats the consequence of adding literal shit to the game
Yo yo yo chill 😭

piss
This was the loadout I was running at the start of the season. though i used shock in the beginning
I think dmat with this kit would be killer tbh
Dropping the turret like that is surprisingly strong, you get a flash AND cover fire
Yeah I wish you could run dmat with turret
yup, just hope that janky terrain doesnt flip it over away from the enemy or cuts or los
If you want to succeed in life and in the finals just remember to be an alpha and the rest will fall into place
Even then if you drop differently, you kinda get a good distraction
You don’t necessarily need the turret. If you use the hover for aggressive plays the turret will be getting scraps by the time your team is finished
yup, dropping the turret and attacking from a different location is a great strat
Yeah I get that, but the point was to find a way to actually use that damn turret lmfaooo
The nausea is getting worse. Someone might have to put me down
But dmat 
Let me be the one to do it ❤️
Follow me behind the barn 
I main cerb dmat trust me it feels evil to not run it
Cryn 😭
Just won and guess what I did the best out of the two dash arn users🥲like just tell me your bad at the game😭
Imagine a solid wall to your back and then all of a sudden you’re getting torn apart from behind 
As the Alpha I shall burden the pain alone, so I'll do it
And on fire 🤤
Exactly
No one else has to suffer
I’d trust this guy
x3
I'll allow it
Dude I need this ice Cerberus skin so bad 🤤 have you seen this peak
I got the dragon one
Btw that image on my profile is of my little bro, Gilbert, 14 years had him since birth passed due to unknown illness, I swore I wouldn't let anyone else suffer like he did and like I did. R.i.p gilly
Me too, I barely missed the red one tho 😭
Same!!
Rip Gilb!
I think the ice one even has different sound effects I might be wrong and tired
If you wanna cnck me you'll have to be harder than steel, puny beta
The alpha doesn’t know ball 
Cant wait till this season is over so I can get emerald coins and put them on my throwing knives and act like I'm a pro and have a massive ego bc I hit emerald the ultimate participation trophy
Oh hey you’re here I couldn’t see you
Sorry my anxiety was kicking up
ranked is finally what i knew best, deadbrain ppl who got no place in playin in that mode that will just hardstuck me in cursed games while doing all the work :x
I do and they're both massive and hard as stone
Get glitched nerd
The alpha doesn’t get it 
whys blue team so bad in every match
And then blame you for it bc your not using meta<3
There’s always this dude myth addict throwing on my team
Will the great beta enlighten me
The season 9 reload is sick though
The alpha should be alpha enough to understand… fake alpha 
Yeah but the sound queue…
A gif of a cnck badge? Oh I get it, it was you that was wearing the armor
Still doesn’t get it…
I am slowly starting to love this loadout on medium.
Demat is not something I usually run but man does it work well with the play style
I read that 3 times and I STILL read that word as something else
Got all S with dagger
I run this but with goo instead of hover and cerb
The Alpha sustained retina dmg from battling the great abyss so I can't see too well, what am I unable to see oh great beta
Dagger is best weapon
The bunny sustained sore tummy from eating too much carrot so she needs a nap
@valid idol
You liked my dagger plays?
i am currently legit living the kurt angle the finals sniper meme in real life
Id love a throwing knives skin to where it's mich mashed assortments of legos and you throw it at people million dollar ideas out here
No more throwing knives skins!!! You’re cut off!
The beta oni ran, typical, and as intended. Yawn
The Finals try not to make a tk/deagles skin challenge
Yo that’s wild lmao, that was a good game though
I ONLY GOT 7 EVEN THE CERBERUS HAS 11 AND NOT INCLUDING SPONSOR SKINS AND LET'S NOT MENTION THE ARN, AIM NOR M11
We need 1 billion more skins for m11 / arn
Yeah ggs all in good fun
Let’s be so real Cerberus skins suck and tks have the best skins in the game
Well... Yeah... It's kinda easy to make skins for tks
Grab any object and it can be a tks skin they just havent made any more nor have put any in a battlepass
I really want the alfaecta one for the m11 from the current BP but I'm 150 coins short 💔
TKs and hammer are tied for best skins
i already have so many skin ideas for tks
But TBH throwing knives peaked at throwing cards
Like genuinely how do you beat that?
All I got is scissors and they are peak but I want smth different
Throwing cards just give you aura
Chanclas
meme tier but also a good idea
For the country kids horse shoes
If you’ve been hit with one you’d know it ain’t no meme
Esos no son memes, amigo, son peores que un disparo.
The fan blades were also peak but lacked due to no animations
The CDs are fun too
Which is what a lot of the card skins lack bc they all share the same animation which kinda sucks😅
tks are overdue for a new animation tbh
The silverware could've had such great animation of taking bites out of random foods😔
My question is how tf does Cerberus not have a dope inspect/deploy
Dear God please when they make a animation pack make the m2 different
Boys I want a sick clan tag
Toast
Can yall provide any cool clans (also a 10 second timer is some of the wildest stuff)
Bread
Either of those.
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should the finals do the same?
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They have so many ideas🥲 literally a simple one would be just flicking the barrel up like the Olympia from bo1, to having the gun breath literal fire during a inspect and blowing the fire out🥲
Summoning the gun from a mini explosion for the deploy 👀👀👀
Summon the gun from hell????? 👀👀👀👀
devs don't care about season 5
And then send contestants there
Exactly
Literally all I ask game is give tks a animation pack PLEASEEEE
Also teddy pic
This is bread
A preorder for a battle pass ?
Hes fat and a asshole be careful
I shoot my laser at him
Unless I get to see all of it first fuck no
uhh yeah
Stimky
drippy
They could do it, but seems like a cash grab tbh
Im back 😈
I only purchase passes after I’ve seen them
No that's weird af
i prefer waiting for new season to be publicly released
phonetic spelling of apple those who know
any good players or streamers using deagles goo gun/ pyro, c4, anti-grav cube
That too so I’m getting what I’ve bought lol
@untold bobcat im almost finished with my s10 bp
almost reached lv 105
That's good
here, managed to get some gameplay of what i was running
dont mind the low quality, discord limits what i can send
#🔴┇media-chat message

I use dome instead of c4
i wanna buy more legendary gadget skins
nerf xp
I don't know how I feel about this image
how aggressively are you using Goo > deagles, i can never find the balance
I know how I feel about this and it isn't positive.
There are SO many things they can do with m2 but they haven't touched it 😭
why do i have to queue 4 times to not get starlight hollow
I feel like they boosted the chance of getting it bc it's new
xbow*
Because it's a good map and you should play it
buff sa1216
Try waiting a few minutes before queuing again
I remove your thumbs
I tend to play with them when there is another heavy. That was they draw agro while I poke the enemy lights or mediums from midrange
Imma just say my piece and dip,
starlight hollow is a decent map
y'all just dont like the playstyle you have to have to play on it
(or its a skill issue idk)
Sorry I’m in a game rn lol
So so so many🥲
I can't aim anyways vro
Now you double can't
I like starlight
Seriously
Nah it's ass
Only point meta ppl like it
That’s didn’t really answer your question sorry. I use deagles a lot more than goo. I just use goo to stall or prep the cashbox/defend. you can also use the goo to stun anyone stealing too, likewise for turrets.
i prefer not getting sniped from 7 different directions 🥀
True gamers adapt
Use obstacles
Use gateway
its not the issue, i just prefer to not have 7 snipers on the map
Use mesh, or bubble
Don't get hit
Beam them back with an lmg or deags
Crawg
Give winch unlimited range^
what do you want chud
Ily
You can adapt to an ass map, still doesn't make it any less ass
It feels like I'm constantly about to throw up im so pissed at these meds
Who else drinks their coffee black
Personally I drink it brown
yea i could use lh1 and shoot ppl thru bushes all game but i wanna get gadget kills
Piss on the meds
It isn’t ass if I hardly lose as a heavy 
Fr
it isnt ass, for you
I have brown sugar and a lot of milk and I drink it with a metal straw
Exactly. And my world revolves around me because I’m a HEAVY 
light main superiority
I two tap light mains for breakfast 
me to my doctor after the pills he gave me made me lose my friends
what rank are you
us sword mains are so oppressed
Cardboard 2
Silver because I don’t play ranked 
u wouldnt 2 tap me for breakfast 😳
a schizophrenic is speaking
I don't play ranked and I'm bronze, do better
You’ll learn someday lil guy 
ok mr silver rank
Fuck… I should have been unranked this season
Me?
silver....
I started last season and only played my placements 
Buff spear
What rank are you?
Whatever makes you get over the fact that you're an apple
I dont play ranked and Im unranked
Got me beat 
But I want my bronze background
plat i also js kinda started
I'm proud of it
Damn
I like my arsonist backround lol
I could probably get to plat if I actually played ranked
Crawg
gotta make new accs to play with people on tiktok
😂 🎉
Aw hell naw not ts again

ngl i couldnt play quickcash it gets boring dropping 15k combat score a game w little to no challenge
I'm aiming for gold just for the token but I could hit plat if I gave a shit
my god it's hard to match with the same two deadbrains in ranked, i've witnessed so much cringe shit for today lol
I just play point break and power shift tbh
valid
i havent even thought about playing either of those
They’re good when you want to grind fans quickly lol
the repeater eyeballing the Light
I placed gold last season
killing a good light isnt that easy unfortunately
the kinda shit i gotta pull off EVERY FIGHT to have a chance to get the cashout in ranked lol
Post the clips 
i can dm you clips if you want
i cant send clips here
Post it in the clip channel
didnt know that was a thing
so dm?
Quitters gotta love them
Mb in a game, go for it
Yall ever just have that friend you think youre pretty close to, and one day they just ruin their own image of themselves by making nothing out of a big deal and try to make you out as the villain?
No, we HATE quitters
Nope, I have no friends 
Nah, they everywhere they should just delete the game honestly
sent a few
I just make out with them
To make you feel aliiive
I placed silver 2 last season and it's taken me like 5 matches to get there after my placements this season
You're good at an ass map noice
Well, she's married and Im a man of honor
Fair enough, punch her
Or sum idk, I only kiss male ones
what
Genuinely nerf lh1🥲
how tf you lose to lh1
It's making my cloak look slimy
You don't play this game enough if you don't know how good the lh1 is😭
Cry me rivers of OSPUZE

nobody uses it vro
Light work
Ive seen plenty use it😭
I’ll check em out
It's a slept on gun along with the v9s
v9 is piss easy and annoying as shit
its mid ngl
v9s was turbo meta and is now mid
alr lmk how u feel about em
2x headshot multiplier with crazy range and good fire rate says otherwise
stat farming weapon
Sure😭
Laser beam
ty
great now im getting ingame stuttering and freezing
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Ever gonna tell em what I couldn't see earlier 🤣
You were being a discord alpha
Bro I was spreading kindness
Let me find the video for you to watch and you’ll get it lol
I got you with the sauce
And I'm an alpha everywhere
I was being satire but you took it literally lol
Ahh, well this world is full of betas and all they know is how to be mean so yea I took it literal, my bad brother
You’re good, I didn’t take it personally 🤣
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Watch that, you’ll understand the gif after watching it
Ight
damn its beautiful
Pickle rick? 
got some good ragebait emotes too
Shush emote is certified best ragebait emote
when i was 17 i had cars 2 running on repeat in my room
All that espuze wont make starlight any less garbage 😂
mater get all the carhoes
Straight up spraying febreeze on dogshit
Ahh, yea I don't keep up with stuff on the Internet man, honestly. You can't forsake my alpha title just because I don't watch videos about betas 🤣
Why is Oscar moving to the beat rn tho
game too good
my top 3 easy
Kyoto means ARN time
farming em currently
Hate all you want, I enjoy the map 

went exactly as expected
No one's saying you can't enjoy the map, we're just saying it's ass
All my irl friends went to bed im bored af
Same
I'll be your friend buddy
I'm staying up all night to fix my sleep schedule though
It's so starlight hollow (garbage) rn
Buddies
Yeah same
nobody is responding to my messages, should I upload my friends private information online?
Someone tried to tell me winch is better then goo gun for using hammer
winch is more consistent
Yes, yes it is
also goo is getting gutted soon anyway so i wouldn't bother
Winch is the best spec full stop
Yes. First and last name followed by address
Rather use goo then winch honestly
They’re both good for it I think
Winch only gets one use in-between cool downs, goo is infinite goo is better
Stop them in their tracks instead of relying on one and if I missed im cooked
What gonna happen to it?
goo stun is gonna go from .8 to .2
making is unusable for melee heavy
Good lol
Goo stun go bye bye once they figure out how to stop that change from bugging the game
Spaghetti code moment
if thats your first reaction then you're probably the demographic embark is balancing towards lol
They balance towards pro esports so not me
Embark caters to themselves it's their game, if they kill it we pack up g, let em do what they want no big deal
Or what demographic did you mean lol
I’ll never leave
It's all a game in the end
The ones that have a skill issue
Oh yeah I’ve only ever been as high as gold in ranked
I also haven’t played since last October because I’ve been too busy with work so that doesn’t help my skill haha
That's fantastic dog, gold ain't nothing to sneeze at when you work
What game u going to switch to if this dies?
criticism is how a game stays alive
No shooters but I have a lot of other games that can occupy my time
If the recent patches are kinda ass then rightfully people will say stuff
people are very vocal about this game because they love it so much and offers something no other shooter does
Criticize it to your heart's content bro, I do it all the time but you can't come at people for it that's not cool
They should add a PTB before implementing big patches
PTB?
Player test build. Dead by daylight had something like that where people could play and try out new content or patches prior to it going live in the actual game. It helped get peoples feedback
oh my god my last ranked game drained me mentally, i had the stereotypical grapple sniper light hardscoping for a living, trolling in chat afterwards saying "bro bow change" and then proceeded to jump into the void just to lose, i carried this game almost on my own and we won the tournament, with him saying "ez gg" at the end
Isn’t that game super survivor biased
Someone said it earlier but I agree with class locks
Maybe if we had more players
always the lights…
if that happens make the win per class badges shown to everyone in your team
I’m sorry you must experience such agony.
why do they make this hit enemies with 5 items not a challenge when its not even working
Whoops, wrong person
I haven’t played in forever so idk about now but it’s like one of those things where all the survivors think it’s killer sided and all the killers think it’s survivor sided
i just threw a bench at some dude and it didnt even fucking count, like come on man
funny thing about this game is that i resed him twice because he was jumping into the void, and when i told him "enjoy negative kdr" he stopped, you gotta know how to talk to them
reverse psychology is crazy
So any balancing decisions they make, no one wins. Got it
Pretty much lol someone will be mad about it
Literally any game bro, I stopped playing shooters once battlefield 4 died, and the finals is the first shooter I've played since then, so about 8 years with no shooters, any game will do bro as long as it's good shooters aren't all there is
At that point, might as well make the game how you wanted it to be in the first place. If game good, game succeed.
EVIL
KIND
yeah basically that, only it was his own idea to jump off lol
I LOVE IT
See had rez been instant, that wouldn't have happened. Now would it, Embark?!
can I have a chickenburger please
what I meant is after he stops jumping off the map
I would’ve continued farming him
Quemby you should jump of a cliff , holtow insurance is a scam It never helped me once
Yes, we got your claim in the mail
Sorry all the chickens have been eaten, we have pheasant and quail burgers, will that do?
Do yall have beef
imagine being so fucking dogshit that you miss all your shots and play like shit in round 1 then in round 2 you land all your headshots, dashes insta lock on and you are able to melt people in .5s of thje m11, like how obvious do you make it
And what did you do with it?
what is a pheasant and quail
never heard of it
Gurave Khadre, 34 Vandrapur sector 14
Khadre is like a name of a one piece villain (respectfully)
I will dox his work place too 1 sec
Aw dang it
how dare he ignore my messages he will pay for it
Quails are little desert chickens and pheasants are colorful turkey chickens
Are you in heaven or sum😭
Pearly Gates 👍
why u got corn in your discord server?????
Check under your bed...
Y’all a black widow just climbed on me and I lowkey panicked so fucking hard just now and I’m amazed I didn’t get bit
let it sit on your balls
Did you kill it or what
Yeah I swiped it off me then grabbed tissues to crush it but it somehow survived the initial crushing and climbed over part of the tissues and I had to do it again
Wouldn't you go to hell because you own an insurance company
My heart is beating at a million miles a minute
There lowkey doesn't exist any dangerous Spider in my country lol. The most dangerous insect we have is the Tic 😭
I would've fed it to my cat
Ticks don’t even exist in my area, and the closest area that has them they don’t carry Lyme
I would have caught it and put a little red wig on it
You should've kept it in a jar and made it your pet
sounds good
I will have that with a side of fries 
They taste like chicken if it had diarrhea before being cooked
more flavour I guess
Depending on the type of venom a spider has it’s actually really dangerous to feed them to your cat, my uncle’s cat had to go to the vet after eating a hobo spider a year ago
Oof all out of fries, any other side you'd like?
Bro lives in a vulcano. Or on an ice box
Nah my cat eats anything, he's a fatass hell survive
Worse, Mormon country
ughhhh
what do yall have left?
eat the spiders, mate with the spiders, make a spider army , breed with the army to make an even larger army, dominate america
We have plastic fries made from 100% authentic recycled plastic and pheasant and quail fries
Bro eats nothing but cyberpunk scop
Is this a restaurant, I'll have a mcflurry, thank you
I will have the plastic please
put extra microplastics in it
Yea good call, don't want you getting bird flu from too much bird
had my mate turn into a bird once
How did they take it?
Oof sorry the ice cream isn't working
I love how we barely talk about the finals here
What is The FInals?
I'll have the quail ice cream, thank you
I have them in a decently sized cage now
Ah yes, and once my army is complete, i will be able to fit them all in a shoe box and send them to the president and make demands 🫡
An exam I think, not too sure tho
Sss, sorry but we fed all the quail to the other person
What is an exam?
Pheasant ice cream
Do you have potatoes?
I ordered that already as well my bad
Fatass
One pheasant mcflurry coming right up
Yuck
Yes please my alpha
I am not taking any shit talk from a furry
No only plastic potatoes if that works for you
Woah woah, who told you I'm a furry? I'm clearly an apple
I have heard from many
If it was @pine abyss dont trust her, she likes to self project
Apple furry? 😭
SOS ice cream?
Exactly what I'm confused abt
they have said a lot about you
anything is possible I guess
Who's they dawg, there's like 3 people who think I'm a furry, and they all lying
3 against 1
not very good odds for you buddy
Social Democrat ice cream 👍
3 lies against one truth
Wow yum, can I have one
They were talking about him being a furry earlier too and a few days ago
You don't know anything about this, stop lying
I suppose i am selling stuff now as well. So yes
WHY AM I PLAYING AGAINST RUBY AS SILVER, JUST MAKE THE QUE 15 MINUTES IDC
You guys missed it earlier, Oscar was dancing to the song I had on
Okay yeah I lied lol
Only thing you're selling is lies, scammer
so he is a furry?
Read the message above you buddy
Idk ask him
Well, when nothing goes right, go left
No I'm NOT, those are all allegations
Is that the new quote for holtow?
above is you is my message?
I just got here but that’s why I said I don’t know and to ask you but you said no so that means you’re not
About an hour ago
this game runs like wiping ass with sandpaper rn
No, Social Democrats 😂
People have a hard time udnerstanding that
love micro freezing every ms at 130fps
Quemby stop trying to act like a normal human
I've explained like 20 times why they're there, there's a good reason for them
I wasn’t here for explanation but it’s okay, I believe you
I don't even have micro freezing atp it just gets stuck for like 2 seconds and then goes back to normal and after a few seconds it happens again
yeah i get that too
Thanks you
Even Chinese people are brainrot now
Why are they talking in English if they're Chinese, larpers
I’m possible
When things look glum, vote 31 👍
Yes you are, never give up
Yeah I never met a Chinese guy named Tony
No there's a Chinese guy named Tony, he sells shit
😂I meant impossible lol
Vote yes on prop 18
Exactly, he's chill
That’s Tony?
Yes
Okay I believe you, I believe anything everyone’s tell me on the internet because people on the internet wouldn’t lie, that would be wrong
Why would people lie on the internet
Exactly
why am I not able to leave a ranked match when I started with only 2 team mates? also happens when one disconnects
You should be able to leave
Why is everybody in game feedback sending the same YouTube video
yooo LF +1
Idk I seen that earlier
-lfg
I got that vid recommended to me too, now I wanna watch it
Europe: #lfg-eu-casual • #lfg-eu-ranked
North America: #lfg-na-casual • #lfg-na-ranked
Asia: #lfg-asia-casual • #lfg-asia-ranked
Oceania: #lfg-oce-casual • #lfg-oce-ranked
South America: #lfg-sa-casual • #lfg-sa-ranked
Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.
Im a Nigerian prince. I need your help if u send me 1000 dollars ill give u 1% of my fortune
bruh these servers getting worse and worse, reg/damage issues and now its stuttering and cheaters, constant people not taking damage or killing you when you are around the corner
not without penalty
thank you
Lino what do you beat? Are you a fighter
Also how'd you get unbanned dawg
Music!!
Does it say you’ll get one if you leave? Sometimes I’ve thought it does but when I read it more carefully it was saying i would not get a penalty
Why do you beat music, beating isn't nice
"and you will be penalised"
I dont beat it i produce it
I contacted the president of sweden, mr swiss cheese
That's what she said
Oh then idk that’s weird
😂
Oh wow you have connections
I got first paycheck dwgs
In casual modes you lose all progression gained from the match and in ranked you also get a timeout along with that
the game is crashing when i alt tab gg
This late? 😭
Great, now gift me the season 3 battle pass
-lfg
Europe: #lfg-eu-casual • #lfg-eu-ranked
North America: #lfg-na-casual • #lfg-na-ranked
Asia: #lfg-asia-casual • #lfg-asia-ranked
Oceania: #lfg-oce-casual • #lfg-oce-ranked
South America: #lfg-sa-casual • #lfg-sa-ranked
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i need to send 35 messages for contestant?
Yes my dog's nephew's third son's owner's cousin's brother's friend's father is friends with Obama's wife's husband
Yes
Yeah I know but he was saying his teammate left usually in ranked if your teammate leaves you can also leave without penalty as Long as you aren’t the first to leave
I need to buy UBP
I'm over it
happens consistantly, I either get only 2 people in my team from the start, one disconnects mid way or one person does like 300 damage in a full round of ranked with over time...
The solo experience is worse than it's ever been
A few days ago my whole pc was crashing when I alt tabbed, I fixed it by changing the window to borderless fullscreen
thank u
lino beats
Hello over it, I'm yazan
yo
Bro use a crt
That used to happen to me but I would be able to leave without issue
Lowkey ranked needs a major overhaul
more like lino meats
Dawg we don't have a president 😭
Crts are tuff tbh
ayo
What’s your ideas
Idk I'm not unc enough to know what that is
That's what they want you to think
I haven't been able to leave a single ranked match without penalty since I came back a week ago, it's depressing being forced to play until we come last because we have a player down
Ughhh, Sweden's prime minister then. Sorry my Swedish isn't good
Is that a yes?
are u sure

Oh yeah? He's a busy guy you know
Yeah that does suck
at least when they had bank it I could play that 🫠
lmaoo
if not an apple, then what?
You should produce something for Kanye
L Kanye
To apple or to not apple, that is the question
now there's nothing for the soloQ player
I definetely should, whos ur favorite rapper
W Kanye before he went crazy
He she apple, me you i apple
who hopping on far far west
bro hit the stanky leg


Damn idek, I don’t think I really have a favorite tbh because who I listen to changes all the time. Like in high school i would listen to logic religiously so at that time I would’ve told you him but I think I just out grew it or something idk if that makes sense
Wtf is a snapple
I believe the health minister fainted next to him. Funny how he panics himself before helping 😂😭
snapple apple
My guys
He prob thought there was a shooter, which is why he was trying to duck
The running concept fora lot of people is 4 team lobbies with a double elimination system so there’s the same amount of rounds but lobbies are much easier to matchmake, additionally it’d allow for match cancellations from missing teammates to work without making 7 other teams have to requeue

I just listen to whatever sounds good to me tbh. Mostly joji

what is reality
I remember when he was pink guy
42
Listen to AK Bandamont
I miss filthy frank, but happy he's moved on
61
Bro. There def are weapons in Sweden, but really, there aren't weapons in Sweden 😭 like how tf do you get your hands on one
+5
