⚡┇the-finals-chat

[untold bobcat]

Hola

[modern bison]

how's life been

[scenic burrow]

Me (who hasn't played since season 1-3 ) always get stuck with Ruby players who have 5 seasons worth of emeralds or it'll be diamond duo mediums using p90s and it's just like🥲 let me just play the game oml🥲

[untold bobcat]

We had way worse metas though. Lh1 pike rooftop poke meta was the worst

[regal sedge]

Now ranked is constantly 2 sniper cloak lights who go 0-8

[modern bison]

well repeater is in the trash so you're safe

[smoky raft]

True, but 18 minutes for two points isn't much better than 20 minutes for two points

At least Point Break is consistent, Quick Cash will just decide that your team specifically deserves 3rd even if you've outperformed 2nd in literally every way.
Cashout is honestly a little worse than QC for this bc you need >20 points a day, and at least 6 seperate rounds IF you're consistently placing second

[untold bobcat]

Busy with internship now. No more the finals 😭

[modern bison]

aye man get your money and experience, the finals is gonna be here

[regal sedge]

Bros w*rking

[scenic burrow]

Lh1 is coming back but it isn't even being used for poking anymore🥲just straight up using it like it's the v9s😭

[rose bear]

How do people even control the SA1216? Cant even figure it out right. Idk if its harder on controller or a genuine skill issue

[minor wing]

i do think they should reward more for 3rd place, but getting to final makes such a large difference imo

[untold bobcat]

I'm gonna miss out the dope minigun and ks skins 💔

[umbral pumice]

Absolutely false twin

[modern bison]

I'll get it for you

[umbral pumice]

We jus be lying

[safe arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-babby-slime-squish-gif-14494939531856206329

[modern bison]

I didn't say it was trash, it's just more sidelined

[regal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[safe arrow]

Kyoto being added is what really did it

[alpine anchor]

Can I have a job and play finals even if I am married?

[umbral pumice]

Ill admit it I was trio carried

[modern bison]

fcar is taking over med rn

[umbral pumice]

You LITERALLY said it was in the trash 😭

[tiny oriole]

all it is is pretty much pulling down a little

[regal sedge]

My friends refuse to play ranked (I don’t blame them)

[safe arrow]

I did it and could hit d1 but I mean, it all comes down to how consistently you can win. You need at least a 50% win rate to be halfway good tbh

[umbral pumice]

WHAT did that mean 😭

[modern bison]

yh it's in the trash, but one man's trash is another man's treasure ppl still dig it up it's just not ideal

[scenic burrow]

Please censor repeater. I have trauma fighting a Ruby repeater. My tv head hasn't been shattered so many times in my life

[rose bear]

Ah I see. Probably just dont use it enough to do somewhat okay with it

[modest nexus]

Also the nightmare that was season 8

[ember flame]

dont keep holding it,shot 2 round then adjust and shoot 2 again or just tap and shoot

[smoky raft]

6 rounds a day is still kinda crazy, it's far from 4 hours tho

[regal sedge]

Real

[modern bison]

I played against a pro player running repeater, my trauma trumps your trauma

[safe arrow]

He said Trump im triggered

[regal sedge]

Ks23 is just repeater but for people that have sex

[minor wing]

some people probably go on large gaming sessions on some days instead of just everyday

[rose bear]

KS23 my beloved

[safe arrow]

☠️

[umbral pumice]

This is GENUINELY true

[untold bobcat]

My riot did pretty well against diamond repeater 😋

[robust mesa]

hard truth time. Invincible is everything The Boys wishes it was

[umbral pumice]

I think I'm falling in love with you.

[modest nexus]

KS-23 is the Titan but cool

[modern bison]

this was made for a reason

[rose bear]

So just half the mag and then adjust for positioning in fights?

[heady sapphire]

Come on stop being shy basement dwellers and send the contestants

[regal sedge]

I like the titan tho :(

[safe arrow]

Everyone agrees w bro

[modern bison]

I'm triggered too now thanks a lot

[alpine anchor]

What about the revolver

[umbral pumice]

You're a BUM

[modest nexus]

It's Repeater but for Heavy

[untold bobcat]

Titan is dead

[modern bison]

satan for fat people

[umbral pumice]

W weapon

[ember flame]

no i meant adjust ur aim and shoot basically stop for milisecond this is how u will learn its recoil pattern

[regal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-south-park-kenny-south-park-kennyaboba-turtle-gif-24341391

[umbral pumice]

I don't think I want to touch it

[safe arrow]

I miss being able to flare my 1500 health mesh shield like a peacock on and off mid fight while spraying entire teams with an overtuned flamethrower 🙁

[scenic burrow]

This is why you eat at tgi fridays

[smoky raft]

Idk
I want to hit Emerald this season, but I've just had this awful feeling that something bad is going to happen to one of my loved ones any day now and I'll be left with nothing but memories of my grind to Emerald 1
It'll only get worse if I try again for S11 when they're supposed to drop Light gear

[regal sedge]

Oh I touch ranked alright

[honest jay]

guys anyone want to play minecraft with me>

[umbral pumice]

You GET touched

[honest jay]

?

[modern bison]

Braq I love you but like take a break if that's the case twin and chill with fam

[safe arrow]

If only

[alpine anchor]

Revolver is almost like r*peater but its more faster

[umbral pumice]

The titan shouldn't exist

[safe arrow]

Why did you censor it 😭

[minor wing]

i could help with the emerald grind

[scenic burrow]

It still takes half of my health when I even slightly get touch with it🥲

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-the-finals-tf2-team-fortress-2-meme-gif-6539983010219196946

[regal sedge]

Revolver is flirting and repeater is sexual harassment

[umbral pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818308821574615044/1355208199241863402/caption.gif

[safe arrow]

Make a weekend event where they bring nukes back

[modern bison]

yes

[honest jay]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-huh-what-dog-question-mark-gif-23128484

[regal sedge]

And P90 is a candle lit bath

[untold bobcat]

I think chinals had or has a nuke mode

[regal sedge]

I thought I saw that

[safe arrow]

C4 on red barrels or gas barrels?

[modern bison]

fcar is like cocaine, you don't wanna use it cs you don't wanna be a druggie but once you use it you're hooked

[scenic burrow]

What is the most overtuned weapon rn in yalls opinion?

[modest nexus]

Chimera

[regal sedge]

Premade nukes I think

[modern bison]

chimera is pretty solid, it's not really broken tbh

[safe arrow]

Rip

[untold bobcat]

Probably crossbow needs a tiny nerf

[safe arrow]

Nerf everyone but me

[modest nexus]

It's strange as it's not straight up overpowered, but I don't like it when a weapon powercreeps 2 past ones

[scenic burrow]

Thats real, I feel like the p90 is the most op rn tho

[regal sedge]

Facts

[umbral pumice]

I agree

[safe arrow]

Half their damage double mine

[modern bison]

v9 and what else?

[untold bobcat]

P90 is only good against light

[modest nexus]

Like the Chimera completely invalidates Pike by having the same thresholds but faster RPM and P90 by having better mobility with less penalties

[smoky raft]

I'm gonna do that
Video games should be more of a night time activity anyways ig

[modern bison]

p90 isn't op but it's a shredder, akm and fcar are still better options-ish depending on what range you wanna play from

[safe arrow]

Oh a 1 in the chamber gamemode would go stupid

[regal sedge]

Most OP? Are you on crack 😭

[rose bear]

Ngl I genuinely thought it was semi-auto

[umbral pumice]

We never should have gotten the repeater, we should have gotten the chimera and the pike should fall into a middleground of the current pike and repeater

[safe arrow]

Yes but that is irrelevant

[modest nexus]

P90 is Med's third worst weapon straight up, it has too many penalties vs AKM to justify picking for Med

[rose bear]

Not an automatic shotgun

[umbral pumice]

I'll die on this hill

[modest nexus]

No I agree with you, the weapon is complete bullcrap game design

[modern bison]

I don't think it outdoes p90 at all since at close range p90 can compete assuming you don't get headshot

[scenic burrow]

I can drain half the man's hp and he can whip around and melt me like he's shooting acid at me🥲

[untold bobcat]

Heavy should get Martini henry

[merry fulcrum]

~ plays ranked match
Top team has 35k
Second team has 27k
My team has 12k
Last place team has 7k

Final minute. Top team starts first box

I tell team to go after next box. Team of random decide to push top team while second place team secures second box.

In conclusion, I hate playing with people that have a toddler level mathematics understanding

[ember flame]

it is but iff u keep holding the trigger its not worth it

[modern bison]

hipfire will bless you

[safe arrow]

Give full control of the game to AI and see what happens

Specifically the AI from Lego batmans computer

[regal sedge]

My team will just start double jeopardy and lose it

[modest nexus]

The bigger reason why chimera is generally better is by it still having mid range capability meanwhile P90 is just why, especially on class more proficient at mid range

[umbral pumice]

I like the chimera a lot, I really really like it

[merry fulcrum]

I wish I could punch people through screens

[regal sedge]

Everyone boo this guy

[rose bear]

Ima keep using it and see what works for me

[modern bison]

p90 was always meant for meds who either stuck to a heavy or had run n gun within buildings and it does its job

[modest nexus]

Like since season 8 I have been trying to think of every scenario possible for P90 and all of them are invalidated by AKM

[umbral pumice]

Oh boo hiss waa waa

[slim furnace]

God forbid if you're at #2 with a cashout underway because now #3 and #4 are on your ass

[modern bison]

p90 is goated truzz

[umbral pumice]

AKM SUPREMACY

[regal sedge]

I can’t even complain about this game tho, between RL and CR, this game is paradise

[scenic burrow]

Maybe not most it is op rn tho🥲 It has the same ttk as the m11 (against lights) and with that the headshot multipler is brutal🥲

[modest nexus]

Up close dps, vs the three classes, leniency, 1v1 duels vs melee, only perfect headshots vs what's feasible, nada

[daring current]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchy-luna-cat-crunch-cat-blinking-close-up-gif-26931104

[smoky raft]

HH opened the door for a bunch of arcade modes
I kinda want to see CL-40 spleef and one in the chamber one suspended structures (not like HH suspended structures, just two big ones that seperate the teams so they have to snipe each other)

[merry fulcrum]

Not aware of these acronyms. Rocket league?

[regal sedge]

Rocket League and Clash Royale

[merry fulcrum]

Oh

[modest nexus]

I have tried so many times it's so bad, like bruh I glaze low tier weapons a lot, this one I can't

[honest jay]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-yay-yippie-yippie-yippee-yay-yay-yay-gif-2053302923042641858

[scenic burrow]

That and the triple light curse and your all using dagger and there you have the unholy trinity

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/faker-shush-gif-11473756061879643280

[modest nexus]

Best part is that it is still a decent weapon, just has no purpose and is now power crept by Chimera

[umbral pumice]

I LOVE THE DUAL BLADES GIVE ME ETERNAL GLAZE

[regal sedge]

Id rather have 3 dagger than three sniper icl

[merry fulcrum]

Nobody pisses me off when people DJ for first cashout

[regal sedge]

Sniper players are the WORST team players

[scenic burrow]

Facts

[smoky raft]

I did this once with randoms and we won the round

Only in QC

[merry fulcrum]

Objective fact (unless it’s power shift or TA)

[modest nexus]

2 sniper and 1 dagger is the most dysfunctional a team can be in Finals

[regal sedge]

True

[umbral pumice]

Triple dual blades with smoke and prox sensor was probably the best time of my life

[alpine anchor]

Powershift snipers are more annoying than cashout

[modest nexus]

Dagger needs your teammates to take attention away from them, but they're sniper which also need the same thing

[mint pelican]

light sword players are cancer

[modest nexus]

They're annoying but that's Light, they're always annoying

[untold bobcat]

Sword is so shit though

[scenic burrow]

In quick cash the heavy is eating a red barrel while the medium is a uncle that just got off a 48 hour shift at home depot what do you expect

[mint pelican]

fr

[umbral pumice]

Remove sword and yeah that sentence checks out

[modest nexus]

It's bottom 3 just above Sniper and Dagger

[merry fulcrum]

HHH
ALL spears

[regal sedge]

Light sword and sniper players are the worse teammates you’ll ever have

[untold bobcat]

I miss peak sword

[modern bison]

it's okay not eb can be me

[umbral pumice]

Viable

[alpine anchor]

Is dual blades player more gayer than riot shield

[modest nexus]

That's a bunch of meatbags that can poke you with damage

[umbral pumice]

Ngl I could make it work

[merry fulcrum]

Going home in a money bag

[modest nexus]

I don't, current sword is in the best state it has been at

[umbral pumice]

All day every day but you gotta play it like three samurai

[regal sedge]

Triple spear would actually scare me lmao

[untold bobcat]

Look how they killed my boy

[scenic burrow]

And then they'll be like "why weren't you at the team fight? " WHAT TEAM FIGHT IT WAS YOU JUST GETTING JUMPED

[modest nexus]

Sure it needs a buff but it's not completely awful to go against

[untold bobcat]

Current sword is no skill expression buggy mess. All embark had to do was remove multihit and nerf left click danage a bit

[merry fulcrum]

Riot shield makes you want to slap a baby

[smoky raft]

That's why they gutted it
It was you

[regal sedge]

The weapons aren’t even the problem it’s the player istg

[umbral pumice]

I LOVE dual blades with smoke nades and prox sensors it's basically invis on crack

[tulip forge]

so whats everyone complaining abotu today?

[untold bobcat]

Can't lie I was a menace on the sword

[merry fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-baby-gif-13695875

[umbral pumice]

Smoke up an entire room and throw prox sensors down

[untold bobcat]

Life

[tulip forge]

fair

[umbral pumice]

I call it hotboxing

[modest nexus]

Yeah but the problem was that the "tech" was a problem for Embark to balance, which led to the easter nerf into the 7.6 overhaul

[scenic burrow]

Sigh the pros sensor oh how I hate it🥲 not as much as I hate sensor grenades tho those are just cancer

[regal sedge]

My instinct when I see smoke is to find the nearest gas barrel

[untold bobcat]

Give heavy spliff ability. He light's one up and gets increased mobility and the ability to smoke anywhere

[tulip forge]

lol

[umbral pumice]

I like this idea

[merry fulcrum]

I wonder what the overhaul melee system is going to be. DMC combos for sword dash

[smoky raft]

Ngl I knew it was a problem at the start of season 6 but I didn't know it was "spin in circles on the cashout and team wipe" problematic

It looks like it had less skill expression back then than it does now 😭

[regal sedge]

Remove lights legs and heavies arms, buff repeater

[tulip forge]

sword has never been an "issue" it's just
people find it annoying

[modest nexus]

Sworc could use a buff but a revert to the old lunge is a bad idea, just loosen the clamp a bit

[scenic burrow]

Light gets a cig, medium gets a cigar and heavy just has the FATTEST blunt imaginable

[regal sedge]

I think it’s cuz the players that use sword are dogshit

[untold bobcat]

It had more skill expression back then, it's just that it was overturned. Current sword is just left click spam

[smoky raft]

At least now you kinda have to have opponents on your screen

[regal sedge]

Made me cackle

[umbral pumice]

I think a smoke nade skin where you light a blunt is a good idea

[steep raven]

Drippyyy

[modest nexus]

If the lunge is going a bit off angle, let the Light adjust it just enough to have the lunge hit, but not a full 90 degrees to suddently cover a large area with 120 damage

[untold bobcat]

The best part about old swork was how you could juke. Lunge 180 dash back and they can't follow you

[umbral pumice]

Hotboxing as a medium is the best idea I've ever had

[alpine anchor]

I want heavy sniper

[untold bobcat]

Yooooo, it's my second day at work. It's been tiring

[modest nexus]

Can we not have a second sniper

[merry fulcrum]

I was hoping we would’ve gotten a boomerang weapon

[regal sedge]

The server blocked what I wanted to say to this but it involved the gas grenade

[peak shoal]

wtf man

[smoky raft]

Either spam right click and don't even look at opponents or spam left click and hold W

Whenever sword isn't absolute garbage balance-wise it's hard to defend lol

[merry fulcrum]

No

[umbral pumice]

The gas nade doesn't work for hotboxing because you take too much damage

[untold bobcat]

Martini henry

[steep raven]

Damnnn you okay? I'm doing tryout rn

[modest nexus]

Current lunge the bigger problem is that except for Light, 1 lunge doesn't cross a new kill threshold

[alpine anchor]

We have bow and arrow

[modest nexus]

120 doesn't cross thresholds vs Med and Heavy is too tanky anyways

[umbral pumice]

Heavy my beloved

[merry fulcrum]

Bow and arrows can’t do a full return

[umbral pumice]

Beefcakes forever

[modest nexus]

Sword is more of a finisher tool, but Matter was buffed this season

[umbral pumice]

Matter buffs 💪

[untold bobcat]

It's alr, just a bit tiring. Can't wait for it to be over.

[alpine anchor]

What is boomerang again

[mint yarrow]

@sinful token nice cheats

[alpine anchor]

Is the thing that u throw and come back to u

[regal sedge]

Matter is cool and fun to use but man it has no cool skins or sauce 😭

[merry fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/parallel-universe-operation-boomerang-gif-15332015

[umbral pumice]

The lick

[neat geode]

what mouse aim sens do you use? I'm on 1600dpi, 9 sens and 37% zoom multiplier

[alpine anchor]

Oh okay

[knotty swallow]

If they all emote/spin together they should morph into a mega heavy with a skyscraper as a spear

[smoky raft]

Haha
Light getting a weapon

Light hasn't gotten a new weapon in almost half of this game's total lifespan

[untold bobcat]

1600 17

[rancid schooner]

Hey guys can you report this guy for me or if someone at embark sees this ban this guy pls (DeathGun#1879). Started calling me and other guy racial slurs via voice chat and called us the rtrd, f@ggt after we started losing our fights.

[modest nexus]

ARN gaming

[steep raven]

https://apesquad.org/tournaments/classics-i-2026.html

LETS GO TEAM SECRET

[gaunt gazelle]

@peak shoal HELLOYYY

[regal sedge]

Transpearers

[knotty swallow]

I was thinking Might Morphing Power Spearangers but that works too lol

[neat geode]

zoom %?

[umbral pumice]

Ape squad is awesome I'm sorry they've got bananers

[regal sedge]

Same mind different typing speeds

[steep raven]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-puppey-clement-ivanov-team-secret-appreciate-it-gif-27378277

[smoky raft]

Yep
Iirc the game has been out for 3 years, so Light has actually not gotten a weapon for 1/3 of the lifespan

[umbral pumice]

Banana

[regal sedge]

I’m excited for thermal to come back

[modest nexus]

2 years, we're at season 10 and ARN is a season 6 addition

[knotty swallow]

Their outfit is sponsored by Orf so it is immediately the best one
(unless a team has engimo)

[umbral pumice]

Banananers

[alpine anchor]

triple flamethrower with winch is worse than figthing triple spears

[modest nexus]

Season 6 was 1 year ago at March 20th, 2025

[smoky raft]

Yep
Last weapon was March 2025
Currently April 2026
Just over a year straight now

[knotty swallow]

I mean... triple anything will be better than spear. This is to be expected.

[modest nexus]

Light doesn't need anything new however, that's the problem with Finals getting more guns

[regal sedge]

I want thermal back :)

[modest nexus]

I mean we got a new close to mid range crossbow that power crept 2 guns

[umbral pumice]

I would like to see some more gas things to play around with

[knotty swallow]

Next patch every light gadget will be disabled but we will get thermal vision back

[modest nexus]

That's a returning gadget, not a new gun that will most likely just power creep

[silver osprey]

Thank yall for the support
(i wasnt even 50 subs now I am at 110)

[umbral pumice]

I propose a rework to weapons that fall in the same category

[devout spade]

@smoky raft you better stop they gonna call you a light player who deserves nothing

[modest nexus]

For Med with crossbow it was P90 and Pike

[regal sedge]

Make it so flash bangs effect thermal for 2x duration and trigger easier and bring it back please

[smoky raft]

Last time Light got anything was July 2025, so in July when S11 drops (if we get anything lol) it'll be the first one in a year

[regal sedge]

Oh yeah I see mb misread

[knotty swallow]

This reminds me. I need to watch that video still lol. Might as we do it now since I needed something to watch

[rose bear]

Light doesnt need more weapons

[umbral pumice]

Let's make the crossbow a gas dart long range automatic weapon with a slow fire rate but very low recoil

[alpine anchor]

Light need boomerang

[regal sedge]

Lemme make that 111

[modest nexus]

My big problem with adding more guns to Finals is that there's so many it makes it so that new weapons are redundant from the start or power creep

[umbral pumice]

Let's remove the repeater

[knotty swallow]

We need a new spec and a melee rework

[devout spade]

Atp just expect to get nothing. Ignoring light gets devs points cuz most of the community hate the class

[smoky raft]

Yeah that's usually my job

I do believe with every cell of my being that Medium will get their third new spec at the same time or before Light gets their first. That's the way it should be.

[untold bobcat]

Give light a deployable heavy

[modest nexus]

Just give Light BOB from Overwatch

[knotty swallow]

Turn light into the engineer

[devout spade]

And we still gonna get told to coin ourselves for askin for a hint of what lights job was supposed to be😂

[umbral pumice]

Give us new things to play with but be creative with it give light a breach loaded gl

Change crossbow to do something with gas

[modest nexus]

But yeah we don't need more automatics, mid range precision weapons, snipers, shotguns or melee weapons

[knotty swallow]

We should definetly have a BOB-esque outfit for heavy. I guess Ursa or that other new heavy fit works

[umbral pumice]

Give light a fire weapon like the cerb/flamethrower

[devout spade]

Oh and let's not forget IF light gets a new spec whether its op or not it will be nerfed within the week of release if people complain about it

[minor wing]

sticky launcher light

[regal sedge]

I love the knight skins and aesthetic it’s so awesome

[scenic burrow]

PLEASEEEEE

[untold bobcat]

I forgot, can't use my pc rn so I can't look it up

[modest nexus]

Throwable weapons on the others would be strange but projectile based ones as there's only 4 in the game currently with 3 on Light

[smoky raft]

Atp giving Light the ability to turn into Medium as a spec would actually just be the best thing in their kit, hands down.
The only thing Light is best at rn is ttk against other Light players and technically stealth.

[modest nexus]

Which can be solved easily, Chimera

[untold bobcat]

Martini henry for heavy with somewhat slow projectile

[scenic burrow]

This. Literally this.

[devout spade]

I despise that your correct

[regal sedge]

It’s always hitscan right?

[knotty swallow]

Are they taking a light stretch?

[umbral pumice]

CHIMERA PROJECTILE POISON TIPPED GAS EFFECT DART

[modest nexus]

it's only hitscan right now

[umbral pumice]

PLEASE

[regal sedge]

It should at LEAST be like the bow IMO

[devout spade]

Being so fr this shit needs to be pinned lmfao

[modest nexus]

Waiter, more mid to long range precision weapons please

[alpine anchor]

Light should get a gun like m79 from far cry 4

[untold bobcat]

Cmon, single shot breach load with a slow projectile

[knotty swallow]

A stim that gives extra temp health would be crazy ngl

[smoky raft]

I was joking 4 seasons ago about how they were going to give Light a new spec for a week and then remove it like Recon, at the time that was my idea of the worst thing they could possibly do to us but I genuinely believe that that's what's gonna happen now.

[modest nexus]

That sounds awful unless it does stupid damage, you're adding the Ferro from ARC

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/martini-henry-pov-rifle-gif-889817588605941066

[regal sedge]

Let him cook

[modest nexus]

That would mess up the entire gameplay of Finals being around kill thresholds

[scenic burrow]

A bomb that starts regen immediately kinda like vanishing bomb would be hugeeee

[untold bobcat]

It'd be like higher damage single shot ks

[modest nexus]

Health canisters but stupidly overpowered

[modest nexus]

KS does 100, which is on the lower end

[knotty swallow]

Please don't let me
I absolutely do not want a "stim" of any magnitude in this game
(I shrimply don't like the concept and can't think of a fun way to implement with the finals flair)

[crystal swan]

Why didnt anyone tell me Lewis is just FCAR with extended mag

[lusty spruce]

My ram stopped working & giving me blue screen when I tried launching finals. What should i do

[neat geode]

imagine if embark added 'assist counts as kill'

[regal sedge]

Yeah I was kidding, I hate overhealth/shield in games

[modest nexus]

Splitgate has Stimshot and it has been overpowered despite having a pocket instant kill as an alternative, self heal is too strong

[untold bobcat]

Martini could do like 120 , has headshot multiplayer and can't equip scope

[modest nexus]

What multiplier

[peak shoal]

id have ten times the number of kills i currently have

[untold bobcat]

It'd be so fun

[crystal swan]

People should feel the need to improve when they cannot secure kills for themselves.

[knotty swallow]

I might actually leave the game if they did that...

[untold bobcat]

Idk I'm not a numbers guy

[umbral pumice]

Heavy burst weapon, light fire weapon, light gl, rework crossbow to do SOMETHING with gas, heavy harpoon gun, a poison dart weapon for heavy (he's got big lungs)

[modest nexus]

You only have 2 options, 1.5 or 2

[umbral pumice]

Yeah those are my ideas

I like heavy

[regal sedge]

What does he have to do with this

[untold bobcat]

Definitely not 2

[modest nexus]

This is a make or break as 1.5 would just make it worse Titan and 2 would be overpowered

[knotty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-bald-bald-markiplier-funny-lightning-gif-17736098350794360848

[alpine anchor]

What weapons should medium get

[umbral pumice]

Oh also rework titan to be a close range shotgun revolver

[modest nexus]

That's either 180 vs Titan's about 140 ish, or 240 which is Sniper damage

[regal sedge]

-1 weapons

[untold bobcat]

Martini henry in bf1 was so damn satisfying

[modest nexus]

Why, just stop, this idea isn't working

[knotty swallow]

I went to look for a markiplier gif. I did not expect to see mark cosplaying a heavy lmao

[umbral pumice]

Heh

[rose bear]

You mean Heavy? It has less than the other classes

[smoky raft]

Back in season 6 I came up with a concept for Shockwave nades for Light that would've been able to just barely keep up with grapple, but Embark likes to go above and beyond so they made instant cast nades that surpass grapple in movement and have CC and utility and then they gave it to medium.
That's like if they gave Light a spec that was literally just Healing Beam but with Mercy's damage buff and like 10 extra hps

[umbral pumice]

Speargun

[scenic burrow]

This and give light another ability

[rose bear]

Shut up

[gaunt gazelle]

@peak shoal my bad, that really was an accident

[modest nexus]

This is Titan but with so many extra steps, especially when it requires a weapon having to be overhauled just to make it not redundant

[prisma river]

What is the best weapon to play one + how I be better in kbm because am bad

[rose bear]

Not until you rework dash

[regal sedge]

Heavy should have a hug weapon where you hug ur opponents and they are happy :)

[untold bobcat]

Dagger

[rose bear]

[modest nexus]

Dash is fine right now

[scenic burrow]

I hate dash it's a crutch for every light main

[untold bobcat]

Dash nerf pretty much killed dagger

[modest nexus]

AKM if new, just learn tracking and recoil control

[rose bear]

Still leaves grappling and cloak in major obscurity

[modest nexus]

Correct, but dash isn't overpowered

[regal sedge]

Let grapple pull teammate trophies I beg

[scenic burrow]

Agreed

[prisma river]

Am playing from s8 until now am bad in same weapons like shotgun and revolver

[modest nexus]

Real, the true mystery is why it's not a thing

[scenic burrow]

To be fair thought cloak is REALLY hard to balance

[modest nexus]

With shotguns just aim for the torso, there's no bonus for the head, alongside making sure the full torso covers the entire crosshair

[knotty swallow]

The best kind of CnS kill fr
(Also how and why are we getting a replay of you dunking on sauce)

[untold bobcat]

Nah, imagine trying to grapple to escape only to pull a teammates statue

[modest nexus]

Why are you aiming at the floor

[knotty swallow]

I will whiff and die if that were the case.
Pls no

[regal sedge]

Give heavy a glitch dart, buff cloak

[smoky raft]

That sounds like they need buffs tbh
Dash is the only thing that really works for Light bc Cloak is an anti-stealth spec and Grapple comes out so slowly you can die before you even start moving

[umbral pumice]

Genuinely overhauling weapons that are boring and do nothing new is a GOOD idea

[untold bobcat]

To move forward, can use to jumppad boost too

[regal sedge]

LMFAO real

[scenic burrow]

Sigh. You have never played Titanfall😔

[modest nexus]

For as much as I slander Titan, it's a nuanced sidegrade to deagles trading fire rate for mid range sustain

[prisma river]

Am trying but I don’t care any more but I have some issues in this game but we trying to be better

[gaunt gazelle]

i got in same match with this fella

[modest nexus]

No because I have Finals, plus I was too late

[knotty swallow]

I have gotten so used to grapple fundamentals that any change would destroy me
(the reload cancel change was stupid btw)

[gaunt gazelle]

he plays tuff ngl

[untold bobcat]

Maybe try an aim trainer

[regal sedge]

The real mystery of all my ranked teammates

[modest nexus]

Yeah Finals is hard, you'll get there eventually

[modest nexus]

Aim at the wall then, the statue is smaller than a canister, how low are you aiming with grapple

[regal sedge]

Dude I feel this fr, I played a card in CR for like 9 years and it went unchanged, the second they changed it I dropped hella ranks

[modest nexus]

I could swear you can still reload mid grapple

[regal sedge]

And it was a BUFF

[modest nexus]

Oh you mean like it doesn't anymore?

[untold bobcat]

Sometimes there are no walls or you don't wanna move in that direction. It's more just a consistency thing with not being able to pull statues

[knotty swallow]

Every buff/nerf is a double-edged sword in disguise

[modest nexus]

There's a huge skull icon at a statue so it's easy to tell where not to press Q

[scenic burrow]

Literally just nerf sensor gernades, buff grapple and cloak, and hope that thermal rework is great and light would probably be in a good enough spot have have decent diversity (fuck sensor gernades

[regal sedge]

So real dude

[modest nexus]

Sonars don't need a nerf at all, they're perfectly fine

[wispy python]

Any CMs there? take a look at the lfg casual chat. some kid is being vulgar in the main chat

[umbral pumice]

It's a boring weapon and I would like a proper non slug non auto shotgun for heavy. This way you get an interesting long range weapon for heavy (martini) that does something new with a one shot mag.

[regal sedge]

Agreed

[modest nexus]

How is a sniper alternative that isn't good at far range and would be bad up close when you can just equip the KS any better

[knotty swallow]

Hold on. You might be onto something. Though I think sensor grenades are okay. A small cd nerf couldn't hurt. (They just get spammed a lot cause of quick respawn game modes which is my main issue with it)

[smoky raft]

I think Medium is getting a decoy spec in S11

The general consensus before now was that Medium needs something like the holo pilot or Mirages decoy bc they were supposed to be the support character.

I don't think Embark would give it to anyone else, and it would be our 4th post-launch spec 🎉
I'm also kinda expecting another Medium gadget or weapon bc they've been on a roll with them

[prisma river]

Everyday 20m aim trainer

[modest nexus]

Fast respawn modes negate long cooldowns, that's why RPG is always ready in TDM

[umbral pumice]

KS has it's role, who says the martini would suck at range? This thing would be a MONSTER with a very low fire rate

[untold bobcat]

Honestly don't think decoys would work that well in the finals

[modest nexus]

You mentioned slow projectile bullets, Sniper is currently situational at far range by projectile

[umbral pumice]

I didn't mention projectiles, another guy did

[regal sedge]

The moment you see anything stationary you know something’s up

[pliant junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1315051382302183517/1364174356976242719/caption.gif

[untold bobcat]

Another differentiator would be ks having destruction capabilities while Martini not having as good destruction

[knotty swallow]

Lock, Frag, RPG, Die, Repeat, ???, Profit

[modest nexus]

Welcome to Finals TDM

[modest nexus]

Because 180 damage from across the map is still stupid, there's a reason why sniper got its nerf

[umbral pumice]

On top of that idk the martini has ONE shot in the mag and keeps its power at range

[scenic burrow]

I HATE sonar gernades there are so skilless it's not even funny, I hate prox sensors (I'm a cloak what do you expect BUT AT LEAST IT RELYS ON LINE OF SIGHT AND CAN'T BE THROWN like istg for lights in there gadgets it's always vanish and sensors with either thermal, goo or nullifer

[modest nexus]

You're killing a Light or dropping a Med to 130 hp, it's a big deal in a way that's irritating

[untold bobcat]

EMBARK should release test guns in a different mode and see which ones ppl like

[smoky raft]

Idk, if they took on your appearance and behaved with actually bot programming (something Embark has actually hinted at) they could totally make it realistic and workable.
It would also fit the ganeshow vibe, tricksters are all about deceit and misdirection

[scenic burrow]

Heavy agreed

[modest nexus]

It's almost like sonar is an intended counter to invis, plus you do still need to time it so that you don't waste the sonar

[untold bobcat]

Won't know unless we experience it ngl

[alpine anchor]

I really miss how good is the Famas, I wish it had options for us to switch it auto to burst

Idc what everyone say

[modest nexus]

There is the option it's called the FCAR

[untold bobcat]

That would mean implementing a new feature we don't have

[neat geode]

anyone play with dlss frame gen?

[smoky raft]

Besides, no one needs a new spec nearly as much as the Medium mains
They've been starving for a while now

[modest nexus]

No like jokes aside, each bullet does 23 on Famas and FCAR

[untold bobcat]

Why

[solar onyx]

Semi auto minigun when

[modest nexus]

I'd rather play with 60 honestly

[neat geode]

I'm using 3x rn and it's actually not that bad

[regal sedge]

I like the burst pistol on light a lot but my teammates always clown me when I use it :(

[untold bobcat]

💀

[alpine anchor]

Helll no

[neat geode]

I'm very cpu limited

[untold bobcat]

Turn up graphics

[solar onyx]

Ykw better idea, single 300 pellet shot

[modest nexus]

That is fair but DLSS since 3 has been generally kind of useless

[knotty swallow]

Understandable. How would you have it be nerfed tho? I feel like the whole point of sensor nade is it not needing LoS. Maybe reduce the pulse effect duration?
*There is probably some inspiration we could take from Valorant since there is a lot of those effects in that game

[modest nexus]

The upscaling alone is still really good, the stupid gimmicky stuff like framegen and AI filter, garbage

[regal sedge]

Express ticket to hell

[solar onyx]

Absolutely

[modest nexus]

Another problem I forgot with a Heavy weapon doing bass 120, that's the instant kill Light problem Model had before its nerf

[modest nexus]

It's going to be taken away sooner or later regardless of what reason

[untold bobcat]

Yeah but model had more than 1 shot

[scenic burrow]

Id probably nerf the distance and actually have it as an actual radar like effect instead of instant pinging you when in range

[modest nexus]

Doesn't matter, it's a Heavy weapon that can still murder at +50m

[untold bobcat]

I feel like being having just 1 ammo could make it work

[umbral pumice]

Are you done with your hissy fit

[regal sedge]

Sledge is already the 1 tapper, no?

[modest nexus]

Only the alt swing, regular only does 100

[untold bobcat]

Make it ping when you move and not ping when standing still

[umbral pumice]

It's almost 3 in the morning I'm going to bed

[alpine anchor]

FCAR felt like shak the way its shoot but even more smoother

[modest nexus]

A more feasible option is 100/200 or 150 instead of 120/180

[scenic burrow]

HUGEEEE

[umbral pumice]

Fine by me

I don't care about the numbers, I want the weapon

[untold bobcat]

I just really like the Martini Henry

[modest nexus]

Just equip sniper at this point man

[untold bobcat]

It's such a dope weapon

[umbral pumice]

You hate fun

[modest nexus]

Practicality and not stupid design is better as it saves me from several migraines in the future

[regal sedge]

Pip lowkey my ideal partner

[knotty swallow]

That would require effort to force the enemy to move which can have some psychological warfare effects. Very interesting change while still keeping the core idea. I approve.

[modest nexus]

There's a reason why I have been upset about Repeater and P90

[untold bobcat]

P90 is fine

[modest nexus]

Repeater is stupidly strong and P90 offers nothing new besides what if Med has an SMG because Light has two of them, but make the DPS so low it barely matches AKM damage

[regal sedge]

I wish all the mines and gas nade had orf skins

[sweet grail]

Rest well, I’m only a hour behind and agree it’s close to that time for me as well 🥂

[scenic burrow]

WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING SUCH GREAT POINTS AND THEN MAKE SUCH BAD ONES????? (yes.me included)

[regal sedge]

Bro discovered how ideas work

[untold bobcat]

Something called bias and opinions

[modest nexus]

P90 has nothing, I have used it for months and gone against it for months, every single interaction would have been the same if the Med held an AK

[untold bobcat]

Gn, get that beauty sleep

[umbral pumice]

What are your thoughts on the titan becoming a shotgun revolver and adding a martini

[modest nexus]

To a point where basically all of those, the Med would have had an advantage with AK

[knotty swallow]

Welcome to THE FINALS (community)

[umbral pumice]

Yes my king💪

[scenic burrow]

Martini is the right amount of obscure and weird for the finals

[modest nexus]

I no lifed during season 8 and I still had no justifiable reason to ever pick P90 over AK, I don't get it

[regal sedge]

Reload animation

[modest nexus]

I mean it's a P90, they're fine

[umbral pumice]

And since the titan is kinda an annoying weapon in general, and because there's no semi auto pellet shotgun for heavy, I suggest the rework to titan!!!

[modest nexus]

Unfair comparison but it doesn't have the clicky, snappy sound of CSGO

[scenic burrow]

And It would literally just be the executioner from bo2

[alpine anchor]

Scope on AKM would be nice

[regal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-cat-gif-27287649

[modest nexus]

All you need is a red dot or holographic though

[umbral pumice]

Ts has BEEN in the game

[modest nexus]

Actually scratch that, just a red dot, holographic is ugly on AK

[alpine anchor]

Bruh how come xp 54 get the scope

[modest nexus]

It's a season 1 weapon

[untold bobcat]

Because back then guns didn't have alternative scopes, and one of the main points of the xp was that it had a scope

[modest nexus]

Actually wait AK is also from that era, the reflector is useless on XP though

[regal sedge]

Bow needs a scope fr (best idea of the night hands down)

[modest nexus]

I have been using reflector but only for cosmetics, the actual scope is worse than red dot

[regal sedge]

Dagger scope 🤤

[modest nexus]

real

[untold bobcat]

Hammer already has, dagger should get one too

[regal sedge]

Dagger having like a 10x scope skin would be hilarious

[modest nexus]

I find it ironic that I originally complained about ARN being redundant but then realized that it has nuance as a mid range sustain gun

This was after XP nerf as the XP was just dominant in every scenario unless you got the absolute best scenario for M11

[regal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-perfect-gif-15232884745301549452

[modest nexus]

People comparing FCAR to SHAK has me wonder what weapons people use for Heavy as it's not SHAK

[untold bobcat]

Minigun

[modest nexus]

real, but Lewis gun literally does FCAR damage whilst also being a mid range automatic

[untold bobcat]

I hate the lewis recoil pattern

[chilly holly]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-guilty-gear-strive-guilty-gear-baiken-ramlethal-gif-25551220

[modest nexus]

The differences being a lower RPM by Heavy's hp, bigger mag and harsher recoil

[alpine anchor]

Lewis kinda similar to xp 54 the way its shoot

[modest nexus]

It goes straight up and then snakes left to right

[untold bobcat]

Xp is just pull down and to the left

[modest nexus]

So up, right, left, right, left, empty

[alpine anchor]

Ik that but I was talking about how smooth is it

[untold bobcat]

Lewis has left and right

[peak shoal]

jumpscare

[untold bobcat]

Rpm?

[alpine anchor]

Yes

[untold bobcat]

I guess sound design too

[modest nexus]

XP is just up right into right, this is the recoil itself not how to compensate, same with how I described Lewis

M60 there's bits of snaking left and right, but it's so small just focus on tracking

Deagles I'm going to check what RPM again as I forgot

[alpine anchor]

What about AKM

[modest nexus]

I forgot how to explain it, I'll check

[scenic burrow]

When will I stop getting Ruby players god forbid a light gets 20+ kills🥲 for a single match

[alpine anchor]

I think it’s like a m60 but with lower mag

[modest nexus]

Kicks to the left, up a little, to the right, and then up slightly to the left but just straight up

[alpine anchor]

For the akm?

[crystal swan]

He didn't respond

[modest nexus]

So to compensate AKM, slightly to the right first, then down into left slightly into down

[regal sedge]

🤤

[regal sedge]

Slime him out immediately

[modest nexus]

For M60 it's just pull down, the pattern I explained above is how to compensate AKM

FCAR is mostly the same but slower

[gaunt gazelle]

What an ungrateful person

[alpine anchor]

Oh

[modest nexus]

The kick to the right from FCAR is also harsher, which is where my aim often gets thrown off, I main AKM not FCAR

[crystal swan]

Im sure its because he was flustered at the confession

[regal sedge]

He wasn’t ready for you gang

[alpine anchor]

Especially when u first shoot it

[crystal swan]

Idk what you guys mean with recoil pattern I never llearned the pattern I just adjust in real-time

[modest nexus]

Yeah, I rarely ever run FCAR as I like AKM more

[gaunt gazelle]

He just didn't find a single word in this situation

[silver marsh]

Guys is it try that fcar recoil gets negated if you just crouch and jjst hold down any movement direction

[modest nexus]

Being able to know it ahead of time make adjusting it in real time easier

[untold bobcat]

What's daggers recoil pattern

[modern bison]

what is Orochimaru even about

[regal sedge]

Becoming coins when the heavy turns around I think

[untold bobcat]

Diddymaru

[crystal swan]

God forbid people want to have kids in this day and age 😔

[modern bison]

someone with his track record should NOT be around kids

[carmine ingot]

plausible deniability ahh manga

[untold bobcat]

Good on orichimaru for taking Japan's declining birth rate seriously

[elfin bluff]

Why

[quaint pendant]

Does anyone wanna run ranked I’m bronze

[elfin bluff]

-lfg

[sinful lion]

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Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.

[carmine ingot]

i hate heinz hot sauce it tastes nothing like hot sauce

[elfin bluff]

It's fucking poutine ketchup though who does that

[modest nexus]

Murder

[elfin bluff]

It's worse then ketchup on steak

[carmine ingot]

heinz

[regal sedge]

Non Canadians

[carmine ingot]

isn't poutine just fries with cheese tho

[regal sedge]

Gravy

[crystal swan]

Bro my dome shield usage is so trash I fucking dome after everyone gets gunned down

[modest nexus]

I might be slow but Deagles RPM where it's still accurate seems to be about 180-190, but it's better to start learning at 170, with the better advice being to just stop mashing

[elfin bluff]

Fries, cheese, gravy, and whatever kind of meat you feel like

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-24709138

[elfin bluff]

Poutine with pulled pork is amazing

[peak shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-excited-gif-27408104

[regal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-gif-25892488

[elfin bluff]

Don't tell me Americans do that.

[carmine ingot]

yeah the gravy part makes ketchup unusable

[modest nexus]

it's also easier to watch the deagles, if the recoil is done, the next shot will be accurate

[elfin bluff]

I will never buy from them again

[regal sedge]

We do many a thing Canadians should turn their eyes from

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dipdogketchup-hotdog-ketchup-dip-too-much-ketchup-gif-4208948446921087875

[elfin bluff]

You can't disgrace our holy food like this though.

Chips are fine but don't touch the poutine

[regal sedge]

Listen man I agree, I lived up by the border forever I’ve had peak

[modest nexus]

huh

[regal sedge]

First normal crosshair I’ve seen in this game

[modest nexus]

My goofy ass clown crosshair with like 70 opacity

[formal blade]

i too like some burger with my ketchup

[untold bobcat]

Mines the best though

[elfin bluff]

You sure that's enough?

[formal blade]

wait no that’s a hot dog

[regal sedge]

That’s not nearly as bad as the 7 ring magenta crosshairs I’ve seen lmao

[regal sedge]

Oh god what abomination have you made

[formal blade]

ain’t no way

[gaunt gazelle]

Deserved

[elfin bluff]

Mmmmmmm borger

[modest nexus]

I can't change red dot opacity that sucks

[formal blade]

that’s a horse

[untold bobcat]

You can, at 115 the dot is smaller

[modest nexus]

Pineapple though

[untold bobcat]

Mines actually good though

[elfin bluff]

GIizzy

[modest nexus]

Oh okay, thanks

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-memes-ksi-thick-of-it-mods-discord-mod-gif-2830572923502966674

[regal sedge]

Yeah that’s not bad at all

[gaunt gazelle]

Mods, get this man

[modest nexus]

Does mean I'm stuck to one color but that's a trade off I can live with

[regal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-mods-fossilize-this-user-mods-gif-14547219816455503839

[elfin bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/running-man-run-gif-13938864

[untold bobcat]

You can change scope colors too, I personally use green

[regal sedge]

Green is so goated frfr

[modest nexus]

I wanted to keep it default so the green one on P90 stayed the same, but I'd rather keep a bit of clarity

[regal sedge]

I saw a clip of someone run a scope on the model

[untold bobcat]

I dislike the p90 scope

[elfin bluff]

I only run a scope on the hammer

[regal sedge]

Some new shit every day

[untold bobcat]

I run one with the short black flip skin because it looks cool

[modest nexus]

Even though I'm changing my mind in real time as I realized lower red dot opacity is a dumb idea by the visual noise of Finals

[regal sedge]

Sorry bro I’m gonna have to slime you out now

[untold bobcat]

I never use it , it just fits the aesthetic

[crystal swan]

Let me captivate the audience with a short story,

[modest nexus]

Lower crosshair opacity makes sense for Model though

[regal sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/where-is-he-ti-expeditlously-where-look-for-him-gif-18980793

[modest nexus]

I need to remember when I made my goofy clown crosshair, it's old

[regal sedge]

I had a funky bow crosshair at one point, but I obliterated it

[modest nexus]

Since my earliest screenshots so I actually have no idea when, I had it in Feb 8th, it's hard to see but there's the red dot with Sledge

[elfin bluff]

Fuck crosshair customization when can we customize the scopes skin

[modest nexus]

The default would just be a white dot instead of red

[elfin bluff]

Black scope on all my guns is annoying

[modest nexus]

Only the default scope and ironsights match the skin

[knotty swallow]

That would be another nice thing they could let us spend more VRS for

[modest nexus]

Yeah

[nocturne ruin]

does lockbolt go through dome?

[modest nexus]

I think it doesn't

Having a major nostalgia moment seeing my old screenshots with my friend which recommended the game to me, they quit in season 7

Anyways, time to continue masochism simulator next morning, it's 1am

[distant grail]

Has anyone tried to compare aim assist between console and pc? Is it stronger with higher fps?

[viral fable]

No it bounces off enemy domes

[alpine anchor]

U reminded me of something from siege x

[viral fable]

Can go through your own dome though yes

[smoky raft]

No
I need more specs
Shockwave is fun for movement but I want some more trickery on Medium, we could totally have a trickster support archetype

[knotty swallow]

Have a good rest bub. I had breakie a moment ago and now I am just enjoying EPN until I feel like playing finals after waking up fully

[sweet grail]

Rest well 🥂

[peak shoal]

how much do we rate this clip

[knotty swallow]

I think they meant if the chain will go through domes

[knotty swallow]

Calm and zen aim through absolute chaos... out of 10
(very good clip)

[untold bobcat]

6/7

[gaunt gazelle]

10 sauces/10

[smoky raft]

A fake ladybug just flew directly into my eye and starting crawling under my eyelid until it was flipped over
I clawed it out but this is just too much
I can smell the blood too, I know it's toxic to other animals but I hope it's fine for human eyes

I ate a lot of fake lady bugs as a kid so maybe I have some kind of immunity

[knotty swallow]

I beg all your pardons?

[peak shoal]

ok thank you for the input, i'll keep this one close

[peak shoal]

what in the holtow

[neat geode]

anyone wanna play power shift?

[untold bobcat]

yummers

[knotty swallow]

Wait. Was this actually you lmao

[gaunt gazelle]

Same match

Fred_Durst

[smoky raft]

Asian Lady Beetles are the worst part of my day to day life.
I can stomach the thought of another year of homework and sports and grinding and work, but every time I check to see whether it's actually a Lady Bug I get dissappointed and it sucks.
Real lady bugs don't even show up this time of year 😭

[peak shoal]

it might have been me yes hehehee

[scenic burrow]

Shoutout to the heavy who used sledgehammer on sys horizon and got a single kill

[knotty swallow]

I haven't seen a lady bug in years. I have a fond memory of meeting my first one and putting in a small jar to observe and then release. Idk if they went extinct. Probably was an invasive species in the first place in retrospect

[alpine anchor]

My former teammate was one of them but he made more than one kill

[scenic burrow]

The first lady bug I saw scared me so I ate it

[nocturne ruin]

no like the the tether part

[smoky raft]

It was very unpleasant
I panicked and almost stuck the entire tip of my finger under the eyelid to get it out
I could feel the legs on my eye for a second (or maybe it was trying to open its wings) and I thought I had lost it

[neat geode]

has development of this game ended apart from micropatches? they really need to upgrade the ui

[viral fable]

It goes through anything

[nocturne ruin]

I understand it now

[knotty swallow]

I have had a fly go into my eye once...
(Albeit for a few seconds I'd rather not relive it even in memory)

[gaunt gazelle]

Been nice to meet you

[peak shoal]

indeed it was me, i took a closer look lol

[smoky raft]

Asian Lady Beetles are invasive and they're the ones that show up in houses
They bite and for some reason like to attack my family
Lady bugs are native to America iirc but they live outdoors specifically so they can eat aphids during the summer. I'm going to try and find some real ones this summer because I hate the fake ones and I might start eating them again to scare the others. They're getting too comfortable thinking they'll just get flicked away.

[knotty swallow]

Yup. I believe we are talking about the same species then.

[smoky raft]

Apparently my Mom has a nice rose bush that gets a lot of lady bugs, and I'd like to see a real one
I think it's been a few years now

[knotty swallow]

Hope you find one that makes you less... agitated to say the least

[carmine ingot]

my bad bro i read too fast

[smoky raft]

Yeah I hate those things
The native ones don't bite

[gaunt gazelle]

At the begging it was pretty simple to fight your team. But then appeared more than 1 bow . I got 🍇 ed a few times

[smoky raft]

I hope your solo queue teammates have intact frontal lobes from here on out

[scenic burrow]

Why do ppl drop everything to defib?

[gaunt gazelle]

This information is Medical confidentiality

[smoky raft]

Revival stats

[tidal mesa]

hello guys can i get some help. I have no idea whats my violation.

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[knotty swallow]

I fear it will take more than prayers for that but, I appreciate it.
I could find ways to enjoy myself even in hell

[ember flame]

u did some tweeking from device setting or nvidia app? i mean video settings

[smoky raft]

I hope next season is CNS vs Whatever The Hand is

[knotty swallow]

My guess is The Hand will show up for S12 and we will have MultiCo, CNS and them third partying as the final showdown

[tidal mesa]

all I ever did before turning on my pc today was change my mouse dongle to a different port

[cinder relic]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[knotty swallow]

I am mainly hoping for a terntilla rerun personally. They need an underdog comeback.

[smoky raft]

The evil beetles are on my screen and I'm trying to play point break

[knotty swallow]

Meanwhile, I am having a blast chilling n playing echo point nova lol

[scenic burrow]

13 kills just for my M to go 0 IN RANKED LIKE WHAAAAATTTTT

[peak shoal]

yeah idk why but once they see me play bow they want to do the same thing, it happens too much in my games lol

[smoky raft]

What's that?

[knotty swallow]

Check #🏓┇other-games message

[ocean sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1476330871828254722/1481747741569974384/IMG_1860.gif

[scenic burrow]

Also whats up with the skull and jester hat ppl? Are they the new tryhards?

[cinder relic]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-flight-reacts-disappointed-wtf-gif-9913249080334735589

[scenic burrow]

Triple L in ranked omfg

[ocean sigil]

probably. People naturally like edgy shit

[knotty swallow]

They just be a lil silly

[scenic burrow]

Kill me

[frank drum]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[knotty swallow]

Why does this sound communist?

[ocean sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-gif-7149908924737390432

[untold bobcat]

My fit the hardest

[ocean sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-two-cats-cute-cats-gif-7547148602074664910

[ocean sigil]

I just want the jester set so i can call myself Jimbo

[untold bobcat]

Jumbo

[knotty swallow]

I need a reaction text bubble gif of this

[ember flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/catdog-alien-cat-sikabhu-sBffRwz30Z81xlBw4i

[tidal mesa]

guys help please T^T

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[versed ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1343763266735833162/1492407547943059526/togif.gif

[knotty swallow]

This reminds me. I should make a silly outfit

[ocean sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-get-real-obtain-realism-card-gif-12229697730437670373

[untold bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1009830578545246213/1492432016480669767/watermark.jpg?ex=69db4f20&is=69d9fda0&hm=f3c394cfae066d99d9c54ab3b9f504497eba149710f666106562c1d0d8d3dcbf&

[ocean sigil]

DO ITTTT

[cinder relic]

quit using this fucking word

[untold bobcat]

He likes the D

[rose bear]

Riot shield my beloved

[ocean sigil]

Sillyyyyyyy

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-with-orange-cute-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-13584013934695478445

[cinder relic]

[knotty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-up-bouncing-jumping-hopping-jester-gif-26160598

[untold bobcat]

His ears got stolen

[frank drum]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-dance-tobey-maguire-spiderman-gif-7517816247940725529

[knotty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-chips-eating-nom-crisps-gif-22496360

[ocean sigil]

he deaf

[ocean sigil]

WHAT

[smoky raft]

Ngl I completely forgot that we got the "I can do anything" fit in The Finals

Next we're gonna get a shady deal maker and an old guy fit

[carmine ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jest-jester-court-jester-clown-fool-gif-2206768696017558523

[scenic burrow]

12 and 4 and my team mates both had one kill and we show qualified on trip L

[smoky raft]

I think they should rework Grapple to act like Whiplash, but only for trophies and cashboxes

[frank drum]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[carmine ingot]

that's actually a good idea barely anyone uses grapplr

[ocean sigil]

hmm.. old guy fit. What about the S8 bp guy

[chilly holly]

point break when you have 3 coin and still won the game

[dusky panther]

New player is so smart. bro aiming an arrow strait to a Duel Blade Medium that is strait looking at him and he just moving backwards

[knotty swallow]

Interesting idea.
What happens now when you hit a cashbox trophy etc?

[frank drum]

Sorry 🥺

[dusky panther]

is that you ??

[frank drum]

Nah 👅

[knotty swallow]

Ironically a compliment. I will use this. If only it was smaller and a sticker/gif/emoji

[dusky panther]

if that you I am gone just yelling for being dumb

[frank drum]

Hahah it wasn't me I'm just being silly

[dusky panther]

ik

[carmine ingot]

once on the last vault we had a SINGLE COIN and were about to lose and couldn't arm shitz then some heavy put down a few barricades and a dome, armed it and we won

[dusky panther]

the dumb thing is bro miss a shot of 1 Hp Cl user that I already Dmg by me

[fresh frigate]

N1 RANKED SILVER+ BE GOOD MEDIUM OR HEAVY NA https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1492435365686939810

[carmine ingot]

i think the reason embark wont market the finals yet is cuz they're waiting for season 12

[untold bobcat]

They're waiting to sign faker

[fresh frigate]

N1 RANKED SILVER+ BE GOOD MEDIUM OR HEAVY NA https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1492435365686939810

[rose bear]

Yoink

[frank drum]

Chill

[nocturne ruin]

with bronze 1 and fighting rubies

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/faker-shush-gif-11473756061879643280

[carmine ingot]

what

[nocturne ruin]

love this game to its finest (im gold 3)

[frank drum]

👹

[carmine ingot]

love this game to its finals

[frank drum]

🔥🔥🔥

[fresh frigate]

N1 RANKED SILVER+ BE GOOD MEDIUM OR HEAVY NA https://discord.com/channels/1008696016318513243/1492435365686939810

[frank drum]

@carmine ingot is a genius

[nocturne ruin]

Literally team diffed, our lights cant kill a fcar on ARN

Not placing gateway and taking jumpad in open and dying lmfao

[smoky raft]

You would just yank it towards you
Basically just Winch but with 25m and only for some important carriables

[untold bobcat]

[nocturne ruin]

I LITERALLY GOT 2ND BEST IN THE LOBBY

[alpine anchor]

I’m silver 4, is it okay

[steel obsidian]

werent we supposed to get a sponsor specific reward end of last season

[fiery ore]

stop spamming

[smoky raft]

Doesn't FCAR beat ARN in ttk?
If they're worse at moving and have lower ttk it's no wonder they're losing
If the FCAR players are on Heal Beam though there's no excuse unless they're trying to kite

[nocturne ruin]

Heal beam fcar BROTHER WE WERE AT LONG RANGE

[iron tapir]

corny ass discord egangster

[scenic burrow]

17 and 9. My team mates? Both two kills one had 14 deaths the other 17

[smoky raft]

Yeah so it's probably the ttk thing at work

[nocturne ruin]

No arn wins at the range

[scenic burrow]

Like bro WHY AM I IN BRONZE🥲

[void comet]

can one fucking game of point break fucking fill is this game so fucking daead that one player cant be found

[iron tapir]

i read "17 and 9" and thought this conversation was going an entirely different direction for a second

[frank drum]

Chill bruv

[void comet]

fuck off

[knotty swallow]

Yes. I understand how whiplash works. I am asking how the game works currently if you try to grapple a cashbox.
I knew of the funny flying grapple tech where you grapple onto a projectile carrieable before. Hilarious stuff. (Probably should not be in the game tho. The exploit I mean)

[frank drum]

Calm down fella

[scenic burrow]

Average medium behavior

[void comet]

this bug has been in this game forever and theyve never fixed it

[peak shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1491387864918003734/haveaseat.gif

[untold bobcat]

Because you didn't carry hard enough

[chilly holly]

i just had perfect game that none of vault explode

[fiery ore]

seeding 1, fighting lobotomites

[void comet]

guy left at the beginning never found one fucking player

[chilly holly]

daayum thats sad

[frank drum]

fackin who cares bruv

[smoky raft]

Rn you just don't hit it at all, you sorta just grapple to whatever behind it

[knotty swallow]

Makes sense. I'd rather not mess up my movement primarily. Maybe add a hold function to it for grabbing those special objects?

[smoky raft]

That would actually be awesome

[frank drum]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-head-spin-crazy-gif-24003231

[knotty swallow]

Yeah. The shockwave can do that although it is pretty much an inspect. I think the winch can be balanced too if they implement it as a charge spec

[smoky raft]

Yeah winch needs some telegraphing

[rapid girder]

Bread

[untold bobcat]

Tastes better than key

[smoky raft]

Flour
Water
Yeast
Salt
BREAD

[fiery ore]

winch needs to be removed, it's boring af

[untold bobcat]

Just make it wind up

[frank drum]

Agreed

[neon plover]

https://giphy.com/gifs/satisfying-bread-miMFdywqrczXq

[smoky raft]

We gotta get Heavy a second new spec before the greedy Light mains worm their way into an unneeded spec

[stray smelt]

👍 bread

[untold bobcat]

Give light invincibility as a spec, lasts 100 minutes with 1 sec cooldown

[smoky raft]

But you can't use anything :(

[untold bobcat]

🧠

[stray smelt]

take grapple away from light and hook it functionality to heavy winch

yoink both ppl and self

[untold bobcat]

Make heavy incredibly gassy

[frank drum]

Drip Soup forever

[stray smelt]

2 benefits at cost of one

[fiery ore]

die

[untold bobcat]

😭

[smoky raft]

They would, too

[nocturne ruin]

Loving the new magnetic reloads for CL-40

[stray smelt]

🇬🇧 BEANS

[fiery ore]

remove all specs from light, add a single spec called leukemia which gives the light a 50% chance they just perma die at the start of a round

[untold bobcat]

On toast

[frank drum]

Fack yes bruv

[stray smelt]

we need gas nade skin as can of baked beans

[untold bobcat]

Give light the gambler spec, they flip a coin 50% to get a shield of 100 health or 50% chance to lose 100 health

[fiery ore]

2 fails and they just disapppear

[nocturne ruin]

Actually a fun spec

[untold bobcat]

Yes

[frank drum]

https://tenor.com/view/heck-yeah-gif-10962469515215893787

[stray smelt]

or have 400 health

dont let em talk you out of gambling

[fiery ore]

i cast tungsten ballsack

[stray smelt]

i cast wrongly spun proteins

[fiery ore]

i cast yeah

[stray smelt]

i cast nuh uh

[fiery ore]

i die

[stray smelt]

perhaps

[frank drum]

Can I watch

[neon plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1491387864918003734/haveaseat.gif

[stray smelt]

fellas

[neon plover]

folks

[frank drum]

Seat was made for me

[stray smelt]

Trentila instant baked beans™
shelf life longer than any other,
pushing the limits of oligosaccharide

perfect gas nade

[untold bobcat]

[knotty swallow]

Can I shoot the coin to ricochet tho

[knotty swallow]

Isn't there already a hot sauce gas nade?

[neon plover]

yea and ill make u watch the whole thing as if youre my GOOOOODEST BOI

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-gabriel-gif-26595155

[fiery ore]

trentila canned beans spec for heavy
the heavy will shit his pants and die of a heartattack upon consumption

[frank drum]

Thank you sir 👅

[neon plover]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-LNZbin64gT0kjIqo09

[fiery ore]

definition of cuçking btw

[neon plover]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-fish-slap-fish-slap-clash-prince-clash-royale-prince-gif-15954468366732383974

[fiery ore]

my bad

[frank drum]

🤷‍♂️

[nocturne ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-sukuna-absolute-cinema-jjk-gif-5394194156872612446

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kietfei-gif-16066724967830706939

[frank drum]

🤷‍♂️

[neon plover]

what can he say? he just wants to be a good boi yall are hating for no reason

[frank drum]

Thank youuu

[frank drum]

🤷‍♂️

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-2-raiden-balls-crotch-grab-gif-15066911185338884087

[neon plover]

https://tenor.com/2eJs.gif

[gaunt gazelle]

Snake died because of ball explosion

[frank drum]

🤷‍♂️

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/marx-karl-marx-communism-soviet-union-marxism-gif-12636906807547980496

[gaunt gazelle]

Who invited him

[untold bobcat]

Probably @frank drum

[gaunt gazelle]

[frank drum]

The goat

[gaunt gazelle]

Or another dude with soviet avatar

[untold bobcat]

I'm gonna play league when I get home

https://tenor.com/view/faker-shush-gif-11473756061879643280

[gaunt gazelle]

I'm gonna make smth to eat and smork alot

[smoky raft]

Bruh
I'm going 2/13 against some motherfucker on sniper who keeps headshotting me from 40m away while I'm cloaked
This is some bullshit

[neon plover]

2xko better 🗣️

[untold bobcat]

What

[neon plover]

yes

[frank drum]

yes

[scenic burrow]

Okay so is the finals putting everyone in bronze?

[honest jay]

Guys Iam playing Minecraft on tlauncher if you want to play with me I will tell you the version and also I need 3 members 1 minor 1 builder 1 explore with me please reply guys

[untold bobcat]

No, I get placed in gold from qualifyers every season

[untold bobcat]

You want a minor?!?

[honest jay]

Bro one to fouces on minor

[knotty swallow]

I am praying that he just mispelled...

[knotty swallow]

I think it was an understandable thing to get stuck on when talking about MC

[honest jay]

I just need 3 members

Because iam alone

[knotty swallow]

Yeah, idk if you will find anyone here sadly. This also might not be the best place to ask. Good luck though

[scenic burrow]

I seriously shouldn't be in bronze and neither should bey opponents... Like one teammate is brand new to the game, the other doesn't know how to ads while our opponents are A 3 STACK BTW OF MUTI EMERALDS SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???

[honest jay]

I can t talk in Minecraft server because i can't. Verify my phone number

[ocean sigil]

the hecc why am i here twice

[knotty swallow]

Lower ranks are kinda scuffed from my understanding.
Luckily for my sanity I don't do ranked. If I do (which I plan to this season) I will do it with a stack

[scenic burrow]

It's actually aids

[void comet]

casual is just as fucking shitty

[knotty swallow]

I can't believe I found a use for this so soon lmao

[untold bobcat]

3 stack bro

[scenic burrow]

Like bro🥲 I just wanna work towards smth in this game wth I'm not gonna rank up if I constantly get teammates that are max lvl 30 while I'm getting unemployed sweaty try hards

[scenic burrow]

Now if it was that easy I wouldn't be complaining 😭

[void comet]

no matchmaking so if thats what you want you should play another game

[scenic burrow]

I don't have any friends that play the finals 😔

[queen oak]

Imagine if the finals did a Robocop skin collab it will be low-key kind of be fitting

[low sinew]

@signal brook Why is your clan tag so weird?

[frank drum]

I'll be your friend

[summer axle]

does any1 have a fix for exeption access violation ive tried actually everything possible in the universe i just wanna play this game mann

[scenic burrow]

Ngh I think its not the servers I think its you my friend

[scenic burrow]

Sure!

[signal brook]

It's an officially partnered org , so they get a tag with their icon included

[low sinew]

I see.

[frank drum]

Yay

[void comet]

yea it is theres basically no mmr

[scenic burrow]

I see

[honest jay]

I still have no friends

[frank drum]

I'll be your friend

[queen oak]

We*

[honest jay]

Thanks friend

[frank drum]

❤️❤️

[queen oak]

Genuine question

About a skin idea

[honest jay]

Best weapon for medium

[scenic burrow]

The robocop?

[queen oak]

Yeah

[cerulean sparrow]

Huh I didnt know you could end up in plat directly after your four placement games.

[scenic burrow]

P90 is way too overtuned and so is the cross bow

[scenic burrow]

Along with the skin, what weapons would get skins?

[knotty swallow]

I am sorry for you and everyone else like you whenever I start ranked lol
(I am simply a silly employed trycasual tho)

[untold bobcat]

Ks23

And v9s or revolver

[honest jay]

What about the new weapon?

[frank drum]

Drip Soup forever

[knotty swallow]

That would be dope. I like the new KS skin from BP but I want a cool skin to use with the KS animation store set

[honest jay]

Your level on the finals?

[ocean sigil]

😭

[honest jay]

How much hours you played this game

[knotty swallow]

106 now I think

[thorn forge]

why cant you put a sight on the SA1216

[scenic burrow]

The crossbow...?

[honest jay]

Yes

[knotty swallow]

Gimme a sec. Lemme post a screencap of my current stats for reference

[untold bobcat]

Because embark lazy

[scenic burrow]

Almost twinning I have a bit more

[void comet]

you can only put sights on embark apporved shotguns otherwise get fucked

[thorn forge]

this RIDICULOUS! The other shotguns on Medium have an option for a sight but not the SA1216??

[scenic burrow]

Also I feel like the matter shotgun is creeping into the realm of try Harding

[untold bobcat]

Light shotgun has matter which can get sights but sh1900 can't

[tulip forge]

they change how the shader loading works

[thorn forge]

The SH1900 doesnt have a rail system so I can get behind that. The SA1216 has a picatinny rail system because it's a tactical weapon!

[tulip forge]

mad slow

[untold bobcat]

Give it an 8x

[thorn forge]

That wouldn't make any sense.

[knotty swallow]

Hmmm. Guess I gotta uninstall Denuvo

[grim raft]

I'm diamond 1

[scenic burrow]

Lh1 is such a boring dmr why didn't they pick the sks insteaddddd

[smoky raft]

I don't think they thought point break out all the way

[fervent shoal]

Heyo i just started the game in a while and i saw denovo popup for a sec? What?

No game of mine has denuvo

[scenic burrow]

I just want the 5v5 one life mode back I can't remember the name

[knotty swallow]

The Finals does now. No worries

[fervent shoal]

Oh ok ok googled it its anti cleat but its also got easy anticheat it says so on the page but nothing about denuvo?