⚡┇the-finals-chat

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-mine-gif-3543068

[wooden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yessiree-for-sure-sure-ok-gif-8368053375224078927

https://tenor.com/view/mii-maker-wii-nostalgia-reginald-playa-saints-row-oc-nintendo-wii-gif-2335364240155124861

[cedar flare]

Tho I love this pic, like u ain't said shit but u said shit to the person

[open imp]

watching PHL stream rn and they are doing a girls only tournament

[wooden kestrel]

Yes

[cedar flare]

Anyways

[untold bobcat]

imma head to bed chat

[untold bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-goodnight-gif-14554906984376890653

[trail aurora]

deploying freddy fazbear

[modest light]

the autism in this community goes hard af

[covert flax]

their main feature is the extensive facial customization... the devs thought "hmm, you can practically virtually replicate anyone's face using these features"

[primal ember]

You are discord user from 2019 you need to get your money up and not play the finals😭 mf can’t buy a decent microphone lmao, they are like 60 usd atm

[open imp]

fredrick fazdrillion in the fin als

[covert flax]

top 10 weapons too dangerous for war

[cedar flare]

Oh dang that's cool

[cedar flare]

Freedy ain't shit once I deploy springtrap

[covert flax]

I suppose you can guess who those two Miis represent?

[modest light]

money is one thing, I've saved up more or less enough to buy a car that doesn't need repairs, my English I can't p2w up

[cedar flare]

No?

[primal ember]

Download some chat roulette it will help with your speaking language skills and btw you can listen to your teammates vc and learn

[covert flax]

...

[modest light]

might do, though I could also just go over to the british friend group I somehow got into and just talk to them as practice

[golden fox]

man, i the hit credit button that was tipping

[cedar flare]

Oh

The bald duo

Wait grassland hairline duo I mean

[covert flax]

bald?

[winged herald]

Sword light gets decimated by red tank

[cedar flare]

Grassland hairline I mean

[modest light]

boom :D

[cedar flare]

This moment right now

[trail aurora]

facts

[dire skiff]

i love the finals 🗣️ 🔥

[sharp plaza]

fuck this game

[young zenith]

someones in the mood

[fluid schooner]

yes, i am

[dire skiff]

im beginning to develop feelings.

[sharp plaza]

im always in the mood

[fluid schooner]

fuck ranked

[modest light]

once again, if you don't like playing the game, why do you play it

[sharp plaza]

addiction

[prime stone]

Bored

[cedar flare]

Me after chat being freaky

[dire skiff]

it gets me off.

[sharp plaza]

these fuckass games use gambling tactics to keep me playing

atleast in roblox I can win every game

[dire skiff]

crushing their skulls with a sledge hammer.

[sharp plaza]

the fuick is a silver doing here

[cedar flare]

Man u just need a mac and cheese that's all

[prime stone]

Chez

[modest light]

90% of their playerbase are children and the rest are paedos who are only there for the other 90% and not for the video games, of course you can

[cedar flare]

New RPG skin

[cedar flare]

Professional based take

[crystal vessel]

Since i couldn't find a good image of all the seasons ranked skin rewards, I made one and posted on reddit. Cheers

[shut grail]

explain how its fair that the RPG cant 1 shot a light but a light shotgun can 350 a heavy in 2seconds

[cedar flare]

Cuz lights are fking rats

[modest light]

the double barrel is busted as fuchk that's why

[rancid schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/raul-menendez-call-of-duty-black-ops-ii-black-ops-black-ops-2-gif-8343864204037828622

[trail aurora]

see the RPG is clearly loaded with snakeshot

[cedar flare]

FOR THE LOVE OF THE CHOCOLATE LOVING, WATER INTO WINE TURNING GOD, DB NEED A NERF.

[modest light]

the double barrel should receive a balance change that makes it better against lights and worse against the other classes

[trail aurora]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/lXE5RMweJbfMx3D3P?invite=cr-MSxLdDUsMTUzOTAxMDA4

[shut grail]

im just glad I am not alone in this RPG v lights

[cedar flare]

Yes

[modest light]

the sole purpose of the double barrel should be that I can switch to it during power shift when the enemy has too many lights and bully them with the oneshot

[cedar flare]

The reason: Lights cried and everytime they cried, something got nerfed, like charge

[robust mesa]

I mean I hate DB but we should not going back to instant 150 aoe damage at range. That was broken as fuck against every class

[peak pilot]

His ur emotional support bag

[stone torrent]

Hell no a weapon shouldn’t counter a singular class

[sharp plaza]

surprise surprise this silver is dogshit

[cedar flare]

U need a beer mate and a rest.

[modest light]

no it counters a team that only has a singular class

[shut grail]

150 should only be if you directly hit a player not just AOE.

[stone torrent]

How is that any different

[robust mesa]

Why tho? Double barrel is most miserable to deal with when youre a light

[modest light]

well it should, but because it can 2shot a heavy it counters fucking everything if you're not specifically keeping an eye out for the db all the time

[cedar flare]

Agreed

[cedar flare]

And most of em are busy with other players so it's an easy pick for them and if not, light has dash.

[covert flax]

is this the "if you eat two candies from the candy bowl you fucking explode" thing

[modest light]

because a team of only lights, or only mediums or only heavies shouldn't be better than balanced distribution

[idle night]

idk what this means

[cedar flare]

Thnk god I grew up with bubblegums

[cedar flare]

Team lights are the most terrifying and frustrating to fight.

[robust mesa]

150 should not make a return at all. Rpg is still in a good state and heavys most used gadget

[modest light]

exactly why I want the db to stay effective against them and only them

[covert flax]

wait no it was three candies

[cedar flare]

Rpg, I agree shouldn't come back to 150

[modest light]

bigger explosions should momentarily disable gadgets and specs

[primal ember]

HHM dunks on LLL just by bfr and repeater existing

[stone torrent]

They still lose the tournament either way because of the 2 mediums healboting 1 heavy

[robust mesa]

Whaaaaaaaat are these balance takes today lmao

[cedar flare]

Dash, I can forgive but it seems its too easy to be spammed. But I ain't saying shit cuz I can track em sometimes

[cedar flare]

Good 👍

[cedar flare]

Nah, that would be too disadvantagious to lights then.

[stone torrent]

You’re extremely bias

[cedar flare]

And I'm fine with that

[humble wedge]

Lights would be extinguished

[trail aurora]

50%

[humble wedge]

Completely and utterly unviable

[trail aurora]

1. scp is a bowl that removes your hands if you take more than 2 pieces of candy in a 24 hour period
2. in SCP:SL theres a candy which makes you explode instantly

[sharp plaza]

u might be onto something

[dry garden]

What if the Finals had a time trial mode where you have to complete an obstacle course within the alotted time frame and if you fail your rank gets stripped and your account is suspended

[modest light]

you need to manage dash because there are situations when only the full 3 dashes can save you

[covert flax]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[stone torrent]

2 mediums with heal beam and a heavy is worse than 3 lights

[humble wedge]

I don’t like this idea

[cedar flare]

Lights are the most picked classes, they are easy to use and most of em use sword and m11, now m11 I ain't saying nothing cuz it's counterable.

[robust mesa]

The problem children of the game rn is shak, bfr, winch, and repeater. Everything else is more or less manageable

[stone torrent]

"Easy to use"

[trail aurora]

WE LOVE PINK CANDY

[bleak arch]

Lmao most the playerbase can't even get to the objective without taking twice as long

[trail aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-candy-boom-bran-pink-candy-gif-11628827013392070662

[covert flax]

btw, I just realized to ask
where does the name "Chomperling" originate from?

[brisk tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389326487743762474/1407285345124483164/SPOILER_worx.gif

[trail aurora]

plants vz zombies, in particular garden warfare 1

[bleak arch]

Man what is SCP even about

[cedar flare]

Then u don't know how to counter em.

[trail aurora]

a collective open source writing project where everyone writes under the same given world and story

[dry garden]

Scoring Consumable Prizes

[modest light]

momentarily, people, not for ~5 seconds like glitch nades. Maybe just for half a second or even less, or make it scale with how close you are to the explosion, but people should be punished for taking a direct hit from a rocket launcher more than they are

[stone torrent]

Glitch

[cedar flare]

Don't deny it, I got new players picking and getting 20 kills

[humble wedge]

Even then

[stone torrent]

Kills don’t mean shit

[covert flax]

oh so you just decided to mix your two favorite 3rd person shooter franchises?

[potent laurel]

Is dualsense wirless controller worth it for the finals or should i stick w normal one?

[bleak arch]

Oh that's why it's so corny it's all amateurs writing ts

[tiny wharf]

I really don't like this game

[trail aurora]

originally I was just chomper, but in 2020 I stole "ling" from octoling in splatoon, after seeing a person called hackerling also do it too

[cedar flare]

Right so why u complaining ? Glitch em and they cant heal up and u got dash and vanishing bomb so u can get close and since ur small, lights are bit harder to hit when too close

[cedar flare]

Well mostly lights I hav played with go for kills, met a very few who helped actually

[dry garden]

Can't say it would give you any sort of competitive edge, but if you like the triggers going BRBBRBRBBBR when you shoot it's cool

[trail aurora]

and also why most documents are heavily redacted lol

[covert flax]

that's pretty cool
at first I thought it was a reference to the community-made "other -lings" concepts, particularly the shark ones

[potent laurel]

Normal one have the same tho? When i shot on cod it vibrate my buttons

[robust mesa]

I do. But also I dont.

It's a love hate relationship

[trail aurora]

the chomperling lore goes deep

[cedar flare]

We all had our username upgrade at some point, it's crazy

[trail aurora]

https://urbanshade.org/wiki/Documents/My_Analog_Horror_Christmas_Tree favorite document from urbanshade (a completely seperate game with a lot of inspiration from scp)

[bleak arch]

PvZ doesn't have a battlepass its 💩

[dry garden]

The triggers on the PS5 controller have this like adaptive feedback thing that other controllers don't have

[cedar flare]

Dayum.

[trail aurora]

thats the entire joke of the document

[potent laurel]

But i dont get the price, ts half the price of ps5

[severe sky]

Man how pathetic do you need to be to team up with another team to kick out a team that annoys you

[cedar flare]

Dark humour.

[trail aurora]

This document, "My Analog Horror Christmas Tree", is a satirical document that details the horrible effects of a simple Christmas tree. This document is most likely a parody of classic SCPs, with tons of redacted text, black bars, and over-the-top descriptions

[robust mesa]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171206812528300132/1257442965971013684/ALONEBONK.gif

[stone torrent]

Thing is that is literally the only counter for light if you’re medium the only thing you have is glitch mine which nobody uses and heavies well they have the rpg and c4 to separate people

[modest light]

fucking pitch black humour cuz I can't see shit

[cedar flare]

Ain't suprised a Christmas tree is a SCP

[dry garden]

I mean it is expensive, but I don't think one controller is half the price of a whole PS5

[covert flax]

it's funny because my first "real" username was 'Parzivalboi' because I liked the movie Ready Player One and at one point I kinda just lost my interest on that name and the name 'Invictus' is a whole another rabbit hole lmao

[whole ridge]

They mean half a shit if there is a big difference in kills with no assists then it shows something else it’s usually nothin

[trail aurora]

theres also an annomous bouncy ball that exponentially gains speed each time it bounces https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-018

[potent laurel]

https://gamestar-ks.com/produkt/ps5-wireless-controller-dualsense-edge-wireless-controller-midnight-black/

[covert flax]

sounds like an avengers level threat after 2 minutes of falling on the ground

[trail aurora]

there is a reason it is a weapon you can find in SCP:SL

https://tenor.com/view/scp-049-scp-scp-018-scp-secret-lab-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-3247456632433626868

[modest light]

there is a misunderstanding here, light is easy to use in unfair matchups, and if you play the same way against a team of equal skill like you would play against a team you can solo wipe, you will survive for seconds at most

[cedar flare]

Cool 👍

[covert flax]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-baller-baller-roblox-roblox-meme-roblox-memes-gif-27316151

[cedar flare]

Ngl u right.

[gleaming bridge]

the children yearn for the Micro HID

[modest light]

unless you play the class like you are supposed to even in unfair matchups

[trail aurora]

the adults yearn for a particle distruptor

[cedar flare]

Noice

[trail aurora]

i yearn for pink candy

[cedar flare]

Got nvg and still can't see shit

[jaunty terrace]

when are they adding new skins ik theres akimbos coming up but i need more

[willow basalt]

Objectively speaking which is more meta rn repeater or r357?

[stone torrent]

Did you even read the fucking sentence

[dry garden]

Oh this is the Dualsense Edge controller. It's like the pro controller with some customizable features. I don't think it's worth it, too expensive

[whole ridge]

Repeater

[peak shoal]

lost 2k in ranked today my god the skill distribution is non existent

[bleak arch]

Stop bro we get new shopslop every week

[tiny wharf]

I'm worried that I might never get my old skills back

[little drum]

i lost 300 to a pro 100k elo ruby

[trail aurora]

anyways chat gonna get back to work on homework

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-gif-10789444016291934486

[whole ridge]

Get new ones after I took a break from s5 I became a dagger player gud one too

[bleak arch]

If you have to ask something as obvious as revolver vs repeater, knowledge of the meta is not going to help you

[sharp plaza]

WTF MY LONG LOST BROTHER

[whole ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[stone torrent]

Jokes aside why the HELL is your numbers all sixes?

[modest light]

me with my f14

[open imp]

report them for imposing

[modest light]

its 6666 not 666

[stone torrent]

"ALL"

[slim totem]

Can someone help me?
My nickname in the game was "VoceSabeQuem" and the game says it violates the game guidelines. Does anyone know of a channel where I can contest this?

[cedar frigate]

does your name actually say something or is it just some shi you threw together

[limpid ember]

scunthorpe moment

[cedar flare]

I did and yeah u got counters for lights but they can easily avoid those counter.

Charge - Dash behind

Glitch mine - Dash cuz u can avoid AoE for that.

RPG- had to nerfed cuz lights were getting one shotted so I don't complain bout rpg Nerf

C4- U can dash and avoid dmg while.

Plus lights hav a glitch nade, u can throw it anywhere, medium got a mine which is useless against lights most of the time unless they are running invis or grapple. And heavy got lockbolt which they can also easily dodge it with dash.

[weary acorn]

Bring duos to the finals im sick of relying on someone else to help the team and they just leave because they suck it’s getting ridiculous

[limpid ember]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[modest light]

there was supposed to be a layer of irony in my message as it's clearly dumb to imply that 6666 means something that much different to 666
unless your attached "are we doomed?" image was Not referring to the 666, in which case I misunderstood and apologise

[cedar flare]

I hate players who leave it mid game cuz they can't handle the heat

[modern bison]

duos is an interesting idea

meta would end up being meds most likely

cs of the defibs

[weary acorn]

Honestly

[cedar flare]

Dayum straight.

[modern bison]

love your pfp

[modest light]

the trios system is heavily tied to the 3 class system and the very different roles of the 3 classes, duos would certainly do funny things to the balance

[modern bison]

med meta cs of defibs

[cedar flare]

Me with my mgl and anti grav in duos

[modern bison]

defibs and med beams is gonna run the meta into the ground

partnered with repeater already being a pain

duos stands no chance

[slim totem]

Yes, in English it means "youknowwho," like the nickname of a not so famous movie character.

[weary acorn]

I don’t think heals would work that well honestly cause you need both people shooting or you’ll get team wiped

[modest light]

lights are suddenly much more viable because 2 people take that much longer to delete your ant-fart health bar

[cedar flare]

Nah, it's either heavies or lights. Mostly heavies

[modern bison]

not necessarily no, in the context of a neutral battle where there is no applied pressure a quick revive and heal can feed families

[modern bison]

they still die to most things fairly well

[cedar flare]

I was gonna say lights but if the enemy team is good, then it got no chance

[modern bison]

heavies fs will be an issue

[limpid ember]

can enemies hear your sound effect emotes

[cedar flare]

Cuz, u got healing emitter, high health, and plus more destruction gadgets than lights and medium.

[modest light]

not if you actually play the class like you are meant to and play hit&run, and actually plan the Run part as much as the Hit part

[cedar flare]

So they would be more viable choice for duos

[sharp plaza]

well that was stressful

[modern bison]

and in the grand scheme of things, two guns aiming at you does a lit less than 3 so double heavies dividing and conquering can wipe ngl

[cedar flare]

Cool

[modern bison]

hell heavies can win the 1 on 1 for like every scenario besides another heavy

so they prob would own duos

[cedar flare]

Exactly

[cedar flare]

And u got guns that hav high capacity, so that's one more reason for heavies being meta pick

In matters for pure supression, heavy is the best pick u got

[modern bison]

true true

[cedar flare]

Supression alone can make a heavy a dangerous opponent to fight.

[modern bison]

ngl they prob win it 9/10 unless you can outrange but in terms of tight spaces and defense you're prob fucked

[cedar flare]

Very true.

[modern bison]

if we're in a 10x10 room the heavy is slaying you

[cedar flare]

Basically, u gone gone

[rugged lotus]

anyone wants to play ranked eu? ( i dont have a rank yet)

[cedar flare]

Basically duos is a good idea but it will be completely unbalanced, and cuz of that we got a balance nightmare season 85 to suffer from.

[modern bison]

I think they'd prob make some balance changes to duos to make it a little reasonable but who am I kidding, Embark couldn't balance walking on the way to the bathroom fresh off the wake up

[modern bison]

yes, balance is what holds back duos from being a genuinely fun idea

[cedar flare]

Games good, but the balance department is shit

[hybrid cedar]

Woke up to 3ft of snow and still snowing

[modern bison]

you got the snow, I'm getting the fucking rain storms

[hybrid cedar]

Ima be burried 🙁

I reached 'THE FINALS'

[modern bison]

Imma be drenched 😞

[modern bison]

what role do you play

[hybrid cedar]

Insert quagmire meme here lol

[bronze escarp]

anyone know what the emerald rewards are this season

[modern bison]

yh, that's everyone's main complaint

[cedar flare]

Exactly, it would affect other game modes cuz of that. Cuz heavies being the meta for duos means, it will be nerfed and the rest of the classes will be buffed making heavies useless and before u ask me why u think that, balance department is shit

[modern bison]

https://tenor.com/view/glenn-quagmire-family-guy-giggity-gif-4084933

[hybrid cedar]

At this point , im playing role of popsicle soon

[hybrid cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/quagmire-crab-quagmire-crab-family-guy-gif-25798684

[modern bison]

well no, if they were competent they could have separate stats for duos but yk IF

[modern bison]

shit, still better than my light randoms

[cedar flare]

Like, I hav been asking for db Nerf for ages. But nope, they nerfed charge and slam when in fact it's easily dodgeable unless u ain't looking.

[cedar flare]

That would be extra work then.

[modern bison]

db hits for full at ranges a sawed off shotgun really shouldn't

[hybrid cedar]

DB as in double barrel?

[limpid ember]

is it possible to copy over my emote and spray wheels to other contestants?

[cedar flare]

And if they do, then that's cool

[cedar flare]

Yeah, dual blades are counterable so ain't asking nerf for that.

[hybrid cedar]

Lol u never know

[cedar flare]

True

[modern bison]

no offense to you but I really don't get this complaint yk? I get nobody likes extra work but adding duos in and itself would be known extra work so if they did it and couldn't work towards making it proper then that's laziness

[cedar flare]

Tf u wanna Nerf dual blades for

[bleak arch]

Everything is counterable

[hybrid cedar]

Im sure theres someone out therr who thinks its strong

[limpid ember]

dual blades needs a buff or rework ngl

[modern bison]

there's a Dual Blades main here

he's prob sleep

[limpid ember]

i would prefer if they made it a cooldown on the secondary and it deflects all damage or something

[hybrid cedar]

Like i dont think flamthrower is strong, but i always hear buff/nerf it

[bleak arch]

Dual blades shouldnt have deflect. Boring ass weeb concept and we already have a blocking weapon come on

[modern bison]

it's just annoying to fight against

[hybrid cedar]

I love using heavy with flame against a light lobby

[modern bison]

ppl call for a range nerf on flamethrower

[limpid ember]

if you cant negate damage you are just a medium running around trying to be a light and getting killed easily because you arent fast

[hybrid cedar]

If anything needs range buff

[modern bison]

realistically if it worked like how actual flamethrowers did then it'd be damn near a sniper

[modern bison]

pls no

[abstract juniper]

so what do you think its gimmick should be

[cedar flare]

No problem, I'm saying that duos is an extra work, but balancing the mode is also more work for only that mode specifically. And if u don't focus on that mode specifically that means the changes to balance applied will affect in every mode as well. I was saying it in that context, not saying that ur wrong.

[modern bison]

the cool ones that shoot the liquid first I mean

[cedar flare]

Nope

[hybrid cedar]

Like any range weapon can handle a flame heavy

[jovial helm]

Yo does anyone know how to add a vc to my message

[bleak arch]

Ideally it wouldn't have been a thing at all but anything at all that does damage

[hybrid cedar]

In a 1 v 1, hammer can outdps flame thrower for example

[modern bison]

true, I think the other issue too is that they are still a small company so they can't team split for such an occurence and either duos or reg would get neglected terribly

[jovial helm]

Whats the command?

[cedar flare]

Charge ? Dash behind and beam.

Glitch? Dash immediately.

Too close ? U can't hit em.

[modern bison]

it's really moreso the health pool of who is fighting said flamethrower bc even if I can outdps I won't outsurvive yk

[hybrid cedar]

Idk what im reading here tbh

[cedar flare]

Exactly, if it were a big company, then ur argument would be valid. Not saying ur argument is wrong but it works only if Embark were a big company.

[modern bison]

couldn't tell you neph

[cedar flare]

Counters that light can easily avoid.

[modern bison]

yh I get you, especially since they're doing arc as well

[jovial helm]

All good

[modern bison]

wait do you mean like, here? or in vc chat

[cedar flare]

Trust me I hav worked with a gaming company as an intern.

[modern bison]

add a vc...

[bleak arch]

Arc is so fucking ass when will people stop talking about it constantly

[cedar flare]

Not everybody's game.

[jovial helm]

Im putting ranked requests out and im trynna add the vc to it

[hybrid cedar]

I mean i think thats the intended trade off; if you get to close to get burnt, then really, bad positioning, id swap off close range weapons for distance if i see flamethrowers

[modern bison]

OOOOOOHHHHHH type shit hold on

I don't think you can do that

just say what vc you're in

[cedar flare]

It's fine the way it is.

[modern bison]

how was it

[hybrid cedar]

Depends on your role

[modern bison]

wouldn't say arc is ass but I see why ppl wouldn't play it

[willow basalt]

How fucked am i in ranked if i dont have a mic?

[hybrid cedar]

I find it fun

[cedar flare]

It was good, learnt a lot bout how things work, went there as a game testing intern.

[modern bison]

unfortunately I play p90

[torpid echo]

Depends how good you are and how far you want to go

[modern bison]

I'd love to game test, I'd sit there and do bullshit fr

[hybrid cedar]

So the everyday joe? Your fine, just pay attention to the other two. Chances are they a duo

Best to support them

[modern bison]

if you can ping and they can listen you're a-okay

[cedar flare]

I want to game test this game, but I gotta build up my resume for that

[willow basalt]

I js started few days ago but id say im not too bad cause i have decent mechanics from other fps games i obv wanna get as high rank as i can get but idk i dont have a mic rn and cant be bothered

[modern bison]

idk I'd love to be a game tester idk where to start though

[hybrid cedar]

P90 has some okay range, esp with its recoil/accuracy, not great but not bad, should at leadt be out the range of winch claw. Which is what? 10m? 12m ?

Seems like an okay range to poke people with p90

[cedar flare]

Im going into automation testing which is basically software testing.

[modern bison]

ngl you don't really need a mic but maybe like diamond/ruby (the 2nd and then highest rank) you def need one

[torpid echo]

I wouldn't go into ranked if you have just started unless you are used to ranked level play on other FPS games... get some practice in the non-ranked modes to test yourself first

[cedar flare]

P90 is fine, no need for Nerf or buff

M11 tho...

[hybrid cedar]

Every kids dream

[modern bison]

yh p90 can poke well from range but it has bad damage fall off

so I can't kill from distance just bother you

[willow basalt]

Im used to valorant rank which was brutal so yeah i think ill be fine but im mostly playing unranked rn js to get some game sense then ill give ranked a shot

[hybrid cedar]

No one said anything about a buff/nerf

[cedar flare]

Just saying

[modern bison]

what does that mens

[cedar flare]

Some people are crazy to say that

[hybrid cedar]

True, forgot what drop off is? 20m maybe?

[torpid echo]

Are you smashing other teams mostly by yourself and or not being carried in non ranked as the step up if you want to go far is huge from non ranked. Destruction is a massive gameplay factor. Map knowledge as well.

[modern bison]

yh def play more unranked cs even though the gunplay isn't unordinary, the play style and overall mechanics are unique to this game in my opinion

[hybrid cedar]

Ugh so many typos, water on my phone screen

[modern bison]

I think 15-20

[cedar flare]

Basically desgining an algorithm for testing software and u gotta run it and it will do the work itself for checking bugs but u also hav to make sure that the bugs the algo gives are also correct

[modern bison]

oh nvm I don't like coding

it started storming outside

[cedar flare]

It's just one time coding, rest is just ease of work.

[willow basalt]

Kd and damage wise id say so im always have the highest combat score on my team pretty easily and can hold my own but id say i still not winning every game cause obv theres still game sense and team play also people in unranked js refuse to play as a team

[modern bison]

ah

[hybrid cedar]

Oh so basically +/- a few out of range of winchclaw you know in surprised i dont see more p90s out there.

See a lot of AKs still

[cedar flare]

Yeah...

[hybrid cedar]

One of us, turn into a popsicle

[cedar flare]

Teamwork wins mostly but soloplay is necessary.

[hybrid cedar]

Money needs to buy a better ratio

[modern bison]

it's not used as much bc it gets outranged in the meta rn and is usually a newbie's first pick or if you're on a good enough map it's a nice run and gun choice but it def can kick the meta over on its ass in close to mid range if you can aim

[torpid echo]

Fair... team shooting is a huge factor in this game as well, hence why stacks are really useful, so you may want to also find a clan or group as you'll struggle to get higher ranks as a solo q

[hybrid cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/kohiruimaki-karen-anime-sword-blink-gif-16582915

Collab when lol

[cedar flare]

Idk if I'm crazy but I like soloq more than friends cuz u got a W with randoms that u don't know shit bout but yall knew and locked in exactly

[cedar flare]

Hell naw

[modern bison]

would be fire IF they gave lights p90

[torpid echo]

I mean more if he wants to go far in ranked a stack will be easier than solo q

[modern bison]

the Finals is lowkey Gun Gale Online but without the battle royale mode

[hybrid cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-going-to-jail-patricia-carson-pat-patricia-ford-carson-the-ms-pat-show-gif-17583493089504384589

[cedar flare]

I want lights to hav a grenade pistol or a scorpion evo

[cedar flare]

On that, I agree

[modern bison]

no lights don't need p90 but I'm saying that collab would only make sense if lights had a p90 cs she's literally tiny

[hybrid cedar]

Logic applied in every game :3

[modern bison]

give meds a glock with a switch

[cedar flare]

A much better variant of glock

[tiny wharf]

I just dropped to 1.117 instead of 1.12

[wooden kestrel]

We need kriss vector on light first then we can have second p90

[hybrid cedar]

I want heavies to have a speciality, like leap frog, i want heavy to be able to charge a jump and jump idk maybe 2 floors high, i want heavy to have some mobility thats not reliant on lights/mediums, esp since i solo que a lot as a heavy

[cedar flare]

And I ain't compromising shit for heavies.

It's either SPAS 12 or HK21E

[modern bison]

I'm not saying yall need, but she was saying GGO collab when

[modern bison]

wtf is this

[sharp plaza]

i tried so hard´but gg

[cedar flare]

My guns

[wooden kestrel]

Idek what ggo is

[hybrid cedar]

Gun gal online

[modern bison]

https://tenor.com/view/sao-gun-cute-anime-gif-16277697

[modern bison]

would be the perfect light collab ngl

[gleaming moss]

Me neither, there must be hope for us

[cedar flare]

Aye, another loss means u got a greater chance at success

[sharp plaza]

ggoa

[modern bison]

what's the a

[sharp plaza]

alternative

[hybrid cedar]

Gambling words

[modern bison]

https://tenor.com/view/llenn-gun-gale-sword-art-gif-12047153

[hybrid cedar]

Light using dash

[modern bison]

live footage of lights if they had p90

[cedar flare]

Imagine FMG9 akimbo from Modern Warfare 3 og

[wooden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kinda-disappointed-here-ashwin-ganesh-c4etech-im-disappointed-bummer-gif-18317401

[modern bison]

why

[cedar flare]

Only words I could say

[wooden kestrel]

Bc anime

[hybrid cedar]

Tf logic is that

[modern bison]

that was corny as hell

https://tenor.com/view/two-people-laughing-on-table-laugh-laughing-lol-gif-3006610283817764608

[wooden kestrel]

Anime=opinion nullified

[hybrid cedar]

By that logic, stay outside lol dont play game lol

[cedar flare]

I need this as a skin from Alfa Acta

[idle night]

should you grab the vault and rush to the box or kill the team contesting the vault first?

[modern bison]

you play a game with numerous anime references btw

[wooden kestrel]

And idgaf about em

[hybrid cedar]

Theres already so many dark/militray tactic skins

[modern bison]

go vault unless team is hogging vault then kill ig

[wooden kestrel]

Which one are you even talkin about tho

Bc the finals ik has like a few but not that many

[modern bison]

Finals

[hybrid cedar]

We literally have a anime skin ingame too lol

[modern bison]

we're in Finals disc

[sharp plaza]

peak

[cedar flare]

We need more!!! Also I don't mind anime skins as well

[cedar flare]

Looks good

[wooden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/noahs-arc-its-an-abomination-tragic-i-dont-agree-this-aint-it-gif-21013302

[hybrid cedar]

Yu failed, why no latex socks/shoes

[sharp plaza]

tuff

[idle night]

do you mean go box?

[modern bison]

yh sry lol

[cedar flare]

Tactical maid ? Hell yeah

[whole ridge]

my "friend" just said halo 5 is best halo what is the best way to hide a body

[sharp plaza]

better?

[modern bison]

Lito started it

[hybrid cedar]

I will say i love anime, but i dont wana the game to go crazy adding weeb stuff either

I dont want the game to turn into fortnite

[modern bison]

under an endangered plant apparently

[modern bison]

*cod

fortnite collabs make sense

[sharp plaza]

heres more

[cedar flare]

Oh

[modern bison]

cod kinda went off the deep end

[cedar flare]

Oh this go tough

[hybrid cedar]

That hair reminds me of that horror girl who crawls out the TV

[modern bison]

like how did we go from Gundam to Cheech and Chong

[tiny wharf]

Lights with Mac-10s are genuinely my opps

[idle night]

dope thank you

[modern bison]

Sadako?

[hybrid cedar]

Yesh

[modern bison]

agreed

[hybrid cedar]

I would like to see jack the ripper claws on maybe heavy/lights

[modern bison]

ofc, you don't want to start a team fight if you don't have to yk?

[final depot]

lol

[idle night]

what happens if my team dies by the team at vault and i get vault to box? do i just try to defend at box or do i go rez?

[sharp plaza]

I call this Chromium

[cedar flare]

Some lights never learn

[cedar flare]

Dogshit

[sharp plaza]

😔

[wooden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[modern bison]

well if your team dies and it's just you and you can't go back they'll have to coin unless you don't mind getting team wiped and then respawning together to push the box and get it back

[hybrid cedar]

Wish they added the short swing swipe from the event that happened not to long ago? The animation so long and cant be canceled

[cedar flare]

The sadako one was better than this one

[hybrid cedar]

Wss hoping when that event came it that, that wep would get that rework

[sharp plaza]

i like that one more tbh

[modern bison]

is it a heavy @sharp plaza

why does she seem so buff

[idle night]

ok hold up im in a game

[modern bison]

am I buggin

[idle night]

ok i died

[hybrid cedar]

Thats a medium

[modern bison]

lol

[final depot]

use this tech

[hybrid cedar]

Got that cl30 body

[modern bison]

yh I see it now, we lowkey need more med and light body types

[limpid ember]

this has got to be exploiting tho

[winged herald]

The finals son or Arc raiders daughter

[cedar flare]

Eh I feel ya, i ain't got the best drip too

[modern bison]

my drip varies

[sharp plaza]

#3 is awesome

[modern bison]

I have a god sushi chef, tac maids, edgelord fit, Ospuze sponsor fit, etc

[hybrid cedar]

The emote bug is so.rthing i dont wana dabble in

[cedar flare]

Which one, ospuze ?

[hybrid cedar]

I stay away from bugs

[wooden kestrel]

I might be cooked chat, or frozen, about a foot of snow rn and still snowing to about 2 feet and our township just lost a truck to a ditch

[modern bison]

go save em

[limpid ember]

bug exploiting is bannable is it not

[hybrid cedar]

Go drink hotcoco and watch anime

[wooden kestrel]

That thing ain’t drivin the frame is bent up

[wooden kestrel]

I literally made it clear 5 min ago I don’t watch anime

[hybrid cedar]

I dont wana find out

[wooden kestrel]

Or like 10

[sharp plaza]

favorite outfit

[hybrid cedar]

Do it

[tiny wharf]

I can't stand how cowardly some people are, they literally get hugged by their teammates if their teammate ain't stuck on them

[sharp plaza]

yep

[hybrid cedar]

I like this one

[wooden kestrel]

My cousin does so that’s close enough

[cedar flare]

Yeah, I hear the cat music.

[cedar flare]

Oh appreciate it

[somber forge]

Missing zipline but thats basically the Smurf Extraordinaire loadout

[wooden kestrel]

Too girly for my tastes, I like the tactical stuff

[tiny wharf]

I was playing TDM and these fucking asshats just shoot me in the back whenever I try to rush their teammates, they fucking camp in corners like little bitches

[idle night]

so this is a part of the gameplay that ive been confused about.

If Im solo defending the box because my team died at vault, do I defend as best I can and then dip and let enemy have box if I get overwhelmed so that we don't get team wiped? Is the only way for my team to come back is if they coin or we get team wiped and need to wait the 30 sec?

What's the best play if I am defending box as solo and a team runs up?

I run light doublebarrel dash shotty if that helps any.

[sharp plaza]

to each their own

[hybrid cedar]

Prob need a sterotype manly anime then, leaning more towards realism then fantasy

[sharp plaza]

I like being a cute girl in games

[cedar flare]

I got either tactical or cyberpunkish style outfits

[sharp plaza]

cyberpunk is W

[wooden kestrel]

Obviously you can be

[wooden kestrel]

Yea the tech skins are good too

[cedar flare]

I made this a bit close to cyberpunkish but failed.

[mint rapids]

should be a bannable offense

[cedar flare]

The only grip I hav is that we ain't got nvg headwear and if we do, it's locked behind a paywall. Fking hell

[wooden kestrel]

The mesh window screen messes with the focusing on my camera but there’s usually a mountain in the background you can see and I can’t even see the land between here and there

[hybrid cedar]

Snitch :3

[cedar flare]

Furry ? Hell naw I'm out

[wooden kestrel]

Yea, the furry pfp

[mint rapids]

name and pfp

[bleak arch]

What if there's kids on this game

[torpid echo]

Just kill em all. TDM is pretty straight fwd

[hybrid cedar]

There shouldnt be

[cedar flare]

Well......u rushed.

[wooden kestrel]

Btw i read your profile status thing, ive had friends who’ve had snakes in their basement so grass ain’t all

[plain carbon]

What if we had a charge n slam soundboard

[cedar flare]

Nah, they busy with Fortnite or Roblox

[cedar flare]

Frying pan for heavy

[mint rapids]

true

[bleak arch]

When I was In middle school I was In a crappy photography class and I used to take pictures through a screen cuz I thought they looked cool

[torpid echo]

I often tell lights going like 3:20 in TDM to stop rushing as they are being farmed and they rarely ever listen... if its close I may go break the farm spot or I'll just leave em to get farmed and go get kills in less risky places

[tiny wharf]

If the TTK wasn't so trash, maybe I woulda killed him before he got me

[cedar flare]

https://media.tenor.com/PAC09ToHAVUAAAAM/the-finals-oscar.gif

[hybrid cedar]

Ive noticed player usernames are never a concern for me unless im mad at said player/ or accusing em of cheating

[modern bison]

not a smurf account 😞 I just don't use cosmetics cs she's sponsored by ospuze and strictly can't wear anything with any logos on it fr that isn't ospuze fr had to make up my own lore for fun yk but also I run jump pad over zip

[crude ocean]

It's cold.

[bleak arch]

Id carry a small screen around and take pics of random stuff

[cedar flare]

What are u using btw.

[idle night]

Are light loadouts best?

[torpid echo]

What you playing, if its light then you should be hitting 2 KDR as a light if you have average ability and smarts... mediums and heavies fair less well and if its a stack of lights shooting you in the back you are purposefully being farmedd

[cedar flare]

Also am I crazy or the hit reg doesn't work sometimes ?

[idle night]

if you hold your balls, your hands will warm up.

[modern bison]

nah this is a genuine issue

[modern bison]

stop this

[cedar flare]

Oh okay, got it 👍

[crude ocean]

Truth nuke

[bleak arch]

I tried asking for someone else's once and it was the most rizzless moment of my life

[modern bison]

sick of dapping up folks without knowing if they were gripping their fucking balls

[torpid echo]

What if someone else holds your balls?

[hybrid cedar]

It happens. I see sparks come from their body sometimes instead of damage

[cedar flare]

I, embarassingly gotta put my hands in the pants to warm myself up, for while and then I wash it with soap and then I remember my hands hands just got warm and now they are cold again.

[peak pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-speechless-pray-prays-praying-gif-13187722

[torpid echo]

Can you not wash your hands with hot water?

[hybrid cedar]

@torpid echo you look like that youtuber animeplz123

[cedar flare]

I see, cuz I see that issue mostly with bfr and other guns as well.

[bleak arch]

Big leagues are calling 🗣️

[modern bison]

hot water opens your pores making you more susceptible to cold

[cedar flare]

It gets cold easily. So everytime u can't heat up water.

[torpid echo]

Depends what you do with your hands afterwards

[peak pilot]

That’s why u boil them then wrap them in 50 layers of gloves Thats wut I did earlier it worked lol

[modern bison]

type

[cedar flare]

Man used everything just to kill that man

[hybrid cedar]

You suppose to wash your face with hot water then once yu finish, rinse your face with cold water

[arctic apex]

gonna make a tier list for each TDM sector

[bleak arch]

and I'll fuckin do it again

[cedar flare]

Kyoto admin the shittest.

[torpid echo]

I mean I get told semi-regular in this chat I look like other people... especially ones I have no clue who they are.

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/sigmamale-grindset-thanos-gif-23963043

[hybrid cedar]

That whole lobby makes sense. Yah all play the same way lol, why cant i find lobbies like this lol

[idle night]

Then your heart warms up.

❤️

[modern bison]

did not know this ngl

[fervent aurora]

Sup yall

[torpid echo]

Sounds like prison talk, but okay, I';ll trust your judgement

[bleak arch]

Unless I'm using one of the 3-4 guns I'm good at, yes that's how I play 😭

[sharp plaza]

cool discord @

[cedar flare]

I gotta lose 6 matches to get that lobby 😂

[fervent aurora]

Did yall know that if you hold your balls, your hands will warm up

[cedar flare]

Yes, it's all ball games

[sharp plaza]

ruby gameplay

[fervent aurora]

Exactly

[peak pilot]

It’s one of fundamental rules of thermal dynamics

[hybrid cedar]

You spy

[idle night]

So, why have we always used cold water to wash our hands and not warm water?

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-dap-up-bully-maguire-spiderman-homem-aranha-gif-2038310814613101264

[torpid echo]

Poor people probably

[hybrid cedar]

People offerrd money to buy it lol

[sharp plaza]

I click stuff

[fervent aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[cedar flare]

Cuz I'm lazy as fk to heat up water just to wash my hands.

[fervent aurora]

Cold showers are better than hot showers

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/mogi-mogi-cet-mogi-fren-fren-ada-peepo-gif-12529637841348568101

[idle night]

dude, you just turn the other knob like what

[sharp plaza]

thats crazy

[cedar flare]

We ain't got that system.

[fervent aurora]

I mean they could wash their hands with piss cuz its warm no?

[idle night]

nah. warm showers and then at the end you turn off the hot water and wash off with cold water.

[bleak arch]

You know water doesn't always heat up instantly right

[idle night]

this mf an eskimo

[bleak arch]

Especially for electric

[cedar flare]

What is that ?

[modern bison]

hell nah

[bleak arch]

Erm....they don't like to be called Eskimos 🤓 ☝️

[fervent aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-gif-24292485

[cedar flare]

Tf is that ?

[idle night]

is that true

[modern bison]

https://tenor.com/view/money-rain-cash-money-smile-gif-16281054

[fervent aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/gyatt-gif-16899056832136224621

[hybrid cedar]

Shivering burns calories, so if your on a weight loss journey, after a workout. Hot shower to relax muscle then cold shower to refine muscle

[bleak arch]

It's somewhat controversial but it is like a slang yeah

[hybrid cedar]

Chewing ice cubes burns 1 calorie

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-hell-nahh-aww-hell-aww-hell-nahh-gif-9659330954843262630

[idle night]

so what is the proper term

[fervent aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-drinking-steve-harvey-head2seoker-drinking-party-gif-5069515457533912064

[cedar flare]

Chewing pepsi ice cubes rn

[bleak arch]

How come bruxism hasn't made me ripped yet

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smoking-cat-smoke-gif-11943692144148048229

[arctic apex]

all kyoto ones go in F

[bleak arch]

Inuit, is one of them but there's more than one group I just don't know the rest

[modern bison]

https://tenor.com/view/money-rain-slap-gif-10267447170888593740

[hybrid cedar]

Idk what bruxism is

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-my-man-denzel-my-man-hd-my-man4k-gif-23532550

[vestal sable]

no

[idle night]

oh ya.

[tiny wharf]

The wifi company is my opps

[bleak arch]

Teeth grinding and clenching

[fervent aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-twerking-ratchet-dancing-throwing-ass-gif-13893121

[idle night]

i love my loadout

[hybrid cedar]

But w.e it is, diet , excerise and proper sleep is important

[modern bison]

I'm out of money

[bleak arch]

It's like eating, but you're chewing your teeth and inner cheek instead 😊

[cedar flare]

Me too

[hybrid cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-scram-morty-rick-and-morty-gif-5315384

[fervent aurora]

Ran out of ass too ngl

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-no-cash-gif-25565154

[cedar flare]

Ran out of spare change for bread

[fervent aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1465026092002836736/cat-humping.gif

[limpid ember]

is the burst pistol good yet

[bleak arch]

😻

[hybrid cedar]

I saw the name of that gif before gif loaded

And was nervous

[hollow eagle]

facing this eror from yesterday

[fervent aurora]

Banned for bad aim

[cedar flare]

Don't worry, u can dmca the shit out of them

[idle night]

is there a diffference between normal rez and defib?

[cedar flare]

Defib is fast.

[hybrid cedar]

Time difference

[idle night]

no extra health?

[fervent aurora]

No

[cedar flare]

Nope

[forest saddle]

who thought it was a good idea to create exams

[fervent aurora]

I mean

[cedar flare]

In fact defibed players are on half health and can't use their abilities for few seconds.

[fervent aurora]

I think id you rezz you get more hp no?

[hybrid cedar]

I only wish they didnt make me have to reload my gunafter i get rezzed

If you die with a empty gun, you get rezed with a empty gun

[pine solar]

This is right

[bleak arch]

Yeah defib should only be used if a normal rez is unsafe or too slow

[cedar flare]

Nah, ur on half health while defibed

[stuck goblet]

Defib doesn't let you immediately use abilities

[hybrid cedar]

Imagine reloading after you got rezed in a middle of a gun fight

[errant prairie]

Defibrillators revive you with less HP and a 5 second mute for gadgets and specializations
And after being used on a statue they have to wait a bit before being automatically revived

[cedar flare]

Cuz I use it myself a lot lol

[pine solar]

same

[bleak arch]

Worst part is I always forget

[pine solar]

I'm inching ever closer to 5k revives

[cedar flare]

I hav been there.

[idle night]

Ok, that is what I was wondering.

[fervent aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191529258414256139/1354086844526231583/deadpool-suicide.gif

[hybrid cedar]

Masochist.- Press x to make it happen again

[cedar flare]

Anyways

[torpid echo]

I hate ppl who defib in TDM... 99% of the time

[fervent aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/wheelie-rollin-they-see-me-rollin-jeep-kid-gif-5436852

[cedar flare]

U still in the old ages

[modern bison]

I use 50 cals trust

[gleaming bridge]

does he know?

[bleak arch]

What's the biggest bullet I can use in self defense

[hybrid cedar]

I dont like hearing "can i get a revive here"

[idle night]

know what

[fervent aurora]

.50 cal

[torpid echo]

For real it should be 100% but 1% of the time you might get a smart defib

[hybrid cedar]

Waiting for someone to say your mom

[cedar flare]

Big calibers are always better for permanent pulverization

[forest saddle]

i have a feeling he doesnt

[cedar flare]

Mans in mezazoic era

[cedar flare]

And people say 45 is just a caliber

[forest saddle]

seems like it

[hybrid cedar]

He could of googled that himself

[cedar flare]

Agreed

[limpid ember]

did they add back aim assist for controller on pc

[fervent aurora]

Why would he do that when we can do it for him

[hybrid cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/renge-shrug-non-non-biyori-idk-duck-face-gif-9724581

[forest saddle]

if you turn yourself into a bullet, that would be pretty big

[idle night]

why does my doublebarrel shotty only have 1 out of 2 rounds in it when I get rez or defib'd?

[cedar flare]

Cuz u didn't reload ?

[bleak arch]

Flare gun

[hybrid cedar]

U prob shot 1 off beforr you died

[fervent aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/dandidave-anime-mad-headbutt-gif-13266344

[hybrid cedar]

You come back with the same amount of ammo you had before u died

[fervent aurora]

What is that spelling bro

[errant prairie]

Being revived does not reload your weapons

[cedar flare]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-guilty-gear-axl-axl-low-gif-26797213

[hybrid cedar]

Phone has water on the screen

[fervent aurora]

Fair enough

[hybrid cedar]

And i hate auto correct, dont use it

[potent laurel]

My win loss ratio is 1.0 is that bad?

[fervent aurora]

I have mine turned off

[fervent aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-jerry-laughing-3amskypecall-gif-1225091949170588240

[idle night]

so just make sure im reloaded when rez/defib?

[cedar flare]

Average

[tiny wharf]

The wifi company is genuinely my opps, how tf am I supposed to hone my skills if everytime I get a positive or neutral KDR game, it just conks out

[hybrid cedar]

I dont wana add every slang/text word to dictionary, can be annoyin :3

[torpid echo]

Lol... depends how you got into the higher ranks of TDM leaderboard...

[errant prairie]

Yes

[potent laurel]

I play tdm sometimes for fun, i get 30/40 kills average

[cedar flare]

God I love m60

[cedar flare]

Jeezus

[inland crest]

It'd be above average since quick cash exists, wouldn't it?

[torpid echo]

I've played you a number of times... though not seen you for weeks

[cedar flare]

Yeah

[potent laurel]

Oh u remember me?

[torpid echo]

You were around / near the top 10 earlier in the season I think... so yes

[tiny wharf]

Why do you need to do that?

[hybrid cedar]

If i had auto correct on and use a word like such, it would auto correct a word that i dont intend to correct

[broken moon]

Can rubies get fucking matched up with rubies and diamond and not plat or gold players?

[potent laurel]

I play mostly cashout rn, i want to reach top 10 rank(current 19 rank) … im not good enough to play ranked cashout and i dont have a good team lol

[hybrid cedar]

So you would have to add it to dictionary to avoid it correcting a word

[bleak arch]

MY e if rubies didn't complain about queue times so much 🥀

[torpid echo]

EMBARK: You want to play exclusively against Rubies - consider it done

[hybrid cedar]

Like i love to say thnx instead of thanks, if i had auto correct it would correct that word and if i dont wana or if it corrects it to a completly different word, then im screwed

[broken moon]

Embark should’ve Dismissed their complaints, perhaps they should try to find a job during those long queue times

[hybrid cedar]

Since new season, ive been having 10min que waits for quick cash

[wide portal]

😂

[cedar flare]

I get in 30 secs tho

[hybrid cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/senyuu-anime-anime-boy-demon-teufel-diabolos-gif-14625512

[bleak arch]

If it's because you're ruby, why don't you consider playing a different game

[hybrid cedar]

Idk what to tell yah

[wide portal]

Mine takes about 15-30sec

[hybrid cedar]

Im not ruby skilled

I dont play rank, never had

[bleak arch]

Oh rip. 10min for a regular person

[hybrid cedar]

I only stay in quick cash or if weekly challange says to play a different game mode

I value my happiness , and dont like relying on my team mates for happiness

So even if i play quick cash and lose, if i have a good KD ratio. Im happy

I try to win cause its more fun but, im not personally let down if i know i did the best that i could do

https://tenor.com/view/winning-is-fun-louise-cherry-murdoch-mysteries-i-like-winning-i-like-to-win-gif-23578801

[fervent aurora]

Can i ask what the fuck was the point of adding the cl40?

[tiny wharf]

The opps are plotting my downfall

because I can't get good games

Anytime I get a good game, my wifi conks out

[tender sphinx]

instead we could have added a second M60✌️

[covert flax]

to give noobs a false sense of skill

[maiden owl]

Like clockwork

[fervent aurora]

I swear

[maiden owl]

Good afternoon

[fervent aurora]

Like theres no way people think that theyre good using that shit

[tiny wharf]

No, everytime I start having a good game, my wifi disconnects

[void moss]

whats going on, we about to surpass our season 9 peak? embark starting to advertise this game now?

[tender sphinx]

it's literally just A or D + spacebar + m1

[tiny wharf]

I do not know what beef my wifi provider has with me

[tender sphinx]

peak is getting noticed

[tiny wharf]

AND MY KDR IS DROPPING LIKE A LEAD BALLOON

[sterile garnet]

Arc overflow probably

[covert flax]

every time I CQC 1v1 them they just kus instead of actually trying to kill me

IN TDM IT'S PRETTY FRUSTRATING NOT GETTING THE KILL SCORE YOU KNOW

[tender sphinx]

bold of you to say that when i am here

[maiden owl]

Not bad

[tender sphinx]

this shit has never even hit 8 megabits how is that good

[tiny wharf]

The opps have infiltrated my WiFi provider

[tender sphinx]

bro your opps are nonexistent and ur just ass at the game💔✌️

[maiden owl]

I was joking bro, chill

[sterile garnet]

When I thought my Wi-Fi was bad my friend told me to listen to my Mongolian monk ancestors and "anticipate the wrag (lag)"

[maiden owl]

I had to finally put the dude on ignore. It's a daily ritual for them to come in and complain about the same thing.

[maiden owl]

Bass goes wub wub

[tender sphinx]

like at least i have proof it's on my isp like half the time

[green kernel]

nice matchmaking

ewww why am i pink now

[maiden owl]

Not pink friendo

Welcome to the club

[sterile garnet]

Is this a Smurf account

[sharp dock]

does anyone know if they will add sbm?

[tender sphinx]

least obvious smurf acc

[green kernel]

yes i have 52k kills on my main

[tender sphinx]

why would we put sbmm in casual modes

[sharp dock]

cus i dont wanna get teammates who just stand still and dont shoot 😭

[maiden owl]

Had a server completely lag out last night. Tested my connection and my speeds were fine so idk

[tender sphinx]

that would be something more like beginner servers instead of sbmm

[maiden owl]

I mean, there's some of us here willing to play with you if you ask

[green kernel]

can't play on it becuase the servers are too bad and the opponents are fucking taekewjoe in ranked so i give up

and the no1 eu med in cashout too

can't have fun

[maiden owl]

Fun is a mindset

[digital bloom]

Need 1 ranked

14k+

Any role

[tender sphinx]

but like
shit here is so bad our phone carrier only supports LTE and 2G
so i think it might be the internet

[maiden owl]

As long as you butter me up and have a good time

[digital bloom]

Okay

[maiden owl]

Not sure what the 14K is for

[green kernel]

"fun" is gaining only 300 rs for beating full ruby stacks in ranked https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2671466089 2:19:00

[green kernel]

oh i guess he played in the major too

[ebon raven]

It’s so dumb that ally flashlights are impacting allies I’m getting flashbanged constantly

[maiden owl]

Then stay upset, idk

[green kernel]

nah ill just play on my alt

[maiden owl]

Holy cow old technology

[tender sphinx]

i leave new season downloads overnight and they still have to finish in the morning💔✌️

[maiden owl]

2G is absurd

[green kernel]

i know krieger blue was more upset tho his teamates were whinning the whole game and they reported me lmao

[tender sphinx]

best part is it's so unfathomably slow it's impossible to even load up a single youtube short while on the 2G network

[maiden owl]

LOL

[stable drum]

at least it's not

E

[maiden owl]

"You're too good therefore you're cheating and so I'm reporting you!"

[idle night]

What is the best way of finding a couple other players that play consistently and where we all mesh really well together?

[maiden owl]

Youtube wasn't made for 2G

[forest saddle]

reject internet, embrace grass

[stable drum]

https://youtu.be/d3f7ky9weUk?si=7bND6dULJUpiKwj4

[tender sphinx]

actually the signal bar thing on top of the screen has an E while on the 2G network so idk

[maiden owl]

I love grass but it has turned to ice here.

[minor wing]

i dunno i use it playing ranked so

[green kernel]

i win a 1v2 then later he says "stupid fucking 3rd parties, just give us a single team and we'll win so easy"

[forest saddle]

then you shall turn it back to grass

[stable drum]

E is basically even worse than actual 2G lol

[tender sphinx]

WHERE DO YOU SEE GRASS
IT'S SEVERAL INCHES OF SNOW OUTSIDE
IT'S -10 OUTSIDE

[covert flax]

is that Danny G

[stable drum]

that ain't him

[minor wing]

when did we start gaining players again?

[forest saddle]

you could always get indoor grass

[maiden owl]

LOL

[covert flax]

FUCK

[stable drum]

it's the "you quickscope way too quick" guy

[tender sphinx]

mind you fiber optic cables are by the house but no ISP wants to use them so they are just there and do nothing

[maiden owl]

I mean, I've been winning 1v3s more so I'm waiting

[gleaming bridge]

getting slandered because im doing a contract that requires you to hit people with carriables 5 times

[forest saddle]

play the finals and touch indoor grass. nobody can tell u to touch grass that way

[gleaming bridge]

2/5 that game

[maiden owl]

They don't want to spend money, there's your reason my friend

[tender sphinx]

fiber could be like 100 Mbps on a lower plan
it's like 6 on a good day here

[maiden owl]

Add a patch of grass to your desk

[stable drum]

I just had an FCARNAGE season today in cashout... but I was lagging hard at one point

[maiden owl]

I have 2Gig fiber plan

About $85 here

[stable drum]

I was hitting trackings I never thought I would ever hit

[forest saddle]

wait.. what if we become the grass...

[tender sphinx]

gigabit or somehow gigabyte

[crude ocean]

Hello

[forest saddle]

Hello

[green kernel]

jsut the whole situation from 2:16:00 is fucking hilarious to watch cause they were so pissed off

[crude ocean]

When are you gonna have a pfp?

[green kernel]

and the medium can't aim for shit

[sour ledge]

Where can I find the meteor shower event

[bleak arch]

I'm unreasonably peeved that the starter pack bfr has gold bullets instead of rainbow ones

[forest saddle]

good question.

[maiden owl]

Gigabit? Pretty sure that's standard here

Fiber optic

[forest saddle]

chat, is it necessary to have a pfp

[bleak arch]

Yeah

[maiden owl]

No

[forest saddle]

but why

[tender sphinx]

nah i made this one an eternity ago and still use it

[cerulean stratus]

Well, the finals is basically unplayable for me

i got kicked 4 games in a row for "disallowed files"

like the anticheat itself kicks me, I reverify files and reconnect but it's usually too late so it counts as a leaver

[maiden owl]

It's not "necessary" but a lot of people prefer it

[crude ocean]

If you like hotline miami this would be a cool one. I think it's unique that you don't have one but it just puzzles me.

[maiden owl]

The game has been bugging for me too since the update.

[bleak arch]

It would be like going outside with a bag over your head if you dont

[maiden owl]

Not necessary but it adds personality

[maiden owl]

I am groot

[tiny wharf]

It happened again. I was going 6-2 in Powershift and boom, it conks out

[bleak arch]

As much as I hate third parties, 3v3v3 brawls are even worse

[tiny wharf]

The wifi genuinely is plotting against me

[forest saddle]

you shall keep being puzzled

[tender sphinx]

i just use my username more
best part is i literally ONLY go by Law here and go by Lawyer everywhere else so it's not even consistent

[crude ocean]

Ok.

[green kernel]

yeah my shaders just wont compile or something cause my frametimes are ass

[maiden owl]

Sometimes those third parties come clutch and stop your cashout from being taken

[forest saddle]

default pfp goes hard tho 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥💯

[maiden owl]

It's the startup for me and server connectivity

[forest saddle]

@tender sphinx my pfp is tuffer

[green kernel]

oh god the servers are awful

[maiden owl]

I think you mashed your hands on the emotes there lad

[tender sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-false-nuke-walter-white-false-breaking-bad-false-breaking-bad-false-nuke-gif-11851145952566757188

[maiden owl]

Not all the time but lately it's becoming bothersome. Especially when I'm trying to hit further shots

[tender sphinx]

bro that is nothing compared to mine ones 💔✌️❤️‍🩹😭🤤💔🍅🍍🪑

[maiden owl]

"Mine ones"

[tender sphinx]

i mean my most used ones whatever

[forest saddle]

🔥 👆 🗣️ 6️⃣ 7️⃣ my top 5

[maiden owl]

https://tenor.com/view/proud-ron-swanson-nick-offerman-parks-and-rec-so-proud-of-you-gif-4531083

[tender sphinx]

😭 🔥 ⁉️ 💔 🫃 here

[maiden owl]

https://tenor.com/view/purge-wh40k-burn-gif-13397110

[forest saddle]

you impregnated a lot of men

[maiden owl]

8️⃣ 9️⃣

[dull charm]

Men can't get pregnant.

[maiden owl]

I find it hilarious that the pregnant man emoji is used as a meme more than anything else

[forest saddle]

yes.

[tender sphinx]

4️⃣1️⃣

[forest saddle]

wait

it's the AI dude

why is he green

[maiden owl]

Anyone down for a few rounds?

[green kernel]

like what how does that not register

[covert flax]

a meme and... another thing I can't really say here

[tender sphinx]

shoutout youtube for this monstrous recommendation

[dull charm]

I was green years ago, and now I have it on this account too.

[green kernel]

meanwhile i get ts

[forest saddle]

but why do u support ai

[covert flax]

why the hell are people still making memes of a dead guy
like, he never did anything special other than be a moron
these memes are some of the most unfunny shit because there is literally no reason to use this dogs face everywhere

[dull charm]

Because I can appreciate technological advancement that push us forward in life rather than dwelling in the past or stagnating the present.

[tender sphinx]

i've gotten worse shit but i don't wanna risk getting muted or sum

[maiden owl]

I can see why a few times. Impeccable placement by heavy

[lavish dragon]

Guy hacking

https://youtube.com/shorts/gs3-HWJfDKg?si=dkAiltWjp7qOglAy

[dull charm]

"Dog" that's just disrespectful to someone who was making a positive impact on our younger generation.

[cerulean stratus]

well, he was also promoting insane levels of racism and sexism

we made fun of him before he died lol

[covert flax]

there is a difference between dwelling and fucking disgracing.

[abstract juniper]

so many people in this server are fat and i hate all of them

[rain temple]

dawg youre in THE FINALS server lol

[maiden owl]

Just ignore him

[covert flax]

very good look on you btw.

[cerulean stratus]

This guy convinced people that the safest airlines in the world are hiring black people with 0 training just bc they are black

[forest saddle]

wait fr?

[maiden owl]

Love them and encourage them to hit the gym and take up a healthy diet. Be positive

[cerulean stratus]

He legitimately convinced people that you can't trust your pilot just bc he;s black lol

[abstract juniper]

cypris 100% supports what ice is doing

[tender sphinx]

speaking of yt recommendations this guy is back on my page ig

[dull charm]

Different perspectives are always going to arise.

We live in a day in age in which you can say the grass is green and you'll find someone that has a counter argument.

[rain temple]

oh lord we've gone full reddit in here

[dull charm]

*1000%

[maiden owl]

Not going to get into it but that is taken heavily out of context

[abstract juniper]

this guys a fuckin moron bro 😭 😭

[tender sphinx]

why are we talking about Kirk all over a youtube vid

[covert flax]

I guess racism gives a positive impact on the younger generation, hahah, you know, we never DWELL IN THE PAST LIKE THIS HASN'T BEEN AN ISSUE FOR CENTURIES, AM I RIGHT?

[forest saddle]

i blame you. you need to be charge and slammed as a form of execution

[green kernel]

also "how long could you crack the angel devil before dying"

[tender sphinx]

this isn't shooting yourself in the foot with a pistol
this a whole mf 12 gauge💔

[abstract juniper]

cypris is 0/4 on good takes he just says straight bs 😭

[cerulean stratus]

as if delta would hire someone who has zero idea how to fly a plane, like they suddenly just removed all safety standards and said "good luck bro, you're black so we hired you"

I have SEEN THE FULL CONTEXT OF THAT CLIP. Why do y'all always say "heavily out of context" the context is he thinks black pilots can't fly a plane and got hired solely bc they are black lol

[green kernel]

nah but the hipfire point blank

[maiden owl]

I suppose it's normalized to wish death on people with opposing views.

[forest saddle]

guys, dont fall for ragebait.

[rain temple]

Heartbreaking: the one other person who liked TA besides me is also a moron 🥀

[sterile garnet]

bros name is bait

[tender sphinx]

TDM fans holding strong

[maiden owl]

Your first issue was hipfiring with a sniper

[cerulean stratus]

I've never made a single joke about charlie kirk's murder, I'm jsut saying he was one of the most made fun of people before he died

he literally had a south park episode based on him lol

[maiden owl]

We've come full circle in history, again. Lol

[peak shoal]

hipfire sucks so hard

[green kernel]

gang i've mained sniper since open beta, it's lvl9 i know that hipfire should have hit it was just unlucky as shit

[rain temple]

did they finally make that not fully accurate?

[green kernel]

ok i mained famas too that's lvl 10 but whatever

[dull charm]

If you walk into a Costco waiving a Sam's Club membership, you'd expect them to reject you at the door.

And if you sneak in and start waving a Sam's Club flag talking about how much you hate Costco in the middle of the store, you should expect security to kick you out, or should I say, deport you out.

Why should countries be any different.

[minor wing]

how tf did we round back to talking about politics again

[dusty willow]

Who's we

[covert flax]

all @dull charm fault.

[cerulean stratus]

intelligent people

[dull charm]

Difference in opinions != Ragebait

[tender sphinx]

what does this have to do with anything💔

[maiden owl]

Soooo many people praised his death like we're in some roman colosseum or medieval times bro.

[dull charm]

Think about the metaphor I'm making. Its quite clear.

[cerulean stratus]

"difference in opinions" and the "opinion" is that Delta hires inept pilots solely bc of their race lol

[rain temple]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-death-sad-bradpitt-gif-11039784

me muting my TA bro

[maiden owl]

Flown delta plenty of times, good airline

[dusty willow]

Yeaa.. anyone who said they're glad I kinda just give a dirty look

[maiden owl]

Seal, let's play games

[crude ocean]

Sir this is a Wendy's.

[forest saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[tender sphinx]

bro how are we comparing supermarkets to deportation💔
also what egotistical ass Costco security guard would just kick you out for saying you like Sam's club

[tiny wharf]

Heavies are not fun to kill

[maiden owl]

It's inhumane really. It's just not human

[minor wing]

rn im not at my computer so i cant and i might be going to visit the doctor so either way i cant

[maiden owl]

Play at the doctor

[covert flax]

"guys I am NOT racist!!!!!"

[minor wing]

my right hand might be out of commission i dunno

[rain temple]

where the mods at can we go back to arguing about lights being bad for the game

[bleak arch]

Look up some of his beliefs, that's inhumane

[abstract juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-18338667365126853250

[maiden owl]

It's the game of telephone but worse

[dull charm]

Its not racist to want people who are illegally in your country, out.

[dusty willow]

Yepp, but they'll do the complete opposite for anyone else inside their beliefs

[minor wing]

also i aint got a laptop or steamdeck to play finals aith

[forest saddle]

is this really #⚡┇the-finals-chat

[tender sphinx]

this is like if i were talking about how the M60 is some disgusting crutch or sum💔

[crude ocean]

0 days without tomfoolery

[dusty willow]

Its not, exactly

[covert flax]

security guard named RealCypris because people have opinions, and opinions RUIN humanity's future

[minor wing]

lh1 is totally a gun that is totally skillless

[maiden owl]

"You have beliefs different to mine? That's offensive, to DEATH!"

[dusty willow]

Literally

[forest saddle]

can we talk about teh new akimbo skin which is literally just hands

[maiden owl]

Straight up ad mortem inimicus

[covert flax]

they do a lot more than that but okay

[mint rapids]

tbagging and emoting on bodies while having streamer mode on while playing powershift is a new thing and he still lost

[bleak arch]

If they ever add it

[maiden owl]

Lh1 is good but dang that recoil

[lavish dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gs3-HWJfDKg?si=dkAiltWjp7qOglAy

[maiden owl]

https://tenor.com/view/all-that-for-nothing-all-for-naught-waste-of-time-time-consuming-fooling-around-gif-15455674

[forest saddle]

akimbo be getting wild skins

[mint rapids]

true

[tender sphinx]

had a guy curse out our entire team in tdm in text chat for "carrying us" as we were not even playing badly

[abstract juniper]

stagger your shots slightly so it resets

[cerulean stratus]

I would say look up the rates of domestic terr*rsm from the Right vs the Left, but the administration took that off the .gov website bc it made their side look really really really bad

something like 77% of domestic terr*rsm was from alt right extremist groups/individuals